#Client 9
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got my ribs tattooed today and i cannot stress enough please do not get them if you value your life
#ramble#i did it for like. research purposes bc i have a sternum and a rib in my books#i wanted to know what it felt like#the answer was Bad#idk if it’s 9/10 tap out pain like everyone says but it’s REAL BAD!!!!!#this isn’t even a ‘DON’T do it wink wink’ DO NOT DO IT#it was a 2 hour session and i nearly threw up twice and that’s NEVER happened to me before#at least now i know how much i need to take care of my rib clients i’m so sorry for doing that to you
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#everynaruto#naruto uzumaki#volume 2#land of waves#sasuke uchiha#sakura haruno#//#love how even sasuke is side eyeing him to see what he'll do#chapter 9: the worst client
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happy 6 months to me literally being someone’s lawyer. that’s still soooo insane to me. your tumblr mutual shitposting about books is also giving legal advice and going to court
#got a rlly good 180 day eval literally put my head in my hands and cried#I’ve already had 42 clients which is wild to me#I still can’t believe I actually did it like. I Am an Attorney#technically I have been a lawyer for 9 months but I started my lawyer job 6 months ago :)
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really so fulfilling to service reactive dogs. checked in a patient that was nonstop barking and lunging while i calmly shout-asked for history from the clearly exhausted owner. she says the e.r. vet wouldn't touch him and made her feel horrible, like he's a bad dog and she's a bad owner (not making a read on that vet, she was just feeling judged), and i just really really love being able to offer reassurance now that I'm at a place where reactive dogs don't scare me. i KNOW this dude is your baby at home ma'am, i will treat him as such. love seeing owners stop being embarrassed and start feeling relief.
#it's not that I'm not careful I'm just not scared. handling reactive dogs for 9 years with no bad bites.#SO FAR.... knock on wood#i enjoy it. unique client experience you only get with reactive dogs.#m2a#work stuff#so much of this comes from experience with Joanie having leash reactivity. reactive does not equal bad mean evil!!!!
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Curious about your Narumitsu Swap AU, what pushed Wright to be a prosecutor instead of defense? By the way, does Edgeworth get disbarred in place of Wright?
im so glad you sent this twice by accident bc ill answer fr in the morning (im sleepy) but the joke answer is: the same thing that motivates everyone to become a prosecutor. maternity leave
#salaried position with benefits thats technically a 9-5 and you dont have to seek out clients#those are literally all the reasons outside of moral bankruptness#and ill go so far as to say edgeworth probably gets disbarred like two or three times
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the joys (and downfalls) of a therapist who understands fandom life
me: idk i’ve just been feeling kinda shit so i’ve been reading the ‘content warnings needed’ fanfiction.
therapist: you have to stop. you’re literally just retraumatizing yourself all over again.
me: i mean there’s not really a lot of other fics to read in the fand-
therapist, pulling up his ao3 account: there’s currently 11,630 works tagged with fluff in the 9-1-1 fandom. lies. homework for this session is to read more fluff and less angst.
#i am not joking this was an actual conversation#911 fanfiction#911#9-1-1#911 abc#buddie#evan buck buckley#evan buckley#eddie diaz#therapy#if you’re a therapist this is your client#fanfiction#bro immediately clocked my ass
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#9-7 workday+ lethal tummy aches+ LEFT MY WATER BOTTLE AT A CLIENT 45 MINS AWAY#& now my second wind is ending and leaving me nauseously hungry ebinnnnn
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You've learned the secret of living
September 12, 1988 Magic Monday
Ahhhh. The easy lift of freedom provided only by sweet, pure, jury trial.
Bill B. And I talked about it here—about how it is a thrill next to sex in living. A timeless event.
He said “I like to live on the edge of the world. I’ll be disappointed if I never get to go into space—what could be more edge of the world? And, if I go there and smoke some bad grass or whatever, I don’t care. I got to do it." And I said “Space? You have learned the secret of living! To Do. Even if to die is a part of the game.”
The William S. Jury is out. So, we shall see. I think he is innocent of receiving stolen property and of stealing a car and its parts. What the jury does is their affair. William S said “You did a good job”. John Goulart, the prosecutor, said “You did a great job of advocating. You were really good. Must be your experience. “ That made me feel so high. I said, while the trial judge was listening, “I like being in jury trial almost more than anything else. Sounds strange, doesn't it?”
I told Bill B. I’ve found home in this work. I love the people I work with. He said “That’s great”.
End of entry
Notes 9/23/2024
In 1988, I was a deputy public defender in Modesto California. Bill B. Was a fellow deputy public defender. William S. Was a client that I represented in a jury trial. John Goulart was the Deputy District Attorney in the trial.
Bill B likened jury trial to living on the edge of the world. That’s where I like to live, too. And I can get there through things like jury trial and open water (ocean) swimming. Where I could die. But it’s worth the risk to touch the world’s edge and to return to tell the story.
A post script to above entry
9/12/1988
"Well, I lost the trial and I swear it knocked the living breath outta me like a board to the stomach. I hit a nasty plain. But, I endured and jammed into trial II." (I began another jury trial at the conclusion of the William S. trial).
#journaling#writing#criminal defense#jury trial exhileration#I like to live on the edge of the world#Deputy district attorney#Deputy public defender#client (the accused) in a jury trial#9/12/1988
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i dreamt of rushing wings
[ALT ID: A digital painting of a person in a long red robe standing before a vertical loom in the darkness. They hold a candle uplifted in one hand and are turning back to look at the viewer over their shoulder. Behind them, teal and gold cranes fly off the edge of the weaving.]
#yknow when u have like. A Vision#and then u get partway thru and you're like what in the sweet fuck#yeah#my art#one of my friends always asks like 'but HOW do you have TIME to DO all these things'#and as i stand here at 1 AM knowing damn well i have a 9 AM client call in the morning#the answer is: with profound regret and such insufficient sleep orz
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so about 2 weeks ago I helped rescue this teeny little cat (5lbs!!!!), and wouldn't you know it--she has a goddamn hole in the roof of her mouth. Thankfully there is a surgical procedure to fix this (which she had on Monday) but unfortunately: it was $680 dollars.
If you would like to kick a few dollars Ms Petra's way, I would be deeply, deeply grateful. I know I had a post earlier this year asking for cat money, and many of you were so kind and generous. It's okay if you don't have anything to give. Reblogs are great too!
Like on my other post, I'm more than happy to offer my silly little computer skills in exchange for donations, just dm me with a screenshot and we can work it out.
thanks for reading. i love u all my hand computer friends
#cat gfm#sorry. i am....uncomfortable asking everyone for money! again!#with all of you know. the (gestures) everything that is happening in the world#so i've been procrastinating on publishing this post#and also just this time of year. is usually not great! for people to have extra cash on hand!#hopefully this is the last time i will ever have to do this. jfc#i usually cover these costs by taking on freelance clients on top of my 9-5 job but that hasn't been feasible for the last couple of months#but the plan is to start that back up in feb! so!!!!
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SEX WORK IS MORE TRAUMATIC AND COERCIVE THAN OTHER TYPES OF WORK YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEX WORKERS ARE LITERALLY THE DEMOGRAPHIC MOST LIKELY TO HAVE PTSD!!!!!!!!!!!! DO YOU THINK ITS A COINCIDENCE THAT MOST SEX WORKERE ARE THE MOST MARGINALIZED PEOPLE IN SOCIETY WITH THE FEWEST OPTIONS????? MANY OF THESE WOMEN ARE LITERALLY OWNED!!!!!!!!!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!
#suddenly we all have to say that sex work is actually fine to support sex workers. well its not fine#and i do still support sex workers and in a functional society that took care of its citizens no woman would have to be a sex worker#'we all sell our bodies under capitalism' you stock shelves for 9 hours a day. you sit at a desk.#these women have sex with strangers who hate women.#you think its fine that any man can easily buy a woman's body and call urself a feminist shut the fuck up#maybe read some actual sex workers accounts of the way clients would brutalize them#yes including women in porn. yes including strippers. yes including sex workers who dont work the streets#sorry saw an annoying Post too many times
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I miss my old coworkers!!! I miss having friends at work instead of passive aggressive assholes who don’t want to train me and then get annoyed when I don’t know things and act like my very existence irks them!!!!
#if this was part time I’d be able to handle it#but 9 hours a days day after day is genuinely putting me in the worst mindset I’ve had in months#like I go to my car during my break and sit there pushing tears back bc I feel alone and shunned!!!#and these are GROWN ASS WOMEN??#one of my old coworkers came in to pick up a medication the other day and when I saw her my entire body literally slumped with relief#like omg someone I know who doesn’t hate me!!!!#and we had a quick convo bc she was updating me on work tea and I was like wow I haven’t felt this happy since i started this job#almost 2 weeks ago and that was such a sad reality check lmfao#and like the only reason I got this job is bc I’m bilingual and they desperately needed that#and it’s like okay do you realize you need me?? bc I’m there most of the week the other bilingual girl is only there twice a week#and 99% of your clients don’t speak English so what’s gonna happen if I leave??#you’re going to have to find someone else and train THEM from the bottom just like me#you’re gonna be in the same position all over again!!!#this is all so infuriating
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#everynaruto#naruto uzumaki#sakura haruno#sasuke uchiha#chapter 9: the worst client#volume 2#land of waves
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my wife's staycation is officially over 😔😔 she just went into her little office 😔 i am in mourning
#she has two vacations coming up for holidays at least ;-;#it was such a nice little week tho. i am so sad it's over#her getting paid leave to make out all day every day for a week is truly a gift#we re-started the very first campaign we ever played in the system we wrote together also and it's been so fun#i hope her first day back isn't too rough :( she's so nervous about it and she has to give a presentation on tuesday#but the only clients that bugged her this past week were not her own even bc she prepped them all for it#so hopefully it won't be too bad today on her end#i've had i have nothing by whit/ney houston and unbreak my heart by toni brax/ton stuck in my head so i'm going to listen to those#perhaps on repeat#and then maybe watch ds/9#idk :( this is so pathetic but i'd gotten re-used to having her around all day and it was so nice :( missing my wife hours are here again#*dykeposting
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me agreeing to go into work on my day off to assist with a spay: what a great learning experience and an opportunity to show my boss im willing to put in the extra effort because I love surgery
me right now at midnight knowing I have to get up in 6 hours on my day off: why did I sign myself up for this when I could’ve been sleeping in and enjoying my day off after an intense week so far????
#me repeating to myself: I love my job I love my job I love my job#of course I am excited to get to be in the OR tomorrow helping with the big dog spay#but oh boy have the last few days been intense#last week I was seeing like 3-5 patients a day#this week I’ve been seeing 8-9 patients per day#which has been a massive shift in workload and stress and anxiety#don’t get me wrong I’m loving every day and enjoying learning and being a doctor#and I’ve loved my patients and meeting clients and people have being saying such nice things about me#but oh boy. I need a day off to reset and relax#begging crying screaming for the weekend to just let my poor brain melt into a puddle#dr sexy’s veterinarian journey#baz’s babbling
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to first time cat owners: please do NOT get a bengal
#ultimately i cant stop u#but it really isnt a cat for first time owners#the amount of clients i have at work telling me#the cat is too much to handle for them emotionally and physically#if u want to go for a specific breed of cat#id recommend a ragdoll#very docile friendly sweet and affectionate cats#but in all honesty go to ur local shelter and pls just get a domestic short/long hair#especially the older ones because they are GREAT for first time cat owners#also the older ones will love u so so so so so much#my 9 year old lady who i adopted at 5 is soooooo in love with me#she misses me everytime i leave the house for even one hour!#in all honesty i was born and raised with cats and i dont think i would go out of my way to get a bengal#if one came to me thats fine
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