#Cloaca

[awkwardandeccentric]

So I know that Blitzø using the anatomically correct term ‘cloaca’ is just a throw away joke-

But the fact that he PUT ASIDE HIS EGO and RESEARCHED the correct terminology and LEARNED HOW TO PRONOUNCE IT-

Just…10/10. Red lizard man has fallen so hard.

(How much you wanna bet that he actually knows how to spell it, too?)

[ghostcashewart]

trick or treat! could you do a gorgug by any chance?

absolutely!! gorgug and chloe even!

[kelvisthecrow]

I couldn't rest until I drew her

[neuroconflictos]

Eres quien entiende las palabras de mi mirada, sin ti, me siento lodo que se desplaza a la cloaca del eterno olvido.

Julsen Bastian

[dabblingreturns]

Based on this post by @derinthescarletpescatarian I have compiled a 1 to 10 score of how anoying I think the bad kids could be in school.

Adaine Abernant: pros: Quiet, hardworking, keeps her messy personal life mostly off school grounds. Has a very cute orb based farmiliar that she will.let others hold when having panic attacks. Neutral: has a posh accent. Older sister is bitch. Relitive disinterest in social scene. Cons: wore another school's uniform on the first day of school. Also came with a 2 ft diameter focus. Killed the lunch lady with a laddle on the first day of school so is probably violent. Family was rich. Not clear if she is rich....but if you hate rich people she seams like fair game. If you get in her face and anoy her she will tell you exactly what she thinks which can be mean. Also she's the elven oracle. But that seams to be anoying her more than anyone else. Since most of her anoying traits seamnto be anoying her rather more than anyone else ingive her a 4/10 +/- 2 for anoying.

Kristen applebees. Pros: no longer trying to convert people to her God. A boon for people watchers everywhere. Easy to avoide. Fun to watch. Not intentionally crule. Cons: messy personal life. Messy liturgical life. Awkward. Makes inappropriate jokes. 5/10+/- .5

Fig Faeth pros: Easy to avoid. (Just go to bard class) pretty cool about being famous. Seams Generally nice. Con: turns into other people to probe for information. So you think your talking to your best friend but its actually fig. Smells like clove cigarettes so bad for people with sensitive noses. Loud music may also disterb other students with sensitive ears. Generally seams to be fucking around at school while still multiple teachers favorite. 5/10 +/-4.5 if she's directly harmed you you probably hate her....but otherwise she's great.

Riz Gukgak. Pros: quiet, hardworking, relitivly reserved. Cons: awkward, high-strung, questionable fashion choices. Tried to eat the corpse of vice principal Goldenhorde. Moms a cop. 3/10 +/-1

Fabian Aramais Seacaster. Pros: generous and welcoming host. Opened his home up as a study/hang out space for everyone even freshmen. Fun to watch. Cons: rich trustfund baby who's dad's pirating may have lead o the financial ruin of your loved ones. Swings wildly between toxic masculinity as a highschool jock and the most flamboyant dude you ever met. Once shit himself in class. Drive a presumably loud motorcycle.If you have issues with money, privilege, and showboating this dude will push all your buttons. 7/10 +/-3

Gorgug Thistlespring. Pros. Soft-spoken, sweet, donated all his money to a forest reclamation project. Had a long term girlfriend and cause no drama when they broke up. Cons: awkward. Spent freshman year asking everyone if they were his dad. Keeps butting heads with barbarian teacher which is painfully to watch. Also plays really loud music on headphones. And once turned the artifice class into a jam session so loud that other teachers had to get involved. Also has a shitty bird construct name cloaca. Really unclear weather this kid us a genius, and idiot, or both. Going though his mean girl phase.....but still pretty nice. Also his parents may have sold your parents a sex lawn mower. 4/10 +/-2

[neutralitymybeloved]

I've only seen one fic kind of explore it before but Gorgug's love hate relationship with Cloaca gives me life.

I love to see Gorgug sneering at her in the van the whole drive, and then in barbarian classes when someone gets too close to hitting her, he just puts a hand infront of her and gives the person a little glare before going back to training.

Bcs she may be a bother but she's his bother

[vampirehayfever]

women, you will never understand what it's like to hide a gun in your second cloaca :/

[addrz]

Based on that one scene in the new short lol

[18catsreading]

Gorgug's intelligence roll of 4 trying to Good Will Hunting the artificer teacher's equation.

Henry: "this section over here is my name and school email, so that's not a part of the equation.

Gorgug: I thought that was in the parenthesis for a reason.

Henry: well, parentheses cuz it's the area code, right?

Gorgug: oh, okay

Henry: and the school phone number for my office, so

Gorgug: that's not one part of the triangle?

Henry: what's your name?

[shrimpoe]

Not shown: Cloaca's public rejection at the flower dance a mere week later

[dinosaurnews]

[jenlrossman]

[moist-pegging-champion]

protogens have that usbloaca, A USB port is basically a cloaca

[secretlyofthefeywild]

cosplaying gorgug for a local con and im determined to make cloaca

[ponymov]

getsa on all fours ass up eyes out cloaca aching for more

[blue-kaiman]

So me and my sibling are playing a homebrew dnd type thing

And they're coming up with the races and stuff, and we come to the topic of dwarves, i bring up an old tumblr thread abt nonbinary dwarves i saw a while ago

And this bitch says they've always hc'd dwarves as only having males, and i bring up reproduction to which they say eggs

And so we have dwarves with cloacas in our game