#Countryhumans USA x Germany

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countryhumans art from when i thought pinterest was a social media site ;-;

ukraine inspo (x), east asia ych (x), “family picnic” (x)

[astrokarochan]

Ye abider ask

So he he go again ...

[will-pilled]

Favourite ship-

Unpopular opinion: Ships are much better when they're politically and historically accurate.

[redvvodka]

UHHHH Germany x America???

Here you go!!!

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@im-fanny

@karlayelizadeth

@starwinblog

@starshapeddreams

@quintana-roo-countryhuman

@caprisalas

@lanuvee

@lubay-nue

Esto lo subiré en 2 partes que iba a ser bastante largo.

Pues hasta aquí por el momento, no quiero dejarlos sin la respuesta y pues todos están reunidos para hablar de las propuestas a México para trabajar con ellos, Rusia le dijo a México que irían a ver una película a su casa porque México no iba a ir si sabía para que era verdaderamente la visita.

Otra cosa es que Rusia no le gusta que USA se le acerque a México porque sabe que USA intentará usar sus “encantos” para volver a tener a México bajo él, por otro lado, Alemania está más que celoso.

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Illenium Feel Good Illenium Feel Good

This song is so cute I couldn't help myself from making something with these two. I put a video at the end so yall can hear and see ^^.

[another-mexico-oc]

💖 What your favorite Mexico´s ship/OTP says about YOU ...

Spanish version —> AQUÍ

Hello everyone! The month of love is finally over, but before that, inspired by the “What your Favorite Hetalia ship says about you” and related; and since Mexico is one of the most shipped countries (at least by the Hetalia and Countryhumans latin fandom), I decided to make this in collaboration with my cousin. If you are not familiar with this, basically it is a recopilation of facts some people share when they ship Mexico with another country.

WARNINGS AND NOTES BEFORE WE START:

- This post is for both, Hetalia and Countryhumans fans. I clarify that in this blog we don´t discuss which one is better than the other, we enjoy the healthy part and avoid the toxic part. 

-  This is just for fun, and IT SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. Think of it as a horoscope, you can share some of the facts, maybe not. The main purpose is to have some fun. 

- We are aware that not all the ships will be here, or that not all of them will have the same extension. We tried to gather all we could. 

- This is an extra warning for the English translation: This post may contain a lot of mexican and latin american modern references. Also, the best known historical periods are going to be mentioned, so if you are not familiar with the history of Mexico, we invite you to watch this video, and to consult other articles and media.

Without further due, let´s begin: 

FIRST OF ALL, THIS IS ONE OF THE POSSIBLE REASONS YOU SHIP MEXICO WITH ONE, IF NOT, MORE COUNTRIES: 

- You are mexican, I don´t have a doubt. You have a Mexico OC and you make fanarts and write fanfics about him/her with your favorite character.

- You are latino, and you came from the Latin Hetalia fandom, or you are from the latin fandom of Countryhumans (obviously, Miss Sherlock Holmes).

- You are neither mexican or latino, but still you like Mexico. 

- If you are from Hetalia, you are still waiting the day Himaruya publish the official design of Mexico, so he/she can interact with your favorite character. 

OKAY, NOW LET´S GO WITH THE SHIPS:

IF YOU LIKE 🇺🇸 USAMEX (USA X Mexico) 🇲🇽

- Favorite fanfic genre: Angst.

- Your guilty pleasures are the toxic love, the impossible love or the unrequited love. Or perhaps you like stories about people who fall in love with their chilhood friend. Or you like the phrase “From hate to love...”

- If you are from Hetalia, (also applies to Countryhumans) probably you also like FrUK (France x UK) or SpUK (Spain x UK). Or you simply don´t support USUK (USA x UK).

- If you are mexican, probably you are from the North, and you love the North and South Mexico OC´s. (And obviously, you ship North Mexico with USA).

- If you are mexican, you probably have visited the United States or your have relatives living there. Going further, you are chicano.

- You love the states personifications of both countries, and you are fascinated by the idea that Texas, Arizona, New Mexico and California are the USA and Mexico kids. 

- If you are from Hetalia, you like cowboy America, and you also like Mexico dressed as a revolutionary or adelita.

IF YOU LIKE 🇷🇺 RUSMEX (Russia x Mexico) 🇲🇽

- You hate USAMex and surely you don´t like United States if you are mexican.

- Your favorite historical event: the Cold War.

- Favorite word: Tripaloski.

- You like couples with a lot of height difference. Lil Mex is the most adorable thing in the world. 

- If you are a Countryhumans fan, probably you also ship Perú with USA.

- You like love triangles stories. (Cough… cough… USA x Mexico x Russia)

- You have seen Youtube videos of “Rusos Reaccionan a…” (Russians react to), and of mexicans in the Russia 2018 FIFA. 

IF YOU LIKE 🇨🇦 CANMEX (Canada x Mexico) 🇲🇽

- You like fluffy ships.

- You think Canada is a better suitor than the toxic USA and the distant and cold Russia. (Or if you are from Hetalia, you think Russia is too mad and unstable for Mexico)

- If you are mexican, you have visited Canada, you want to work or study there, or you have relatives living in Canadá. 

- If you´re from Hetalia, it is likely that you don´t like CuCan (Cuba x Canada).

- Also, if you´re from Hetalia, you got excited when in the anime and the manga, Kumajiro mentioned Mexico, and then you got mad because he/she was never showed up!

- If you´re mexican, you were into the memes of Peña Nieto and Justin Trudeau. 

- Like Russia case, you adore the love triangles, but in this case you like stories about brothers who have a crush on the same person.

IF YOU LIKE 🇪🇸 SPAMEX (Spain x Mexico) 🇲🇽

- You like sugar daddies. (Daddy Spain 😏)

- Your guilty pleasure are stories about possesive couples and couples with secret lovers. (Okay, that´s not healthy...) 

- If you´re from the Hetalia fandom, you do not like SpaMano (Spain x Romano), and if you are mexican, you will never accept (or you ignored) that canonically, Romano received better treatment than the rest of Spain colonies.

- If you are mexican, you like when Mexico (or New Spain) is represented as the spoiled kid, as daddy´s little princess, and as the best colony of Spain. (Sorry, the other Spain former colonies.)

- Your favorite Mexico periods are the Conquest, the New Spain colonial era and the Independence. 

- Probably you not only ship Mexico with Spain. Actually for some reason you like Mexico cheating Spain with another country, either England, France, a latin country and, why not? with the United States.   

IF YOU LIKE 🇫🇷 FRAMEX (France x Mexico) 🇲🇽

- You like to live the expensive life: Eating in gourmet restaurants, buying brand clothes, expensive trips with a five-star hotel stay. Or if you had money, you would love to live the expensive life. 

- You like fashion and architecture.

- Favorite Mexico period: The Porfiriato. If you´re mexican, you think that outside of the bad things, Porfirio Díaz made great contributions to the country, and his remains should return to Mexico.

- If you are mexican, you live in the capital, or/and you love to visit Mexico City downtown. 

- You like stories about characters who made the casanova to fall in love with them, or stories about the stalker gaining his crush´ heart. (Creepy...)

- If you like male Mexico, you like him to be a flirt and gallant. If you like female Mexico, you like her to be very femenine and dressing pretty outfits.

IF YOU LIKE 🇬🇧UKMEX (England x Mexico) 🇲🇽

- If you are from Hetalia, obviously you like tsundere characters. 

- You are fan of Harry Styles, Tom Hiddleston, Benedict Cumberbatch, Queen, the Beatles, David Bowie, Alan Rickman, or any other english celebrity. 

- You´re a big fan of gentlemen like Mr. Darcy from Pride and Prejudice or Mr. Rochester from Jane Eyre. In fact, you have readed a lot of books from that period and from that genre.

- You like black humor, wordplay and double entendre phrases. 

- You hate Spain and you think England would have been a better sugar daddy. (Why would you think that?)

- You think England would have been a better colonizer than Spain (Why would you think that?)

- If you´re from Hetalia, you like pirate England.

IF YOU LIKE 🇩🇪 GERMEX (Germany x Mexico) 🇲🇽

- If you´re from Hetalia you think Italy doesn´t deserve Germany. In other words: No GerIta.

- You like dogs, and you want to adopt Paco from Countryhumans.

- Favorite historical period: WWI and WWII.

- You are one of those who think the Zimmerman Telegram was a love confession letter from Germany to Mexico.

- You think England and United States are the worst for intervening on your OTP. 

- You like stories Romeo and Juliet´ type: Two people who are from opposite groups who fell in love with each other.

- Also if you´re from Hetalia, besides you like the Doitsu, you like his BDSM side. (Fifty Shades of Germany, coming soon to your nearby bookstore)

IF YOU LIKE 🇦🇹 AUSMEX (Austria x Mexico) 🇲🇽

- If you are mexican, you think Maximilian I of Mexico would have been better governor than Benito Juárez. 

- If you´re mexican, you think Mexico should have been an empire since it´s independence.

- You like stories about arranged marriages, or stories about a poor character who marries a rich one, like in telenovelas!

- If you are from Hetalia, probably you prefer PruHun (Prussia x Hungary).

IF YOU LIKE 🇮🇹 ITAMEX (Italy x Mexico) 🇲🇽

- Congratulations! You are 1000% unique and different. Oh, and you are alone in your fandom too.  Barely there´s someone who shares your ship. 

IF YOU LIKE 🇯🇵NIMEX (Japan x Mexico) 🇲🇽

- You´re mexican and you are 100% otaku.

- You are tired of Mexico being shipped just with europeans, latinos and north americans. Asians also deserve time y admiration.

- You love cats. (You may be also in the furry fandom)

- If some of the previously mentioned ships have this feature, with this one you confirm that you like complete opposite couples.

- You love long distance relationships.

- If you´re from Hetalia, you like Japan quiet, shy, inocente tiene la mirada… 🎵 🎵 🎵Le tomo la mano, y siente algo extraño … 🎵(Okay, i´ll stop singing)

IF YOU LIKE 🇨🇳 CHUMEX (China x Mexico) 🇲🇽

- You don´t like neither USAMex or RusMex. 

- Or maybe you like the Rusia x México x China love triangle. You can add USA, and now you have some kind of love square.

- You have seen the Chumel Torres on HBO videos, specially those that are titled: “Mexicanos al Grito de Trump” and “Latinos Enemigos”.

- You like the apps Wish and Tik Tok.

- Unlike those who ship FraMex, you prefer to save money by buying good, pretty and cheap things. You have bought in Miniso and in other Chinese low-cost variety stores.

- You like couples with a lot of age difference (If you are an Hetalia fan, you know what I mean). In other words: 🎵A mí me gustan mayores, de esos que se llaman señores … 🎵

- You prefer Huawei rather than Iphone.

IF YOU LIKE 🇰🇷 South Korea x Mexico 🇲🇽

- It is more likely that you came from Hetalia than Countryhumans, and you think Korea needs more recognition alongside China and Japan, even more when this character was censored from the anime.

- If you´re mexican, your ship started when: “Hermano coreano, ya eres mexicano”. (Korean bro, you are already mexican)

- You like K-Pop.

- You have seen videos of El Coreano and Coreano Vlogs on Youtube.

IF YOU LIKE 🇧🇷 BRAMEX (Brazil x Mexico) 🇲🇽, 🇦🇷 ARGMEX (Argentina x Mexico) 🇲🇽, 🇨🇱 CHIMEX (Chile x Mexico) 🇲🇽, 🇵🇪 MEXRU (Mexico x Peru) 🇲🇽, or ANY OTHER LATIN AMERICAN COUNTRY X MEXICO.

- IN GENERAL:

    - If you are from Hetalia, obviously you are from the Latin Hetalia fandom. If you are from Countryhumans, obviously you are mexican and/or latino.

    - Your favorite characters are without doubt the latinos, and you prefer that all stays in family. In fact, you don´t like to ship Mexico with first world countries, or you use these last ones to create love triangles, love squares, or any other love geometric figure. 

    - You like Mexico being the dom of the relationship.

- BRAMEX: If you are from Countryhumans, you are most likely to be a fan of @torakashu. You don´t like Argentina x Brazil, or maybe you like the Argentina x Brasil x México love triangle. You also ship Argentina with Chile.

- ARGMEX: You don´t like Argentina x Brazil, or maybe you like the Argentina x Brasil x México love triangle. You also ship Brazil with Uruguay.

- CHIMEX: You live with roomies. You love tsundere characters like those who ship UKMex, but maybe not too tsunderes. And people who don´t like your ship, you smack´em with your guitar! ( 😁)

- MEXRU: If the people who ship RusMex like lil adorable Mexico, you think that Peru (who is even more short sized) is the most mega super 1000% kawaii thing in the universe. Probably you also like the Rusia x Peru x USA x Mexico love square.

IF YOU LIKE 🇺🇦 UKRAMEX (Ukraine x Mexico) 🇲🇽 or 🇧🇾 BELMEX (Belarus x Mexico) 🇲🇽

- Your favorite historical event: the Cold War.

- You think that RusMex is very overrated, and similar to the CanMex case, you think Russia siblings are better suitors.

- You don´t care to ship countries which do not share a lot of history and interactions compared to others.

- If you are from Hetalia you are a Belarus fan,and you ignore or hate her canon personality in the manga and the anime. 

IF YOU LIKE 🇳🇱 NEDMEX (Netherlands x Mexico) 🇲🇽

- You are from the Hetalia fandom, without doubt. 

- Favorite Mexico Historical Period: The New Spain Colonial era.

- You like mysterious guys and with aura of "bad boy" but romantic on the inside.

- Eh… you like tulipans???

IF YOU LIKE 🇵🇭Phillippines x Mexico 🇲🇽

- Favorite Mexico Historical Period: The New Spain Colonial era.

- More probably you are from Hetalia than Countryhumans. 

- You like dom Mexico.

- Is probably that you ship, both Phillippines and Mexico, with other countries, since this two have their own harems.

IF YOU LIKE PRUMEX (Prussia x Mexico) 🇲🇽,  🇵🇹 Portugal x Mexico 🇲🇽,  Scotland x Mexico 🇲🇽

- You are an Hetalia fan.

- PRUMEX: You don´t like GerMex.

- PORTUGAL X MEXICO: You don´t like SpaMex.

- SCOTLAND X MEXICO: You don´t like neither UKMex or USAMex.

- IN GENERAL: You don´t like popular Mexico ships, and you prefer to ship Mexico with the siblings of the popular countries. 

IF YOU LIKE 🇲🇽Mexico x Any other country which is not on this post 🌎

You like random ships, you are unique and different, or you simply are a mexican who has visited or likes certain country. 

IF YOU LIKE 🇲🇽 Mexico x Mexico 🇲🇽

- You are a 100% patriot mexican.

- You like the North, South, and even Central, Mexico OC´s. 

IF YOU LIKE 🌎THE MEXICO HAREM (Everyone x Mexico) 🇲🇽

- You are mexican without doubt.

- You like submissive Mexico, or you like the flirty Mexico OC´s. 

- You think Mexico is the best country in the world and everybody should know it. 

- You get excited everytime a foreigner speaks well about your country. You often read the news about Mexico and it´s negotiations and agreements with the other countries.

- You have thoroughly investigated the history of Mexico and its relations with other countries. You've watched the YouTube channels of MainWatchers, Yolo Camotes and The Nopal Times Tops

- You are studying or you are interested on the next careers: International relations, History and Languages. 

- If you´re a fan of Hetalia, you like all the male characters and you fantasize about them. 

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We finish! If you like it and you had fun with it, I invite you to reblog it with this emoji: 💟. We also invite you to reblog it so you can share it with more fans :) 

I still have a lot of work and it seems it will get more hard, but I´ll do my best to keep active. Without anything more to say, see you all on the next post. 

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Mun & Friend talking about countryhumans 01

WARNING!! THIS IS A REALLY LONG POST

The full post will be under the read more. and it has been copy/pasted (with the friend’s consent) almost exactly how it was in the chat thing we were using.

(For reference, M = me F = friend)

M: i recently got dragged into sanother fandom of sorts F: Oh? M: yea M: countryhumans is the fandom i kinda fell into recently it's like someone fused hetalia & countryballs/polandball they don't sugarcoat the history eaither tho im s bit concerned on the matter of one ship in the fandom that a lot of the ppl apparently like F: Oh? M: yea F: What ship? M: USSR x Third Reich aka USSR x Nazi Germant *germany F: ....why? M: idk bc in irl history they were allies? i gues??? tho personally i dont see that ship actually working out. At best they'd get along like a house on fire. F: No??? They weren’t allies M: my brain made me logically think about how that ship would like work and i hate my brain now there was a nonaggression pact and they both took over poland as allies that changed in june 1941 when nazi germany brok the nonaggression pact by invading F: Ah oks. I didn’t know that M: cool also like, i dont get y the fandom sees that ship as a rly fluff/healthy/functional relationship at best the two'd prob get along like a house on fire and that's if the romantic feelings were for both sides which they prob wouldn't b realistically and taking history into account, i can make the logical conclution that third reich is a violent niceguy^tm F: Really? M: the whole breaking the nonaggression pact thing it was a pretty sweet gig for when the two were allies so, logically, if only one side had romantic attraction and the other only saw it as a coworker sort of relationship, and the one who had the romantic feelings happened to be a violent nicrguy^tm well i think that you can get what im getting at here F: Yeah I think I can

[[we both kinda veer off topic for a bit]]

M: also like, a good deal of the fandom somehow unconciously aggrees that USSR got mcfukin thanos snapped but i mean, the irl ussr did kinda fall aprt so it's not THAT far off historically speaking

[[we sorta go off topic for a little bit]]

M: did you know that some people have made a RusAme ship child F: Really? M: just like, im baffled bc of how that would be bilogically possible and yes F: How??? M: like do new countryhumans just pop into existance or is it a sexual reproduction thing bc i sure af dont know mayb its a combination idrk F: maybe it was a new country? M: no it was def a ship child design uncreative name tho F: wtf M: the person literally just named them the ship name F: what's the name? M: Rusame F: really?? M: the person named it the name of the ship yea F: that's lazy as fuck M: yea i know there's a fukin fantasy country name generator y not use that F: that is true why not use that? M: mayb the person didnt kno about it or mayb they wanted to make it clear that it was a actual ship child idk F: or maybe they got lazy M: true F: i still question how that works M: same honestly it's gonna keep me up tonight never thought that i'd be staring at the ceiling for a hour trying to figure out how countryhumans have kids like... do they fuck? or...? F: i'm sticking with the theory that a new country was formed that was the equivalent of sex M: well since there really isnt any canon that i can think of in regards to that theory, you can see it that way i'm thinking that it's a combination of actual fucking and the new country just sorta popping into existance F: i could see that M: must b p awkward for the ones fucking tho lol just doin the thing an then suddenly a child just pops into existance ll *lol F: Lol thats true M: but also, since the fandom subconciously aggreess that russia is ussr's son that means that ussr cannonly fucks and i... dont know what to do with that information F: my question is who did ussr fuck to get russia? M: idk prob not third reich tho F: that's true did...did it fuck itself? M: i dont think so?? thats not how sexual reproduction works that may work in asexual reproduction maybe, but not sexual reproduction F: but what country can do that with the ussr and have russia? M: idk also i cant beilive that were actually talking about this F: how countries can fuck i can't either M: wait a lot of the fandom sees uk & france as america's parents thEY FUCKED F: i think it was an orgy cause spain and dutch M: ok true oml that's sorta historically accurate *wheezing with laughter* F: i mean it's not that far off M: yea true  but there's also canada & australia to think about too bc the fandom kinda sees them & usa as sibs so : ) F: wait i'm just thinking of all the states that were under other countries rule and just became states for america does that mean they became america's sex slaves? M: adopoted children or sibs E W NO im thinking they're either nonexistant or just sorta adopted sibs or something i mean usa & uk did kinda have a falling out in history F: that's true. and amarica did take a lot from britain M: usa had a teenage rebellion that caused the two to kinda dislike eachother p heavily also like, some ppl see some other countries as ussr's kids as well, and my reasearch showed that saud countries that those saw as ussrs kida were some of the ones that made up the ussr irl so in the ch verse ussr has fucked multiple times and i... dont know what to do w/ that information... F: i wonder if the roman empire is a person in this world too M: mayb they're prob like dead but mayb also apparently the irl ussr was made up of 15 diff countries ch ussr fucks and prob woulve continoed to fuck if he didn't get mcfukin thanos snapped F: lmao M: also like i kinda feel sorry for the dude he had 15 kids 15 F: he probably didn't get any sleep like at all M: lol yea constantly shows p late w/ tsarbucks (als no that is not a typo it's a pun lmao) F: lol

[will-pilled]

What the fuck is a proshipper?

[redvvodka]

maybe... consider clothing swap? like america and germany swap clothes or something? awegehwg i dont know but i hope that helps. ;') love u vrother

this quickly turned into Germany x America as soon as I started I am sO SORRY--

[redvvodka]

Germany with his tall af stars and stripes boyfriend

YEAH....

[snowshinefivez5]

War

This speaks for itself don't it?The Countries got corrupted by these powers that planned to take over the world. America wished to remain an isolationist country and in cost of that millions of lives were lost. UNTIL they finally stepped up at the attack at Pearl Harbor. Who would have guessed our country would have so much of an impact to ending a war?

[another-mexico-oc]

The most used Mexico´ cliches in fanfiction and comics (And surely this can apply to any other OC)

Traducción en Español: AQUÍ

DISCLAIMER:

This post DOES NOT intend to throw shit and attack specific authors or their work, so out of respect we will not mention names. If you have read my other posts you will know that this only has the purpose of entertaining and to give a personal opinion.

Also, this does not intend to be a manual or guide on how to write a good comic or fanfic. It is only a compilation of repetitive elements found throughout these works.

Now, let's continue ...

Hi! How are you doing? I hope you are safe at home, and in case you have to go outside take your precautions.  

I have been in Hetalia's fandom for more than a year, and the Countryhumans' less than a year, and both my cousin and I have seen and read enough material from Mexico's OCs, enough to compile in a list the most popular cliches when reading a fanfic or comic which involves this character. As I said at the beginning, this is not a guide of what to do and what not, but we invite creators to find new ways to tell the same stories (or even new ones) differently and to not fall into the predictable.

( Perhaps it is because in my university career one of my teachers was very demanding with coherent scripts and stories, and that she tended to review them 10 times before giving the approval, that I became very demanding with the creation of stories and characters. But that's my personal issue! )

Sarcastically, this should be called "The clichés that cannot be miss for your Mexico´ story" :

1. The Mexico´OC was created ONLY to be the love interest of another character (the author's favorite):

In the same way, the author´ comics and fanfics will be of the romantic genre, and it will involve his favorite ship (or his various ships if he/she is a multi-shipper). Making a brief conclusion, there are few works in which Mexico stands out as a character, without having the love interest, or the famous harem, as the main plot.

And if you were curious, here is a chart that shows the most used ships in the Hetalia´ case, although in 2020 it may have slight changes:

(Denmark and Norway?! I have never found any fic about them being paired with Mexico)

2. María Sue and Gary Estuardo:

More cliché this could not be. Even when I´m mexican myself, I realize that the representation of my country has received the Mary Sue treatment by the fandom, both in Hetalia and in Countryhumas, and mostly by the latino and mexican community. I already talked about this HERE, but I'll summarize it:

Regardless of whether Mexico is a man or a woman:

- They will be the center of the universe, all the characters will kiss the ground they step on, they will be the most cute person in the world, without flaws, and their greatest virtue will be his or her ethereal beauty that will make everyone to fall in love with them, with just an eye blink.

- It´s never their fault and they will never face the consequences of their actions, e.g. causing WW3. What's even more, he or she is just a poor victim of the evil countries that want to take advantage of his/her territory.

- Having got laid or dating half of the world will not cause them serious consequences or a negative reputation.

- Personality? Oh my, that´s very complicated to write, instead I will narrate how my female Mexico arrived at the restaurant with a dress that highlighted her feminine attributes and how her long and abundant hair made more than one person to sigh; Or how my male Mexico wore tight pants that showed his perfect toned legs, and that when he smiled he made blush every country.

If it was a parody, I'd accept Mexico to be a Mary Sue or a Gary Stu. But usually the authors want you to take the story and the character seriously. So... nope.

3. Plots taken from soap operas, or telenovelas:

Believe it or not, there are authors who have admitted that their Mexico´ fanfics are based on mexican telenovelas. And the worst thing is that telenovelas have the most cliche stories in the world! Think about it, you have a good and humble, but kind of dumb person, who in this case is going to be Mexico, who falls in love with a handsome and rich person, who will obviously be a first world country, but there is someone who wants to finish their romance. You also have forced marriages, fights, misunderstandings, slaps, super dramatic scenes, passionate scenes, cheesy titles...

Mix all this elements together, and you will get:

For comedy purpose, we will be using my OC)

4. The fanfic or comic always, ALWAYS, has to start with a world meeting:

I propose a challenge for you and your friends. Gather together and search for Mexico fanfics, no matter the fandom where you all came from. Take a shot, or put a coin in a jar, for every time the first chapter begins at a meeting.

And almost always it is here where the author builds the romantic story, examples:

“It was a normal day in the boardroom, everyone was arguing while Germany (United Nations if it is a Countryhumans fic) tried in vain to put order and discipline. Only a nation was waiting for a certain person with brown skin and delicate features, to enter through that great door… ”

“Suddenly, a brown skin girl with black and curly hair (Seriously guys, where did you got the idea your average mexican girl has natural curly hair?!) entered the room, and the entire room went silent. Everyone who was there had something to do with that young lady, and seeing her there, turned into a full woman, left them stunned. She was gorgeous.”

Another cliché, but this one can be in any story, is: "Realizing that it was getting late, he got up, took off his pajamas, groomed, combed his hair, and put on his yellow shirt with his ...". There are several ways to start the story without the famous world meeting and the character's morning routine.

5. The harem and love triangles (or any other geometric shape):

This cliché could not be missing either. There are a lot of Mexico x TheWorld´ fanfics. As I said before, I am not against the shipping and the harem of Mexico, each one is free to ship whatever they like, as long as there is respect between the community.

But even when an author wants to focus on a single couple, let's take for example Canada x Mexico, he necesarily has to include USAMex and RusMex as secondary couples, and at some point it gets exhausting and reforces the Mary Sue treatment. It seems that for many authors, Mexico's international relations automatically translate into a “romantic relationship”, and not into a friends or business partners one.

And also, the construction of the relationship it feels sometimes very empty. The author doesn't give time to show how they become a couple or how they found the chemistry in the other. In the third chapter they are already making out!

6. The toxicity:

Oh yeah.

I don't blame this clichá, my cousin and I concluded that healthy relationships are rare in Hetalia and Countryhumans. Practically all countries have one or two flaws that at first sight makes them look toxic. And in Mexico's fanfics and comics, particularly those involving USAMex, the character gets involved in a possessive and codependent relationship.

If Mexico is not a dominant male or a femme fatale, it will be a submissive character who will allow all kinds of abuse. Or in each chapter he or she will doubt about his/her relationship, and will make their partner jealous.

To write a healthy relationship, you must work on the characters' strengths and make them both face their flaws, but instead, the authors take these flaws and make them the basis of the relationship.

7. The party´ chapter in which things get ... heavily crazy:

Okay, so we have our first chapter at the world meeting, where we establish the main couple. Now what we need is the stage for the lovebirds to confess their love ... while being drunk. In many works we will find the countries gathered at a party (usually a Latino party), and the author will narrate all the crazy events that occur, including how Mexico and his sweetheart, will confess their feelings after having taken a few bottles, and sometimes this gets to ...

8. The chapter (or chapters) + 18

This is almost a requirement for many fanfic´ writers, and is always written in the same way. The author will narrate you in detail from the moment they begin to undress until the climax moment.

9. Spain will never stop calling Mexico "New Spain", despite the fact that more than 200 years have passed since the country's independence and its recognition:

And in the case of Hetalia, Mexico must have the same last name as Spain: Hernández Carriedo. Yes, in the same way that United States last name is not Jones, but Kirkland, like its ex-colonizer England; or that Belarus last name is Braginski as his brother Russia, and not Arlovskaya.

Also, although Spain continues to call Mexico "New Spain", he will never call Argentina "Rio de la Plata" or Colombia "New Granada". Similarly, England and France will never call America and Canada "13 Colonies" and "New France" respectively. It seems to be something exclusive for Spain and Mexico.

10. Repetitive references and jokes, or lack of knowledge about the country.

Paco the chihuahua dog, Mexico and Sudamericans fighting over the avocado´s name, Mexico having flashbacks of his/her past with the Aztec Empire and with the USA when they were colonies, Mexico complaining about his/her rulers and corruption within the country, Mexico crying over Texas, Mexico demonstrating his/her beautiful culture to other countries …

Not to mention when someone makes an Mexico OC and his knowledge of the country is very basic: tacos, sombreros, Day of the Dead, always hot climate, the wall issue with America, Aztec and Maya as the only ancestors of Mexico, Texas, burritos... Sorry if I sound rude but, those people need to read and investigate more, and watch less movies where Mexico has that yellow filter.

11. Bad translations

Okay, this is something exclusive of the spanish speaking fandom, but I´ll tell you what´s their issue.

Some author had the brilliant idea to make the dialogues of the countries in their respective languages, followed by placing the Spanish translation in parentheses, and from there many followed suit. The problem is when you notice that they don´t speak or understand the language, and instead they use the Google translator, obtaining results like this:

There have been several occasions when I am reading America and England´ dialogues, and it makes me want to write in the comment section: “DON´T USE THE GOOGLE TRANSLATOR! ” I wouldn´t know what to say from the rest of the countries, since my French is very basic,and I have hardly learned one phrase from the others languages.

My advise for these authors is to find a person who is fluent in the language and who can help them with the dialogues. Or even better, try to avoid this cliché, because at the end of the day people will only read the translation, and it is already implied that each country speaks in its respective language. Also doing this is very pretentious.

The less you can do is to add in the dialogues well know words, like adiós, hola, bonjour, ciao...

12. Changing the canon personalities. Or worse: turn a loved character into a villain.

I already said this HERE too. Basically, for the author to make his Mexico an empathic character and to make other countries to fall in love with him or her, they must conveniently change their canon personalities. This applies more in Hetalia than in Countryhumans, since this last one belongs to the community and nobody can establish what is canon and what is not. On the other hand, in Hetalia the characters already have their own personalities, and neither plays the role of villain. And there is a big difference between being an antagonist or a villain, but I´ll let you to investigate it yourself.  

This cliché is closely related to the Mary Sue treatment, because if I want readers to empathize with Mexico, I must turn another character into an evil person who is going to put him through hardships. And normally this character is the United States or America, whatever you call him.

If I want Russia or Germany to fall in love with Mexico, I must rewrite their characters and throw out the unstable part of Russia, and Germany's little experience regarding romantic relationships, just to make them the most romantic and sentimental people in the world.

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There you have it! I think I already roasted 80% of Mexico fanfiction and fanart, but is not like they are going to dissapear with this post. On the good side, for every time I cringed reading some of these works, I have saved a good amount money, you must try it. I should try an aside blog where I criticize bad fanfiction... But at the moment, that´s all for today! See ya!

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(Sorry, this was too heartbreaking for me to not write something about it)

Could they have predicted this? Maybe. Once this war started, they knew one of them would win and the other one would lose and perish in their own bloody chaos. This was the game of war after all: the end would always be predictable. It would always end with one of the opponents dying. They just never expected them getting involved in this last battle between their fathers. But here they were. Germany with Third Reich holding a gun against his head and Russia struggling and screaming to get out of USSR‘s grip. After Japan bombed Pearl Harbor, USA decided it was time to get involved. As much as he wished to stay uninvolved, after this incident he had to chose a side and his side should be against Japan‘s Allies. This had to end. Now. The third Reich should fall, even if it meant he would drag whole Germany with him.

„You didn‘t think i‘d go this far, eh? I am not going down without my land!“ ,Third Reich said with a dirty grin, pressing the gun harder against Germany‘s temple, who couldn‘t fight the tears anymore, he didn‘t want to die. Not after he finally came together with Russia. His whole body felt like frozen with fear, but he could not scream, he wouldn‘t give Reich that. So he just clenched his teeth and hoped that this would help him to focus and to remain calm. Well, at least as calm as he could be, while Russia screamed with no end.

„LET HIM GO YOU FUCKING BASTARD! PULL THIS TRIGGER AND I‘LL TEAR YOU APART! LIMP BY LIMP!“ Even tho Russia was sprouting with determination, he couldn‘t help but be fucking terrified inside. Terrified about him, who he cared so much for. Him, who he planned on seeing every morning, when he woke up beside him. He who he wanted to snuggle every night. He, who he was now about to lose again.

„Calm son...“ ,said USSR, while holding Russia in his tight grip. Even tho he saw the pain his son was currently in, he couldn‘t help but have a dirty grin on his face, happy that this war would finally end. „SHUT UP YOU STUPID FUCK! How can you do this? He didn‘t do anything. Help him!!!“

„I won‘t risk getting Reich away just because of your crush. You will get over him“

„FUCK YOU! He isn‘t my crush, he is my boyfriend! Now let him go!“ ,now it was his turn to cry. He didn‘t want to, he needed to be strong, for his Germany. But it was no use, the fear was stronger than his pride.

Even tho America was not showing it, he was just as stressed out as the two young countries. This should have ended with Third Reich getting what he deserved. Not with him dragging his country with him. Reich spoke up:

„Genug. Let me go, and I will let him go. But if you don‘t, it‘s over once again for little Germany“

„HE IS YOUR SON! How can you do that?!“

Unimpressed by Russia‘s argument, he continued. „Well....?“

„Father please! Help him!“ ,cried Russia, his courage slowly failing him.

Germany opened one eye, he looked at Russia and tried to smile. „It‘s okay...... сокровище.“ Germany had tried his best to learn a bit russian for his boyfriend over the last days. And even tho he forgot most of it again, he still remembered that one Nickname for him. “....I probably deserve this. I did nothing to stop him. Pretended like I never knew what he was doing, when In fact: I knew it all the time. All his crimes... and I did nothing. .... Looks like I finally gonna pay now.”

To this words, Russia knew nothing to say in return. He was just so shocked.

Everyone was. But with that statement, USSR had no problem with shaking his head, to decline Third Reichs offer.

But Russia didn’t see that. He could only see how Germany lowered his head, slowly accepting his fate. Giving him one last smile. “Ich lie...” a loud bang interrupted Germany’s last words, as his blood sputtered on Russia’s face. Lifeless, the body collapsed and America took the chance to shoot Third Reich directly in the head. Like he did with his son just seconds ago.

And Then... there was silence. Until Russia couldn’t help but scream. Not like before. The scream that now left his throat was... in one word: Horrifying and beyond description. The first scream wasn’t like the screams that followed, that were filled with anger, grief and sadness. No. The first scream was full of panic.

His boyfriend was laying there, bleeding out of a hole in his head, next to his father who killed his own son, starring at him with white eyes. How could it have come to this...? Why did this have to happen?

Why wouldn’t they have saved him? And most important: Why did he still hear Germany’s voice...?

“Russia! Wake up!” With a scream, Russia sat up in their bed, hyperventilating and panicked looking around. “WHA...? H...?” He felt two hands cupping his face and two white eyes, filled full of life and fear for his partner, looking at him. “сокровище, what’s wrong? Breathe...”

Russia stared at Germany. Alive Germany. Alive Germany and with no gun against his head. Within seconds, he threw himself against his partner. Throwing his arms against the thin body, sobbing relieved in his shoulder. He was there. He was alive. His Germany was alive and hugging him back. “Shhh.... it’s alright” ,Germany said while caressing Russia’s back. He started to hum Russia’s favorite lullaby to calm him down. The soft melody of Bayushki Bayu succeeded to calm Russia down. He looked up at his partner, giving him a soft kiss. Russia learned a bit German for him as well, so he looked up, leaving out a relieved sigh. “Gott sei dank....”

War

This speaks for itself don’t it?The Countries got corrupted by these powers that planned to take over the world. America wished to remain an isolationist country and in cost of that millions of lives were lost. UNTIL they finally stepped up at the attack at Pearl Harbor. Who would have guessed our country would have so much of an impact to ending a war?

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AHHHH guys look at this! Look at all of this! She is so talented oh my god >< this ship is so god damn cute

Illenium Feel Good Illenium Feel Good

This song is so cute I couldn’t help myself from making something with these two. I put a video at the end so yall can hear and see ^^.