#Cranky Koala

[viking-raider]

Cranky Koala - Cotton Candy Goodness

Summary: When you don't sleep well, you're Henry's cranky koala.

Pairing: Henry Cavill/Reader

Word Count: 621

Warning: G - Cotton Candy Goodness, Fluff, Manhandling, Cuddling, Cranky!Reader, Loving!Henry, Implied Daddy Kink, only if you want!

Inspiration: It just popped into my head this morning, and I thought it was cute.

Author’s Note: I hope you enjoy this! Line divider by @FIREFLY-GRAPHICS!

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Henry watched you from the doorway of the kitchen for a moment, shoulder resting against the wall, a faint smile on his bearded face. He noticed your moodiness, when you woke up and came down to join him in the living room that morning but hadn't said anything. It usually only made you moodier, when Henry pointed it out, so he had learned to try and just quietly lift you out of it.

You were currently standing in the open freezer door, jaw stiff, lips pressed together in a thin line and eyes giving the freezer's contents a hard squint. Standing there for a moment longer, you huffed and closed the door with a less than gentle push, but it wasn't quite a slam either.

“What are you lookin' for, babe?” He called out to you, cocking his head with amusement as you moved to the pantry.

“I don't know!” You barked, glaring at the pantry items, like something would present itself to you.

“Honey.” Henry sighed, pushing off the wall and came towards you, resting his hand on your shoulder.

“Don't honey me, Henry Cavill.” You growled at him, turning around to face him, crossing your arms over your chest.

Henry chuckled at you, a grin pulling across his lips once again, shaking his head at you. “Did you not sleep well again?” He asked, cupping the side of your neck.

“No, I did not!” You growled at him, stamping your foot in your frustration.

“Why don't you take a nap?” He suggested, gently massaging your neck.

“I don't want to take a nap, Henry.” You protested, brows drawing together. “I'm not a baby.”

A light went on in Henry's brain and his face brightened, making you narrow your eyes at him.

Henry moved his hand from your neck to your armpit, doing the same with his other hand to your opposite armpit, and pulled you towards him. His thick biceps swelled and tensed as he started to lift you up.

“What? No!” You squirmed and flailed, slapping at Henry's arms and chest. “Henry, put me down! Henry, quit it! What are you doing?!” You rebelled against him, kicking your feet as they left the ground. “This isn't fair! It's not fair, you're bigger than me!” You whined, wrapping your arms around his neck to balance yourself out.

“And stronger than me!” You grunted, giving up and leaning against his chest.

“I know I am.” He purred into your ear, tucking his forearm under your butt, while he used his other hand to rub and gently pat you on the back in a rhythmic pattern.

“This isn't fair.” You sighed, resting your head on his shoulder, forehead pressed to his neck, giving you great access to the spot he sprayed his cologne, letting you draw in the alpine, mountain and cider notes, mixed with the intense warmth of his muscular body.

“You totally just manhandled me.”

“I did.” Henry snorted, nodding his head and swaying slightly on his hips. “But it'll help you relax, so you won't be so cranky and maybe, take a nap.” He explained his logic, content on holding his cranky-panky girlfriend for as long as you needed him to.

“I hate you.” You mumbled, sighing softly.

“I know, and I love you too.” He smirked, patting you on the bum.

The two of you were like that for nearly fifteen minutes, Henry just holding you like a cranky koala, rubbing your back and swaying. Until he heard you start to snore against his neck, and he carefully crept upstairs to the master bedroom and tucked you in.

[shogvnate]

Insomnia. headcannons

re8 ladies with a s/o who's an insomniac

contains; mother miranda, mia winters, alcina dimitrescu, donna beneviento, bela dimitrescu, cassandra dimitrescu, daniela dimitrescu.

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warnings; none.

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🐦‍⬛ mother miranda

honestly she's also an insomniac herself so it's not really a problem for her

if you're not busy, she'll ask you to accompany her while she's doing late night experimenting.

she's… surprisingly domestic?

she doesn't talk much when it's late (she doesn't talk much in general though), and you don't either so it works out.

sometimes forgets that you're not a mutant like her, but when she remembers she'll help you fall asleep. She'll find a way, she's a scientist, after all, a mad one at that. Nothing is impossible with her.

entertains you with her crows if her experiments get too dangerous for you.

the type to make you play chess with her over a cup of tea.

you have zero idea how to play so she teaches you.

???

how did the two of you end up playing uno??

…

why are the two of you playing go fish now?

🪡 donna beneviento

also an insomniac

but she's not as noticeable because she wears a veil and no one really sees her face.

late night reading, not healthy for both of your eyes but who cares?

donna is surprisingly active at night (not like that).

living with her includes hearing the kitchen being rummaged at 3 am only to find out it's her trying to cook pasta.

either that or she's trying to find her missing tool.

she can be forgetful sometimes and you are too, but remember, two negatives makes a positive! (you two still haven't found where your blue pen went.)

makes you and herself some soothing lavender tea.

she wears her hair down when it's late, and she's fucking gorgeous goddamn.

the sight of her alone makes you sigh dreamily.

you don't need sleep, you're already living the dream.

angie bites your toes if you look at donna funny for too long.

🍷 alcina dimitrescu

for the love of all that is holy, please stop trying to scare the maidens, it's 2 in the morning.

she's very tired.

she's the opposite of an insomniac, her line of work makes her really cranky at night.

technically she doesn't need sleep, but it's refreshing so she does it and hates when she's disturbed.

just imagine having to be a single milf girlboss with a massive dump truck, must be tiring for her, damn.

sorry. anyway, she'll find a way to help you.

perhaps you need medicine? she can give the Duke a quick late night call and make either Cassandra or Bela fetch them (because she doesn't trust the maidens will come back alive if she sent them this late.)

sits up with you until you're tired, but all the time she'll look like someone who hadn't had a blink of sleep since 500 b.c.

you decide to help her sleep instead, you don't mind.

so you ended up being cuddled by her while she's in her deep sleep, yay!

❄ mia winters

she's tired, not like alcina kind of tired, but just tired.

at some point in the night, she noticed you're not sleeping next to her, again, which made her wake up and get you.

you make her feel safe and when you're not there she gets reminded of her Louisiana days, which, isn't fun.

depending on the day, she can either haul you back to bed for her to cuddle or ask you whether you need something to calm your nerves.

stays up with you, but falls asleep in the end.

cuddling on the sofa with her is heaven so you don't mind.

in the morning you'll be so sore and stiff though, because when she cuddles, she's not even a koala, she's literally merging with you.

her warmth usually brings you to sleep, it's likely her general comforting presence that helps you.

buys you medicine to help with your insomnia if you ask so, but she'll do it tomorrow.

for now, she'd like to rest.

🦇 bela dimitrescu

contrary to alcina, the three of her daughters, and especially, bela, are insomniacs.

they do random shit at 1 in the morning.

one time bela got dragged into having a karaoke session, which meant you also got dragged by the other two sisters (read: daniela).

it's fun though, you got a good laugh from them.

which is great considering your insomnia is making you more and more mentally exhausted.

once they all let their energy out, bela can finally get some time with you.

bela may or may not bring you to her bedroom, depending on whether or not her sisters will tease her for it.

doesn't know how to make tea, so don't hope she does or ask her for it.

silence.

it gets really awkward when she's just sitting there staring at you and expecting you to just get bored and sleep.

you end up having candlelit dinner? breakfast? at 3 am.

🗡️ cassandra dimitrescu

as mentioned before she also has insomnia. she sometimes still manages to sleep though, but it usually happens at day or at random times.

after the whole late night shenanigans, usually she's the most tired because she matches daniela's endless energy but also bela's crankiness.

she enjoys laying down doing particularly nothing so expect her to lay on the same bed as you while staring blankly at the ceiling.

when asked she usually takes a few moments to respond, and as it turns out, she accidentally slept with her eyes open. kinda neat.

she's also like daniela, she can't sit still.

may make random small talks before she just… had it.

so she decided to ask you to spar with her in the armor room.

if you're tired, she'll suggest doing something else like taking a walk around the castle.

one time she's feeling generous, she actually asked you to waltz on the grand hall.

she still remembers the steps despite being dead for God knows how long but you absolutely have zero idea how to waltz.

and you're losing your shit whenever she smiles at you softly.

how uncharacteristic for the murderous vampire who gouged a maid's eyes out for looking at you wrong.

needless to say, your nights are always productive with cassandra.

🌹 daniela dimitrescu

with daniela, it's like gambling your sanity.

there's half the chance that she's feeling hyper that night, or the other being that she's feeling hella tired and doesn't want to be disturbed by the maids. (meaning if she sees someone messing up while she's in this mood, there'll be one more barrel in the cellar.)

either way, none of them meant anything good for you.

drags you to the library to read her stories, more often than not, she's asking you to read her fairy tales which is super valid. I also love them.

makes you play with her hair while you're reading.

very unpredictable, no wonder she's dimitrescu's wild card.

she sleeps when her energy runs out, which may take a long time.

she sleep talks, mostly slurring out your name or whining about how cassandra is always so unfair to her.

softly snores

you always end up being the one cleaning her mess if a maid died that day.

[thelittle-hachiemi]

Welcome home x Animal crossing amiibo cards: if WH neighborhood were AC vilallers 

🍎🎨Wally: smug (cat)

🤹‍♀️🐶 Barnaby: Lazy (dog)

🌸🎀 Julie: Sisterly (deer)

🦋📕Frank: Cranky (koala)

📬✉️ Eddie: Normal (eagle)

⭐️✨ Sally: Peppy (cub)

🐛💚 Howdy: Normal (horse)

🐥 🥧Poppy: Sisterly (ostrich)

i didn’t know if use an octopus for howdy….horse sounded better in my head xd

[scribbleswithsaro]

"𝐥𝐢𝐥𝐨 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡" a collection of lines from the 2002 movie Lilo and Stitch.       ❛ i prefer to be called evil genius. ❜                ❛ does this look infected to you? ❜         ❛ what's going on down there? ❜         ❛ am i to assume you are the expert? ❜         ❛ it's sandwich day. ❜         ❛ you better not have rabies. ❜         ❛ hey! watch where you're going, stupidhead! ❜       ❛ leave me alone to die. ❜       ❛ you are so finished when i get in there. ❜       ❛ i thought we could sit out here and talk. ❜       ❛ you don't look like a social worker ❜       ❛ did you ever kill anyone? ❜       ❛ let me illuminate to you the precarious situation in which you have found yourself. ❜       ❛ i am the one they call when things go wrong. and things have indeed gone wrong. ❜       ❛ in case you're wondering, this did not go well. ❜       ❛ you have three days to change my mind. ❜       ❛ i shouldn't have yelled at you. ❜       ❛ your butt is crushing me. ❜       ❛ why do you act so weird? ❜       ❛ i have just discovered this situation to be far too hazardous! ❜       ❛ this is low even for you. ❜       ❛ that is the ugliest thing i have ever saw. ❜       ❛ oh, great, he's loose. ❜       ❛ you're loose in the house all the time, and i sleep just fine. ❜       ❛ it's nice to live on an island with no large cities. ❜       ❛ she likes your butt and fancy hair. ❜       ❛ your head looks... swollen. ❜       ❛ he's just cranky because it's his bedtime. ❜       ❛ don't pull on her head! she's recovering from surgery. ❜       ❛ you wreck everything you touch. ❜       ❛ no more caffeine for you. ❜       ❛ you're just jealous 'cause i'm pretty! ❜       ❛ i think it might be a koala. an evil koala. ❜       ❛ what must it be like to have nothing? not even memories to visit in the middle of the night... ❜       ❛ see? he's sad, because he's all alone and nobody wants him. ❜       ❛ thus far you have been adrift in the sheltered harbor of my patience. ❜       ❛ here. hold it like this and put your fingers here. ❜       ❛ this is the face of romance. ❜       ❛ she looks like she could use some lovin'. ❜       ❛ we've been having a bad day. ❜       ❛ this isn't what it looks like. ❜       ❛ do you dream about them? ❜       ❛ i hate the ocean! ❜       ❛ sometimes you try your hardest but things don't work out the way you want them to. sometimes things have to change. and maybe sometimes they're for the better. even if... ❜       ❛ oh, good. my dog found the chainsaw. ❜       ❛ this is not going to end well. ❜       ❛ you ruined everything. ❜       ❛ you're one of them? ❜       ❛ and here i thought you'd be difficult to catch. ❜       ❛ okay, talk. i know you had something to do with this. ❜       ❛ after all you put me through, you expect me to help you just like that? ❜       ❛ what exactly are we doing? ❜       ❛ oh, good. i was hoping to add theft, endangerment, and insanity to my list of things i did today. ❜       ❛ get off my ship! ❜       ❛ don't leave me, okay? ❜       ❛ you're vile! you're foul! you're flawed! ❜       ❛ nobody gets left behind. ❜       ❛ you came back. ❜       ❛ this is my family. i found it all on my own. ❜       ❛ i was afraid you were going to say that. ❜

[thesetwoidiots]

Stuff I like to headcanon about our favorite Magic Science couple~

- Stephen is a huge cuddler and gets cranky when Tony doesn't sleep in bed.

- Tony likes to tease Stephen at times by making corn jokes (it usually gets him glares and light baps on the head).

- Stephen occasionally blasts country music when he's in his feelings.

-Stephen knows how to ride horses and makes lewd jokes about riding when the couple are in bed.

- Tony wraps himself around Stephen like a koala in the penthouse and rambles on about random shit (Stephen allows this unless they have company).

- They love kisses. Kisses all the time, whenever they can manage it.

- "Why are you leeeeeeaaaaving?! You promised we'd go on a date! 🥺"

- Grown ass men acting like high schoolers with crushes when they're around each other ("I like you, so I'm going to be a bitch about it.").

[prettyboykatsuki]

✮ tags ; gn reader + he carries you

"Izuku," Your voice comes out in a warbly, drawn out complaint as you take your shoes off and barrel into your front door "I'm tired."

You can hear your boyfriend before you see him. He's too big now. Taller than he should've ever been with that kind of strength - some kind of freakish mutation from his quirk. Either way he's a head taller than you now, and his voice is rumbly.

And when he walks, you can hear him before your eyes even blink open. He can hide his footsteps well enough too, and sometimes he does when he wants you to remain asleep as he slips in from work.

He's being noisy, present, on purpose as he traverses into the hall. He has to duck not to hit his head as he greets you at the door. A soft, warm t-shirt is stretched over his chest. It's a dorky All-Might shirt and it clashes with his ugly plaid PJ bottoms.

You think to yourself, a little begrudgingly, that you love him so much. He smiles at you as he stares. World number one hero and he's looking at you like he believes how tired you are. He kisses your forehead, chapped lips at your hairline and takes your bag without asking.

"My poor baby," He replies, though it's cheeky "Long day?"

You huff.

"Yeah. The worst. Class was fine, but work was awful. Basically ate shit over someone else's mistake."

"Is it the same guy as before? The one who's always fucking up the orders in the kitchen?"

"Yes!" You say, throwing your hands up in exasperation. He comes up to you know, and you have to crane your neck up just to look at him. All emerald green eyes and fluffy hair, arms wrapped around your waist. You bury your face in his chest "I'm upset."

"I know," He coos, gentle as he pats your back "I'm sorry."

You feel yourself fumble. You love him. You wrap your arms around him back and squeeze tight.

"Sorry for the silly complaint." You mutter. He leans down to kiss the top of your head.

"It's not silly to me. But it's okay, even if it was."

He's so big now. You can't help but think that. You look up at him wide-eyed and you wonder if he can read your mind. It doesn't take a hair of effort to carry you in his arms, your legs around his waist. You squeal a little at how fast he does it, and he laughs. You feel yourself supported in his arms and lean back.

"I love you," You murmur. And he beams, like you haven't had this conversation before so many time. He nuzzles his nose against yours so lovesick it makes you want to cry. He always makes you want to cry. Something about him makes you feel spoiled so rotten you can hardly bring yourself to do more than stand on your two feet.

And right now, you can't even bring yourself to do that.

You feel yourself wrapped up in his warmth and find yourself drifting. Less cranky then you were a minute ago, certainly. Izuku lets you rest. He's careful to carry you silently without saying a words, just holding you with his thumb drawn across your thigh.

"D'you want anything specific for dinner?" He asks, carrying you all the way into the kitchen and not letting go as you cling to him. You feel like a koala, shaking your head contented. He's opening the fridge if you're ears don't deceive you.

"Whatever you want. Not feeling picky today."

"I love you," You repeat, not for any reason in particular. He hums.

"I love you too. It's okay if you want to sleep like this for a bit."

You want to cry. You love him so much you can't stand it. You feel your voice waver.

"Won't you get tired?"

"...Do you think I'm getting weak??" He asks, distressed. And you laugh as you let yourself get comfortable.

"No," You reply, secure and safe and at ease "Not at all."

[kneelingshadowsalome]

Poor König in the poly au having TWO ladies now (his warrior harem fantasy finally came true!) But once the synced periods come in then poor boy has not a single crumb of pussy in sight😭

He will be standing there over the huge comfy bed full of furs and blankets woth Engel and Kitty in there, all like 🥺👉👈 'pussy please?' but his two girls look at him with squinted eyes, all sore and cranky from the cramps being like 'tf you wanna do here boy??'

And poor König is so confused :(( women ARE stramge creatures after all! Just a week ago he could barely get you two off of his cock, being all whiny and begging him to breed and König was like :D

You called it ovulation and now this! Ovulation time is his new favorite time of month now :c

Poor König, there’s no end to his confusion with these ladies!

Last time when he got home they were all over him, climbing him like two tiny koalas, pussies hot and eady and wet. He barely got his clothes off!

It was a literal heaven for him: both his girls kissing him so eagerly that he couldn’t even catch his breath let alone ask Was ist das denn hier, what’s going on...? (He knows he should keep his mouth shut if these women throw themselves at him because who knows if they snap out of whatever dream he has walked into if he speaks??) and they simply smile and whisper that they’re both ovulating ❤️

König doesn’t have a clue what that means, but he’s not complaining. These women are completely unappeasable, they even smell different, so incredibly alluring and sweet, and this state of theirs goes on for a good few days – the best days of his entire life, to be honest. He’s almost sore when he gets back (even König has his limits) and crawls out of his home, lately turned into a sex cave, with his cock and his wits barely working and intact. Phew, it’s like working two jobs…

So when he returns home next time, proud and ready because he hasn’t fapped at all when he was deployed – hah, he’s now ready and armed to meet his two little sex kittens! – he's left standing in the hallway, confused when no one comes to climb him. Both girls are on the sofa, pouting and sulking and looking like they've swallowed a cactus. They are the complete opposite of how they were the last time: they do demand cuddles and attention and back rubs and ice cream and climb his form when they’re in bed, but no one wants to have sex :(((

His erection is killing him, it’s painful, and he’s almost in tears. They won’t even let him have a quick wank because they’re both attached to him like two whining hot water bottles, and fall asleep while clinging to him. His arms are numb and his cock is hard as he blinks on the bed, confused. The last thing he wonders but doesn’t dare to ask because these ladies are very snippy and snappy and cranky is… Will they be ovulating soon…? Is this ‘ovulating’ a recurring thing? Or was it just a one time only occasion...? :( *confused and concerned poly König noises*

[tinytinyblogs]

Felix As Your Boyfriend

Boyfriend

(n.) A person who 90% of the time annoy you, and 10% of the time makes you forget the 90%

Stray Kids Masterlist Here

He knows how much you love his deep voice, and he loves to make you blush. He'll wake you up in the morning by whispering in your ear, or he'll sneak up behind you and whisper something as you're working. The sound of his voice always makes your face turn red as a tomato, and he loves it.

Playing games with Felix is always a blast. He loves to have you by his side, and he can spend hours laughing and having fun with you. While you're playing, he'll often hold your hand tightly. He'll ask you if you need anything, and he'll make sure you eat well, even though you're both busy playing games. He's the perfect gaming partner. He's funny, he's caring, and he always makes sure you're having a good time.

To Felix, you are the most beautiful girl in the world. He can't help but let out a silent "wow" every time he sees you in a dress. He knows that you look good in anything you wear, but there's something about seeing you in a dress that makes his heart skip a beat. He loves the way the fabric hugs your curves and accentuates your figure. He loves the way the color brings out the sparkle in your eyes. And he loves the way you look at him when you're wearing a dress, like you're the only girl in the world. But it's not just your physical beauty that Felix loves. He also loves your kind heart, your sense of humor, and your intelligence. He knows that he can be himself around you, and he loves that you make him feel like he can do anything. When Felix sees you in a dress, it's not just a physical attraction. It's a reminder of everything he loves about you, and how lucky he is to have you in his life. He can't help but cling to you like a koala, because he wants to be close to you and show you how much he loves you.

He is a big baby who loves attention. He follows you everywhere like a lost puppy, desperate for your love and affection. He needs to feel your touch and hear your voice to start his day off right. If he doesn't get enough attention, he can become cranky and fussy. So make sure to give him plenty of cuddles, kisses, and playtime in the morning. He'll be a happy camper all day long. Felix is undeniably adorable. He doesn't have to try to act cute, he just is. And when he's around you, he's even cuter. There's something about the way he looks at you, or the way he smiles at you, that just makes you melt.

Felix is a deep thinker. He's always processing his thoughts and feelings, and he's always looking for ways to improve himself and his relationships. He often thinks about how your relationship is going, how he can make you happy, and what you can do together to spend time. He's also very grateful to have you in his life, and he knows how lucky he is. Felix feels comfortable sharing his thoughts and feelings with you because he trusts you and feels safe around you. He knows that you will listen to him without judgment, and that you will help him to process his thoughts and feelings. Whether it's something important or not, he enjoys spending time with you and talking to you about anything that's on his mind.

There was a time when you and Felix had an argument. It wasn't a big argument, but it was still enough to create some awkwardness between you. You both said some things you didn't mean, and you both walked away feeling a little hurt. But then, Felix came back to you. He didn't say anything at first. He just wrapped his arms around you and hugged you tightly. You could feel his warmth and his strength, and you knew that everything was going to be okay. After a few minutes, Felix pulled away and looked at you. "I'm sorry" he said. "I shouldn't have said those things." You talked for a while longer, and Felix explained what had happened. He told you that he had been feeling stressed out about work, and that he had taken it out on you. He apologized again, and you told him that you forgave him.

Felix is a romantic at heart. He loves to plan special things for you, He's always thinking of ways to show you how much he loves you, and he's always willing to go the extra mile. Felix is the type of guy who would plan a surprise birthday party for you months in advance. He would go all out to make sure that your birthday was special. Or, if you were feeling stressed out, he would plan a romantic getaway for you. He would do everything he could to make sure that you relaxed and had a good time. Felix knows that you deserve to be treated like a princess, and he's always going to go above and beyond to show you how much he loves you. He's the kind of guy who would do anything for his lover, and he's the kind of guy who would make you feel like the luckiest person in the world.

Felix is the type of guy who wants to know everything about you. He wants to know your favorite things, your least favorite things, your hopes and dreams, your fears and insecurities. He wants to know what makes you laugh, what makes you cry, what makes you feel alive. When you first start dating, Felix will ask you a lot of questions. He will want to know everything about your past, your present, and your future. He will want to know what you're looking for in a relationship, and he will want to know how he can make you happy. Felix is not afraid to be vulnerable with you. He will share his own hopes and dreams with you, and he will let you see his fears and insecurities. He knows that in order to build a strong relationship, you need to be open and honest with each other. Felix is a patient man. He knows that it takes time to get to know someone really well. He is willing to wait for you to open up to him, and he is willing to do the work to get to know you on a deep level.

My mind is so full of half-baked ideas that I almost forgot to post this Felix story. I swear, he's buried under a ton of crap in my drafts. Anyway, thanks for reading, and have a good day!

[anjelicawrites]

Once poly!Aemond asked his lovers to help him stay in subspace for the whole weekend. It had been a couple of grueling months and he felt his brain needing to be disconnected from everything. He was cutely uncoordinated and in need to be touched all the time, both reader and Osferth walking around with an Aemond koala plastered on their backs. When his lovers gently helped him back, he felt like he had recharged his batteries. The weird thing had been Vhagar, who was less cranky herself and even let reader’s adopted donkey sniff her snout.

From one of your headcannons can you elaborate more pls??? 😏

The OG!Poly is back!

Warnings: kissing, handjob, ass play, blowjob, hints at subspace sex, being in subspace for a long period of time, overwork, stress, hints at chronic pain.

NSFW and 18+ only please under the cut!

Aemond has been working hard on his latest project and had, basically, disappeared from your lives. He would sleep a handful of hours, waking up early and going to bed later and later, to the point that he had started sleeping in one of the guest rooms in order to not disturb you and Osferth. You two knew he was alive because he would send you quick texts or put his dirty laundry in the hamper, but he was a ghost in your lives, who promised you two that he was going to be finished soon. You and Osferth were worried he would overwork himself or that his chronic pain would flare up, you two knew that he couldn't afford it to happen.

The text message arrives in the chat Thursday afternoon, it simply reads "I'm finished. Coming home." You rush home, your only goal is to hug Aemond, which you do, the second he walks through the threshold, your arms hug his slender frame with all your might.

"Gevie, gevie, dōna jorrāelagon."

You can hear Aemond murmur in your hair as you take in his familiar scent, and the tension in his back.

"Please tell me you don't have any leftover work to do." "I'm done. I have the whole weekend off, my team as well." "Oh thank God!"

You stare at him with adoring eyes, take in his tired expression and the dark circles: all the alarm bells go off in your mind immediately. You try to help him relax and Osferth joins in when he manages to return home, to little results: Aemond is still a ball of stress on the couch, all the pent up energy trapped in his tense shoulders and in the way his eyes fixates on the TV, without truly seeing the stupid show playing. Not even putting the collar on has helped.

"You're not listening, are you?" Osferth asks from the floor where he's laying with the dogs. "I'm sorry beloved, my mind seems unable to unstruck itself from this last project. I am so tired and my brain doesn't want to stop."

He sounds exhausted, barely managing to run on fumes.

"Do you think there's something we can do to help you unwind? You never stopped working for two months!" You tell him, worried that he might just collapse.

Aemond hums in your embrace, pensively weighting your words.

"There's something, but I don't know if it's feasible." "Tell us and we'll see, together."

Aemond cups Osferth's face for a second and breaths in his earthly scent, wishing that just your combined presences would be enough to help him finally relax: he feels so drained.

"Would it be possible to keep me in subspace for the whole weekend? I just need to stop thinking and I don't know how!"

You suck in a big breath: it is so huge coming from him, who is still fighting against his demons, it's a testament to the trust he has in you two.

"We can try." You can hear in Osferth's voice that he is already shifting, taking control subtly.

"Let's go upstairs." You murmur in Aemond's ear, following Osferth's lead. "Let's make sure you're all nice and dumb for a while."

Aemond shudders against you, he closes his eye with a tired sigh: if only.

"We are not asking, my sweet prince." Osferth's voice is a low rumble that sends a shiver down Aemond's back. "You will stop thinking, I don't care how long that is going to take."

"Or how many times you're going to come for us, like a good boy." You add.

"I want that, badly. My brain doesn't seem to want to follow the plan." Again, defeated against his own mind.

"It's not your brain we're interested in."

Aemond groans when Osferth's hand sneaks inside his loose trousers and curls around his soft cock.

"You're going to come for us, you don't have a choice."

Osferth's voice has deepened to a growl as his hands slowly moves up and down Aemond's cock. You can see how enlarged his pupils are, how feral his smile is when he notices your fingers finding their home around Aemond's sensitive nipples, pinching them until he lets out a soft whine.

"You're playing dirty." He stammers, his head leans on your shoulder. "You have no idea Aemond."

He whines again when the hand around his, now, hard cock jacks him with intent, fluid already seeping from the bulbous head, hips canting to follow the rhythm Osferth has chosen for him.

"Come, now."

Aemond can hear the command in his voice and that makes the coil in his stomach curl tighter and tighter with every fast movement of the hand around his cock and your cruel fingers on his nipples, the orgasm so close he can almost taste it, yet just a step away from him, his brain still running a hundred miles per hour.

The sudden pain of your fingers pinching his nipples tear through the million thoughts in his head and he comes, body kept upright by yours and Osferth's, who keeps pumping his cock, milking it until Aemond whimpers, raw already with overstimulation.

Aemond is not fully aware of how he finds himself on the bed, naked and hard, his mind is fuzzy on the details of walking up the stairs as you and Osferth kiss and bite his skin and lips, and all his clothes are gone and he is defenseless under your stares: where he wants to be.

The pleasure that slowly consumes his overworked brain never stops, you two dead set in driving him absolutely out of his mind with your teeth, mouths and hands.

He begs when your lips find home around his erection, again, in the attempt to suck his brain out through his dick. His hips squirm uselessly when his hole his violated again by Osferth's long fingers, muscles fucked and scissored until he comes down your throat with a shout.

With every orgasm he can feel his mind losing grip against the pleasurable pain you're subjecting him to, the threads of his million thought snipped at the bud by your bodies on his.

Yet he can't let go, his mind is so stubbornly clinging to the most difficult detail of the project and just focuses there as his body burns with pleasure.

"You know." Osferth's dark voice tears through this last stubborn thought. "One day I will bring you to a piercer and make sure you get the prettiest rings on your nipples. After they've healed I'll put nice weight on them, make sure everyone sees how sensitive they are."

As on cue you bite down on his right nipple and suck harshly, Aemond's mind snaps free of that troublesome last thought and finally floats in that safe space where he doesn't have to think, just feel and soak in your care, and Osferth's.

Aemond's body melts under yours, his muscles completely relaxed, the sign you and Osferth have reached your goal: he's into subspace, where his mind can, finally, let go.

"Come here sweetling, sleep in my arms. You did so good my heart." You murmur, helping Aemond on his side, with his face against your chest.

Aemond's eye is closed, his breathing slow and even, blindly his face finds your breasts and just rests there, where your soft smell envelops him completely and he knows he's safe.

"He's hogging your boobies." "Osferth, don't be morose. Lie behind me and be nice." "There isn't enough space!"

Osferth stares at you like a kicked puppy and, for five whole seconds, you feel bad for him.

"Those are my breasts, thank you very much. Second, Aemond needs them more than you do right now." "I need them always!" "Be good Osferth, come on!"

Osferth looks devastated that he can't hold your breasts the way he likes to, when Aemond sleeps between you two: he has to settle with just a couple of fingers on the upper side of one breast for the night. How unfair is that?

When you wake up, Aemond is still asleep in your arms, his long body relaxed in your embrace. With a gentle touch you caress his back, following the dip of his spine: he needs food and a slow awakening.

From the door Osferth observes you two, enamored with the way you are taking care of Aemond. On silent feet he heads to the bed and hugs Aemond from the back, murmuring that it's time to eat. Aemond stirs and makes a sleepy sound of contentment, cocooned as he is in the double embrace. He can only feel, his mind is still somewhere soft, while is skin blooms with goosebumps wherever your hand, and Osferth's, caress him, a tentative erection stands against your tummy and Osferth gently wraps his hand around it.

"Let's make a deal. You come for us and then we feed you breakfast." Osferth says.

In this state Aemond is nonverbal, he just nuzzles closer to your breasts and moves his hips: he doesn't need words when he has you two. His mind is hazy, yet his nerves carry the distant feeling of Osferth's rough palm around his cock and the sweet taste of your nipples in his mouth, both sensations cloud his mind and mix with the pleasure he has been feeling. His hips move following the long strokes around his cock, unhurried as pleasure tightens in his belly. He hears your soft moans of pleasure and Osferth's praises, the nipple in his mouth is pert and delicious, he can't help but nibble on it as his hips move faster, his cock head rubs against your clit with a wet sound he can barely hear over his own whimpers of pleasure as his orgasm explodes in his loins and his mind flies higher and higher into subspace.

Aemond lies on the bed, his semen splattered on his belly, his breathing slowing down: he looks like the portrait of desire, with his head on Osferth's chest and his legs spread out like an offering. He makes a pleasurable sound when you slowly clean the mess on his groin and tummy, kissing the head of his spent cock. With your lips you follow the path of his beauty marks, until you can hover his parted mouth.

"Let's feed you baby, you've done so well." You murmur and he preens.

He's unstable on his legs, he wobbles and has to lean against Osferth to walk down the stairs; you've never seen him like this, but he's never been in subspace outside the bed. It's endearing to see him, who is always preternaturally aware of his surroundings, walk on unstable legs, nearly hitting the banister with his elbow or trip on one of the dogs. He plasters himself against your back with an happy sigh, while you make coffee. You expect his hands to mold themselves around your breasts, instead he is happy to just feel your warmth seep through the clothes you two are wearing and walk with you, using your body as a crutch to keep his balance. He is not aware of what he's doing, it's just that you smell so good and are so soft, that his body simply follows its natural instincts. You have to put your index in the loop of his collar to maneuver him to where the bench is and have him sit down next to Osferth, who has already cut the food in small pieces and feeds them to Aemond in between butterfly kisses.

He's never been so needy of physical touch like he is now. He doesn't shy away from it normally, but he is never reached for it so openly; deep as he is in subspace he can't help but follow what his body is telling him to do: soak in the warmth of his lovers' skins, taste it with his lips and tongue and just bask in their presence next to him to even out those two month without you two. You and Osferth are keeping him safe as well. A part of Aemond knows he needs your help, that he is not capable of recognizing danger and that he needs to lean on you two for safety. Draping himself over Osferth's shoulders, or yours, and just walk with you this way is an instinct he easily follows and saves him from falling and tripping around the house. Pleasure and arousal mingle with the warm waves where is mind is now, with every orgasm you and Osferth extract from his pliant body, he soars even higher and falls deeper into subspace and becomes ever more responsive to your touch, and Osferth's, his body blossoming under yours as he whimpers and moans with every touch on his sensitive skin. Whatever refractory period he normally has simply vanishes and he seeks your combined touches, until you two have made love to him to both your heart's content.

When it's time to help him resurface from subspace, he stubbornly clings to it, doesn't want to come back and be himself again. It takes you and Osferth the longest time, between soft kisses and gentle words, to see his eye focus again on your smiles. Aemond feels boneless, all his muscles well used and pleasantly tired, his mind, finally, his own again.

"Welcome back sweetling." You murmur in his ear, tickling the sensitive skin with your breath. "How long was I under for?"

He genuinely has no idea of the day and the hour.

"It's Sunday afternoon." Osferth tells him.

Aemond says something unintelligible in High Valyrian, surprised his idea actually worked.

"Even Vhagar is not as cranky as she usually is." Osferth adds. "She's an elderly lady, she's entitled to be grumpy." Aemond will always come to Vhagar's defense, it makes your heart swell. "Not when you're in subspace. She never huffed and slept peacefully: that's a first."

Not for the first time you find yourself wondering about the bond between you lover and his elderly dragon, how deep that runs.

"Come here sweetling."

You let Aemond hug you, this time he can lie pressed between you and Osferth, without stopping the latter's access to your breasts.

"Do you want to sleep my love? It's too early to eat." You say. "Let's just stay like this. I want to feel you two."

His mind, lulled by your combined warmth, starts wandering through disconnected thoughts, simply enjoying the stillness, after months of non stopping worry. Indeed, you three should do this more often.

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[butteredfrogs]

🍃Create-a-Villager!🍃

i've been really enjoying all of the cas challenges recently, and i've been playing a bunch of animal crossing, so i thought why not combine the two and come up with my own little cas challenge! i hope you guys enjoy and feel free to tag me or use the hastag #createavillager so i can see all of your lovely sims

link to a random number generator!

🍃rolls below the cut🍃

Species (1-35, roll once)

1- alligator

2- anteater

3- bear

4- bird

5- bull

6- cat

7- chicken

8- cow

9- cub

10- deer

11- dog

12- duck

13- egle

14- elephant

15- frog

16- goat

17- gorilla

18- hamster

19- hippo

20- horse

21- kangaroo

22- koala

23- lion

24- monkey

25- mouse

26- octopus

27- ostrich

28- penguin

29- pig

30- rabbit

31- rhino

32- sheep

33- squirrel

34- tiger

35- wolf

Personality (1-8, roll once)

1- normal

2- lazy

3- sisterly

4- cranky

5- jock

6- peppy

7- smug

8- your pick

Colour(s) (1-12, roll as many times as you like)

1- white

2- purple

3- pink

4- red

5- orange

6- yellow

7- green

8- blue

9- cyan

10- brown

11- black

12- grey

Random details (1-23, roll as many times as you like)

1- vitiligo

2- scar(s)

3- freckles

4- glasses

5- bright/bold makeup

6- no makeup

7- hetrochromia

8- thick eyebrows

9- thin eyebrows

10- no eyebrows

11- hat/some sort of head accessory

12- hair tied up

13- short hair

14- medium hair

15- long hair

16- bangs

17- acne

18- birthmark

19- jewellery

20- no jewellery

21- long nails

22- short nails

23- body hair

[idontplaytrack]

I’m not clingy

Janis ‘Imi’ike x fem! reader

Warnings: coarse language, fluff

It’s reader’s birthday. Regina, Janis and Cady pull out all the stops

Read other parts to the series here

“We have been talking about this party for two weeks. How is it that we have no theme yet? It’s already February 15. We have exactly seven days till y/n’s birthday.” Regina groans out of frustration, throwing her head back on the headrest.

“You need to chill.” Janis laughs.

“Easy for you to say.” Regina teased, “She loves everything you do.”

“And what the hell’s that supposed to mean?”

Cady squinted at them both. “Guys—”

“How was your Valentine’s Day?” Regina asked with a smirk.

“Since you asked, fucking great.” Janis shrugged, a playful smile plastered on her face.

“This is why you had to soundproof your garage—”

“Will you guys stop that? y/n will be back any minute.” Cady smacked Regina on the arm and shot Janis a glare. “Should I just plan this party alone and let you two get back to talking about your sex lives? Preferably with me out of the room?”

“Sorry, you’re right. We should focus.” Regina leaned forward to grab her laptop, the screen was left on a Google document with barely anything in it.

“So…” Cady began, “Maybe we could settle on a colour at least? She likes what, blue? Baby blue?”

“And olive green.” Janis quips.

“Right, so we could definitely work off of that, get decorations and party supplies in either of those colours.” Cady continues, “As for a theme, how about we don’t have one? Just think about what she likes and have little touches of them all over the place that goes with the colour scheme?”

“Great idea.” Regina agrees.

“Hey, guys.” You walked in, placing your keys in the little bowl on the credenza.

“Hi.” Cady and Regina greet you almost in unison, their focus entirely on your sister’s laptop screen.

“Hey, honey.” Janis smiled, gesturing for you to go over. You do so, kissing her first, “Hi.” You sit down on the armrest of the armchair, Janis squints at you and pulls you into her lap. Regina jokingly rolled her eyes at the gesture.

You knew she’d make a joke, it’s gotten to the point where if she didn’t, it seemed weird.

“You know…” Janis says while squeezing your thigh, “We might have to soundproof the bedroom.”

Air gets caught in your throat at your cheeks go red— that could only mean one thing.

“Stooop.” You groan, looking away from the group of them.

“Not what I’ve been hearing a lot lately, but alright.” Regina teased with a smirk.

Janis snickers, “I’ve been hearing the opposite a lot these days.”

“Fine!” You say while hiding your face in her shoulder, “Soundproof it for all I care. I already tried to keep it down, alright? It’s not like we can’t hear y’all too, you know?”

Cady awkwardly cleared her throat, “Anyway. How was your day?”

“Was going great until y’all had to make me embarrassed about a normal thing.” You sigh dramatically. Janis rubs your back, “We love you.”

“That I know.” You smiled.

Regina quickly snapped her laptop shut, then turned the TV on. You squinted at her for how loud the noise was but shrugged it off once the remote control was handed to you. “You pick what we watch tonight.”

“Are you sure?”

“Yes, baby.” Regina chuckles, “Whatever you want, but we all know what we’re gonna be watching.”

“So, then you still decided to ask me, why?”

Regina laughs lightly, “Because I wanna do that for fun? It’s fun.”

Cady chuckles, you just went ahead and picked whatever you wanted to watch, not intending to stay in the living room for too long anyway.

“How are you gonna see the TV hugging her like that?” Regina teased.

“I can see it just fine, thank you for asking.” You bit back a laugh. Janis had shifted in the seat so you could see the TV clearly while you literally hugged her like a koala bear. A little too affectionate to do so in this setting, but you could not care less at this point of day. You were getting sleepy and cranky, and just didn’t want to talk much. But, Regina was truly making it hard for you.

“Baby, you are so gay.”

“Oh, look who’s talking.” You poked fun at her right back. “Can you look at her and tell me she’s not attractive?”

“Oh hella attractive.” Janis snorted, laughing, then rubbed your lower back and soothingly. “We need to go back to New York again, don’t we? See if we can run into them filming the show.”

“Oh please let me be there when you finally run into Mariska because I would love to see how that goes down.” Regina continues.

“Tsk.” You tutted, growingly annoyed as you snuggled closer to Janis and kept your eyes peeled on the TV screen.

Janis grabs a decorative cushion and tossed it in Regina’s direction, Cady bursts out laughing. “I told you, you gotta stop making fun of her for things like that right now.” Cady said through the laughter, “She’s clearly tired and you’re making her all worked up.”

“Oh look who’s all motherly all of a sudden.” Regina switched her targets, you let out a little chuckle at that.

“Maybe a nap would be better for you.” Janis says, looking at you briefly.

“Can I just finish this episode?”

“Are you just saying that because you want to fall asleep on me?” Janis grinned cheekily.

“Maybe.” You hummed.

Eventually, you did finish watching one episode of the show like you said you would. “I’m gonna crash.” You muttered, climbing off of Janis. Well, you tried, but she didn’t want to let you go. “Jan.” You narrowed your eyes at her.

“What? You’re comfy, no?” She asks, batting her eyes.

“I am, but I wanna lie down for a bit.” You admitted.

She lets you go after kissing you on the cheek, “You want me to come with?”

“It’s okay, you can don’t have to if you wanna watch TV.”

“Okay, baby.”

You gave her a kiss on the cheek in return and retreated to your shared bedroom.

————

You woke up later that night to the smell of dinner— pasta, to be specific. You went to the bathroom then headed outside to see three of them laying the table. “Hope you had a nice nap.” Regina notices you were awake.

“It was pretty good.” You shrug, walking into the kitchen.

“Hi, honey.” Janis pulled you closer to herself, smooching you on the cheek.

You grinned, “Hi.”

“Let’s eat.” Regina hums, shrugging her shoulders. “We’re still not done with the planning.”

You glared at your sister. “I told you—”

“I told you, it’s your 16th. We’re definitely gonna do something.” Regina interjected.

“Keep the spending to a minimum.” You insisted.

“Fineeee.” Regina groans, they laugh. You, still being a little groggy from your nap only quietly ate your food while the three of them chattered away. Eventually, you were in the living area watching TV while they remained in the kitchen to plan whatever it was. It didn’t matter to you, whether or not you had a party. A birthday was just another day to you.

Your focus on the TV show gets disrupted when you hear Regina’s phone ring.

“Hello?”

She listens to the other person talk. Her face fell, contorting into one of confusion and shock.

“What? No, no, wait— you’re selling the house. Mom you can’t just say that and hang up! Don’t you think your should’ve discussed that with me? Or y/n?” Regina shrieked, you jumped, slightly startled. “We’re not done talking about this.”

“Just let her sell the house. It’s empty now anyway, most of our things are here already.” You told her flatly.

Regina quirked a brow, not expecting this indifference from you. About your childhood home. But she didn’t press you about it, thinking it was due to your tiredness. Janis and Cady were also looking at you for a second, you could feel their gazes burning holes into your head but you didn’t look back.

You hear Janis say something to them, but you couldn’t hear what. Seconds later, she was right next to you, asking if you wanted to cuddle. “I’m okay.” You told her, confused.

“I know.” She shrugs. “But don’t you want to lay on me?”

You squinted at her incredulously, “are you trying to tell me that I’m clingy?”

“Baby, I did not say that.” She bites back a laugh, brushing the hair out of your face.

“But yes, I want to lay on you.” You continued.

“Clingy.” Regina teased.

“Shut up.” You snapped back. Cady nearly snorted laughing.

“No.” Regina smiled smugly, batting her eyes at you.

“I’m not clingy.” You added on while Janis easily put you on her lap.

“Yeah, so you’re just trying to cop a feel?” Regina joked.

You gasped, “Oh, disgusting.”

“I wouldn’t mind though.” Janis snickered.

“Hey.” Your eyes went wide, and Janis was just more amused by all this.

“Okay, we’re done planning. Tomorrow after school, you’re on your own baby. We’re going out to grab the stuff we need.” Regina announced.

“That’s fine.” You shrug, refocusing on your rewatch of Full House. It has become one of those shows where you just put on for the sake of some background noise because you already knew the story so well. That didn’t mean it was no longer a good watch.

You watched a handful of episodes to pass time, then was back to bed, this time with Janis. “Brush your teeth.” She chuckles over her words.

You sulked playfully.

“Baby.” She was holding onto your toothbrush, and you were anticipating that she would toss it to you just to get you moving. It worked, wasn’t the first time after all. “Good girl.”

You damn near choked on air hearing her say that, narrowing your eyes at her. She only smiles back.

At 3pm the next day, school let out and as planned, you were making your own way home. Well, that’s what you thought. Your Mom pulled up in front of you out of nowhere, scaring you. “Get in.”

“Why?”

“I need to talk to you, please?”

You thought about it for a second, nodded and opened the front passenger door then got in. “It’s about the house. Would you want to go back and take a look?”

“Rather not.” You replied quickly.

“Are you okay with me selling it?” She asked.

“Yes.” You told her simply, still staring out the window.

“Why?” Your mom asks, “In all seriousness, I want to know.”

“Well…” You began, “Uh, a lot of the bad stuff with Dad happened at the house and it honestly triggers a lot of negative emotions and thoughts. So doing without it would be best, for me.”

“I hear you.” She nods, continuing to drive, “Have you had lunch at all?”

“Why?” You spoke without much thought, chewing on the inside of your cheek.

“Because we need to eat. I know you’re not particularly fond of school food, but you can’t go hungry.”

You were quiet for bit before mumbling, “Okay.”

“Let’s go grab a bite, alright?”

Burgers and fries. That’s what you both got for lunch. The place was rather quiet, which wasn’t anything unusual. Not many came by here on weekdays since it wasn’t in a very convenient location. You knew she only took you here because you and Regina loved this place back then. And surprise, the place hadn’t been updated in years so you were hit with nostalgia almost instantly.

“How are things?” June asked hesitantly. You haven’t exactly been the nicest person towards her after all that took place.

“Better.” You swallowed thickly.

June nods, “That’s really good to know. I’m working through some things myself and I want you to know that I’m trying my best to be better.”

“I can tell.” You admitted, “You wouldn’t have taken me out to eat if it was a few months ago.”

A smile tugs at the corners of her lips. “Just so you know, he eventually admitted to me what he did.”

“It wasn’t to me.” You stopped chewing your food for a moment.

“I know that now, but he still said things that made you uncomfortable and unsafe in your own home. That was fucked up, and I’m so sorry, baby—”

Your phone rang, interrupting her.

“Need to take this, excuse me.” You pick up your phone from the table and tapped the answer button.

“Jan, hey.”

“Are you home yet?”

“Not yet, no.” You told her, “Um, mom picked me up. We’re getting lunch.”

“Oh.” She wasn’t too shocked by that, “All good? Do you need any of us to—”

“All good, I’ll see you guys later.” You answered.

“Great.” She smiled, “See you, honey.”

You did have one question you have been dying to ask her. Though a little scared, you still decided that now would be the best time to ask.

“Would you want to come to my birthday party?” You asked.

“I wouldn’t miss that for the world.”

————

Cady and Regina were practically dying of laughter after seeing Janis’ post on Instagram. It was rare sight— especially from Regina.

“You want the place to yourselves tonight or no?” Regina asks.

“Shh!” You exclaimed, “Hi, Mom.”

The entire gang stopped chatting and just turned around to look at the said guest. “Hi, y/n.” She walked up to you and gave you a hug. Regina almost passed out witnessing that. Look, she knew that June was coming here but she wouldn’t have expected this hug. Frankly, neither were you.

After a couple of minutes, the buzz settled down. The party went on without a hitch, until after the meal when June was taken aside by Regina to talk. You shared a worried look with Janis, “Everything is fine, I promise you. She just wants to talk about the house.”

“Okay.” You said, putting down your plate that still had some cake left.

Janis puts her arm around you to comfort you, planting a kiss to your cheek, “Breathe, baby. They’re fine.”

“I know now, I just haven’t been around to see that spending time alone together.” You revealed, resting your head on her shoulder. “Okay, maybe Regina’s right. I am clingy.”

Janis giggles, “Cling onto me all you want. Even if you do it at school, I’m all for it, honey.”

“Don’t tempt me.” You joked.

“Is it working?” Janis gasps dramatically.

“…yes.” You sigh quietly.

“Clingy.” Regina walked by at that exact second, squeezing your shoulder and making you yelp.

“I love it.” Janis retorted.

“Of course you do.” Damian mocked.

“Shut it, Damian.” Janis snarked, “I know you and Avery are inseparable too.”

You chortled, hiding your face in Janis’ neck before either of them caught it.

“Alrighty then. Can’t argue with that.” Damian sat down next to Janis, “Happy birthday, y/n.”

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💭A/N:

Took me longer than I’d like to finish this part…🥴

[viking-raider]

Cranky Koala Ao3

[chez-cinnamon]

Can anyone else imagine fionn trying to deal with the puppets having a sugar rush and subsequently them having a sugar crash?

*Wally Julie and Sally have eaten to much sugar and are now literally bouncing of the walls*

Fionn:You three better get the fuck of the walls or I swear to god

Frank:It’s no use you’ve just got to wait this out and try to avoid them

*The rest of the puppets and fionn spend the next two hours in his office while the three gremlins tire themselves out*

Howdy:ok it’s gone quiet I think it’s safe.

*the puppets and their dad slowly make their way downstairs only to find three very cranky sick puppets*

Fionn:I told you three not to fucking have so many lollipops *fionn says this as Wally koala clings to him*

Wally:END ME.

ADDFBFGBDF canon!! I can imagine them playing board games like Cluedo while waiting for the others to calm down bgfnhgng

[unofficialdigby]

JULY BIRTHDAYS

July 1: Curt the Cranky Bear

July 2: Agent S the Peppy Squirrel

July 3: Blaire the Snooty Squirrel

July 4: Apollo the Cranky Eagle and Wilbur the Dodo Pilot

July 5: Samson the Jock Mouse and Reese the Re-Tail Alpaca

July 6: Mira the Sisterly Rabbit

July 7: Bree the Snooty Mouse and Viche the Normal Squirrel

July 8: Jeremiah the Lazy Frog (Jerimiah was a Bullfrog) FISHING TOURNEY DAY

July 9: Static the Cranky Squirrel and Huck the Smug Frog

July 10: Mott the Jock Lion and Toby the Smug Rabbit

July 11: Victoria the Peppy Horse and Filly the Normal Horse

July 12: Olive the Normal Cub and Kapp'n the Kappa Captain

July 13: Twiggy the Peppy Bird

July 14: Dizzy the Lazy Elephant

July 15: Caroline the Normal Squirrel

July 16: Frita the Sisterly Sheep

July 17: Jay the Jock bird and Beppe the Professional (also bird) RV Painter

July 18: Croque the Cranky Frog

July 19: Nibbles the Peppy Squirrel and Pascal the Stoner Otter

July 20: Yuka the Snooty Koala

July 21: Prince the Lazy Frog

July 22: Chow the Cranky Bear BUG-OFF DAY

July 23: Elvis the Cranky Lion

July 24: O'Hare the Smug Rabbit and Rex the Lazy Lion

July 25: Peck the Jock Bird and Nat, Chameleon who originally ran the Bug-Off and Flick's Dad

July 26: Curly the Jock Pig

July 27: Erik the Lazy Deer and Ketchup the Peppy Duck

July 28: Truffles the Peppy Pig that did not get typo-ed as peppa three times

July 29: Lionel the Smug LIon

July 30: Frank the Cranky Eagle

July 31: Grizzly the Cranky Bear and Julia the EXTRA TRANS Snooty Ostrich.

[potatoidunno]

some mornings, you wake up with sunlight shining in your eyes through the window

you'd drape your arm or pull the covers over your head if you could... but with the way gojo's clinging to your back like a koala, it makes things just a bit more difficult

so you steal his blindfold off the bedstand

it's so soft and stretchy and comfy and it smells like him---but most importantly it blocks out that damn sunlight

you drift off back to sleep with the comfort of darkness and quiet, even breaths against your neck

(your "I'm sleeping in, go away" cranky ass is the reason he ends up having to wear his sunglasses during morning classes despite how incredibly impractical and uncomfortable they are for fighting and how often he has to wipe them to keep them smudge and curse residue free)

((he thinks it's cute when you're cranky tho so you're forgiven))

[chiprewington]

QUICK GIMME NIGHTTIME AND OR WHATEVER CHIP HC’S YOU HAVE! I GOTTA KNOW 😯🤔 (Also if you wanna throw in any self inserts in there ya cans!)

ough... I've covered some of my thoughts regarding Chip and Sleep in a previous headcanons post BUT... I wont turn away at the opportunity to do bullshit with perry (SILLY)

The usual is still applicable. Chip still doesn't dream and has that module turned off due to frequent nightmares. The only difference is that he much more frequently retreats to his private quarters when Perry is around during maintenance hour. He actually lays in his bed for once!

His bed, of course, is still the same old "way too cramped for him" tiny thing. Perry, however, is small and can very easily fit in order to cuddle that big cranky chainsaw robot.

And this may come as a surprise, but he's the little spoon. Now, Perry likes being the little spoon, but ey don't mind being the big spoon at all. Though... usually this means latching onto his back like a koala or wrapping eir arms around his neck and feeling the warm air from the vents consistently blast in eir face. Yes, he can hold people, but honestly he just wants to feel held himself.

He's not one to usually initiate physical touch, as that's not his preferred love language. However, he wont shy away from it either if Perry's the one to initiate (who's preferred love language is, in fact, physical touch). Surprisingly, a solid steel machine can be very sweet if he wants to be.