#Collie's Barking

[calamaricollie]

In my cult of the lamb save I had NEVER gotten followers who actually became lovers, I even double checked everyone in the tent and sure enough no lovebirds, it made me a little sad but I should've kept my mouth shut because soon after I saw Narinder smooching it up with EMMY, My first Disciple and most beloved follower!!!!!

Naaah I left the game unsaved and game back to undo it, never complaining about the lack of romance in my cult again smh LMAO

[calamaricollie]

HSBDCJHCJ THAANNK YOU AA BDJDNDNXN

I'm a little stuck in some parts of chapter 2 but I have a feeling you'll like that one too NXBQCKCV

bitches be like “this is the best piece of literature i have ever read” and it’s either a book that took them six weeks to finish or a fanfic they read at 3 AM

[pastafossa]

Pleaae enjoy this footage of Fozzie and Pip, featuring Pip's SUPER SONIC COLLIE BARK + CORNCOB NIBBLING.

[barksbog]

he is working so hard

[border-collie]

Love that puppies are little sponges. Moxie likes to sit and watch the squirrels outside the window so now Saga does to, and most importantly, she does it quietly border collie style.

[calamaricollie]

HOLY CRAP YES THIS, THIS

It just ENRAGES ME when someone says they want a "thicc goth GF" but the thicc is just like, a slightly bigger than average butt

People love to romanticize the idea of "just the right amount of fat" and keep ridiculing people who are just ... Fat y'know??? It's so shallow and ridiculous it boils my blood

Everyone wanted to be thicc but nobody wanted to be fat. Everyone wanted the dad bod but nobody wanted to be fat. Everyone wants fat mommy milkers but nobody wants mommy to be fat. Everyone wants to be a bear but not like, an actual fat bear. You get what i’m saying

[yoteyaps]

Wanted to join this 🐾🌾🌙

[zebrafiz]

snapshots of a lesbian farmer on her lesbian farm doing lesbian farmer duties

[em0dog]

(assume its normal / ethical to have ur theriotype as a pet for this)

[calamaricollie]

OUGH I didn't see this until now, last week was crazy LOL

Fav Colour: dark brown!

Last song: Good Luck Babe! - Chappel Roan :p

Currently Reading: the NGE manga I think? trying to buy all the collector's editions :3

Currently Watching: Frieren and Dungeon Meshi!

Currently Craving: pasta ... especially with white sauce, so tasty ouughh

Coffee or Tea?: Not a fan of either tbh, HOWEVER, I could go for a capuccino rn, sweeter expressos are the only kind of coffee I really enjoy lol

I'm kinda shy with tagging soooooooo anyone can reply to this :3 teehee

Was tagged by @sunnys-aesthetic

Get to Know Me Game

rules: answer + tag six people u want to know

fav color: intense turquoise

last song: Debo saber - "Barbie la princesa de la isla"

currently reading: my stupid thesis >:(

currently watching: I'm not currently watching any series, but while I work I like to listen to some ARGs and Webtoon recaps. The last ones I heard were "Kiss of the Sixth Sense" and "For the One Who Never Loved Me"

currently craving: I just had dinner so I'm not hungry, but tomorrow I would like to have tequeños and empanadas for breakfast

coffee or tea: right now? lemon nestea

Tagging: @calamaricollie @the-one-who-lambs @i-eat-deodorant @kazzykatt @aveloka-draws @z00lea

No pressure with the tags!! :3

[calamaricollie]

PERAI VOCE É BRASILEIRA?????

Sô sim KKKKK

[chris-n-co]

i feel so dog rn omg omg omg

[myroommatecat]

[kangals]

Zoe can I get a Butters update. 👉👈 I’m thinking about Her…… is she still biting asses… is she still forsaking you for the radiator… is she still bullying Weewa…

she has not had any ass to bite in a while 😔 but she did come up with me to my parents house for thanksgiving and enjoyed standing on top of all of their counters Menacingly.

also I finally replaced her ancient old feather-wand toy with a new lure and she is LOVING it and now I feel bad that she was stuck with the shitty old broken one for so long

[local-hellhound-steals-spaghetti]

holy shit

tiny dog

his name is Trip Hazard omg

[ringchollyandfriends]

A while back, I ended up getting a Beginner's Obedience Class for Elliot.

I was very nervous, but the first class went well!

They're force free and they gave us a clicker that I can easily use with one hand, A+!

Elliot did great. He had a big day beforehand (I didn't have much choice due to my schedule) and he was asleep any time we weren't practicing 😂

Which, hey, I wanted to practice relaxing with distractions and he was next to a barking dog. And I figured a sleeping dog isn't a nervous dog, so good by me.

I'll try to skip walking him beforehand next time and see if he can stay awake.

I'm so glad I took the opportunity (it was at least 50% off) because my brain struggles a lot with executive dysfunction and going to a class is a great way to work around that. And they're going to teach us more than I thought, even better!

Look at the little stick on his head 🍡