#Constantine had a mental breakdown

[nelkcats]

Amity's hero

Don't let Amity Parkers lose their hero or you will face the consequences; even good intentions can become unforgivable

The Justice League didn't speak directly to the G.I.W, they didn't quite take their word for it but reports of ghost attacks and property damage caught their attention, the call log with the multiple Amity Park appearances being the most ignored of the list practically marked as spam broke their hearts.

So they arrived as a team, yelling about getting rid of the ghosts, certain that their presence would only cause long-term damage, Phantom immediately showed up, questioning what was wrong; they simply ignored him and began to recite that he and his kind should return to his place of origin (because these ghosts must have a place far from earth, right? They had read something about them living in another dimension), ignoring all Phantom's pleas by simply listening

Unlike a few years ago, Amity Park was not under attack, it had a direct truce with Infinite Realms in which the ghosts were on their best behavior, playing with humans, protecting them from unknown entities (because this was their Amity, they were territorial), keeping at bay the animal ghosts that came out of natural portals, and turning from villains to heroes, being led by his King Phantom, the one who started it all.

The ghosts were happy with the arrangement and with being able to visit human world; Klemper, Lunch Box and Youngblood made a lot of new friends, Ember had concerts, Johnny and Kitty formed their own biker gang, Spectra was the psychologist she'd tried to be at first, Walker kept everyone in line, even ghosts who straight up preferred the realms visited from time to time: Pandora, Frostbite, Ghost Writer, etc. Even Nocturn tried to give everyone good dreams.

But the heroes didn't care, they considered everyone as "threats" and threatened them, Phantom, completely tired of being ignored looked towards his city and gave them a sad smile, you couldn't reason with those who didn't want to listen to you "If we do that Amity could be in danger" he tried one last time, the league didn't know how to deal with liminals.

"We'll protect them, you're just invaders making them sick in the end" Green Lantern snorted, as if it was the obvious solution "So get out and leave these people alone"

"Fine, but when you see how badly you end up handling everything, call us" Danny was tired, he could reason with his own parents and not with all these "heroes", he supposed it was better to teach them the consequences. He tossed a Fentonphone at them, hoping they'd do the right thing.

Flash felt uncomfortable when he saw the ghost children approaching the humans, were they attacking them? He was about to interfere when he saw the human children approach the ghosts to hug them and cry together; he reasoned that made sense, sure the kids didn't know their friends were dangerous, but something inside of him wasn't satisfied with that answer.

Then Danny just whistled, attracting the attention of the ghosts in the city "Well, you heard them, go back to the realms" complaints could be heard, both from the ghost and the human sides. But for now, the halfa had some kind of plan in mind.

Wonder Woman felt especially uncomfortable when she saw Pandora walk past Phantom, giving her a disappointed look, Batman told her that surely she wasn't her friend, and that if she was she wouldn't be the same person, but she wasn't so sure about that.

The ghosts withdrew from Amity then, going through the portal that the Phantom himself had opened in the center of the city, each one of Justice League members could feel the hateful looks pointing directly at them "It's for the best", Batman informed them "we'll assign you heroes that monitor that they do not return"

"NO" that seemed to be what broke the silence "We don't want any more heroes, Phantom is our hero" and with that said, a girl of about 8 years old hugged the halfa's leg, crying uncontrollably "Please don't go"

The League was about to interfere when Phantom reached down, picking up the girl "I don't want to leave Stacy" he whispered stroking her back lovingly, hoping she would stop crying "But the guys over there say I'm a danger to you and you know I want to keep you safe" he kissed the girl's head, handing her over to her parents "I love you Amity Park, thank you for loving me back" he told the population affectionately, before going through the portal.

The League just looked uncomfortably, once there were no more ghosts they informed the city that they would send heroes regularly for protection and monitoring the situation but the city inhabitants just scoffed.

"You don't get it" Dash spoke, completely furious "Phantom is to Amity what Batman is to Gotham" he frowned "And rest assured that this city will protect him from you, we don't care if you told him to leave, we'll bring him back, you're way over your head on this" he continued "Of course, you don't understand because you're the hero in this scenario, and you don't know what a city feels when you take away their hero"

The Justice League only watched as the townspeople turned their backs on them, but they reasoned again that it was for the best, eventually the townspeople would understand.

A few days passed and Amity declared itself isolated from the League, every time they tried to send a hero they rejected, over and over again; dozens of different heroes couldn't get past the limits because they were shot, taunted, or simply knocked unconscious before entering. Superman was starting to regret destroying Phantom's phone but they had to know how it worked, at the end it was a regular phone with weird aesthetic.

The only "hero" who managed to cross the limits was Red Hood, who at the end of the day became a messenger "You don't understand B, that city is out for blood" Jason tried to reason with Bruce "They're furious, I swear I saw a 6-year-old boy practicing archery and the target had your head placed in the center" it was not normal for Jason to worry, Bruce was a hero, but for the same reason he did not know what it felt like when you lost one. Amity had basically been building her own army within the barriers, they even offered him refuge away from heroes "You must talk to them."

"Mhm" Batman hummed, pulling out his comlink to schedule a meeting, he'd thought of calling one anyway, he'd had sightings of what looked like animal ghosts all over Gotham but they were basically invincible, he wondered if it was Phantom's revenge.

"Just give them back their hero Batman" was what the commissioner Gordon told him when he asked for an opinion on how to deal with the reaction of the city "They're right, you don't know what it feels like"

Of course, Batman couldn't be wrong, so he guessed Gordon's comment was due more to his weariness. Upon arrival he noticed everyone completely dejected, basically stating animal ghosts and ¿drops? through all their cities. They couldn't fight any of them so they decided to go back to Amity, they figured if they had fought these things for years they must have knowledge.

Upon reaching the city, although they were allowed to pass, they were greeted with mockery, half the population carried one weapon or another, the League was tense "Having problems so soon?" Paulina looked at her neon green nails, she was sure she could cut a man with them "You should have accepted Phantom's help, you know"

"Phantom was a threat invading your city" Batman growled "we saw the reports, his continued presence caused medical changes in all of you that you won't even let us see"

"Make no mistake" Mikey interrupted him "Amity was always an access point to the Zone, we were contaminated long before you existed" and of course they would not trust this heroes with their liminal status, Frostbite was already helping them before all the mess and they did not need to add human doctors with no knowledge.

"Then what do you suggest? We let the ghosts come back and destroy the whole city?" Hal scoffed, completely incredulous of how they were being treated, from the first second they refused to give any useful information.

"It's funny that you think we can't defend ourselves" Paulina rolled her eyes "you all could be beaten by Mikey, and is Mikey, no offense" she shot a look at the boy next to her.

"None taken" Mikey shrugged, it wasn't the first time.

"The thing is, we're just used to it; we like to be protected and not have to protect ourselves, it may sound cowardly of us but we're civilians" Kwan spoke "we're not defenseless, but we prefer not taking action, our hero made sure of it so we don't like to take cards in the whole self-sacrifice thing"

"Phantom is a danger" Superman tried to stand his ground.

"For us?" Star sneered "Or for you?"

"Besides, if you think we don't move out of the city for aesthetics, you're wrong, we just like to feel safe" Dash yawned, bored with the conversation "Phantom and the other ghosts are territorial, it's kind of nice, no threat gets past that sign, rates of crime? Zero, very difficult to want to kill or assault someone if they can come back as a ghost to kill you I guess"

"But the reports" Flash was worried about the indifference.

"The reports from 5 years ago? Before we had the truce that you guys ruined?" Star sneered "I'll call Sam or Tucker and bring Phantom back, we'll start the truce again, get out of Amity"

"You can't do that." Superman crossed his arms, trying to remain threatening as Hal muttered in a panic about breaking peace treaties and the Oa wanting his head.

"Oh, but we can" Paulina approached Superman, running her hand over his arm "and we'll do it" slowly, she placed her fingernail on his suit, cutting the material and drawing blood from the hero, who immediately moved away at the threat.

"Get the hell out of Amity and don't come back" Dash rolled his eyes, stroking a ghost snake, the heroes tensing more at their newest enemy.

"It was you?" growled Batman; recognizing the snake as one of the many haunting Gotham.

"Not exactly, the veil ruptures always existed" Kwan said, stroking the head of a ghost wolf "We only tame them, or send them back to the Realms, if there were veil ruptures it's not our problem" he looked towards the League "If any of them escaped because we weren't watching and they followed your scent it's not our fault either"

"And can you tell us um, how to deal with them, or tame them?" Flash tried.

"No, since you are sooo good at gathering information I'm sure you will come up with something" With that said, Dash motioned for the snake to lead the heroes away and before they knew it they were all thrown away from the city.

[ekat-fandom-blog]

Everyone was having a great time meeting Dick's new boyfriend, Danny. He had a weird mix of Jason and Dick's sense of humor, knew a ton about stars and inventing, and had tons of stories to tell about his and Dick's time together. Everyone having fun, however, meant that something had to go wrong. Even if it wasn't that bad. Or a big deal.

A glowing green post-it appeared out of thin air in front of Danny. "Oooh! Someone got a bingo!" He snatched it out of the air before it could touch his food. "Dang. I was hoping it was me."

Dick slowly set down his utensils. "Danny? Sweetheart? What's that?"

Danny looked up, noticing the others startled response to the post-it from nowhere. "This is the result of the Soul Bingo." He handed it to Dick, allowing him to attempt to read the names on it. There were 3, none of which were in English.

"Soul bingo?" Damian asked, eyes narrowing, hand tightening on his fork.

"Hm?" Danny looked over to Damian, realizing he hadn't explained why he had the Soul Bingo results. "Oh! Yeah. Clockwork told me he'd let me know when someone got a bingo. He convinced everyone to let me join the Bingo game. Too bad I didn't win this time." He shrugged, not looking like he minded all that much.

"What..." Tim started hesitatingly, "is Soul Bingo?"

"Soul Bingo is basically bingo, but instead of numbers your betting who, how, or why this guy named Constantine is going to sell his soul. Anyone that gets a bingo gets a favor from the Ghost King. And anyone that makes a soul contract with Constantine gives their rights to his soul to the Ghost King. It's not quite a win-win, but it does cut down on paperwork." Danny shrugged again, taking a bite out of his food.

The Bat clan took a moment to sort through what Danny had said and all the questions that left them with.

"One," Jason said, "who's Clockwork? Who's the Ghost King? Why are you participating in the Soul Bingo? How did you even find out about the Soul Bingo? Why's there basically a betting ring surrounding Constantine selling his soul? How-"

"Whoa. Slow down. If you're going to interrogate me, you need to let me at least answer your questions," Danny joked. "Can you repeat the questions?"

"Who's Clockwork?" Jason asked, taking a breath.

"Clockwork's my mentor. He's also in charge of making sure the timeline doesn't collapse." Danny took another bite of his food. "He's super cryptic most of the time. Next question?"

It was Steph that piped up this time. "Who's the Ghost King?"

Danny took a breath and squinted at the air above the table in thought. "His name is Phantom. He became Ghost King after he defeated Pariah Dark, the previous Ghost King. Pariah was a tyrant that wanted to destroy the entire world."

Bruce asked the next question. "Did he come up with the Soul Bingo idea?"

"Yeah. He was tired of everyone complaining about Constantine, and it was the best way to avoid getting the dude's soul ripped to shreds." Danny shrugged as though it was normal to casually mention ripping apart someone's soul.

"And why did you join this convoluted betting ring?" Damian asked.

"I could finally get a day off and not deal with paperwork. Or cryptic messages that I don't understand. Or threatened. Or the Observants. Did I mention I wouldn't have to deal with paperwork, because I feel like that's important." Danny pouted and crossed his arms.

"You get threatened at work?" Dick asked, alarmed.

"Oh yeah. It used to happen more often, but it's petered out now that I'm friends with most of them. Turns out I registered as a baby to ghosts when I first met them, and they were just playing with me. Not that I understood that," Danny grumbled at the end.

That didn't soothe anyone's worries. Too bad Danny is so difficult to get information out of.

Deciding to not deal with the concerning issue of Danny being in apparent danger at work, Bruce asked another question. "Why exactly did the Ghost King decide to turn making deals with Constantine into a bingo betting ring?"

"Well, he didn't want to have to deal with the enormous amounts of paperwork for one. For two, he felt bad for the guy. Everyone dies eventually, and having your soul ripped into 10 or more pieces would hurt. Except he sold his soul mostly to demons, and they all want the full soul. And they happen to be high on the food chain, so there'd be a war between those factions. So, King Phantom offers a favor in return for the soul contract with Constantine, he owns the dude's soul. But Constantine won't stop trying to make deals using his soul, so it was decided to turn it into a bingo betting ring. Everyone he makes a soul deal with goes to King Phantom. King Phantom offers them a small favor in return. Everyone that gets a bingo gets a small favor. Everyone's happy." Danny explained.

"Except Constantine, I'd assume," Tim said.

Danny shrugged, putting more food on his plate. "He's the one selling his soul to whoever's willing to buy it."

No one knew what to say to that, or what else to question Danny on in regards to Constantine's soul, so they moved on. The rest of dinner was a bit strained.

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Batman called a meeting. A meeting about something so important that every Justice League and Justice League Dark member was asked, but not required, to be there. So obviously almost everyone showed up.

"What's this about Batman?" Wonder Woman asked, extremely concerned about about what could require so many people to deal with whatever this meeting was about.

"We're waiting," was Batman's response not moving from his seat. He was typing on his computer.

"For who?" Superman asked.

"Wait," Batman replied, glaring harder at his computer.

Everyone waited for fifteen tense silent minutes, when Constantine arrived. The attention snapped to him, still uncomfortably silent and tense. "What?"

Batman stood up, slamming his hands on the table, and glaring at Constantine. "You fucked up."

Oh shit. What did he do to piss off Batman to the point that the entire League needed to take care of it? "What did I do?"

"You caused an inter-dimensional betting ring that my future son-in-law is a part of," Batman replied. "You keep selling your soul and are potentially putting him in harms way. I'm extremely close to breaking my one rule, and the only thing stopping me is the sheer amount of people in this room that would stop me before I could even hope to reach you in order to do so."

DC/DP Constantine Bingo

When Danny gets crowned High King he gets loaded with mountains of paperwork all because of one John Constantine. So instead of dealing with it he turns Constantine's sold soul pieces into a currency for favors from the King. (Claming John's soul for himself to end all debates)

Then because Constantine will likely continue to sell his soul carelessly Danny makes an official decree that anyone who wants can create a 5 by 5 grid of beings/situations/etc. John will se his soul to and send it to Clockwork to officially enter the bingo, creating a realms wide bingo with prices. Along with this comes a ruling that of John comes to you and wish to sell his soul in return for a favor that you can do, you must accept, preventing people from cheating.

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This of course makes John very paranoid. It suddenly got very easy to trade his soul and many beings even seemed eager to do it. Despite them knowing it would not give them the ownership of his soul.

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What happens when Danny receives an update on the bingo, in the form of a green postit-note, in the middle of a dinner at Wayne manor.

It could either be a meet your partners family dinner or a adopted danny dinner.

Anyway now he either has to come clean about being a ghost, the ghost king, or make up a story about befriending ghosts and getting invited to the bingo that way.

Bonus points if Danny name dropps Constantine without knowing that the Wayne's are the bats and that John had shared his paranoia with his coworkers.

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I am not a writer but if you like this and want to write it your self, be my guest, just tag me so I can read it👻👻

[milfzatannaz]

John Constantine is actually DC’s most prominent poor little meow meow. his mother is dead he had no friends growing up he was a hippy then a punk his life got ruined he had a mental breakdown he got his ex girlfriend’s dad killed AND a plant guy possessed him and made him get a tree tattoo on his ass. all within the first 4 or so years of his character’s existence.

[stari-hun]

The Foundation vs Manus Vindictae

This idea was inspired by @ihaveforgortoomany ‘s post here!

It’s so fun that the story makes sure we know and see that the difference between The Foundation and Manus is the head start the Foundation has on being an established organization, and whether they pretend to be good. This is also like you said, a big part of why the Foundation wants to restore time. They had a massive advantage in being a long time establish organization. In Regulus’ time, it was implied from her reaction the Foundation had full authority to approach Arcanists and register them, or at least strongly convince them to join. Manus tries to have a persona of salvation over pure goodness but this is maintained moreso because they can’t actively gaslight people.

If you look into The Three Doors and see how people were affected by the incomplete version of the Artificial Somnambulism. They were going insane because it was never a good machine with good intent. It was made to use frequencies to manipulate the mind of an arcanist. While Laplace employees use the machine in order soothe injured arcanists or panicking ones, that doesn’t mean they’re not brainwashing members. They bend reality for these people to comfort them but that comfort is built on dependence and complete trust of the Foundation. Which is why on of my theories is that the AS is a reason Arcanists have mental breaks so frequently in the Foundation, the Manus has breakdowns within their ranks however that’s from exposure to the Manus Masks carrying The Storm chemical within them. Name Day in Getian’s character story event even has a mention that the AS is very dangerous for the way it gets into someone’s head, and Getian breaks into it because he had experienced something similar. He’s then able to have them see what he wishes. Taking what Jessica saw in [The Old One Flew Over the House], the AS is also used as a training tool for arcanists and a way to get true test answers out of them. Why would she need to take her exam in the AS when she could simply answer Foundation staff 1-1?? There’s no point of it besides getting into Arcanist’s subconscious. The reason this doesn’t work on Vertin anymore is because she holds zero trust for The Foundation anymore.

I think Arcanists in general tend to take a lot more mental stress from contradictions in their heads, for instance people create false memories if they have a gap in their memory because the brain doesn’t like having gaps there. We’d rather lie to ourselves or create a false reality than deal with pure unknown, but with The Storm no one knows what anything will be next.

After the events of Book 3, Vertin no longer places her trust in the Foundation because she knows what Constantine did. Madam Z wasn’t able to find out in time to save them, so Vertin watched her classmates disappear in front of her because Constantine wanted to unlock the potential in her. She then went on her own journey to record the eras directly, without being able to save anyone. Vertin won’t ever leave The Foundation because their goals align, but she might one day near the end of the story work with Madam Z to overturn the current system. Sonetto on the other hand has an imminent fate of her loyalty breaking towards the Foundation. She already suspects them of being morally corrupt at least to her standards, and she’s torn between choosing them and Vertin. From how we see her trust Vertin in [A Nightmare at Greenlake] + how she doesn’t make any comment on following the rules when Horropedia is blatantly breaking them, I think her loyalty switches to Vertin at some point.

Also a big theme is that Manus and Foundation both very much consider people expendable. The Manus treats weaker arcanists and humans blatantly as canon fodder, but Constantine sacrificed a group of children because they were defectors (Horropedia makes a note about how their actions had the entire school talking to the point they ran out of space to discipline them) and it might push Vertin to want to go out into The Storm to find a cure in the Name of Peace.

[saeslove]

KIKUFUKU OF LOVE— gojo satoru x gn! reader.

synopsis in which you, take 5 days to decide what to get for gojo satoru’s birthday. happy birthday my love 💕💕 come back to me n our children at home pls ☹️🤭🤭.

# a little mention of breakdown, fluff! hehe wc 1.2k+

3RD DECEMBER

"I'll be back in a week, don't miss me too much baby! mmm" He said with a mouthful of kikufuku, licking his sugar-coated fingers and everything. How annoyingly cute.

You rolled your eyes teasingly. "I think it's you who will be missing me."

Your boyfriend, Gojo Satoru is out on misson for a week, and will only be back on his birthday. — What perfect timing.

You've been wanting to surprise him with a gift for his special day. After all, birthday comes by only once a year.

But what could you possibly gift a man who's rich—Surely he has the money, he could afford anything he wants, so what could you get the man who can afford anything and everything?

4TH DECEMBER

To say you don't miss your boyfriend is an understatement, of course you miss him. He called you when he arrived his hotel earlier, you didn't want to bother him when he's working so you decided to just wait for his next call.

Last year on his birthday, you surprised him with a birthday party along with a Vacheron Constantin, 18K 5N Rose Gold watch that costed you your two kidneys. However upon seeing his reaction made it all worth it.

Of course he loved it, you bought it,— his darling bought it.

To him, it meant more than just a gift. Some people believe one should keep it because of the money— ‘it’s expensive! that's why you have to treasure it forever’ — but growing up in a prestigious clan, no one would’ve wanted to celebrate birthday’s with the six eyes and limitless user. So imagine his reaction when you surprised him with a birthday party.

"I bought this for you."

"It reminded me of you." — It touched him that you were thinking of him.

You thought of him.

He cried in your arms that day, thanking you profusely.

So from that day on, you've decided to give him a present every year for his birthday. Not because you like seeing him vulnerable but because you want to show him that he, who came from a prestigious clan, is someone deserving of love.

Your love.

5TH DECEMBER

“SHOKOOOO i can’t think of any gifts for him” You cried in your best friend’s arm, ranting about how incredibly difficult it was to buy a present for your boyfriend.

Shoko, who had enough of your complains and whines, still listens— that’s one of the qualities you love about her.

“I’m sure he’ll love anything you give him YN. It’s Gojo Satoru you’re talking about. If you’re still clueless, you can try asking Nanami for help, you know?” She patted your back, heading out of the room you both were in.

To your despair, Nanami was nowhere to be found. Apparently he was out training Yuji and will only be back in 3 days. Surely you can’t wait that long! Which has resulted you into asking Megumi.

“That idiot loves kikufuku. I’m sure he’ll love it if you give him that but I know he’ll love anything that you give him.”

You sighed, that is indeed true. Sometimes you wonder how one can eat kikufuku continuously non-stop without getting tired of it. Not that you mind, you love how chubby his cheeks get when he stuffs the kikufuku desserts in his mouth. —how annoyingly cute. You miss him. Just by the thought of the sight tempted you to get that dessert.

6TH DECEMBER

6 December. How could you forget? You had a meet-up with your friends from middle school but you have yet to get Satoru’s gift.

Surely it won’t take long. Your head reassured your worries.

Oh, how were you wrong. You were supposed to have a fun little chit-chat session at the cafe you used to visit during your teenage days.

6pm became 8pm, 8pm became 10pm.

You’re walking along the streets, mentally cursing yourself. The time on the watch Satoru bought for you said 11pm. And you’re having a mini breakdown because you weren’t keeping track of time. You’ve never been good at managing your time. — Well not after you dated Gojo Satoru.

He’d always remind you to take breaks in between your work because you simply can’t give yourself a break. To other people, you’ve been told a workaholic, but to Gojo Satoru, you’re just someone who works harder than others. And for that, you too, deserve a break.

Oh how you miss him.

As you walk down the shops along the pathway leading to your shared apartment, you stole a quick glance on the kikufuku bakery shop that your boyfriends loves.

‘Limited Edition Flavour — GET IT NOW! Today’s the Last Day’

Your eyes lit up. That was the flavour he’s been dying to try but it was always sold out. You ran in without a second thought and bought it as a gift for your boyfriend.

“That idiot loves kikufuku. I’m sure he’ll love it if you give him that but I know he’ll love anything that you give him.” —Surely he’ll love it, right, Megumi?

6TH DECEMBER 11.56pm

You’re sitting on the balcony of your shared home, waiting for his arrival. He might not even come home exactly on his birthday so why wait? — Even though he always said there was no need to wait up for him, you end up doing the opposite. You love waiting up for him even if it means falling asleep on the couch while waiting.

The cold breeze gave you goosebumps on your skin, and you began biting your nails. —A habit of yours, in which Satoru kisses your fingertips in an attempt for you to stop. What if he doesn’t like the gifts you got him? Hell, it was just kikufuku from your local bakery shop. You started pacing around the house, completely unaware of the sound of the keys.

“Sweetheart?”

Were you dreaming? Or was it the voice of your lovely boyfriend?

7TH DECEMBER 12.00AM

You moved from your previous position and jumped straight into Satoru’s arms which he got taken aback but recovered quickly when you felt his arms wrapped around your back.

Oh how you missed him.

“Someone misses me that much h-?”

You placed a finger on his mouth, cupped both his cheeks while leaning your foreheads together, and softly, you said “Happiest of birthday My Satoru. My gift is waiting for you in the kitchen. It’s not much but I-”

He cut you off by kissing your salty-tasted lips. Where were the lips that tasted like strawberries— the strawberry flavoured chapstick he loved so much?

Had you been crying?

He broke the kiss, and walked you both to the kitchen, never letting you go as if you were as fragile as a newborn baby. He sat you on the counter beside the bakery box decorated with ribbons that matched his beautiful cerulean eyes and smiled, immediately knowing what was inside. — His s/o got him the limited edition kikufuku flavour he had been dying to try!

One of his hands rested on your waist while the other squished your cheeks. You squealed.

“Don’t worry about it, sweetheart. I enjoy my birthday best with you and your presence is the best gift. That makes everyday my birthday sweetheart, Thank you and I love you.” He kissed your forehead.

It was as if he read your mind. He knew how to clear the doubts in your head.

You covered your face with your palms to cover both your face and hide your sniffles. — You’ve always said you hate how cheesy he gets but— Oh how you love it. And he knows you love it.

He pried your hands away from your face and pinned them above your head. That action made you look up at him. His beautiful snow white hair and cerulean eyes. You pray that one day, your children will inherit those features of his that you love so much.

“Don’t be shy now baby I’m gna’ unwrap my present now”

The next thing you know, his lips found yours again.

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[sleeplesssmoll]

Do you think Vertin know about madam z and Constantine's association? Like how madam z could've prevented the breakaway incident.

A part of me thinks that Vertin is smart enough to figure it out years ago...

But like another part of me really likes the potential of this, the *angst* cause yes I am a edgy bitch. The mental breakdown of Vertin upon learning one of the most trusted person she had actually backstabbed her years ago. **The potential**

Cause let's be real madam z. if not else, guilty by association, if a person had a chance to stop a tsunami but decided not, even if she wasn't the one who caused the tsunami she still didn't stop it.

I think Vertin already forgave her. She mentioned she knew Madam Z wasn't part of the game Constantine was playing. In a way, Madam Z is like her. They are both pawns, however, they have grander plans. Madam Z has also been looking out for Vertin in a way which we can see in story but also in the amount of respect Vertin speaks to her with.

What I wonder, is how does Madam Z feel about it? Does it haunt her? Does she ever feel the guilt when she looks at Vertin? Does she remember the way Vertin sank to the floor in the rain after the Storm took her friends?

Vertin may have forgive Madam Z, but does Madam Z forgive herself for not acting sooner?

This also makes me think of Vertin's experiment with Regulus. She wasn’t sure if it'd work and she never got a chance to explain to Regulus what she was up to (because of Sonetto's interference and Regulus running away). Regulus could have been erased! She is willing to make those insane, drastic measures...kinda like Constantine tbh...BUT she does it with consent and considers other people's well-being in her scheme. She actually cares about the lives that get tangled up in her tragic story.

[arkhammaid]

i'm curious.. you mentioned that you have many drafts, which would you love to finish? (and maybe post)

literally all of them-

no but seriously. i have a few favorites amongst my ideas which have been written out by a few sentences/paragraphes and just have been stuck like this forever because i just... dunno. don't have enough brainpower to fully write the idea out

much much yapping about some of my fic drafts rotting on the fic graveyard below the cut <3 i warned you... i wrote so much...

f1 fic drafts

son of helios!oscar

this fic is a weird mix between greek mythology and... my love for oscar. basically, oscar's biological father is helios, who, unlike the greek gods, still exists because he IS the sun. his mom did some praying (unintentionally) and asked for a son. helios gave her one. he is also a very present father and also loves oscar's sister's like his own children. yada yada, some background history of oscar's childhood and speculation of the grid about this unknown man who always seems to be around oscar but isn't a family member (can you tell... i'm a whore for outsider pov)

logan/max time travel fic

you guys know these drafts exist, so you should also know that these are just... existing and not doing much more. lol

omega!charles x omega!max

this is... just. brain barfed onto paper, i literally have snippets of outsider pov (ollie, alpha's on the grid, some chat snippets), and a cringe attempt to get back into smut writing... i have failed btw

dc fic drafts

bruce wayne x slade wilson

okay now this one... jason is slade's kid, dies and due to this, bruce finds out slade is actually his father, not willis. (yada yada, someone with an s being in willis' phonebook... it's all connected). bruce, the honorable fool he is, finds slade and brings him the news. slade is.. well, mad, because 1. his kid died and 2. his kid got treated like shit. slade really gets into bruce's head, and it's very much rancid vibes. in the end, bruce aka batman still doesn't kill, but everyone knows that deathstroke does... yeah.... and then jason comes back and is in for a surprise....

damian wayne discovers fanfic

oh boy... this one is a total brainrot. basically, damian spends too much time on his phone and discovers ao3, wattpad, tumblr, etc. he becomes a minor celebrity on tumblr due to his... damianess i would say. bruce tries to cut down his screentime, damian is not happy and as revenge he writes a superbat fic. and then, everytime someone makes him mad, he writes a fic about them. yeah. i have nothing to say for myself

fem!slade wilson x jason todd

a 5 + 1 fic, where jason discovers not only his mommy issues but also the fact that he has a massive competency kink. of course. i have written one out of the six parts

fem!jason, red hood!jason, arkham knight!jason

basically... fem!jason and ak!jason end up in rh!jason universe, they're like "okay we're triplets now" because they've all suffered beneath the same people. it's just pure chaos. as of now, they've already claimed they're clones of either lady shiva, deathstroke, batman or wonderman (with a dash of constantine because how else can you explain the magic swords) and everyone is left scrambling to actually find out if they're their clones. in the end, slade claimes them as his kids, because they were like "we will fight against you and if we win, you're our father" and he was just too amused by it. as you can see, it got crack

game of thrones

time travel robb that somehow became a girl

girl!robb thinks for the longest time, that her 'memories' of boy!robb are a warning of the gods. she has a mental breakdown before the weirwood tree and accidentally makes a blood offering. yada yada, she claims her own wolves, has some ravens as pets. important tho, the whole north is ready for her to become the next lady stark, since for the longest time, she only had sisters and no brothers. ned sees how special she is and gets approval of robert for girl!robb to become the next warden of the north. due to this, he prepares her much better. the south of course, is mad about it, but they can't do shit. meanwhile the old gods continue to torture girl!robb with visions of the future, if she doesn't keep her family north...

greek mythology in the north

basically, the old gods exist but they have the names of the greek gods. people of the north guard their religion more, targaryens grow obsessed with it, once they find out the starks own the winter crown smithed by hephaistos, from the sword and heart of the night king. which can't be true, because obvs someone from their line would defeat the night king (they forgot hephaistos is technically a fire god... yeah not really smart of them). just some ramblings about the south viewing the north as barbarians, while the north is just chilling

crossovers

sansa stark x jason todd

jason dies again, the old gods drag him through the multiverse or whatever (very murky explanation on how he ended up in westeros) and he swears fealty to sansa, when she was stuck with ramsay. i have actually gotten pretty far, but i'm stuck on where the starks search for alliances and end up going to dany for dragonglass. jason is also a son of shiva in this one, because why not

fem!jason todd x marvel

something something along the lines of jason always having potential, be it as robin, as assassin, as monk, as priest, as someone practicing magic in every universe. and in one universe dr. strange comes across jason and takes her in

bruce wayne x sung jinwoo

universe hopping, jinwoo claims bruce as his and that's it. it's well known that robin has a pet monster that looks like a giant ant and everyone in the universe knows that batman is the beloved knight of death. do with that what you will

jjk x genshin impact

yada yada, more universe hopping, megumi ends up in mondstadt, gets a hydro vision and learns the art of healing from barbara. people assume he's from inazuma, and think his father has left the clan due to the war. he does the same thing as the traveler, and just goes around in teyvat. i've gotten until liyue (and zhongli almost wanting to kill megumi because he sensed 'dark' energy from him, similar to the abyss)

got x peaky blinders

the northern nobles somehow end up in the modern world right during the ww1. i don't have much here, only specific scenes. like arya and lyanna mormont walking around with a gian dog (nymeria) and playfighting each other, while tommy is taking a double take at jon snow (who let his hair grow out and looks a bit like a woman from afar so pretty he is) because he has a sword on his back. don't ask me what was going inside my brain, i don't know myself

percy jackson x jason todd

percy has to marry someone or else becomes a god, since he's already a prince of olympus. since annabeth died due to plot reasons during the war, percy goes on search for a mortal to marry. but because gods are assholes, this mortal has to be someone. he comes across red hood who has ties with the all caste and is not immortal, so he is someone to respect. percy approaches jason by offering protection if he would ever need it. they marry, batfam doesn't know, and while they're not in love, they're friends (yes, they will fall in love, why wouldn't they)

jason todd x deamon targaryen

honestly i'm trying to decypher my own notes to this, but basically, jason founds his own assassin group, going around saying he comes of the al ghul family. no one in westeros/essos knows who this is, and he's like, well obviously we wanted it that way. daemon comes across him, has bi panic, they fuck. daemon finds out jason is magic (as in has magic sword and his wounds heal on his own) while jason gets creative with his english master and yaps about the al ghuls being demons and dragon slayers. daemon gets obsessed, while rhaeneyra is on denial because no, he can't be a sword swallower. now i would like to quote a note on this document "jason is very manipulative, fully knowing he can never let daemon run to rhaeneyra in order to prevent war (he's just delulu and likes his dick)". wow, no notes, 10/10, i don't even know if i meant for jason to have knowledge of this world???

[twoarrsandonesea]

In my au Jamie is Jason's daughter. Jason was raped by Jamie's mother. Jason had been being tortured by Joker(he actually attempted to stop Lilac from raping Jason but the damage was done).

Jamie was a few months old when her mother, Lilac Jenton aka Clowny, kills her in front of Jason.

Lilac tossed Jamie's body into a river.

Talia found Jamie's body while on a trip in Gotham. Talia snuggles the baby's body out of the country and into Nanda Parbat. Talia uses the Lazarus Pit to bring Jamie back to life. Talia then names Jamie "Jamie". Jamie's name is actually pronounced Hi-me, however when she is forcibly returned to America her name begins to be pronounced incorrectly.

Jamie is kidnapped by Lilac when she is four years old and forced back to America, Talia is pretty sure that there are traitors in their midst because of this.

Jamie is then tortured by Lilac for several months before being killed.

Koker finds Jamie's body and has a mental breakdown because HOLY SHIT THAT'S HIS GRANDDAUGHTER, and then her eyes begin to glow green and Joker sees her breathing. At this point he puts two and two together and comes to the conclusion that God has gifted him a chance to be a better person. He is entirely wrong but no one can convince him otherwise. He calls Prowler for help.

Now.

A run down of Prowler is that he's another Robin that Joker killed. Prowler was named Carlos Solace and was actually Robin for several years before he died, however he stuck more to the shadows so he was never noticed by the press.

Prowler agrees to help Joker raise Jamie on one condition. Joker has to stop being a supervillain. Joker agrees to this.

Several other rogues help Joker and Prowler over the next four years in raising Jamie.

Lilac was not done causing terror for Jamie as she proceeds to torture Jamie again after kidnapping Jamie again. Then tosses the body into Gotham harbor.

Jamie comes back to life again.

She claws her way out of the river and John Constantine finds her. The moment she sees John she decides that he is now her father.

John tries everything and can't get this eight year old to leave him alone.

When she's ten the devil takes her soul and drags her to Hell.

She crawls her way out.

When she's eleven she meets Lian Harper and saves Lian from a trafficking ring.

Roy had thought Lian was dead but actually she was being trafficked.

Jamie saves Lian from the trafficking ring by committing mass murder.

Lian panics because this is a child that is saving her(Lian is thirteen).

Lian and Jamie end up sticking together while Jamie tries to find Roy so she can return Lian.

Jamie and Lian find Mar'i/Mary Grayson while in Star City, somehow they left undetected by Green Arrow.

Mar'i is a year older than Jamie(thirteen by this point).

They find Kay Allen(My oc who is Bart Allen's son) while on their way to Gotham. Hunter Luther(Conners clone) is also there.

Jamie brings them with her. They end up in Gotham when she is fourteen.

The ages are now: Jamie-14 , Lian-16 , Mar'i-15 , Kay-6 , and Hunter-19.

Miraculously all of their parents were in Gotham a year later, except for Jamie's parents.

The Outcasts(as their group was called) are disbanded that year.

Mar'i and Jamie were mates however Mar'i decided that since Jamie didn't have parents that Jamie didn't deserve to be a parent. Mar'i cheats on Jamie, breaks up with Jamie and pretends to have an abortion.

This causes Jamie to spiral mentally.

Jamie stays in Gotham as the antihero/Crime lord "Knight".

Jamie continues to save people even with her suicidal tendencies.

The ages are now: Jamie-16 , Lian-18 , Mar'i-17 , Kay-8 , and Hunter-21.

Jamie and Joker(now commonly called Jack Napier), reconnect. Jamie also reconnects with Carlos Solace and the other rogues that helped raise her.

Jamie has not yet reconnected with John, mainly because John disappeared.

[thevindicativevordan]

Do you think that in a DC reboot or on an alternate Earth, like untouched Earth-Alpha, Superman and Zatanna could be a couple during Clark’s earlier years. Just an idea that’s been kicking around in my head since Zatanna’s father also got his start in Action Comics #1

Are you trying to give Paul Dini a mental breakdown? Heh sure, there’s no reason why the two couldn’t date, long as they’re in the same age bracket. Don’t know if I want to add Superman as another love interest for Zee given she’s already shipped with Constantine and Batman. But I can’t think of a reason the two couldn’t date, and I do wish Supes and her had more interactions given that bit of real world trivia.

[grrrrrrrbarkbarkbark]

John Constantine, Rip Hunter, and Ray Palmer

get them randomly assigned as your lab partner for a whole semester, get trapped with them on a broken elevator for ten hours, and they’re your employee trainer for your new job at McDonalds

1. Okay so for my lab partner the OBVIOUS choice is Ray Palmer but on closer thought I would get annoyed at him and probably have a mental breakdown eventually over the fact I don't have proper executive function and can barely do shit academically speaking vs his literal golden retriever energy. SO the actual awnser is probably Rip hunter because he is from 100 ish years in the future and he'd probably be pissed at me for not doing work which I can handle more then golden retriever energy. He'd probably also be very organized and set aside time to work together as he thrives in executive environments with structure (ie see being raised in a authortain time government and having his life be heavily structured, and also forming and operating the time bureau)

2. Id like to be stuck in an elevator with Ray as we would work together to make sure it's safe and probably just chill for awhile. He'd probably start small talking and my autistic ass that had a special intreset in social ettquite would have a blast with the scripted tennis match that is most of my social interactions.

3. And ofc John Constantine for the employee trainer. I feel like this one's pretty self explainitory but I'll explain my choice anyway. Firstly I (quburt) live with a version of him in my system I know that he differs from source a bit but I feel like it would mentally prepare me. Secondly both punks and we'd probably be like 'work fucking sucks' together. Thirdly and finally I think he'd let me have prolonged smoke breaks and work while high.

[321spongebolt]

"The Muppets: The Amazing Spider-Gonzo" Miniseries idea

For as long as I can remember, whenever I watched "Muppet Classic Theater", I remember laughing during Gonzo's mental breakdown at the end of "Rumpelstiltskin", mainly when Gonzo got caught with one of the ropes that would close the curtains (This is actually one of the scenes from said film that I thought was hilarious). It somehow gave me an idea for what if Gonzo dressed as Spider-Man and was able to swing from building to building with webs.

Looking back at said memory, I thought it could work for something I had in mind for what The Jim Henson Company/Muppet Studios can do for Disney+.

What I had in mind were either 6 or 8 episodes that will be about 30 minutes long. Gonzo has the titular role as Spider-Gonzo, with Rizzo serving as the webhead's sidekick, Spider-Rat (Rizzo will even lampshade how Spider-Man doesn't have a sidekick until Gonzo responds "He does now!"). Camilla will also have a hand in helping Gonzo and Rizzo as Spider-Hen (A chicken parody of Gwen Stacey, but without the Gwen Stacey death.).

For other roles I had in mind, Sam the Eagle would be J. Jonah Jameson, since I figured this role fits his character to some degree. Sam would constantly criticize Spider-Gonzo and Spider-Rat despite the good they do.

Kermit would have the role of Joseph "Robbie" Robertson, who serves as J. Jonah's right-hand frog, and will be his voice of reason. Behind J. Jonah's back, Robbie admires all the great things the Spider duo/trio do.

Miss Piggy would have the role of Betty Brant, who is the receptionist at the Daily Bugle, and find Gonzo and Rizzo pleasant. One episode would also feature her karate-chopping whichever villains break into the Daily Bugle.

Fozzie Bear would have the role of Hoffman (who believe it or not was a character created exclusively for Sam Raimi's "Spider-Man" trilogy). He'll come up with ideas for villain names or other ads for the Daily Bugle, which J. Jonah would dismiss, but then later claim it's his idea.

Kermit's nephew, Robin, I was thinking would have the part of Timothy Harrison, who for this adaptation is related to Robbie. And instead of having a terminal illness, this adaption will make Timothy have some kind of illness that can be curable (which will come into play for the show's final episodes in some form of an episodic arc).

For Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker, I've decided that they would be scientists that work for Oscorp. In fact, not only would they demonstrate how some of the gadgets and elixirs they made work, but for this adaption, with Gonzo and Rizzo working at Oscorp, it's possible that they would've developed Gonzo and Rizzo's Spider suits. Gonzo having the red and blue suit and Rizzo in the Miles Morales suit. Both suits would be wing suits that allow Gonzo and Rizzo to glide over air currents, but Rizzo's suit allows him to turn invisible. They would also have made their web shooters, with the webs reconstructed with silly string.

If there's anyone who could portray some of Spider-Man's greatest archenemies, I was thinking that Uncle Deadly (or alternatively a human guest star) could portray someone like Green Goblin or Vulture or other villains that fell into obscurity like Morbius the Living Vampire, The Tinkerer, Jackal, Black Tarantula, The Spot, Tombstone, or Swarm.

Other villain suggestions would include Crazy Harry as the Roderick Kingsley version of Hobgoblin (since I figured this would work his act of blowing stuff up with his TNT plunger) and Constantine the Frog as Kraven the Hunter.

And for the role of Aunt May, I'd choose a human guest star like Meryl Streep, or other any female actress in their 50s, 60s, or early 70s.

[yizukikhons]

Danny only becomes more resolved to not reveal himself the longer he stays in the manor. Every Bat member is furious with him(and holy shit Brice Wayne is BATMAN Wes would never shut up about this if he found out). Being in close quarters with people who are actively hunting him is doing bad things for his own mental health and giving him flashbacks to living in his parents' house; but Jason needs help more than he needs his sanity. Maybe if he can heal him enough, they'll go easy on him? He knows they won't. After all his parents didn't and he was their son, what would these people do to a complete stranger that hurt one of their own? He has to believe they'll treat him fairly, or he'll have a breakdown, and then who would patch up Jason?

It takes weeks. Danny's sure he's flunked out of all his classes, which he hates to do after Sam and Tucker worked so hard to make him a fake ID and get him funds, but making sure this guy heals properly is more important.

His soul looks grisly. It's warped and so misshapen it barely looks like a soul at all. The surface is pockmarked with fissures and cracks where pieces no longer fit together, and the whole thing is held together with ectoplasm(the pure kind, not that rank sewage that had been there previously), giving it a sickly green tint. It looks like bad reconstructive surgery on a fourth degree burn patient, but it's finally in one piece. Danny adds a bit of his own ectoplasm to the mix, to help keep the patches in place until the soul finishes healing, and finally goes to leave.

Only he can't. The entire mansion is locked down by a powerful binding ritual. Danny had been so focused on healing Jason, he'd stopped paying attention to what the Wayne's had been doing. (It worked with his parents) So Danny missed when they had figured out that "Daniel Nightengale" had disappeared from his college dorm, and eventually deduced that he was still by his 'victim'. A quick call to Constantine and there was an airtight seal around Wayne Manor preventing any supernatural being from entering or leaving.

Danny is so screwed.

Jason startles as a stranger on the streets of Gotham takes one look at him, looks at him in absolute horror, and then runs to the closest dumpster and vomits into it.

Jason is mildly offended. He doesn’t look that bad does he? — Danny glances back to look at the undead staring at him on the sidewalk and nearly vomits again. His soul is shattered. It’s like looking at a human after being hit by a car at 60mph who’s acting like they’re perfectly fine as they walk towards you. — Jason approaches the stranger, one hand hovering over the shoulder of the guy and asks; “Hey man what’s your problem? What's the deal w-”

The once retching passerby moves imperceptibly quick. His hands go through Jason’s chest and before he can even react he feels something snap back into place.

Jason can barely remember screaming as he near instantly blacks out from the pain.

[psychoticwillgraham]

It’s Will, Ash had a mini mental breakdown at work and the only reason it wasn’t worse was because the head cook adores it. I’ll be real with you all, we’re doing extremely poorly at the moment. I let my guard down and let Ash get lost its head, and just like how I am, it takes it a long time to fully come back from it. Hannibal’s been co fronting with me all day since the breakdown, and I’ll be the main one out for a while, while Hannibal will front for when we try to sleep. I’m extremely good at pretending to be Ash typing wise, so if I have to I will, mostly if you all get tired of me. I’ve been the host unofficially for a while now, but like I said, I’ve been mimicking it perfectly. I’m nearly indistinguishable from it in real life because we really are the same person.

Its head is a terrifying place that not even most of us here have access to, at least the deepest, darkest parts of it. Really, only me, Hannibal, and Constantine have seen it and are regularly allowed to. The rest of them couldn’t handle it, not in the least bit. Maybe except for Cassidy and Nathan, but they haven’t earned the access yet. I know I’m making Ash sound like a closet sociopath and being ultra dramatic about how ‘terrible’ its thoughts are, but I’m not trying to make it sound like that. Yes its thoughts are horrific at times, but I really do see myself in it as a person.

At its core, all it wants is to be seen, just like I did. To be loved, embraced, and just wholeheartedly accepted by someone, just one person even. It wants to find its equal, but it’s resigned itself to being alone forever. I’m certainly not one to offer advice and say that it’ll find the right person one day, because both of us are extremely cynical when it comes to our views on humanity. It wants to be an optimist, but it just isn’t. All it can see is the nasty and manipulative aspects of people. I’m not saying that Ash isn’t manipulative, because it very well is when it wants to be, but it hates to be.

So, you’ll all be getting me for the foreseeable future. -Will

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

Struggles Within

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/7LRMhn9 by CowBoyLizard1767 This Goes a bit more in-depth with Giovanni Zatara’s time inside the helmet as not much was given to what had happened during his time there, and also goes into more of Zatara’s and Nabu’s relationship with a ending twist as this will not follow the Original story line of Young Justice Words: 4442, Chapters: 3/?, Language: English Fandoms: Young Justice (Cartoon) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Categories: M/M Characters: Nabu (DCU), Giovanni "John" Zatara, Zatanna Zatara, Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent, Jason Blood, John Constantine, Klarion (DCU), Vandal Savage, Phantom Stranger (DCU), Doctor Fate, Billy Batson, Teekl (DCU), Lords of Order (DCU), Lords of Chaos (DCU), Other(s) Relationships: Giovanni “John” Zatara & Nabu (DCU) Additional Tags: Emotional Manipulation, Physical Abuse, Not Canon Compliant, Trauma, Psychological Trauma, Possessive Behavior, Mental Breakdown, Sorry Not Sorry, Other Ships Not Mentioned in Tags, Somebody Lives/Not Everyone Dies, Captivity, With A Twist, Daddy Issues, The Author Regrets Nothing read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/7LRMhn9

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Soulmate au but chaotic.

Danny gets summoned by Ras al Ghul, intending to use him as a hostage against Tim/Damian (I'm not sure which one I want) due to him being thier soulmate.

Ras makes a mistake though as Danny is in his Phantom form and decided to make the creepy old dude pay. He phased out of his cage and restraints and overshadowed Ras, making him run into a closet run headfirst into the wall and then left his unconscious body in the locked room.

Phantom, not knowing anything other than this other teen is his soulmate introduced himself as Phantom and asked if they were okay. Somehow the situation devolves into Danny deciding to take revenge against everyone who has ever hurt thier soulmate and prank everyone along the way.

Batfam? He breaks into the Wayne manor, calmly announced he knew who they really were and proceeds to repeatedly leave tiny plastic camels everywhere. Tv remote isn't working and you go to change the batteries? There's tiny plastic camels in there. Pressing snooze on you're alarm clock? A tiny plastic camel is the first thing you see in the morning. Jason being annoying? He opens his bathroom vanity and a sea of tiny GIJoe sized camels pour out.

Best part is they're not actually plastic >:)

Danny has also

1. Painted the entirety of Ras base a reflective neon orange

2. Made a show of following Ras and Talia separately around thier bases only a few inches behind them until they have to turn around and immediately enter into a startled battle stance and demand to know what he is. He sends the video to his soulmate for lols

Bonus points if they're watching this together on the batcomputer and one of them says "We won't let that happen to us"

And Danny responds behind them, shocking them.

3. Returns Tim's spleen to him in perfect condition. The bast part if that the batfam have no context for this and think Phantom, a Lazarus Pit demon just gave him a random human organ of unknown origin.

4. Alfred has pseudo tamed Danny with hot chocolate. This does not stop him from playing pranks and tricks on the bats. One of Phantoms favorite things to do is stand over peoples beds while they sleep and scare them when they wake up.

5. Phantom turned Constantine into a cat and played with his paws for 20 minutes. Then just poofed him into the JL watchtower with his trench coat. In all fairness John had said something about no one being able to get him to stop smoking and Danny took that as a challenge.

6. Cyborg keeps getting hacked and getting rick rolled

7. Wonder Woman has a non venomous snake wrapped around her neck as a scarf. No one knows where it came from but she loves it.

8. Phantom keeps writing his soulmate sappy/flirty/encouraging love notes and leaving them around the manor for them to find

9. Bruce keeps finding colorful fake mustaches on his face randomly and is having a mental breakdown.

10. Danny using a duck call as a method of sending coded messages via morse code. This happened immediately after someone told him about a drake being a male duck. Most of these messages are like the aforementioned little notes

[ecandjamesvpjournal]

Helping Fenton is “historical expert”, occult expert, and parapsychologist, Dr. Quinn Martin. Quinn used to be a Ghostbuster until an incident caused him to leave the job of busting ghost. He recently took up the job of assisting Danny Fenton, who is helping spirits move on, removing cursed items and replacing them with accurate fakes, etc. etc.

The three paranormal experts (John, Ryan, and Shane) continue to observe them, until they deal with a house that has had ties to the Ghostbusters, and really makes John nervous, Ryan fearful, and Shane curious.

To no one’s surprise but Quinn and Danny, the house is super resistant to both of their attempts to flip the house, pretending that it isn’t haunted. When they arrive, they see Danny (now revealed to be the Ghost King) and Quinn (in a jumpsuit and Proton Pack) fighting against the previous owner, Ivo Shandor. This surprises John and Ryan, realizing that they were handling the hauntings all this time, while Shane goes into a brief mental breakdown.

The psi-blast from the fight effects Shane revealing that he’s half-demon. Thankfully, they calm him down while figuring it out.

An Excerpt from this non-existent fan fiction:

“Wh-what happened?” Shane said, still slightly disoriented. Looking up, he saw Ryan who was smiling a bit nervously at him, and John who was smoking a cigarette like someone he cared for was in surgery. He then spotted Danny, who still was in a jumpsuit, but with an aetherial glow and a crown floating above his head. Standing in front of Danny was Quinn who was in a familiar jumpsuit, scanning him with an odd device that clicked and whirred as the arms on it were raised and the lights flickered quickly.

He then remembered.

John, Ryan, and Shane entered the house expecting to see the house flippers looking over a cursed item (or what was thought to be cursed), but they didn’t expect a glowing figure that was the famed Danny Phantom helping a Ghostbuster handle a strange man from the 1920s with a clown-like haircut. As the Neutrona Wand continue to blast at the man, later revealed to be a ghost, he spoke, “Ghostbuster, you will pay for what you did years ago.” “Yeah, you and what power? Because we stopped your apocalypse in ‘84, and again in ‘91.” the Ghostbuster replied. Looking closer, it was revealed that Quinn was the Ghostbuster in question.

“Can you hold him?” Danny exclaimed, as he held the ghost. “Got it.” Quinn exclaimed, before quickly switching something on the Proton Gun. The beam seemed similar than before, but it reached out and grabbed the ghost. “Take that Shandor!” Quinn yelled as Danny quickly grabbed his suitcase. “Shandor? What the fook?” Constantine exclaimed. Before anyone could do anything, Shandor released a powerful blast that knocked almost everyone back. Shane fell to the floor, while Danny and Quinn were knocked back. John started muttering a spell, but didn’t get the chance as Shandor disappeared.

Shane then started to get up from the stairs, “Woah, woah. Take it slow sir.” Quinn said, as he helped him up from his weird legs. He then stood up on what was thought to be goat legs. Shane realized that he had goat legs. He then realize that he’s half-demon. “Oh s**t!” he exclaimed. Quinn nodded, “Yup, that’s a typical reaction.” “Typical? You mean you’ve dealt with others?” Ryan asked. Quinn nodded again. “Welcome to the new reality.”

DP x DC prompt - Not Haunted, Just Old

Wherein a young adult Danny Fenton becomes a house flipper and renovates supposedly haunted houses. As an experienced house flipper (Ghost King) Danny has flipped many houses and is widely sought after.

He is also a firm denier of ghosts and the supernatural.

After all, he needs to keep up an image.

It drives John Constantine crazy, especially since they always seem to end up near the same area, dealing with the same haunted places