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It's so funny that everyone immediately called Eddie gay for doing the Risky Business dance and he is but he also just beat for beat recreated what Tom Cruise did in Risky Business and. well.
#âryan did it sexier and betterâ okay first of all tom is 19 here and is supposed to be a child dancing around his living room#furthermore. no. I love ryan but no. hope this helps.#itâs not supposed to be sexy itâs supposed to be freeing and awkward and funny youâre just attracted to a 37 year old over a 19 year old#Iâm very glad youâre all more sexually attracted to the 37 year old over the 19 year old who looks 12 but donât lie.#911 abc#Eddie Diaz#tom cruise#risky business#911 poasting#just as an aside: if you want to grasp how long tom cruise has been a movie starâthee movie star#he already had a star on the walk of fame by the time ryan guzman was born
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What Makes a Grown Man Wanna Cry?
âGive, in.â
He doesnât want to admit that heâs wrong.
He doesnât want to admit that he shouldâve just listened to you, hear you out.
He doesnât want to say that touching that woman was a part of his job, his livelihood, and yours.
But, he lied to you.
And, you didnât take it very well.
You specifically said no more sex scenes in the acting business. Acting is his passion, that doesnât mean it should come out as disrespecting you. You understood his passion, but you refuse to understand the part where he needed to do it in spite of his passion.
He grunted, holding onto the cuffs as if his lives depends on it. Stubborn by natureâYou didnât mind it at all as you could do this all day. Increasing the speed of the toy that wraps around the head of his reddening cock, he yearns to let go though not with the cock ring hugging his shaft tightly. Entertained, is what you feelâwatching the way he gritted his teeth with his eyes shut, eyebrows scrunched together either in pain for he couldnât shoot everything heâs got or pleasure for little did both of you know that your beloved secretly enjoys this.
âUgh.â You grunted, straddling his faceâaiming your glistening cunt, who is dying for the touch of his tongue or his hands, towards his face. He sensed you, slowly he opens his eyes as he couldnât help but let out such a slutty moan coming from a man. His visions are welcomed by your hands aggressively rubbing your slippery cunt, playing with your clit. Your hands coated with your own fluid.
âJust, give in. Baby, Iâll put this around your needy cock and fuck you like our life depends on it.â You purred. He grunted, his cock throbs even more if thatâs possible, longing for your tight cunt sucking his cum to come out and fill you.
âAll of this would be easier if youâd just give in.â You breathlessly spoke, your hands never stop playing with your cunt throughout the whole promises that you sell. His body never stopped producing sweats, his chest heaves, his heart thumps like a big fat bass. A smirk expressed on your face, heâs bargaining with his willpower to give into you than holding onto his pride. Tiny bits of sweats formed against his forehead, his whole figure soaking wet as if he received a wave from the ocean.
You pulled yourself away from him, straddling his chestâleaning down towards his face stopping just an inch from his lips, your eyes watching over him. Tilting your head to the side before you look over at his pulsating cock, who looks like he could be coming in just a few seconds.
âCome on, admit it. Admit that Iâm right, and youâre wrong. Youâre a selfish human being who wouldnât want to listen to his wife who practically begged you to stop acting if thereâs a porn script.â The words spoken out of you intended to coax him, sounded so delicate yet you were trying to spit at him. Surprised as you watched a tear escaped from his closed eyes, his breathing turned ragged, his chest heaves even more, lips tremble.
The man of action is crying.
âAw, youâre crying?â You purred, slowly making your way down towards his hips. âYouâre fucking crying?â By the end of your words, he is practically sobbing.
You breathily laughs before you turned off the toy on his cock, and take out the cock ring. Once both objects are off of his precious cargo, he lets out a big sigh of relief only to be quickly exchanged with a loud moan from his mouth when you harshly shove his cock into your warm cunt.
He opens his eyes to find your ass in his vision, as you ride him cowgirl reverse style. You take a look at him from your shoulders before you started to move your hips to bounce on his throbbing fat cock. You knew this shouldnât take long as youâve been edging him for 30 minutes. You knew, sooner or later he would spill his warm seed in your cunt.
âTell me honey, are you sorry? If you are, Iâm gonna let you cum in my pussy.â
He grunted, his whole body shudders to the thought of making a mess in your pussy. âFuck! Yes! Yes! Iâm sorry, itâs my fault! I shouldnât be touching her other than you! Please baby, let me cum. Fuck, let me fucking cum please!â
You let out a scoff laugh, âYou wanna cum baby? You wanna cum on my pussy?â
âYes! Fuck, Iâm gonna-â And before he could spill his load inside of you, you lifted your assâmade his cock fell out of your pussy hole. He choked out a breath, his body launching forward, his eyes opened wide in surprise.
You smirked, looking at him from your shoulders. Clicking your tongue, your head shook from side to side as you turn your body towards him.
âOh honey, bad boys donât get to cum in their wives pussy.â
#free characters one shot#tom cruise smut#henry cavill smut#chris evans smut#sebastian stan smut#pedro pascal smut#andrew garfield smut#tom hardy smut#christian bale smut#keanu reeves smut#glen powell smut#miles teller smut#brad pitt smut#tom hiddleston smut
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Ooze Cruise - One Free Mulligan
Starting Hand
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my beautiful wife who smells like hot dog water
#i hate her fight#if you see spiffy from local hit club Free Cruise! trying to fight this thing extend your pity#she has been trapped in my tasks for too long#toontown corporate clash#corporate clash#ttcc#rainmaker#misty monsoon#firestarter#flint bonpyre#artings#her and flint are friends <3 in my heart
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âa forward-dawning futurity;â ~
âwe may never touch queerness, but we can feel it as the warm illumination of a horizon imbued with potentiality.â ~ josè esteban muĂąoz;âcruising utopiaâ [2009]â¨
#art#poetry#words#dark academia#rhetoric#light academia#web weaving#philosophy tumblr#love#language#queerness#hope#peace#wake-work#breath-work#jose esteban munoz#cruising utopia#free palestine#homer
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THE LAST SAMURAI (2003) dir. Edward Zwick
#the last samurai#tom cruise#tomcruiseedit#tcruiseedit#koyuki#nathan algren#taka#filmedit#filmgifs#movieedit#moviegifs#cinematv#junkfooddaily#romancegifs#*#i am literally so unwell about this movie#when i say i cried#and when i say the armor scene#continues to live in my head rent free
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in the next mission impossible movie there better be a scene where the one (1) female agent they have has to seduce/flirt with a guy to get information out of him except when she tries, he makes it clear heâs not interested and says something implying heâs gay. so she walks away and into the comms tells the team it didnât work because âiâm not his type.â then we get semi-frustrated team members telling her âwell then become his type, we need the infoâ etc only for her to interrupt with âi think one of you boys will have a better chance.â then the comms go silent and it cuts to each team memberâs reaction of âđłâ and the âohâs as they realize heâs gay. except when it cuts to ethanâs reaction, heâs already sauntering over to the guy and we just hear him say âiâm on itâ and then we get scenes of ethan seducing the bad guy and he gets to gay kiss him. if this doesnât happen i will riot
#ethan not even being phased and being so READY to go flirt with a guy for info lives in my brain rent free#his lil gay saunter over there too#i love my bisexual himbo#i also think they need to do this because every fucking time there is ONE femal agent and no more#and thereâs always a scene where she has to seduce someone#it drives me insane#this is such a perfect solution#ik this wouldâve worked better in the earlier movies during the 90s & 2000s when it was common for people to be like#âgay??âđ and not. fucking 2023 or whatever but STILL#it would be SO FUNNY#they could also switch it a bit and have the team totally unphased and when the femal agent says heâs gay someone else on the team just#immediately is like âethan?â and then ethanâs already going over and says âalready on itâ#or something like that where they had the back up plan in case he was gay#idk both are good#mines funnier though#anyway iâll tweet time cruise if this doesnât happen in 7 i s2g#mission impossible#ethan hunt#*
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#submission#toontown corporate clash#ttcc#toontown#corporate clash#things people say in toontown#shoutout to my friend getting a free cruise after fighting high roller TWO YEARS IN A ROW
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my favourite kind of character is "brilliant scholar who is fully capable of kicking ass"
#daniel jackson#rodney mckay#(sort of)#lily houghton#stargate#stargate sg1#stargate atlantis#jungle cruise#the entire cast of the mummy despite the fact that i couldnt get through that movie#oh! nearly forgot the best one#sam carter#feel free to add
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tom brady is so funny because he could have retired last season at a nice height while everyone in sports was out there sucking his dick calling him the GOAT but nooooooooooo he had to throw a fit and renege on his retirement to play one more season because some sports journalist on twitter broke that he was retiring before he could say it himself and now look at him. his hot supermodel wife left him, he had a losing record, lost the wildcard game, choked so badly in his final game in front of tom cruise that cruise left early, everyone knows heâs a little bitch, his team hates him, gronk already retired, and heâs stuck announcing his retirement via a front facing direct to camera video on twitter. the eagles are back in the super bowl. couldnât have scripted it better myself. mwah.
#shout out especially to gisele and that curse she put on him i love you maâam iâm free tuesday any tuesday pick a tuesday#iâm such a fan of your work#included the tom cruise thing because i saw video on twitter of cruise leaving that game early and i almost threw up i was laughing so hard#buddy of mine said it would be funny if cruiseâs presence at that game was the lynchpin in giseleâs curse#like him being there sucked the last of life out of brady#One Tom To Rule Them All as it were#itâs all extremely funny to the collective#anyway go birds
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No no, I don't think sex is bad because it's evil and dangerous, I'm not a puritan. I think sex is bad because its something men like to do, because they're evil and dangerous. Completely different.
#spitblaze says things#obligatory </joke>#some of u jumped ship directly from christianity to leftism without taking the time to deconstruct#what exactly the issues with your christian upbringing are#like just forget 'men and masculinity are not inherently evil and i dont mean in an mra way i mean check urself for terf brainworms'#for a second.#its fine to want sex. its fine to NOT want sex. neither is a more morally or ethically pure stance than the other. its personal preference#wanting to have sex is about as ethically dubious as having a favorite color. relax#nobody did anything lol i saw a post lamenting the anti-sex sentiments in a lot of online wlw spaces#and how much of it is bc 'it makes me no better than a man' as if that means anything#ladies. go cruise at lesbian bars. its fine. be free#anyway if a terf/swerf rbs this in complete seriousness im gonna kill everyone here and then myself#just kidding. im only gonna kill the terf
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#Tom Cruise#tomcruiseedit#pilvimarja edits#the conversations we had about him sitting on that couch with his legs spread live rent-free in my head
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When you buy or stream Moana, Jumanji, Black Adam, Fast & Furious, Red Notice, Central Intelligence, Baywatch, Jungle Cruise, Red One, Journey, Smashing Machine, Free Guy, you're giving money to zionists. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is sickened by self defense.
#moana#jumanji#black adam#fast#fast & furious#red notice#central intelligence#baywatch#jungle cruise#red one#journey#smashing machine#free Guy#anti zionism#zionists in film#palestine#cinemetography#cinema#cinefilia
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my idea for a new clock studios ride. please signal boost this so that this ride can be at clock studios.
#Honkai Star Rail#Mickey's Dick Smasher#Clockie#Vio's art tag#context: nobody made a clockie version of mickey's dick smasher as far as i know and i'm Upset about it#have to do EVERYTHING around here#also im in italy and will be on a cruise from tomorrow till the 21st so i might not have free wi-fi#and i am le broke so i am NOT paying for that shit#you're all gonna have to deal with radio silence until i go home and go back to being insane#anyhow. im not tagging aventurine cause 1: this isnt about him and 2: i know aventurine fans who would crucify me for this#i dont HATE him or anything i just didnt know who else to put#anyhow GOODNIGHT LADS (collapses)
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Emily Blunt and Tom Cruise (2014)
#tom cruise#emily blunt#the graham norton show#tvgifs#tomcruiseedit#tcruiseedit#userbells#userpayton#*#i was looking for emily blunt doing tom cruise impressions#and watched the whole interview#and now this just lives in my head rent free#sorry for having a tom cruise breakdown in the year of our lord 2023#as if it's my fault
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Mocking Libertarian Crypto-Bros is not a particularly high bar to vault.
That said, the tale of the Cruise Ship Satoshi is truly a masterpiece of Libertarian delusion running itself aground against the rocks of cold hard Reality.
[some excerpts: link to full story at bottom]
Except that Government and Industry already have definitions that reference each other; they canât be the same thing. Itâs. You donât really understand what either of those words really mean, do you?
âWhy isnât everyone living this wayâ says man with wealth and privilege that would humble a medieval European prince.
(Pinches Brow) oh my god
A for-profit restaurant, I might add. Not a cafeteria or a mess hall; full service restaurant. Who they intended to bus the tables is anyoneâs guess; hypothetical imagined table-bussing drones, probably, given the amount of pragmatism in play.
âWe want entrepreneurs to come up with solutions and try them outâ you could perhaps peruse 5,000 years of naval tradition for solutions. If you were so inclined. No? Pity.
Priorities in order, I see
AIRLINES, NUCLEAR POWER, AND PASSENGER SHIPS ARE HEAVILY REGULATED!? NO WAY!? I WONDER IF THERE HAVE EVER BEEN ANY LARGE DISASTERS IN THESE INDUSTRIES THAT MAY HAVE SPURRED THOSE REGULATIONS!?!?!?!?
âWorkingâ
Completely detached. No grasp on reality.
Anyway if you want to read the whole story here ya go:
Eat The Rich
#troglodyte thoughts#free range sustainable shitpost#cryptocurrency#libertarians#madness#eat the rich#seasteading#cruise ship#satoshi#what the actual fuck
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