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This guy needs compensation for all the men after his husband
#qsmp Missa#Missa#Qsmp#Pissa#<- Implied#qsmp shipping#Later I'll be sure to make art that isn't just implied but I needed to get this one out fast#They may have a clutch on me#I'm sure he'll be compensated once he reunites with his husband. But we'll have to wait for that.
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https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7cVB8qoZr5/?igsh=MXFsNW8wNm9qbWVpYg== the video of the hug! 🥹
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#......give me the high-def footage....#i need to go even more feral than I already have#cupping the waist?? very loving protective husband of you carlos#Charles dropping the balaclava on the ground to clutch Carlos with both hands???#are you kidding me???? 😭#charles leclerc#carlos sainz#charlos#c2#gifs#mine#formula one#f1#ferrari#Monaco GP '24#2024#monaco grand prix#mrs-mckagann#ask
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The Helena diaz of it all has me fascinated. I’ve said for a long while that Eddie’s real issues are his mommy issues and this episode just cemented for me that we’re gonna explore that and deal with it.
Because it’s Helena who forced Eddie to grow up to fast - because her husband wasn’t around much - so she pushed Eddie into de facto parent and husband role ls - selfishly filling her needs and ignoring the damage it was doing to her son (it is a form of abuse in my book).
Eddie then had the audacity to fall in love with and marry Shannon and get her pregnant. It’s why Helena was always so off with Shannon - she was punishing her. She is also punishing Eddie for all of this and his refusal to return to El Paso only cemented further her bitterness and resentment.
Now she does have Ramon back she doesn’t need Eddie any longer to fill that role so she is still punishing him and part of that is tied into her glee over now getting to parent Christopher - something she has always been intent on doing the doppelgänger just gave her the opportunity- as well as allowing her to further punish her son and his love of Shannon.
Her barbed comments about building a pool were all about showing what she can provide Christopher - how she is parenting him better than Eddie - it’s part of her mind games - making Eddie feel like more of a failure as a parent to his son.
The reality of course is that the reverse is true - Helena’s parenting is all superficial, flash and showy - it isn’t the hard day to day parenting when things get tough and you have to be the bad guy. While Eddie has made mistakes, there is nothing superficial, flash, or showy about his parenting. It’s why bucks comments about Eddie being a great dad are so important.
Eddie feel like a failure right now and that he is entirely to blame for everything. But in reality, while he does bear a bit of the responsibility, the truth of the matter is that he needs to learn and deal with the fact that all of it actually stems from Helena and her abuse of her young son - Shannon never stood a chance just like Eddie never has.
#genuinely don’t see how she can get any sort of redemption arc#but this is 911 so maybe they’ll find a way 🤷🏻♀️#Helena’s treatment of Eddie is a form of child abuse - it has done so much damage to him psychologically#I do really hope we finally get to meet Sophia and adriana as part of this arc beciase I think it might be very revealing#I am also wondering if Ramon had a stache in the past - and that is what Eddie is subconsciously trying to mimic#and that is about him trying to regain his mothers affection - trying to fill that husband role she forced him into#and that shaving it off is a part of his dealing with that and choosing to free himself from her clutches#and in doing that - standing up for himself etc - it will be the trigger that v ring schristopher back#the catholic guilt and Eddie’s queerness is also all tied up in this - the church reinforces and condones Helena and her actions#the Catholic Church has a long history of abuse of children in all it’s horrendous forms#so Eddie seeking solace in that direction think it will help him find away back to Helena’s good books only for it to open a few doors he#has bolted shut#as for the queer aspect - forcing Eddie to grow up too fast and fill this role of husband to his mother and parent to his siblings means#Eddie never got the chance to learn who he actually is - to explore his sexuality and all that goes with that - at the age one normally#would - as a teenager and into your 20’s. it explains so much around his relationship with Shannon and dealing with the helana of it all#and the queerness of his identity - will also allow him to actually let Shannon go#Eddie’s arc is going to be incredible - heartbreaking and gut wrenching - but incredible#Helena diaz it’s on sight - she is evil and cannot be redeemed in my eyes!#911 spoilers#Thinky thoughts#eddie diaz#911 abc
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a gay man making a daddy kink joke. fork found in kitchen.
#whats with all the pearl clutching oh my god#some of yall are totally showing your real colors this season it's not even funny#but tommy's joke was so die mad i guess#he got three bangers (“your dad is still alive?” “having gerrard was like having the dad i already have” “god i hope so”#in the span of 30 seconds#i love my funny husband#anyways they fucked nasty after that#bucktommy#911#911 spoilers#mimi.txt
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diagnosed with a tragic case of good omens brainrot I mean it. just went through my art history notes and came to the conclusion that in the architectural style prevalent in medieval Europe between the 11th and 16th century Aziraphale is a Romanesque Round Arch and Crowley is a Gothic Pointed Arch. and I will elaborate on that
#clutching my (useless) art school diploma like a madman right now#good omens#good omens brainrot#ineffable husbands#crowley#aziraphale#marcela talks#as promised i will elaborate i just need some sleep but it's in the making........ the fuckimg aziracrow architecture essay
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And then he and Sooga and a bunch of Blademasters curb stomped me twice.
‘Who else wants to dance?!’
#yiga clan#legend of zelda#age of calamity#((myyyy own screenshots))#actually I was doing okay health wise but the time limit took me out#this was In the Clutches of the Yiga! mission#Urbosa: *could not possibly be madder*/me if this was me: oh noooo~#meanwhile the boys were protecting each other again…#((I did it again with Mipha and won lol it’s fine))#((love it when they give me a challenge though! they’re very cool and strong!))#yiga husbands#banana bread
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Crowley has laid 8 beautiful eggs! And now we wait 2 months for them to incubate! I will continue to keep you all updated!
And for all my snake people in case you’re wondering, Crowley is a patternless hypermel het lavender, and she was paired with Aziraphale who is a lavender snow (hypermel and lavender).
#snakes#the sassy snakes#california kingsnake#good omens#crowley#aziraphale x crowley#aziraphale#2024 clutch#ineffable husbands
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When that sky rains fire on you, and you’re persona non grata I’ll tell you how I’ve been there too and that none of it matters.
Taylor Swift — The Albatross Good Omens (S1E1, S2E6)
#this song made me think of them today#the immediate good omens brain that activated with religious imagery is insane#“only liquor anoints you” are you KIDDING ME.#cross your thoughtless heart is so crowley#good omens#go#ineffable husbands#ineffable spouses#ineffable divorce#crowley#aj crowley#anthony j crowley#aziraphale#taylor swift#my gifs#fizz originals#did i learn to make gifs only for this???? yeah#was it worth it?? yeah#old video editing experience did come in clutch#they are far from perfect but they are not Mega Ugly so#the tortured poets department#ttpd
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I apologize for NOTHING 😭😭
#Chris Evans#My husband always comes in clutch 😤#I need to find a place to put these#except for Cap#he stays on the bed
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everyday I remember the first task being 'feed the baby' and Phil giving him seeds headinhands we were NOT going to survive the first day
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there’s a small yet deranged part of my brain that sometimes wishes I could have a very small head injury and the only side effect is I forget the final fifteen so I can watch the kiss for the first time again.
#if I had been wearing pearls I would’ve been clutching them#good omens#good omens 2#aziraphale good omens#crowley good omens#ineffable husbands#aziraphale x crowley#ineffable idiots
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AVOIDANT PERSONALITY FAIL: thing you apprehensively told one person about suddenly becomes a family meeting.
#avoidant personality disorder#avpd#actually avoidant#actually avpd#asked My mom if I could write to an incarcerated person after contemplating the conversation for days#looked like she'd let Me do it as long as we used a P.O. box. then BAM now we gotta discuss it with her husband tomorrow#he's a rent-a-cop and sorta protective so I might not clutch this.....#aughhh I hate having to argue My stance in front of even one person let alone TWO???? may god have mercy on My soul
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The Man of Steel!
#superman#clark kent#kal el#my husband#i love him so much#saved me from the dark clutches of art block
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Sometimes a post rlly does hit like 150 notes and suddenly all the tags r full of people who think they’re comedians (they r not)
#pattering on the roof#‘wtf op none of the above’ okay. the poll isn’t for you u don’t have to engage actually#‘my blorbo is a woman’ okay? she can be husband#‘daddy’ ‘master’ ‘god’ BEEP terrible answers not on there#I’m sorry I have awoken in the most hater of moods#also the people clutching pearls over selfshipping on that post r crazy most fictional men can be categorized it doesn’t have to do w u 🥱#self-centered of u to think it must
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bridgerton s2 was SUCH a clayhoun slay. thots in tags
#henry clay the ACCOMPLISHED rake (also a marquis and the richest man in the county)#who apparently ruined a girls honor and left her at the altar when she was engaged to someone else#the secret is that thats not true.. she was engaged against her will and he 'ruined her honor' so her fiancee would dump her#now his reputation is ~scandalous~ but like nobody cares about all the naughty stuf fhe does do (cards gambling horse racing drinking snuff#anyways duke tom benton visits him in the country seat hes retired to to do scientific farming and raise racehorses#(tom is the cousin of the girl that he ~ruined~. he almost challenged him to a duel but his cousin stopped him)#like. ok. soooooo I need your help#in love. with this guy. but. his older half brother HATES me and will NOT let us have a single god damn moment together#please help.... i know you.... sometimes do that sort of thing for people 🤔#clay flipping switches from Aw yeah i fucked your cousin lol get at me to UGH i cant believe lucretia fucking narced#benton like please. i will truly do anything sir. and clay like well..... thats a handsome arabian stud you bought last season..#whats a horse to a husband anyways? dont you love this fellow? all I want is a silly little animal!#anyways at first he tries to pretend to court mr hayne. so that benton looks like the more palatable option to mr calhoun#but hayne is instantly like Im ever so sorry! but if your intents are matrimonial i am already spoken for! <3 so sorry!!#clay like hm. welll. fine I guess I gotta seduce the older brother now#mr calhoun... the serious argumentative not-noble lawyer who s fighting suitors off his rich charming half brother with a pool cue#clay instantly falls in lust. and then quickly thereafter in love...#THE DRAMA.... THE ROMANCE... THE BOSOM CLUTCHING.... CLAY SNIFFING HOUN .. SO UNSERIOUS!!#bridgie3 came out and im nutlost. thats the post
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No matter if Aziraphale and Crowley kiss again next season I just hope they have a bone crushing hug
#like the face buried into the others neck type and hands clutching into clothes like they’re gonna rip#but I won’t say no to a kiss either just the hug would hit good#good omens#innefable husbands
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