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Car Insurance: Get Affordable Coverage for Your Vehicle
Navigating the complex world of automobile insurance can be daunting, but itâs a crucial step in protecting your most valuable asset â your vehicle. Whether youâre a seasoned driver or just starting out, understanding the different types of car insurance coverage and finding the right policy to fit your needs can save you time, money, and countless headaches down the road. But what if you couldâŠ
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Mad at my friends for having hoity toity musicology and oil painting blogs while I have to remain weird and interesting with my primary form of occupation being Insurance Broker
#anybody wanna hear the kind of endorsements I can put on a farm policy#Auto collision insurance doesn't include animal strikes btw that's under comprehensive#I stg tho if any of u freaks only have named perils on any of ur policies I'm gonna come to ur house and wreck it#AND IT WON'T BE COVERED CAUSE U WON'T BE PROTECTED FROM VANDALISM CLAIMS HAHA#Get fucked#Also did u know that auto coverage only ever indemnifies so if u slash someone's tires leave at least one to rly piss em off
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What is comprehensive car insurance and why do I need it?
You could say theyâre two halves of a whole. Collision insurance covers you if your car is damaged by another vehicle, a stationary object or by rolling over. Comprehensive insurance, on the other hand, covers damage that happens as the result of other causes, such as weather events and theft. If youâre wondering what comprehensive car insurance coverage offers, this comprehensive guide willâŠ
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if you voted please reblog !!!!
my last post was $220 short of my goal and completely stopped getting reblogs so iâm making a shorter newer post. tl;dr i was fired for putting in my two weeks and my bills have been piling up while iâm unable to work due to medication changes & an injury. i am also trans & disabled which makes finding a job much harder.
and it turns out my car insurance was $60 more expensive this month because i changed my plan to include collision coverage, and i owe over $1,500 on my credit card so iâm really struggling to pay it back (this is on top of the $11,000 iâm already in debt). making my new goal $500 to help me pay off 30% of my credit card, and help me not get fucked over financially while iâm waiting for another job.
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i also have commissions open if you would like art in return.
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Runner's High
((banner by me! I don't own Horikoshi's work OR the mindblowing art of @gsony24~used w permission))
Pairing: Pro-Hero!Midoriya x reader (fem!Pro-Hero Reader)
Words: 2.5k
Rating: M | 18+ (begone, young heroes- Allmight is watching...)
Warnings: FOREPLAY (mostly kissing & touching), no piv, shower spicy times, Izuku is Foreplay King, pet names, post-mission stress relief, sweet fluffy times, married shenanigans ensue~
Summary:
How Izuku watched the news religiously almost every evening and still wasnât tired of hero work after a long day of teaching it, you truly couldnât fathomâ especially since he's dipping back into action himself these days! Though now as you are currently the feature of a televised villain chase alongside his oldest friend, you completely understood his fervor tonight of all nights. He pays you a love-filled congratulations on a job well done~ âWant me to run a shower for you? Get you all cleaned up, relaxed, and back in your waiting manâs arms?â âYou better not let me out of these arms unless itâs to get these clothes off.â âI can take care of that too, love. First things first~â
A/N: Spicy Deku lovin' on his pro-hero wife~ that's the fic
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âHoney!!â Izukuâs mop of green hair whirls around from where heâs been crouched at your coffee table, rushing around the furniture to meet you, âThey just finished coverage, I saw the whole thing!!â
Despite your initially quiet entry into the house, you knew a calm âwelcome homeâ wasnât possible with your darling spouse around.Â
Kicking off against your initial lock of the door, you push yourself up and meet his enthusiastic steps with confident strides up into his waiting arms. He squeezes you tight as you breathe deeply for the first time all night, as he praises you for an excellent job well done. Â
Ushing and gushing over you is standard business for Izuku, but when you respond to any kind of big heavy-hitting emergency, youâd best be prepared for a glowing lecture of how incredible you were. In detail. With footnotes.
How Izuku watched the news religiously almost every evening and still wasnât tired of hero work after a long day of teaching it, you truly couldnât fathomâ especially since he's dipping back into the hero world himself! Though now as you are currently the feature of a televised villain chase alongside his oldest friend, you completely understood his fervor tonight of all nights.Â
All you can do is listen on to the praise-fueled rant and moan contentedly as he sways you in place, happy to stay in his space and never leave. You changed clothes at the relief zone, but wanting to get home to your husband meant you rushed the normal cleanup. Anything to expedite your departure and keep your runnerâs high at the forefront of your mind. The debrief paperwork would be due by the start of business tomorrow: and thatâs what the morning commute is for.
Izuku chuckles as you nuzzle him back in order to conveniently shut him up a little⊠but his chirps become even more surprised when your kisses grow firmer, more revved, with more nibble into each taste.
In your force, youâve backed him up to the end of your dining table, his rear end hitting it with a small thud. Once heâs cushioned your joint collision with the wood surface, heâs freed up his hands to run the length of you in response.
Izukuâs always been this wayâ most sated when youâre home, even when he knows youâve been successful in a fight. He just rests better knowing youâre back safe and sound and without a scratch on you. Given his previous and gratuitous âfighting strategiesâ, any day you come home unscathed is an extra dollop on the âwinâ cake.
And donât you just give off the impression of a treat, yourself. Dressed in a âDekuâ pullover and a winning smile is the perfect ensemble on you.
As you lean into every one of his touches and even go so far as to straddle a leg of his, Izuku holds you still for a second, and takes a deep inhale.Â
âHm...You smell like Kacchan.â
Part of your finishing move tonight featured a combo with none other than âDynamightâ, where you partnered up back to back and utilized your powers in full force- and in close quarters.Â
While itâs a keen observation on his part, that comment turns up your nose. Burnt sugar and gasoline donât exactly make an appealing mix to you.
âUgh I know. Needâta shower, sorry.â
âNo, itâs ok! I don't mind it,â Izuku is quick to say and quicker to run his hands up and down your back. âIâm used to it, you know that! Just been a while since itâs uhâ Iâve smelt it this strong.â
You rolled your eyes. Only he could idolize Katsuki Bakugou in this way, even as heâs recalling memories when he was on the receiving end of said heroâs blasts, back in training. Never once has Bakugou held back in practice or in gametime; heâd consider it an offense if you were to ever bring anything less than your best to the table; so go beyond, you did.Â
But Izuku assures that he doesnât think the combination of that heady scent is repulsive on you. Quite the opposite.
âItâs proof that you worked hard; you both did what you had to do. You saved the day, my love~â
You never get tired of hearing that. As a support hero, it's a largely thankless job. When you are acknowledged, it's usually en masse with other heroes like you from a grandstand: âwithout whom none of this is possibleâ.Â
But to come from your man, who holds you in such high esteem no matter your hero ranking, itâs the only kind of praise you need. After tonightâs showdown, you might have very well proved yourself to Bakugou as well, but itâs not like heâd ever admit it to your face.
You leave it to Izuku alone: who makes it his job to build you up everyday.Â
âYou saved everyone. Nâ hey- youâre my hero now, aren't you? All mine, for the rest of the night~â he speaks the claim as truth.
A happy-hearted sigh leaves you under the full grasp of his attention.
âYeahâŠBut if itâs all the same to you, Iâd rather smell like you, not a pomeranian with bomb sweat and- ahhh- ahâ anger issues...â
Kneading -and needy- hands rub your lower back muscles expertly and grab a handful of your ass while theyâre at it.
Izuku kisses the sliver of your neck thatâs just barely exposed; an excuse to offer his relaxation plan to you,
âMâyeah? Want me to run a shower for you? Get you all cleaned up, relaxed, and back in your waiting manâs arms?â
Tightening your hold, tugging him down his sweatshirt by the drawstring, you whisper back to him, âYou better not let me out of these arms unless itâs to get these clothes off.â
Izuku smirks but not without an excited shudderâ still unable to shake your forwardness even months after youâve married. Just as youâve done for him when heâs come back from a tireless night on patrol, he kneels to start on your boots.
âI can take care of that too, love. First things first~â
He takes the greatest care when handling you- from every latch, button, and tie as part of your hero getup. Each element is what protects you, so he treats it with appreciation. Heâs also extremely knowledgeable about how best to maintain each support itemâ slowing down to stow each piece away properly, where youâd normally rush through taking it off in favor of getting yourself out of work-mode.Â
The change in pace is meant to subliminally teach you how to do it better, but you honestly love the special attention he spares to even your accessories, and claim an angelic âI like the way you do itâ to get out of the task entirely.
Youâll blame the adrenaline on it later, or maybe the power high youâre on from receiving more than a fair share in tonightâs mission success you didnât typically get from the mediaâŠin either case, you feel on top of the world- and fully intended to carry that energy home, where Izuku alone will benefit.Â
Sometimes youâll chat away, while other times find you too tired to say anything at all⊠but here and now, you canât help but let the tongue and your hands wander.Â
To thank Izuku for this and all other efforts he makes to your benefit, you take advantage of this angle. From the moment youâre propping your foot up on his bent thigh in order for him to unlace you, heâs an easy target: he goes near brainless when you stroke through his hair while he carries on with a job, so you do just that.Â
One long, smooth scratch along his scalp, and Izukuâs cheeks lift at the touch- until his face goes slack altogether at your words:
âThey donât make âem like you anymore, yâknow that?â you sigh down to him, âMy sweet boyâŠâ
A little sound escapes him, soothed for a moment, until he doubles down and whines low in his chest,Â
âAww, donât do that..â
Testing his limits, you settle on thumbing along his cheek instead, âWhy not, baby?â
âThis is sâpossed to be âbout you..â
âWho says this isnât for me?â you try for a scratch along the nape of his neck instead; it bears the same heavy-lidded result. âYouâre who I work hard for at the end of the day, after all~â
Your husband gawks up at you, turning the tables on him so quickly. He shouldnât be surprised because you were always so sweet on him⊠but itâs a show of his resolve how he shakes his freckled face at you with a knowing smirk and pats your other leg to switch sides.Â
Someday you might win in the battle of who can outdo one another in love, but Mr. Midoriya seems to be winning this one. Must be because youâve exerted enough for one day and he has one up on youâ thatâs the excuse youâll cling to, that is.Â
Itâs not like heâs unaffected by you, however. What he will do is carry you off to the bathroom like youâre weightless with stars in his eyes, runs hot water while kissing every inch of skin he exposes.. and when he gets to your back, light sheen of caramel-y sweat exposed in its fullest, he finds himself wiping it off with particular prejudice before you can even step into the shower to wash it off completely. Makes you giggle, how funny he takes your word so seriously; he will get that smell off of you if you want it gone, dammit.
Seems there was a purpose to it after all, because in your mirrored reflection you catch sight of Izuku lapping up at the spot once offending you as it doubles now as pleasure. Sweetly and gently toying the line between being at your service and keeping you all to himself.
Itâs a dance you love and are addicted to- especially knowing that this behavior out of your normally shy and doting sweetheart comes from a place of complete adoration and attraction to how capable and competent you are. That reciprocated oath is what you promised each other: to uplift and protect each otherâs hearts, minds, and souls above all else~
Actions follow his promised words; Izuku knows nothing of half measures.Â
Heâs barely letting you stand under the stream of water without his hands or lips on you, washing you up and taking extra care with every crease and crevice⊠until of course you feel an extra wave of satisfaction when he gets analytical of your capture mission, and put you right back on the edge of jumping his bones:
Only he could turn hero commentary into steamy shower talk~ and you love it.Â
âYâknow just when I think I know your tells⊠knees tucking in on your bike, making it change to your size.. squaring up, leaning into a curve- you still come up with these out-of-the-box ideas...â
Itâs up to you to get your hair washed, since his attentions are squarely set elsewhere.
âMaximizing your output using another power source in your rear engines -siphoning Kacchanâs firepower like that-, gosh, that's⊠that's inspired! And not even straying an inch from your trajectory? I-I don't know how you do it, honey~â
Heavens, heâd better stop with this. Then again, do you really want him to? Heâs so considerate, even now as heâs breaking down what he loved most about watching you while his hands busy themselves with that favorite sugar scrub of yours.
Itâs about your skill, not just confidence. Your reasoning, not just the pared-down version you have to minimize for the press in order to not seem self-absorbed or take too much of their time. You might sum up your work in a more palatable way for the public when interviewed as you were and keep the conversation mission-based; Deku here knows full well thatâs at the center of why you work as a hero! But beneath all that, listing out each of the things you know you put into plan and executed -minutiae that you spare the reporters on site- is a whole other level of attentiveness.Â
No one knows you like âZuku does. No statistician can catch those little moves, knowing youâve put thought and training into every one. No bystander or fan adores you like he can, praising you the minute you come home as a gesture more meaningful than just to flatter you.
Izuku means to be your partner in everything; to be your anchor and the wind in your sails. When he canât be alongside you in a mission together, heâs damn sure to be there the moment you can share space again.Â
And even when things go sideways and bear down on you harder than you anticipatedâ his tune doesnât change. Heâs still proud of you. To an immense and immovable degree. The way in which you try your best doesnât change, so why would his opinion of you fall away? He would still collect you up in his embrace and take care of you in the same fashion with the same promises of support, rain or shine.Â
Izuku whispers gently as he takes the showerhead completely off the wall to rinse youâ the stream is directed squarely between your shoulder blades, exactly where you like itâŠ
âYour talent,â he continues, âthat strength cominâ out of nowhereâŠâ down your back, lower and lower as your wits tread on a thin wireâ âYou, baby, are nothing short of striking, and creative a-and-â
âAnd turned on as fuck-â you push him back into the wall with a hard kiss.Â
Izuku drops the showerhead completely with a touch of concern to what itâs done to your tub liningâ before you override his attention span, that is. Hands into his dampened hair, you show him what his eye for your strengths means to you.
And damn him, when you do give him room for breathâ heâs smirking.
âSo says the girl who swears Kacchan is ânot rubbing off on herâ.â
He pokes fun at your atypical foul mouth, but you kiss that smirk off him anyway.
âGimme a break,â you moan into his space, âYouâve been out of practice with him for a few years. Get an earful of his rants in your ear day in and day out, and see if you donât start cussing up a storm.â
âI seemed to make it ok the first twenty years of my life. My baby must really be tired, thenNNN!!.â
An exploratory hand crept down and teased right along Izukuâs happy trail.
âNot that tired, Mr. Midoriya. Now if you do not take me to that bed in the next ten seconds, I swear I am going to explode.â
So up you go into his arms, over his shoulder and deposited onto the bed a bit more rough and playful than normalâ soaked to the bone without a care for grabbing a towel on his way out. He sure aims to please.
You shriek in laughter, at least until you feel him yank you to the bedâs edgeâ to his waiting mouth.Â
âProud of you, honey⊠lemme show you how much, hm?â
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i totalled my car which was my only source of income. help me afford food and a down payment on a replacement
the other day i got into a 3-car accident on the freeway. the car in front of me rear ended the car in front of him, and because of poor visibility on that freeway + bad reaction time because I was out of my vyvanse, i didnât react in time and crashed into him. since i was at the rear without a dashcam, i wonât be getting anything from the other driversâ insurance, and my collision coverage has a deductible which was basically the value of the car.
i was doing ubereats which was my only source of income, ive been rejected from dozens of fast food jobs and others because nobody wants to hire right now, especially a college student with limited availability. i also live 15 miles away from college in a city with awful public transit, so without transportation i have to worry about my grades in addition to income.
i had some savings before i crashed my car but theyre not enough to afford a down payment since i donât have a credit score yet or anyone to cosign. its close, but still very difficult, and the longer i spend without a car (and therefore without income) the more difficult itâll be as i use those savings on food or other necessities. i would really appreciate any help at all. any donations would go directly into a down payment or into food so i donât have to spend what little i have for it.
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#i havent had to make one of these for so long but im at the end of my rope#literally anything helps no matter how small i just need the little bit to let me get a replacement and ill be back on my feet#but that little bit feels so far away with no income and no time either during finals season
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hello hazel !
can i request a curse ritual for diluc with graveyard dirt, black tourmaline, and hellebore?
Graveyard Dirt (loss, grief), Black Tourmaline (safety, shielding), Hellebore (anger, wrath) Diluc x gn anemo reader | Curse Ritual warning: physical fighting (battle scene), mentions of blood, Diluc uses a Delusion, mentions of bodies, lots of flame mentions (reader is injured)
"Where is he?" you asked but the eyes that stared back at you were hollow, empty. Another reaction was set off somewhere behind the wall you were using for coverage. "Hey, look at me." You cupped their dirty face and they met your gaze. "Where did he go?"
With a weak arm, they pointed to the right and you took no time waiting. Something cut the stone above you, shards of Geo raining down onto your head. You dropped to a knee, waited, listened, then ran again.
That bastard, you thought as you dashed through the swarm of engaged bodies all hoping to come out of the encounter alive. A member of your resistance slid across the ground in front of you, their head slamming into the worn dirt, eyes rolling into the darkness of their bloodied head. You cursed.
They weren't responsive when you reached them. Even with several slaps on their cheek, they continued to lay there, lifeless. Swift footsteps alerted you that someone was approaching - fast. You twisted and used the body of your comrade to stabilize yourself as a Fatui assailant brought their weapon down toward you.
The collision rattled your bones. You winced.
The skirmisher lept back and you capitalized on their retreat by sending a wave of Anemo toward them. It set them off balance which made it easy for you to craft slicing blades of wind at their tripping feet. The skirmisher retaliated with blasts of Pyro, and each one passed by you with violent heat.
Desperate to end this encounter, you called on your vision, and from nothing, daggers made of heated wind appeared around you in a vicious halo as you barreled toward them, sword positioned to strike.
The skirmisher crumbled at the onslaught, unprepared for the slew of biting slices that cut them to shreds. The wind died down and with it rose the cry of countless other battles. But one stood out among the rest - and you ran to it.
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You stood at the top of a shallow cliff, frozen, petrified by the sight before you.
Where once lush, green fields stretched, now only charred earth and limp bodies remained. And before them was a lone fighter blanketed in flames.
Diluc.
He was nearly unrecognizable in the torrent. He moved like an unrestrained fireball. Bounced off one enemy, then another until nothing was left of them except dust and ash. From his back, black, crackling wings propelled him forward straight into booming Electro and biting Cryo. The world became scared while you watched on in horror.
Go.
Go -- Go -- GO!
Slipping on the loose stone, you pivoted and ran down the edge of the cliff. The fight raged on, consumed whatever got too close. The ground trembled as the Cryo skirmisher fell into the black while licking flames covered their body.
You called out to Diluc but he couldn't hear you. Not now.
The Electro skirmisher used his weapon as a shield but screeching wings sliced through their defenses. Even at this distance, you could feel the heat. It made your throat dry, burned your lungs with every inhale, stung your eyes, and seared your skin. But you pushed forward.
"Diluc!" you called but the walking barrage trudged forward, uninterested. It seemed nothing could rouse the man beneath red and rage. In the middle, somewhere faint, was a flicker of purple - a light so minuscule you wondered if it was a trick. And then you remembered -
He promised.
He promised not to use -
You ran faster.
Using your Anemo, you pried your way through the heat, letting it push you forward while Diluc's wrath shoved you back. You screamed for him but the blistering air dried the words on your tongue. The glove on your outstretched hand peeled away so you brought your Anemo closer to protect your skin.
The purple light flickered.
All you had to do was reach it.
With the last bit of strength you held, you grasped the Delusion with battered fingers, ripped it free, and tossed it behind you. The disconnection made Diluc rage. He screamed in a way so painful it took all your willpower not to run back to the device and press it against his chest. He writhed and pivoted with desperate, searching eyes for the power you stole from him. Flames leaked from every part of him, pushed outward in pyres of confusion, anger, and fear, but you held on. Coiling yourself around his neck, you hid his face in your chest and willed him to the ground.
"Come back," you begged, voice crackling like forgotten wood. "Don't let them win. Fight it - fight!" You called on your Anemo and let it swallow the two of you in its torrent. "Come back to me."
The air coiled around you and slowly expanded until, finally, the flames were quelled in a frenzied explosion.
Diluc's body felt limp and heavy, and you struggled to keep him upright. The two of you pitched to the right but before you landed on the ashen ground, his hand slammed into the grey soil keeping you both steady.
Diluc's arm wrapped around your back, his fingers dug into your muscles as he pressed his face into the crook of your neck.
"I have you," you whispered into his hair and he repositioned so he could hold you against him until he stopped trembling.
Thaumaturgy Anthology (October 11-13, 2024)
This event is based on spells and rituals. Inspiration does not equal understanding; liberties have been taken. All content is owned by Witch Hazels Musings, theft of these images and stories will result in immediate action.
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Deities and Clergy: Bhaal
Revamped
Link: Disclaimer regarding D&D "canon" & Index [tldr: D&D lore is a giant conflicting mess. Larian's lore is also a conflicting mess. You learn to take what you want and leave the rest]
Religion | Gods | Shar | Selûne | Bhaal | Mystra | Jergal | Bane #1 | Bane #2 | Bane #3 | Myrkul | Lathander | Kelemvor | Tyr | Helm | Ilmater | Mielikki | Oghma | Gond | Tempus | Silvanus | Talos | Umberlee | Corellon | Moradin | Yondalla | Garl Glittergold | Eilistraee | Lolth | Laduguer | Gruumsh | Bahamut | Tiamat | Amodeus | The rest of the Faerûnian Pantheon --WIP
I think I lost my mind: I did this before, but this time I decided to redo it with far more detail by dragging out even more sources, and go into Bhaal himself. When I say 'long' I mean '12,419 words, 17 pages long.' Just to let you know before you click 'read more.' Fuck, I don't even know if it's coherently edited at this stage, but here's every scrap of Bhaalist lore I can find. I'll even put it in the tags this time, why not. Witness the chaos.
The full dogma A brief coverage of Bhaal's sacred symbols and the creatures he acts through. Worshipping Bhaal: the opening to a prayer, who, why and how one worships Bhaal including a bit about how to use the altar
The Priesthood: what their objective is, the do's and don'ts, the hierarchy and responsibilities, the cults, what you get for being Chosen, the funerary customs, the different places of worship available, and histories and schisms. Don't live in Baldur's Gate.
Bhaal: His personality, the world he wants to see, 'the owlbear is your great-great nephew by the way,' his parenting skills, his realm, his relationships with other deities, his avatar and manifestations and powers, more on his divine servitors and the butlers, and his brief history.
(...Why the tentacles though?)
âMake all folk fear Bhaal. Let your killings be especially elegant, or grisly, or seem easy so that those observing them are awed or terrified. Tell folk that gold proffered to the church can make the Lord of Murder overlook them for today. âMurder is natural. Slaying is what all creatures in FaerĂ»n do, daily if they can. At least daily, slay something livingâand the Lord of Murder is most pleased if the victim is one of your own kind and as formidable as, or more powerful than, you. Kill with swift skill, not by torture, forced suicide, falls, or collisions. Do it personally, with ever-greater deftness and elegance, and teach others the skills and the delights of slaying. âDeathbringers are to slay with enough skill that witnesses are impressed. They are always to challenge those more powerful than themselves, the clergy of other deities being prize targets. Slay with pleasure, but never with anger. Be in exquisite control of yourself. Utter the name of Bhaal so the victim can hear it. Ideally, it should be the last word a victim hears.â - Bhaalâs Dogma
Holy Symbol: âThe Circle of Tearsâ A human skull surrounded by a circle of sixteen bloody teardrops going counter-clockwise â the blood of the murdered and the tears of grief shed for their death, known as the âTears of Bhaal.â
Sacred colours: Black, deep purple, violet (possibly silver) Sacred animals: N/A Sacred stones: N/A Sacred monsters: The Undead (particularly skeletal undead), the Haarla of Hate, âmany tentacled monsters,â Imps (employed as butlers), Perytons, Owlbears, Displacer Beasts, Bhaalspawn
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Worship:
âO mighty Bhaal, Reveller in Blood, master of my destinyâŠâ - The opening of a prayer to Bhaal - Darkwell
âFew openly admit to worshipping the Lord of Murder, but there is an unspoken assumption that anyone who benefits from violent death has some respect for Bhaal.â - Descent into Avernus
Bhaal is god of murder, patron deity of assassins, and formerly the god of death in general (Iâll get to that later). He is worshipped by those who desire somebodyâs death and those who cause it (including more non-evil-aligned mercenaries and bounty hunters as well as your stereotypical evil assassins), and supplicated by those who seek to avoid it. While it has been implied he once held greater status, his limited domain means he isnât the most widely venerated god in the world and the people who would worship him exclusively and join the priesthood are uncommon. Like all evil deities he has a âlegitimateâ form of worship that makes him more sympathetic to the common people and thatâs vigilante killings of criminals, where he overlaps with and cooperates with Hoar.
FaerĂ»nians pay homage to the Lord of Murder for âhis overlookâ whenever they are at risk of death by violence; for example when setting out on journeys (which, due to the dangerous nature of the world always carries a risk of death), or whenever death and violence is occurring around them and they hope â if somebody you know is murdered then the tradition, encouraged by Bhaalists, is to make an offering to Bhaal in the hopes of averting his further attentions. Bhaal despises all that lives as a stain upon the perfection of death, good only for the joy of killing them and drinking their lifeblood, and only those that offer homage to him gain his tolerance.
Even during calmer times people are encouraged to make an offering to the nearest temple or shrine (or visiting Bhaalists from the nearby fortress doing the rounds). As with most gods, Bhaal usually takes offerings in the form of cash and other material gains as well, offered while saying prayer. How these rates work hasnât been described, and probably varies. The dogma specifically says âfor today,â so itâs possibly a daily offering, or perhaps you can buy lengths of time (like, â1gp per day, 8gp for a tenday, for the low price of 1000gp you can enjoy a whole year, murder free!â) Donating land deeds and buildings to the temple or shrine in your testament (your will) is always greatly appreciated by FaerĂ»nian faiths.
Such tithe collection is accomplished through âfrightening common folk into placing offerings of coinage and valuables before Bhaalists.â As the priests should not be identifiable and will likely be recognised by wearing their full ceremonial hoods and veils (designed for intimidation as well as anonymity) and none but the faithful may not know the location of a place of worship, let alone enter one, this is presumably done in a fashion akin to simply walking through the streets (possibly after a recent murder) as people hurriedly place valuables in the path in âbefore them,â or maybe into an offering bowl being carried, possibly with a quickly mumbled âhail the Lord of Deathâ thrown in. (It is believed that to touch a Myrkulyte is to bring death, and many physically avoid being near or sometimes looking at Myrkulâs Reapers lest they draw the godâs attention (which is encouraged because it keeps the fear from spilling over into violence against the priesthood). Itâs not unimaginable that Bhaalists would have something similar going on, and they are stated to be âdarkly popularâ and âstill command respect and fear throughout Baldur's Gateâ even if not reverence.)
Offerings are also made to Bhaal for success by those who are setting out to kill another person; mercenaries and bounty hunters out to collect bandit heads, a battered spouse taking a knife to their sleeping abuser, a vigilante in a corrupt city hunting violent criminals who will never see legal justice, and assassins killing for money, all pay their dues to the god whose domain they are stepping in (some of them alongside Hoar, god of vengeance and one of Bhaalâs allies).
Bhaal was also worshipped by in the Guge kingdom of Eastern Faerûn by the spirit-folk known as the Gugari, now isolated in the Hollow Crown Mountains, where he is revered as the god of death Niynjushigampo. Their ruling class is obsessed with the royal bloodline which, coupled with their insular society, means they are inbred to high hell. Death rites and necromancy are a big part of society, and executing people for public entertainment is a popular activity at festivals (or noble parties). Which is a fair idea of what a primarily Bhaalist society looks like, I guess (surprisingly, murder is still illegal. Very little else is).
Prayers to Bhaal occur during the hours of darkness involve sacrifices of both victimâs blood and/or the supplicantâs (the sacrifice of blood and life is to âoffer [one/oneâs blood] as Tears of Bhaal,â).
Creating and maintaining an altar requires regularly anointing it with your own freely given blood to feed your Lord, done by gouging their thumbs. This leaves a subtle mark, kept visible by regular prayer, that allows worshippers of Bhaal to recognise each other. The blood is then smeared over the eye-sockets to form tears of the altarâs skull, which serves as a stand-in for Bhaal himself â this may be a large steel mask placed on the wall above it, or sitting in the centre of the altar in the form of a real human head or an expensive marble statue.
âCarved from white marble, it was perhaps four times the size of a human head. Red streaks, which could only have been fresh blood, ran from the eyes of the skull across its cheekbones in a garish caricature of tears. â - Black Wizards
âHanging on the wall above the altar is a three-foot-tall steel mask cast in the form of a frowning human skull.â - Descent into Avernus
When stepping away from the altar one is to bow to the skull sitting in the centre of the altar in reverence before turning away.
Bathing in blood appears to serve some ritual purpose for Bhaalists, although the significance and purpose has not been explained.
Clerics pray for their spells just after sundown before retiring for the night (assuming they have no work â ritual sacrifices always take place at midnight. Priests occasionally take a day off work from their day job and regular life to sleep in order to conserve their energy, particularly before going out on the hunt.) In temples and fortresses a mass known as the Dayâs Farewell is held at sundown.
Something from word of god which didnât get into the published realms for various reasons, including the Satanic Panic, but which does kind of crop up in Baldurâs Gate 3 is this:
âSex is used in rituals in specific (narrow) ways, for worship of the deity and "improvement of self to make the self a better servant of the deity as well as more pleasing to the deity and therefore more favored by the deity.ââ - Ed Greenwood
âOnce Bhaal's favour has quickened within one oh his beloved murderers, the bliss of his love is nigh-indescribable. For he blesses his loyal with a new sensation: a mindless, instinctual, primal sensation that comes within the bowels, an erotic spasmthat washes over the killer, in the moment of murder. It is said that in that instant, his Divine Essence can almost be tasted. Forsake all other hedonisms, acolytes, for nothing can compare. Until the true ecstasies of murder wash over you, initiates, this scroll contains a prayer, you may say after a kill, calling for the Lord's disgrace to find its course in your body.â - A recording of a sermon, one of several out of the way examples of Bhaal being a touch invasive found in Baldurâs Gate 3
There are several references to the Dark Urge going grave digging, with necrophiliac undertones. Whether thatâs part of the above, or just Durge things is up in the air.
(While the priest giving the sermon says to forsake hedonisms, Bhaalists very much have been depicted engaging in every hedonism their whims take them to and Bhaal didnât particularly care, so it doesnât appear to be a sin within the faith, just a turn of phrase or this one priestâs opinion.)
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Priesthood:
âThe land of these mortals would become a land of deathâa nation ruled by the dead, over the dead. No living thing would mar it â - Black Wizards
âWhen you are finished, when my will has been done, there will be not a single living creature upon this land that is not beholden to me. This island shall become a monument to death!â - Darkwell
To the west of the Dragonreach worshippers â those who venerate Bhaal as a patron deity, rather than simply placating him as part of the larger pantheon â are known as âBhaalists,â and to the East they are âBhaalyn.; Priests of Bhaal are known, generically and regardless of rank, as âdeathbringers.â
Priests are to greet each other and supplicating lay worshippers with âPraises to Bhaal.â To which the correct response is âHail the Lord of Death.â
The primary purpose of the priesthood, expanding the Lord of Murderâs power and rule aside, is to sate his eternal lust for blood with a steady supply of victims. Bhaal has even been known to desire the blood of specific mortals and command his priests to sacrifice these on his altar â albeit these are usually ones that have personally crossed him, or who serve gods who have done so (Cyricists, Lathanderites, Chaunteans, Lliirans, Helmites, Tyrrans, Ilmatari and Tormites. Mystrans and Maskarrans may or may not be on the list nowadays). Once Bhaal has requested a specific victim on his altar â communicated through dream vision, typically â the Bhaalists will vehemently refuse to allow any but his faithful to slay them.
Bhaalists tend to be â and are encouraged to be â charismatic and outwardly charming (and if you really canât manage there are cleric spells that can help). Build your people skills, make friends and allies. But of course the prime requisite of the job is that underneath all that charm is a violent sadistic streak and the ability to find joy and ecstasy in killing (which is required in order to serve Bhaal). Death is not simply a pastime or a means of employment for a Bhaalist; it is a calling and a holy duty.
Bhaalists are probably like most faiths, where the majority of their number come from orphans taken in by priests and raised from birth to serve the temple/shrine and its god. Considering their isolated and cloistered communities, I donât think it unlikely that many are also born into their environments. The most common form of recruitment outside of that comes from what are effectively red rooms â anonymous meetings where all are masked and veiled and may gather to witness criminals and other hated figures whose death wonât be considered a crime by the mob being ârighteouslyâ slain and sacrificed for the pleasure of both Bhaal and the crowd. Those who join the cult have the privilege of selecting the next sacrifice, and some of those may even graduate into the inner circles and become true Bhaalists and join the clergy.
Deathbringers are generally aware of their deityâs hatred and insatiable hunger and that they are not exceptions to it so long as they still breathe, for all that they are given a pass and even approval. They are also awarethat even if they have doubts about this that their life is immediately forfeit âif [their] master should suspect anything less than total obedience.â
Clerical garb, worn while hunting in the city at night or while at the shrine or temple, takes the form of black or deep purple robes with deep hoods and veils that are designed to fully obscure the wearer, giving the impression of an empty set of robes. Itâs possible that black robes show that the priest is a Deathstalker and purple the regular priests, although it could simply be a regional thing that varies by location. The inner lining is black, to enhance the effect. The robes will be randomly and violently dashed with splashes and steaks of violet dye. The higher ranks of the clergy are distinguished by adding a scarlet sash around their waist, used to make their ranks easily distinguished in dimly-lit settings where nobody can see each othersâ faces due to the veil.
Each deathbringer has a ceremonial curved short blade on the belt that may be used in rituals; only Deathstalkers such as the High Primate [PRIME-et] has the right to wield it as an actual weapon. These daggers are cursed so that if anybody but the faithful draw them from their sheath they wonât be able to release the weapon until theyâve used it to take a life. Attempts to otherwise remove the dagger, such as by magic like remove curse, will cause the blade to violently explode, spraying its surroundings (and the thief) with lethally toxic shrapnel.
Outside of ceremonial wear, while on guard duty or travelling Bhaalists are to wear black chausses and a black cloak, plus whatever armour they use (typically leather or chain, probably also dyed black). They may also be wearing their robes over the armour.
While priests are to dedicate themselves to murder and sating Bhaalâs endless bloodlust above all else, Bhaal encourages his followers to pursue âpersonal wealth and hobbiesâ and ingratiate themselves to the halls of power. Bhaalists spend a great chunk of their life on murder (planning crimes; debating the philosophy of death and violence; building weapons collections; finding and mastering new murder methods; getting enough training, rest and food to stay healthy and capable, etc), and Bhaal will reprimand flights of vanity and self-indulgence when they interfere too much with holy duties or his commands, but he is at worst indifferent to his gollowerâs avaricious tendencies and whatever luxuries and indulgences they opt to spend their spare time and the clerical powers he gives them on. Something Bhaal will not tolerate is disobedience, and deathbringers spend a lot of time watching their own thoughts and apologising for having them if they feel too rebellious.
Bhaalists outside of their own faith communities maintain a daytime identity: in worship they are anonymous; their worship is always behind closed doors in the company of fellow Bhaalists, their identities obscured by veils and hoods; outside of the temples and shrines they live a perfectly normal life. On the lower end of the hierarchy they prefer to take jobs that allow them to move around unnoticed, gather information, and observe the public for potential victims assuming that the job doesnât allow them easy access to victims. On the higher end of the hierarchy they like to take positions of power and control.
Funerary Customs
Bhaalists are buried with their daggers.
They practice mummification (although this may have become less popular over time since -100 DR-ish) transforming volunteers into mummy lords to protect holy sites and tombs (and presumably also using invaders to create lesser undead enslaved for the same purposes). It might or might not be part of a marriage-like thing, as one dude back in Ascore named Rethkan agreed to the process on behalf of his lover, the priestess Asharla-Rhil. Then again there were basically no details as to that situation, so maybe she tricked him to it. Idk the situation is up for interpretation.
Although in the Realms â especially where Bhaalists are involved â this is a⊠unique twist on a funeral in that the deceased begins the process alive and is slowly murdered and converted into undeath by keeping the soul and mind active and anchored even as the body dies, while removing their internal organs, embalming them, and cycling the positive energy that keeps them alive out for the negative energy that sustains the undead. As a side effect, the trauma and the ever-hungry void that is negative energy instils a murderous hatred of all that lives. Which, I suppose, is a bonus if youâre a Bhaalist.
To Bhaalists the only holy day worth celebrating is the Feast of the Moon. While the world honours the dead, the Bhaalists specifically revere their own fallen faithful now gone to Bhaal, by telling stories of their most impressive murders. A favourite is of Uthaedeol the Blood-Drenched, the model Bhaalist who â as he couldnât simply teleport into his target (King Samyte of Tethyr)âs room due to wards, as the man had been forewarned of an assassination attempt â teleported onto a pegasus flying above the throne room, killed the rider, forced the horse into a lethal dive through the skylight and into the throne room to get around the wards (using a fly spell to survive the fall himself), killed the black dragon the king had bound into his service with one blow by punching it in the eye (using his own variation of the disintegrate spell that he never shared the secret to with anyone), used its acidic breath weapon to propel himself over to the other side of the room (he had acid resistance) and then caused all the arrows the guards had been firing at him (which missed) to fly backwards and kill the archers who fired them, and then killed the king in combat, effectively slicing him to pieces (along with any more soldiers that tried to interfere). He then cast a delayed meteor swarm on the throne room, to be activated the next time anybody tried to cast a spell in there (presumably insurance against divination spells), and a blade barrier by the doors that would activate when the next blood relatives of the king stepped through, and then he teleported away â he managed to assassinate the kings two heirs after leaving the scene when the two eldest sons next arrived in the throne room and triggered the blade barrier, as planned.
(This level of crazy-prepared overkill is an inspiration to Bhaalists everywhere.)
Duties
Bhaalists may not hope or pray to Bhaal be spared from death, to desire such seems to be blasphemy.
Bhaalists are obligated by their faith to teach combat skills â and possibly hunting â to all who ask, and are available for hire as tutors.
Work goes into infiltrating and controlling three areas; crime syndicates, law enforcement and the nobility, eliminating obstacles to their holy duty.
Take care to âlet economically and socially important individuals live unharmed,â unless they happen to be significant obstacles to the goals of the faith. Do not kill rich people. Do not upset the governing powers of the city. Do not upset the nobles. By being useful to those in power rather than upsetting them you get situations where Bhaalists may establish temples and enjoy freedom; like Thay, where the Red Wizards quite happily sponsored and financed the Tower of Swift Death in exchange for the assassinsâ work on furthering âthe Glory of Thay;â and Baldurâs Gate, where the intrigues of the nobles and the violence of law enforcement and rebels makes praying to Bhaal âdarkly popular,â and Bhaalists can near enough do whatever they like âso long as the city's important citizens aren't harmed.â That is to say, the ones in the Upper City.
They are encouraged to not target civilians too much, but to go after those who will not be missed (passing adventurers, vagrants, the homeless) and those whose deaths will more likely be celebrated (criminals and outlaws). In Baldurâs Gate this means most activity should happen in the Outer City, as the residents are not actually Baldurian by law, and there thereâs so much murder there (a lot of it not even Bhaalist in origin) that there are entire âsnuff streetsâ where people dump the corpses.
Bhaalists are to found and be patrons to assassins and thieves guilds. Assassins and organisations that profit from killing people but do not pay homage to the Lord of Murder and his followers are to be routed and destroyed for their blasphemy.
50% of valuables taken from kills are owed to either the temple or to be handed over to the senior priest who serves as oneâs âhandler.â The other 50% goes towards yourself and should be used to advance yourself in order to âcontinue [your] holy work.â The likes of land deeds, buildings and holdings that can be stolen you are encouraged to keep and use to enrich and spread the influence of yourself and the church.
Killing one living being a day is mandatory, but not all of them must be people. Only once a tenday must a sapient being be offered as a tear, preferably using a member of oneâs own race. Failing to deliver requires two kills per one missed.
In order to keep the kill âpureâ there is a list of conditions: - The kill cannot be sullied by emotion; you must commit the deed with a clear head and perfect awareness of what you do. - The kill must be for Bhaal alone; you may not take payment for this kill, and assassination jobs do not count towards your regular sacrifices. - The kill should least be capable of fighting back, if not stronger that you.- - The victim must be slain quickly and without torture; torture is not Bhaalâs way, but honours the ways of gods like Loviatar (to whom the pain leading into death is holy) and Bane (who feeds on the fear, and the power the torturer holds over their victim). Poison, while acceptable for assassination work, presumably doesn't count for sacrifices to Bhaal (Talona's domain) - The method and end result can be âgrisly,â but the kill itself must be a testament to your skill â swiftly and smoothly done. - You must take pleasure in the act â your joy and the skills you have honed and place on display for the Lord of Murderâs pleasure are a form of worship, and they empower him as much as the death itself. - The victim must be marked as an offering and informed for whom their life was taken before they die; they are to be told âBhaal awaits thee, Bhaal embraces thee, none escape Bhaal.â
Once the victim is dead you are to smear your hands with the blood and draw the circle of tears near the body with it. If the offering is pure and Bhaal is pleased you will know due to the blood vanishing from your hands, and also by receiving a murder orgasm, apparently. Bhaalists are encouraged to strip the dead, and anything in their property should you be there, subject to the rules mentioned earlier. They are also to take a trophy from the body. This may be anything from a valuable like a piece of jewellery theyâre wearing, a personal possession, to a body part (a hand, a heart, a finger, a severed head...). The trophy is to be offered up on an altar to Bhaal.
In their off time Bhaalists will generally dress in the same colours as their ceremonial regalia [black and deep purple], seeing as they are sacred to their faith. Though unlike some deities (Bane), I havenât seen anything that says its mandatory religious wear. Taboos around dress for all faithsâ clergy revolve around hues and symbols, so I would imagine that those that are sacred to Bhaalâs enemies are also forbidden (which gets a tad awkward, as Cyric did steal Bhaalâs colours, but enemies can still overlap (something about specific hues)).
Assuming thatâs the case: forbidden colours include: white, yellow, green, steel-grey, red (except for the ceremonial sash), orange, rose pink, blue. forbidden images are: seeds; song birds and passerines; red hens; sprites; trees; white doves; mice; most flowers, including daisies, white roses, aster, pansiesâŠ; butterflies; kittens and puppies; rainbows; bears; large cats; gold dragons; silver dragons; pegasi. forbidden gemstones: opals, agates, rhodochrosites, star rose quartzes, jasmals, fire opals, diamonds.
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Places of Worship
Fortresses Hidden rural citadel-abbeys that house private Bhaalist communities: agents travel to nearby villages, towns and cities to solicit customers and worshippers to hire the assassins, who are trained in and operate from the fortress. May or may not overlap with temples. It seems like these are generally where youâll find the âheartâ of the faith with the hierarchical structure; outside of them itâs mostly assassins at work, agents infiltrating and manipulating the local laws and rulers, and decentralised cults recruiting worshippers and servants and spreading fear of Bhaal.
Urban Temples Temples of Bhaal within non-Bhaalist settlements are rare. Those that exist are dark, subterranean structures beneath the city streets. Attached catacombs contain the bodies and trophies of victims offered to Bhaal (many of whom are ârestless,â and liable to be enlisted into the service of the priests and temples). Aside from the occasional morbid mosaic or sculpture displaying violent deaths (these also tend to be trapped in the event of intruders attempting to defile them), and any valuables that were taken from sacrificial victims as trophies, the structure is utterly spartan.
Urban Shrines The most common place to worship Bhaal outside of a Bhaalist citadel: lone Bhaalists in settlements where the faith is poorly established have private shrines hidden in their home. When theyâre more organised these shrines are likely to be found in basements or in the private backrooms of fancy high-end establishments, where the previously described red rooms are held.
Rural Shrines Stone circles built on barren hilltops, consisting of a ring of teardrop shaped stones carved with skulls surrounding a bloody altar to form the Circle of Tears.
Hierarchy
The church historically has been split into two larger factions, the urban, temple-based Bhaalists and the Deathstalkers; Bhaalâs selected speciality priests who serve him directly, and whom the temple hierarchy is overseen by. Between the two they form something that roughly corresponds to a Catholic monastic hierarchy overseen by an Archbishop, sans pope or any other form of global centralisation. Obviously, as is stressed now and again, Toril is not Earth, and these arenât perfect comparisons, but still give an idea of what the role is for.
The places of worship all operate independently of each other, having their internal hierarchy (Primate/Primistress > First Murder > the Council of Cowled Deaths > the Deathbringers (amongst whom one may find other, minor ranking systems)). Each of these temples, shrines, citadels and cults answers to the regional central authority: the High Primate or High Primistress, a high ranking Deathstalker and member of the Brethren of the Keen Strike.
One is promoted through the ranks of the temples by accomplishing being sent out on a mission to commit a ritualistic murder with nothing but onesâ bare hands. Going by how these things are usually described, and the personal closeness to a deity required for high level clerics, Bhaal is likely personally involved in the process of deciding who gets promoted and how (communicating via dreams rather than manifestations being the most likely for him). The rituals built around this are apparently âsolemnâ affairs. On success one reports back to a higher ranking priest for a private interview. Bhaalists are known for their uncanny ability to spot when somebody is lying about these things, and also known for the horrific punishments they hand out for attempted deception. On a successful promotion, there is a full formal ceremony (marked by human sacrifice, naturally).
The four highest ranks are positions of eminence:
The highest rank in the entire hierarchy is the High Primate [PRIME-et, not pri-MATE like an ape or monkey], or High Primistress. Elected from the ranks of the Deathstalkers, as said. The High Primate is the ruler of an entire area or faction of Bhaalists, tasked with planning âproper strategies of manipulating nearby rulers, inhabitants and organisations into the deeds and behaviour that the Bhaalyn desired,â which takes up most of their time. They presumably appoint individual primates and determine Bhaalist doctrine, the direction of the faith (and its temples and shrines), and ecclesial law â and in BG3 the equivalent of a synod appears to be a fight to the death where the winner gets the job and the right to make the rules.
Within the walls of temples and fortresses (walled and secluded rural Bhaalist communities) the rank and file answer to the Primate or Primistress, roughly equivalent to an abbot.
The First Murder is described as holding a rank equivalent to a prior, presumably a claustral prior, answering to the Primate. They serve as a personal assistant and technically have no power save by proxy when the Primate delegates a task to them.
The nine most senior clergy beneath them form the Cowled Deaths, chosen from those who hold office within their community, who answer directly to the First Murder. If the First Murder is a prior then these are presumably the sub-priors; their job is to do the rounds and ensure that nothing is amiss and the rank and file are behaving and being suitably pious. They likely donât pass judgements or perform discipline themselves, instead simply passing it onto the First Murder, and then the higher ranks will decide what to do within the law defined by the High Primate.
Answering to Cowled Deaths are the Deathdealers â the common rank and file of the Bhaalist faith, who may be divided into further, lesser local hierarchies, but all of whom can be refered to with the title âSlaying Handâ.
As well as the hierarchy there are the cults operating outside of them, presumably founded by deathdealers or deathstalkers, these are decentralised and loosely organised, rarely gathering in one place. Within Baldurâs Gate in the 15th century the cults have three ranks: Night Blade, Reaper and Deathâs Head. Comprised of a variety of people who worshippers of Bhaal varying from individual agents like freelance killers for hire, to the people who gather in the âback roomsâ - the angry and oppressed seeking bloody justice the law wonât deliver and those who simply get off on watching people die. Cults may share a base of operation but for the most part arenât a larger organised force and donât have anything to do with other Bhaalists in the city other than being able to recognise each other by the gash in their thumbs. The cultists are not clerics, but they do receive blessings in the form of powers from their god, and presumably some may be recruited to become Deathdealers.
The Brethren of the Keen Strike âDeathstalkersâ
The Bretheren of the Keen Strike is the holy Bhaalist assassin order consisting of Bhaalâs most zealous followers, its members titled Deathstalkers.
To qualify for membership the candidate must meet Bhaalâs personal approval, either being selected by a priest who presents the idea to Bhaal or actively chosen by Bhaal. They exist outside the church hierarchy as independent agents answering only to their god, though the church hierarchy may answer to them (via the High Primate). They arenât attached to a single church, fortress or shrine and instead usually wander the realm undertaking missions, doing Bhaalâs will and spreading death and fear wherever they go.
Candidates must know, or will be trained in prior to initiation, the basics of stealth and wilderness survival (emphasis on tracking and hunting) and must have spent some a decent degree of time in service to Bhaal amongst the regular clergy (level 5, meaning they probably held one of the higher ranks in the temple hierarchy). Clerics must have the death and destruction domains. The majority are clerics, and many are multi-classed as rangers, barbarians, fighters or rogues, though other classes may be seen.
They must kill sixteen victims â one for each Tear of Bhaal on the holy symbol â either with sixteen different methods, or sixteen different weapons. As usual these are sacrifices and cannot involve âaccidents,â falls or forced suicide, and the candidate must slay with a clear mind, no personal attachments, and take joy in the deeds.
Upon their initiation the Deathstalker receives the right to wield their sacred blade in combat and assassinations, and are trained to use it with âdevestatingly potent in aim and effect (fatal or nearly fatal)â. A Deathstalker is capable of formulating and carrying out a plan to kill or incapacitate you within three minutes of setting eyes on you for the first time (three minutes is not a metaphor). Apparently you also get a snazzy invisibility cloak out of the deal nowadays⊠or maybe thatâs just if you have a mothering imp butler who mightâve knitted it for you as a graduation present.
They wield the powers of the deity himself, albeit to much more limited and milder extents. Training includes: âą Drawing weapons (and throwing them at targets) with alarming speed. âą Sneak attacks, if you didnât already have those. If you did then your sneak attacks become even more dangerous. âą Many athletic abilities (climbing, sneaking around, moving silently) âą Quickly assessing their surroundings using their senses and using that to their advantage. âą Enough knowledge of anatomy to know how to instantaneously wreck a living body. âą Crafting (presumably in the sense of making their own weaponry); âą Subterfuge (gathering information, reading body language and subtle cues, intimidation, bluff, diplomacy) âą Constructing false identities, forgeries and disguises âą How to live off the land outside of civilisation and without aid. âą How to fight in armour from padded through to chain-mail. Shields are forbidden. âą Magic; those to the effect of charm, combat, summoning, attack spells and a touch of divination particularly stand out.
As Bhaalâs speciality priests, Members of the Brethren of the Keen strike are gifted with the gods own abilities. They are disciplined killers, and well organised (i.e. required to be Lawful Evil in alignment).
âAttraction/Disdainâ The ability to turn an emotion or opinion inside out for 1-20 hours by touching a person: Those in the grip of panic relax and feel comfort. A loving couple despise each other. Disgust becomes lust. Technically itâs meant for forming alibis, diverting suspicion, and calming hostilities. As you can probably spot from the name, it also functions as a magical date rape drug, and Bhaalists have canonically used it for ârecreationalâ purposes.
âBloodlustâ Also known as âThe Urge to Slay.â Tapping into an individualâs hates and rages, dragging them out and stirring them into a blind homicidal rage that drives them to kill.
âDecayâ
âTristan filled another bucket, but suddenly gagged as a surprising stench assailed his nostrils. Gasping, he dropped the bucket and staggered backward. Maggots spilled from the container to slither about the hull. He struggled to voice his shock but no sound emerged. More maggots seethed from the hull of the boat, and he felt the wood grow spongy beneath his feet. The sickly white creatures, creeping from the Ducklingsâ very planks, seemed to fill the boat. The horrible smell of rotting flesh rose from the hull with the maggots.â - Black Wizards
Accelerating the ageing process of any inanimate object (spells generally consider dead bodies objects (not to be confused with undead/unliving bodies))
âFor every hour that passes the object decays a day. After an appropriate amount of time has passed, most objects break, rust or corrode, decay into powder, or otherwise become useless.â [Faiths and Avatars]The ageing can be returned to its normal speed with counter magic, but the damage done is irreversible.
âThe Last Breath of Bhaalâ While Bhaal still desires it a Deathstalker does not die. After being slain, the corpse will lie dead for an hour before reviving. This isnât a terribly pleasant process, as the priest will be restored clinging to life by the skin of their teeth with their soul mildly damaged (mechanically they come back at 1hp and lose a character level).
âWoundâ They donât need to make physical contact to inflict damage with cause serious wounds from a distance, they can just will your bones to spontaneously shatter, or your veins to rupture, or your skin to break apart in lacerations, or however you imagine the spell working. They can also just point at you and cast finger of death.
'Plane Skipping' A deathstalker may chose to, in a fashion, teleport, receiving âan understanding of the nature of the planar fabric, and an ability to use that fabric to suit his own ends.â For example if one wanted to cross an ocean without taking a boat or other form of transport, one could simply slip through the planes â bringing companions if desired - into Bhaalâs realm on Gehenna, walking the same distance and then stepping back through the fabric into Toril. Direction is irrelevant, as Bhaalâs will and the priestâs own intent shapes the spell. Generally every 10ft walked on Gehenna is equivalent to 1 mile on Toril.
(How exactly his works is a little harder to grasp, since Gehenna and the Prime donât overlap geographically, but presumably thatâs why you need the knowledge of a god downloaded into your brain to do this).
Gehenna is a hazardous place (which will be described when I get to Bhaalâs domain further in), and Bhaal makes no effort to protect his followers while they are on his plane (reasoning that if they are powerful enough to wield the power they are powerful enough to protect themselves), but while there the residents apparently ignore the priest, recognising them as belonging to the plane as a servant of one of the resident deities. Iâm not sure if that attitude extends to any guests brought along for the ride.
So long as the area youâre trying to access isnât shielded with protective magics (or a dead magic zone), there is nowhere the assassin cannot enter and no obstacle that can keep them from their target.
Bhaalâs most favoured servants can, once a month, summon an aerial servant â an invisible air elemental which will serve them with unfailing loyalty and makes a very good personal assassin.
Like any divine spellcaster who crosses their deity, a deathstalker who severely displeases Bhaal by violating his commands and dogma will be stripped of all these abilities until they have atoned, usually by undergoing quests and trials set by the deity.
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Chosen of Bhaal
The Chosen of Bhaal receives Bhaalâs own bloodlust (assuming they didnât already have it from being a Bhaalspawn), and is liable to go on a killing spree the moment they receive Bhaalâs divine essence (again, already having it seems to help in this department). They are immune to all diseases, poisons and toxins. They gain a slight resistance to magic. Their strikes are imbued with death magic that paralyses on contact and leaves victims helpless.
The weirdest part to picture is that they can fluidly scale walls and parkour at the same speed and ease that they can run or walk with, and just go scuttling at high speeds up the wall. They become rather spring-heeled, able to simply leap into the air whenever, apparently at speeds that prevent anybody from striking at them, so they can just suddenly flip over your head and stab you in the back at any time, I guess.
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History and Schisms
After the death of Bhaal and his replacement by Cyric in the Time of Troubles (1358 DR), the church entered a schism. Some Bhaalists, mostly the urbanites, believed that Bhaal had taken the portfolios of Bane and Myrkul and taken on a new name â the Banites had clearly erroneously mistaken him for their god, who was dead, so they called him Cyric-Bhaal to differentiate him from the Banite Cyric. Other Bhaalists, namely the Deathstalkers, saw Cyric as a different entity and refused to follow. They still received their unique powers and denied that Bhaal had died. Naturally this led to the two factions attempting to murder each other for heresy.
Eventually Cyric, having amused himself watching the schisms within his own faith, proclaimed that the various bickering Cyricist cults that were once followers of the Dead Three had to accept that they were all worshipping the same god and get over it. At roughly the same time the Deathstalkers lost their powers and were forced to accept their gods death. Some Bhaalists fully converted to Cyric; others converted to the worship of Iyachtu Xvim, son of Bane, seeking vengeance on Cyric for taking their god from them (and presumably ended up being part of the church of Bane in 1372 DR, after Baneâs resurrection); and the remainder stayed firmly loyal to Bhaal, retreating to their hidden citadels and continuing their traditions, although many of them also started to pick up veneration of darker non-human pantheons, such as the orcish pantheon.
In 1369 DR, after the Bhaalspawn Crisis, those loyal to Bhaal once again began to have their prayers answered and received their Deathstalker powers, although Bhaal never spoke to them directly (there were debates about whether this was because he wouldnât, couldnât, or if it was somebody else giving them their powers on his behalf which was the favoured answer). Instead of direct communication Bhaalists received nightmare-visions in their sleep.
They set about establishing small temples and shrines throughout FaerĂ»n and re-establishing the faith, working towards their Lordâs inevitable return. Some even suspected that Bhaal was resurrected after the Bhaalspawn Crisis and simply decided not to make it an official announcement (this⊠wouldnât be totally unimaginable for him?):
âSeveral Deathbringers have managed to become city rulers or the heads of city law-keeping forces- and their minions now stalk the streets slaying undesirables [criminals or vagrants, for example] and rivals to increase their wealth and tighten their rule. Increasingly, Deathbringers seek positions where they can live comfortably, make lots of coin, and kill often with few consequences.â - Elminsterâs Forgotten Realms
The faith was officially back as of 1482 DR, when Bhaalâs rampage as the Slayer through the streets of Baldurâs Gate and the selection of temporary Chosen Torlin Silvershield, who Bhaal sent on a(nother) killing spree. Bhaalists have had a keen interest in the city since, and the Bhaalspawn still around apparently find themselves drawn to the location.
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Bhaal
Aliases: Bale (in the Farsea Marshes), Niynjushigampo (Hollow Crown Mountains) Titles: âThe Lord of Death,â âThe Lord of Murder,â âReveller in Bloodâ Alignment: Lawful Evil (1e-4e, 5e canât decide what it thinks his alignment should be) Portfolios: Murder, Violence, Assassins, Death (formerly) Domains: Death, Destruction, Hatred, Evil, Law Groupings: The FaerĂ»nian Pantheon; The Dark Gods; the Dead Three Rank: Greater (until 1346 DR), Lesser (1e), Intermediate (2e), Quasideity [Vestige] (3.5e and 4e), Quasideity [Demipower] (5e) Favoured Weapon: âBone Bladeâ (a dagger, made of bone) Usual Class: Multiclass Fighter(27)/Rogue(32)
Personality and Motivations
âHe thrilled at the sight of the dead army that was defiling Myrloch vale. They would be his mightiest achievement when he was done, creating a legion of death that would bring the entire land beneath his baneful rule.â
Bhaal exists in a perpetual state of violent rage and bloodlust â portrayed as literal bloodlust, the deity craves the blood of the living. He is usually capable of controlling it and experiencing other emotions at the same time. Occasionally he is forced to delay a plan to lash out in rage at a less important target when encountering particularly difficult obstacles. He also tends to swear a lot when frustrated, usually in Supernal, the language of the gods.
He has a spectacular talent for grudges and escalating them, going from âthese individuals should die horribly for harming me/my minionsâ to considering the larger web of people and things connected to them, and that they care about and developing that into âthese mortals, everyone they know and love, the gods they serve and the land itself they live upon must all die for their offence against me/my minions.â
Like most gods he is also motivated to form schemes for the chance to gain status amongst the other gods, and also simply to amuse himself.
Somewhat paradoxically, while Bhaal delights in the crude force of violence and especially when he can personally partake in it, Bhaal also greatly favours subtlety and prefers not be perceived except through the âartâ (murder scenes) he leaves behind him. He has displayed no vanity in regards to human appearances he takes, and moves through the world in stealth except when engaging in violence; when forced to partake in a face-to-face conversation he becomes irritable and seems to prefer to remain as laconic as possible if required to speak, and very rarely manifests or takes avatar form. For all the wealth his followers seek, and are encouraged to seek, worship of Bhaal follows a monastic hierarchy and his temples are spartan and solely devoted to the emptiness of death itself.
On the other hand he has a household staff including butlers and crafters making fancy dining-ware and has been portrayed enjoying his little luxuries, like using Gehennaâs bloody lava flows as a jacuzzi while watching his murder soap opera. No, Iâm not joking:
âBhaal wallowed in the fire pits of Gehenna, luxuriating in the sensual feel of lava fuelled with fresh blood. The god of death, lover of all murderous acts, was in fine fettle. His devotees, and even those opposed to him, were acting in concert to provide entertainment.â - Black Wizards (I feel like pointing out to the author that blood would probably burn away in molten rock, but eh. Itâs the Lower Planes, whatever.)
More than simply a storm of bloody murder, Bhaal is also noted for being âcold and calculatingâ and has, somewhat surprisingly, been described as a patient long-term planner when his hungers donât overwhelm him. (Although when the urge does strike, Bhaal will waylay a plan to sate it.) He also on rare occasions shows mild signs of possessing a dark sense of humour, nodding in greeting with mock politeness mid-attempted-murder when his would-be victims recognises him or making dad-tier jokes (âhow do I get to the world of the deadâ âby dying.â :) )
Bhaal, by his very nature, despises life and the presence of living beings stirs an insatiable hunger for their destruction in him. The only tolerable living things are those that are beholden to him. He considers living beings to âmarâ the world, and his ideal planet is an apocalyptic wasteland that would be inhabited only by his children, the dead, the undead, and his loyal followers (who may also be undead in this scenario). Under Bhaalâs reign the plants wither, sources of water dry out or becomes hazardous to life, and all living beings slowly die of exposure in a dead world.
He despises the natural Balance of the cycles of life and death, and would see it tipped in favour of death with no return to life, despite the fact that his threat to Myrkul and Bane was that he has the power to play arbiter to this cycle and tip it in favour of life by refusing to allow mortals to die if he chooses.
I donât know that Bhaal would go out of his way to do this to the whole planet (which would be difficult to pull off, set too many the other powers against him, and probably get him disciplined by Ao), but he certainly enjoys the notion of having a physical domain on Toril like this, even if not the whole planet.
He delights in beings that bring death and destruction, including âmany species of tentacled monsters.â I donât know why he has such an interest in tentacles, and frankly Iâm afraid to ask. Bhaalâs bloodlust has been portrayed as both a cannibalistic desire for blood, as well as âleeringâ over corpses, which might account for/contribute to the inclinations seen in certain offspring.
He views his children and minions â all of them, down to the least â as extensions of himself and takes it extremely personally when they are harmed (Bhaalspawn killing each other as part of his plan notwithstanding; thatâs apparently different). And Bhaal doesnât handle people striking back at him well:
'Bhaal sought vengeance [...] Kazgoroth was neither Bhaal's most powerful servant, not his most favoured. But he was slain by a mortal, and the man who dared strike a minion of Bhaal's might as well strike at the god himself.' - Black Wizards
âLord Myrkul is the one whoâs angry about the Black Lordâs death. After Bane destroyed my assassins, I was happy to see him die.â - Waterdeep
Curiously Kazgoroth is as aspect of Malar, who at one time was subservient to Bhaal and could indicate that Bhaalâs wrath extends to people who insult or halm divinities who serve him, such as Loviatar and Talona (Loviatar making Talonaâs life hell is fine though).
Despite his portfolio, several times Bhaal has been shown working to bring back his loyal followers, such as the monster Kazgoroth, the ability he bestows upon his Deathstalkers that allows them to resurrect when they die, and occasionally his Bhaalspawn (the Five â a handful of his strongest children, who sought to resurrect him and hoped to serve him as minor deities â have in a way been given their wish in death, their souls given form that they may serve on the Murder Tribunal. Sarevok too is unable to die, but this seems more of a punishment.)
That said, his temper still makes him a risky boss to work for:
âBhaal once drop hammer on big godly toe. Jump around and swear for days, he did. Kicked poor me all the way to Baator. Very bad week, that.â - Cespenar, Bhaalâs personal butler and quartermaster
Ever since encountering the Earthmother (an aspect of Chauntea)âs divine children and realising thatâs an option, Bhaal has had a⊠slight case of baby fever.
âThese children you speak of... the children of a god. The thought of them brings me pleasure. I, too, shall create childrenâthe Children of Bhaal. They will stalk the land beside you and bring death to all the corners of the world!â
He tends to get mad when people kill those too.
âBhaal greeted the death of Thorax not with sorrow, but with an explosion of boiling hatred. The god thrashed within his oily medium, cursing his lack of physical form. Bhaal desired to smash objects, to strike solid blows, but his watery form denied him that power. As he raged, his will crystallized into actions. The perytons, gliding in eerie silence, flew from throughout the vale to gather at the Darkwell. His clerics, Hobarth and Ysalla, paused briefly in their own plotting as the stuff of their faith shook from the deep disturbance. Each recoiled before the rage of their deity, and each likewise felt immense relief that the rage was directed elsewhere. Instead, Bhaal's rage brought them a command, imperious and irresistible. Level the Iron Keep! Bhaal's intense anger needed slaying before it would cool, and at that fortress there would certainly be many humans gathered, seeking the imagined safety of its high walls. But those within were not reckoning on the mighty power of the god of murder and his minions. His clerics instantly set to work upon the plan. And then Bhaal gave another command, this to his flock of perytons. The monsters had gathered at the well and circled, a great cloud of corruption, above the center of their master's power. And they heard his command. Bhaal sent them soaring across the vale, silently gliding above the wasteland of death. He ordered them to find those who had slain Thorax and kill them.â - Darkwell (In Bhaalâs defence, I too would utterly lose my shit if my owlbear son died)
One can only assume that the Bhaalspawn donât count when theyâre dying by each othersâ hands â and thus by his will. Or maybe Bhaal simply loves you less when youâre not an owlbear. Which is fair, I suppose. (Or because different writers, but I'm trying to get some coherency, so.) He also tends to get annoyed when said children get rebellious and display independence and act as anything but extensions of his will (by which he generally means âmurder murder murder conquest murderâ.)
Samples of âparentingâ:
âDon't be afraid. You are safe here⊠if you behave.â âSpecial, yes, special, aren't you? Ssh, don't fight it.â âYou worry for your companions perhaps? Leave them, abandon them, and become what you must. There is great power in your heritage. Use it, and become closer to who you are⊠what you could be. Feel what is in the void. Use the tools that you are given. Become part of something greater. I am in you, and I know what is best.â âYou are to be given a gift. It is a valuable prize, one that you had better appreciate.â âYou will come to realize how little choice you have. You will do what you must, become what you must [...] You will accept the gifts offered to you.â âSee? You are worse than everyone else. Filthy hierophant of the broken and damned.â âSuch pride is undeserved, great predator, when your whole being is borrowed. Credit where it is due, and dues where payment is demanded.â âYou will learn to trust me.â
Domain:
âThe Throne of Bloodâ Gehenna, Mt Khalas / Banehold: The Barrens of Doom and Despair
An exact description of the Throne of Blood has never been given, although it has been described as having a household. There is a household staff, overseen by Cespenar â Bhaalâs personal imp butler, quartermaster and smith who creates the arms and armour, as well as the cutlery and cooking utensils used by the household. (Why Bhaal or any of his undead/fiendish servants require those is beyond me.)
In BG2 it had a decidedly fleshy appearance with lava pits and eyes and teeth in the walls, however this was also because the divine realms shaping itself to Charnameâs mind and ideas of what their fatherâs domain might look like, answering to the portion of Bhaal within them, and still being mostly mortal the Bhaalspawn could not comprehend or properly shape its true form.
The Throne of Blood has been connected to the first layer of Gehenna, on Mt Khalas.
Mount Khalas is an active volcano, hundreds of thousands of miles high with slopes of at 45° at their very flattest. The slope is generally more like a sheer cliff face, and falling may âcompletely shredâ the would-be climber. The mountain floats in an infinite void by the border of the Nine Hells. The ground is full of bottomless black chasms and magma flows fed by âwaterfallsâ of the stuff, and the ground glows crimson from the heat of the molten rock. The air is clogged with pyroclastic ash and it's impossible to see further than a dozen feet in any direction. It also features the River Styx, a river polluted by all the filth and evil of existence that flows through all the Lower Planes, and is the only source of water on the entire plane. The next layer of Gehenna, Mount Chamada, is visible overhead, glowing faintly, âburning like a small, bloody moon.â The spirits of the dead who are sentenced to this plane are those who were consumed by greed and a ruthless and insatiable lust for power in life; in death they are selfishness embodied. The domains of the deities who reside there are carved into ledges on the slopes.
The Throne of Blood also links to the Barrens of Doom and Despair, an âan inhospitable locale, filled with vast deserts of black sand and huge plains of dark graniteâ also called Banehold, as Bane is the ruling power there. The sky is blood red and sunless.
Servants and related monsters:
A lot of which will be Bhaalâs offspring, or else created from the souls of his mortal worshippers in the afterlife.
The Haarla of Hate Invisible and incorporeal undead who feed on specific emotions. They pass unseen amongst the living, drawing out emotions and impulses. Bhaal, naturally, decided to invent the kinds that invoke hate and homicide, and in Faerûn it is believed that he directly guides their actions.
The Butlers Bhaalâs bizarre little sycophantic servants are imps â small Lawful Evil fiends that attach themselves to a mortal master, sometimes at the behest of a more powerful evil, in a servile position while manipulating their âmasterâ into doing evil.. As Cespenar and Cruor both use regular imp models, itâs hard to say whether they all have funky hats or if thatâs just Sceleritas.
The head butler and quartermaster is Cespenar.
Tentacled Horrors That Should Not Be Bhaal likes all violent and murderous beings. For some reason he likes them even more when they have tentacles for reasons that have not been explained. Examples given include darktentacles; amphibious horrors the size of a cow with leathery black skin, 50 15ft tentacles covered in red eyes, and three mouths. They can detect the motion of creatures around them through the vibrations in the earth and water, have inbuilt charm person and use that to charm their victimsbefore grabbing them with their tentacles and killing the shit out of them (erecting a forcefield that prevents any allies from interfering.)
And grell, flying brains with a squid-like beak and barbed tentacles that inject paralytic venom. They remove the brain from their paralysed prey (maybe keeping it to trade with mind flayers) and then eat the rest of the body. Their priorities include; kill and eat anything that moves, and conquer world for the grell. They generally show no respect for anything except powerful murderous beings that eat everything in sight like the Tarrasque that they call Great Devourers. Apparently the Lord of Murder fits in with this category. Bhaal is apparently fond of philosopher grell, the wizards caste â and unofficial ruling caste - of the little oddballs.
The Undead Bhaal favours âskeletal undead of all kinds,â though he is also capable of creating any form of undead. When using undead as messengers of his will he generally goes for skeletons, crawling claws, deathfangs (skeletal flying snakes) and dreads (a set of skeletal arms, with no body, wielding a weapon).
Perytons Abominations with the skeletal head of a deer (with a mouthfull of sharp teeth) and the body of an eagle.
The perytons of Toril are Bhaalâs godspawn, created from the life force of eagle and a deer and then twisted into abominations to spite the natural balance. Perytons hate being alive, and hate everything that lives. Like all of Bhaalâs spawn they have an insatiable bloodlust. They believe they can escape their miserable existences by finding the being with the âperfect heartâ and consuming it, thus ascending to a higher existence. To this end they even run breeding programmes using captured human/oids. They cast the shadow of the last being whose heart they ate and also have some kind of inexplicable hatred for elves, whose hearts they refuse to consume.
The Children of Bhaal Bhaalâs godspawn, created to bring death and chaos to the world.
An assortment of godlings, the first of whom were monstrous aberrations, including the Perytons, Thorax the Owlbear and Shantu the displacer beast (âKing of Bhaalâs Childrenâ).
The younger, second set are the colloquially known as Bhaalspawn, conceived with the help of another parent (humanoid, dragon, fey, goblin, giant, a chinchilla⊠etc) for whom information is hard to pin down. Most do not deliberately serve their father, despite him guiding them in their dreams and whispering in their blood, but all are pawns in his schemes regardless. Sources even now disagree on whether or not they still exist, but the original generation is apparently extinct.
Gods are said to have the ability to âpostponeâ pregnancies after conception, leading to âmiraclesâ years down the line, so itâs possible there are Bhaalspawn of dwarven, gnomish and elven stock who havenât been born yet. (Or dragon, giant, fey...)
When Bhaalspawn conceive children, Bhaal can â from within them â chose to pass on more of his divine essence, creating another Bhaalspawn. Otherwise the child will simply be a mortal, carrying his blood and some homicidal quirks and powers and maybe a birthmark in the shape of the circle of tears.
Itâs also possible, contrary to whatever BG3 is saying, that Bhaal has sired more Bhaalspawn in the past 14-ish years, and it has been said that Baldurâs Gate serves as something of a beacon to his children even now.
Relationships
Allies: Bane, Bhaal, Loviatar, Talona, Malar, Hoar, Mask (may have changed)Enemies: Cyric, Ilmater, Tyr, Torm, Lliira, Lathander, Chauntea, Solonor Thelandira, likely Mystra Offspring: Shaantu, Thorax, the Perytons, And a good few hundred half-mortals (including a chinchilla)
Bhaalâs original and long term allies are with Bane and Myrkul with whom he forms the Dead Three, originally adventurers who earned the nickname âthe Dark Threeâ for their evil shenanigans. It seems that when Bhaal lost almost all of his divine power after a failed attempt to conquer the Moonshaes as his own physical domain on Toril and was broken that Bane was the deity who took him on as a subservient deity â exchanging his protection for service. He seems to have gotten a fairly good deal out of it, as he served Bane directly where Loviatar, Malar and Talona were at the bottom of their little hierarchy, serving Bane through Bhaal. While his relationship with Bane has been severely strained due to the Black Lord once massacring almost all of Bhaalâs worshippers to empower himself during the Time of Troubles, Bhaalâs relationship with Myrkul is a genuine friendship which has been described as âsymbiotic,â and Myrkul grieved Bhaalâs death in the Time of Troubles. After Second Sundering when Myrkul and Bhaal were returned the three have resumed their alliance in the fashion of their mortal days, working together to seek higher power. As Kelemvor holds Myrkulâs former office as Lord of the Dead, Myrkul has taken half of Bhaalâs portfolio as god of death (specifically death by old age), while Bhaal remains god of violent and ritual death. Myrkulytes consider Bhaalâs domain of murder holy however (and one they do not intrude on for this reason) and it seems as though the deities have no bad blood between them over this so far. Myrkul and Bane are the only beings in existence who can control Bhaal when heâs in one of his Moods.
Alongside the other two, Shar, Loviatar, Malar and Talona, he belongs to a grouping of deities known as the Dark Gods; those deities amongst the Faerûnian pantheon who represent the worst fears of people and the darker side of the world
Like the rest of the Dead Three Bhaal despises Cyric and will actively target the Black Sunâs worshippers. (Every god hates Cyric, of course, itâs just personal here.)
He had an alliance with Mask, god of thieves, though whether that still stands after Mask killed him in the form of the sword Godsbane remains to be seen.
Another of his allies is Hoar, god of vengeance, who patronises vigilantes. As Bhaal encourages such vigilantism the two find overlap.
Bhaal has hostilities with: Chauntea, after his attempted conquest of the Moonshaes. Lathander, who as god of reknewal and new life is diametrically opposed to Bhaal. The Triad, Torm (champion of the people), Tyr (justice), Ilmater (who seeks to relieve the worldâs suffering) all despise Bhaal and vice versa. As does Lliira, flowerchild goddess of joy who resents the grief and violence Bhaal causes.
Bhaal has made enemies of the elven god of hunters Solonor Thelandira, for reasons unknown, and is also enemies with Yondalla and the halfling protector god Arvoreen. Considering the events of Baldurâs Gate 2, Rillifane Rallathil and the rest of the Seldarine are probably also rather displeased with him.
Key Historical Notes
Bhaal was once mortal, and going off the most recent semi-offical lore, was man named Arabhal during the end period of Netheril who served the Crown-Sorcerers of Rdiuz as a spymaster and assassin while they attempted to claim divinity and war with the gods. He allied with the former slave warrior Bane, with whom he founded a relationship of mutual respect based on how much of a ruthless ambitious bastard the other was. The two caught the eye of Jergal, who thought theyâd make good pawns and after the Karsusâ Folly sent them traumatic nightmare-visions in their sleep, directing them to gather god-killing daggers and slay Primordials with them that threatened his plans. Both of them were eventually joined by necromancer prince Myrkul Bey al-Kursi, and once Jergal was done with them the three set about looking for routes to godhood for themselves and generally brought death and chaos in their wake, eventually winning their portfoliio from them in a version of the story you can read here if you want because this is getting too long.
At some point â the canon date given is 1346 DR, which feels a bit weird timeline wise but ok â a monster who worshipped Bhaal, Kazgoroth was slain by soon-to-be High King Tristan after an attempt to conquer the Moonshaes. Bhaal retaliated against the isles seeking vengeance, planning to supplant the local nature goddess and reduce the entire area to a barren undead wasteland using his own power, an army of Sahuagin who worshipped him, and a zombie apocalypse. Bhaal is apparently a fan of the genre. This was also when he developed his first bout of baby fever:
By consuming the life force of animals he murdered he then used them to create aggressive amalgamate creatures from them; Perytons, the owlbear Thorax, and the displacer beast âShantu, King of Bhaalâs Children.â These were eventually slain by the heroes of the novel, and Bhaal himself was later defeated and lost a great deal of his divine power, being left broken and drained. Before this Bhaal was described as a very powerful and independent deity, likely a Greater Deity like the rest of the Dead Three. Afterwards he was â for whatever reason â taken on as a subservient Lesser Power by Bane, and working alongside Baneâs son Iyachtu Xvim (either a half-mortal demigod or a half-fiend Abomination (known as an Infernal)), who unwittingly existed as Baneâs contingency plan in the event of his death.
At some point between 1346 DR Bhaal decided his answer to his prophetised death was going to be more godspawn children, hundreds of them, but of the partially-mortal variety and most of them birthed by his own priests (...mostly. There was a chinchilla Bhaalspawn.)
Bhaal died in 1358 DR when Mask killed him during a battle on the Boarskyr Bridge north west of Baldurâs Gate. Yes, officially it always says Cyric, but Bhaal died because Mask in sword form pierced his avatar and if Mask hadnât been holding Cyric together during the fight Cyric wouldâve been a corpse. So Mask actually killed Bhaal wielding Cyric, really, although I imagine Mask is quite happy to let Cyric take the blame and the brunt of the Lord of Murderâs wrath.
Bhaalâs blood saturated the river known as the Winding Waters, which remain toxic to this day due to being saturated with his divine essence⊠which is still there.
Ten years after his death the eldest of the Bhaalspawn came of age, and thus began the Bhaalspawn Crisis as Bhaal started encouraging them to murder each other for various promises (âaccept the gifts offered in your blood great predator,â etc etc). There was a lot of murders, witch hunting, wars and lynching and so on for a year or two before it died down and most of the Children were dead. Supposedly the resurrection failed, but it was after this point that Bhaalâs loyal followers began to receive their spells and commands again.
In 1482 DR, during the Second Sundering, the deaths of the two last (known) remaining Bhaalspawn via fratricide saw Bhaal announce his official return to the Realms by manifesting within one of his sonsâ bodies and going on a rampage through Baldurâs Gate. He then proceeded to urge on the darker impulses within the minds of Rilsa Rael (high ranking member of the Thieves Guid), Torlin Silvershield (Patriar and member of Parliament), and Ulder Ravengard (head of the Flaming Fist), at the time being too weak to do anything but whisper in their ear and encourage them to give in to their own thoughts. Their respective positions of power were used to push the Gate deeper into violence, eventually coming to a head when Silvershield became a Chosen of Bhaal, his mind being overwhelmed by the urge to slay as Bhaal claimed his mind. (Torlin was left to become a footnote, eventually dying after being experimented on by a Red Wizard of They who had an interest in the rash of Chosen that were cropping up all over the course of the Sundering).
Bhaal, alongside Myrkul and Bane, currently walks amongst mortals, personally recruiting mortals face-to-face into following him for unknown purposes. Itâs said that they are frequently sighted in Baldurâs Gate, and that thereâs a temple beneath the city that he pays frequent visits to.
Avatars and Manifestations:
If he must manifest then Bhaal vastly prefers minor manifestations to using a full avatar. He can manifest within things of his sacred colour, and through his creatures. When fully manifesting within one of his Bhaalspawn he twists their mortal form, âcracking boneâ and âtearing fleshâ to form a âhulking,â âcorpse-likeâ shape âdrenched in bloodâ (their own, soon to be others) that has been nicknamed the âBhaalspawn-Slayer.â Unlike the true Slayer its utility appears to be almost entirely physical, bar a spot of death magic.
Independent manifestations include a pair of skeletal human hands that float through the air, capable of communicating by pointing and wielding things, and a floating skull that weeps from its empty eye sockets and laughs.
Bhaalâs physical touch has a mildly corrosive effect on living flesh, causing blistering, blinding agony and giving a sensation of violation that may cause the person in contact to become nauseous or even vomit from the stress and revulsion. In contact with unliving flesh he can also immediately destroy the undead, reducing it to ash. Through this contact he may also cause the effects of the attraction/disdain spell.
Bhaal can also just appear as a normal person, and if so required, though it he will likely be doing so for a purpose and not for vanity.
The Urge to Slay
While manifesting within 90ft of people, Bhaal can tap into the hatreds and violence within their hearts, whispering to them and inflaming them. Hell, from a certain perspective Bhaal is the hatred and violence within the hearts of people. He cannot place desires in an individualâs mind however, only work with what he is given to draw a target further under his control. A target who truly falls under the urge to slay will ârush to attack whatever target Bhaal directed it to, striking [rapidly] with whatever weapon came to hand [] and moaning and sobbing uncontrollably with its need to take a life.â
Attraction/Disdain As with his followers, but worse, Bhaal is able to touch a person and reach into their emotions and poison love into blistering hate, or force those who fear and despise him to love him with unflinching loyalty and so forth. It is presumably still temporary, but will still last for about 59 hours and is significantly harder to resist.
The Slayer An exsanguinated, palid human corpse with a feral expression on its face, covered in lesions that weep black ichor. Bhaal has apparently recently modified it so that the flesh of the face is flayed off to reveal the skull underneath, and added a halo of blood. The slayer can levitate at will and summon six daggers of bone from thin air that cause living flesh to wither and die upon piercing it. Those slain will either rise as a zombie under Bhaalâs command, or their skeleton will shatter and explode violently, the shrapnel flying away to form even more bone daggers. (Mechanically, these daggers move with such speed that they can strike twice a go. They also leech the energy out of victims and leave them feeling cold.) Rather than wielding the bone shrapnel, Bhaal can also just have them form an ambient blade barrier which has the added bonus of trapping the souls of the slain so that they cannot leave, and the trap does not dissipate when Bhaal leaves.
Bhaal has the ability to cause any murder victim he touches to rise as a form of undead of his choice â sapient undead like liches and vampires will receive full free will after performing the service he created them for.
Thereâs also the Ravager, but that was presumably a single use thing limited to the Moonshaes, and I'm not writing any more.
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I am thinking older Eddie? đ€ he's not nearly as confident as he used to be but meets his dream gal at maybe a concert? Gets his groove back. Maybe he's a single dad who feels like he hasn't had time or energy to be himself anymore and she makes him feel like that again?
I just feel like you'll be able to really make it so good.
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âOkay, his bedtime is 7:30 PM, but if you get him down before 8:30, Iâll be amazed,â Eddie tells his uncle, grabbing his guitar case and slinging it over his shoulder. âHeâs in that phase where he only wants to eat macaroni and cheese, so just go with that tonight. No need for you to fight with him over it.â
Wayne chuckles, bouncing the toddler on his hip. âAnd when will you be out of your âonly eating macaroni and cheeseâ phase?â he asks Eddie, who promptly flips him off in response. âHey! Not in front of the impressionable kid!â
âDaddy will see you when you wake up tomorrow,â Eddie promises his son, pressing a quick kiss to his scalp. âBe good for Grandpa.â
âOh, heâs always good for me,â Wayne says, making a funny face at the little boy. âIsnât that right, Kirk?â He frowns as Kirkâs tiny bottom lip quivers and he reaches out for his dad. âCâmon, buddy; Dad has to go to his concert!â
âNo!â Kirk whines, crocodile tears streaming down his chubby cheeks. Eddieâs heart pangs, and he second guesses his decision to go out.
As though he can read his nephewâs mind, Wayne tuts at Eddieâs hesitation. âNuh-uh, absolutely not. You havenât done anything for yourself since this troublemaker was born.â He wipes a tear from Kirkâs face and blows a raspberry into his belly. A mix of giggles and sobs leaves the boyâs throat. âWeâre gonna be just fine. Now, go.â He practically shoves Eddie out the door.Â
Itâs been ten years since Eddie graduated from Hawkins High. The day he crossed that stage, middle fingers aimed at his exasperated principal, heâd vowed never to return to this shithole town. And heâd kept that promise up until two years ago. Kirk was only five months old when Celeste had up and left, claiming that she couldnât handle the stress of motherhood any longer. Sheâd left her key to their dingy apartment on the countertop, along with the engagement ring Eddie had saved so long to buy her. Heâd pawned it a few weeks later, desperate to scrounge up some money for baby formula. And when that money ran out, heâd found himself back in his hometown, bunking with his uncle. Again.Â
The goal was to move out, get a little place for himself and Kirk, and give Wayne his trailerâand his freedomâback. After years of raising his brotherâs kid, the last thing he probably wanted was to help raise his nephewâs. For the most part, Eddieâs able to balance his job as a telemarketer and fatherhood, especially since he mostly works from home. But on the days where he has to schlep into the office, he relies on Wayne for child care. His salary is decent, and he has medical coverage for himself and his kid, but he hates working a nine-to-five desk job.Â
He tunes the radio to a classic rock station, bypassing whatever saccharine pop songs repeat on the Top 40 channels. A smile tugs at his lips when he hears the familiar bridge.Â
Master, master
Whereâs the dreams that Iâve been after?
Master, master
You promised only lies
It takes him back to a time where his only worries were passing OâDonnellâs class and planning sadistic Hellfire campaigns. Now, his life revolves around potty training and quelling temper tantrums. But even on his most exhausting days, like when he makes Kirk exactly what he wants for lunch, and the kid flips the plate onto the floor, he would do anything for him. Heâd choose his son one thousand times over.
Did I leave the number to the club in case of an emergency? he thinks, slamming on the brakes and nearly causing a collision before remembering that heâd jotted it down on a notepad and given it to Wayne.Â
Itâs been too long since heâs played in front of anyone, save for lullabies to get Kirk to sleep. But Gareth was coming back to Indiana for a weekend, and heâd damn near begged the guys for a one-night only Corroded Coffin reunion. Eddie didnât have the heart to turn him down.
He looks over his shoulder into the backseat, catching a glimpse of Kirkâs car seat. Who wouldâve thought that the teenager who used to try to hook up with girls in the back of the vanâemphasis on tryâwould now spend his time cleaning out Cheerio crumbs between the seats?
Pulling into the parking lot, Eddie breathes out a nervous sigh. Heâs been practicing every day, all the covers they used to play back in the mid-80s, but he doesnât have the same confidence he did back when they jammed out at the Hideout. Being a parent certainly knocks you down a few pegs, has you questioning yourself all too often.
âHere goes nothing,â he mutters to himself, pulling his guitar from the trunk and heading into the club.Â
âHey, man! Long time no see!â Jeff claps him on the back, and Gareth pulls him in for a hug. âJesus, itâs been years.â
âYou didnât bring the kid?â Gareth asks, peering around.
Eddie just laughs. âNah, âs a little past his bedtime. Plus,â he adds, âI donât want him starting school and singing âHot for Teacher.ââ The rest of the band shares a chuckle and starts warming up.
âDid you guys check out the bartender?â Trevor asks, tuning his bass. âSheâs a cutie, if any of you wanna chat her up later.â
Gareth snorts. âEddieâs the only single one out of us; and we all know how he is with the ladies.â He turns to his friend. âSeriously, whenâs the last time you got any, dude?â
Too long, Eddie thinks, but just gives Gareth a friendly shove. âYour mom gave it to me good last night.â He grins as Jeff and Trevor chime in with a chorus of oohs. But heâs curious about this bartender, so he peeks around the curtain.
And there you are.
âHoly shit,â he breathes. Youâre wearing a black tank top that frames your chest perfectly, paired with a denim miniskirt. Your eyes crinkle as you giggle at something a patron says, and Eddie feels himself melt. âSheâs, like, really fuckinâ pretty.â His eyes widen. âShould I talk to her?â
âLetâs play our set first, all right Casanova?â Jeff jokes. âImpress her with your kickass vocals and guitar skills, if youâve still got âem.â
Eddie gives him the middle finger, but heâs wondering the same thing. He doesnât have time to explore it further before the emcee is announcing Corroded Coffin. âShowtime, boys!â Eddie calls out, hoping no one catches the warble in his voice.
Forty minutes later, the four guys jog off the stage, drenched in sweat and filled with adrenaline.
âThatâŠwasâŠawesome!â Trevor shouts, high-fiving the rest of them. âWe can still rock after all these years!â
Eddieâs grinning so wide, his lips could stretch off of his face. âHell yeah, we do! Woooo!â He grabs a towel and wipes his forehead and back of his neck. He feels like heâs on top of the world; nothing heâd bought from Reefer Rick ever gave him this type of high. He clenches the guitar pick that hangs around his neck; itâs just like the one he wore in high school, except this one has a photo of Kirk on it. Wayne had it custom made for Kirkâs first Christmas. Your old man was a rockstar tonight, little buddy, he thinks, hopefully, youâll be able to watch me in action someday.
His thoughts are interrupted by a light knocking. He turns around to see you standing in the doorway, holding a tray with four ice-cold glasses of water. âYou boys thirsty?â you ask, flashing a smile that could knock him right off of his feet.
âEddie sure is,â Jeff mutters with a smirk, which disappears as soon as Eddie shoots him a glare. If looks could kill, Jeff would be six feet under right about now.
You cock your brow with a confused expression, but Eddie just shoves his hands in his pockets and meanders over. âThanks,â he mumbles, plucking a glass from the tray.
âAre youâŠEddie?â You look up at him through your lashes, gazing into his chocolate brown eyes.Â
âThasâ me,â he says with a small laugh. âDid you like the show?â He could smack himself; you probably tuned out the music at this point. Especially loud metal covers by a bunch of late twenty-somethings.
Heâs surprised by your enthusiastic nod. âYeah, you guys are amazing! It was a nice change from the grunge bands that usually play.â You wrinkle your nose. âThe other day, we had someone come in who only sang Spice Girls songs. That was interesting.â
Eddie laughs, despite his nerves. âWas she any good, at least?â
âNo,â you reply pointedly, âhe was not.â You motion towards his empty cup. âWant a refill? Or maybe something stronger?â
âMaybe just a Shirley Temple; heâs gotta get up in the morning with his kid,â Gareth pipes up, and Eddie whips his dirty towel at his head.
Your eyes soften. âYou have a kid?â Itâs not an accusation, nor is it said with disgust, which Eddie is all-too used to.Â
âY-Yeah, a two-year-old,â he stammers, leaning forward slightly to show the guitar pick necklace with his sonâs photo on it. âHis nameâs Kirk.â
âAs in Hammett, or as in Captain?â you tease. âOr both?â
Eddie runs a hand through his tangled curls. âHammett; definitely Hammett,â he answers with a chuckle. âKidâs probably cooler than him, too.â
âWell, his dad is a total rockstar, so Iâm not surprised,â you shrug. âCâmon back to the bar with me, and Iâll get you that Shirley Temple. On the house,â you add.
Jeff waggles his eyebrows and Trevor lets out a low wolf-whistle as Eddie follows you. Gareth is still traumatized from the towel incident to mess with him.
He used to flirt with bartenders all the time; the more out of his league they were, the more fun it was to shoot his shot. But heâs out of practice now, and it doesnât help that heâs completely intimidated by you.
Think, Munson, think, he wills himself. âSo, uh, whatâs your name?â You give him your name, and he smiles. âThatâs a kickass name, yeah.â A âkickass nameâ? Thatâs the best you could come up with?
You only laugh at his response. âI mean, Iâm not named after Kirk Hammett, but itâs not half bad.â
âNah, itâs a good name.â Okay, enough with the name, Jesus. âHow long have you been a bartender?â
âFeels like forever,â you muse. âItâs my night gig; just a way to make money while Iâm working on my novel.â You drop some maraschino cherries into a clean glass. âFun fact: thinking about publishing a book pays zero dollars.â
âYouâre an author?â Eddie asks incredulously. âWhat kinda book are you writing?â
A blush creeps into your cheeks. âAn aspiring author, I guess,â you say shyly, âbut itâs a fantasy novel, like a Lord of the Rings type of thing.â
His eyebrows shoot up. âYouâve read Tolkien?â Duh; she literally just compared her work to his. Why else would she do that?
âHeâs one of my favorite authors,â you admit, pouring the sweet grenadine and ginger ale before sliding the glass to him. âHim, Stephen King, Mary ShelleyâŠâ
âNo fuckinâ way,â he breathes, and you look at him quizzically. âI mean, Iâve never met someone so pretty who was also into fantasy.âÂ
You giggle at the compliment. âWell, maybe we could talk more about it sometime? Like, when Iâm not on the clock?â
Eddieâs head spins at the offer. âYou drink coffee?â he blurts out. He couldnât stand the stuff when he was younger, but after far too many sleepless nights with a colicky infant, heâd acquired a taste for it.
âI do,â you nod, grabbing the pen from behind your right ear and snatching the nearest unused napkin you can find. âLet me give you my phone number, if you wanna call me.â
Theyâre the most beautiful ten digits Eddieâs ever seen. âIf I wannaâŠof course, yeah, that sounds great.â He folds the napkin carefully before putting it in his pocket, not wanting to smudge the ink. âIâll call you tomorrow afternoon?â
âIâll be at home, writing,â you laugh. âSee you around, Eddie.â
âYeah, see yaâŠthanks for your number,â he manages before darting back to the band, beaming like a kid who just woke up to a pile of presents on Christmas morning. âOh, shit,â he says suddenly, reaching into his wallet and fumbling for some cash, pulling out a crumpled five-dollar bill.
âI told you,â you remind him with the smile that makes him swoon, âIâll cover this one. Use the money youâre saving to buy something awesome for Kirk.â
Eddie shakes his head. âGotta at least leave a tip for excellent service. And for managing not to tell those idiots back there to shut the fuck up.â Although he wouldnât have been mad if you had. At this point, he didnât think there was anything you could do that would turn him off.
âNah, theyâre harmless,â you wave off his statement. âTrust me, thatâs nothing compared to some of the things guys say to me.â You shudder at the memory of the perverted statements leaving their whiskey-soaked lips.
Eddie sits up straighter. âLike what?â he asks, voice brimming with concern.Â
âOh, you know.â You try to sound casual. âCommenting on my body, grabbing my ass, asking to take me homeâeven when I can see that theyâre wearing a wedding ring.â
âSounds like you need a bodyguard,â he muses, taking a sip of his drink, rings clinking against the glass. The sugar perks him up as soon as it hits his tongue.Â
âYou offering?â It comes out more salacious than youâd anticipated, but youâre not about to take it back. The look on his face is priceless; heâs clearly not used to people flirting with him so brazenly.Â
You watch as Eddie gives a shy smile, caught off-guard yet again. He toys with his necklace before answering. âGotta earn my free drinks somehow. Otherwise, Iâm just a mooch.â
âYeah, but youâre a really cute mooch, soâŠâ you giggle, wiping down the bar with a nearby towel. âIâd call it even.â
He nearly chokes on his drink. You think heâs cute? Really cute? He wants to ask if itâs a joke, or a prank that the guys put you up to. But you seem so genuine, and itâs been years since anyone has made him feel this special, so he swallows his insecurities. âTh-thanks,â he stutters. âI think itâs mostly the guitar; makes me look like a big shot.â Â
âI think itâs your eyes. Or your smile,â you counter, placing your hand on top of his. âBut the guitar certainly doesnât hurt.â You glance down at his ringed fingers. âNone of these symbolize an everlasting union, do they?â
âNope,â he replies, popping the p dramatically. âJust my commitment to tacky jewelry.â
You laugh, leaning in a bit closer to him. âI think I can handle that.â And for a moment, the world stops as Eddieâs breath hitches. Heâs desperate to kiss you, but heâs sticky with sweat and doesnât want to do anything in the dingy bar where you work. No, you deserve a nice date at a fancy restaurant with a freshly-showered Eddie Munson.
âHey, Romeo!â Jeff calls out, walking towards the two of you with the rest of the band. âWanna grab some pizza before your carriage turns back into a pumpkin?â
No, Eddie thinks crossly, I want to stay here and talk to the most gorgeous woman Iâve ever seen until closing time.Â
âIâve gotta get back to work anyway,â you reassure him. âBut we can continue this conversation over that coffee date.â
Eddie visibly relaxes at the mention of your next meeting. âAbso-fuckin-lutely,â he agrees. And before he can wimp out, he presses his lips to your cheek, watching as your cheeks tinge a delicious shade of pink.Â
Look at you, Munson. Back in the game.
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Content warning: This story includes references to death by suicide.
Evan Hansen was born to play football. A strong, rambunctious kid, he started playing sports year-round as early as he could. âHe was very selfless, always willing to sacrifice himself for the betterment of the team,â says his father, Chuck Hansen. As a fearless linebacker at Wabash College in Indiana, the young player made 209 tackles in his first three seasons, and was hit far more than that during games and practices. Two days after winning the second game of his senior year, Evan died by suicide.
Searching for an explanation, Chuck Hansen pored through his sonâs internet search history. One query popped out: âCTE.â
CTE stands for chronic traumatic encephalopathy, a neurodegenerative brain disease that causes symptoms like memory loss, depression, and emotional dysregulation. Since 2005, it has been linked to head trauma and to contact sports like football, where brains can get knocked around during tackles and collisions. In 2016, the National Football League acknowledged that the sport was linked to CTE after many retired players were diagnosed posthumously by researchers at the Boston University CTE Center.
Given the NFL-centered media coverage throughout the mid-aughts, âpeople have this impression that CTE is a disease of former NFL players,â says Julie Stamm, a clinical assistant professor of kinesiology at the University of Wisconsin-Madison. âBut itâs not just a disease for professional athletes.â
Yet until recently, few studies focused on athletes like Evan, who never played professionally and died before developing age-related brain changes. (In older players, it can be challenging to separate signs of CTE from other kinds of neurodegeneration.) The Hansen family knew that Evan had only been diagnosed with one concussion in his 14 years of footballânone since starting college. And although they knew that heâd had trouble doing schoolwork and experienced a bout of depression his junior year, his mental health seemed to have stabilized with therapy and medication.
While Evanâs search history suggests he suspected that these issues were signs of CTE, the disease canât be diagnosed without examining the brain posthumously. So, like many other families seeking answers for unexplained changes in their loved onesâ behavior, the Hansens donated Evanâs brain to the Understanding Neurologic Injury and Traumatic Encephalopathy (UNITE) Brain Bank, run by the Boston University CTE Center.
Ann McKee, the centerâs director, chose 152 of them to study. All were contact sports athletes who died under the age of 30, many by suicide or unintentional drug overdose. And as McKeeâs team reported in August in JAMA Neurology, 41 percent of them already had CTE. One of them was Evan. Like him, of those diagnosed, most had only played sports at a high school or college level.
This study reveals that young, amateur athletes arenât spared from the brain damage that comes with contact sports, even if they quit before going pro. And studying early-stage CTE in young, otherwise healthy brains, McKee says, âmay give us clues as to how the disease is triggered.â To her, the takeaway is clear: âWe need to reduce the number and the strength of head impacts in contact sports. If we donât, weâre going to face consequences like this.â
McKee, who is also the director of neuropathology for Veterans Affairs Boston, began studying the brains of former NFL players 15 years ago. She couldnât believe what she saw: big lesions in the crevices of the brain, dotted with abnormal protein clusters. A huge Packers fan, McKee has watched a lot of football games. But, she recalls, until then, âit never occurred to me that they were damaging their brains, because you donât see it on the field. Theyâve got the helmets. They look invincible.â
Researchers now know more about what is happening to the brain beneath the helmet. The jostling of the brain tugs at neural tissue, placing cells and blood vessels under stress. Tau proteins, which stabilize the scaffolding that gives neurons their structure, fall off when a cell is stressed. These fallen proteins pile up inside the cell, âa sort of toxic clump,â as McKee describes it. Eventually, the pileup overwhelms and kills the cell, leaving neurofibrillary tangles, which appear as ominous dark smears under a microscope. These tangles, which also appear in Alzheimerâs disease, make it harder for neurons to communicate with each other, causing memory problems.
Meanwhile, injured blood vessels compromise the sacred blood-brain barrier that normally protects sensitive neural tissue from irritating molecules flowing through the rest of the body. The resulting irritation causes inflammation, which induces more tau clumping, initiating a downward spiral of neurodegeneration.
To screen the donated young athletesâ brains for CTE, the researchers looked for tau, as well as signs of larger-scale problems like inflammation, hardening or deterioration of blood vessels, and changes to white matter, which contains the connections between neurons. They also interviewed the donorsâ loved ones to learn more about their behavior and cognitive symptoms while they were alive. All of them had experienced issues like memory loss, depression, and impulsive behavior.
Of the 152 brains examined, 63 were posthumously diagnosed with CTE. The vast majority were still in early stages of neurodegeneration, but three of themâone belonging to a former NFL player, one to a college football player, and one to a professional rugby playerâhad reached the third of CTEâs four stages. Notably, another brain with CTE belonged to a 28-year-old womenâs collegiate soccer playerâthe first case of its kind.
The youth of these players also allowed the research team to rule out aging as the cause of the damage. Aging, as well as high blood pressure, cardiac disease, and other neurodegenerative problems, can all damage brain tissue. But in the sample used for the new study, all of the athletes died between the ages of 13 and 29. âThese are pristine, beautiful brains,â McKee says.
The fact that so many of the donorsâ families had noticed mood and memory changesâregardless of whether their child was ultimately diagnosed with CTEâmight be an artifact of the studyâs sample pool. Families were simply more likely to donate to the brain bank if they had noticed unusual behavior in their child. But McKee says this also suggests that some of the symptoms experienced by these young athletes are not always caused by CTE, but may still reflect the aftermath of head trauma. Chris Nowinski, a study coauthor and CEO of the nonprofit Concussion Legacy Foundation, remembers struggling with chronic symptoms after the concussion that ended his pro wrestling career in his twenties. In cases like his, concussion-related problems like sleep impairments, or the difficulties of coming to terms with life as an injured or retired athlete, are likely the root cause of the mental health issuesânot necessarily tau pathology.
The new studyâs results build upon a mountain of evidence connecting contact sports to CTE. One 2017 study of 202 deceased football players found that 87 percent had CTE, including 110 of the 111 brains belonging to retired NFL players. Other studies revealed that CTE is more prevalent in athletes than non-athletes, and is specifically tied to experience playing contact sports, not one-off traumatic brain injuries. Ongoing studies are developing ways to diagnose CTE while people are alive, in the hopes of finding ways to intervene while the disease is still in its earliest stages.
A common misconception is that a one-time impact can lead to neurodegeneration. The real problem is getting hit in the head over and over, for years and years. âA tennis player who had five concussions is not going to get CTE,â says Nowinski. âThereâs something about getting hundreds or thousands of head impacts a year. Thatâs what triggers it, whether you have concussion symptoms or not.â
Like many kids in the United States, Evan Hansen started playing tackle football in third grade. âHe was in his 14th year of football, a senior in college, when he died,â says his dad. The number of years he played, and the age he was when he started facing regular blows to the head, likely contributed to developing CTE, according to McKeeâs findings. When he signed his son up for football, Hansen recalls, âIt was just pure ignorance. I didnât know what I didnât know.â
While his sonâs diagnosis wasnât made until after his death, Chuck Hansen suspects that Evanâs fear of the disorder, and what it meant for his future, weighed on him heavily. âI believe that he thought he had CTE, and had never talked about it,â Hansen says. âMaybe he thought it was a terminal thing that would only get worse, and that there was no hope.â
While there is no medical treatment for CTE yet, McKee and Nowinski recommend that young athletes focus on seeking treatment for individual mental health symptoms, like insomnia or depression. The Concussion Legacy Foundation runs a HelpLine for those who are struggling with post-concussion symptoms, or who are worried about CTE. The Hansen family also started a foundation to promote mental health awareness and CTE research, and to fund scholarships for medical students.
But CTE is preventable. Small changes to practice drills and gameplay could make a huge difference for young athletes, says Nowinski. The playbook for prevention is simple: Reduce the number of hits to the head, and reduce the strength of those hits. Most happen during practice, so by reducing the number of drills involving head impacts and choosing ones that are less likely to cause high-magnitude blows, coaches can spare their players unnecessary danger. âYou canât get rid of CTE in tackling sports,â adds Nowinski, âbut you can get rid of most cases of CTE.â
Reducing the length of each game and the number of games per season can minimize the likelihood of head injuries, and banning brain-jostling events, like fighting in hockey or heading in soccer, can make games safer, he continues. Perhaps most importantly, youth sports leagues can raise the age at which kids are first exposed to preventable head impacts. âWith tackle football before 14, the risks are not worth the benefits,â Nowinski says. âYou donât become a better football player from playing young.â In one case study reported by the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, transitioning from tackle to flag football would reduce a young athleteâs median number of head impacts per season from 378 to eight.
But, Nowinski points out, there is no central governing body in charge of youth sports leagues, leaving it largely up to individual coaches to make changes to their practice drills and recruitment strategies. âThe opportunity is right in front of our faces,â says Nowinski. âI remember being told how much football makes you a leader. But right now, on this issue, thereâs a black hole of leadership.â
McKee doesnât think that parents should take their kids out of sportsâfar from it. âWe just need to change the rules and our thinking about these games, so that CTE isnât a consequence of playing contact sports,â McKee says.
And for young athletes concerned about CTE, she urges them to seek help for mental health symptoms, build personal support systems, and keep moving forward with their lives. âIndividuals like Evan need to be seen, because in all likelihood, we can treat their symptoms and help them feel less hopeless,â she says. âItâs not a time to despair. Itâs a time to come in, be evaluated, and be treated.â
If you or someone you know needs help, call 1-800-273-8255 for free, 24-hour support from the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. You can also text HOME to 741-741 for the Crisis Text Line. Outside the US, visit the International Association for Suicide Prevention for crisis centers around the world.
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switchblade | masters of the air | taster
Coming here is functionally a grounding. That much is clear. The B-17 is a metal coffin that, by some aeronautical miracle, has managed to attain the gift of flight despite everything â poor defensive coverage, inadequate range, weak nose structure â that suggests this should not have been the case.Â
Olivia Mariner looks up at the B-17s sitting obliviously in the hangar at Thorpe Abbotts and thinks about what it might be like to shoot one of them down.
It would be an easy target. B-17s are not intended for aerial combat, and their one singular, solitary tactic is apparently to fly continuously in formation even when being shot at, because performing evasive manoeuvres runs the risk of disrupting the formation and causing collisions. Mariner imagines herself in her P-51, armed with its two fifty-calibre nose-mounted machine guns and four thirty-calibre wing-mounted machine guns, the only conceivable match for the Luftwaffeâs fire-spitting death machines that she isnât afraid of as long as sheâs facing them down in her Mustang. She imagines herself as the enemy. How would she approach a Flying Fortress? How would she bounce it? It wouldnât be difficult at all: she could outmanoeuvre a B-17 without breaking a sweat. She would move into its blind spot and break into a steep spiralling dive downward so the B-17âs Brownings â for which they do not carry sufficient supplies of ammunition that could last them over a minute of continuous gunfire â wouldnât be able to maintain a target lock on her. Then she would pull her aircraft back up, sharply, abruptly, until sheâs below the body of the B-17, where she has the perfect vantage point to shoot out the unprotected fuel tanks within the wings.
Thatâs all well and good, a strategic manufacturing error that could be fixed, without a doubt, throughout the Flying Fortressâs production run that will last until the end of the war. Until Mariner remembers that, in this scenario, she will no longer be the one in the fighter plane but rather the one getting burned to a crisp in the B-17 because the fuel tanks just exploded and eviscerated the fuselage before anyone even had the chance to bail.
Perhaps the situation would be less grim if she knew how to fly a B-17 at all.
How did she even end up here?
Fighter squadrons come before bombers. That is the standard principle of air warfare. Once air supremacy has been gained by more aerodynamic single-engined high-speed fighters â P-51s and P-40s and P-47s that require only a light touch to manoeuvre, the deft hand of a skilled pilot who knows their plane and its operational mechanisms as though it is an extension of their own body â that is when larger, long-range bombers come in to deliver their payloads of air-to-ground weaponry to strategic targets. Bombing raids cannot take place without the prerequisite of air supremacy as bombers, sufficiently implied in their name itself, are not themselves intended for aerial combat against enemy aircraft.
And therein lies the problem. To Mariner, itâs difficult to see the B-17 as little more than a large and defenceless flying flak-magnet. A warplane that cannot roll on its longitudinal axis, cannot pull into vertical climbs, cannot dive or loop or fly at steep angles or allow for aerobatics without disembowelling itself, is hardly a warplane at all, at least not in the sense that she defines what should constitute a warplane. She understands that heavy bombers are an entirely different grade of aircraft, one that requires a different series of skills that are no less demanding than that of a fighter pilot, one requiring the ability to work with a team, first and foremost, the idea of which she finds herself thinking of with a pit of tension in her lower stomach. She understands that this is necessary because a war cannot be won with fighter planes alone, as much as she would like to think that is a possibility. What she does not understand, however, is why she has been presently chosen to fly a bomber.
So that was what she told her squadron leader, word for word, when she first learned of her reassignment.
âI understand your concerns, Mariner,â was what her squadron leader, Tillotson â a thirty-something USAAF officer who had been in the Eagle Squadrons with her, primarily because he knew her father for some reason or another that she never bothered to find out â said in answer. âBut it is an operational need. The 100th has a shortage of pilots and they canât continue flying missions at the volume theyâre expected to if this shortage continues. Weâve reached a point in the war where our strategic focus must shift toward bombing campaigns. You have the relevant flying experience that qualifies you for retraining and reassignment toward where the war effort needs you most. Repurposing you as a bomber pilot now, of all times, makes every sense to me.â
Mariner blinked in disbelief. She didnât like the suffix makes every sense to me, the finality of it, the implication that this was now a non-negotiable and non-retractable decision already made by her superiors, a decision that centrally concerned her yet one she had no part in making.
âSir,â she began, âheavy bombers require escort fighters. Our squadron can do that. Iâve been asking for it in my sitreps since we first started strategic bombing. Wouldnât it be more practical to keep me here and deploy us as escorts as I recommended, rather than retrain me from the ground up?â
âIt is something we thought of, yes. But having enough pilots is crucial for whether the 100th can remain operational. If they canât fly missions, youâll have nothing to escort. Now is when we need our best and brightest to step up and fill in for the shortage of pilots capable of flying those missions that a complete novice coming out of flight school cannot.â
Best and brightest. The sudden compliment took Mariner by surprise, filled her momentarily with a glow of pride radiating from that little hollow at the base of her throat that warms up every time she receives some kind of validation. She cleared her throat self-consciously.
âWho else is getting reassigned? Smith? Heppell?â
Tillotson paused briefly. âWe decided that you alone would be the best fit for the transition.â
Apart from the fact that it made no sense to single out one member of a squadron for a reassignment, there was almost no chance that she would be the best natural candidate. Mariner thought for a brief half-second that she would not pick herself to be reassigned to a bomber unit if she had the choice of other members in her squadron, members who would indubitably be more patient and longsuffering when it came to flying a heavy bomber, both of which she was not.
And then the realisation dawned on her, like the awful downward shudder of the blade of a guillotine. The previous glow of pride disappeared, replaced immediately by a simmering indignant rage that bubbles to the surface. âYouâre bumping me out of the squadron!âÂ
âMarinerââ
âThat is exactly what youâre doing! Best and brightest my ass. You think I donât fit in with the rest of your squad because of how I fly. Because you think Iâm going to collide with my wingman every time when I so much as move my aircraft a centimetre to the left. Because that one time on patrol, when I was guarding your tail, I said your call sign when I wasnât supposed to and broke formation, and that was because I saw three 109s above us on our six about to pulverise us and you hadnât even seen them yet!â
Another thought came to her then, one that sent a fresh wave of anger coursing through her as though her dam of restraint â which admittedly was never a particularly robust structure â had broken. She was aware that she was losing her temper. She was aware that she was not to lose her temper around her superior officers under any circumstances. But that awareness was purely academic now, and at any rate it was disappearing quickly out the window.
âYou canât trust me in a single-seat fighter, is that it? You think I need a whole team of people behind me to make sure I donât fuck up?â
It was less of a question and more of an accusation, and the very idea of it was absurd to Mariner. Saying it out loud only cemented its absurdity. Who in their right mind wouldnât trust her in a fighter? Sheâd been in combat with Bf 109s since before Pearl Harbour and Americaâs formal entrance into the war. It was indubitable fact â one that seemed to be obvious to all except Tillotson and the others responsible for making this ill-conceived decision â that she was one of the most competent fighters in the squadron. Three years of flight experience with the No. 71. Seven aircraft destroyed. An ace by the end of the Battle of Britain. Such accomplishments were not coincidental. Mariner knew it. And unless you have some kind of malfunction, she thought bitterly, then you donât transfer a pilot with those accomplishments under their belt out of your squadron as petty punishment. Youâre supposed to keep them and hold onto them and deploy them on high-risk missions that accurately reflect the value of their skill set!Â
âLieutenant Mariner,â Tillotson said, raising his voice now, in a way that brooked no argument. âI was hoping to save both of us from this conversation and let you accept your reassignment amicably, but it appears youâre determined to have this conversation, in which case Iâll be clear with you. Youâre not a good fit in my squadron. You take unnecessary and ill-calculated risks that endanger not only yourself but also your wingmen and the outcome of the mission as a whole. On our last sortie, you completely disregarded formation and went off on that solo chase of yours after an enemy fighter, leaving your leaderâs tail vulnerable to attack. And what is most alarming is the fact that this incident is not an isolated one, nor is it the first time youâve flagrantly disregarded orders to do what you think is clever. Weâre lucky nothing catastrophic has happened so far, but luck won't always be on our side, as you seem to believe it will always be on yours.â
He paused for a moment, his brow low and creased, his eyes fixed upon Marinerâs, as though examining her closely for her reaction.
âYouâre rough on the stick, Olivia, but Iâve seen potential in you. Even so, talent alone wonât cut it and your consistent lack of discipline is compromising the overall effectiveness of our unit. Iâve seen pilots like you â good pilots capable of exercising mathematically precise command of their aircraft â shot down for less. You should know better than anyone that, up in the air, in a Mustang, split-second decisions can mean the difference between life and death. I need to be able to trust every member of my squadron to make those decisions, and make them correctly. And right now I canât trust you to do that.â
There was a long agonising pause. Marinerâs expression remained unchanged, though she thought her stomach had vanished. She was suddenly conscious of how she was standing up very straight with her body held up at her sternum, and of the tachycardic rhythm of her heartbeat that for a brief moment she irrationally feared Tillotson might hear it.
It is a rare thing for words from a superior officer to cut so deep, though Mariner doesnât like the idea that any words might be able to cut her at all. She has gone through flight training like everyone else and made her share of mistakes in every plane she has learned to pilot â Mustangs and Warhawks and Thunderbolts alike â and she has grown accustomed to the stony visages of instructors, their crushing expectations and the feeling where you irrevocably begin to question your own strength of character and purpose and worth whenever you fail to meet them. Yet she came through with top marks and everyone who has ever been disappointed by her has eventually been proven wrong. She would have thought that, by now, her skin has already thickened into something comparable to steel.
Yet, when she stood there in Tillotsonâs office, being told that she could not be trusted to fly, Mariner felt utterly reduced. It was a humiliating kind of reduction. And humiliation made her angry, a unique cornered anger of its own kind that seethed all the way down to the bone.
Tillotson seemed to sense this. His voice softened slightly, becoming conciliatory, in the way only a victor acutely aware of his own impending victory could afford to do.
âThis is not an exile, Mariner,â was what he said. âThis is when you prove yourself. Maybe a change of perspective will help you understand the gravity of your actions and teach you some restraint. It is an opportunity. Donât squander it.â
âItâs an opportunity?â Marinerâs jaw clenched. She knew now the reassignment was inevitable. She knew that the decision had indeed been made on her behalf without any of her input and she had, somehow, been played so well that she happened to be the last to figure it out. And if she was to start learning restraint on her reassignment, she supposed that she didnât need to begin now. âItâs not a goddamn opportunity, and you know it. Itâs punishing me for something I havenât even done. Yeah, I went after that enemy fighter on my own. And you know what? I shot it down. I saw an opportunity and I seized it instead of waiting around for the 109s to regroup. Isnât that what weâre trained to do? Adapt, improvise, overcome, all that?â
âThereâs a stark difference between adapting, improvising and overcoming, Olivia, and putting the rest of your squadron at risk,â Tillotson replied firmly. And then, what really pissed her off: âYou have to learn, one way or another, that the USAAF is an ecosystem where every element, down to the individual fighter, must depend upon command structure to function. Itâs not a place for young Turks wanting to prove themselves and be a hero. Donât worry. Iâ'll make sure no one else takes up the Switchblade call sign when youâre gone.â
At this Mariner felt her blunt fingernails digging pink crescent moons into her palms. That was an extraordinarily low blow. It was not merely the complete misconstruction of her character â as a willful contrarian who thinks only of their own glory, apparently â that incensed her, but beyond that it was the fear that thrummed at a deeper sub-cellular level, a fear that this may be how she was truly seen by her superiors, how her efforts and achievements were being interpreted by those who disregard her as little more than an ordinary pilot who likes to think of herself as extraordinary. And the placement of the command structure meant that she could not rectify this mistake or defend herself against this obvious besmirching of her name and reputation without risking a dishonourable discharge from the military altogether.Â
So she did what she does best.
âFine. You want discipline?â she said, her voice lowering into something hard and cold and stubborn. âI can do that. Iâll get into a bomber. Iâll drop a few bombs. But mark my words, sir, youâre making a mistake. Both you and I know exactly what I can do and what I should be out there doing, whether Iâm in a Mustang or a tin can with wings. And when the time comes, when you need someone with enough balls to fly through hell and back under twenty-millimetres and flak, donât be surprised when you come back to me because thereâs no one else up for the job.â
She did not resign herself to waiting around for Tillotsonâs reaction. Instead she saluted him sharply in a way that suggested an obvious grudge, pivoted on her heels and marched out of the room. She refused to even attempt to try and understand Tillotsonâs reasoning as there could be no possible reasoning on Godâs green earth that could justify this decision. Perhaps an attempt at figuring out his reasoning, however unfounded it may be, could come later, when she has spent enough aimless months with the 100th to supposedly have learned her lesson and earned a place back on her former fighter squadron. But the embers of rage were still very much scorching hot in her hands, hissing and spitting and burning wherever they touched her skin, and she refused out of pure spite to put them down, so she carried them with her all the way until she reached Norfolk, England.
#series: switchblade#oc: olivia mariner#masters of the air#meet your local cocky flyboy#or flygirl#olivia mariner is an unreliable narrator
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Hubble zooms into the rosy tendrils of Andromeda
Clusters of stars set the interstellar medium ablaze in the Andromeda galaxy about 2.5 million light-years away. Also known as M31, Andromeda is the Milky Way's closest major galaxy. It measures approximately 152,000 light-years across and, with almost the same mass as our home galaxy, is headed for a collision with the Milky Way in 2â4 billion years. In the meantime, Andromeda remains an object of study for many astronomers.
As a spiral galaxy, Andromeda's winding arms are one of its most remarkable features. NASA's Hubble Space Telescope zoomed in to get a close look at one of its tendrils in the northeast, revealing swathes of ionized gas.
These regionsâwhich are common in spiral and irregular galaxiesâoften indicate the presence of recent star formation. The combination of stellar nurseries and supernovae create a dynamic environment that excites the surrounding hydrogen gas, flourishing it into a garden of star-studded roses.
Scientists probed Andromeda's spiral arms using Hubble's Advanced Camera for Surveys (ACS) and Wide Field Camera 3 (WFC3) to analyze the collection of stars buried in its cosmic bouquets. With ACS and WFC3's wide spectral coverage, Hubble could peer through the hedges of gas and observe a valuable sample of these stars.
The extent of the study spanned a vast range of stars, providing not just a clear view of Andromeda's stellar history and diversity, but also more insight on stellar formation and evolution overall. By examining these stars in our local cosmic neighborhood, scientists can better understand those within galaxies in the distant universe.
TOP IMAGE: Scientists probed Andromeda's spiral arms using Hubble to analyze the collection of stars buried in its cosmic bouquets. Credit: NASA, ESA, M. Boyer (Space Telescope Science Institute), and J. Dalcanton (University of Washington); Image Processing: Gladys Kober (NASA/Catholic University of America)
LOWER IMAGE: Clusters of stars set the interstellar medium ablaze in the Andromeda Galaxy about 2.5 million light-years away. Credit: NASA, ESA, M. Boyer (Space Telescope Science Institute), and J. Dalcanton (University of Washington); Image Processing: Gladys Kober (NASA/Catholic University of America)
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By showing Muskâs X the red card, has Brazil scored a goal for all democracies?
At 10 minutes past midnight on 31 August, Elon Muskâs X (nee Twitter) went dark in Brazil, a country of more than 200 million souls, many of them enthusiastic users of online services. The day before, a supreme court justice, Alexandre de Moraes, had done something hitherto unthinkable: ordered the countryâs ISPs to block access to the platform, threatened a daily fine of 50,000 Brazilian reis (just under ÂŁ6,800) for users who bypassed the ban by using virtual private networks (VPNs) and froze the finances of Elon Muskâs Starlink internet service provider in the country. The order would remain in force until the platform complied with the decisions of the supreme federal court, paid fines totalling 18.3m reis (nearly ÂŁ2.5m) and appointed a representative in Brazil, a legal requirement for foreign companies operating there. Moraes had also instructed Apple and Google to remove the X app and VPN software from their stores, but later reversed that decision, citing concerns about potential âunnecessaryâ disruptions.
Cue shock, horror, incredulity, outrage and all the reactions in between. Musk â who has been sparring with Moraes for quite a while â tweeted: âFree speech is the bedrock of democracy and an unelected pseudo-judge in Brazil is destroying it for political purposes.â The animosity between the two goes back to 8 January 2023, after the defeat of Jair Bolsonaro in the 2022 Brazilian presidential election, when a mob of his supporters attacked federal government buildings in the capital, BrasĂlia. The mob invaded and caused deliberate damage to the supreme federal court, the national congress and the Planalto presidential palace in an abortive attempt to overthrow the democratically elected president, Luiz InĂĄcio Lula da Silva.
Justice Moraes is in the firing line because before the 2022 presidential election the countryâs supreme court had given him expansive powers to crack down on online threats to democracy and he has been an enthusiastic deployer of that capability ever since. A New York Times report, for example, said that he âjailed five people without a trial for posts on social media that he said attacked Brazilâs institutions. He has also ordered social networks to remove thousands of posts and videos with little room for appeal.â And it is this last practice that brought him into collision with Musk, whose platform was one of the channels used by the 8 January insurgents.
Media coverage of this clash has predictably personalised it as ruthless enforcer versus tech titan. Who will blink first? Why on earth did Musk pick this fight? Has his fatuous obsession with free speech finally pushed him over the edge? After all, he could have complied with Moraesâs takedown orders, kept the office in BrasĂlia and fought the issue through the Brazilian courts. Instead, he took his ball away, leaving more than 20 million Brazilian X users bereft. On the other hand, although Moraes turned out to be a pretty effective check on Bolsonaro â a cut-price Donald Trump who attacked the media, the courts and the countryâs electoral system â some critics are beginning to wonder whether, in his mission to protect democracy, the judge may also wind up eroding it.
Who knows? But for now at least, one thing is clear: this is the first time a democratic state has shut down a main tech platform. Autocracies do this at will (for instance, China, Russia, Iran, Gulf states), but until now democracies have shied away from such an extreme measure. Listening to some of the chatter on the web about the Moraes order provides a clue to the timidity, for what you pick up is astonishment at the effrontery of a mere Brazilian who dares to take down a big American platform because it doesnât obey the law of his particular land. Who does he think he is? Doesnât he understand Silicon Valleyâs âmanifest destinyâ to be the prime engine of human progress, leaving lesser breeds bobbing helplessly in its wake?
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Big week for news about âmountain lions wandering back into historic habitat where they were once persecuted to extinctionâ in February 2023.
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Central Texas:
Headline and screenshots from: Priscilla Aguirre. âPotential mountain lion sighting in San Antonio area raises awareness.â My San Antonio. 14 February 2023.
Excerpt from this article: Officials at the San Marcos Parks and Recreation Department are asking others and the surrounding areas to be cautious about potential mountain lions in Central Texas. Officials said the message comes after the department received a call about a potential sighting of a mountain lion at Upper Purgatory Creek Natural Area in San Marcos on Sunday, February 12. [...] In Central Texas, itâs extremely rare to see a mountain lion in person, according to a report from the San Antonio Express-News. [...] Only one mountain lion has been confirmed in Bexar County in the past decade, on November 24, 2013, according to TPWD. [End of excerpt.]
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Great Plains and Nebraska:
Headline and screenshot from: Damon Bennett. âNebraska mountain lion now looking for a name after 700-mile journey.â Lincoln Journal-Star. 16 February 2023.
Excerpt from this article: A Nebraska mountain lion that found itself in a sanctuary in Indiana after a 700-mile journey through four states is now looking for one last souvenir: a name. Back in the fall, the big cat made its way from the scenic Niobrara River valley all the way to suburban Springfield, Illinois, according to the GPS tracker that Nebraska Game and Parks had tagged it with a year prior. "A lot of people were watching him," said [the director of an âexotic feline rescue centerâ] in Center Point, Indiana, where the mountain lion has been since October. When the lion overstayed its welcome near Springfield, it was sedated by federal wildlife officials, who offered to return it to Nebraska. Nebraska declined.â [...] "I'm incredibly impressed with this animal; he crossed both the Missouri and Mississippi rivers [...]." [End of excerpt.]
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Ozarks and Missouri:
Headline and screenshot from: Julia Wilson. âMountain lions in Missouri? Weâre seeing more than usual this winter.â Columbia Missourian. 16 February 2023.
Excerpt from this article: Footage from a trail camera taken Jan. 3 confirmed that a roaming mountain lion made a rare appearance in northern Boone County. Since then, the Missouri Department of Conservation documented three additional sightings around the state last month â one in Callaway County, another in Montgomery County and a third that was hit by a vehicle south of St. Louis. Reports of mountain lions, also known as cougars, pumas and panthers, have increased over the past decade in the state. Between 2013 and 2022, a total of 65 were counted around Missouri. Compare that to the years between 1994 and 2006, when only 12 were spotted. [...] The animals may come from an established colony in the Black Hills, cross Nebraska and wander into Missouri, according to the Kansas Department of Wildlife and Parks. Missouriâs extensive forest coverage, which includes 35% of state acreage, then becomes an ideal destination for the animals. Mountain lions have roamed Missouri since pre-settlement times. Their range crosses the western hemisphere from Canada to southern Chile. [...] Although they are seen across the state, over half of all sightings have been documented within 40 miles of Mark Twain National Forest in southeast Missouri. [...] Trophy hunting by early colonists wiped out most of the population east of the Mississippi River. [...] Except for the recent encounter in Franklin County where a lion was hit by a vehicle, the last documented human contact occurred in December 2021 during another vehicle collision. [End of excerpt.]
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i really want to buy myself a copy of jeremy milloyâs blood sweat and fear at long last. i wanted to listen to it after bring the war home but itâs not on audiobook. PAIR THESE TWO BOOKS!
i want to look closely at more labor histories that look at a lot of grievances. reading about robert miles yesterday has me puzzling over pontiac motors. (recap) miles was one of the pillars of the white power movement, more well known in his development of a militia-adjacent christian identity compound in michigan as part of the white power unification of the 1980sâas outlined in bring the war home. miles is the primary reason why howell has a reputation for being a klan hub, a history that is different from, but overlaps, the longer history of rural right wing populism in michiganâhe was not from michigan, he bought land here in the sixties with the intention of developing a white power organizing base, and as early as the sixties he was organizing within the klan and with wallacecels (and others, but these stand out) toward this end. he was grand dragon of michigan when, if you look at the history, that sort of didnât mean anything. (you do not want to know how much klan parliamentary procedure i have read this summerâŠ)
where iâm from miles is more well known for that event not a lot of people remember but which looms huge for me: the klanâs 1971 bombing of 10 empty school buses in pontiac, where my mom was probably in fourth grade. miles would spend a few years in prison over this in the 70s (and itâs worth noting that one of his most important contributions to the white power movement was in developing prisoner organizing and outreach), along with I think five other klan-affiliated men. because miles would get out and sort of disaffiliate with the klan, their role in the bombing is i think retroactively underratedâbut, ultimately, what it meant to be klan in industrial michigan 1967-1974 is another more complicated thing.
unsurprisingly, milesâs co-conspiratorsâthe boys he had living on his farm, training upâwere mostly 20 years younger than him, entering white power from a different historical juncture, which miles understood well. my interest in almost all of this klan stuff from this era revolves around getting a sense of the class nature of this moment. and in the other âpontiac sixâ there are echoes of the black legion in detroit and highland park a generation earlier, a surprising amount of shop floor conflict. can go into this more later!
one of those men was wallace fruit, in his 20s, who was watched pretty heavily during the useless fed infiltration era of the early 70s, he shows up all over. some local news coverage of fruit reported on a series of grievances he filed with GM over his discipline for (what i saw) klan organizing at work, and targeted racist behavior. he won these grievances. from what i can tell, he was organizing in the local, and i want to see more of that. there is an obvious story of right wing agitation on the shop floor, but i want to say that i think some of this is misrepresented in posterity, and tells us more about the tactics of the right than the uaw per se. but itâs particularly interesting to see this as a piece in this really pivotal moment for uaw shop floor organizing. ultimately, what we see by the mid seventies, is a retreat from industrial labor by these guysâprobably obviouslyâwith i think a kind of underrated alignment with farmers during the farm crisis. i mean the farm crisis is wildly underrated in the stories we tell about this stuff compared to the focus on industrial workers, which tbh i find a little chauvinist. (and the collision is exactly the story of timothy mcveigh!)
there are some collections holding grievances from this local in the 60s at the reuther, and boy do i want to look. but first i must establish what iâd do with them!
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