#Consider !

[joejhang]

need everyone to understand the comedic potential of kevin day finding out his ex-situationship and celebrity crush are dating.

[ogsherlockholmes]

Don't think about Watson making Holmes up to compensate for his loneliness after his injury. Don't think about Watson sitting alone in his hospital bed conjuring up problems just to be solved by an enigmatic imaginary friend. Don't think about all the inconsistencies in the book being due to Watson's weakening health. Don't think about Watson killing off Holmes as a means of trying to support himself without living in his imagination but failing and having to bring Holmes back to save him. Don't think about Watson writing all those historical novels (which ACD preferred to write) as another outlet for his loneliness but ultimately always returning to Holmes because that was the man who saved him. Don't think about Watson putting himself down in the stories continuously because that's how little he thought of himself, but writing Holmes, someone he thought as superior, complimenting him to try and make himself feel better. Don't think about-

[googlyeyesonmagiccards]

But have you considered...

[xoxoemynn]

just give me my damn show back, please

[wrathofrats]

Everyone talking about first time ghouls and now I’ve gotta think about first time sweet needy ifrit and also the fact that his first was probably alpha

[tributary]

maybe the best response to someone calling you a nazi isn’t “if that makes me a nazi, then i’m a proud nazi”

[curtain-caller]

If I had a nickel for every time I got into a kinda goofy first person horror game with an alliterative title where you play as someone at rock bottom trying to acquire something that'll change their life, forced to run away from their enemies through many levels littered with booby traps in the vague style of an already existing iconic video game while surrounded by the bodies of those who had tried to reach the goal before with a tablet item in hand and a few different abilities at their disposal, with one such enemy after them being a cussing rabbit mascot who considers the player to be lucky for making it this far, and at one point the man antagonist tries to strike a deal with the protag for a better/more interesting offer than their original goal, I'd have two nickels.

Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice

[gilbirda]

Okay everyone, consider:

Paulina x Jazz

Wouldn't it be cute for Paulina and Jazz ship? Some kind of Nerdy smarts girl x the Popular girl

This has been rotting my brain for a while

Maybe she tutors Paulina because Dash recommends her and Paulina is actually pretty smart but has been playing dumb for the sake of popularity. And then Jazz actually enjoys tutoring Paulina and become friends???

Jazz laments she doesn't have friends and finds solace in the Popular Girl(tm) and crushes on her and Paulina is in Denial about liking Jazz because she's a Fenton, duh and-

and how about a "A fell first but B fell harder"?????

And how about Phantom!Jazz scenario???

like

suggestion for ship name -> Pink Turquoise

we searched in case there was something already but we couldn't find any

[backpackingspace]

Okay I know technically all the monsters are suppose to be pretty far away, like that's the point that odysseus and his crew got blown so off course that they're in the sea of monsters now. But I love how the musical makes it seem like Ithaca is just surrounded by an absurd amount of monsters and gods.

[goldensunset]

if kh4 wants to be good it’s gotta have like sora excitedly telling strelitzia all about his best friends and how great they are but then it cuts to them acting insane

like ‘my buddy riku is really cool and heroic!’ he’s always got a clear rational head’ ((cuts to riku flipping over cars and/or threatening ppl in quadratum screaming ‘WHERE IS SORA’))

‘oh oh oh and kairi is so kind and brave… her pure and strong heart never falters!’ ((cuts to kairi having a full-on mental breakdown blubbering and sobbing in aqua’s arms))

[pumpkin-bats]

I don’t ship Usopp and Sanji, but something in me hollers at the idea of Usopp being himself, Sanji having a minor gay panic, and Usopp getting confused about said gay panic. There’s no words said, Usopp has no idea there’s anything more happening, and it’s beautiful.

Usopp: Does some epic, heroic savior move. Is illuminated by light from explosion or something.

Sanji: Short circuiting

Usopp: “Are you alright?”

Sanji: “sHuT yoU-“

[genderqueersammy]

Underrated Wincest song: Child of Cain

[thepersonalwords]

Think about rethinking what you're thinking, before speaking the thought you were thinking, and cause unintended consequences for speaking what you probably shouldn't have been thinking.

T.F. Hodge, From Within I Rise: Spiritual Triumph Over Death and Conscious Encounters with "The Divine Presence"

[patrice-bergerons]

I never have this reaction while watching TV but Mr Goodsir, allow me to put a ring on that finger, do you know how husband shaped you are

[fem-the-artist]

OK BUT IF I MADE A FOP JENNIFER’S BODY AU WITH TRIXIE BEING JENNIFER AND TIMANTHA BEING NEEDY WHAT THEN