#Comidy

[a-dyslexic-gay]

Here is my guide to painting photo realism

Step 1: choose a photograph

Step 2: look real good at that photograph

Step 3: suffer

Step 4: finish the painting

[theking45tr]

My new manga first cover yes it terrible just like my story telling you want to see more?

[honestlyobsessed]

[lepetitfruit]

Anyway so sorry for such a lame pun in my defense this is what I was working with v

Also like .. what kind of fruit do you feel more like ?? Berry??? Whatever fruits that are nt berries are ????

ANYWAY HAPOY VALENTINES THIS WAS ALL SUPPISED TO BE ONE ASK BUT I DECIDED TO SPLIT IT UP SO THERES NO CONTEXt FOR THE FIRST INE

I hope you had lovely travels and a lovely Friday and get good rest !!

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!! what a wonderful gift, I love silly puns :] and yours was definitely the best of the batch. ( I think if I were going to be a fruit, I'd be a peach)

P.s. I can't kes-tell you just how much I liked the pun, it was just too tweet <3

Have a lovely Saturday!!!!

[engineersamuel]

Please DEITIES Let this make it into a Fic one day, I just want to be BLINDsighted by Danny spouting this off, PLEASE, I don't even need to know what fic it happens in, just that I may find this JEM one day and Be Amazed.

My sister looking over my shoulder to see what I was watching: *points at Clockwork* Why does he not have legs?

Me, tired and so focused on the show I didn't even stop to think: Well, time doesn't run, it flies by.

I… I mean… Yeah? I guess I'm right lol

[fropish]

WHHHHEEEEE

I HAVE OC IDEAS BUT NONE OF THEM ARE INTERESTINGGGG

WHAHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHH

WHY CANT I BE INTERESTED IN MY OWN OCS!:!!""!?!?!?!?!?

AOUHSEOHGHAELKHGKLSAHGHLKHD

[cakepoppresent]

Hanging out after Fencing practice~

Email Text

Hey sweetie. Here's the script its about two siblings going on a road trip with their mother's new boyfriend. It's heartwarming and funny I think you'll like it Attached File

Text Messages

Blair: Hey Sweetie. Here's a script I got for a potential franchise. Let me know if you like it Xavier: I dont wanna do sumthin like 'My Girl' agan… can I do a comidy instead? Blair: Don't worry sweetie, It's nothing like "My Girl. Just take a look through the script and let me know if you need help reading it okay? Don't forget to be home by 9pm. Love You <3 Xavier: Okai~ Luv u tooo <3333333333

[friendofthecrows]

wow,,,even when i spent so long changing letter colors,,,,,,, /lh /j

*comical font*

uh oh! looks like someone spent a l i t t l e too much effort on something for ✨tumblr✨ and now they're sad😭 it's not getting attention! rookie mistake... 🤡🤡🤡

[the-halfling-prince]

Me making my mother laugh at a joke I said that I stole from a mbmbam bit: Comidy ✌️

[a-dyslexic-gay]

If an explosion goes boom then an implosion goes moob

[ask-thecupbros]

Great! Seafood and Romance Comidy it is! (Scurries of to the phone with a phone book)

-Mugman future wife

"Okay..?"

[mindmushyyyy]

HEY trine deservse more ationon than what its got it is a wonderfull game and i feel like it should be more loved than what it is. Like the comidie is so fun and it knows its story book storyie telling is sterotipical and has fun with the wimsy of it. the wiserd dude and the knight and ranger have sutch fun and well wrighten dynamics and it feels so genuin. like so mutch pasion is oozing from tha acition puzle game. its responsible for so many wonderfuly child hood memorys. honserly underated. trine 1 , 2 and 4 definitly. Dont know about the new game tho havent had a chance to play it and i hope it lives up to its predisesors.

[spoonbendersanonymous]

Basic Clown Dentition and Diet: A Primer

Below is a brief overview of the dentition and diets of the most common clown species:

The Circus Clown:

The circus clown (Comidis circus) is one of the most common clown species. They are most commonly found throughout North America and Western Europe, though certain subspecies can be found in pockets all over the world. Out of all of the major clown species, circus clowns bear the closest resemblance to humans, though this resemblance is only due to convergent evolution. Circus clown dentition is very similar to that of humans, with 32 total teeth (16 upper and 16 lower), though the bicuspids are significantly larger than that of humans. Chucklets lose their deciduous teeth around the same age range as human children, though their permanent teeth grow in significantly faster than human adult teeth. Though they are commonly referred to as glycovores, circus clowns are considered omnivorous scavengers, supplementing their diet of sugar with hot dogs, popcorn, soft pretzels, and anything else they can find. As circus clowns are a migratory clown species, their diet may vary widely depending on what is available. Circus clowns are regarded as a nuisance in certain areas due to their propensity for scavenging in municipal waste.

The Scare Clown:

The scare clown (Comidis horribilis) is found throughout the Americas and Western Europe, though illegal trafficking has lead to some small invasive populations taking root outside their historic range. Scare clown dentition bears some resemblance to that of chimpanzees (Pan trogolodytes), though unlike primates they have carnassial teeth in place of the fourth upper premolar and first lower molar teeth. Scare clowns are the only obligate carnivore clown species, commonly preying on large ungulates and small mammals. Though scare clowns are cooperative hunters, they will also scavenge carrion when it is available. While reports of maneating scare clowns has been greatly exaggerated, there have been historical cases of scare clowns preying on humans including a rash of cases in the 1980's during the scare clown trafficking boom.

The Porcelain Clown:

The poreclain clown or toy clown (Comidis familiaris) is one of two truly domesticated clown species. They are found in households around the world as pets and emotional support animals. Additionally, domestic clowns are the only true glycovorous clown species, unable to digest anything other than refined sugar. Most domestic clown diets consist of fruit nectar, cotton candy, and hard candy, though other sweets can be given occassionally as enrichment. Porcelain clown teeth are largely fused together into four enamel plates, two upper and two lower. Fittingly, porcelain clowns do not bare their teeth as a threat display. Due to their highly specialized dentition, domestic clowns are unlikely to survive in the wild and should not be released for their safety and the safety of the local ecosystem.

The Rodeo Clown:

The rodeo clown (Comidis pecus) is another domestic clown species. Descendents of clowns brought over from Europe to the Americas by colonists, rodeo clowns are found throughout rural and agricultural communities and are often trained to perform a variety of daily tasks on farms and ranches. They are often seen beside cattle dogs as livestock guardians and herding animals. They are famously seen participating in rodeo events throughout the U.S and Mexico, earning them their name. Their dentition closely resembles the circus clown's, though their canines and incisors are significantly larger. This is due to artificial selection for better ability to defend livestock against predators. Their diet requires a large amount of protein in addition to sugar, which may be suplemented with malt in addition to the typical domestic clown diet.

The Railway Clown:

The railway clown (Comidis urbana), also called the tramp or hobo clown, is often seen on the outskirts of urban areas throughout the U.S. Originating some time around the 1930's or 40's, the railway clown is one of the newest recorded clown species. They are speculated to be feral rodeo clowns and not a separate species, though genetic testing is required in order to be sure. They have extremely similar dentition to rodeo clowns, though their enlarged canines are thought to be used for defense and to settle territorial disputes. Railway clowns are scavengers, often taking advantage of food waste. They tend to occupy train yards and industrial areas where they can avoid being seen and potentially removed.

[44doggyriver]

Mr. Big: "Ok Leslie so who's house are we staying at after our grandma's ar at the comidy show?"

Lelsie: "Whre staying at our ants place sir."

Mr.Big: "OUr ants the ones who live toeagter?"

Leslie: "Yes sir."