#Clutch's Husband
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This guy needs compensation for all the men after his husband
#qsmp Missa#Missa#Qsmp#Pissa#<- Implied#qsmp shipping#Later I'll be sure to make art that isn't just implied but I needed to get this one out fast#They may have a clutch on me#I'm sure he'll be compensated once he reunites with his husband. But we'll have to wait for that.
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https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7cVB8qoZr5/?igsh=MXFsNW8wNm9qbWVpYg== the video of the hug! 🥹
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#......give me the high-def footage....#i need to go even more feral than I already have#cupping the waist?? very loving protective husband of you carlos#Charles dropping the balaclava on the ground to clutch Carlos with both hands???#are you kidding me???? 😭#charles leclerc#carlos sainz#charlos#c2#gifs#mine#formula one#f1#ferrari#Monaco GP '24#2024#monaco grand prix#mrs-mckagann#ask
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The Helena diaz of it all has me fascinated. I’ve said for a long while that Eddie’s real issues are his mommy issues and this episode just cemented for me that we’re gonna explore that and deal with it.
Because it’s Helena who forced Eddie to grow up to fast - because her husband wasn’t around much - so she pushed Eddie into de facto parent and husband role ls - selfishly filling her needs and ignoring the damage it was doing to her son (it is a form of abuse in my book).
Eddie then had the audacity to fall in love with and marry Shannon and get her pregnant. It’s why Helena was always so off with Shannon - she was punishing her. She is also punishing Eddie for all of this and his refusal to return to El Paso only cemented further her bitterness and resentment.
Now she does have Ramon back she doesn’t need Eddie any longer to fill that role so she is still punishing him and part of that is tied into her glee over now getting to parent Christopher - something she has always been intent on doing the doppelgänger just gave her the opportunity- as well as allowing her to further punish her son and his love of Shannon.
Her barbed comments about building a pool were all about showing what she can provide Christopher - how she is parenting him better than Eddie - it’s part of her mind games - making Eddie feel like more of a failure as a parent to his son.
The reality of course is that the reverse is true - Helena’s parenting is all superficial, flash and showy - it isn’t the hard day to day parenting when things get tough and you have to be the bad guy. While Eddie has made mistakes, there is nothing superficial, flash, or showy about his parenting. It’s why bucks comments about Eddie being a great dad are so important.
Eddie feel like a failure right now and that he is entirely to blame for everything. But in reality, while he does bear a bit of the responsibility, the truth of the matter is that he needs to learn and deal with the fact that all of it actually stems from Helena and her abuse of her young son - Shannon never stood a chance just like Eddie never has.
#genuinely don’t see how she can get any sort of redemption arc#but this is 911 so maybe they’ll find a way 🤷🏻♀️#Helena’s treatment of Eddie is a form of child abuse - it has done so much damage to him psychologically#I do really hope we finally get to meet Sophia and adriana as part of this arc beciase I think it might be very revealing#I am also wondering if Ramon had a stache in the past - and that is what Eddie is subconsciously trying to mimic#and that is about him trying to regain his mothers affection - trying to fill that husband role she forced him into#and that shaving it off is a part of his dealing with that and choosing to free himself from her clutches#and in doing that - standing up for himself etc - it will be the trigger that v ring schristopher back#the catholic guilt and Eddie’s queerness is also all tied up in this - the church reinforces and condones Helena and her actions#the Catholic Church has a long history of abuse of children in all it’s horrendous forms#so Eddie seeking solace in that direction think it will help him find away back to Helena’s good books only for it to open a few doors he#has bolted shut#as for the queer aspect - forcing Eddie to grow up too fast and fill this role of husband to his mother and parent to his siblings means#Eddie never got the chance to learn who he actually is - to explore his sexuality and all that goes with that - at the age one normally#would - as a teenager and into your 20’s. it explains so much around his relationship with Shannon and dealing with the helana of it all#and the queerness of his identity - will also allow him to actually let Shannon go#Eddie’s arc is going to be incredible - heartbreaking and gut wrenching - but incredible#Helena diaz it’s on sight - she is evil and cannot be redeemed in my eyes!#911 spoilers#Thinky thoughts#eddie diaz#911 abc
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a gay man making a daddy kink joke. fork found in kitchen.
#whats with all the pearl clutching oh my god#some of yall are totally showing your real colors this season it's not even funny#but tommy's joke was so die mad i guess#he got three bangers (“your dad is still alive?” “having gerrard was like having the dad i already have” “god i hope so���#in the span of 30 seconds#i love my funny husband#anyways they fucked nasty after that#bucktommy#911#911 spoilers#mimi.txt
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Clutch the Opossum, my beloved💚💚💚
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diagnosed with a tragic case of good omens brainrot I mean it. just went through my art history notes and came to the conclusion that in the architectural style prevalent in medieval Europe between the 11th and 16th century Aziraphale is a Romanesque Round Arch and Crowley is a Gothic Pointed Arch. and I will elaborate on that
#clutching my (useless) art school diploma like a madman right now#good omens#good omens brainrot#ineffable husbands#crowley#aziraphale#marcela talks#as promised i will elaborate i just need some sleep but it's in the making........ the fuckimg aziracrow architecture essay
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And then he and Sooga and a bunch of Blademasters curb stomped me twice.
‘Who else wants to dance?!’
#yiga clan#legend of zelda#age of calamity#((myyyy own screenshots))#actually I was doing okay health wise but the time limit took me out#this was In the Clutches of the Yiga! mission#Urbosa: *could not possibly be madder*/me if this was me: oh noooo~#meanwhile the boys were protecting each other again…#((I did it again with Mipha and won lol it’s fine))#((love it when they give me a challenge though! they’re very cool and strong!))#yiga husbands#banana bread
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This song forever reminds me of Valgrace
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#valgrace#its has that baby gurl leo vibes#and is so sweet#and not too get angsty#but I keep thinking about Leo finding out what happened to Jason (if you know you know)#and he just curls up in a ball on his bed listening to this song while clutching Jasons old shirts and crying his eyes out#I think thats because thats what happend irl w the singer of this song when she died her husband did that same thing#and yah#angst man#☹️
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Crowley has laid 8 beautiful eggs! And now we wait 2 months for them to incubate! I will continue to keep you all updated!
And for all my snake people in case you’re wondering, Crowley is a patternless hypermel het lavender, and she was paired with Aziraphale who is a lavender snow (hypermel and lavender).
#snakes#the sassy snakes#california kingsnake#good omens#crowley#aziraphale x crowley#aziraphale#2024 clutch#ineffable husbands
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When that sky rains fire on you, and you’re persona non grata I’ll tell you how I’ve been there too and that none of it matters.
Taylor Swift — The Albatross Good Omens (S1E1, S2E6)
#this song made me think of them today#the immediate good omens brain that activated with religious imagery is insane#“only liquor anoints you” are you KIDDING ME.#cross your thoughtless heart is so crowley#good omens#go#ineffable husbands#ineffable spouses#ineffable divorce#crowley#aj crowley#anthony j crowley#aziraphale#taylor swift#my gifs#fizz originals#did i learn to make gifs only for this???? yeah#was it worth it?? yeah#old video editing experience did come in clutch#they are far from perfect but they are not Mega Ugly so#the tortured poets department#ttpd
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I apologize for NOTHING 😭😭
#Chris Evans#My husband always comes in clutch 😤#I need to find a place to put these#except for Cap#he stays on the bed
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everyday I remember the first task being 'feed the baby' and Phil giving him seeds headinhands we were NOT going to survive the first day
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Hey! You mentioned a while back that if the other dimension Dipper/Mabel/Ford might call the penthouse for advice in dealing with their Bill, and Familiar!Dipper might pick up the "call". I've been rereading the Bill v Bill series and can't get the scene out of my head. Any chance you'd be interested in writing it?
I'm certainly interested in writing it! I think there's a lot of opportunity for Shenanigans, and that's totally my jam.
The problem is: Actually Getting Around to writing it. But perhaps one day!
#answers#I do have some very amusing ideas for it#But sadly they can't all fit in the same fic#I have to carefully select which ones work best and mesh with each other to create a Structure™#Which is a whole thing#But perhaps I shall get around to it#In the meantime I'm almost done with this short 'Dipper forced to tell the truth' thing so we'll see how that goes#One potential thing I envisioned at one point was the Other Universe (or specifically that Dipper)#Trying to Spy on Bill to figure out if he could find a weakness. A crack in his defenses. A way to get that Dipper out of his clutches!!#Sadly he doesn't find any of that#He does see Bill with who he assumes is his husband though! Not sure who it is; can't see his face#Dipper doubts Bill would be taking a nap with his head on a non-hubby chest. Hugging them around the torso lying between their legs#IS that.... cuddling. No it can't be. It feels super weird to observe and now Other Dipper's uncomfortable#The person Bill's lying on is some guy who's fully clothed but it feels weirdly creepy to be watching anyway#Even though said guy is just dicking around on his phone. At one point he swats Bill for presumably no reason and that's amusing at least#Other Dipper decides he's gonna quit while he's ahead. Spying's not a great idea when who the hell knows could be going on the other end#(Our Dipper was playing a crossword and woke Bill up to provide an answer)#Clue: 'Suave' five letters. Third letter is 'u' Answer: Acute
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there’s a small yet deranged part of my brain that sometimes wishes I could have a very small head injury and the only side effect is I forget the final fifteen so I can watch the kiss for the first time again.
#if I had been wearing pearls I would’ve been clutching them#good omens#good omens 2#aziraphale good omens#crowley good omens#ineffable husbands#aziraphale x crowley#ineffable idiots
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AVOIDANT PERSONALITY FAIL: thing you apprehensively told one person about suddenly becomes a family meeting.
#avoidant personality disorder#avpd#actually avoidant#actually avpd#asked My mom if I could write to an incarcerated person after contemplating the conversation for days#looked like she'd let Me do it as long as we used a P.O. box. then BAM now we gotta discuss it with her husband tomorrow#he's a rent-a-cop and sorta protective so I might not clutch this.....#aughhh I hate having to argue My stance in front of even one person let alone TWO???? may god have mercy on My soul
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Don't mind me. Just thinking about how much I love these two💚💚💚
#dont mind me i forgot what my own tags were oops#husband#i love him so much#i love him so so much#my brain is addicted#clutch the opossum#clutch#kaibette#kaibette the genet#digital art#oc x canon#idw sonic#sonic#sonic oc#look at them#clutchbette#kaibette.art
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