#Client Presentations

[sunlit-mess]

[pdpenpals]

happy to have found your blog, love the concept!

could we maybe get a confession letter from pdh!travis? 👉👈

hi!! thank you so much, anon. hope you like the liberties i've taken with this request (you didn't specify what kind of confession it was going to be!! /silly), hehe. you'd wanna hear what this lil guy has to say, but he thinks it may be a little too much.

as expected, there’s another letter waiting for you at the usual spot. sure, it’s exciting, but you can’t help but wonder how fast it takes for your “secret admirer” (as your friends like to put it, even though you insist you're just friends) to send you a reply and leave it without you being able to catch a glimpse of him. maybe you should be scared instead. is it even possible to do that? who would have so much free time on their hands to go through the trouble of this anonymous (sorta) exchange? you two apparently.

the envelope as always is the plain white ones you can easily buy in bulk for cheap. there’s no seal, but you can easily tell it’s been shut tight by glue. you look around and find no one else within the vicinity, so you decide it should be fine to open it and start reading then and there. as usual, it's left unsigned.

My dearest cruel friend,

Re: your last letter, ouch. After how I’ve bared myself to you these past few weeks, that’s how you reply? As someone who’s been in Phoenix Drop longer than I have, I don’t think that’s very “bleeding heart” (I don't think that's the actual word they use but does anyone actually memorize the school's core values??) of you. Just kidding. Sorry.

I still wonder what life would be like if I never transferred to PD. So far acads and socializing have gotten better than expected but never easier. To be honest, what I have now isn’t exactly how I thought my high school experience here would be like. This year, I imagined going out with friends more, maybe even a nightly rendezvous with someone who’s caught my eye, but my words and I are falser than vows made in wine. 

My bad, practice has been way too fun to not quote this year's play. Seriously though…

I say all that, yet here I am, spending more time at school than I should, sticking around for a while longer on campus, checking every other hour for your next letter. Before I knew it, I’d spent the majority of this semester getting to know you. Now I do, and I am sure that there’s no one else like you in this world. I guess you could say I’m absolutely smitten by you.

My friend says I should just go up to you and reveal myself already, and as much as I want to say I don’t think it’s the right time yet, or that I prefer the intimacy of being your faceless penpal (free to quarrel with you all I like in pen without being judged), I’m honestly very very afraid of what you’d think of me when we finally meet face to face. No matter how hard I try, I'll never be like said friend, forward and confident and cool.

It is as clear as day that my fate is sealed.

You’d hate to hear this, but I’ve been meaning to distract myself from our exchange by choosing to hang out more with other people, hence my slower replies. But hear me out when I say that there’ll be this little something about them that makes me think all about you, and then I’ll get upset since they will never be anything like you. So there’s no way for you to tell me that don’t think of you every day.

PS. You’ve probably figured out who I am by now, haven’t you?

[peppermint-moss]

might i be too conceptual art pilled for illustration class (transcript under the cut in case you can't read my writing lol)

commission info || ko-fi (tip jar)

panel 1: Weird Books. "Prof[fessor]", with an arrow pointing towards them. on the sketchbook it says "sketchbook thumbnails". Moss is saying "and my other idea is a vertical composition"

panel 2: Moss: "so in theory in the completed book... you would flip it at the dramatic part!" On the left of her it says: "kinda fun, right?"

panel 3: Prof: "Flipping it around is a little weird, the horizontal one probably works better

panel 4: with an arrow pointing to Moss: "VA [Visual Arts] student in an illus[tration] class who has taken multiple VA book arts classes where turning a book on its side is like the tamest thing you could do with a book form"

[remembertheplunge]

Please see transcription in preceding 3/6/205 blog. In 2017, I let several homeless men stay at different times, one or two at a time, in my house between March and October and I would see my clients at the jail (I'm a criminal defense attorney). I wanted to feel the sting of life. My younger sister Zoe wrote to me that I had abandoned my own class for the homeless and the jailed and that in allowing the homeless in, I was letting hell into my house.

I called passing out Trader Joe Bags containing food and socks an encounter. I called the bags Trader Joe Survival Kits: TJSK bags

[stabknives]

One of the many times when Christopherson snaps and has a little fit and hurts Richie. And afterwards Richie reaches out to adjust Christopher's glasses, where they're skewed, straightening them on his face. All as Richie is bruised, lip split and dribbling blood. 👍 Cool.

[cricketgutz]

The Beehive and Bees in LISA the Painful baffle me a bit bc you look at them, u look at Queen, and you're like "oh this is some really fuckin rough transphobic caricature" but then you talk to them and theyre presented as perfectly confident and level headed gay/gnc sex workers in the apocalypse. I keep thinking about one that says something along the lines of "I'm happy our community could continue to exist, though I wish it were under better circumstances"

[diverbots]

Oh fuck bro I completely forgot I drew this page.

[kyeterna]

Hellish clientele

[cipher26]

So funny that before this episode imodna fans were like “i hope they at least talk 😕” lmfao. Now we here!

[tricitymonsters]

Pulling on Amirs expensive thigh high boots just to fold them like some pirate boots while Amir is screaming in the back.

The sobbing dramatics after you put a crease in his favorite calfskin thigh highs (his eyeliner is not running don't belive him)(this is how you end up getting fitted for your own)(and amir squeezes extra money out of his clients this month to cover it)

[goldenstorm0]

Im

I'm playing music for a company townhall tomorrow

do you think

they would let me play my chemical romance

like just for shits and giggles do you think I can get away with that cause I kinda really want to

[itsays]

who else feeling super super super suicidal?

[thenighttrain]

i’m having such a busy day at work omg OF ALL DAYS why does it have to be today 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[vaporevon]

the worst part abt the ux lead being laid off is now i have to present to clients. i don’t want to </3 i suck at it </3

[niko-and-stryker]

THE SCISSORS WERE FOR NIKO LOL- also I dunno, kill something??? Do whatever

"......"

[he's still directly looking at the niko doll, brushing it up and down with his thumb, almost in a trance]

[he then picks up the scissors and stabs them into the phone, a satisfying CRUNCH echoing through the cubicle]

[he never took his eyes off the doll]

[vulpixelates]

my wife's staycation is officially over 😔😔 she just went into her little office 😔 i am in mourning