#Cmon Pat

[laleywashere]

I attempted a thing. 💙🐺

[lostbabybunno]

Come sit on the floor with me

[haemosexuality]

I can see you going through and liking all my fern posts afsduihfhdsiufhsi thank you I'm glad you like her ^_^

shes great!!!! and im always in awe of ppl that can create characters like that, with a whole life and that feel like real ppl

like i said i donttttt rlly do that but since u asked heres my tav!! who is literally just me but if i looked way cooler and cared way less about other ppl. her morals are contradicting and all over the place

most of what ive made up about her are about her appearance (and also written right there on the paper) (no longer written on the paper bc i changed the picture)

shes a drow, grew up in the underdark until she was in her mid teens when she ran away. her parents were lolth sworn but shes not, tho shes not seldarine either she just doesnt care about all that that much. but she kind of misses how pretty (and less sunny) the underdark was, and while she doesnt particularly approve of lolth sworn culture shes still incredibly defensive of it when surface races start talking shit

like me she cant see shit without her glasses, and those were broken during a fight. she didnt have to suffer for long bc volos Magical Glass Eye can see perfectly, but she always has her left eye squinting or closed. and she has cat pupils because i think cat pupils are cool

as drow do she has naturally white hair but she dyes the longer part of her mullet thingy all sorts of different colors

has a bunch of scars, most notably the ones from astarion biting her all the time. she was supposed to have tattoos on her neck and arms too but i just realized i forgot to draw them 😞 F

i gave her levels in fighter but thats mostly just for gameplay, shes rogue through and through. she just happens to be a rogue whos particularly good at fighting. currently using the Shortsword of First Blood and the Sword of Lifestealing, as well as a really cool cloak and that sick drow hood (not pictured here)

hopelessly in love with karlach, fully in denial that karlach is going to die. astarion is her bestie and they gossip and are horrible together. when karlach asked her on a date she immediately ran to him like YOURE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS- PLEASE CAN YOU HELP ME WHAT DO I WEAR

shes wearing this ⬇️ but she wraps bandages tight around her chest because can you fucking imagine running around and fighting like that with big boobs??? hell. ow. ouch.

[jils-things]

OUUUUHH HES SO NICEEE AND SWEETTTT AND AND AND AND 🪦🪦🪦🪦

[crazyw3irdo]

do y’all ever think about how yancy knows how to break out of prison and actively chooses not to. do you ever think about how when he breaks us out he knows the way so easily as if he’s been there a million times before. do you ever wonder if at some point he considered breaking himself out and just couldn’t go through with it.

[cutemeat]

i hope next season dennis explodes out like a beautiful butterfly

[eddie-rifff]

they dont make glitter lip gloss like they used to. i mean body shimmer has made a comeback and glitter eye shadow has almost always been a thing but i cannot find legitimate name brand not keysmash garbage drop shipping "brands" making noticeably glittery glitter lip gloss. maybe its because peoples standards for texture have gotten higher so they dont tolerate the grittiness anymore? idfk. whatever it is its pissing me the hell off

[krytus]

no but for real sylvester was INSANE for asking courtney to sign off on him going after jordan. mister pemberton she is a sixteen year old girl. you are a grown ass man. if i was pat i would have punched him.

[schroedingerscryptid]

okay honestly...let me be real here for a quick second

i see a lot of people hating on capvers shippers and like...okay, i see where you're coming from, but at the same time...they do have a right to ship it imo. sure, it was a glimpse of his backstory, and honestly there's not much you really can be doing with it, but why the fuck should that make you tell people that they're dumb for wanting to write or make art about it?

ultimately, the dynamics between havers and the captain aren't discovered all that much, while pat and caps have much more grounding and depth. but at the same time, by saying that people shouldn't be at the VERY least writing or making art about it to express their thoughts is a pretty shitty move.

fandom is about letting people have fun, and saying shit like this just because "you're correct" is inherently what has and will continue to affect the experience in the long run. and personally, even though i myself am not someone who ships it or really knows where to go with their relationship (to put it simple), i'm not going to shame people or make them feel bad for finding this largely underdeveloped relationship interesting or having fun with it.

[nishibai]

Nishiiiiiii

flops over

my face hurts (I’m in band and am tired and have been playing for awhile)

ts okaaayy,,

[cherrywperson]

top 10 sad wet sopping cats number one kora belrose

READ PAT HHERE!!!!!!!

[dandeyrain]

the flavor of hyperfem person who is FURIOUS and HURT and feels PUT DOWN by the fact that at the end of the barbie movie barbie chooses to go to her first gyno appointment in something other than a bright pink minidress is like.........u may have missed the point for one and for two if you are so fragile in ur presentation that one single fictional woman deciding that being hyperfem 100% of the time isn't for her makes u feel attacked then thats something u gotta work thru.

[donttellthemangosiwashere]

Tierlist made by @intrulogical

[plugnuts]

🍎🍌🍈

YOURE KILLING ME HERE CMON IM TAKING YOU FOR ICE CREAM 💖💖

[epicdogymoment]

NOT gonna make a full phony cover. BUT i do wanna do a final chorus one

[spideyhexx]

Hot Take: Pat is kinda hot

I agree but he’s 👎 also you’re gonna love when I write little darlin