#Condiments industry

[ippinka]

This  Versatile Cutlery Rest can be used as a condiment dish or as a spoon rest in between bites. It is also perfect for serving small side dishes, desserts, and appetizers.

[tubetrading]

Apple Cider Vinegar and Your Metabolism:  A Natural Way to Boost Your Energy

Apple cider vinegar (ACV) has gained significant popularity as a natural health booster.  From aiding digestion to supporting weight management, this versatile condiment is packed with benefits.  Among its many advantages, its impact on metabolism stands out, making it a go-to choice for health-conscious individuals.  If you are looking to understand how apple cider vinegar can enhance your energy levels, you are in the right place.  As a leading apple vinegar manufacturer in India, Modern Food Products brings you insights into the power of this golden elixir.

The Science Behind Apple Cider Vinegar and Metabolism

Metabolism refers to the chemical processes your body uses to convert food into energy.  An efficient metabolism helps maintain energy levels, supports weight management, and keeps your body functioning optimally.  Apple cider vinegar contains acetic acid, which plays a key role in boosting metabolic processes.

1.         Improved Blood Sugar Regulation

One of the primary ways apple cider vinegar influences metabolism is by improving blood sugar regulation.  It helps slow down the absorption of carbohydrates, preventing sudden spikes and crashes in blood sugar levels.  This stabilizes energy levels throughout the day.

2.         Enhanced Fat Burning

Studies suggest that apple cider vinegar can promote fat burning by activating specific enzymes that break down fats.  This makes it an excellent addition to your diet if you are aiming to manage weight while staying energetic.

3.         Support for Digestive Health

Healthy digestion is critical for efficient metabolism.  Apple cider vinegar boosts the production of stomach acids, aiding in the breakdown of food and improving nutrient absorption.  As a key product offered by food processing companies in Gujarat, ACV is increasingly valued for its digestive benefits.

How to Incorporate Apple Cider Vinegar into Your Diet

Integrating apple cider vinegar into your daily routine is easy and versatile.  Here are some popular ways to enjoy its benefits:

Morning Detox Drink:  Mix one tablespoon of apple cider vinegar with a glass of warm water and a dash of honey.

Salad Dressings:  Use ACV as a tangy ingredient in your salad dressings for a flavorful and healthy boost.

Cooking:  Add it to marinades, soups, and sauces to enhance flavors while reaping its benefits.

As an apple cider vinegar supplier in UAE, Modern Food Products offers high-quality ACV that is perfect for culinary and health applications.

Private Labeling Opportunities in Vadodara

With the growing demand for apple cider vinegar, businesses are exploring opportunities to introduce their own branded products.  At Modern Food Products, we offer private labeling services in Vadodara, enabling businesses to market premium-quality apple cider vinegar under their brand names.  Our expertise in the food processing industry in Vadodara ensures that every product meets stringent quality standards.

Why Choose Modern Food Products?

As one of the best food product companies in Vadodara, Modern Food Products stands out for its commitment to quality, innovation, and customer satisfaction.  Here is what sets us apart:

State-of-the-Art Facilities:  Our advanced manufacturing unit in Vadodara enables us to produce high-quality apple cider vinegar efficiently.

Custom Solutions:  From private labelling to bulk supply, we cater to diverse business needs.

Global Reach:  As a trusted apple cider vinegar exporter in United Arab Emirates, we ensure timely delivery and exceptional service for our international clients.

The Role of Food Processing in Enhancing Apple Cider Vinegar’s Benefits

The food processing industry in Vadodara plays a crucial role in maximizing the health benefits of apple cider vinegar.  By employing advanced techniques, Modern Food Products ensures that our ACV retains its natural properties while meeting global quality standards.  This dedication makes us one of the leading food processing companies in Gujarat and a preferred condiments manufacturer in India.

Health Benefits of Apple Cider Vinegar Beyond Metabolism

While boosting metabolism is a key benefit, apple cider vinegar offers a range of additional health advantages:

1.         Supports Weight Management

ACV helps curb appetite and promotes a feeling of fullness, aiding in weight management efforts.

2.         Promotes Heart Health

Regular consumption of ACV can improve cholesterol levels and support heart health.

3.         Boosts Immunity

Rich in antioxidants and antimicrobial properties, apple cider vinegar strengthens the immune system.

4.         Enhances Skin Health

When used topically, ACV can help balance skin pH and reduce acne.

The Future of Apple Cider Vinegar in the Health Industry

The demand for natural health products like apple cider vinegar is growing rapidly.  As a top food manufacturing company in Vadodara, we are committed to meeting this demand with innovative and high-quality offerings.  Our position as a trusted food company in Gujarat reflects our dedication to excellence in the food processing companies in India.

Partnering with Modern Food Products

Whether you are a retailer looking for a reliable apple cider vinegar supplier in UAE or a brand exploring private labeling services in Vadodara, Modern Food Products is your go-to partner.  With our expertise as a leading apple vinegar manufacturer in India, we deliver products that align with your business goals and customer expectations.

Conclusion

Apple cider vinegar is more than just a condiment; it is a powerhouse of health benefits that can transform your metabolism and energy levels.  By choosing high-quality apple cider vinegar from a trusted condiments manufacturer in India like Modern Food Products, you can ensure optimal results for your health and business needs.

Modern Food Products’ commitment to quality, innovation, and customer satisfaction makes us the preferred choice for clients worldwide.  Whether you need a reliable apple cider vinegar exporter in United Arab Emirates or are looking to leverage private labeling services in Vadodara, we are here to help.

Boost your metabolism naturally with premium apple cider vinegar from Modern Food Products.  Contact us today to learn more about our offerings and how we can support your journey to health and success.

[lykaglobal9]

Best PET Sheet Supplier for Food and Beverage Packaging Worldwide: Lyka Global Plast 

When it comes to food and beverage packaging, quality, durability, and safety are paramount. Packaging not only preserves the freshness and taste of the products but also ensures they reach the consumer in perfect condition. In this domain, Lyka Global Plast has emerged as a trusted name, providing premium PET sheets that cater to the diverse needs of the global food and beverage industry. Renowned for its commitment to quality and innovation, Lyka Global Plast stands as the best PET sheet supplier for food and beverage packaging worldwide. 

Why Choose PET Sheets for Food and Beverage Packaging? 

PET (Polyethylene Terephthalate) sheets have become the preferred choice for packaging in the food and beverage industry due to their superior properties. They are lightweight, transparent, and provide excellent barrier protection against moisture, oxygen, and other external contaminants. PET sheets are also highly durable, making them ideal for protecting food and beverages from damage during transportation and storage. Additionally, they are recyclable, making them an environmentally responsible choice for businesses committed to sustainability. 

Lyka Global Plast: A Leader in PET Sheet Supply 

Lyka Global Plast has established itself as a leader in the PET sheet supply industry, offering high-quality PET sheets specifically designed for food and beverage packaging. Here’s why Lyka Global Plast stands out as the best PET sheet supplier: 

1. Uncompromised Quality Standards 

At Lyka Global Plast, quality is the cornerstone of every product. The company uses only the finest raw materials and employs advanced manufacturing processes to ensure that each PET sheet meets the highest standards of quality and safety. Rigorous quality control measures are implemented at every stage of production, from raw material sourcing to final inspection, to guarantee products that are free from defects and contaminants. 

2. Innovative Packaging Solutions 

Lyka Global Plast is at the forefront of innovation, constantly developing new solutions to meet the evolving needs of the food and beverage industry. Their PET sheets are designed to offer superior clarity, ensuring that packaged products look appealing on store shelves. Additionally, their PET sheets are highly customizable, allowing clients to choose from various thicknesses, colors, and finishes to suit their specific packaging requirements. 

3. Global Reach and Reliable Supply Chain 

With a well-established global distribution network, Lyka Global Plast ensures timely delivery of PET sheets to clients worldwide. The company has built strong partnerships with key players in the food and beverage industry, providing them with consistent, high-quality PET sheets for various packaging applications. Their reliable supply chain management ensures that customers receive their orders on time, regardless of their location. 

4. Commitment to Sustainability 

Lyka Global Plast is deeply committed to sustainability and environmentally responsible practices. Their PET sheets are fully recyclable, contributing to reduced plastic waste and promoting a circular economy. By choosing Lyka Global Plast, businesses in the food and beverage industry can align themselves with sustainable packaging practices without compromising on quality or performance. 

5. Exceptional Customer Support 

Customer satisfaction is a top priority at Lyka Global Plast. The company offers exceptional customer support, assisting clients in selecting the right PET sheets for their packaging needs. Their team of experts provides valuable insights and guidance, ensuring that each client receives a tailored packaging solution that enhances product appeal and shelf life. 

Conclusion 

For businesses in the food and beverage industry seeking the best packaging solutions, Lyka Global Plast is the ultimate partner. As a leading PET sheet supplier, Lyka Global Plast combines top-tier quality, innovation, sustainability, and excellent customer support to deliver unmatched packaging solutions worldwide. Choose Lyka Global Plast for your food and beverage packaging needs and experience the difference that quality and expertise make. 

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[writersdrug]

My brain is open to your bartender Ghost thoughts

Give me them all 🙏

Lordy this au isn't even an hour old and I have so many thoughts

He doesn't really know what to expect when you come in the morning after the interview. At eight am sharp, he watches as you trudge inside, wearing ripped tights, shorts, knock off combat boots, and a baggy shirt that's messily tucked into your waistline. It looks like you had put on eye liner last night and gone to bed, black lines smudged in a perfect "bedhead" look.

"Really?" He asks, arms folded and muscles buddging. "Come t' the interview in a skirt 'n dress shirt, n' show up t' the first shift lookin' like a wannabe biker chick?"

You scoff, pulling your hair up into a bun. "Didn't realize I'd be walking into the asscrack of "The Devil Wears Prada"..."

He huffs and shakes his head. You hve tough skin - good.

He had Soap come in early that day - poor man usually worked between 4 pm 'til whenever Ghost decided to close. He's still rubbing his eyes and yawning when a pen and spiral notepad are shoved into your hands, Simon pushing you towards towards the cook's table with a hand on your back.

"Hey, welcome to the 141." You say, no attempt at politeness in your tone. Ghost huffs fondly, appreciating how you cut through the bullshit. "Any appetizers today?"

"None o' that keech," Soap says, squeezing his eyes shut and pinching his brow. "Canna have a rusty nail 'n th' smash grunded, wel doon 'n with the bun scud - cannae stand th' aoli. Chips oan the side."

You stare at him, eyes wide in disbelief, before turning to Ghost. "Do they all sound like that?"

He grunts. "If they're drunk."

"Are you drunk?" You ask Soap.

"Feck if I know, tryin' tae figure it oot myself." He groans.

Ghost helps you decipher the words Soap had vomited out. You successfully punch it into the POS, only needing a few pointers from the giant over your shoulder. For the rest of the morning amd afternoon, he taeaches you which button on the soda gun was which, the difference between tonic water and club soda, how to run the industrial sanitizer - with a "ye best make sure that shite is rinsed 'fore ye stick em in there" from Soap - where the new kegs go when Gaz brings them in, where to find napkins and condiments in the walkin, how to cut fruit for the bar, and lastly, how to split your tips.

"But why do I have to pay you?" You ask Ghost, sitting at a table with your calculator app on your phone and a basket of fries between the two of you. "You make loads of tips just pouring liquor."

He chuckles, watching you pop a fry into your mouth. "'N you get a cut of sales from the kitchen, since you're part of it."

You perk up at that. "I do?"

"Seven percent." He confirms. "A decent payout on weekends."

"And Soap doesn't get tips."

"Johnny boy gets paid by th' hour."

"I don't?"

"If ya do well enough, ya won't have to." He says, resting his meaty forearms on the table. "You'll be walkin' out with hundreds."

You chew your lip nervously; Simon's eyes linger on the movement, shifting his weight - the polyester seat creaks beneath him as he observes you fretting silently, the silence only broken by the sound of Soap prepping in the kitchen. "Don' worry too much 'bout it. You're young - jus' keep a smile on 'n you'll be fine. Soap 'n I got your back tonight, but I'm not pickin' up your slack after the week passes."

The fry you're steering towards your mouth falls to the table as Simon stands up. "Tonight?!" You exclaim, shimmying out of the booth.

"Yep. Sixteen hundred."

You glance at your phone. "That's in an hour!" There are kegs stacked by the front door, unpolished and enrolled silverware on the bar top, and half of the chairs are still stacked on the countertops.

"Best get to work then, hmm?" Ghost says, grabbing a container of lemons and moving behind the bar.

[hurtspideyparker]

Thinking about restless spirit Tony Stark who just can't move on to the after life.

The first thing he does once he realizes he's an apparition is check on Pepper and Morgan. True to their word, they're okay. He watches them for a bit but feels this deep unrest pulling him away from the quaint home he yearns for.

There's a deep wrongness within him, some unfinished business that draws him back to New York.

He fears for a moment that it's Peter- but no, it can't be him. He'll be in Massachusetts right now, attending MIT as a freshman. There isn't a doubt in Tony's mind that his little genius is already making his mark.

Still, he follows the pull of his spirit to some dingy Queens' apartment he's never been to before.

It's deep in the night yet the apartment is empty. He looks around a bit, his body phasing through anything he attempts to touch.

It's small and dirty. There's old coffee cups on the desk, alongside a couple GED manuals. Great, the universe thinks he has unfinished business with some broke high school dropout.

He's pondering how he must have screwed up this kid's life; was it the Avengers, Stark Industries? Maybe his old playboy lifestyle is finally coming to bite him in the ass.

His contemplation is cut short by the sound of the window cracking open.

It strikes Tony for a moment that maybe he's stuck on Earth to be a guardian angel, Iron Man living on as some invisible protector against whatever creep is sneaking into people's windows. It doesn't make much sense considering the whole non-corporeal thing, but he still stiffens like he's ready for a fight.

He sees a man- no, a thing? A creature maybe, or an alien. Even in death Tony can't escape being one of Earth's mightiest heroes.

The creature is shrouded in darkness, something slick and bald crawling inside the room with terrifying grace and silence. It shuts the window with a soft kssssh as the seal is formed.

And then it pulls off its mask.

There, with the click of a table lamp, glows the face of Peter Parker.

He's definitely older now; sturdier shoulders, a rugged set of his jaw, hair tamed to something semi-professional. Still present, though, are those gentle brown eyes.

Nothing makes sense right now. Why is his kid here, in this apartment? Surely May wouldn't allow this. How many tenant laws does this place break? Where are his little sidekick friends? And on what planet would Peter Parker ever need a GED?

Tony's getting angry now, watching Peter move around the tiny space. He changes out of his costume and into pajamas. That spider suit isn't Tony's suit, it looks like cheap craft store fabric.

The kid opens a small freezer and pulls out the singular bag of peas that reside in there, pressing it against his ribs while he goes to pop some bread into a toaster.

Tony takes note of every glimpse he gains into Peter's life. Empty cabinets when he reaches for a jar of peanut butter. A fridge housing nothing but condiments and energy drinks when he goes to grab jam. A drawer with two spoons, no forks, and a paring knife which he pulls out and sticks into the strawberry jam jar just as the toast pops.

This is all so wrong.

Tony's outrage is coming to a rolling boil. Peter deserves the world- he was gonna give him the world. He couldn't wait to send Peter to MIT and show him off as his protégé. Tony was gonna fund his projects, tease him about pretty girls, maybe even see him step back from Spider-Man and act like a normal college kid. He wanted to see him flourish and grow up. It was all he could think about when Peter turned to dust between his fingers; he should be goofing off with his friends at a mathletes meeting, or building Legos, not fighting an intergalactic war.

Tony couldn't even conceive how much went wrong to end up here.

Alone. Broke. No school. He didn't even have his Stark suit to protect him. Everything that made him him has been stripped, leaving him in this shallow box with scuffed paint and hollow cabinets.

Tony can feel the violent rage burn deep in his spirit as he thinks about it.

This is why he's here. He can't let his boy live like this, wasting his potential to be some villain's punching bag. Where is everyone? Does no one care enough to stop this? The fury that builds in Tony is dangerous, wondering why a dead man is the only one who cares about the teen's life right now.

Without thinking Tony's hand reaches for the GED textbook, a mocking piece of work that laughs in his face, and throws it at the stupid little kitchenette that's mere feet from the bed.

It sails across the room with surprising speed before it's met with a thunk against Peter's palm, hand reaching out to catch it from the air before it collided with the toaster.

Oh.

Peter sets the book down and immediately picks up his web shooters, eyes darting furiously to every corner of the tiny apartment.

"Who's there?"

Tony steps a little closer but Peter's eyes just look right past him.

"C'mon Pete, c'mon. I'm here, I'm right here."

Tony looks for something else to grab. He swats at a hopefully empty coffee cup on the wooden desk, but his hand just passes right through it.

"Shit," the hope Tony felt waivers slightly and he tries again.

Nothing.

Peter is searching his apartment now, making sure the window is secure and feeling around every crevice, bookshelves, under the bed, in the top corners of the room. Searching for something nefarious, tech maybe.

Tony hits the cup, again and again, frustration building up and up and up till-

The cup flies across the room, Tony and Peter's eyes track its movements as it bounces against the ground and rolls to a stop.

"Shit," Peter breathes out.

Tony walks up to Peter now, standing before him.

"Figure it out. Think kid, you've met aliens, gods, magicians, surely ghosts aren't too far fetched."

Peter closes his eyes. His posture straightens, Tony watches him take a deep breath in as the hairs on his bare arms stand on end.

Peter's eyes blink open, and they're looking directly at Tony.

Tony smirks, "that's it."

Peter turns around and picks the cup off the ground, running to his desk with it and ripping a piece of lined paper out of a notebook and scribbling furiously on it.

Tony walks over as Peter places the cup in the center of the paper.

On the left is the word YES in bold print, NO on the right.

"Okay, okay okay. So, move the cup if, if you wanna talk. Um, is there someone in the room right now?"

Tony reaches for the cup, an intense glare as his fingertips graze it gently. It shifts minutely towards the YES.

"Shit! Shit. Sorry, whew. Okay. Are you friendly?"

Tony moves it to YES again.

"Are you a, um. Person? Like not an alien?"

YES.

"Are you wearing tech, invisibility suit or your molecules are uncalibrated or maybe it's a portal thing like, multiverse shit is happening again, a mirror universe! Oh, maybe a..."

Tony let's a frustrated sign. The kid is too practical, logical. He needs to think like a non-genius.

"... could be. Or, or maybe you're just a ghost-"

Tony perks up and immediately swats the cup, causing it to fly off the desk towards the YES.

"Oh. Oh that's... kinda normal. Or maybe really weird? I mean... I certainly have some ghosts in my past."

Peter picks the cup up and puts it back on the desk.

"Do I know you?"

YES.

"You said you were friendly, and I'm not getting any danger tingles from you. I'm gonna start with people I know are dead, cuz I just really hope you're not a... new ghost. Um. M-May?"

The boy's voice cracks on the word and Tony freezes. May is dead? Tony starts to fear that things are a lot more wrong than he previously thought.

Peter's breath catches and Tony realizes he's waiting, dying for an answer, and quickly pokes the cup towards NO.

Peter's shoulders sag.

"Uncle Ben?"

NO.

"T- Mr. Stark?"

Tony grins, "now we're getting somewhere!"

YES.

Tony is going to have his work cut out for him, but being here with Peter just feels right.

Peter breaks out into a matching smile.

"Wow, okay. I think I'm gonna need more paper," he says as the boy gets to work making a more complex system than YES and NO.

Tony watches on proudly, reminiscing about all the great Peter was and all the great he still is, despite his situation. Whatever this is, they'll figure it out.

Together.

[haveyouseenthisskeleton]

What are the skellies favorite food (besides condiments) ? Main 10 pls

Undertale Sans - Burgers & fries. He could never get enough of them and he's always happy when he has some!

Undertale Papyrus - Oatmeal with dinosaur eggs. He has also an addiction to tiramisu.

Underswap Sans - Honey candies, ironically. Turns out that when they're made with real honey and not bullshit industrial shit, it's really, really good.

Underswap Papyrus - Whatever Blue begs him to please not eat in the fridge.

Underfell Sans - Pizza. He discovered humans are hundred of varieties of them and now he's going crazy about it. He doesn't even have to do them anymore, there's place doing them for him!

Underfell Papyrus - Lasagnas with spinach and ricotta. Edge doesn't like meat but vegetables were really expensive Underground. He's learning to eat again.

Horrortale Sans - Everything homemade. He is not difficult as long as it's good.

Horrortale Papyrus - Everything homemade and without meat. Meat makes him sick, just seeing it gives him a stomachache.

Swapfell Sans - Anything with expensive coffee inside is fine. Nox is very difficult to please anyway.

Swapfell Papyrus - Chicken McNugget. He got so betrayed when they gave him a veggie version once. How dare.

Fellswap Gold Sans - Frozen veggies. You read that right. He doesn't warm them. He eats them frozen.

Fellswap Gold Papyrus - CAKES. ALL TYPE OF CAKES. WITH CHOCOLATE.

[1moreff-creator]

Hello! Not sure if you share headcanons regarding ships, but if so, then do you have any in regard to Xanace? Feel free to discard this if otherwise ^^

Hello! You know, I don’t think I’ve ever really talked about ships outside of some jokes here and there, but I’ll see what I can do! No Killing Game AU because I don’t know what to do within the KG, and mostly fluff because I'm not an angsty kinda mood :v

Getting Together

-Xander and Ace disliked each other upon first meeting in Hope’s Peak, kinda like canon. You know, Ace’s rudeness annoyed Xander, who scared Ace in return.

-But… they shared classes with Mai, who was hellbent on everyone getting along. Somehow she manages to get them to talk in friendlier terms, and they actually find out they have quite a bit in common. I hope you know enough about Mai for that to make sense.

-They start acting a bit like each other’s impulse control, with Xander getting Ace to back down from meaningless fights and Ace rightfully calling out Xander whenever he gets in too deep in something revolution-related and doesn’t get the help he needs (“what? So you think you’re so much smarter than all of us that you’re the only one that can steal those documents? How about you go sleep for the first time this week and I show you how easy it is!”)

-Ace starts feeling safer around Xander because of his inhuman strength and general protectiveness, and Xander starts feeling like he can relax around Ace. Ace is actually pretty funny when he's not being mean, turns out.

-Ace is actually the one to confess first, and he did it by writing a love letter because he was too scared to say it out loud... prompting Xander to first ask Whit and Arei if they were pranking him, because "there's no way Ace writes in cursive." The misunderstanding got resolved quickly, and they got together.

Fluff

-Ace is uniquely capable of getting Xander our of the worst of moods. If Xander's feeling broody and doesn't wanna talk about it, all he has to do to cheer up is watch Ace's silly antics for a little bit, and he'll be fine.

-Whenever Xander gets pissed off at some form of corruption or another, Ace will join in on the hate, even if he has no idea what the situation is.

-Ace likes calling in Xander whenever he gets scared of something, which is pretty often. There are a few dents in Hope's Peak's walls where Xander threw something at a spider on Ace's behalf.

CW: Eating disorder

-Xander always makes sure Ace eats the right amount and healthily, he's inescapable in this aspect. Funnily enough, Ace actually really dislikes a lot of the food Xander makes (way too spicy for him, it's canon the Rebel eats with a lot of spice), which helps him find the motivation to make proper meals for himself as to avoid being forced to eat those monstrosities. Conversely, Xander actually likes Ace's food... provided he's allowed to add a few metric tons of condiments and spices to it.

CW Over

-Xander gets roped into the Halloween Trio (Veronika-Arturo-Ace) movie nights that Vero drags Ace into. He doesn't actually like horror movies (particularly gory ones), but he enjoys it because Ace consistently clings to him for comfort during the scary parts.

-Xander loves Ace's family, because it's so big. 9 siblings?! He knows it's a little weird, but a lot of them remind him of his own family before they, y'know... so he likes hanging out at Ace's house because it kinda fills that hole in his heart.

-A lot of Ace's siblings make fun of Xander's British accent. He's learnt to accept this. They also make fun of Ace a lot, but they do it less in Xander's presence because he scary.

-So much corruption in the horse racing industry gets exposed, courtesy of Xander. So much.

(I don't actually know how corrupt that industry is but based on a quick google search, and given there's money and gambling involved, I'm assuming "at least quite a bit")

-Arei: "How did Ace Markey get a boyfriend before you?"

Whit: "I guess he was done... horsing around xD" (<- Actually very depressed about this fact)

-David is very supportive, since he wants to support anything his idol friend wants to do. He also happens to be mostly exempt from Ace's insults, since Xander gets sad whenever Ace says something bad about him.

-Ace: "Basically you're stupid and Xander's right."

Min: "Do you have any idea of what we're actually discussing?"

Ace: "No, and I don't need to."

-Xander isn't scared of horses or horse-riding, so he asks Ace if he could take him on a ride some time. Ace finally does it one day, except he rides the horse at Ultimate Jockey speed to get it over with faster.

Xander still isn't scared of horse-riding, but he'll probably never ride behind Ace again.

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I hope that's enough! Thanks for the ask!

[dragonblobz]

The Desert Pt 7

Hours pass. At first, with me holding the harness around me, wishing I could hug him. Then, with me leaning the seat back. But I’ve slept enough. I just CAN’T anymore.

I drain the last drops from my Fiji. Stare at the big empty bottle. Crap. I’ll have to get more soon.

My ghost robot, possibly alien car has fallen into silence. Comfortable for HIM maybe. My butt cheeks feel smooshed and I’d KILL for a stretch. And a burger actually……

The scenery around us gradually begins to change. Dessert, and then not. And then I spy the mother of all resources. A sign promising a gas station in 5 miles.

“Hey. Psssst.”

“Yes?”

He answers so quickly. I forget my boredom and smile again.

“I gotta pee, Brobot.”

“You’ve gotta…… what??”

I start to hiss giggle.

“I gotte pee. Loose the damn. Pop a mighty wizz. Knock the pissa.”

Just silence. And that purring engine. I groan and laugh.

“I have to put the water I drank earlier INTO something now.”

“Oh dear Primus….” He sounds so disgusted. Luckily for him, I have zero grasp on modesty. At least he gets it. I think???

“There’s a rest stop ahead. I can pee there. And also get more water and food.”

“Water and food? Ah yes, nourishment. But I’m not sure you should be around others of your kind. No one can know of mine.”

I scowl. It makes my tender face hurt.

“I VOLUNTEERED to be here, Christine. You think I’m gonna go in there and be like…”

I wave my hands around my face and squawk.

“OHMYGOD SAVE ME I’VE BEEN KIDNAPPED BY A VERY COOL ROBOT GHOST CAR THAT I’D PREFER NOT TO BE PARTED FROM BLAH BLAH BLAH. ALSO HE MIGHT BE AN ALIEN.”

“Oh shut up. We’ll stop.” He sounds SO grumpy. I try my best to hug the harness around me.

“Thanks. Thank you!”

We’re going so fast. It’s only about a minute before I see a big brightly lit building ahead. One of those big industrial gas stations. The ones with the walk in booze cooler.

“There!”

I can FEEL him huff around me just as much as hear it. And I giggle and rub my hands on his steering wheel. It’s the only form of affection I can think of to share.

We slow and pull in. I wonder what the people inside must think. Two cars worth well over 2 million dollars apiece just tooting in. It’s not like we’re anywhere near Vegas anymore.

“You’ve got five kilicks before I come in there after you….” An impatient growl around me as the driver’s side door glides open.

“I dunno about kin licks, bruh. But give me 10 minutes.” I’m just laughing as I unbuckle myself from the harness and grab my pack. Thinking about how much everyone inside would shit themselves at a giant robot peeling off the roof like “I’m looking for the annoying one. You seen it?”

I trudge to the building, aware of how much cooler the air feels now. How less dry it feels. And there’s trees all around. It’s CRAZY how far you get going as fast as we were.

There’s not many people inside, but man are they staring at me. At my friends outside. I feel an odd sort of nervousness. I might have needs, but I’d MEANT it when I’d said I’d never say a word. I’d better hurry.

I begin in the large restroom. It’s quiet and empty. Just the muted muffled sound of modern country music wafting thru the whole place.

After doing my business I go to the sink and discover WHY I’d been stared at when I look in the mirror.

Geez. My entire FACE is bruised. Still remnants of dried blood around my nostrils. And my hair looks like two birds have been fucking in it.

I wash my hands and then do the same for my face. Faucet all short and automated and just plain awkward to work with. Using the paper hand wipes instead of the blower to dry. Gently pressing at my face.

No. Nothing broken. But it’s still tender and looks hideous. I use the pick from my pack to tug at my snarled hair as best as I can.

When I exit the restroom, I zoom around the isles. Grabbing up as much as I can. Three more big Fijis. Jerky. And a mouthwatering cheeseburger spinning around in a heated display. Shitty and flappy and no condiments or veggies, and I can’t WAIT to shove the entire thing into my mouth.

On my way to the register, I spy something that makes me stop and grin. Arms all full.

I snatch it up and paw thru the rest of objects like it, looking for another color.

I’m in the car isle. And I’m giddily splurging on my new friends.

I plop the biggest insane armfull of crap in front of the cashier. And he’s looking at me like I might have just escaped from some truly unsavory prison or something, but he starts ringing up all my stuff.

“You okay?” He’s bug eyed. And so I think up a lie and I think it up quick.

“You’ve seen Hangover, right?”

I brandish my pointer finger at the two ridiculous Lamborghinis outside the big sparkling windows.

“I’m rich. I’m dumb. And my friend wants his…..” my eyes flail around my pile of crap.

“… his Tijuana Mama okay??”

I’m well aware of my complete inability to properly socialize. But I’m still COMPLETELY unprepared for this man going from nosey shock to bland disinterest so quickly.

“Alright then.” It’s like he doesn’t even care now???

Lamborghinis are wasted on the rich, I decide. It’s like a free ticket to looking INSANE. I have been ROBBED by my birthright.

I’m grinning at the man as he finishes. He looks so bored now.

“Keep the change.” I say as I collect my debit card from him, every bit aware that there’s no change with this method of payment. And I’m chuckling like a demon imp as I stuff all my crap into my pack. Still chuckling as I exit the building.

“You were dawdling.” Sunstreaker’s voice is an impatient growl as I approach him. He’s kept his drivers side door open this whole time.

“I have a Lamborghini. I do what I want.” I’m giggling as I plop inside of him again and start untangling the harness to fasten around me.

He huffs, his door gliding closed. I hiss with laughter. But…. He doesn’t argue. I fully expect him to….. but he doesn’t. My laughter dies into chortles and then into happy silence.

We leave the gas station. Engine just that nice rumbling purr.

“Hey. Once we get outta sight of this place, pull over.”

“Why…..” He sounds so suspicious. I grin.

“Because I got you presents.”

“Presents?”

He sounds even MORE suspicious.

“Oh yes.” I start giggling again.

He doesn’t respond, and I half expect him to have no response. To just keep going.

But…. We pull over just a few miles down the road.

“I’ve stopped. And you will tell me why.” His voice rumbles in grump around me as I unbuckle myself from the harness.

“Just open up!” I’m so excited. Grabbing my bulging pack as he complies, drivers door gliding open.

“Sideswipe!” I’m SO excited. Hearing a beep. The red Lambo flicks it’s headlights at me behind us.

“You’re bouncing, little buddy. You okay?”

“Oh yes! Just…. Open up! I got something for you!”

I wait impatiently for that drivers door to glide open, then plop my butt in the seat like I own the place.

His charming chuckle bubbles all around me.

“For me?”

“Uh huh!” I dig out the obnoxious pair of bright red fuzzy dice from my pack. And drape it over his rear view mirror.

“One more thing….” I pull the next object out. A little Hawaiian hula lady bobble head. Rip the paper from her base and plop her sticky feet on his dash, giggling madly.

“Do sumthin to wiggle her!”

I jerk as his engine screams under my butt. He’s not moving, but the jolt makes her little head shake. I screech gleefully and clap my hands. Lean forward and kiss the center of his steering wheel impulsively.

“Are you accessorizing me, little buddy?” I can feel and hear him chuckling around me. And I’m laughing too.

“I couldn’t help it. It’s just too cute!”

“You’d better have gotten Sunny something.” More chuckles, these decidedly more wicked sounding. And when I look out the open door, I only see a yellow Lamborghini. But the GRUMP is tangible in the air. I snort and giggle.

“You know I did!”

I exit the red Lambo, and the other car is silent. No purring engine. I’m blushing and I don’t know why.

“Did you think I’d forget about you?”

No response, but that drivers door remains open. I settle inside and start hissing with laughter as I start buckling myself in and the door closes. Engine roaring to life.

We begin moving on the highway. It’s like I can feel him deliberately ignoring me. And I’m just grinning. I just CAN’T be upset. He’s so obviously jealous.

I don’t bother to placate or speak. I just pull the bright yellow fuzzy dice out of my pack and drap them over his rear view mirror. Just smiling so largely.

“Well? Where’s my other thing?” He sounds so butthurt. And I’m just laughing for a few moments before I blush again and fall silent.

“Well… I didn’t get you a bobble head….”

I can FEEL the judgement around me. And I’m blushing too hard to do anything but clasp the last gift out of my pack.

“I don’t need anything from you.”

It does sting. I can admit it. And I’m very quiet while I rip open the scented cardboard tree. Just loop it around his rear view mirror with the fuzzy dice. And then just cling to my harness and wait for him to say more mean things.

But he doesn’t say anything. Just that purring engine beneath me. Long enough for me to nervously explain myself.

“Rose Thorn. It’s…. It’s my favorite scent from this brand. It’s really nice…”

“You’re favorite scent?” He sounds thoughtful. I blush even harder. Feeling so self conscious.

“Yes. I…. I like it a lot….”

“Then I like it as well.” Nothing else. Just the sound of that engine purring around me. All stark and sincere. And I start to smile again, still blushing.

I don’t say anything else. Just blush and turn my head to stare out the window.

We’re in trees now. Forest scrub. I have NO idea where we’re going. And I don’t really care. I’m happy right where I am.

“Hey….”

“Yes?” His voice has that same softness from before.

“You don’t have a radio?”

“A radio? I can. Do you want one?”

I hear the sounds of mechanical warping. Turn my head to watch his naked console morph into……

“Oh my god…” I start giggling. Just looking at the fancy digital stereo system that’s just…. There now.

“You’re wanting music, yes?” and music curls around me inside this car. Muted and low. And I’m snort giggling like a heathen.

“You don’t like it? I like it….” He sounds SO grumpy.

“Is….. is this….. Journey????” I'm just wheezing.

“Well. What do YOU want to hear?” Oh he’s mad. I ignore him. Giggling for a few more moments, and then humming to the song before I answer.

“Naw. I like Journey.” I chortle again and then start to sing quietly. And he doesn’t say anything else. Not for the whole song. Like he’s just listening to my idiot quiet singing.

I’m just smiling and singing and so happy. Who’d have ever thought I’d be singing Wheel In The Sky in a fucking ghost car robot alien???

The song ends. I become silence. The next song begins. I giggle.

“Led Zeppelin??”

“I haven’t heard you tell me what you want to hear.” So so grumpy. I’m just grinning. Pulling that crappy gas station cheese burger out to gobble it down. Finishing it with a huge swig of fresh cold Fiji water.

A honking noise makes me jerk my head as I’m wiping my face and hands with a wrinkled napkin. Sideswipe behind us. Flashing his lights and laying into his horn.

“We’ve got company.” Sunstreaker doesn’t sound worried. He sounds…. Resigned.

I notice another vehicle now. In that mirror outside the window. Another red one. A big cherry red van?

I feel the entire Lamborghini huff around me.

“It’s Ironhide. Act natural.” He sounds so annoyed. And I can’t help but laugh.

“Oh yeah. Sure. Natural. Is he…..” the slight prickles of nervousness. Ironhide. ANOTHER one of them, I can only assume.

“You’re safe.” It’s a final sound. Not necessarily reassurance. But it makes me feel like I don’t have to worry. But I’m still worrying.

“I’m sorry. I don’t want to make trouble.” I feel terrible now. That van is right next to us. Like it’s accompanying us. Or WATCHING us.

“You’re no trouble…” It’s another new tone from him. Protective.

“Okay.” It’s a little nervous croak. And curious. I feel like something big and new is about to happen. I’m just gawping at this big red van cruising next to us.

I hear Sideswipe now. It’s like Sunstreaker is letting him talk again.

“Aw don’t mind Ironhide. He’s a pussy cat.” And that confident chuckle. And it DOES make me feel just a little bit less guilty.

“You just sit tight, little buddy. You’re gonna talk to Prime. Everything is gonna be okay.”

I see the trees around us. Spot a hulk of metal nestled in the side of a mountain ahead of us. It’s enormous. And the road we’re on is care worn gravel. It feels like a SECRET.

“O… Okay….” I feel so oddly nervous. Just cling to this harness around my body.

And it’s Sunstreaker’s voice now. Firm and confident and gentle. And it makes me feel safe.

“I’ll be there the entire time. I won’t leave you.”

Safe. It feels…. Safe….

[expatesque]

Monthly Recap - Nov

Second round of this, under the cut

Read

Mansfield Park, Jane Austen - Do not recommend, was decent in the start but a slog by the end. Fanny is the most insipid protagonist I’ve come across in Jane by a mile, truly wishing her the worst.

Death in the Clouds, Agatha Christie - a top notch Poirot, very fun and twisty.

The absolute drama around Yellow Bittern has been so jokes, Vittles as ever had a great take

Ann Helen Peterson on how to show up for friends (meh, some interesting suggestions, very American oriented) and whether the kids are too soft (oriented towards journalism but a good question to be asking in any industry).

So much about the last 6 months of the economy (tuned out for my gardening leave, now have to catch up).

Watched

This month included Halloween so we had Practical Magic (an absolute must watch for the season for me), Beetlejuice (first time watching, more entertaining than I thought it would be), and I Married a Witch (the second you see Veronica Lake in this you understand why someone would risk their eternal soul and stay married to her)

A lot of West Wing - election season always gets me back to here, one of the best shows ever

Drop Dead Gorgeous - a fun one for a wine-filled night in with a friend

A hungover binge of Man on the Inside - sweet and cute and sad, especially if you know people who've had memory issues.

I am continuing to watch Charmed at night before bed, which is low stakes and amusing enough. Also watching Vampire Diaries, which is terrible but great fun mainly because I live text my reactions to my friend who’s already seen it while I watch, so it’s really half a friendship exercise.

Did

Attended: The ballet! Saw Encounters: Four Contemporary Ballets at the Royal Opera House which was largely eh but (1) the Royal Opera House is amazing, worth seeing anything there for the venue (and esp the bar), alone, and (2) the final piece, The Statement by Crystal Pite, was absolutely mind-blowing, one of the best things I’ve seen in a long time.

Went to three V&A Young Patrons things: Portrait Miniatures handling session (v cool), opening party for the Great Mughals (v fun), private viewing of the Great Mughals (v good, see below).

Learned to: Use hot rollers. Really recommend, they're a super easy way to look way more polished and genuinely take <10 min start to finish. I used this tutorial (and can confirm the volumizing spray she talks about is very good).

Made new friends!: Ana I think is going to be a good one, maybe Parker too. And Beatrix is a perfect tennis friend, not sure if we'll graduate beyond that.

Revarnished my outdoor furniture: trying to help it survive this winter better than last.

A lot of soaking in oxygen bleach of towels, tea towels, stained shirts, etc: getting things into shape for when I go back to work.

Went to a Thursday singles event and went on a date off the back of that: event was scary and kinda meh but I met someone so, worth it.

Found someone to play tennis with during the week (and played twice outside of drills): a big accomplishment, she’s lovely and a good player and available the same kinds of times that I am. Jackpot.

Last Month’s Goals

☑️Use all class pass classes: Actually had to buy more passes, did a lot of F45 and Qigong this month.

☑️Read a book: see Read section above.

☑️New Recipes x4: (1) Confit Chicken Legs - so good and how amazing that they keep for months, (2) Rick Bayless Slow cooker mole - a really good mole recipe (available on YouTube) with a huge amount of depth for (relatively) little work, (3) Brazilian Stroganoff - made this for the Brazilian GP (I try to make themed food for every GP) and it was decent but not my fav and I’m unlikely to make again, (4) Not proper recipes but did a lot of making my own condiments and syrups, e.g. rosemary simple syrup, pickled chillis, slow roasted cherry tomatoes.

☑️Go to a new museum: The Wallace Collection, can’t believe I haven’t been before, it’s free and lovely. The Swing is actually very cool in person, I hadn’t realized how small it is. And the recently completed conservation is wonderful, the colors are really stunning. There’s also a nice cafe. Recommend!

☑️☑️Go to an Exhibition (x2): The Great Mughals at the V&A (very interesting, lots of little details, was glad to go to private viewing with two of the curators as that added a lot), Silk Roads at the BM (incredibly good but also incredibly packed. Try to go first thing in the morning). Note: This one means a major exhibition at a museum I’ve been to before.

☑️Go to the theater: See above, Did section.

🟧Crochet: Making progress, still want to get better about doing this more regularly at night.

❌Write More: Total fail here, need to reconsider how to prioritize this and figure out what the main blockages are.

❌Lay morning foundation: Also total fail on this, probably should reconsider what's realistic for these colder months.

☑️Budget: Barely, was tougher this month. I'm ready to have income coming back in.

🟧Memorize a poem (x2): okay really this is a fail but I had to memorize a rap for Russian class so I'm counting that as a half tick.

☑️Russian flashcards: This is going better and my vocab is improving.

🟧Screen time: Better but still not good. May need to think about how to cycle this through the week / month vs blanket bans/reductions.

🟧Job prep: Unlikely to have any interviews until Jan so this has slowed down but is in progress.

Next Month’s

Carrying Over

Use all class pass passes (I expect to use less because I got home for Xmas midway through the period)

Four two new recipes (shrinking this as I will be doing less regular cooking and more holiday cooking)

Read a book

Visit a new musuem

Go to an exhibition

Go to a show (off for this month, busy start to the month and then I’ll be home)

Crochet

Write more

Morning foundation

Budget

Memorize a poem

Russian flashcards

Screentime

Job/interview prep

New

Quality time with people at home (grandmama, gran and pa, Jack, parents, Grace, Anna, M&M)

[walkawaytall]

Trick or treat! Since you're stuck at your hair appointment...what do you think your characters' hair care routines look like? (No need to do a lot of research, just the ~vibes~.) Are there any outside factors or habits that influence them?

Ooh, fun question!

I'm going to keep it to the main trio + Chewie (because how could I not address Wookiee hair care?).

Luke: woke up like that. No matter what age, no matter what he's doing, he just doesn't care all that much about hair aside from keeping it clean (and even that is probably a bit relative, given the various situations he's lived through).

Han: wants you to think he woke up like that, but he takes the time to make sure everything looks reasonable. Maybe he owns Space Mousse, even. He and Chewie share some sort of unholy 17-in-1 shampoo/conditioner/bodywash/etc. of dubious origin that is only available in those giant, industrial-sized tubs that you usually see housing condiments in school cafeterias.

Leia: I mean, it's been pretty well-established that hair is A Thing for Alderaanians, and I think pre-war Leia probably put in the time to do things like masks or oil treatments to keep her hair in decent shape. But she's a practical person, and while involved with the Alliance, just does her best to get by. We mainly see her in some sort of crown braid while on bases and missions, and that seems as practical as it is (potentially) about tradition (especially at that length. I grew my hair out to like...my waist last year, and at its longest, various braids were my best option because it started tangling a lot, and styles that piled all of my hair together like a bun felt too heavy almost?). It's clear when she's able to -- like on Bespin -- she opts for styles other than the crown braids, so I figure she probably does actually find some joy in styling her hair and taking care of it properly when she can.

Chewie: Industrial-sized shampoo aside, I think Chewie probably has some Wookiee-specific products meant to keep his hair (or, at least the hair nearest his face) in decent shape most of the time. He probably combs it pretty regularly to keep it from getting matted. I like to think that, if he were home, he'd have a more established routine, but his life as it is with Han, he does his best to keep everything at least unmatted and mostly clean.

Trick or treat!

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[power-chords]

This post brought to you by seeing The Insider at Nitehawk Thursday evening + cleaning old bottles of condiments out from my fridge: Michael Mann Facts made a great crack on Twitter a while back about how Wigand is such a weeaboo (lmao) that he gets annoyed about his wife making instant rice and has to flee the dinner table to buy soy sauce from the grocer but like — jokes aside — the subtext there is a lot more disturbing when you think about the subject matter of the film and Jeffrey's industry knowledge as a (former) high-ranking exec in the "nicotine delivery business." That boil-in-bag instant rice comes in plastic pouches. (Now imagine a board meeting at Mars Foodservices: "We are in the convenience delivery business.") His upset is not a matter of personal taste so much as a chemist's understanding of what's in those bags, and what's probably leaching into his family's food!

[king-of-wrath]

I've alluded to it in past threads and asks, but I imagine there's more to becoming/being an overlord than simply having physical strength and soul contracts

Although Alastor has a high kill-count (including overlords) and earned himself a semi-legendary reputation for brutality, he doesn't have territory or some industry to rule over. We see him magically chaining Husker, but we have no idea if he has Niffty soul-bound or if she's just following him around for fun. Carmilla Carmine even notes that no one (other than Vox) really cared that Alastor had disappeared for seven years or wondered where he went

But by the same token, Zestial is in a similar situation: we know he's the oldest overlord (by sheer age or tenure), has a close relationship with Carmilla and that he's both respected and feared (to the point that people run screaming the second they see him), but we never see him force people to obey and we have no idea what territory or industry (if any) he owns

Meanwhile, it's much clearer why the other named overlords are overlords: Rosie controls a large section of Pentagram City (Cannibal Town), Carmilla controls the city's industrial district and supposedly dominates the arms trade (both normal and angelic), then Vox controls the power grid, the media and the electronics/tech market

By contrast, Valentino having a monopoly on pornography and Velvette's monopoly on fashion might not seem as significant, but they supposedly work together to produce drugs. The two had enough wealth and influence that Vox saw fit to ally with them rather than compete against them and together, the Vees are big enough that the other overlords invite them to discuss business rather than ignore or oppose them

But in the case of the Vees and Carmilla, their dominance (if not, full control) over a particular industry or consumer market makes it so that there are few (if any) alternatives to doing business with them. If Vox truly has a stranglehold on the city's power grid, you aren't going to live comfortably if you don't pay him for utilities. Similarly, if you or your gang needs weapons and Carmilla's the only manufacturer, you really can't argue with her or risk pissing her off

It's not as if there's several different companies all providing the same basic product/service. You don't have the choice between McDonald's, Burger King, Wendy's, Five Guys or In-N-Out for a burger. In Pentagram City, you either fork over $20 to Vox and be content with the cold sandwich on white bread (no condiments or other ingredients) he gives you or you just go hungry

[themisinformer]

Kellogg’s Introduces New Mayonnaise Flavored Cereal

BATTLE CREEK, MICHIGAN - In an innovative new edition to the cereal industry, American food manufacturer Kellogg’s has just introduced their newest product dubbed “Mayo Munch,” a mayonnaise flavored cereal that they expect will revolutionize the cereal industry as we know it.

“With Mayo Munch, we’re bringing something new to the table,” Kellogg’s CEO Steven Cahillane said during a press briefing. “For far too long, cereal has been the same; sweet. But with Mayo Munch, we’re offering a savory, tangy and creamy alternative to the sweet cereals that we’ve grown accustomed to.”

The cereal features mayonnaise flavored cereal puffs that are supposed to provide the full creamy mayonnaise experience when poured with milk. A serving suggestion from Kellogg’s even suggests topping it off with more mayonnaise of your own.

Kellogg’s has rolled out an aggressive two million dollar ad campaign featuring the slogan “Start Your Campaign the Mayo Way” in order to promote the cereal. Kellogg’s has also announced that select boxes of Mayo Munch cereal come with miniature condiment dispensers, only increasing excitement.

Demand for Mayo Munch has surprisingly been high, with many stores reporting that they quickly sold out and were still in high demand. Kellogg’s has responded to the demand swiftly and has announced that they are currently in the process of shipping out more supply.