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I usually do not type my posts, I just think them and they appear on Tumblr. I have a psychic connection to this place, and you would have to kill me in every dimension to stop me from posting
#Just another side effect of my raw spiritual and psychic power#Which comes with being an utter Sigma#of course
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2015 minecraft roleplay save me…
#this is when i come out as a garmau fan#like and share if you too were personally victimized by Aaron#minecraft diaries#mcd#aphblr#aphmau#aphmau mcd#zane ro'meave#garroth ro'meave#vylad ro'meave#garmau#laurence zvahl#dante mcd#fanart#digital art#why yess that IS an arrow wound on garroths chest from where Zenix shot him!! thanks for noticing!#yeah i gave them dnd classes. i have classes in mind for most of the important characters#unexpected side effect of breaking out of dnd podcast tunnel vision#my art
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you know, what gets me about OoTP is that sirius decided to do the whole ‘don’t you have questions harry. shame.’ routine in PUBLIC. in front of everyone. he could’ve very, very easily done it in private, just taken harry aside for a minute and info-dumped but he didn’t.
and that’s honestly such an important part, i think.
like, for one, he sincerely thinks harry should be getting this information at the same time as everyone else, in the same method. it’s not something that’s meant to be hidden and whispered. he is essentially establishing that harry has a right to this knowledge. that’s something no else has done. even when dumbledore tells harry something, he doesn’t do it because harry should know, he does it bc harry needs to know, at that time.
i also think, another part is bc sirius realises that the kids are involved in this together. he saw the golden trio dynamics upfront in the shack, he knows these kids have his kid’s back and they will either find out from harry and/or they’re in as much danger (virtue of identity, proximity, and curiosity) and therefore must know as well. he can’t force the weasley parents to tell their kids, but he can put them in a position where they might just have to. (low level rebellion incitement lessgooo)
#sirius black#harry potter#idk man#i just love sirius so much#he was such a good character#and he *got* harry and the other kids so well#this is also why it annoys me when he’s written as an immature irritating man child#bc ne might’ve been the only one who truly understood both sides#and tried t come up w the most effective solution#him bringing this up in front of everyone was a STATEMENT#he was making a point#and i think harry rly needed to see it too#he needed an adult to back him up. publicly and unapologetically#ahhhh#pen’s notes
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I don't go here but uh
me: oh no so all the Black Widows had ovary-removing hysterectomies? are they on HRT, since they need to be conventionally attractive, conventionally feminine women and there's a risk of hormone changes compromising that? they also have increased danger of bone density loss, mood swings, pelvic organ prolapse, sexual dysfunction...you're going to get into that right? because I fully believe that a secret Soviet assassin factory would do involuntary, unnecessary hysterectomies, but they'd also want their Sexy Assassins at peak Sexy Assassin performance. and even the women who've gotten out probably don't want to deal with those symptoms if they come up. so are we going to see Natasha taking estrogen, or...?
Marvel: no, they just can't :( have babies :( and by the way they sometimes think they're monsters because of that :( but that's all a hysterectomy does and we would know because we are very smart cis men!!!!
#marvel#black widow#I've only seen clips but I'm pretty sure they don't get into that#wasn't the director a woman? why would she allow them to write it so that the infertility was a Total Hysterectomy thing?#it brings up so many questions that wouldn't come up if it was like...a bilateral salpingectomy (fallopian tube removal)#and if you're dealing with a cis female superhero who's dealing with- among other things -involuntary body modification#that would be a particularly poignant thing to bring up#not everyone gets those symptoms but for the sake of pointing out the issue#you could give a bunch of them to Natasha and show her on a cocktail of medications to counteract them#like after some car chase she loses her bag and she's like 'fuck my osteoporosis pills were in there'#(or something)#or maybe one of the super-geniuses in the MCU came up with a way to counteract it all but at least MENTION that#and maybe her less-escaped sister still needs the meds. it would be a great way to keep the Widows dependent on their bosses#the ones who developed side effects at least
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Sorry guys, wafer on the brain, it's terminal u.u
Anyway, I'll elaborate on this in the tags bc omg I'm going to yap your metaphorical ear off.
#SO during the whole “affogato almost takes over the citadel situation” dark cacao cookie [whom i will refer to as DC for my health]#dc basically took all the cookies that were hunting/fishing/patrolling the surrounding lands for food and stuff to make them work#on fortifying the wall#therefore two things happened 1] the cookies who still were hunting for food literally couldn't keep up with the apatites of cookies who#were working super fucking hard on the wall and 2] all the farming imports from the villages near by stopped almost entirely because#it was too dangerous to import their goods or get anything from the citadel [like tools] so they had to keep what they could for themselves#so effectively a famine was starting#and so cookies started eating things they probably shouldn't like deer crackers and wolf treats#looking at you Caramel and crunchy chip#caramel just never fully kicked the habit because it was what she had alot of and she would trade her rations for them with the villages#crunchy chip just allways did that tho. he's just like that#Dc on the other hand grew up in those lands before there was real communication between villages or a citadel to depend on for rations#so famine was common and rough. eatting bark and leaves were common place in his home so while he does eat jellys he never kicked the#craving for tree bark#on the plus side hes got a crazy strong stomach and can eat just about anything#whereas chocolate wafer is from a small village near the hollyberry kingdom so they have allways had an abundance of fruits and juice to#snack on. they managed to convince dc to add dried berrys to their imported goods list and now they are considerd a sweet treat#idk how to put this in kinda organically so ill just say the dc kingdom is a place that depends on imported goods heavily#things like precious metals and food usually comes from the hollyberry kingdom [and gc before her isolation]#in return dc kingdom provides military support and has the best medicine in all of earthbread. All the best doctors studied there#anywho im dome rambling sorry for whoever gets jumpscared thinking this was gunna be short#also if you notice my art suddenly being colored and stuff its because im trying to open coms soon! i want to nail my coloring before then!#^^ if you read all that. wow! have a candy!🍬#dreamy talks#[🧋]#chocolate wafer cookie
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Worlds Most Annoying Shadow
#I just know Ratchet hates to see him coming#also#for anyone wondering there has been lots on going behind the scenes for this AU I just haven’t known what to draw for it lol#red draws#maccadam#transformers#tfp#ratchet#tfp ratchet#hyde#side effects au
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Nikolai and Price going to an evening game of poker with some of Nik's "friends", John sitting with his guard up as he's surrounded by a group of dangerous international criminals, all of them carrying guns, all of them glancing at him with a curious look. Price is uncomfortable but doesn't show it, while Nikolai is awfully relaxed considering the situation.
The evening goes on, drinks, cigars and hearty laughs are shared around the table, the bets reaching numbers Price doesn't even make in half a year. It would be a problem, if he wasn't winning most of the rounds, piles of cash gathering around him as he feels the tension build in the room. One of the younger guys, another russian speaker, starts getting an attitude about it around two hours in, and Nikolai immediately puts him in his place with a single sentence Price doesn't understand, his voice booming, as intimidating as he could be, a heavy silence falling inside the room as the lad with an attitude sits back down, eyes not even daring to look at Nik. The silence is only broken by Nik again, a warm laugh leaving his lips and the other men joining him, their nervousness barely hidden.
It had been so easy for Nik to command the room, and even after the tension had diminished, Price could see how much respect these men had for him, while also clearly being scared shitless of the man. Price had rarely felt more attracted to him as he did at that moment, and the wink and smirk Nikolai gave him when he noticed him looking in his direction absolutely did not help.
John eventually left the table, excusing himself for a moment but squeezing Nik's hand briefly as he got up, moving deeper in the building they were using for their game.
A minute later and it's Nik's turn to excuse himself, quickly finding Price who immediately grabs him by the collar of his open shirt and presses his lips against his, Nik hungrily returning the kiss and pushing John against a nearby wall.
When they return to the table, hair tousled, face flustered, all it takes is one glance from Nikolai to shut the others up. This is his territory, this is where he's comfortable, surrounded by dangerous men who show him respect and never dare to cross him.
It's easy for John to forget how natural this all is for his partner, and if Nikolai brought him here tonight to assert his dominance and show off a little, just so he could impress John, well, that mission sure was a success.
#cod#nikprice#cod nikolai#john price#captain price#nikolai cod#yeah okay I couldn't fall asleep last night and the sudden thought of shady poker night came to mind#I just fucking love seeing Nik just fully embracing his shady side#I think most of the time he'd keep this side of him separated from Price#but come on he knows the effect of him being the top dog in the room would have on John#he gets to have a little fun with it from time to time#follow up to this: they leave and have some fun in their car because they are hungry and impatient 👍#anyway yeah idk I'm just blabbering at this point#just throwing ideas into the void and running away don't mind me#my writing#I feel like I need to apologize for this this is probably written so badly but VSHVSHVNUV at least the thoughts have been shared
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left to its own devices, the natural tendency of any fictional universe is to develop towards chaos. and bisexuality
#bolo speaks#reading more about dc continuity and its reboots/crises/offshoots and. mama mia.#I think it's a natural side effect of letting a succession of writers play in the same fictional sandbox for decades that the lore gets#unimaginably complicated. and often in very obtuse ways.#on the other hand it's also true that the longer a story runs the more likely a character is to come off as queer#in one continuity or another. just statistically. which fans notice and is then Absorbed into the public consciousness.#many such cases
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Shepard: I died saving my crew. Then someone I considered one of my closest friends gave my corpse to a terrorist organisation, who brought me back to life against my will, and have been manipulating me for months. I am isolated from almost everyone I knew and I am trying to save everyone yet again while also making sure I am not losing my morality.
Kaidan/Ashley: you left me >:(
#I hate Cerberus#so fucking much#like how can you expect me to side with you after you literally tortured and murdered innocent people#and now you expect me to just join you willingly? why? because you saved my life? bitch please#Kaidan come back I love you#mass effect games#mass effect#commander shepard#femshep#fem!shep#male shepard#kaidan alenko#Ashley Williams#mass effect 2#me2#Shepard#bioware
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#10 years of ‘you may notice some side effects like a compulsion to come back’ the most life changing line of television#community#nbc community#community nbc
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hothead!!!
#i will make him ooze lava and cough plumes of smoke#because elemental powers that come with unexpected side effects ARE MY JAM#jet's art#tfa blitzwing#tfa#i am so so sorry i suffer from keeps-forgetting-his-goddamn-WINGS!!!-itis
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Just watched Geothermal Escapism for the first time

#you may notice side effects#like the compulsion to come back#insane#i hate this fucking show#trobed#troy and abed#troy barnes#community tv#nbc community#geothermal escapism#alan talks
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Did I ever tell you guys about my Jekyll and Hyde AU for tfp? No? Well don’t worry bc you’re about to hear about now
so like, the after math of the Sythn En episode right? Ratchet learns not to take drugs after almost dying right? What if it didn’t end there? What if afterwards he ended up with thoughts and feelings that weren’t his own sometimes? What if whatever remnants of the sythn en that stayed in his system gained a mind of its own?
Now, Ratchet has to share his body and mind w/ an unwieldy, loud, and outspoken version of himself that really really wants to go outside (and calls himself Ratchets brother a lot of the time but he doesn’t acknowledge that (yet))

He is literally talking nonsense all the time
#Oh I named him Hyde btw bc I’m super uncreative and couldn’t come up w/ anything else 😭#Ratchet#transformers#transformers prime#tfp#tfp au#Side Effects AU#maccadam#Red draws
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Tim & Lucy - Side by side
#jesuis-assez edits: Chenford#jesuis-assez edits: Chenford multi#I like to call this the 'come into my frame'#but instead I'll go with 'Side by side'#sometimes for this you'll need to make sure all gifs have loaded. Like a stable internet connection is good 🤣#for the trippy effect to work otherwise they won't sync up properly. refreshing the page can be your friend here
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I want Jason to be such a skilled liar when the situation calls for it but being so bad at it otherwise because 90% of the time he does not see the point in lying.
#so a lot of people end up having it built in their head that jason just can't lie but he can!#it's kinda like body language. i think jason could very easily be impeccable at reading people's body language#a side effect of being raised by wolves ofc but also just a natural intuitive thing to him he picked up while being groomed for leadership#but 90% of social cues are deemed dumb because he doesn't get the point of subtlety. like just be up front.#so he doesn't engage (and sometimes he simply does not understand how to engage) so he comes across as socially clueless and cruelly blunt#and then gets dropped into some scenario where he has to charm and dazzle an important person and he fucking nails it to everyone's surpris#ahhh once again thinking about natural diplomat instincts jason and thalia 😩 benefits of your dad being king of the world lol#jason grace#happy talks pjo
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This is the narration over Izuku finally having it spelled out for him that Himiko wants to date him and if this is Katsuki narrating over the very first time Izuku receives a confession I am going to lose my mind
#bkdk#bakudeku#mha#mha spoilers#mha s7 spoilers#I love that we get an actual rock solid canon moment confirming Izuku is oblivious#dumb as rocks when it comes to perceiving how others see him#likely a side effect of being called useless his entire life#and also never taking himself into account#why would anyone look at him that way?#he doesn’t even consider it#and I love that the first time Izuku gets confessed to its Himiko and he’s so flabbergasted and shocked and angry#bro everyone loves you#you just can’t see it
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