#Consider !

[vampirerings]

objectifying someone by talking about their hole like its its own separate entity can be so good. like, look baby, look at how wet and messy this little hole is. it keeps getting wetter when i stick more fingers in it, do you think it likes that? its sucking in my cock so hard, i think it needs more. aww, it looks so cute and trembles when it gets pounded like that, do you think its gonna cum?

[ogsherlockholmes]

Don't think about Watson making Holmes up to compensate for his loneliness after his injury. Don't think about Watson sitting alone in his hospital bed conjuring up problems just to be solved by an enigmatic imaginary friend. Don't think about all the inconsistencies in the book being due to Watson's weakening health. Don't think about Watson killing off Holmes as a means of trying to support himself without living in his imagination but failing and having to bring Holmes back to save him. Don't think about Watson writing all those historical novels (which ACD preferred to write) as another outlet for his loneliness but ultimately always returning to Holmes because that was the man who saved him. Don't think about Watson putting himself down in the stories continuously because that's how little he thought of himself, but writing Holmes, someone he thought as superior, complimenting him to try and make himself feel better. Don't think about-

[xoxoemynn]

just give me my damn show back, please

[wrathofrats]

Everyone talking about first time ghouls and now I’ve gotta think about first time sweet needy ifrit and also the fact that his first was probably alpha

[gilbirda]

Okay everyone, consider:

Paulina x Jazz

Wouldn't it be cute for Paulina and Jazz ship? Some kind of Nerdy smarts girl x the Popular girl

This has been rotting my brain for a while

Maybe she tutors Paulina because Dash recommends her and Paulina is actually pretty smart but has been playing dumb for the sake of popularity. And then Jazz actually enjoys tutoring Paulina and become friends???

Jazz laments she doesn't have friends and finds solace in the Popular Girl(tm) and crushes on her and Paulina is in Denial about liking Jazz because she's a Fenton, duh and-

and how about a "A fell first but B fell harder"?????

And how about Phantom!Jazz scenario???

like

suggestion for ship name -> Pink Turquoise

we searched in case there was something already but we couldn't find any

[curtain-caller]

If I had a nickel for every time I got into a kinda goofy first person horror game with an alliterative title where you play as someone at rock bottom trying to acquire something that'll change their life, forced to run away from their enemies through many levels littered with booby traps in the vague style of an already existing iconic video game while surrounded by the bodies of those who had tried to reach the goal before with a tablet item in hand and a few different abilities at their disposal, with one such enemy after them being a cussing rabbit mascot who considers the player to be lucky for making it this far, and at one point the man antagonist tries to strike a deal with the protag for a better/more interesting offer than their original goal, I'd have two nickels.

Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice

[goldensunset]

if kh4 wants to be good it’s gotta have like sora excitedly telling strelitzia all about his best friends and how great they are but then it cuts to them acting insane

like ‘my buddy riku is really cool and heroic!’ he’s always got a clear rational head’ ((cuts to riku flipping over cars and/or threatening ppl in quadratum screaming ‘WHERE IS SORA’))

‘oh oh oh and kairi is so kind and brave… her pure and strong heart never falters!’ ((cuts to kairi having a full-on mental breakdown blubbering and sobbing in aqua’s arms))

[pumpkin-bats]

I don’t ship Usopp and Sanji, but something in me hollers at the idea of Usopp being himself, Sanji having a minor gay panic, and Usopp getting confused about said gay panic. There’s no words said, Usopp has no idea there’s anything more happening, and it’s beautiful.

Usopp: Does some epic, heroic savior move. Is illuminated by light from explosion or something.

Sanji: Short circuiting

Usopp: “Are you alright?”

Sanji: “sHuT yoU-“

[genderqueersammy]

Underrated Wincest song: Child of Cain

[patrice-bergerons]

I never have this reaction while watching TV but Mr Goodsir, allow me to put a ring on that finger, do you know how husband shaped you are

[shitty-mh-aus]

Au where it's the fantasy middle ages (but Jay still has a camera and YouTube for some odd reason) and the knight Jay is trying to recruit Tim and Alex to help defeat the Operator beast. Shenanigans from the regular plot ensue.

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[fem-the-artist]

OK BUT IF I MADE A FOP JENNIFER’S BODY AU WITH TRIXIE BEING JENNIFER AND TIMANTHA BEING NEEDY WHAT THEN

[dansemacabredarling]

Bloodweave is lowkey “I want us both to eat well” core.

[p3achj3llyf1sh]

Okay hear me out-

(Just a note i dont know how common this "hc" is cus I haven't roperly interacted with a fandom since I was like 13 I have no idea wtf you guys are doin up in there)

(And no, writing fanfiction on ao3 and occassionally talking to commenters doesn't technucally count.)

[sandymybeloved]

I'm a Sarah-Jane Adventures fan first and a human being second, Doctor Who is the just part of the Sarah-Jane Adventures extended universe to me