#Cullen’s ass

[curlycullycullenswife]

Happy Holidays to all of you!

[leliwardens]

why are you coming for my advisors like that maevaris

[lsandom]

trying to practice their faces!! cullen was so much harder than i expected to draw.. fenris and anders are already pretty cartoony and came much easier to me

[howly]

headcanon: the boring perfect self control vampire bella thinks she has is a LIE and at one point she caught human scent mid-hunt and snapped. it made her so wild she had to be restrained to the point where things got ugly

i know edward would never dare to do it and meyer would never dare write it and in canon newborn vamp bella would be far stronger than him...

actually. you know who would be stronger than one young vampire? two old vampires. and who would act practical in a critical situation? emmett

imagine edward and bella heading out for a hunt and emmett being like "do you guys mind if i tag along? i feel like snacking". bella's a little mad at the prospect of suddenly having a third wheel (homegirl wasn't planning on just. hunting) but alice gets a weird hunch and goes "no, no, em should go with you" ok nostradamus. he's going.

fast forward they're in the mountain. bella finds having emmett third-wheeling is not half bad. in emmett's head, lowkey it's bella who's the third wheel after so many decades of him hunting together with edward. but nevertheless, it's so fun with her around. all is good until they catch the scent of an entire group of friends hiking just a couple of miles from here, away from all civilization. emmett and edward stop in their tracks, ready to turn around. bella, her guard down, loses it and stars running towards the group, so they have no choice but to charge at her. while strugging to keep her in place, they try to talk her down but she doesn't listen. she doesn't care, she's strong enough to fight them off, and she fights and claws and hisses and breaks bones of whoever gets in her way because there are so many pulses just a few minutes' run away from her and their scent is so sweet and burning and calling, calling, calling to her

while struggling to restrain her, emmett grunts "we have to disarm her". edward catches the image in his head and shouts "no! you can't literally disarm bella!". well, how the hell do you expect us to stop her from massacring all those hikers? we'll just put her back together afterwards. duh!, emmett thinks, and knows he has to act fast so he goes in while bella's busy yanking away from edward's grip and tears off a limb. or two. all 3 of them may or may not be screaming.

a few moments later edward's pinning bella to the ground, holding her face between his palms, forcing her to look at him. her thrashing is not so effective with limited body parts. part of him wants to yell at emmett but that's kind of low priority. he's holding on to the last of his composure while he looks down at bella's feral expression and chants 'baby. i'm so sorry but i'll give you your leg back after you calm down a bit. i won't be able to outrun you if you go chasing after those people now. please calm down. i love you. hold your breath'

just then she listens, stops breathing and her vision refocuses. for the first time she realizes she was on her way to slaughter a bunch of strangers and she broke the arm of the man she loves at least three times when he tried to stop her. she wants to open her mouth and apologize but that will require her to breathe and possibly go crazy with thirst again. so she stares back at edward's panicked eyes and nods at him, her own red eyes just as full of terror.

then she looks over his shoulder and sees emmett waving her severed leg in the air like it's a baseball bat. "hey, did you know that rose wears the same shoe size?"

[sadmages]

Rotting my brain again

[maleficore]

concept art Cullen is the superior design, you can't convince me otherwise

I love everything about him -- the discoloration on his face, the nose bridge scar, the sunken in cheeks, eyebags for days... and of course the mole...

THIS is my man, I don't care what the game says

[jibberjibbsart]

Reference for my Inquisitor, Pana’thal Lavellan! She’s tired and angry :)

[vicontheinternet]

What do you think about this? I’ve seen that the cullen’s and co should’ve been fairies thrown around a lot but this is the first time I’ve seen angels.

[cullenssweatyballsakk]

My happy ass writing fanfics knowing damn well I'm self inserting:

[philtatosbuck]

you guys are boring they are VAMPIRES i WANTED them to be creepy and invasive and treat people a little like they've forgotten they're not in control of everything and i WANTED people to be simultaneously attracted and repulsed by that they already don't drink blood can we have NO FUN

[stop-breaking-my-heart-dragonage]

my greatest achievement in DA2 is maxing out Carver's friendship

and all it took was begrudgingly kissing a little templar ass in act 1 because Carver didn't want to plan a prison break if my Hawke got his ass arrested for being stupid.

[acourtofwhatthefuck]

If a man actually said “what if I’m not the hero? What if I’m…the bad guy? 😔” to me, I would LAUGH IN HIS FUCKING FACE

[yuzusfinest]

I would like to shake hands with the person who suggested to make Bruce Wayne in the batman 2022 movie miserable, emo, and wears eyeliner at some point in the movie and making Robert Pattinson play the role because that's genuinely the most brain alternating chemistry that has ever happened in the history of filmmaking, nothing has or will ever compared to that.

[ndostairlyrium]

I’m so very normal about them 💕

[runedtarot]

I need New Moon from Edward's perspective bc I need to know just how monumentally he was fucking up the tracking and imagining going home to Bella and I also need a New Moon AU where he DOES end up having to turn up at her window to beg LIKE HE DESERVED

[divyasoup]

I want everyone to know that I wish the Cullen's had fangs btw. Important feature that should have been included.

part one