#Custom Xmas tree ornaments

[noisycowboyglitter]

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The "Funny Cock Diet Adult Gag Gift" is a humorous novelty item designed to elicit laughs and playful reactions among adults. This tongue-in-cheek present typically takes the form of a fake diet book or product that plays on double entendres and risqué humor related to roosters and male anatomy.

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The gift might feature absurd "weight loss tips" involving chickens or comical illustrations that blur the line between poultry and innuendo. The content is deliberately outrageous and not meant to be taken seriously, instead serving as a conversation starter or icebreaker at adult gatherings.

Often packaged to mimic legitimate self-help products, these gag gifts can include fake testimonials, before-and-after photos, or mock scientific claims that add to the comedic effect. They're popular choices for white elephant exchanges, bachelor/bachelorette parties, or as humorous stocking stuffers for adults with an appreciation for cheeky humor.

It's important to note that this type of gift is intended for mature audiences who enjoy irreverent comedy. The recipient's sense of humor and the social context should be carefully considered before giving such a present, as it may not be appropriate for all settings or individuals.

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"Great for Christmas" is a versatile phrase that evokes a sense of holiday suitability and festive charm. It's often used to describe items, activities, or experiences that align perfectly with the spirit of the season.

This could refer to cozy sweaters ideal for winter gatherings, festive decorations that transform homes into winter wonderlands, or gourmet food items that elevate holiday meals. It might describe heartwarming movies that become annual traditions, board games that bring families together, or craft kits for creating personalized ornaments.

"Great for Christmas" can also apply to experiences like ice skating outings, holiday light tours, or tickets to seasonal performances. In the culinary world, it might refer to special ingredients for holiday baking or tools for creating elaborate feasts.

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Ultimately, anything labeled "Great for Christmas" promises to enhance the holiday experience, whether by adding joy, comfort, or a touch of magic to the festive season.

Personalised Xmas decorations add a unique touch to holiday festivities, transforming generic ornaments into cherished keepsakes. These custom-made items often feature names, dates, or special messages, making them ideal for commemorating milestones or expressing affection.

Common options include baubles engraved with family names, stockings embroidered with individual monikers, and tree toppers featuring family photos. Personalized advent calendars, door wreaths, and table settings can also infuse homes with bespoke holiday cheer.

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These decorations come in various styles, from rustic wooden plaques to elegant glass ornaments, catering to different tastes and decor themes. They're popular as thoughtful gifts, perfect for newlyweds, new homeowners, or to mark a baby's first Christmas.

By incorporating personal elements, these decorations not only beautify spaces but also tell stories, creating lasting memories and adding sentimental value to holiday traditions.

[nynaevedesign]

Christmas 2022 Make your sim's home appear vibrant and welcoming with this natural-looking, lightly decorated mini tree. Add whimsical ornaments for a fun look or keep it simple if you prefer a Scandinavian feel. Choose from a wide range of colors to match your style. Happy Holidays! You'll get a tree, a pot, ball ornaments, and a tree topper. Base game compatible. Optimized for low-end computers. You can choose if you want a decorated tree or prefer to do it yourself. Download: NynaeveDesign.com

[tallgrassstore]

The custom Neopets Ornaments from 2022!

It's funny how many I did last year, while this year seems to be all about full-size Neopets sculpts!

Sculpting Neopets will always spark joy, though, no matter the size~

Shop: TheTallGrass.etsy.com

[iinsawdious]

i almost teared up opening this. merry christmas yall <3

[themandalabloom]

I’m so nervous to share that I’ve opened a new Etsy shop; Mandala Bloom! This shop focuses specifically on my handmade ornaments and delights, showcasing beautifully articulated wire spheres that can transform into dozens of shapes.

As a 6-year Etsy Seller, I've created a new shop because my original shop was focused on bracelets, ornaments, toys, etc, and I found that it was too confusing not only for customers, but for the algorithm as well.

If you like my work, or if it sparked a little bit of joy in you, I kindly ask for your assistance by favouriting my items/shop as this helps it rank better in search and increase its visibility as newly listed items. (ONLY if you find my handmade art worthy of a heart/favourite)

Thank you, and I wish you a fantastic day! <3

[kitten4sannie]

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕹𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙𝖒𝖆𝖗𝖊 𝕭𝖊𝖋𝖔𝖗𝖊 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖒𝖆𝖘 (†𝖊𝖆𝖘𝖊𝖗)

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Incubus! San x Fem! Reader x Boyfriend! Wooyoung

Genre: smut

Summary: All you wanted to do was go to bed so that you could have a nice Christmas morning with your boyfriend the following day. Unfortunately, you would have a late night visitor, and it wasn’t Santa Claus delivering presents. 

W.C: ???

Warnings: ???

A/N: guess who’s back (back again) ✨ don’t be fooled by the cute christmas theme! this is actually the sequel to paranormal activity 👀🖤 well this is the teaser, to be exact, but i’ll be posting the full thing on the night before xmas eve just fyi. hope you all are having a nice holiday season 🫶🏼

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“Remind me why all you bought for your friend’s dog was a collar and leash?” you questioned, inspecting said gift and setting it down neatly inside the empty gift box on your lap. 

Wooyoung, who was standing by the Christmas tree and admiring the way the twinkling lights routinely switched off from red and blue to an eye-catching shade of gold, craned his neck back to look at you with a scowl. “First of all, it was on sale.”

You bit back a laugh, amused with your boyfriend’s immediate attitude, quietly closing the box and taping down the sides. 

“And, second of all,” he began, taking a few steps over to the couch and plopping down onto it, leaning his body against yours. “My friend had put it on his wishlist, so there.” 

Slapping a pretty red bow on the top of the plain box and calling it a day, you gave Wooyoung a small nudge with your elbow. “But, you could’ve gotten it custom-done at least, you know? Get their dog’s name engraved into it or something. Just getting a basic one seems a bit lazy to me.” 

Once Wooyoung grabbed the present from your hands and tossed it down onto the floor near the tree, he took a hold of your shoulders. “ ‘Seems a bit lazy to me,’ ” he said mockingly, as he eased you down onto the couch cushion below, climbing over you and leaning down near your face. “You better be careful before I put that collar on you myself.” 

“Mm…” You reached your arms out to wrap around his neck and bring him in closer. “But you better be careful before I pull the lights off of the tree and wrap them around your cock so you can’t cum until I say so.” 

��Is that a promise?” he asked softly, pressing his lips into the side of your jaw, slowly moving down to pepper kisses along the curve of your neck. 

“Don’t tempt me, Woo. I’ll tie you up right now.” You held him close, moaning a bit when you felt him grow hard against your lower abdomen, immediately taking the opportunity to reach down and grip him through his boxers. “You’re so hard for me already…” 

“It’s your fault, Y/N. Take some responsibility,” Wooyoung returned in a low voice, his fingers slipping into the neckline of your tank top and yanking it down so that your tits popped out of it. Hearing your gasp fueled him to suck one of them into his mouth and roll his tongue around it. 

“Fuck…keep going…” 

Wooyoung obliged, only stopping when you both heard the unmistakable sound of an ornament falling off of the tree and hitting the wood floor with a crunch. He sat up, watching as another, more sturdy one, dropped off of the branch it was on and rolled across the floor towards the couch where the two of you were tangled up. 

“What the fuck…” you mumbled, exchanging glances with Wooyoung, before sitting up when he got off of you and went to grab the broom and dustpan. 

Wooyoung came back and swept up the broken pieces of the ornament, chuckling at your frightened reaction. “I’m sure it was just some air blowing or something.” 

“From where?” You pulled your top back up and scanned the corner of the living room near the tree, a strangely unsettling feeling developing in the pit of your stomach. 

“From the heater, you know.” Wooyoung tossed the remaining fragments into the trash and came back to put the other bulb back onto the tree, making sure it was stable. 

“Yeah, I guess that makes sense…” You stood up and rubbed your forearm, wondering why you felt so uncomfortable in that moment, like another pair of eyes were on you. 

Wooyoung took notice of this and pulled you into a hug, nuzzling his face into your neck. “Don’t be so scared, baby. I’m here…”

“Mm…okay,” you nodded, feeling a little better now that you were in Wooyoung’s warm embrace. 

“We should probably get to bed…It’s getting late.” 

“Yeah, that’s a good idea.” 

Giving you a soft smile, Wooyoung slung an arm around your shoulders and guided you up the stairs into your bedroom. 

Meanwhile, unbeknownst to the both of you, a shadowy figure emerged from behind the tree. The demon’s tattooed fingers clasped around the bulb Wooyoung had returned to the branch. He leaned in to look at his devilish reflection in it, a deep-sounding chuckle erupting from his throat. 

“Rest while you can, you two…before all the fun begins.”

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[wheresmulder]

We don't celebrate Xmas but we're doing it this year on a ridiculous whim bc my sister was like "what if we get a hot pink xmas tree" and me going "here's my credit card" so

And we haven't told my mom bc we thought it would be funny to surprise her bc she was like "what if we got a tree this year" after I already bought it so I did my best grinch impression like "NO. XMAS IS FUCKING STUPID. IN THIS HOUSE WE DO NOT FEED CORPORATE GREED." while my sister is in the backseat trying not to fucking laugh bc the tree is being delivered the next day so yeah we successfully got the package in the house without her knowing and last night we went to h***y l***y for decorations and my siblings and I were literally pissing our pants laughing at all the weird xmas shit and grabbing everything we liked and putting it in the cart while going "BIGFOOT ORNAMENT? IT'S IN THE MOVIE." like literally this:

Shout out to k&p for the gremlins 2 sketch bc LMFAOooOoo all the other customers/employees were like "👀 wtf is wrong with them/🤔are they actually making a movie" and then AND THEN. I SEE HIM

Hands down the most disturbing creature I've ever encountered. I was absolutely hysterical i couldn't stop laughing. My sister called him a curly toed weirdo. It's giving:

AND HE IS WEARING *PINK*???? HE MATCHES THE FUCKING TREE????

We almost passed out laughing i could not breathe. This little freak was EIGHTY DOLLARS??????? but all the xmas shit was on sale so he was 30 and we're like........ 👀are we.... 👀we're not....👀couldn't possibly... 👀but what if....

and i was like you know what. Commit to The Bit so guess what bitches?

He's in the movie. Say hello to my first born son ��‍👩‍👦 Giuseppe Creeps👶🔪

(lil seppy for short)

this is us checking out I told the cashier "please be careful with my son" and she had to keep a straight face bc her manager was there but as we were walking away she whispered "have fun with your son" so I'm just spreading xmas cheer everywhere I go with this little freak. Idk how but he's going on the tree. He is In The Movie. He's the star of gremlins 2. I love him sfm. but when we got home I went straight to my mom with him on my shoulder like as a distraction while my siblings hid all the ornaments so my mom thinks this is the only thing we bought at the store (and we were there for over an hour):

So i walk in with him and WHEN MY MOM SAW HIM ON MY SHOULDER SHE FUCKING RECOILED AWAY FROM ME IN HORROR. FULLY LIKE:

IM SRS 100% THATS LITERALLY WHAT SHE LOOKED LIKE and I againnn almost fucking diiiiiiied laughing I could not breathe

SHE ✨️F E A R S✨️ HIM and has no idea about the tree were gonna set it up today while she's running errands this is the best fucking christmas ive ever had

[asikubi-soda]

2022 Xmas『1983』

Chapter 3

A little past noon, the snow had stopped and the sky was cloudless, and the winter sun was floating in the high sky. The sunlight, which is not enough to melt the snow, is reflected on the ground and shines brightly.

Snape's eyes squinted at the light, his nose tucked into his winter scarf, and he gazed at a small, withered fountain.

Benches were lined up in a semicircle around the fountain, and the buildings on the other side of the street were decorated for Christmas. Here and there store signs are buried in the snow, and a tree can be seen in the shop window. Behind and around the fountain was a short forest, and beyond that was a row of buildings.

Everyone passing by the small park seems to be a wizard or a witch. I hear the sound of Apparition in the distance. The fountain in front of me must have been Muggle-proof.

Snape spread out a newspaper he had found in a Muggle storefront on the way there, as the bench he had just waved his wand to melt the snow was warm. It featured Muggle sports, football match results, and interviews with Muggle musicians returning from world tours.

After that, there were no articles that caught my eye, and when I looked up at the fountain again, there was a familiar face on the other side. Looking around and noticing this one, the bearded face showed a smile that could be seen from afar.

"Did you wait?"

"So-so"

Snape put the newspaper in the pocket of his coat and stood up to look at Lupin. His nose and ears turned bright red from the outside air, and his beard was smiling happily as he rubbed his cold red fingertips together. The brown hair on the beard, which was more trimmed than usual, had more premature gray hairs.

A Christmas song is heard in the distance.

"It's cold."

"It must be cold with just a coat on."

Snape, smirking, reached up to Lupin's cheek amusingly. Rubbing his cheek against his glove, Lupine inhales his scent through a cold nose. A black coat, a black muffler and gloves, and the usual all-black outfit suits him best.

"Let's go? No, I don't mind if you hug me for a while..."

Snape only squinted at Lupin's insistent gaze. They walked along the rim of the fountain, passing overhead fairies carrying ornaments along the way. When the two looked where the fairies were headed, they saw that the biggest fir tree in the forest had become a Christmas tree. A fairy's little house is built between the ornaments.

"Where are you going?"

"Hmm? I'd like to drink something warm first."

"You had lunch, didn't you?"

“Yeah, thanks to that, I was able to take it easy. But you know, I want to spend my date more slowly. ”

Looked to his side, his red cheeks loosening and staring at him. Snape pulls up his scarf and turns away. Lupine looked disappointed, but his cheeks remained relaxed as he walked alongside him.

"Maybe you have work after this?"

"No."

A short reply comes from inside the black scarf.

Ah, now I want to hold your hand. I want to hug you. Lupine resisted reaching for him and thrust his haggard hand into his coat pocket.

Passing through the woods and out onto the street, the stone walls were covered with snow like powdered sugar, and children were drawing pictures with their fingers. They passed it and stopped at a pub with menus covered in snow. The voices of the bustling customers, the smell of food, and rock music can be heard from inside the store.

"There's mulled wine, shall we have it here?"

"Yes, I will pay."

Snape left Lupin there, walked into the pub, and immediately ordered from the barman.

"Merry Christmas."

"Merry Christmas, two mulled wines."

"Okay, two mulled wines."

Snape nodded when the bartender held up two fingers to see if there were two orders. Snape pulled a bi-fold wallet from his inner coat pocket and tapped the button on the coin purse with his fingertips. No one here noticed that the coin purse had changed, and the contents had changed from galleons to pounds.

"Thank you, let me pay next time."

"As you like."

Watching him take the wine from Snape and bow lightly, Lupine fought the urge to kiss him on the cheek.

The two of them moved to the edge of the empty counter, and Lupine breathed a sigh of relief at the warmth of the wine in his hands. Snape removes his glove and puts it on the counter.

"My parents used to come to this area before."

"So here."

"Yeah...he said it's the best for a date...it's delicious."

Snape leaned against the wall, frowning at the word 'date' Lupin whispered to him, and looked at his bearded face sipping wine.

"It's so much fun, it's the best Christmas ever."

"well well…"

Snape frowns and turns his head away, looking inside the store while sipping the wine. Lupine smiled at him and put his elbows on the counter and crossed his legs.

The mulled wine they both had had red wine and orange aromas coming out of their nostrils, and the honey warmed their cold bodies from the inside.

Lupine, who was looking at the entrance of the store, leaned over Snape's shoulder and told him a secret.

"...the first kiss is you."

"What?"

Snape stopped drinking wine and looked at smiling bearded face, and on the other side, a couple were kissing against the backdrop of the snowy landscape.

"Then what?"

"At that time, I summoned the courage of a generation. I was hit with all my might."

"No wonder."

"Haha, is that so."

Snape frowned and half-glared at Lupin, who smiled happily as he sipped the wine.

"Without permission..."

"Would you forgive me if I did?"

"Idiot."

"Now?"

Snape, who was about to slap, clenched his hand and clicked his tongue at Lupin's expression, which was a mixture of joking and seriousness.

"There's no reason to do that. Don't be conceited."

"Haha, that's a pain."

Lupine knew that if the store hadn't been occupied, he would have been staring at him in silence. Snape, who rarely nodded or responded, only answered refusals firmly. And when agree, silently wait for me to approach.

Lupine shrugged his shoulders. Watching him smile happily no matter what he said, Snape twisted his wrist to check the wand on his cuff, just in case the bearded face might actually kiss him at some point. Until now, no matter how many times I refused, the only person who wouldn't leave me was Lupine, who was sitting next to me.

Without knowing that they were thinking about each other, without a doubt, the two of them finished their wine and left the restaurant.

[daimonclub]

Christmas holidays

Merry Christmas holiday time Christmas holidays, customs, story, and traditions in Anglo speaking countries, an article that explains the origin and development of this great Christian feast, with some quotes and useful links. Christmas it seems to me is a necessary festival; we require a season when we can regret all the flaws in our human relationships: it is the feast of failure, sad but consoling. Graham Greene Christmas Eve is my favorite... I think the anticipation is more fun than anything else. I kind of lost that. The idea that something - food, traditions, an arbitrary date on the calendar - can be special because we decide it should be. We make it special. Not just for ourselves, but for others. Kiersten White I sometimes think we expect too much of Christmas Day. We try to crowd into it the long arrears of kindliness and humanity of the whole year. As for me, I like to take my Christmas a little at a time, all through the year. And thus I drift along into the holidays - let them overtake me unexpectedly - waking up some find morning and suddenly saying to myself: 'Why, this is Christmas Day! Ray Stannard Baker I have always thought of Christmas-time... as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable, pleasant time; the only time I know of, in the long calendar of the year, when men and women seem by one consent to open their shut-up hearts freely, and to think of people below them as if they really were fellow-passengers to the grave, and not another race of creatures bound on other journeys. Charles Dickens Let the children have their night of fun and laughter. Let the gifts of Father Christmas delight their play. Let us grown-ups share to the full in their unstinted pleasures before we turn again to the stern task and the formidable years that lie before us, resolved that, by our sacrifice and daring, these same children shall not be robbed of their inheritance or denied their right to live in a free and decent world. Winston Churchill Christmas Holiday Christmas is undoubtedly the most important festival of the year. It is the celebration of the birthday of Christ. Christmas means "mass", or church service, for Christ. The abbreviation Xmas derives from the Greek letter X that was used as a symbol for Christ by early Christians. For most boys and girls these celebrations mean preparing the Christmas tree, singing carols, pantomime, the church service in the late evening, the sumptuous dinner at midday with the whole family and, of course, Santa Claus, the smiling old man with the beard who slides down the chimney during the night to bring presents for the children. These Christmas traditions are losing their religious and traditional aspect and are becoming more consumistic. This is happening in both the English-speaking countries and in the rest of the world.

Christmas nativity advent of Jesus Xmas yesterday To children Xmas means the season of joy, of family and of presents. Its festivities mark the magic moment of the whole year. The children of the English-speaking countries still feel Christmas this way, while the adults seem to have turned it into a festival of consumerism. Children still delight in preparing the Christmas tree, a fir tree which is decorated with small, brightly-coloured lights and glass ornaments. Their feast still has a "Carol Service" consisting of Xmas hymns and readings from a Bible. Xmas Eve is probably even nicer than Christmas itself. Before going to bed, children prepare the "old sock" at the foot of the bed in which Santa Claus will place the presents during the night. On Christmas day, after the church service, the family gathers around the tree. They open the presents and then they sit down to the traditional dinner. Later, the children go and see a pantomime, a kind of comedy play with singing and dancing based on a well-known fairy story or folk story such as Cinderella, Robin Hood, etc. This wonderful feast will last twelve days and nights up to the Epifany. Xmas today In Great Britain, the USA, Canada, Australia, etc., in families without children, Xmas is constantly becoming less a feast of love and more and more a consumer festival. Maybe we should speak of a religion of consumerism. Christmas trees have multiplied and have become bigger and more brightly lit. Around them are parcels of presents, lots of them. Even Santa Claus - whose name derives from St Nicolaus or Nicholas - has changed. He is no longer the little old man coming from the North Pole on his sleigh, but a cheery, rosy-cheeked gentleman sitting at the entrance of department stores to attract customers. Santa Claus, or Father Christmas, has therefore changed from children's dream to buyers attraction. Even Christmas dinner seems to have changed. The enormous turkey sitting on the table proves this as do also all the bottles of wine. Of Christmas - the one with traditions and family love - there seems to be left only the name. Christmas in New York New York is not only inhabited by rich people. The contrast between lights, warmth and wealth, represented by Santa Claus and his gifts, and the world of the poor and homeless is highlighted during the Christmas period. New York shines with lights at Christmas. The brightest part of the city is the Rockefeller Center, with its enormous Christmas Tree and its ice rink where skaters may have fun in the chilly New York winter. All towns are full of lights during Christmas-time and on New Year's Day. But New York is brighter that any other city: the Catholic traditions of the Irish, the Polish and the Italians have mixed with the Orthodox traditions of Slays and Greeks, and with those of the white Anglo-Saxon Protestants, so that all Christians (and non-Christians as well) participate in the Holy Night. St Nicholas Story They bring happiness St Nicholas was the bishop of the Italian town Bari. He was a very good and generous man. He died in December and parents started giving gifts' to their children on the anniversary of his death, in order to remind them of the saint's generosity. At the end of the Roman Era and during the Middle Ages, Europe was far more united than we can imagine: pilgrims' travelled to sanctuaries, scholars' went from one university to another - and so St Nicholas, or Nicolaus , became known all over Europe. And in northern Europe Santa Claus, who brings gifts during the Christmas period, is still St Nicholas from Bari with his new northern name. Yet, in the original Celtic tradition there were two other people who brought gifts during winter. Of course you know them. One is the Italian Befana, who is a good witch on her way back from the witches' Sabbath. The others were the tiny' gnomes from northern Europe, who lived in old trees in the forests. They also wore a big red hood'. A little girl who spoke to wolves' and walked in the forest wearing a red hood and carrying gifts is no doubt known to you: Little Red Riding Hood. CHRISTMAS DAY December 25th (Conversations) It is 1.30 on Christmas Day and the Browns are eating their Christmas dinner. Mrs Brown's father is carving the turkey and Mrs Brown is serving ... Mrs Brown: I hope the turkey's cooked properly, Father. Father: It looks fine to me. Mrs Brown: Will you have ham and sausages with your turkey, Barbara? Barbara: Yes, please, Mum. Mrs Brown: And bread sauce? Barbara: Yes. Mrs Brown: And chestnut stuffing? Barbara: Oh yes - I'll have everything. Mrs Brown: Here you are then. Barbara: It looks delicious. Pass the gravy, please, David. Mrs Brown: Don't wait for us, Barbara. Start yours or it'll get cold. Now, David, what'll you have? ... ... And after the main course the Browns had Christmas pudding with brandy butter, mince pies with cream followed by nuts and fruit and coffee. Then they all pulled crackers. Inside each cracker there was a coloured paper hat, a joke and a small toy - a whistle or a doll perhaps. After such a large meal - and a lot of washing-up they all settled down to watch the Queen on television. (A Christmas Day programme in which The Queen speaks to the Commonwealth.) In the evening they went carol singing with the church choir and visited an old people’s home. This is one of the carols they sang: I saw three ships come sailing in on Christmas Day, on Christmas Day. I saw three ships come sailing in on Christmas Day in the morning. And what was in those ships all three, / On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day? And what was in those ships all three, /On Christmas Day in the morning? Our Saviour Christ and His lady,/ On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day; Our Saviour Christ and His lady, / On Christmas Day in the morning. Write wish messages on some Christmas Cards. If you were invited to Christmas dinner with the Browns what would you like to eat? What would you say to Mrs Brown? Christmas in Scotland Mr Rogers is on the phone to a restaurant in Scotland. - Hello. Mees restaurant. - Hello. My name is Rogers. I'm spending a few days in Scotland for Christmas. Is it possible to reserve a table for Christmas dinner? - Yes, Mr Rogers. How many of you are there going to be? - Four. I've heard you serve traditional Scottish dinner. Do you? - Of course. May I have your full name and... (fades) Pudding The Jones are having their Christmas dinner. - How did you like the pudding? - It was great. Fantastic. - Do you want some more, Mary? - Well... yes, please. Just a little bit, though. - OK. Here you are. - That's enough, thank you. - What about you, John? Would you like some more? - Oh, no, thank you. It's got more calories than... than a volcano! Friends Mary meets Joey the day before Christmas. - Joey! Hi. Merry Christmas! - Merry Christmas, Mary. How's it going? I haven't seen you around these days. - I had a bout of flu! - Oh, poor thing... - But I'm all right now. Well, I'm in a bit of a hurry... Oh... Happy New Year! - The same to you! Hangover It's New Year's Day. John is walking the dog and he meets his friend Charles. - Hello, Charles. Happy New Year. - Happy New Year. Gosh, John: you look miserable. - I know. It's a hangover. I had too much Italian wine last night. - It always happens when one's used to beer. - But they think beer is not good enough for New Year's Eve. So the friends who invited us served wine. And we had brought some port as a present... and now I'm dying! - Come on! Tomorrow you'll be OK. - I hope so...

London Christmas lights decorations Holiday time The Christmas season, also called the festive season, the holiday season (mainly in the U.S. and Canada), or simply the holidays, is an annually recurring period recognized in many Western and Western-influenced countries that is generally considered to run from late November to early January. It is defined as incorporating at least Christmas, and usually New Year, and sometimes various other holidays and festivals. It also is associated with a period of shopping which comprises a peak season for the retail sector (the "Christmas (or holiday) shopping season"), and a period of sales at the end of the season (the "January sales"). Christmas window displays and Christmas tree lighting ceremonies when trees decorated with ornaments and light bulbs are illuminated, are traditions in many areas. In the denominations of Western Christianity, the term "Christmas season" is considered synonymous with Christmastide, a term associated with Yuletide, which runs from December 25 (Christmas Day) to January 5 (Epiphany Eve), popularly known as the 12 Days of Christmas. However, as the economic impact involving the anticipatory lead-up to Christmas Day grew in America and Europe into the 19th and 20th centuries, the term "Christmas season" began to become synonymous instead with the traditional Christian Advent season, the period observed in Western Christianity from the fourth Sunday before Christmas Day until Christmas Day itself. The term "Advent calendar" survives in secular Western parlance as a term referring to a countdown to Christmas Day from the beginning of December. And now enjoy some proverbs on Christmas: If I could wish a wish for you, it would be for peace and happiness not only now, but for the whole year through! Catherine Pulsifer, Christmas is more than just presents, it's love and harmony. Julie Hebert Peace on earth will come to stay, when we live Christmas every day. Helen Steiner Rice Christmas can't be bought from a store ... Maybe Christmas means a little bit more. Dr.Seuss Christmas comes but once a year. Proverb, (Italian) At Christmas the day stretches out of a rooster's step! Proverb, (Italian) But when it comes it brings good cheer. Proverb Read also our other posts on Christmas  ; Christmas quotes ; 60 great Christmas quotes ; Christmas tree origin and quotes ;  Traditional Christmas Carols ; Christmas jokes ; Christmas cracker jokes ; Christmas food ; Christmas thoughts ; Christmas story ; Christmas in Italy ; Christmas holidays ; Christmas songs ; Christmas poems ; An Essasy on Christmas by Chesterton ; International Days List ; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XT_ug0mFdoo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UT_PX9E_3-o Read the full article

[darlingkara]

Whew, what a past few days! I worked (IT/Not CB), ran around the neighborhood for some Christmas presents to ship to my family in the US. I'm a dumb dumb the other day. I went to the Post Office and either forgot a custom form was needed (gifts of small value), or I figured they'd just have me fill out a piece of paper like every other time I've sent stuff out of the country.

It was like 80-85°F in there, packed with people (of course half are coughing, not wearing a mask (I was but I guess I'm a "weirdo" 🙄)... I was there for about 30 minutes. Two women were verbally fighting (in what I assume is Russian or Ukrainian) and the police showed up as I was leaving. 😅 This was after running from store to store to get some gifts to send. I sent my mom somewhat fancy arthritis gel, some chocolate, a candle that has a topper and it spins (via heat, a tealight candle-- Confusing to me but I saw it in action at the store!). I also sent (HAHA) 2 small bottles of water, put in Diet Coke bottles. I have to prove to them that the water here is *the best*! I sent my son some new snacks not available there and a hand-wrirten note, as requested. ❤️

And then I do my regular grocery/ cleaning supplies, etc. shopping. I'm pooped!

So I get home, undressed, and go siiiiigh.

And then Carl texts me and says we need to go to the theatre tonight-- In 3 hours, minus the 30 minute subway ride.

We ordered a 6 play package but we never got the tickets mailed or emailed, so Carl sent them an email, and they called.

I thought, okay, I'm tired, why the hell didn't they just send the tickets? But I felt like dolling up a bit, had something nice to wear (thank gawd for keeping clothes that didn't used to fit!) Got dolled up, Carl would meet me at the theater, and of COURSE, I got lost. They're re-doing the subway. It was raining, then sleeting then snowing. I was freezing and just wanted to go home. I had my phone and don't understand meters or crooked European streets. Blah. Missed the first act, the intermission was in 30 mins, so I said, it's fine (they'd let me sit on the balcony to not interupt the play-- "maybe on a stool". 🤣 Wtf, my prices were the same, but I digress...). I had to pee, I was walking forever, and my coat and previously fabulously looking hair were wet. Dried off, and had a white wine and waited for Carl for the Act II. Act II was great.

I enjoyed it, and I'll try to catch the first one online.

Today was just work, work, work. Tomorrow I plan to go Xmas shopping. The tree is up, with lights and ornaments. It's sooo nice to have a functional living room again! 😄

[surri12]

10 Must-Have Christmas Ornaments to Instantly Transform Your Tree

The enchantment of the trees starts with your decorations, after which ornaments can create perfect balance on trees. These 10 recommended Christmas ornaments are sure to fill your hearts with joy no matter whether you are into simple, sentimental, or specific themed ones. And you will learn how to decorate the holiday tree as you progress further.

1. Traditional Style Glass Baubles

The tree is enhanced by beautiful ornaments made from glass. Light through the ornaments accentuates the lights on their surfaces and the effect is simply stunning. Traditionally, golden or silver color can be used, but simply use bright colors that match your decor.

Idea: Use clear, frosty, or metallic foils to showcase the radiance of your tree lights.

Tips:

Use a combination of shiny and matte finishes to achieve the required effect.

Incorporate glass Christmas decorations in metallic tones such as gold, silver or bronze colors for good effects.

For those who have kids or pets that can easily break them, choose shatterproof glass.

2. Vintage Ornaments

It is possible to design your very own space on your Christmas tree through the use of special winds and designs. Such Christmas ornament sets consist of names, dates, or special messages, which can be perfect for motherhood, celebrating the first Christmas of a child, or even the couples’ anniversary.

Idea: Incorporate names, dates, or meaningful quotes to make your tree uniquely yours.  

Tips: 

- Use personalized Christmas ornaments to commemorate milestones like a first Christmas or wedding anniversary.  

- Hang these ornaments at eye level to make them stand out.  

- Opt for materials like wood or ceramic for a rustic or classic feel.  

3. Custom Designs

Personalization gives you a chance to express yourself with custom Christmas decorations. A favorite activity, an ideal pet, or some exceptionally crafted ornaments, custom ornaments enable your fantasies to stand out and create an amazing Christmas tree.

Idea: Look for holiday decorations including ornaments that relate to your family’s favorite things such as their hobbies or dream destinations.

Tips:

Have custom Christmas decorations made for you by artisans in your local area or find them on the internet.

Pick out ornaments that fit the decor of your Christmas tree, such as snowflake ornaments for a winter theme or shooting star ornaments for a star theme.

Think of using customized ornaments as gifts to your friends and family.

4. Photo Ornaments

Christmas ornaments with family photographs are an ideal centerpiece for the Christmas decor. Whether it’s family portraits, holidays, or some random shots, the great photo ornaments are meant to highlight your favorites.

Idea: Make your memories stand out by putting up ornamental family photos or random shots into photo Christmas ornaments.

Tips:

Insert photographs into clear baubles or use ready-made photo-framed Christmas tree ornaments.

Place the photo ornaments on the tree based on the year that they were taken so that it is like a ‘history’ tree.

Sundance ribbons could be used to border the photographs, adding beauty to the images.

5. Unique Finds

Your tree can be styled with creative Christmas ornaments that have a character of their own. These can be hand-crafted, come in awkward decorations or are even made of materials like fabric or clay.

Idea: Use different kinds of shapes or designs that are uncommon, such as mini food, animals or other cartoon characters.

Tips:

Use unique Christmas ornaments as centerpieces to impress the guests.

Explore various places for ideas and look for unique pieces.

Arrange unusual ornaments with Christmas ones for a well-rounded look.

6. Nature-Inspired Ornaments

Decorate the tree with ornaments made from wood, pine cones, or faux foliage to draw nature's essence into your living space. These organic features add a warm country touch and accent classic Xmas tree decor so well.

Idea: Add pinecones, wooden decorations or ornaments that are natural in appearance to the existing decorations.

Tips:

To enhance attraction, glow pine cones with glitter or spray them with paint and allow them to dry.

Use burlap ribbons and fairy lights to blend with natural ornaments for a rustic theme.

To create a lively combination of textures, add them to glass Christmas ornaments.

[nordmanndirec]

Everything You Need to Know About Sourcing Wholesale Xmas Trees

As the holiday season approaches, the demand for Christmas trees reaches its peak. Savvy business owners and event planners know that securing a reliable source of high-quality wholesale Xmas trees is crucial for meeting the needs of their customers and ensuring a successful holiday celebration. In this comprehensive guide, we'll explore everything you need to know about sourcing wholesale Xmas trees, from understanding the different types available to navigating the procurement process and ensuring a seamless delivery.

Understanding the Varieties of Wholesale Xmas Trees

When it comes to wholesale Xmas trees, there is a wide range of species and varieties to choose from, each with its own unique characteristics and benefits. The most common types of wholesale Xmas trees include:

Fraser Fir: Known for its dense, rich green foliage and excellent needle retention, the Fraser fir is a perennial favorite among both retailers and consumers. Its sturdy branches and pleasant aroma make it an excellent choice for traditional Christmas decor.

Balsam Fir: The balsam fir is a classic evergreen with a distinctive, aromatic scent and soft, deep green needles. These trees are often praised for their full, symmetrical shape and excellent durability.

Douglas Fir: With its distinctive, slightly blueish-green hue and impressive height, the Douglas fir is a popular choice for larger spaces and commercial applications. These trees are known for their exceptional needle retention and structural integrity.

Nordmann Fir: The Nordmann fir is prized for its glossy, dark green needles and its ability to retain its freshness for an extended period. These trees are often favored for their uniform shape and high-quality appearance.

Noble Fir: Characterized by its sturdy, layered branches and silvery-green hue, the noble fir is a stunning choice for holiday decor. These trees are highly sought after for their excellent needle retention and ability to hold heavy ornaments.

When sourcing wholesale Xmas trees, it's essential to consider the specific needs and preferences of your target market, as well as the available space and the overall aesthetic you're aiming to achieve. By understanding the unique characteristics of each tree variety, you can make an informed decision that will maximize customer satisfaction and ensure a successful holiday season.

The Procurement Process: Finding Reliable Wholesale Xmas Tree Suppliers

Securing a reliable source of high-quality wholesale Xmas trees is the cornerstone of a successful holiday season. To ensure a smooth procurement process, consider the following steps:

Research and Networking: Begin by researching local and regional Christmas tree growers and wholesalers. Attend industry events, such as trade shows and conferences, to connect with potential suppliers and learn about the latest trends and best practices in the Xmas tree industry.

Evaluate Supplier Credentials: When evaluating potential wholesale Xmas tree suppliers, pay close attention to their credentials, including certifications, industry affiliations, and customer reviews. Ensure that they have a proven track record of delivering high-quality products and reliable service.

Negotiate Pricing and Terms: Engage in open and transparent negotiations with your chosen suppliers to secure the best possible pricing and terms. Consider factors such as volume discounts, delivery logistics, and any additional services they may offer, such as custom tree shaping or flocking.

Establish Clear Communication Channels: Maintain clear and consistent communication with your wholesale Xmas tree suppliers throughout the procurement process. This will help ensure that orders are fulfilled accurately and on time, and that any issues or concerns are addressed promptly.

Diversify Your Supply Chain: To mitigate the risk of supply chain disruptions, consider working with multiple wholesale Xmas tree suppliers. This will provide you with a backup option in case of any unforeseen circumstances, ensuring that your holiday season remains uninterrupted.

By following these steps, you can build a strong, reliable network of wholesale Xmas tree suppliers and ensure a steady supply of high-quality trees to meet the demands of your customers.

Ensuring Timely Delivery and Proper Handling

Timely delivery and proper handling of wholesale Xmas trees are critical components of a successful holiday season. To ensure that your trees arrive in peak condition, consider the following best practices:

Coordinate Delivery Schedules: Work closely with your wholesale Xmas tree suppliers to coordinate delivery schedules that align with your operational needs. This may involve staggered deliveries or arranging for storage and handling solutions to accommodate your inventory requirements.

Proper Storage and Handling: Upon receiving your wholesale Xmas trees, ensure that they are stored in a cool, shaded, and well-ventilated area. Provide adequate water and maintain the trees' moisture levels to prevent drying and needle loss.

Transportation and Staging: When transporting or staging your wholesale Xmas trees, handle them with care to avoid damage. Use protective wrappings, secure tie-downs, and climate-controlled vehicles to maintain the integrity of the trees.

Inspection and Quality Control: Implement a thorough inspection process to assess the quality and condition of your wholesale Xmas trees upon delivery. This will help you identify any issues or defects and ensure that your customers receive the highest-quality product.

By prioritizing timely delivery and proper handling, you can maximize the lifespan and appearance of your wholesale Xmas trees, ensuring a seamless and successful holiday season for your business or event.

Maximizing the Value of Wholesale Xmas Trees

In addition to the procurement and logistics aspects of sourcing wholesale Xmas trees, it's important to consider strategies for maximizing the value of these investments. Here are some approaches to consider:

Offering Customization Services: Consider providing value-added services, such as custom tree shaping, flocking, or lighting installation. These customization options can enhance the overall appeal of your wholesale Xmas trees and command higher prices from discerning customers.

Promoting Sustainability and Eco-Friendliness: Highlight the environmental benefits of real, sustainably-sourced Xmas trees, such as their biodegradability and the support they provide for local economies and ecosystems. This positioning can resonate with eco-conscious consumers and help justify the value of your wholesale Xmas trees.

Leveraging Bulk Pricing and Volume Discounts: By purchasing wholesale Xmas trees in larger quantities, you can often negotiate better pricing and secure volume discounts. This can help you offer more competitive retail prices while maintaining healthy profit margins.

Diversifying Your Product Offerings: In addition to traditional Xmas trees, consider expanding your product range to include complementary items, such as holiday wreaths, garlands, and tree stands. This diversification can help maximize the revenue potential of your wholesale Xmas tree business.

By adopting these strategies, you can ensure that your investment in high-quality wholesale Xmas trees translates into a successful and profitable holiday season for your business or event.

Conclusion: Embrace the Opportunities of the Wholesale Xmas Tree Market

Sourcing and procuring wholesale Xmas trees is a multi-faceted endeavor that requires careful planning, strategic partnerships, and a deep understanding of the industry. By leveraging the insights and best practices outlined in this guide, you can navigate the wholesale Xmas tree market with confidence and maximize the value of your holiday investments.Whether you're a seasoned retailer, an event planner, or a newcomer to the industry, the opportunities to thrive in the wholesale Xmas tree market are abundant. By offering high-quality, sustainably-sourced trees, providing exceptional customer service, and adopting innovative strategies, you can position your business or event for a truly memorable and successful holiday season.

[noisycowboyglitter]

Big Boy Fishing Club: Your Gateway to Fishing Paradise with Premium Boats

The Big Boy Fishing Club Boat is the ultimate vessel for serious anglers who demand both comfort and performance on the water. This robust watercraft is designed to accommodate a group of adult fishing enthusiasts, offering ample space for gear, coolers, and camaraderie.

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Boasting a sturdy hull and powerful motor, the Big Boy Fishing Club Boat can handle various water conditions, from calm lakes to choppy coastal waters. Its spacious deck features multiple fishing stations equipped with rod holders, live wells, and tackle storage, allowing each member of the crew to fish in comfort.

The boat's advanced electronics include state-of-the-art fish finders, GPS navigation, and weather radar, ensuring the team can locate the best fishing spots and stay safe in changing conditions. A shaded cabin area provides refuge from the sun and a place to swap stories over cold drinks.

With its blend of rugged durability and creature comforts, the Big Boy Fishing Club Boat is more than just a fishing vessel - it's a floating clubhouse for those who take their angling seriously. Whether embarking on weekend fishing trips or participating in tournaments, this boat is the pride of any fishing club fleet.

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Fishing Xmas Gifts combine the magic of the holiday season with the thrill of angling, offering perfect presents for the fishing enthusiast in your life. These thoughtful items range from practical gear to whimsical novelties, all designed to bring joy to anglers during the festive period.

Consider gifting high-quality rods and reels, waterproof gear bags, or advanced fish finders for the tech-savvy fisher. Personalized tackle boxes or custom-engraved lures add a special touch. For a cozy touch, fishing-themed Christmas ornaments, stockings, or ugly sweaters blend holiday cheer with angling passion.

Practical gifts might include insulated thermoses for keeping coffee warm during chilly morning fishing trips, or waterproof smartphone cases for capturing the big catch. Books on fishing techniques or local hotspots can inspire future adventures.

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Whether it's gear to use on the water or decorative items to showcase their passion, Fishing Xmas Gifts are sure to reel in smiles on Christmas morning.

Fishing Xmas Presents offer the perfect blend of holiday cheer and angling enthusiasm. These gifts cater to fishing aficionados, combining practicality with festive spirit. Options range from high-quality tackle and gear to quirky fishing-themed decorations. Consider gifting specialized lures, weather-resistant apparel, or

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advanced fish finders. For a personal touch, custom-engraved fishing knives or personalized tackle boxes make memorable presents. Festive items like fishing-themed Christmas tree ornaments or stockings add a playful nod to their passion. Whether for the casual weekend angler or the dedicated fishing fanatic, these presents promise to make a splash under the Christmas tree.

[pumaniq]

Limited Edition Of The Daft Punk Glass Ornaments For Your Christmas Tree

The Limited Edition 2017 Glass Xmas Ornaments, inspired by the Daft Punk Discovery era robot helmets, are glass blown from hand sculpted forms and electroplated in gold and silver lacquer.

The set comes in a black gloss custom Daft Punk gift box. Each ornament is approximately 75mm (3”) tall and 75mm (3”) wide and 100mm (4”) deep. Your tree will look so good even the Grinch wouldn’t dare steal these. Proudly made by Queen Of Snow Globes.

More info: Daft Punk daftpunk.com/collections/shop-by-product/products/holiday-ornaments-set-of-2-2017

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[holidayemojimaker]

Holiday Emoji Maker

holiday emoji, christmas emoji, emoji for xmas, christmas tree

Simplified: Your Go-To Source for AI Emoji Maker Online Holiday Emojis

Creating a Holiday Emoji Maker involves infusing the festive spirit into a digital tool that allows users to customize emojis tailored to various holidays. The goal is to provide a fun and interactive platform that enables users to express their holiday cheer in a personalized and creative manner. Here's a breakdown of the conceptualization, development, and implementation of the Holiday Emoji Maker:

Conceptualization:

Understanding Holidays: Begin by identifying a wide range of holidays celebrated globally, from major festivals to specific cultural or regional events. Consider the unique symbols, colors, and themes associated with each holiday.

Inclusive Design: Ensure that the Holiday Emoji Maker accommodates a diverse array of holidays, embracing cultural, religious, and secular celebrations. The aim is to allow users to customize emojis for occasions that hold personal significance.

Iconic Holiday Elements: Define key elements associated with each holiday—such as Christmas trees and ornaments for Christmas, pumpkins for Halloween, or fireworks for New Year's. These iconic symbols will form the basis for customization in the emoji maker.

Development:

Design Phase: Utilize design tools to create a variety of base emojis representing different holiday themes. Consider the color schemes, shapes, and styles that evoke the essence of each celebration. Design options for facial expressions to allow users to convey specific holiday moods.

Customization Features: Implement a user-friendly interface that allows individuals to customize their emojis. Include options for changing colors, adding accessories or holiday-themed elements, and modifying facial expressions. The goal is to make the customization process intuitive and enjoyable.

Seasonal Animations (Optional): Consider adding animated elements that capture the dynamic and festive nature of holidays. For example, twinkling lights for Christmas or falling leaves for Thanksgiving. Ensure that animations are subtle and enhance rather than overwhelm the emoji.

Implementation:

Coding the Maker: Develop the Holiday Emoji Maker as a web application or integrate it into existing platforms. Ensure compatibility across various devices and browsers, and optimize the tool for a seamless user experience.

User Testing: Conduct extensive testing to identify and address any bugs or usability issues. Gather feedback from potential users to understand their preferences and make adjustments accordingly.

Launch and Promotion: Once satisfied with the functionality and design, launch the Holiday Emoji Maker. Promote it through social media, holiday-themed events, and collaboration with influencers to generate awareness and engagement.

Community Engagement: Encourage users to share their customized holiday emojis on social media platforms using a dedicated hashtag. Consider organizing contests or challenges to boost user engagement and showcase the creative potential of the Holiday Emoji Maker.