#Comte trolling leonardo

[ndoandou]

Ikevamp bois playing modern games part 2

Vincent

Vincent is way into.. gartic phone

Qnd perhaps skribble.io

Like way into it

He would sit down 12 hours in front of the computer and guess what HES BEEN PLAYING GARTIC PHONE AND SKRIBBLE.IO IN A LOBBY OF RANDOMS

12 HRS IN HES STILL NOT DONE WITH BOTH GAMES

Hed obv speedrun a drawing in a short period of time and manage to make it look *chefs kiss*

Imagine if skribble.io had a vc feature tho

No no, like imagine if people were actually toxic in this goofy ahh game

They would yell down vincent down the mic telling him to go play with photoshop

Randoms are salty that vincent can draw and portray even the most ridicilous prompts which results him with the highest score always

Not to mention hes really good at guessing even the shittiest drawimgs from other ppl

"Broer how- that persons drawing looks ridicilous, even arthur's dog could draw that"

"Don't be mean theo! I could guess the drawing from the emotional connection i felt from it"

Jean

Jean has a shitty brick nokia phone

And he really loves playing snake II

No im serious

Well i suppose momte doesnt trust him with any other phones than that

the last time he was given a smartphone he downloaded some hack and slash game

took the word slash literally and then proceeded to cut the phone into two

comte was too stunned to speak

momte didn’t want his kids to miss out on gadgets but he cant have jean destroying his smartphone

BINGO! a nokia 3310 it is! 

jean didnt know how to react at first, but he found it easier to navigate and thats when he found out baout snake II

found it a bit pointless at first but despite saying that, he doesnt realize that thats the only thing he does besids fencing

snake II is his pre workout

the only thing he will be doing before his fencing practice

before meals

and before bed

‘��jean are you sure you haven’t had enough of snake II..?’‘ comte asked causiously as he never know how his son Jean would react

jean looked at comte and stayed silent for a hot minute

‘‘no’‘

Napoleon

OK FLASH BACK TO MY E BOY NAPOLEON FANART FROM 2021

its official

He plays league of legends

Napoleon is deffo a jungle/top main

Jungle preferabbly

Bros actually cracked coz hed turn any non meta champs into an absolute beast

I see him being especially good with pantheon jungle

Hed play league with jean tbh

And jean would be a dedicated top

But i dont see jean being the best player..

No, like imagine napoleon defending jean from "top troll" and getting spammed "?" On his lane

Napo would literally go to that persons lane just to steal their minion last hits

If hes feeling extra hed even use pantheons ult to yeet over to that player to ks all the minions on that person's lane 😭

"Jgl troll gg"

Ok napo is actually not toxic and is rly nice to play with

Hed even supp for you if ur learning a new champ

Hes only toxic to people who are toxic to his buddies

Comte

Ill be honest

Comte looks like someone who would download all games from every ad pop up he gets

And im talking about anything gacha related

He does not care whether the game is explicit or not as long as he can collect pretty characters

Is he interested in the gameplay??? Probably not.

"For what reason did you spend $$$$$$ on xxx game???" Leonardo asked as he scrolled through comte's in game billings, cocking an eyebrow

"Hm? Well i simply wanted to collect all of these lovely looking characters."

"Without leveling up your characters?"

"Non"

"Do you understand how to play this game?"

Comte only looked at him with his unwavering smile

"honestly this is the most ridicilous spending ive witness from you, heh" Leo snorted

"Much appreciated, but i dont recal asking for any input, old friend" comte retorted

Leo looked at him and sighed

"Honestly at this point i shouldn't be surprised"

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This took me forever to upload because i coulndn't figure what type of game comte would play then one day i was like AHAAAAA

Also i didn't proof read as always so pls dont chop my head off :"))

[lordhelpme0-0]

Comte helping trolling Leonardo Smoking Habits Part 6:

Comte: hmhmmhm~! *opens his office and sees baguettes being tortured all around* ……

Meanwhile with the persecutors……

Napoleon: you think he notice?

Theo: of course he notice! And why are you so invested?!

Napoloen: I believe the adrenaline of being caught and doing this got into me, heh.

Leonardo: *puffing a cigerette in amusement* well, it certainly got all of us. You too theo.

Theo: s-shut it!

Arthur: why theo ol’—

A loud shriek of anger and confusion erupted far away and echoes from Comte office…

Jean: mission accomplished.

Mitsuki: what are you all doing in here?

They’re in the cleaning closet lmao…

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

Isaac: If multiverse theory is true, then there's a universe where it isn't.

Leonardo: Multiverse theory doesn't cover paradoxical situations, though.

Saint Germain: Except in the universe where it does.

MC: I'm having an aneurysm.

[arthotsglasses]

Ikevam bois as Minecraft players

in result of my braincells being active at 2am. not a writer. Idk if many people will get the Minecraft jokes but if you do, have fun reading lol (also plz play with me)

Napoleon

Generally good at everything, very good at PvP as well.

Sometimes speedruns. Can one cycle the dragon if he wants too

Always rides his horse.

Very good at bedwars cuz you know he really likes them beds.

Sometimes duels Jean.

Always says gg after game ends.

Mozart

Noteblocks, jukebox, owns all the disks. (the real one who created pigstep lmao jkjk)

His Minecraft house be very clean. Chests and inventory are very well organized.

Probably the one who lives in the End so it's quiet and peaceful.

Or maybe in the icy mountains.

Has minecraft default music playing in the background.

Leonardo

Probably is on his 100 year hardcore mode world.

Has a massive and beautiful structures built in them

Also knows how to make all kinds of mob farms.

Redstone engineer.

Maybe some potions brewing going on too

Knows all the commands and uses them in smart ways.

Knows how to code

Arthur

Very good at murder mystery game. Maybe cops and crimes too.

He is the one who does the troll videos. He will dig and make traps for his friends to fall into.

Decent at classic survival, has good game sense. maybe some speed running too~

He has all the Minecraft girlfriends.

All the hoes will know when he logs on to his multiplayer server.

Ok at PvP

“Oh it appears that my ender pearl landed in your dms ;)” cheesy ass minecraft pickup lines that always gets rejected.

Theo

Builds a huge gallery to insert his bro's paintings.

Owns a gallery Minecraft server where people can join to view and submit Minecraft arts and builds.

Probably lives and loves the nether this boi is crazy.

He be baking cakes, that’s his only food source.

Has dog as pets.

Vincent

PAINTINGS

Professional builder. Gets commissioned to build stuff for other people’s servers.

He is good at building beautiful stuff too

Probably Comte got him to build stuff for his server.

Has a sunflower field in his backyard

has many artworks hung up in his house.

probably has an axolotl pet

Can destroy you in PvP if he needs to tho.

Works on his crops farm on his spare time.

Isaac

Another Redstone engineer, more like genius

Makes those Redstone graphic calculators, computers, solving Rubik's cube and stuff lmaoooo

very bad at PvP save this boi plz

Also bad at survival... he dies on the first night all the time..

Knows how to use the debug menu tho. Calculates distance, e-ray and all the math stuff.

Dazai

He is just in here for the chaos lol

He is one of those players who will do like "100 skeletons vs 100 zombies who will win?"

Mostly just doing random ass experiments in creative mode.

Another troller guy. Will make stupid traps for Isaac to fall into. (May collab with Arthur to make those)

Spawns in withers in places just to watch some shit go down lol

He also loves the nether cuz it's chaotic and dangerous. Gotta make friends with those ghasts

All birds follow him cuz why not

Surprisingly knows how to breezily bridge.

Jean

PvP god, knows how to god bridge.

The quiet one that everyone fears. If you are in his skywars game, there’s no hope for you.

Friends with Enderman

Lives in the End as well with Mozart. It's nice and quiet there.

Will not kill animals for food source. Only eats like cooked kelp lmao

Comte

Probably owns a massive multiplayer server ngl.

Also the real owner of the Woodland Mansion.

Will build a huge fancy mansion for his residents to live in.

He will spawn an army of iron golems if you are his enemy.

The operator of pretty much all servers. Will not hesitate to ban you if you cheat or bad manners.

Shakespeare

The ImPoStEr

He is one of those that will Lava bucket your wooden house.

Massacre the entire village. No more villagers, place is burnt down.

Purposely gets bad omen, then walk into a village.

He will put creepers in your house.

Bad murder in murder mystery, he will always get caught.

But he got his bunny crew as usual

Also lives in the nether. Probably the fortress cuz he be like that.

He writes some poetic shit in game lobby chat.

Likes snooping on other’s smp on spectator mode to watch shit go down.

Sebas

Helps Comte run and maintain the massive server.

Admin, mod, and watchdog at the same time.

If there's a bug in the server, either he will fix it or he gets Leo's help to fix it.

He is the guy to go to when the bois run out of food.

[sortaotaku]

Happy New Years! 🎉

Ikevam New Year’s Set Stories

2021 Super Awesome Set

I wanted to share because I understand the paywall is probably too much for a lot of people. It’s a pretty informal overview of the stories though~

Boys Talk - Team Abnormal 

Shakespeare, Le Comte, Jean

Setting: Thermae

Le Comte asks why Shakespeare is looking gloomier than normal. Shakespeare says he feels a bit weird about a sarcastic comment Arthur made about the three of them (Shakespeare, Le Comte, Jean) being abnormal.

Le Comte: I guess he means we’re deviants. Idk where he got that from. 

He comments that Shakespeare likes to tease people and wonders what to do with him.

Jean: You two are most definitely deviants

Them: Wha? 

Le Comte calls his comment unnecessarily cruel. Shakespeare defends himself and says unlike Le Comte he’s a gentleman

Le Comte is like LOL I feel like you added an insult in there

Jean: It’s best you hear the truth bc you’re in denial. You’ve been buying <your name here/MC> dresses a lot. Are you sure it’s not just bc you like dressing her up?

Le Comte: What else am I supposed to do? She looks ravishing in everything. I’m not doing anything except sitting and watching in the dressing room.

Shakespeare: A grown man enjoying dressing up a girl like a doll sounds pretty deviant to me

Jean: Yep. He’s the most deviant one.

Le Comte: Judging from the content of your plays I think you’re worse than me.

Shakespeare: My writing isn’t necessarily representative of my desires

Jean comments about how Shakespeare has been inviting MC over to his villa a lot.

Le Comte comments that he quite likes Jeans fixation on MC and Jean tells him to shuddup.

Shakespeare also says he isn’t doing anything weird. He says he blindfolded and cuffed her for research purposes.

Jean: Hold on, I’ll come back with my sword.

Le Comte: Don’t run around the mansion naked and angry. Return to the water now.

Shakespeare states that Jean is upset by trivial matters. Basically “tough luck, that’s life”

Le Comte: Yeah, be more open-minded

Jean: I must destroy the world then

Shakespeare asks if he had any weird encounters and Le Comte says he’s basically been a recluse 

Jean admits to giving MC a boost on his shoulders, but... He was shocked because her thighs were pressed against his cheeks and they were soft. 

Shakespeare: How are you insult us when you had her pressing her thighs against your face? You’re the worst deviant one.

Le Comte is basically like LOL and Jean is kinda baffled.

End

Boys Talk - Battle Against Desires

Theo, Napoleon, Mozart

Setting: Thermae

Mozart calls the two of them sighing in sync annoying

They do it again and state they’re tired

Mozart comments that this is rare considering how adept they are at dealing with the more eccentric residents 

They’re both like “That’s it!”

Napoleon is like that’s what everyone says. Everyone thinks I’m sensible

Theo: Yeah, I thought common sense is something everyone should have. We just look overly sensible because everyone lacks it.

Napoleon is like how about we just toss that (sense) out, I’m sick of it. 

Theo: Yeah, I’m going to do whatever I want

Mozart: Hold on, if you do that you’ll lose sight of yourselves.

Mozart (Internally): They say it’s the most dangerous when people go off the rails. These two keep order. I must stop them.

Mozart adds that everyone didn’t start out selfish. He asks if they’re sure if something else isn’t making them this way.

Napoleon says its a problem that MC sees them as so sensible.

Mozart is like: 🤨 Why?

Napoleon says that everything is wrong. She lies around in the common area asleep and apparently sleep undresses. (Half way, that is)

Mozart: Yea sounds about right... Wait what? Don’t tell me you...

Napoleon: Obviously I buttoned her up and tucker her in so she wouldn’t catch a cold.

Mozart: Are you her mom?

Theo: I get that! I would do that too.

Napoleon: Theo~ 🥰

Mozart: Can you guys not hug in the bath? Anyways what about Theo?

Theo: I went in for a bath and MC was in there stark naked bc she mixed up the time.

Mozart: Yea, she’s ditzy sometimes. Don’t tell me you...

Theo: Obviously I simultaneously tossed her my own towel and quickly turned around.

Mozart: Are you her dad? 

Napoleon: I get that! I would do that too.

Napoleon~ ❤️❤️❤️

Mozart: Stahp hugging in the bath... So you’re saying you don’t feel free to express your desires bc you’re seen as too sensible?

Them: Yea

Mozart: That’s easy to fix. Just act on your desires. It’s important to be true to your feelings. I just do what I want.

Napoleon: Easier said than done. Women find it even more frightening when a “safe” man comes onto them more than normal men. They feel violation AND disappointment because of the breaking of expectations.

Theo: And you’ll lose trust that you cannot recover.

Mozart: That sounds oddly convincing from you two.

They sigh heavily again. Mozart smiles a bit and comments that he must warn MC to be careful from now on and encourages them to cheer up.

End

Boys Talk - Imagination Station

Dazai, Arthur, Isaac

Setting: Thermae

Dazai talks about how great a bath after a good drink is. Arthur agrees and asks Isaac what he thinks. (Note: Don’t go into a huge hot bath while drunk)

Isaac: STAHP TOUCHING ME YOU TWO! Why did you guys insist we bathe together?

Dazai: It’s a good way to get to know each other.

Arthur: Yep, we know each other well but there are no limits on luvbbb ❤️

Isaac: If this is your love I have some doubts...

Arthur + Dazai: Lalalala~~~ 🎶

Arthur: Isn’t it funny how alcohol loosens inhibitions? I’d love to get naughty with MC

Isaac: Don’t you dare touch her!

Dazai: I find it questionable too.

Isaac: Dazai?

Dazai: Women get uncomfortable with sudden moves. You haveta do “that” 

Isaac: huh?

Them: I-mAg-I-nA-tIoN!

Isaac: 🤨huh???

Arthur: Lemme explain. We’re writers. We think up scenarios for a living.

Isaac: ?

Arthur: GOSH. We can do anything we want. In our minds. In vivid detail.

Dazai: Ai-kun is confused still, we must invite him into our minds

Arthur: Good idea! Naughty story time!

Isaac: Hold on—

Arthur and Dazai cook up an Isaac x MC smut headcanon in which Dazai still calls her “Toshiko”

Isaac didn’t even notice at first and commented that it makes sense Mc was drowsy because she’s a hard worker. He gets embarrassed when he figures out and the other two are like LOLLL 😂😂😂, we love your reactions!

Isaac: You’re saying you spend your days thinking about lewd stories of MC?

Them: No.

Arthur: We could imagine but the real thing is a whole different thing.

Dazai: The real thing trumps fantasy.

Isaac: So you were trolling me?

Them: Yes.

Isaac: You’re the worst!

Them: Rofl

End

Boys Talk - A Steamy Nighttime

Leonardo, Vincent, Sebastian

Setting: Thermae

Leonardo: A bath sure is nice!

The other two: ...

Leonardo: Why so quiet?

Vincent: I don’t think MC registers me and Sebastian as men. (Correct. You are indeed an angel and not a mortal man)

Leonardo: Why?

Vincent recalls how he was sunbathing with MC and she commented how he was comforting like a little brother

Leonardo: Pride must’ve been hurt by that. Sebas?

Sebastian: Similar. She said I was like her dad.

Leonardo: Dad-zoned, huh (*This isn’t my own abridging of the story, he actually said that) It’s not as bad as you think. Its proof MC is comfortable, that’s important.

Vincent and Sebastian says that : They want to be seen and treated as reliable men

Leonardo (internally): I’m pretty sure she sees them as men though. If I’m too serious about this, they’ll try too hard. The best thing is to make them laugh

Leonardo: You must get comfortable around women. If you get too self conscious things get weird right?

Sebastian: I see. How?

Leonardo: Prof Leonardo shall teach you. This is classified so don’t share

Them: We Promise.

Leonardo: Did you know a women’s breast is as soft as the inside of their arms. Start there with the inner arm

Vincent: Brilliant. What do we say after

Sebastian: Practice on me master Vincent

Vincent: Your arm is hard

Sebastian: I’m actually swole. (He says quite muscular)

Leonardo: You weren’t supposed to take this seriously

Vincent: Will you give more tips? I wanna get closer to MC

Sebastian: Please teach us professor Leonardo

Leonardo (internally): I didn’t expect this... They’re so pure. I can’t let them down.

Leonardo: When someone licks their lips it means they want you to kiss them, so watch out.

Vincent: You’re a genius! Arthur does that all the time! But I won’t do that since it will startle MC if I suddenly kiss her.

Sebastian: Start with the forehead/cheek

Vincent: Anything else?

Leonardo: Playing with hair = Wants affection

Sebastian: Isaac does that a lot, but he DOES crave affection. I gotta watch out for that.

Leonardo: Listen. I didn’t expect this...

Them: Teach us more!

Leonardo: 😓 

End

A/N

Sorry it’s late. Distracted my Animal Crossing. You can find 2020’s set in my previous post or under the “2020 New Years Set” tag.

[lordhelpme0-0]

There is this one video of this guy just cutting or desecrating his other friend cigarettes. Now I’m just thinking of Comte just snipping Leonardo cigar with no remorse whatsoever.

Comte: *walking up with expensive garden snippers*

Leonardo: *enjoying his cigar, napping*

Comte: *snips it*

Leonardo: …

In the library…

Comte: *snip the cigar*

Leonardo: …

Comte: apologies old friend, but we must get rid of your distasteful habits.

In Issac room:

Comte: *has Leonardo cigarettes with him that he stole*

Issac: *helping Comte on filling it with gunpowder*

Comte: *gives to Leonardo* apologies. Here ya go, dear friend.

Leonardo: …*lights one up*

Cigerettes: *explodes in his face*

Comte: :)

———————————

Basically Comte trolling Leonardo out of his habits.

Part 2 is here

[lordhelpme0-0]

THE COMTE WITH SCISSORS OF TERROR IS HERE!!! Lol! Poor Leonardo dealing with snipping Comte~!

You may know use it in any context~!

From my series of Comte helping trolling Leonardo smoking habit~!

[lordhelpme0-0]

I have an idea for the Comte trolling Leonardo cigarette shenanigans. Just know, GAY TENSION. Anyway~! ADIOS!!

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Remember when I had a whole series of Comte terrorizing Leonardo? Here the header art lmao this is for the people who recently met me or follow me. ^^

Ima go reblog them lololol

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Do you guys have any ideas for the Comte scissor war with Leonardo cigerettes?? I’ve ran out of ideas so I want some ideas. Also, if you don’t know, check my pinned comment for my Ikevamp Masterlist and you see on the very top is Comte cutting Leonardo cigarillos lol! Snip snip mothafacka!!! *evil cackle*

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Everyone else: either doing thirst, sweet, fluff, funny and basically shipping with the Ikevamp suitors…especially the purebloods

Me: *cackling in crazy frenzy on bullying Leonardo with a troll Comte and basically making Ikevamp crackpost* SNIP SNIP MF!!! MWUAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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Comte helping trolling Leonardo smoking habit Part 4:

Leonardo: *holding lumiere and precious last stash of cigarettes down the halls* please let there be no Curly fry French around, please there be no Curly fry French around…

Arthur: well, if it isn’t my old chap. Seems old daddy Comte been snipping you, huh?

Leonardo: *flinches* oh…hello Arthur…scusa my fright there.

Arthur: none taken chap. Say, is that your last— *mouth covered by Leonardo*

Leonardo: do not say it. *has dark bags under his eyes*

Arthur: *takes leonardo hand away* noted. You seems sleep deprived. Want some help on this…comte-tastrify?

Leonardo: seriously Arthur? Joking at a time like this? Wait. Don’t tell me you been to the pub…

Arthur: spot on~! Those pretty skirts do be charming.

Leonardo: …moving on. Arthur, I’ll be blunt. Can you help me?

Arthur: *slowly smiles* of course. Though there is a price~!

Leonardo: ……………for my cigerette session. Deal. Now name your price.

Bonus:

Sebastian writing in his notebook for… “research purpose”: [Dear notebook, it seems Master Leonardo Da Vinci and Master Arthur Conan Doyle are conversing on Comte rampage on snipping the cigars. Hopefully they come up with a plan. Master Leonardo Da Vinci is surely in a low state as seen in humans. Can Pureblood act the same way humans can when deprived of addictions that are harmful? I will look into it more until this shown charade of Master Comte trolling Master Leonardo.

Sincerely, Akihito Satou.

P.S: word are spreading that even Master William Shakespeare was the many refuge Master Leonardo Da Vinci try to stay in. That did not work like many others.]

Part 5

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Part 2 of Comte Helping trolling Leonardo with smoking

Leonardo: *about to light up his cigar away from Comte*

Comte: *snips it coming from the bushes and walk off*

Leonardo: ……

In the cleaning closet…

Leonardo: *takes a cigar*

Comte: *opens the door and douse leonardo in water*

Leonardo: ……

Comte: :)

In a carriage that no one is using……

Leonardo: *looks left and right of the window* finally!

Leonardo: *takes a cigar out but door open* che cosa-?! (What the-?!)

Comte: *with snippers and snips the cigar before taking the package walking off*

Leonardo: … *confused Italian noises*

Jean and Napoleon in the horse stall watch it go down: ……

In Leonardo dusty crusty room…

Leonardo: *cuddling with lumiere while being comforted by MC*

Comte: *outside the door* mission accomplished~!

Meanwhile……

Sebastion: *writing the trolling Comte is doing to leonardo is full detail*

Part 3

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Y’all Ikevamp know my series of Comte trolling/ terrorizing Leonardo of his cigarettes? Here is art I made lmao! I will make a print of the Comte with scissors if anyone use it on Comte for fanart lol. Be sure to credit cause it’s coming soon~

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

MC, fed up with Leonardo's messes: I should have left you on that street corner where I found you.

Leonardo: ???

Comte, passing by: But ya d i d n ' t.

[sortaotaku]

Ikevam New Years Set Stories!

New Years 2020 Set (Super Awesome Set)

I wanted to share because I understand the paywall is probably too much for a lot of people. It’s a pretty informal overview of the stories though~

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Boys Talk: Overcoming My Innocence

Sebastian, Isaac and Napoleon

Setting: The roman bath in the mansion (thermae)

- Sebastian thanks them for helping him clean, both of them reply that it was no problem.

- Sebastian says that he loves them. (Context: because they have the most common sense out of the mansion residents)

- Napoleon asks what he’s muttering about and Sebastian is like oh it’s nothing.

- Napoleon says that his stress would all be gone if Mc was there

- Isaac: 😶

- Sebastian: Well she is good at dishes so she would probably be good at scrubbing backs

- Napoleon: Lets call her

- Sebastian: KK the four of us will bathe together

- Isaac: What are you people saying? Sakura is a women you know?

- Napoleon and Sebastian are like lmao we were teasing you and Isaac pouts.

- Napoleon says all men have a bit of wickedness and Sebastian says that it suits Napoleon + It’s strong/masculine

- Isaac proclaims he will try to overcome his innocence and be like that. When asked why he said perhaps Dazai and Arthur will stop teasing him

- Napo tells Isaac that it will happen eventually when he finds himself the right lady. Isaac blushes and Napo teases him again

End

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Boys Talk: My Secret Fetish

Mozart, Jean and Dazai

Setting: Also the bath

- Dazai apologizes for interrupting the other two because he didn’t expect company. Mozart is like ok then why are you sitting between us?

- Jean asks if Dazai is a pervert. (LOL) and Mozart asks him how it took him so long to ask that. Dazai responds that it’s the first time someone asked so directly.

- Jeans apologizes for being blunt but notes that Dazai always seems satisfied with Mozart’s harsh words so he was wondering if Dazai experiences perverse pleasure from being bullied. Mozart comments that he can tell Jean is trying to be careful with his words but he still came out sounding rude.

- Dazai (ignoring this exchange) is like I like both giving and receiving. (Bullying and being bullied) Because love is all about give and take

- Jean is impressed but Mozart adds that he probably made it up on the spot.

- Dazai asks them about themselves since they rarely talk about romance. He says it would be interesting because both of them are blunt.

- Mozart responds that you look like a fool if you put on airs. Jean says it takes too much effort to act like a fake

- Dazai is like yes yes you two are sure noble so tell me about your fetishes. Like what about women makes you go wild. He then throws his friend Tanizaki under the bus by talking about his foot fetish.

- Mozart responds because he feels like Dazai won’t let it go. He responds that he likes womens’ voices. (The ones she makes when they are doing it) Then he’s like ok I’m done, your turn Jean.

- Jean is like I like breasts.

- Mozart is flustered. But Jean is like why are you like that? It’s because we don’t have them. He explains it’s not exactly a fetish but it’s the first thing that came to mind.

- Jean teases Mozart for acting flustered and Mozart responds that he expected Jean to be more pure.

- Jean overheats and sinks into the water. Dazai is like LOLLLL

End

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Boys Talk: A revealing discussion

Leonardo, St Germain, Shakespeare

Setting: The bath, like all the stories

- Leonardo states that the water feels great and Shakespeare agrees since he’s a guest the bath is quite luxurious.

- Le Comte says that he had MC take a bath first before anyone else. He says MC is a woman and should be treated with the utmost care and respect.

- Leonardo comments that Le Comte is certainly very doting. He mentions that it’s kind of a treat to be the ones to bathe after her. Le Comte glares judgementally. Leonardo just goes on and says nobody is going to fault them for their daily dirty fantasies. Shakespeare is like ooh interesting tell me more.

- Leonardo happily responds that he would love to reveal all of her and teach her all kinds of things. Le Comte finally gives up and agrees saying that MC is innocent, pure and beautiful and that it would be exciting to watch her discover love for the first time.

- Shakespeare like the champ he is asks Le Comte if he wishes to be the man to teach her love. Le Comte says pure love is great but he would like to teach her a more mature type of love. Shakespeare comments that the love of a mature man can help make a woman blossom in a way unlike any other.

- Shakespeare then says he would wait until Le Comte abandons MC at the height of their love before extending his hand out to her because the sorrow in her face would be beautiful.

- Le Comte is like I wouldn’t abandon her but— Leonardo cuts in and scolds them for acting high and mighty even though they’re the biggest perverts of all of them. Shakespeare says the comment was refreshing because he’s never been called a pervert. Le Comte is like you’re the one who asked. Leonardo responds that he didn’t expect this and Le Comte is like “and you call yourself a man?” Leonardo becomes defensive and says he’s always ready to pounce

- Le Comte is like oh dear perhaps I should warn MC. Leo is like same... Shakespeare is just like ( ◠‿◠ )

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Boys Talk: Tipsy Turn-Ons

Arthur, Vincent and Theodorus

Setting: Bath

- Arthur comments that a bath hits the spot after a drink. (They all went to a pub before) Vincent agrees and Theo says he’d prefer if Vincent didn’t go to dangerous places but he’s glad Vincent is happy.

- Arthur is like stahp brocon 😐. And Theo responds that he’s not obsessed and that he just wants Vincent to be safe and happy at all times. Arthur is like THAT IS OBSESSED.

- Theo is like are you picking a fight? Get out of the water. Arthur trolls him and appeals for help from Vincent who for once laughs and comments that they get along well. Both Theo and Arthur are like no comment... Arthur then says he has lost the will to argue further.

- Theo mentions that he noticed that Arthur didn’t bring any souvenirs from the pub to which Arthur responds that there weren’t any that turned him on.

- Vincent as usual asks something along the lines of: Souvenirs? Turning on like a light?

- Arthur kindly explains that turn on is when a girl makes your body feel excited. (Specifically he says one that makes your body stand at attention. 😏) Vincent is shocked and blushes. Arthur then explains that a souvenir is when you find the person so appealing you want to bring them home and do dirty things. Theo is like don’t you corrupt my Vincent. Arthur is like you should be worried if he HASN’T experienced this before which Theo doesn’t deny.

- Arthur then asks what turns Theo on and teases him about being a talkative drunk. Theo responds that he likes tears but not sad crying tears because he doesn’t fancy crying women. He likes the tears that show up when he teases them until they can’t stand it. Arthur is like you’re so do-s.

- Theo prompts Arthur who likes to find women’s weak spots. He likes the thrill of a chase. Theo asks if he is talking about MC and Arthur dodges the question skillfully as usual. Then he comments that Vincent sure is quiet.

- Vincent apologizes and says that he was thinking about what turns him on. He says that he thinks he has experienced it before. Both Theo and Arthur are like WhAtTTTtt?! Before Vincent says it was when he napped with MC outside when the weather was nice and she clung to him. Both Arthur and Theo are still like 🤯🤨🙃🤯 and Vincent admits that he felt a naughty feeling. Vincent then pleads that they don’t tell her because he doesn’t want her to be embarrassed.

- Arthur is like I can’t believe you scored a hug from a nap and ponders whether he should try the angelic persona. Theo is like so MC turned you on? I feel conflicted....

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Hope everyone has a great new years!