#Crank: High Voltage
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Crank (2006) dir. Neveldine
#filmedit#actionedit#filmgifs#moviegifs#Jason Statham#Crank#00s#crank (2006)#crank: high voltage#chev chelios#eve#jason statham
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#jason statham#2009#crank 2#neveldine/taylor#mark neveldine#brian taylor#bai ling#alternative#hellboy the crooked man#crank#crank high voltage#chev chelios#rock n roll#crank movie#👽
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I wanted to get in on the list making, so here are a few films that I like (that I can remember).
#I did try to trim this down slightly...#But you can't have Crank and not include Crank 2: High Voltage
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#happybirthday @johndelancie #johndelancie #actor #Q #Startrek #thenextgeneration #deepspacenine #voyager #lowerdecks #startrekpicard #crankhighvoltage #pathology #daysofourlives #reingoverme #mylittlepony #torchwood #charmed #andromeda #stargatesg1 #breakingbad #startrek58
#happybirthday#john de lancie#actor#q#startrek#the next generation#deep space nine#voyager#lower decks#star trek picard#crank high voltage#parhology#days of our lives#reingnoverme#my little pony#torchwood#charmed#andromeda#stargate sg1#breaking bad
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We Miss You So Much Corey 💔
Corey Ian Haim 🤍
December 23,1971 - March 10,2010🙏🏻
Always in Our Hearts ❤️🩹♾️
Ci Manchi Moltissimo 💔
23 Dicembre 1971 - 10 Marzo 2010🙏🏻
Sempre Nei Nostri Cuori ❤️🩹♾️
#corey haim#actor#babystar#worldcinema#cinema#movies#film#tvshow#lucas#the lost boys#licensetodrive#prayeroftherollerboys#dream machine#fast gateway#blown away#the double 0 kid#oh what a night#anything for love#life 101#the edison twins#roomies#demolitionhigh#crank high voltage#thetwocoreys#american sunset#decisions#80s icons#celebrity#we miss you so much#always in our hearts
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Who's got my fucking strawberry tart?
Crank: High Voltage (2009) // dir. Neveldine/Taylor
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Bai Ling in Crank High Voltage appreciation post! She rules in this movie! And this movie rules!!!!










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thinking abt how chester bennington is in crank... and crank high voltage... imagine someone asks you to be in their movie and your one line is "nasal spray..."
AND THEN YOU ACT IN THE SECOND MOVIE AS A TOTALLY DIFFERENT GUY!!! ofc who wouldn't wanna aggressively rub arms with ches-- i mean hollywood park guy.
#crank#crank high voltage#linkin park#mike! huggu! >w<#chester bennington#nasal spray#the crank movies are fucking wild#i haven't finished either of them but they look...#JUST CRAZY!! i recommend.
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Crank 3: Pissed Off
Chev Chelios is back at it again except this time they took both his kidneys and that means he's gotta drink a lot of alcohol and take a lot of pee breaks. There will be lots of slurs and representation. There will be a scene where he has inexplicable public sex with his girlfriend again. If you show it to a young christian child they will explode
#movies#films#crank#crank 2#crank high voltage#those movies are crazy man#There's a scene where dennis reynolds gets shot in the head#It's friggin crazy#fake movies#follow for more bangers
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A perfect image to represent my brand of Bisexuality
[Venus (Efren Ramirez), Ria (Bai Ling) in Crank 2: High Voltage]
#Movies#Bisexual#Bi#Bai Ling#Efrem Ramirez#Pedro#Vote for pedro#Napoleon Dynamite#Crank#Crank High Voltage#Actors
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Huh. My DVD copy of Crank: High Voltage (2009) is a fullscreen/widescreen flipper disc. I thought they stopped making those in like 1999.
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geri halliwell might have the best filmography of all time hard to say

#gran turismo#spice world#robbie williams#crank#crank high voltage#me irl#letterboxd#geri halliwell#spice girls#geri horner#ginger spice
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[reply from greatThoughtsPhilosopy reading: ok]
i could jumpstart a car with my breasts
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Crank High Voltage (2009)
Crank 2 dares to ask the question. what if Crank was bad? and it follows through heartily in this movie. It's extremely obvious they're trying to chase the hype of the first movie, more gore! more boobs! another sex in public scene! more racism to be controversial! But instead of being 'wow this movie is fucking wild but awesome' it comes off as 'wow this movie is, very bad and kind of just content to shock you' also y'know the poster where he puts a jumper cable on his tongue he does that like immediately, you think he'd build up on ways he charges himself up with electricity but nah they do that as the second entire option.
The one good thing about this movie, good soundtrack from what I've seen, I enjoyed the song choices.
I didn't make it all the way through this movie, around halfway in I quit out to watch something better, did not succeed at that either if you'll see the next post.
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Okay so my brain has officially short circuited after reading your Jazz x Reader fic… So good…
May I request a prompt somewhat similar? Like a Decepticon reader who has been captured by the Autobots and puts their cute frame to use to flirt, canoodle… (maybe something more? 👀) their self out of their situation? Maybe with Bumblebee or Prowl? :3
I don't think either of them would go for it, but it would certainly be fun to sexually harass them a bit as a Con.

"Shameless" Gn BOT Reader x Bumblebee, Prowl [Smut Scenario]

Summary: Flirty con reader sexually harasses Bumblebee and Prowl.
G1 characters: Bumblebee, Prowl, (Ironhide has some little moments too.)
Genre/Theme: smut scenario 🔞
Warnings: Sexual harassment, Con Reader cranks it in the middle of the Autobot brig, Ironhide threatening reader at the start
Pronouns: You, Your, Yours, them, they, their
Notes: Shameless flirty con Reader, Readers playful and a bit of a slag starter, Reader calls Bumblebee "Honeybee", Made as a Part 2 of this in mind, Con Reader tries to goad Prowl into a hate frag

"Where's the artifact?" Ironhides hard unmoving expression met yours. His digit pads clenching your jaw so hard they risked imprinting their marks.
Your servos hovered over the electrified bars of the Autobot brig. Ironhides grip, forcing your faceplate almost right against them. You could feel the heat of the high voltage electricity ghosting along the metal of your face. But you still just worried your expression alongside your smile. Knowing sparkdamn well how mad Ironhide would get from just the little look alone. "Sorry, but I don't have a clue what my fellow cons decided to do with it. Maybe dial up ol' Megatron and ask if he's up to share?"
Ironhide's engine growls, and you can't help smiling just a touch more over the reaction. Which only makes Ironhides expression darken further. He's so easy to play with that you can't help your em field wanting to flex out and taunt him even further.
"Ironhide, release them." Prowls voice cuts through your staring contest and makes you both glance at the tactician. The Honeybee trailing along behind him as he walks over to you two. Prowl's servos are behind his own back and he seems very unconcerned about the entire thing. Ironhide makes optical contact with Prowl, and he still does not release you.
They hold their gazes like that until Ironhide finally scoffs and throws you back a touch, his digits finally leaving your frame. "Fine. Better have a good interrogation method ready for them."
You just massage the metal of your jaw, your digits rubbing over the slightly indented marks Ironhide left behind. "Aw, big bad Autobot passing the responsibility of the prisoner? Ironhide, I'm hurt. I thought we had something." Ironhide whips around, rage now reignited on his faceplate. His mouth opens, no doubt about to rip into you again, his plating tightening down on his own frame. But you also notice how his optics are just a smidgen brighter. For an old mech, Ironhide really can be quite cute. Especially when he's all flustered like that.
"Ironhide." Prowl's voice cuts through again, and Ironhide stops himself short.
Ironhide shuts his mouth with an audible clunk and points a digit through the electrified bars. "You better behave your sorry sparkdamn self or I'll come back in here and put you back in your fragging place, con."
You only wrapped your arms around yourself in an exaggerated fashion. "I'm shaking in my plating."
Delight curls in you when Ironhides gaze sharpens even further. But he finally just huffs and turns to march out of the brig.
Once he's gone, Prowl evaluates you with a critical gaze. You only impassively meet his stare before he broke it to look at the Honeybee. "Bumblebee." The scout jumped and snapped his gaze from you to his superior. "Report any instances of the prisoner acting up."
"I'm on it, Prowl." With that, Prowl gave one last glance towards you and then turned to leave.
Your gaze moved from Prowls doorwings to the Honeybee when the door automatically closed behind him. He jumped a second time when your optics met for a nano-klick. He then stood up straighter and broke his gaze to glare at the wall. Trying very hard to look tough and uninterested.
His optics already brighter than they should be and his servos almost as tight as his plating.
Oh... this would be fun.
Maybe you could convince the scout of a little... exchange. Or at least you might be able to scare him off of his post.
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Bumblebee drummed his digits on his own gauntlet, trying very hard not to let himself focus on you. He just managed to acknowledge the fact he thought you were hot. He didn't need to be guarding you right now. Bumblebee was already embarrassed enough being attracted to a Decepticon. He didn't wanna be in charge of exactly that Decepticon prisoner. It had been a few klicks, and you hadn't said anything, so Bumblebee thought just maybe you'd keep quiet through his shift.
"Hey, Honeybee." Your voice immediately shatters that hope. Bumblebee's plating that had relaxed clamped back down on itself at the sound of your voice. Bumblebee tries to steel himself so he can prepare for whatever you were gonna say to him.
"Honeybee." You hummed, your tone so much sweeter than Bumblebee knew you were. "I know your audials work. Don't ignore me now."
Bumblebee finally looks up at you and sees you close to the bars staring right at him. "What?" He asks purposely keeping his words short.
You are completely unbothered by his curt attitude. You actually smile a bit more when he responds, and Bumblebee has to tamper down his engine so it doesn't start softly purring. "Wanna make my stay and your boring shift a little bit more... interesting?" Bumblebee cycles his optics at the question.
Did you want to... actually talk to him?
Bumblebee frowns at the thought, not letting himself get caught up in his own cyberpuppy crush. There was no telling what you were actually doing this for. Bumblebee knew what kind of bot you were first- and that was a Decepticon. So he cautiously picks his words and doesn't let his optics leave your frame. "What kind of interesting?"
You smile and uncross your arms, one of your servos reaching down and- "Wanna interface?" Your digits dragged over the cusp of your modesty panel.
Bumblebee's optics rapidly cycle multiple times as he stares at you, still dragging digits over your own modesty panel teasingly- Bumblebee rather violently snaps out of his daze when your servo full on cups your closed panel. "No- no! You're our prisoner! I'm not gonna- No!" Bumblebee can't stop his vocalizor from pitching higher even when you obviously find his reaction funny.
Bumblebee forcibly clears his vocalizot and gets himself back together. "No." He repeats and hardens his expression to glare at you impassively. This was a trick. You were messing with him. Messing with him because you thought it was funny! So Bumblebee stands firm while he meets your gaze, daring you to say something else...
And you do "Alright fine, suit yourself, Honeybee. I'll just take care of myself then." You turn on your pede and make your way to the brigs uncomfortable recharge slab and sit down on it.
Bumblebee huffs a bit.
He was kind of proud he didn't break away from your gaze first.
Bumblebee's optics snap open wide when he watches you casually spread your legs out and snap your modesty panel back in one motion. "Uh-!" Bumblebee starts, and he can't finish because he's now suddenly stuck staring right at your valve.
"Enjoy the show then, Honeybee." Bumblebee's optics snap back up, and he watches as your servos drag along the grooves of your own plating. Your digits now dragging along the sensitive inner dips were your plating meets. A soft set of sighs dragging out of you every continued touch you'd feel of yourself.
Bumblebee watches mouth agape when your servos slowly dragged from your collar all the way down to your array.
Bumblebee's jaw clamps shut when he sees your now active array.
Your spikes pressurized and twitching heavy on your own frame. Your digits then rub over the mesh of your own valve tentatively. "You can still join if you want to Honeybee." Bumblebees optics snap back up to your faceplate- and he has the break away first this time when you smile at him. His gaze unwillingly shoots back down to your array when he catches movement, and he watches you start by immediately sliding two of your digits into yourself. Your valve obediently opens under your own prodding- the rim of your hole stretching around your own digits. And Bumblebee's mouth goes utterly dry.
Your other servo wraps around your spike, and you indifferently start to stroke yourself off. Pace unbothered but digit pads making sure drag along the girth and shape of your own spike every continued stroke up and down. You groan loudly under the stimulation and Bumblebee's own array starts twinging with obvious sudden interest.
Your thighs spread farther apart, and Bumblebee watches when your digits sink down to your knuckle. The wet sound of your own lubricant punctuated the act, and Bumblebee has to swallow down the needy sound that almost escapes his vocalizor. You huff a laugh and let your frame stretch out even further. Your plating laxing more makes the sensitive seams peak out even further for Bumblebee to look at. Your open thighs very much a clear invitation for Bumblebee to cozy himself between them-
No- no no no! Bumblebee shakes his helm and has to force his gaze away from you. He wouldn't-! Bumblebee needed to leave. No, he couldn't- he's supposed to be your guard and just watch you!
So Bumblebee slack jawed watches as your pelvis arches off of the recharge slab into your own servos. Your spike is starting to leak pre lubricant all over your own plating. You moan openly, and the sound is followed by Bumblebee's spike hitting the front of his modesty panel.
Bumblebee was supposed to report you acting up- he could report you acting up! Yup! Bumblebee was doing that! Right fragging now-! Bumblebee physically puts his servo up so he won't feel tempted to steal another glance while he rapidly dials Prowls Com.
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Prowl answers Bumblebee's com call with an impassive nod. His optics are still trailing along his datapad. "Bumblebee."
"Prowl! Uh-!" The noticeably higher pitch in Bumblebees' voice immediately has all of Prowl's attention turning towards the conversation. "Um- the prisoner! They're uh-" Prowl quickly stands at the mention of you coupled with Bumblebee's obviously flustered state. He's opening Red Alerts Com in his backlog, noting how there was no message about you escaping or acting up. Prowl moves to start heading towards the brig preemptively. "They're um-!"
"Bumblebee, have they made any attempt to escape?" Prowl prods as he makes his way out of his office.
"Prowl they're self servicing-!" Prowl stops in his place, his sensor panels flicking upwards when he processes the statement.
Prowl resists the urge to sigh and quickens his pace. "I'll be right there, Bumblebee."
...
Prowl did not believe you would still be doing exactly what Bumblebee said you were when he actually got there. But low and behold you were.
Prowl has to suppress his optical ridge twitching at the sight of your thighs spread wide and your very active array out on open display. "Prowl!" Bumblebee exclaims at the sight of him, and Prowl can only note how bright Bumblebee's optics were. If Bumblebee had door wings, Prowl imagined they would be hiked up as far as they possibly could go.
"Bumblebee, you're relieved of the rest of your shift."
A look of surprise passes over Bumblebee's faceplate before he glances at you when you make a rather loud noise. "Ah- ha right- bye!" With that, Bumblebee rushes out of the door, leaving you and Prowl alone in the brig.
The sound of the door shutting behind Bumblebee makes your helm raise and your servos pull away from your array. You make optic contact with Prowl, and he does not bother to hide the unimpressed expression on his faceplate. "Aw, Honeybee got scared away?" You smiled clearly amused. "Even when I offered him the chance to join..." Prowl's wings twitch at the casual admission.
Prowl sighed and clicked his glossia. "Your abhorrent behavior is bothering our Autobots. Cease immediately."
Like he'd expected your derma just quirked upwards at his demand. "Or what, pudding?" You're servos trail down the dips of your hips till they were resting on your array. "Gonna come in here and punish me, maybe? Oh no... whatever shall I do...?" One of your servos finds your spike again, and you begun stroking up and down your own length.
Prowl can feel his annoyance flair and become genuine anger for a nano-klick, and he half imagines doing just that. And when his logic center tries to calculate the easiest way he could get a hold of you, he dismisses the numbers, and he smothers it back down. '
Prowl's optics flick down at your hard spike that's spilling pre lubricant all over your own fist. Then, towards your valve, which you currently weren't touching but was definitely lubricating under your own administrations.
His optics flick back up and your smile sharpens a touch. Prowl's plating tightens slightly on himself, having been caught leering for the quick moment. However Prowl holds his gaze with your own.
Prowl wouldn't allow you to get to him.
"What? Too shy to come in and join? I didn't take you for the type, Prowl."
"You're our prisoner, and no type of fraternizing will take place while you're in our care." Prowl's tone is clipped and short. He can feel the urge to say more on the tip of his glossia. But he also knew better than to give into your obvious attempts to off kilter and anger him.
"What? Not much of a spike mech?" Your servos both dip low, and the movement makes him glance- and Prowl wordlessly watches you spread your own valve mesh. Prowl has to resist the urge to swallow when he physically sees you clench down on nothing. Prowl lately registers his door wings raising a bit higher, and he forces them back downwards immediately. Unfortunately, you'd noticed the slight reaction before he had. "Oh, so you are more of a valve, mech. Noted."
Prowl ignored your remark for the sake of his own sanity. "I will ask you again to cease your inappropriate behavior while in our brig."
"What? C'mon, I'm dripping over here. Come in here and spike me, Prowl." You pushed two digits into your valve with a wet sound. Your other servo still on the side of your valve and still parting your mesh. Showing Prowl how you would clench down on your own digits. "I'll even let you overload inside me if you let me out afterwards. You were an enforcer before, right? I doubt this would be the first time you've ever traded an overload for a softer sentence."
The very bold assessment you'd made of Prowl's character snaps him out of his thoughts and drags his temper back to the forefront of his processor.
You were trying to escape. Not only escape, you were trying to offer sexual favors to get yourself out of your imprisonment. And you would accuse Prowl of- extorting those he's arrested for sexual gratification? Prowl's door wings slant, and his frown deepened into a scowl. "I have done no such thing, and I will never do any such thing as the gross miss use of power you are describing."
"You expect me to believe that? Really? A dirty enforcer like yourself?" You fisted your spike again and started stroking yourself while thrusting your digits into your own valve. "I bet you even fantasize about using those stasis cuffs of yours on cons like me! Ha, while imagining yourself punishing us like the dirty criminals we are." Prowl's mouth goes dry, and disbelieving outrage floods his system alongside the hot burn of shame. Prowl didn't know how you guessed his sins correctly, but frankly, he does not care.
Prowl's wings slant further, and he can't stop himself from disparaging you at least a bit. "You are a filthy pervert. Self-servicing in front of Bumblebee with no regard to anyone else around you. You have no dignity, and it's a wonder how none of your allies have killed you yet for your personality alone."
"Oh yeah?" The amusement in your tone only makes Prowl's anger flicker higher. Your servos are still working your array, and Prowl can feel the current heat in his chassis try and burn in a different way. The utterly immoral emotion easily wants to join Prowl's rage and settle in like it was meant to be there.
Prowl's optics narrow, and he can't stop his own glare or his glossia. "You're nothing more than a sexual deviant-! A deprived criminal who can only derive joy from the most dissolute forms of interaction." Prowl's engine tappers off a rev and he forces it to still as he continues. "You are unprincipled, selfish, abhorrent, and-"
"Keep going! I'm almost there-!" You urge Prowl on a smug satisfied smile curling at your derma. Prowl's door wings snap high, and his optics widened when he processed what you'd just said.
Arousal trickled up Prowl's chassis swift to settle in alongside his immediate disgust.
Prowl was compromised by his attraction towards you.
He's leaving. Prowl was leaving right at this very moment.
Without giving you another word, Prowl turns on a pede and makes his way out of brig. "Aw, Prowl, you're no fun-!" The door shutting behind him cuts your words off. Prowl had to allow himself a moment to vent. The frustration and the sexual energy fizzling down further and further in the back of his own frame.
Prowl instinctively checks his com when he gets a message.
Ironhide had messaged Prowls com saying if he needed to come teach you a lesson, Ironhide would do it at Prowl's command. Prowl promptly dismissed the message. Prowl knew Ironhide of all mechs was not who he wanted in charge of you in the brig right now. He'd seen you get into it with one another recently on the battlefield. And frankly, your encounters could be so sexually charged nowadays, Prowl was surprised that Ironhide hadn't broken code already.
No, Prowl needed someone who would not fall prey to your flirtatious advances and / or fall for your goading comments.
... it may take him a few klicks to find who he's going to subjugate you onto and also swap schedules around to give whoever that is the time to do that.
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Red Alert cycled his optics and stared slack jawed at the monitor in front of him. You-! this was a trick- it had to be a trick-! But the longer he watched you self-service in the brig even after Prowl left had him uncertain. Red Alert then wordlessly watches you overload all over yourself with a loud groan. Transfluid spilling out of your spike and your own thighs closing around your own servo.
And then his jaw clamps shut when you move to continue touching yourself.
"Again!?" Red alert jumped out of his chair with a panicked shout at the voice to his right suddenly speaking. Red Alert's optics burned, and his helm is sparking when he makes frazzled optic contact with Trailbreaker.
"Red, I ain't exactly against the voyeurism, but you might wanna turn the volume down." Inferno on his left makes Red Alert whip his helm around. "I think anyone in the hallway can hear them from the monitor."
"Voyeurism!? It's not-! no its-" Red Alert fumbled and stared back at the screen of you working yourself to yet another overload. Trailbreaker and Inferno were both staring at the visual of you alongside him.
Oh, this was-! Frag! Red Alert turned the monitor off with a curse. The camera feed was still recording just- if you were up to something, he could review it later, Primus! Red Alert scrubbed his servos over his faceplate, his helm sensors still spitting static. Trailbreaker laughed softly on his right, and Inferno awkwardly patted his pauldron on his left.
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You smirked when Soundwave pinged your com to tell you he shut the camera feed off. You pulled your servos off of yourself and stood up from the slab. You slipped your servo into one of the hidden physical storage areas you had on your frame and pulled out the human gem you'd been hiding from the Autobots. You pinged Soundwave and told him you were ready to hand it off.
The far away vent in the brig rattled and opened, and Ravage dropped down onto the floor with a barely audible noise. He stalked forward and stopped dead in his tracks, staring at you.
Oh, right, your spike and valve were still just out.
"Oh, don't look at me like that. I needed a way to get them to leave and turn the cameras off. They're such prudes- don't y'know?" Ravage made a chuffed sound that you couldn't take as anything else but a scoff. You bent down and stuck your servo through the bars, letting Ravage take the gem in his jaws before standing back up. "Tell Soundwave he's not gonna be able to black mail me on this. I do not care." You didn't bother trying to cover up since Ravage already had enough of an optic full that there was frankly no point.
Ravage raised his helm and continued to leer at you. You arched a brow and smirked. "Pervert."
Your com pinging with a message again makes you glance at it.
> Takes one to know one.
You huffed a laugh.
He had a point. "Touche."
As Ravage made his way back out of the brig, you made yours back to the slab. Wondering if you should fantasize about the Honeybee or that sour Enforcer of yours.
...
Maybe you could think about them both. No harm in that little fantasy now was there?
#transformers x reader#transformers x cybertronian reader#transformers x y/n#x reader#rabot writes#valveplug#prowl x reader#bumblebee x reader#rabot requests
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instead of Oppenheimer, you should instead watch:
Crank (2006)
instead of Barbie, you should instead watch:
Crank 2: High Voltage (2009)
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