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John: WHY. why did you give Roger a KNIFE?!
Freddie: I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe.
John: Now I feel unsafe!
Freddie: I’m sorry.
Freddie: ... would you like a knife?

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John: Brian and I don’t use pet names. 
Roger: I see. Hey, what do bees make? 
John: Honey? 
Brian: Yes, dear? 
John: 
Roger: Don't ever lie to my face again.

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John: What time is it? 
Freddie: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out 
Freddie: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune* 
Roger: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING 
Freddie: It’s 2

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Brian: I turned out perfectly fine!
Freddie: Brian, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast
Brian: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD

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Brian: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Roger: It’s not a joke.
Roger: *sniffles*
Roger: I’m a legit snack.

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MY FAVROUITE ❤️❤️

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Brian: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume? 
Roger: *chugs entire bottle* 
Roger: It’s perfume.

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Brian: I know you snuck out last night, Roger. 
Freddie: Play dumb! 
Roger: Who's Roger? 
Freddie: NOT THAT DUMB!!!

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Brian: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life 
Roger: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind? 
Brian: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die. 
John: edible

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Brian, whispering to Roger, who’s on the phone with John: Ask them something!
Roger: How are you feeling?
John: Fine.
Brian: Something personal!
Roger: At what age did you first get your period?

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Brian: In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 
Roger: Wasn't John with you? 
John: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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Brian: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Roger: Put spaghetti in it.
Brian: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
John: Put spaghetti in it.
Brian: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Freddie: Put spaghetti in it.
Brian: I'm no longer taking suggestions.

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Roger being asked to sign this awful picture of him. John is bullying him with his face❤️

IG credits: frxddiemercury

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The true pretty boys ❤️❤️

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Brian: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet. 
Roger: 
John: 
Freddie: 
Everyone Else At Brian’s Surprise Birthday Party: 
Roger: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

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John: Why are Brian and Roger sitting with their backs to each other?
Freddie: They had a fight.
John: Then why are they holding hands?
Freddie: They get sad when they fight.