i got the chocolate egg again n based on my research the amount of cookies it gives you is uhh i think 5% of bank? so time to use this is defo tomorrow after work when i've got my overnight cookies so for now it'll just sit there and taunt me ig...
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are you even particularly passionate about cookies or did this just happen
serendipitously i genuinely love cookies and all baked goods a lot which makes the content research process very enjoyable
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Cookie clicker ass website
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friend said "im on some kinda wave tonight" and sent this screenshot that is obliterating my attention span
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underrated tumblr celeb: cookie clicker guy
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HELLLLP
HELP MEEEEE
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Since I already have the cookie dough on hand from the plain cookie, I'll go ahead and knock out a couple of the later cookie upgrades now. Today's cookie is the one chip cookie. Again, this is just removing the chocolate chips from some Pillsbury premade dough, although this time with a singular chip placed on top.
Here's my one chip cookie:
To the surprise of absolutely nobody, these taste exactly the same as plain cookies. Good but plain. You might assume that means they get the same score, but I find having one singular chocolate chip on top of a cookie so hilarious that I'm awarding an extra point.
5/5
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I am here outside your bakery. What have you done?
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I just discovered that, at the time of this posting, I apparently have the seventh-largest number of logged hours in the Steam edition of Cookie Clicker in the entire world.
I'm not sure if that's an accomplishment, per se, but it's definitely a something.
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my petty pet peeve is when people call games rpg maker horror games when they are not, so I made a chart. only two of these are reasonable I believe!
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Cookie Clicker 10th Birthday art!!
I rushed over this one. pretty good game if you ask me
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hey tumblypoos today is Cookie Clicker's 11th BIRTHDAY so here's some quick news
Cookie Clicker's ad-less version for Android is currently 80% off (that's around 1 buck or equivalent in your local currency) for the next 3 days! (the version with ads is still free as always!)
i am currently focusing on the dungeons minigame! this is a big one so it may take a while longer but i'd really like for it to feature in the next major desktop update. i'll post some new screenshots once i've got enough cool stuff to show off!
i've also been working on a number of non-Cookie Clicker things; i'll be posting about those more as well once they start taking shape! it's been a while since i've released something completely new so i'm very excited!
oh yeah i'm baking cookies this year too. i think i'm gonna make this a tradition
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My dealer: Got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “cookie clicker”🍪👆. You’ll be zonked outta your gourd. 💯
Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.
5 minutes later: I gotta invest in my Antimatter Condensers in order to maximize cookie production
My buddy the News Reporter, pacing: The grandmas are lying to us
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Artfight against @ejsuperstar ft. The Mad King and Chip. They're both so evil. I hope they have the most extravagant downfall of any onscreen villain.
This interaction is based on a little fic writing >:)
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