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Settle a bet.

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only 5 seconds

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you: wait, babe… we can’t fuck yet… you aren’t wearing protection…

your vampire lover: protection? what do you mean prote- oh ok so fuck you first of all

you, holding these:

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then we have the big reveal that billy Ain't black adam's son, but at this Point Teth already Figured it out and Ends up going, Teth: what? at this point either I Step up as a Adult for you Or end up worse than Reverse Flash. Billy: .... Who?

So there is that headcanon where Captian Marvel looks a lot like teth Aman (Black Adams kid) and him mistaking cap as his kid and trying to reconnect in a way making people think that Black Adam is Captain Marvels dad

*throws this idea at you and runs away*

*idea smacks me in the head*

Teth was furious. For good reason too. The Wizard literally sealed him away for nearly five thousand years. Then, the old man replaced him with some, from what he’d heard, bumbling idiot. So yes, he was furious, and he also wanted his job back. Something he could only get if the current champion was put down. Which he was on his way to this place called Fawcett to do.

When he got there, he could practically feel the magic emanating from the city. Were there magic ley lines here? Then it’s a no wonder the Champion chose to set up base here rather than one of the major cities. As of now, Adam was above the city surveying the terrain. Meanwhile, Billy in Marvel form is sitting on a roof, wondering who that weirdo hovering above the city.

Solomon: “Oh… Billy you have to kill that man.”

Marvel: “WHAT?” *gobsmacked and concerned because other than a couple times, Solomon has never been one to hop on the ‘kill that villain’ train*

Achilles: “Yeah, we’re sorry, but like, no joke, you actually gotta kill him.”

Marvel: “The other times were jokes?”

Mercury: “Kinda, but you absolutely have to kill this guy or he will kill you.”

Marvel: “Oh. Uhm… okay?” *sounds extremely nervous as he stands up* “So what do? Do I just…?”

Hercules: “Yeah, just like charge him, and beat him. To death.”

And that’s how Adam literally blinked and the next thing he knew, he was hurtling through the air and to the ground, far from the so called Fawcett. Damn it. The current Champion had found him first. When Adam crawled out of his crater, he was met with a face he didn’t think he’d ever see again. Aman.

Had that blasted Wizard brought his son back from the grave? Adam didn’t know whether he should be grateful, or enraged. On one hand, the Wizard brought his boy back. His boy whose life had ended too early. On the other hand, his boy had been thrust back into a life of danger as the Champion. Gods, how long had Aman been the current Champion? How long had the Wizard waited until he decided that doing this was acceptable?

As for Billy, he just stared down at the guy wearing black in confusion. Why did the Gods want him to kill this guy so bad? He isn’t attacking anyone. He’s kinda just there, staring up at up at Billy with the same confused expression Billy has. He also has the same lightning bolt? Billy had thought that was only reserved for people connected to the rock. The Wizard had never mentioned this guy before if that’s the case.

Black Adam: *mistakes Billy’s confusion as recognized* “…Aman?”

Marvel: *heard “a man” and just thought Adam just had some type of accent* “Yes…?” *now extremely confused*

Black Adam: “I can’t believe it.” *flies over to him and tries to reach out to him*

Marvel: *moves out of his reach because he does not know this rando*

Black Adam: *sounds slightly annoyed* “What did the Wizard tell you?”

Marvel: “Nothing? I just don’t know you.”

Black Adam: *looks absolutely disturbed* “He erased your memory?”

Marvel: *just about to answer when some monster starts attacking Fawcett* “Look, I gotta go. We’ll talk later.” *flies off to the monster*

Zeus: “How interesting.” *probably stroking his beard* “He didn’t immediately kill you.”

Solomon: “Be on watch Billy. He could still attack.”

Now, Adam obviously didn’t do that. He immediately went to Kahndaq, made himself pharaoh again and remodeled the palace as best as he could in such a short time. It wasn’t until about a week later that Adam came back to see his boy again.

Marvel: *finishes helping an old lady cross the road*

Black Adam: *lands beside him and clears his throat*

Marvel: “Oh, it’s you again!” *smiles*

Black Adam: “Yes. It is I.”

*silence*

Marvel: *desperate to fill the awkward silence* “I’m sorry, but I don’t think I caught your name the last time we met.”

Black Adam: “I am Teth Adam.” *is super hurt that his boy doesn’t remember him and is plotting on the Wizard*

Marvel: “Cool. I’m Captain Marvel. I’m fine with Cap, or Marvel, or whatever you can come up with.”

Black Adam: “So that’s what he has you going by…”

Marvel: “What?”

*another silence*

Black Adam: *clear throat again* “When… are you coming home?””

Marvel: “Home?”

Black Adam: “Home. Kahndaq. If you’re worried about becoming a slave again, after your…” *clears throat* “The point is, I worked to get rid of it.”

Billy honest to the Gods just assumed this guy was both lonely and another Champion.

Marvel: *confused at the mention of slavery* “Sure, I’ll come by. That’s in like Africa, right?”

Black Adam: *a little relieved that he’d visit, but also filled with a little dread because Marvel not knowing where Kahndaq is kind of supports the memory wipe theory* “I believe so.”

Marvel did visit. And sure, he might’ve had to work himself up for the awkward afternoon, but it wasn’t that bad. Teth seemed a little happier after the whole thing. Billy’s pretty sure at least. It’s a little hard to get a read the guy’s emotions.

Also, someone caught the end of their conversation, more specifically the coming home bit. Thus, the rumors of this new guy in black being Marvel’s father were born. These rumors were fueled by Adam trying to be fatherly, albeit awkwardly, and Billy just accepting it because he just thinks Adam is being nice.

Like the time Adam brought him a modernized version Aman’s favorite food because he thought he might still like it.

Achilles: “WAIT BILLY IT MIGHT BE POISONED-”

Marvel: *takes a big munch* “Wow, this is really good!”

Black Adam: *relieved* “It’s good you still like it.”

Yeah, Fawcitizens are like ninety percent sure Adam is their hero’s dad. And they’re here for it. They just want their big guy to be happy.

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Goncharov broke containment.

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Another ramble...

Quick warning, This post Holds My pain at the moment since I just lost my dog Ramsey, He was put down a little bit before this post... I.. I just want to write my feeling so that I feel better. First on the block, Sorrow Sucks ass, Like fuck that shit, It just gripps your sternum and won't let go. Second... Its... its weird... I was right there with him after the injection.. and It was so peaceful, One second he's breathing softly, snoring like he would.... the next he's gone, Quiet... do i regret Ramsey's passing? .... no, I don't, it sucks Ass, and i hate that My dog had to be put down for his own good... but... It was the right thing, he was hurting. He couldn't even make it up the stairs the past few days... He was limping and His hips were giving out. I don't regret letting Him go, the pain Is... I won't say fine, I still feel a weight on my Sternum, but at least Ramsey isn't in pain. Welp, thats enough rambling, I'm done pouring feelings out at the moment. I'm off, have a nice day, night, or whatever the hell everyone.

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Essential Characters to Include in your Justice League/DC Universe:

These are characters who, in my opinion, you should be working to include if you want to make a proper DC Universe:

Clark Kent AKA Superman

Kara Zor-El AKA Supergirl

Lois Lane

Jimmy Olsen

Lex Luthor

Bruce Wayne AKA Batman

Dick Grayson AKA Robin/Nightwing

Barbara Gordon AKA Batgirl/Oracle

The Joker

The League of Shadows/Assassins

Princess Diana/Diana Prince AKA Wonder Woman

Donna Troy AKA Wonder Girl

Hal Jordan AKA Green Lantern

John Stewart AKA Green Lantern

Kyle Rayner AKA Green Lantern

Thaal Sinestro

Cyrus Gold AKA Solomon Grundy

Jay Garrick AKA The Flash (Golden Age)

Barry Allen AKA The Flash

Wally West AKA Kid Flash/The Flash

Gorilla Grodd

Arthur Curry AKA Aquaman

J'onn J'onzz AKA Martian Manhunter

Oliver Queen AKA Green Arrow

Dinah Laurel Lance AKA Black Canary

Helena Bertinelli AKA Huntress

Vic Sage AKA The Question

Carter Hall AKA Hawkman

Shiera Saunders Hall AKA Hawkgirl/Hawkwoman

Billy Batson AKA Captain Marvel/Shazam

Kent Nelson AKA Doctor Fate

Ted Kord AKA Blue Beetle

Jaime Reyes AKA Blue Beetle

Michael Jon Carter AKA Booster Gold

Ray Palmer AKA The Atom

Ronnie Raymond & Martin Stein AKA Firestorm

Zatanna Zatara

Alec Holland/Swamp Thing

Jason Blood/Etrigan the Demon

John Constantine

Courtney Whitmore/Stargirl

Nathaniel Adam/Captain Atom

Koriand'r/Starfire

The Teen Titans

The Justice Society of America

Lobo

Amanda Waller

Slade Wilson/Deathstroke

Maxwell Lord

A.R.G.U.S.

Starro the Conqueror

Vandal Savage

Darkseid

The Secret Society of Super-Villains

The Crime Syndicate

There are many many others out there, but these I feel are the most necessary.

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The Observants have a job for Dan. They tell him to consider it Community Service.

There's a speedster that doesn't seem to care whether he lives or dies, who's brash actions could easily lead to either of those outcomes, who needs to be reigned in.

Is that speedster already getting help for thinking like that?

Yes.

Is it enough for the Observants?

No.

If Bart Allen dies before the age of thirty, so do most futures, and they want Dan to pull an Ebenezer Scrooge Fever Dream.

They need him to pretend to be Death itself.

They are even willing to give him a huge powerboost, temporarily, to do it.

Dan agrees to do it.

Because the Observants don't really have a solid grasp on what is morally okay to do to humans, and this seems like the lesser of two evils.

He's just gotta be as creepy as possible.

Also drag it out.

Okay so most of the reason he wants to do this is because it sounds funny to terrorize a kid, sue him he's bored.

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Bart goes to his favorite burger joint after a successful mission, ready to eat only the best double bacon cheeseburgers, and as he takes that first delicious bite...someone slides into the booth with him.

They're massive. Green skin, built like a brick shithouse, white fire hair, and really, red eyes, and pointy ears.

They're humming a soft, friendly tune that seems to echo in the restaurant, and very suddenly Bart realizes that he and this stranger are the only ones present.

"Hello Impulse," the man says, all smiles. "Never thought I'd get to see you in person. In the F̶̯̀l̶̨̂e̷̤͌s̴͚̓h̶͓͝.̵̢̉."

Bart swallows the bit of burger in his mouth.

"Uh...hey." He says, taking another bite. This weird dude is probably another villain, but he isn't gonna let that stop him from refueling.

"Can I get your Autograph?" The man says, voice lilting and that smile far more predatory. "I'm a big fan...been following you for a L̸̺̓o̶̡͛n̶̻͌g̴̛̫ ̵̠͗T̴͎̉i̴̬̎m̵̦̓e̷̟̽."

There's a small postcard featuring Impulse on it laid down on the table.

A postcard from a different timestream, as the city behind that Impulse definitely no longer exists in this one.

Bart is out of the booth and readying for a fight between one breath and the next.

"You think you're the scariest villain of the week?" Bart quips, "Nah man, you're not even like, top fifty."

Using SuperSpeed, he grabs the man's stupid hoodie and...

And...

He didn't grab the hoodie.

How did he not grab the...it was like, right there?

Oh great. The villain is intangible.

"...A lot of people think they can beat me," the stupid villain says, grabbing Bart's soda (so rude) and taking a sip. "But no one's outrun me yet."

Bart darts forward, vibrating his molecules so that he, too, in intangible. Maybe if they're both in the same state, he can hit this guy!

But the villain isn't there anymore.

Neither is the rest of Bart's burger.

The crinkle of paper behind him lets him know that not only did the Villain out-speed him, but is eating his burger.

Bart turns on his heel and rushes at the guy again.

He dodges.

"Slow."

Bart swipes at his burger trying to get it back.

The villain disappears and reappears behind him again.

"Sloppy."

Bart finally throws a punch, done with this bullshit.

It's caught midair, dragged past the villain, and he's kicked across the restaurant.

"Alright, no more playing!" Bart snaps, hauling himself up entering the Speedforce, the world slowing down around him.

Except.

For.

The.

Villain.

The villain pretends to be frozen in time, grabs Bart by his neck, and slams him on the ground.

Bart gets up, only for the man's other hand to swipe out and...that's a sickle.

He saw them being used by farmers, in one of the realities he visited.

He barely dodges, a burning, icy cold cut slicing across his face.

For the first time since any of this started, Bart...

Bart is scared.

This prompt is brought to you by this scene (THIS IS A LINK TO THE SCENE IN YOUTUBE) from The Last Wish.

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got told at lunch "you feel like Tumblr Incarnate" and i had to tell them i've been here for 13 years and counting. i was here three years before dashcon happened. i saw the mishapocalypse. i survived the gigapause. i've been here longer than the shoelaces post. i've been here since it was hipsters versus fandom and i played both sides extensively by overdoing the sepia filters on everything and making my own flashing galaxy gif edits for my fandom posts. i'm every tumblr. it's all in me

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The What Corps?

“we have you now spook! there is nowhere you can run and hide with our new spectral tethers active!”

Danny winces at the small metal clips that have hooked themselves in his leg, some new GIW tech that is messing with his powers.

“oh yeah? I was just dying for you guys to give me a challenge” plan. plan. He's gotta think of a plan to get out of here and fast. He takes a steadying breath and starts to look for anything that can help him.

he can’t get caught here. He just can't. He simply won’t allow himself.

suddenly the two GIW goons in front of him click their earpieces to clearly listen to what someone else is telling them, Danny is very glad for his own enhanced senses.

“Operatives K and O, be advised, there have been sightings of a new ectoplasmic entity near your location. Other operatives report that it’s incredibly small and moves fast. watch your backs, this may be an ambush”

small and fast? it better not be some poor little blob ghost, Danny sort of hopes it’s some manner of ectowasp, at least that could be entertaining to see.

“you better not be hoping for back up, ecto scum”

“I have no idea what you are talking about”

It's then that a small bright green light zips on scene and weaves through crowds in the distance with ease and then speeds up towards the two operatives who do not hesitate to shoot, missing completely like the storm troopers they are.

Whatever it is, it is indeed going very fast but Danny manages to figure out what it looks like and it appears to be a… ring?

“hold it you tiny accessory shaped ecto fiend!”

The ring does a speedy circle around Operative O while K is lining up a shot and ends up blasting the poor guy point blank in his face, “O!”

Danny takes a step forward with an arm outstretched and a “oh damn! Are you alright?” on his lips when the ring takes the chance to slip on his finger. “Daniel Fenton of Earth”

Danny already had a freakout about a ghost jewelry getting on him, his experiences with those so far have been incredibly bad after all, what with the rings and crowns and pendants… now this damn thing is just straight up outing him! 

Thank the ancients the two GIW stooges are too busy with each other right now to pay close attention to what this weird ring is saying.

“You have the ability to overcome great fear” ah so this is related to him steeling himself just now? Maybe? or something??

You have been chosen” never good, we are back to freaking out again.

“Welcome to the green lantern corps” 

… the what?

Danny notices that his usual outfit suddenly has more green going on, and his DP symbol has some sort of… he guess it’s supposed to be a lantern, maybe? shape around it.

He’s somehow even more glowy now, and there is something on his face. Feeling its shape makes him think it’s some sort of mask.

The metal clip things are no longer attached to his legs though so that’s great!

“You’re not getting away so easily ecto scum! sentient ghost paraphernalia coming to your rescue or no!” They both aim their weapons to take a shot.

Danny figures he can now easily hold them back with his usual shields,“you guys realize you just called this weird ring sentient and thereby negate the whole nonsentie-ack!”

“Attacking a corps lantern is punishable offense as of the instatement of the galactic diplomatic immunity as declared by the-” Okay so now Danny is just raising his eyebrow at this weird as fuck ring. Just what is it going on about?

“notifying nearby lanterns and requesting assistance with apprehension of hostiles”

what?

“getting your friends to help you out vile spook? such a thing is useless with the Blackout still very much in place”

Well… the two streaks of green light in the distance is making Danny doubt that statement.

Maybe there is more to this Lantern corps thing than he thought… And something tells him his life is about to get even more complicated than it already is.

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Totally Me

When Billy first joined the league, he made sure to not tell anyone about his identity. This went on for nearly five years until he eventually started feeling bad for the others. They always look so sad. Not that blames them. He knows their names, where they live, their jobs, he knows almost everything about them, yet they know nothing about Marvel. So, Billy decided to tell them some things about himself, only it’s not himself. He told them about his dad, or at least what he remembers. He can’t exactly tell them he’s a twelve year old radio show host who lives in an apartment with his sister and his friend. Can he?

Supes: *talking about Jon*

Hermes: “Alright, Batson. You can do this!” *hyping him up like a sports coach*

Marvel: “He sounds awesome. The way you talk about him reminds me of Billy.”

Supes: “Billy? Who’s that?”

Marvel: *smiles* “My son.”

Supes: *jaw drops*

Clark was so happy his friend finally opened up with something about his personal life. He was smiling the entire day. This information eventually got around to the others so they tried to see if they could find out more too.

GA: “So, Cap, are you finally gonna come one of my mixers?” (ref to a fanfic I can’t remember the name of) *bros digging for information to see if cap is in a relationship*

Achilles: “Come on, Billy, let’s go! You can do this!”

Marvel: “No, I have a wife.”

GA: “A wife? What do you mean you have a wife? I expected a girlfriend not a wife?”

Marvel: *slightly nervous because he thinks Green Arrow might not believe him* “Yeah, well, I have a wife, okay?”

GA: “How long have you guys been married?”

Marvel: “Uh…” *doesn’t even know* “Like since 19-”

GA: “19??”

Marvel: “Yeah, 1920 or 30 something.” *is pretty sure that’s correct*

GA: “You’ve been married to your wife for almost 100 years…?”

Marvel: “Uh… yeah. Now that I think about it, yeah.”

By the way, anything Billy tells these guys, goes straight into the rumor mill. Once he divulges a little piece of information it’ll take like an hour, and then everyone knows.

Bruce even got in on the action by grabbing a form and walking up to Marvel:

Batman: “Captain, on your registration papers you left your occupation blank. Could you fill it out?”

Marvel: “Ah, sure!” *fills it out*

Batman: “Thank you.” *walks away and rounds a corner, only to be met with Clark*

Supes: “So, what’s his job?” *is hoping that Marvel is a reporter because he and Marvel have yapped about reporting multiple times*

Batman: *looks at the form* “He’s an archaeologist.”

Supes: “Archaeologist?” *sounds a little dumbfounded* “Huh. That seems so Marvel-like, yet so un-Marvel-like at the same time.”

Also, Billy does actually like archaeology. It’s one of bro’s special interests. In fact, to see if Marvel was telling the truth, Bruce asked a little bit about archaeology and was met with an hour long rant about how amazing it was.

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I keep coming back to the fact that almost no one writes Jack and Maddie as autistic. Nine times out of ten, if their obsession with ghost hunting has a cause, it's that it's a Big Scary Ghost Obsession. Never a special interest, always an Obsession or, even better, they just don't love their kids.

But both of them:

Are oblivious to many social cues and norms

Have very little volume control

Are well-known for infodumping compulsively

Are extremely trusting

And Jack specifically:

Mentions that most clothing makes him itchy

Prefers to express his feelings bluntly

Relies on scripts when struggling with social problems

While Maddie:

Has trouble reading people when she's not specifically trying

Is not a good at deception even when she tries

I'm not saying it's canon, I'm just saying that the restricted and intense nature of their interest doesn't have to be sinister in and of itself.

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if you are reading this i want you to stop for a moment and imagine a crab

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The Holy Trinity of SU songs that had the fandom absolutely losing their shits when they came out

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anyone done this yet, or