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Seriously how can a kid go from an hour of yelling and crying at you to playing and wanting you to engage with their make pretend?

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I don't want to be human today this week

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I'm spending entirely too long trying to find the source of this image. Should be easy throw it into google lens and find the earliest reference and check their source, or just find an archived of all printings of Lustige Blätter in 1932.

The earliest source I can find for this image is this article from 2014 which is may be where the 1932 comes from the file name for the image is "Lustige-BlaCC88tter-1932-...". And I cannot find any copies of Lustige Blätter from 1932. I did find an archive for Lustige Blätter but it doesn't go to 1932. What it does have is an item 32. And that seems my best bet at this point. That the image is from 1917 and got misinterpreted as 1932. I've downloaded that year and I'm now scanning through all 800 pages one by one.

From German magazine Lustige Blätter, 1932.

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Dancing around the house while doing chores is so much better with a skirt

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I don't really get the "use a cast iron pan as a weapon" trope. I have one. That thing is heavy and it has a tiny handle. I can't really swing it one handed easily. And I actually tried to I would probably shatter my wrist (and then the pan, cast iron is brittle). It doesn't really have enough room for two hands. If I did try to use it that way I have absolutely no reach and might as well just use a big rock. I much rather use my stainless steel pan. That thing is much lighter and has a longer handle. I can easily swing it with one or two hands. And it won't shatter the second I hit something with it.

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Soyjack condiment containers in the antique mall.

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Commission for Mandy 🐈

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JURKUCH

www.beau-gar.tumblr.com

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Tons of mileage to be had out of this image so thought I'd share it

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Structurally, Heathcliff in its present form is just shitty referential meme humour where 90% of the time the punchline is "laugh because you recognise this reference", except the memes it's referencing exist only in the author's head, which explains basically everything about why Tumblr is into it.

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So happy for you bud.

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Turns out Plato was kind of a little bitch about what constitutes good "wholesome" art, which really wouldn't be a big problem except that he's like the founder of western civilization, so now 2400 years later, we're still dealing with his bullshit

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I forgot how bad facebook is

Also facebook is definitely worse than the last time I looked at it

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roommates getting top surgery and they put a tracking chip on him and now im getting updates like hes a pizza