#Clowndoons

[doo-odle02]

Day 7: Free day

I succeded to only do 2 genderbends during the entire week, I feel like I'm allowed to go crazy the final day. Also please don't expect me to post half as much in the futur, I'm exhausted, this was fun but I'm so tired

I had 4 ideas which I felt like would fit the final day, so I decided to do all 4 cus I'm silly like that:

1- Fav ship but yuri

I love Clowndoons, I love Clowndoons, please feed me Clowndoons

2- THE lifesteal weeding but yuri

I also really like Glitch wing duo actually, I miss Parrot, that weeding was fun

3- Lifesteal admin yaoi but yuri

I LOVED when the fandom decided to draw yaoi of these two, I miss that, I need more

4- All the girls but yuri

We love the women of lifesteal and I feel like this week reminded us of how much we need more fan content of them

[devotionduoo]

clowndoons alert raaah

[manicpixieautism]

hi lifesteal fandom i dont go here im just a honorary member as my bfs plus one but i Get It

thang i made for my bf and you all hope you enjoy

[arckade]

hi

[halcyonterror]

crying because my enclosure lacks enrichment.

shipping writing prompts please?

[casinoquartet]

We should kill him with rocks and stones and such

huh. what did he mean by this

[vitalazam]

no hard feelings

“Hey, Redd,” Clown starts as he reaches Redd, voice ever so slightly out of breath, and then he pauses awkwardly. “So.”

“So?” Redd repeats, confused as to where this is going to go.

“Our arrangement is off. From now on.” Clown states. What the fuck.

or; the fic in which Clownpierce fumbles not one but two bad bitches

[boogeyblade]

okay royal au ship talk .

zam is a disaster of a man. so is pangi, funnily enough. pangi is in love with zam, and vice versa. neither of them realize this. subz realizes this, and thinks they're both fucking idiots. newsflash. subz is also a fucking idiot.

subz and zam fall in love. they r devoted to each other wholeheartedly. it's so cringe. neither of them realize their feelings for each other for quite some time.

vitalasy and subz have known each other for forever, and they love each other, but they don't get together.

clowndoons is also a thing here. clown and redd have something going on, and it's not quite platonic and not quite romantic but a Secret Third Thing. they do not address it. swagdoons makes a few cameos but i cannot say much on it as it will spoil a future oneshot.

rek, chief and branzy r all in love. rek would write love letters to branzy and not send them. chief would later discover these letters, and since chief is married to branzy after a very drunken decision, he gets close to branzy and ends up catching feelings. so chief confronts rek and is like hey, if you tell branzy you like him i'll do the same thing, and so they do. they are so horrible about it slash positive. i hope they die

they r all insane.

[witchlightart]

clowndoons shotgunning in the casino call that gay people

[doo-odle02]

I'm so normal about them, idk what you mean

I expected the tag to get revived at least a little after their duet, but it's still so quiet in here, I'm sad

[whatareyoudoingwithamaserati]

Hello lifesteal fandom. I am here today to bring your attention to @qprsmackdown because we currently have three submissions total (a clowndoons, a swagdoons, and one for the entire smp), and we need a whole lot more if any of them want to make it into the polls. This is where I come to you for help. Do you have any duos, trios, partnerships, whole goddamn teams, if you will, that you think would make for a great QPR? If yes, please kindly go and submit them, and maybe send in a vote for one of the submissions already in the running!

Why you should do this: because we’re cool. and deadly (the deadliest SMP, dare I say). We also have complicated histories of layered betrayal & mass murder & abandonment & permadeath & marriage & complex polyamorous divorce (please go check out that post it fucking rocks), and that gives so much potential for fucked up QPRS. These are people who will kill and betray and ban each other and then instantly gear the same person up because that’s what they do. They’re enemies on-server and then off-server they’re a formidable force to be reckoned with. This is a QPR ass coded server, and I think we deserve to get them in some polls <2

BUT WAIT! I have individualized propaganda for clowndoons and swagdoons too!

I’m most familiar with clown and redd’s dynamic in season three so that’s what I’m sticking with for the clowndoons vote. They’re rivals, they’re borderline enemies, they’re almost a perfect PVP match. Clown throws out his shield and says it’s a sign of peace, to which Redd says he’s accepting it as a sign of surrender. Clown reaches out to invite Redd to join their team for the end fight, and he sounds like he’d rather throw himself off a cliff than admit he wants Redd’s help. Redd, despite his rivalry with Clown, instantly agrees and begins throwing him resources. They turn a handshake into a fistfight because they just can’t stop hitting each other. They both like power but in completely different ways. Redd is a fancy businessman who scams and kills and bargains to get what he wants while Clown is, well. He’s a clown. With a murder casino. Who also kills to get what he wants. They had a whole ass fight that took almost 15 minutes because they were equally matched in fighting skills, and Redd only lost because his helmet and boots broke. They respect each other despite also being devoted rivals, and the few fics they have on ao3 are good.

Also, this image.

And swagdoons? Well, they already have some notoriety. They’re a god and a businessman, they find each other in every universe they’re in, ash will onetap redd while also throwing him ungodly amounts of totems. They’re a communist and a capitalist for one whole season before ash revokes his communist ways and goes back to his love of scams and hoarding. They bicker and fight but also team up to pull off incredibly well-thought out scams and emotional arcs, they’re somehow stupidly devoted to each other, they’re one of the biggest ships in this fandom and I think they’re allowed a little QPR swag. As a treat.

UPDATE: SUBMISSIONS ARE NOW CLOSED

[qprsmackdown]

Full bracket update! Text version below the cut.

[Image ID: A 64 seed bracket showing three rounds completed. Matchups are as follows.

Round 1, Side 1: q!parrotduo vs jesus christ (mary magdalene) emerald duo vs Nepeta Leijon and Equius Zahhak ineffable husbands vs beeduo slimecicle vs zelink etho/skizz vs timsasha Dave Miller and Jack Kennedy vs Bob and Larry me/your mom vs Jesus Christ pt. 2 (12 disciples) samfro vs Merlin and Arthur Kaladin and Syl vs Kim Dokja, Yoo Joonghyuk (ORV) mk/mei vs Lapis Lazuli and Peridot james bond and q vs The Fellowship Of The Ring james kirk and bones vs hamlet and ophelia Mochizuki and Yoisaki vs Will Truman and Grace Adler Camilla Hect and Palamedes Sextus vs Jo March and Professor Bhaer Kimiko & Frenchie vs Poeta huevos (Ferdinand, Rododendro and Gabrelle) Kodama Sakuko and Takahashi Satoru vs Izaya Orihara and Shizuo Heiwajima

Round 1, Side 2: Scarian vs Huntlow Dogwarts vs Swagdoons poly pirates vs benchtrio renchanting vs majorwood smajor/pearl vs c!eret and c!foolish smajor/cleo vs clowndoons arenaduo vs georgia and rooney from loveless the three hunters vs gil galad and elrond and celebrian polywagon vs poly prime defenders All Of Lifesteal SMP vs greater mana polycule Polygun vs All Of The Mechs Polychives vs poly boatem Balloon/Suitcase vs Doc and Donut starfire vs mothman and bigfoot primary colors vs ocie and ceci chaos (Fable SMP) Aero and Lennie (Challenger SMP) vs OC/IRL QPR BRACKET WINNER

Round 2: q!parrotduo vs emerald duo beeduo vs zelink timsasha vs bob and larry jesus christ pt. 2 vs Merlin & Arthur Kaladin and Syl vs Lapis Lazuli and Peridot The Fellowship Of The Ring vs james kirk and bones Will Truman and Grace Adler vs Camilla Hect and Palamedes Sextus Kimiko and Frenchie vs Kodama Sokuko and Takahashi Satoru Scarian vs Dogwarts benchtrio vs majorwood smajor/pearl vs smajor/cleo arenaduo vs the three hunters polywagon vs the greater mana polycule All Of The Mechs vs poly boatem Doc and Donut vs mothman and bigfoot Ocie and Ceci Chaos (Fable SMP) vs Aero and Lennie + Michael and Mantis

Round 3: emerald duo vs ineffable husbands timsasha vs jesus christ part 2 Lapis Lazuli and Peridot vs The Fellowship Of The Ring Camilla Hect and Palamedes Sextus vs Kimiko and Frenchie Dogwarts vs majorwood smajor/cleo vs arenaduo polywagon vs poly boatem mothman and bigfoot vs Ocie and Ceci Chaos (Fable SMP)

End ID.]

[vanivanvanilla]

clowndoons? ^___^ or clownzy :3

clowndoons: i like this ship but don’t rlly think about it much. for its sensibility i don’t recall many specific interactions so i put it closer to doesn’t make sense

clownzy: my opinion on clownzy flickers back n forth between being irritated w how unavoidable it is in the fandom n being like omg they’re so fun together in canon ^_^ so i displayed it here LOL (generally i rlly like clownzy but only in canon , seeing fanon stuff tends to annoy me a lot of the time bc of oocness i think)

and ofc it makes total sense bc of their s3 n general dynamic , it’d be a lie to say tht they didn’t make sense as a ship

[halcyonterror]

Dorks and Damage TheTrashPanda (HalcyonisaVampire)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories Gen M/M

Fandom: Lifesteal SMP

Relationships:Branzy/Vitalasy (Video Blogging RPF) ClownPierce/Reddoons (Video Blogging RPF) Branzy/ClownPierce (Video Blogging RPF)

Characters: Branzy ClownPierce (Video Blogging RPF) PrinceZam (Video Blogging RPF) Rekrap2 (Video Blogging RPF) Reddoons (Video Blogging RPF) ItzSubz (Video Blogging RPF)

Additional Tags: Rekrap has ALL the jobs they're all losers no shipping only hints

Language: English

[casinoquartet]

You know sometimes I think about that one Reddoons tweet where it was like 'How much would you guys simp for me if I wore a maid outfit with cat ears' and then Clown responded with 'We need this' ?????? Why do you need to see your arch nemesis in a maid outfit with cat ears ClownPierce

i dont know about this tweet but. What

[vitalazam]

I adore little comforts, it was one of the first polyeclipse fics I saw and I adore how you wrote them together

no hard feelings MY BELOVED ough so good and painful in the best way, clowndoons has such a fun dynamic and I think you got it in one

thank you :DD clowndoons is so crunchy im glad you thought i wrote them well