#Coran Smythe

[phoenixyfriend]

Coran Headcanons

DISCLAIMER: this post was written in March of 2017, which was after season 2, but before Season 3 aired. I do not remember where all it was going. Everything under the cut is from then, and has not been edited, which also means it does not mention, reference, or try to stay in line with anything from Season 3 and onward. It was part of a larger set of headcanon posts, and you can see where the other six were supposed to be linked at bottom, but I cannot be assed to go hunting down my own stupid Votlron posts from over seven years ago, so... whatever.

Once bought something with a relatively high level of capsaicin and gave it to Hunk along with a bunch of other ingredients. Warned Hunk that it was extremely poisonous and only to be used in minuscule doses, explained which chemical it was that made it poisonous to most species, and how high the quantity in the vegetable was (less than a quarter of a milliliter, but still dangerous) and then screamed when Hunk dared Lance to eat one whole.

Coran, please stop screaming about how he’s going to die. He’s fine. He ate a Carolina Reaper that one time hE’S FINE.

Coran then watched in horror as EVERYONE tried the capsaicin-rich food, except Allura. Nobody handled it as well as Lance (who kept munching on them like candy), but Shiro came close. Pidge started crying. So did Keith

Has started carefully double-checking everything Hunk cooks just to make sure it’s not going to kill anyone, because Coran’s food may taste awful, but at least it’s safe. Hunk’s tastes great but Coran is entirely convinced it’s going to kill him by accident because Hunk doesn’t know what Alteans consider poisonous.

“You imbibe ethanol for fun?”

Shiro takes a long sip of his Irish coffee in shame.

“It’s a common thing back home.”

Does not realize that the humans would consider Altea a Death World. Altea is Space Australia and Coran doesn’t have a fucking clue.

If he ever got mind-controlled into attacking the paladins somehow, he’d be the fucking Terminator, and it would be terrifying.

(Lance) (Hunk) (Keith) (Pidge) (Shiro) (Allura)

[vampireopossum]

“the only man in the galaxy more gorgeous and genius than me… is you.”

“slick, i’d have to agree. but with a mustache like yours, you make for a close second.”

[imjustheretoseetheprivateblogs]

OK, Allura fans, I need help...

I'm looking for a piece of fan art on this website of Allura as queen of Altea, as an alternate ending for her in season 8. It wasn't an edit, and it had Coran and Romelle in the background.

[alienboy51]

coran really was the only constant of voltron. throughout the series he was just. a perfect man. he was a static character but it didn't matter, he is literally the best part about the series and that is coming from someone who has a horrible horrible obsession with lance.

[kotynvoltronnnnnnn]

Okay soooo I may be obsessed with this style now I’m sry I’m very very sry

[pidges-lost-robot]

The joke in voltron where pidge asks the team what they're thinking about and Shiro responds Zarkon and Hunk responds calzones but instead of just being "Hey does it have to be about zarkon all the time" it veers into sincere territory where Hunk explains that he misses Earth food, that making replications is nice but it's like if you had a particular version of a food you liked in a store and it feels like it's not the same no matter how close they are in taste.

And then the team list various foods they miss, with Coran and Allura talking about the foods they now miss but veers in jokes again when one of the Paladins inevitably lists something so profoundly atrocious that everyone turns to them and is like "wtf are you talking about omg get your brain checked weirdo" (my bet is on shiro he probably likes a combo that shouldn't go together) and the episode ends on them all laughing at that paladin and joking together

[mushed-kid]

voltron as textposts etc. 25

(okay yeah i did need that picture for a textpost shut up⁉️)

[mothmanavenue]

family photo

[torveiglyart]

Part 22: The Manic Coranic

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[phoenixyfriend]

EDIT: I drafted this in 2019 and do not remember MOST of these but some of you might still enjoy this lmao:

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Some highlights:

Platonic Lotura in a political marriage in a parody of high fantasy

Latte rival mascots, featuring Hidgeith and Allura/Zethrid

Literally every piece of ridiculous bullshit behind Kinkverse

And Hogwarts Reincarnation AU, a derivative of Kinkverse

Kidge+Allurance figure skating AU

Lotor and Allura as peoples shoulder devil and angel

All the ones that have actually gotten to the point of being written, like:

Girl Genius AU

Dance/Furry Art Modern AU

Y’all should ask me more about my Voltron AUs, because I have a lot of ridiculously silly ones for various ships and scenarios.

[earthravenclaw]

[badsongpetey]

Team Voltron Monsters & Mana redesigns all together, I want an ep with them now

[kotynvoltronnnnnnn]

Don’t kick me from the fandom🫣

[fandomination666-blog]

Idk if anyone has said this before, but what is Coran's reaction to the existence of the appendix?

Like imagine one day somebody (prolly lance) gets stabbed/shot or whatever right in that spot.

And Coran is panicking because oh my days an entire organ of your body was destroyed and somehow the pod DIDNT RESTORE IT????

Cut scene to all humans laughing hysterically (yes even shiro) as they try to explain to their altean friends that humans have MULTIPLE unnecessary organs.

Pidge sitting there with a scanner up to Lance's body like:

Yeah so that's the appendix, or was at least

That's the gallbladder, don't need that either

Those are tonsils. What were they for again?

Oh yeah wisdom teeth, they're just extra.

OH THE TAILBONE HOW COULD I FORGET

And the alteans are just *shocked pikachu*

[mushed-kid]

voltron as textposts etc. 50

(fifty wow thats a lot. get a hobby)

[alienboy51]

coran is ATTRACTIVE and i'm TIRED of pretending he's not