#Could not be me
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"Its so hard picking between X and Y ships!"
You pick between ships?? You only ship one ship per character?? You limit yourself on ships??
#myfandomrealitea#sephiroth speaks#fandom#not discourse#ships#shipping#profic#proship#could not be me#its like going to a buffet and only drinking water#that man will have 2944854 boyfriends and you can't stop me
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"There's no platonic explanation for this" just admit that you're a bad friend already
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one thing i respect about evan buckley is that he will not let awkwardness stop him. he will not hide his head in shame; he will power through and be even MORE awkward
#911#could not be me#if i said even half the shit he did on that date i would go drown myself in the bathroom sink
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tim has to figure out what to do with hair once he stops gelling it
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[transcript of captions below]:
main image, left to right, top to bottom:
yellow: research duty because he injured his arm
green: Dick didn't believe him, but Tim was right
red: watching Dick flirt with Babs
blue: finally had the time
pink: put it together as he was about to fall asleep
purple: long patrol
dick and tim:
above tim: didn't have time to style his hair
below dick: ran his fingers through it and that's it
#sart#tim drake#dick grayson#dc#shoutout to my friend who styled her bangs every morning#could not be me#tbh i dont even know how to use a straightener#been trying to draw on grey canvases coz apparently its better for my eyes
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Hello hermitcraft/empires/life series fan. Yes you. Hi
If you have a character playlist for any of the members of any of those aforementioned series (which lets be honest you do) whats one song you think really fits that character and can you tell me about it?
#hermitcraft#life series#empires smp#i’m not tagging all of the members that would take forever.#this is an invitation to yap#please do#i’m definitely not gonna steal these songs for my playlists noooo#could not be me#well I could tag all the members…#lets see how this goes#cubfan135#docm77#ethoslab#falsesymmetry#geminitay#goodtimeswithscar#grian#ijevin#impulsesv#joe hills#keralis#mumbo jumbo#pearlescentmoon#rendog#skizzleman#joel smallishbeans#tangotek#vintagebeef#xiumavoid#THERES A TAG LIMIT???
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I just had a Snickers. [x]
#that's a lot of penance for a candy bar#could not be me#let me do my laundry on your abs!#glen powell#*
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just had to explain the dsmp to someone who had never heard of it before because they sent me a clip from tommyinnit and jack manifold’s new podcast without knowing who they were. i took instant psychic damage and i think it shaved about ten years off my lifespan
#dsmp#tommyinnit#location:#the trenches#dream smp#jack manifold#shut up i’m talking podcast#fucking crazy#imagine not having three to four years of your life taken up by minecraft roleplayers#and then having 60 percent of said roleplayers to be exposed as awful people#could not be me#unfortunately
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Another silly comic I’ve made 🥀
Hehe sans head looks like an egg 🥚
#undertale#undertale au#underfell#underfell asgore#fell sans#asgore really said sans is an egghead#naaahh imagine getting laughed at by the king#could NOT be me#betchu sans tells a completely different story#how he nearly DIED#lmao#he’s being dramatic
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My sense of humor is so broken. Zayne in just a towel working diligently while an epic BGM is playing and man is unfazed....
#love and deepspace#love and deepspace zayne#lnds shenanigans#videos#could not be me#i am conjuring up a story to go with this music lbr
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imagine having beef with this robot and their ET shaped head
#ultrakill#ultrakill fanart#ultrakill v1#v1 ultrakill#v1#fanart#my art#radio's art#artists on tumblr#could not be me#fuck you im not doing lineart#warmup kinda
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Y’all ever read a fic and realize that the author hates Kara? Like just truly, deeply hates her.
#the amount of fics i read that write Kara as if she’s a burden one must endure for the pleasure of Supercorp#like?????#could not be me
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What is with these boys not embracing the sugar baby life their beautiful boyfriends offer them?
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BENJAMIN BRATT as CLIFF LEGRAND ↳ POKER FACE (2023–)
#pokerfaceedit#poker face 2023#cliff legrand#benjamin bratt#dilfedit#dilfgifs#mancandykings#tvactorsdaily#mocedit#pocedit#originals#long post#consistent colouring WHO#could not be me#oh uh#flashing cw#guns cw#poker face
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does the official cast recording live rent free in your brain or are you like… normal or whatever
#could not be me#dropout#dropout tv#game changer#welcome to mountport#the official cast recording#jess mckenna#zach reino#zeke nicholson
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Sometimes I think about that dramatic scene in National Treasure where Abigail is in danger of plummeting to her death and she and Ben both look and realize the Declaration of Independence is also about to fall down the abyss so Ben drops her (onto a ledge) to go get the Declaration and I’m like… this movie slaps but being in a situation like this requires a level of patriotism I have never had and will never have
#let’s be real if I were anyone in this movie I would be Ian (minus the attempted murder)#you see he can also look for the treasure and be practically on par with Ben’s team because he’s smart and good at this#but — crucially!! — HE’S A BRIT#he doesn’t give a toss about the declaration of independence#if there’s a map on the back we’re gonna steal it and find the clues#while Ben steals it just to protect it from Ian#could not be me#elly's posts#national treasure#I don’t even know why I’m saying this#good night lol
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