#Contractor

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Long Island Contractors Humorously Construct a Gingerbread House Using Tools of Their Trade

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Oh Way Down We Go

An Alastor x Host!Reader that is set in the early days of their contract making, set while reader is in college

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“The fucking audacity! I swear if there is even a God- somewhere! Anywhere!” she shouted and screamed, her hands holding tight onto the bars, “Get me out of here!” she continued to yell out in her jail cell.

“Shut up already!” the police officer just outside her cell barked back, having had enough of her tantrums.

“I don’t even know what the hell happened and why I am here! Just let me go!”

“Not until your papers have been processed missy!”

And with a sigh of exasperation, she hit her head against the bars, “great,” she wallowed out, “now my future is ruined.”

“It’s your own fault for being at the crime scene and not cooperating!”

“But I didn’t do anything! I don’t remember anything,” she continued to bang her head on the bars a couple more times before giving up and heading over to the semi clean corner of the jail cell that did not smell or stink of piss. Leaning her back against the wall, and sliding down to sit on the floor in exasperation.

She wasn’t sure how long she had stayed there, could’ve been minutes or hours, people passing by giving her smug looks as if she was the guilty one and she wasn’t getting away with it. All she knew is that this situation revolved around a murder, while she did have an idea as to who committed the murder, she was telling the truth on not know what happened.  It’s not like she was awake or anything during the whole thing, and quite frankly, when Alastor takes over their body, he really takes over! While she does get an inkling as to what is happening, unlike Alastor who is there in the back of her head while she is in control, it’s as if she is in a deep sleep.

So you can imagine her ‘waking up’ in the middle of the street to police cars surrounding her, and cops pointing their guns at her while two people tried to drag her away and stuff her into the car! Her head was probably bruised because she was sure one of them knocked her head into the car door! And don’t get started on how they treated her in the interrogation room, literally only screaming and shouting right at her face for a murder that had just happened, five blocks away. She wasn’t anywhere near the scene of the crime! But no, she was the only one closest to the crime scene! It had to be her!

To top it all off, it was supposed to be her day today, and all she wanted to do was stay in and study! But nooooo, Alastor had to be a smartass and take over for the day, despite him know they have an exam in a couple weeks!

Why was she surrounded by idiots and assholes? All this demon was doing was making her life miserable, more so than it already was. With how badly he treats her, like a toy! Did she sell her soul to him? Sure she did. But he was supposed to help make her life better, not ruin it by sending her to prison!

At this point it started to feel like an eternity with how long and how board she had started to get. Till finally a cop showed up and actually started to open the cell, “Come on! You’re being bailed out!”

“Uh ok,” she said, pretty sure she looked dumb and stupid at the notion of her scrambling to get up from the floor, till she questioned, “by who?”

“By me,” a tall and tanned figure appeared in a white dress shirt and brown trousers to match. He wore only what she could describe as a very annoyed smile, his eyes showing no interest whatsoever, as if he would rather be doing anything else and be elsewhere rather than here. Which the feeling was mutual. “Come along… darling…” he held his smile, although that sounded a lot like a sneer. Ok now this guy was about to get on her nerves, but she wasn’t about to push her luck and miss a chance of freedom.

Dashing behind the tall gentleman while being sure to stick her tongue out at the cop, out of pettiness and extreme annoyance. Something the cop visibly reacted to what only could be described as the Beifong look of insult – you know the one.

The two kept silent as they both walked past the office booths full of police personnel, till they reached the reception area full of either visitors or people waiting to be transferred to a different department, more cops filtering in and out of the crowd while they we just two normal people walking out a building… well, almost normal.

The moment they had pasted the main door to go outside, down a couple of stairs, the ever so kind gentleman started to spazz for a second or two, “Uh you ok?” the human who had just got out what could be a prison sentence spoke up.

“Never better!” the gentleman replied annoyance becoming more evident the more his head started to twitch and bend to what should not have been humanly possible.

“Great! Now who are you and why’d you bail me out?! As far as I know I never made a call!” and so the tirade began, the frustration of today and what essentially could ruin an entire life still weighing down heavily.

“Must you be so dense darling?” darling having the main emphasis sounded quite condescending and quite frankly insulting, as the strangers smile started to grow even more annoyed.

“OI nobody calls me darling you creep, now come on answer my question!”

“Really? Nobody!” the man how just fizzled out into thin air, leaving the “darling” in question heavily confused, only finally clicking in a second later when a wave of immense exhaustion came crashing in, nearly knocking her down the stairs as her knees started to buckle. Luckily she caught herself just in time before taking a nasty fall to the head. Great! First jail time with a record and now a whopping hospital bill, what a great way to end the day!

“Al….” she sneered. 

“Darling….” He sneered back.

“Since when could you come out of my body and look human you demon?”

“Since those of are the rules of contracts with mortal denizens who are ALIVE,” he placed great emphasis on the word alive, “only able to do so for a few minutes at a time and takes great energy to make it work.”

“And now we are both exhausted and have a don’t know how long walk back home! Something that could’ve been avoided if you didn’t take over today!” Starting to walk down the stairs and struggling to march over to the bus stop that was thankfully conveniently placed infront of the police station.

“Excuse you! Where is my ‘thank you?! I’m the one who got you out!”

“Right after you murdered someone and put me in there in the first place!”

“First of all I unfortunately take no credit in that, although the circumstances were quite humorous! Second, you should be thanking me for erasing records of your involvement and getting you out!”

“Wait you did what?”

“I will not repeat myself dear,” the hmpf in his speech could be heard at the end, making the dear host of the demon just be startled in confusion, climbing up the bus that had arrived and would take them hopefully close to home, paying for the ticket fare.

“Why?” she finally asked after a couple of seconds of silence hung in the air, having finally sat down on something relatively padded and resting for a bit. The exhaustion of Alastor entering her body after he took his human form was weighing more than heavy on her nearly making her pass out on her seat. Only thing that kept her awake was the conversation they were semi-having and the fact that this part of town was not familiar to her so she needed to be aware and pay attention to her surroundings outside of the bus.

“Well I did maul it over after the lad insulted the way we dressed, however there were witnesses and it was broad daylight. Oh the irony of someone else getting to murder him!”

“No I mean, why? As in why erase my records and get me out?”

“Well it would do me no good in having my host behind bars where we would be unable to roam free and cause chaos and madness.”

The pause was evident between the two, leaving them hung in silence. The sun shining bright creating shadows to pass by on the humans face, the tiredness kicking in and making her lean on the bus window. The vibrations from that were making the emerging headache bearable.

“Doesn’t change the fact that it was supposed to be my turn today. Why’d you take over I thought you said you had more important business to take over than make sure a human is peak condition and fit for hurting others,” the sadness hung heavy in what they said, especially after they thought this whole taking over randomly fiasco was over and they finally settled on a schedule.

“I was but business finished early, thought I’d drop by and take over after you mauled at those books of yours for hours. A nice stroll would’ve done you some good!”

“Stroll or hunt for victims?”

“…. Failure,” Alastor retorted, feeling both insulted and called out on his other agendas.

“Dead,” she countered, making a face as she realised she said that out loud of the mental conversation that they were having.

“How dare you?!” he cried in offence.

“I dare,” she retorted, removing her head from the window, the vibrations becoming too much and starting to make said headache get worse.

 Alasator let out a Tsk at the sweet and daring audacity his darling host had.

“Thank you.”

“For what exactly?”

“I aint saying anything else! If anything you still owe me!” continuing on with their back and forth banter and shenanigans till they arrived home.

“Speaking of which,” his host started as soon as they returned back into the cramped-up dorm, it was just a small room with a bed, desk and bathroom, but it was cosy enough for one person – well… one person and their radio demon, who turned on the radio amidst the messy pile of books on the desk to fill the background with classic 1920’s music, “I thought you agreed on that schedule, thought I was finally going to have today, or do we need to fight again before we settle it,” the curtain on the window closed as clothes started to be flung all over the place, the human now more than ready to take a long shower to get rid of the smell of rotting hopes, crushed dreams and prison sweat.

“Honestly my dear how lowly do you think of me in this arrangement?”

“Just answer the question Al,” the exasperation could be heard with every word, now entering the bathroom and stopping to look into the mirror to see the dishevelled hair, bloodshot eyes, and dark circles getting darker if that was possible. Plus it was easier to talk to someone who is in your head when you can at least see another person.

“I do not know what to tell you or what it is you wisht o hear, this is my body after all, and you do not do a very good job at taking care of it –��

“You mean my body!”

“My contract, my host, my rules. Therefore, my body! You take these humanly affairs and books too seriously! It is good to pursue knowledge, I do encourage that! But what I do not encourage is this body of MINE to be in poor shape when it gets down to hell!” he continued, wispy and shadowed antlers starting to appear in the mirror, perfectly placed up on the head nearly like a thorny crown, radio static starting to fill the air and drown out the music playing in the background.

“Charming,” she says breaking eye contact with the person in the mirror in favour of getting in the shower. At least she can somewhat count on him to take care of her and get her out of prison before going straight to hell.

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Hello beautiful Sarah, I hope you are in good physical and mental health. I recommend remembering to wrap up well and go out with an umbrella. Lately, many people are getting sick with colds 🤧 Could you help me know where I can get the video of contractor I saw the 2021 presentation on Facebook and I would like to know where they got that video from and watch it in full in advance. Thank you very much. Regards.

Hello there lovely anon!

I'm doing good, thank you. Actually no, I'm better than good, I'm fantastic! I definitely didn't have a Kalafina Reunion announcement on my bingo card for this week but I couldn't be more excited about it. I know many people are conflicted or even angry but personally, I'm just beyond happy to be able to see my girls together on stage again.

Taking lots of vitamins and trying to stay fit so I can make sure not to get sick. After all, I have all those trips coming up in November, December and January so I wanna be in top-form for those. Please also stay healthy! 😊

The video you are looking for is available on the HIGHWAY STAR Official YouTube Channel@highwaystarofficialyoutube9685

They uploaded some exclusive footage from the 『FictionJunction Station Fan Club Talk & Live vol.#1』 which was held on March 13, 2021. This can be considered a special treat since we usually don't get any recordings from fan club events. The footage features a Pandora Hearts medley (the one that is frequently performed at YKL, most recently at YKL vol.#20)

You can check it out here 〈(•ˇ‿ˇ•)-→

The one thing that really annoys me about the video though is that they added some pattern watermark to Keiko's epic part in Contractor so the visuals are pretty much ruined. I remember the original upload didn't have that but unfortunately I didn't download that version right away. Does anyone happen to have the original video without the watermarks? Please be so kind and share it with me🙏

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Voice of the contrarian: I’m slaying but not the princess

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Ai generated blue collar men smoking

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What Accessories Are Needed for Residential Metal Roofing?

Residential metal roofing is a popular choice for upgrading your home. It combines aesthetics with durability and energy efficiency. If you're considering this option, you might wonder what accessories you need to ensure your new roof performs optimally and looks great. In this article, we’ll guide you through the essential accessories required for residential metal roofing, helping you make informed decisions about your home improvement project.

Understanding Residential Metal Roofing Accessories

Residential metal roofing is not just about the panels themselves. Several accessories are essential to ensure your roof's functionality, longevity, and appearance. These accessories play various roles, from supporting the roofing structure to enhancing energy efficiency and ventilation.

1. Underlayment for Metal Roofing

One of the first accessories you'll need is the underlayment. This material acts as a protective barrier between your roof deck and the metal panels. It helps to prevent moisture from penetrating your roof, which can lead to mold and structural damage over time.

There are different types of underlayment available, including synthetic and felt options. Synthetic underlayment tends to be more durable and tear-resistant, making it a preferred choice for many homeowners.

2. Roof Flashing

Flashing is a vital accessory in any roofing system and residential metal roofing is no exception. Flashing is used around roof penetrations, such as chimneys, vents, and skylights, to prevent water leaks.

Flashing, made from mluminaluminumlvanized steel, directs water away from vulnerable areas, ensuring your home remains dry and comfortable. Proper flashing installation is key, so it’s often best to rely on professional help for this part of your roofing project.

3. Ridge Caps and End Caps

Rig caps and end caps are essential to enhance the overall look and function of your residential metal roofing.

Ridge caps are installed at the peak of your roof where two slopes meet. They cover the seam and protect against water infiltration. End caps serve a similar purpose but are used at the ends of the metal panels. Both accessories contribute to a finished appearance and help maintain the roof's integrity.

4. Gutter Systems

Consider installing an effective gutter system when installing residential metal roofing. Gutters help channel rainwater away from your home, preventing potential damage to your foundation and landscaping.

Consider installing seamless gutters to minimize leaks and ensure optimal performance. Choosing the right downspouts and gutter guards can further enhance your roof's drainage system, keeping it functioning efficiently.

5. Ventilation Accessories

Proper ventilation is crucial for maintaining a healthy attic and improving energy efficiency in a home. When considering residential metal roofing, you should consider ventilation accessories such as ridge vents, soffit vents, and gable vents.

Ridge Vents: Installed along the roof’s peak, ridge vents allow hot air to escape, reducing heat buildup in the attic. This is especially important in warmer climates.

Soffit Vents: Located under the eaves, soffit vents allow cool air to enter the attic space. When paired with ridge vents, they create an effective airflow system.

Gable Vents: These can be installed on the gable ends of your roof to provide additional ventilation.

6. Fasteners and Clips

The fasteners and clips used to secure your metal roofing panels are critical for ensuring the durability of your roof. Stainless steel screws and clips are commonly recommended due to their corrosion resistance and strength.

To ensure a secure fit, ensure the chosen containers are compatible with your specific metal roofing material. Proper installation with the correct fasteners will help prevent potential issues like panel warping or leaks.

7. Snow Guards

If you live in an area that experiences heavy snowfall, snow guards are an accessory worth considering. These devices are installed along the roof's edge to prevent snow and ice from sliding off too quickly, which can pose a safety hazard.

By retaining snow on your roof, snow guards help to manage melting and prevent sudden avalanches of snow that could damage landscaping or injure passersby.

8. Trim and Accessories for Aesthetic Appeal

Beyond functionality, aesthetics play an important role in your home’s curb appeal. Various trim accessories can enhance the look of your residential metal roofing, including:

Fascia and Soffit: These elements can be made from metal or other materials that complement your roofing choice, giving your home a polished look.

Color Options: Depending on your metal roofing material, you can select colors and finishes that match your home’s style, creating an attractive exterior.

9. Insulation and Energy Efficiency Components

Consider adding insulation accessories to your metal roof to maximize its energy efficiency. Proper insulation helps regulate indoor temperatures, keeping your home cool in the summer and warm in the winter.

Materials such as spray foam or rigid foam board can provide excellent thermal resistance. Pairing insulation with above-sheathing ventilation can enhance energy efficiency by allowing air to flow between the roof and insulation, reducing heat transfer.

10. Roof Accessories for Solar Panels

Integrating solar panels into your residential metal roofing is a smart move if you're considering solar panels for energy efficiency. Metal roofs are highly compatible with solar panel installations and can help maximize energy savings.

When installing solar panels, use mounting systems specifically designed for metal roofing to prevent leaks and damage. Additionally, consult with professionals to determine the best placement for optimal sunlight exposure.

Maintaining Your Residential Metal Roofing

Regular maintenance is essential to ensure longevity and performance once you've invested in residential metal roofing and its necessary accessories.

Inspect Regularly

Schedule inspections at least twice yearly to check for signs of wear, damage, or rust. Early detection can prevent costly repairs later.

Clean Gutters and Roof Surfaces

Keep your gutters clean and free from debris to ensure proper water drainage. Additionally, periodically clean the roof surface to prevent buildup that can lead to corrosion.

Monitor Insulation and Ventilation

Check your attic insulation and ventilation system regularly to ensure they function correctly. This will help maintain your home’s energy efficiency and comfort.

Investing in residential metal roofing is a smart choice for homeowners looking to enhance their homes' durability, energy efficiency, and aesthetics. By including essential accessories such as underlayment, flashing, ventilation systems, and more, you can ensure that your roofing system functions optimally and looks great for years.

If you're ready to explore your options for residential metal roofing and its accessories, contact Lastime Exteriors today. Our team is eager to help you discover energy-efficient roofing solutions tailored to your needs. Your home deserves the best, and we're here to provide it!

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What is the Cost Difference Between Residential Metal Roofing and Tile?

Are you considering upgrading your home's roofing and wondering about the costs involved? You’re not alone! Many people are exploring options, especially residential metal roofing versus tile roofing. Each material has its benefits, costs, and aesthetic appeal. In this article, we'll explain the cost differences, helping you make an informed decision about your home improvement project.

Understanding Residential Metal Roofing

For good reasons, residential metal roofing has gained popularity in recent years. It offers durability and longevity, as well as a variety of styles and colors, making it a versatile option for many homeowners. When considering the cost of residential metal roofing, it’s essential to understand the different types available and their long-term benefits.

Initial Costs of Residential Metal Roofing

The upfront cost of residential metal roofing can vary significantly depending on the type of metal you choose. For example:

Steel Roofs: Typically the most affordable option, steel roofs cost between $5.00 and $10.00 per square foot.

Aluminum Roofs: Slightly more expensive, these roofs usually fall between $7.00 and $12.00 per square foot.

Copper Roofs: Known for their unique appearance, copper roofs cost between $15.00 and $25.00 per square foot.

While metal roofing may have a higher initial cost than traditional materials, its longevity can offset this expense over time. Many metal roofs last 40 to 80 years, far exceeding the lifespan of asphalt shingles, typically lasting about 17 to 20 years.

Maintenance Costs

Another factor to consider is the maintenance cost. Residential metal roofing requires minimal upkeep compared to tile and other materials. While it’s a good idea to inspect your metal roof regularly for dents or signs of wear, you won’t face the same maintenance challenges as tile roofs, which can be prone to cracking or chipping.

The Cost of Tile Roofing

Tile roofing is another popular choice among homeowners. It is often associated with a classic, elegant look. Depending on the material, tile roofing typically has excellent durability and can last 50 to 100 years. However, it’s also essential to understand the costs associated with tile roofing.

Initial Costs of Tile Roofing

The tile roofing cost can vary based on the type of tile used. Here is a breakdown:

Clay Tiles: These tiles are known for their durability and cost between $10.00 and $15.00 per square foot.

Concrete Tiles: Concrete tiles are often more affordable than clay. They cost between $5.00 and $10.00 per square foot.

Slate Tiles: Known for their beauty and longevity, slate tiles cost between $15.00 and $30.00 per square foot.

While the aesthetic appeal of tile roofing is undeniable, the initial costs can be higher than those of residential metal roofing, particularly for premium materials like slate.

Maintenance Costs

Tile roofing requires more maintenance than metal roofing. While tile roofs can last a long time, they may need repairs due to cracked or broken tiles, which can add to the overall cost of ownership. Additionally, the weight of tile roofing may necessitate additional structural support, especially for homes not designed to handle such heavy materials.

Comparing Long-Term Value: Residential Metal Roofing vs. Tile

The long-term value is a crucial factor when comparing residential metal roofing and tile roofing. Although the initial investment for tile roofing can be higher, you need to consider the following:

Lifespan: Metal roofs can last up to 80 years, while tile roofs, depending on the material, can last 50 to 100 years.

Repair Costs: Metal roofs typically have lower repair costs due to their durability, while tile roofs may need more frequent repairs.

Insurance Costs: Many insurance companies offer discounts for metal roofs due to their fire-resistant qualities, which may be less significant for tile roofs.

Energy Efficiency and Insurance Benefits

Another compelling advantage of residential metal roofing is its energy efficiency. Metal roofs reflect solar heat, reducing cooling costs in warmer months. In many regions, this can lead to significant savings on energy bills. Tile roofs, while durable, may offer a different level of energy efficiency.

Additionally, due to their fire resistance and durability, many insurance companies offer lower premiums for homes with metal roofs than those with tile roofs. This can further enhance the long-term savings associated with choosing residential metal roofing.

Making Your Decision

Ultimately, the choice between residential metal roofing and tile roofing should be based on your personal preferences, budget, and long-term plans for your home. Residential metal roofing may be the better option if you prioritize longevity, minimal maintenance, and energy efficiency. On the other hand, if you’re drawn to the aesthetic appeal of tiles and willing to invest in their maintenance, tile roofing could be the right choice.

Invest in Long-Lasting Roofing Solutions

In conclusion, while the initial costs of residential metal roofing may be comparable to or slightly lower than those of tile roofing, the long-term benefits and lower maintenance costs make metal roofing more economical. By understanding both options' costs, maintenance, and long-term value, you can make an informed decision for your home improvement project.

Ready to explore your roofing options? Visit Lastime Exteriors today to learn more about residential metal roofing and discover energy-efficient roofing solutions tailored to your needs.

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Todays To Do List:

🖤 ch 6 schoolwork

🖤 ch 3 sea of secrets (type it into obsidian)

🖤 add writing prompts to queue

🖤 create & schedule more word of the day graphics

🖤 write up some documents for work (contract work)

What are you up to this week?

[artbysarf]

Started my annual Darker Than Black rewatch so here

Shake his hand I'm sure it's fine

[mikaikaika]

I need the contractor to come and elaborate on this rn

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Check out this beautiful APluskitchen project Design-Build Kitchen and Home Remodel with custom cabinets, wood floor completed in the City of Dana Point Orange County

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Designing Homes that Embrace Natural Beauty | AND-ROD Construction

On the stunning Bruce Peninsula, nature takes center stage 🌲. At AND-ROD Construction, we design homes that nestle into their surroundings, enhancing the natural beauty around them. This home is a perfect example of how we create spaces that fit into the landscape, not the other way around.🏡✨

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A Library Contractor Goes The Wrong Way

File:2021 Ford F-150 SuperCrew, rear.jpg Dream 1 In this dream, a male contractor arrived at a building near the hospital. He was there to do some construction work or something like that for the library. I was there working for the library. I can not remember if any of my other coworkers were there too or not. Continue reading A Library Contractor Goes The Wrong Way

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