#Cindy the tv is leaking

[lovemybluebully]

I have devised something devious in my lab and I'm taking it out on Wade bc I'm in a lee Wade mood at the moment.

We all know and love the "which spot is worse?" trope. Very evil, very flustering. But I raise you "which spot do you like more?" Because both of these assholes would rather die than admit they like being tickled. They're both very dramatic like that. It's always shit like "I dont hate it" or "Oh I love it when you put your hands on me peanut" and never explicitly saying they enjoy it. So being forced to admit they not only like it, but have a favorite spot? Combustion.

Wade loves to go back and forth with his ler. And the teasing itself rarely gets to him bc he loves the back and forth banter. But he's very good at worming his way out of things with misdirection and his unique brand of absurdity. He can easily get away with avoiding questions by answering a different question or making a sex joke and its so natural no one is ever the wiser.

So logan has him pinned, hes going back and forth between two spots, let's say sides and hips, and while hes thrashing around logan asks "which one do you like more" and Wade has no difficulty saying his hips are worse. But Logan doesnt take that as an answer, thats not what he asked now is it? Logan darts back down to drill at his hips, and repeats the question. This throws Wade for a loop, he feels the need to double down. He makes and innuendo, "That doesnt answer my question." and hands dart back up to claw at his sides. He makes a flirty joke, "Cute but not what I asked for." Hands zip down to his hips again. Now he can't say it, he's backed himself into a corner he doesn't want to say it but he can't wriggle his way out like usual. He's getting himself all worked up, frantically trying to find a way out of it but all hes doing is flustering himself because like hell is he choosing. Mind Games Mcgee has stunlocked himself and he's losing his mind. Wade spirals into thinking about which spot he actually likes more until he finally cracks and just shouts ears, and he thinks that's the end of it, but no. Logan is on the power trip of his life.

"Ears what bub, what about them?" Hes switched gears now, gently tracing the shells of both his ears now and he can actually feel them burning, Wade is whining through his giggles and squirming, Logan can't help but smirk "Are you sure, youre not just saying that to get out of this are you?" And Wade actually almost said he wasn't sure because his brain is That Fried. Logan asks again. "What spot do you like more" and Wade finally caves. When he's finally recovered and brain back online he immediately brags about how he never really answered the original question, (sides or hips) because he has learned nothing. And Logan is more than happy to give him another reminder.

Wow this ended up long, but I needed to put Wade in a jar and shake him like a bug. Hope you enjoyed this one

-Spider anon 🕷

[versacethotty]

when ainsley started shifting into an AI???? naw uh I don't play like that!!

[notastranger]

[slingerapen]

I cant stop thinking about brenda from scary movie shes everything

[mikelogan]

2024 in gifs ♡

as of December 12, 2024

post your favorite and most popular post from each month this year (it’s okay to skip months)

i was tagged by the lovely emily @katebeckets and i'm literally incapable of choosing only one favorite set so sorry in advance lmao

JANUARY

favorite: rainbow mike flanagan repeat cast members (1117) + kate siegel set (1695) most popular: spn season 5 gag reel (emphasis on gag) (2456 notes)

FEBRUARY

favorite: scenes from an italian restaurant carrie x big satc set (33) + friends 'when were you under me' set (469) + candyman 2021 cyan/orange set (557) most popular: lisa frankenstein magenta/cyan set (4752)

MARCH

favorite: smosh pink google search (213) + crystallized seasons (145) + breakfast club color palette (1323) most popular: jordan peele film parallel (1592)

APRIL

favorite: candyman 2021 magenta/blue set (242) + wish i was here blended quotes (57) + last night in soho past/present transitions (732) most popular: crimson peak ghosts (2597)

MAY

favorite: hill house luke/robin lyrics (324) + dance hall days the idea of you set (58) most popular: evil dead rise red/blue set (1683)

JUNE

favorite: i took a break from giffing throughout all of june and most of july most popular:

JULY

favorite: i only posted one gifset this month!most popular: mike logan: smirky edition (61)

AUGUST

favorite: purple repo! set (718) + blue/gold bohemian rhapsody set (200) most popular: scary movie 3 cindy, the tv's leaking (1005)

SEPTEMBER

favorite: mike flanagan shows + quote (870) + faceless midnight mass (1962) + evil dead 2013 set (773) most popular: red color isolation beetlejuice set (2083)

OCTOBER

favorite (a lot bc of my halloween event let me live): neon flanagan formula set (990) + blue/orange practical magic set (1697) + horror vhs rainbow set (413) + maxxxine soundtrack (270) + poc in horror set (1749) + purple/orange criminal intent halloween set (46) + final girls set (717) + signs blue/green set (805) most popular: houses as characters in horror (3982)

NOVEMBER

favorite: yellow color isolation the substance set (1698) + midnight mass: the art of horror quotes (683) + the good wife appreciation set (142) most popular: the substance/the shining parallels (2789)

DECEMBER

favorite: smosh vs. zombies appreciation set (105) + chappell roan lesbian flag/spotify wrapped set (150) most popular: chappell roan in a nonsense christmas (408)

no pressure tags (as always): @kathrynmhahn @connie-rubirosa @miwtual @vinnymauro @swearphil

@bo-kryzze @mulderscully @anyataylorjoys @evilvvithin @six-demon-bag

@kvtnisseverdeen @raviposting @cindylouwhos @laurabenanti @shaunashipman

@swkywalker @zen-dayas @bellamysgriffin @jackharkness @hamishlinklaters

and literally anyone else who'd like to do this! please feel free to say i tagged you!

[restinslices]

Kinktober 2024 Masterlist

My first Kinktober, how fun! I’m gonna reveal the prompts 10 days at a time because the hope is to finish but uhhhh, who knows. Plus having a 10 day goal is easier on my little noggin. Also quick PSA: if you have made a request before October, I WILL GET TO THEM! If you make a request during October, I WILL GET TO IT! Request aren’t closed! I’ll more than likely post one Kinktober prompt then one request a day a couple hours apart. Anywho, here’s the masterlist!

Batch One; Cindy… The TV’s Leaking…

October 1st - Sex Tape & Pegging W/ Johnny Cage

Johnny’s acting career hasn’t been going the best, so you decide to make a different type of movie with him

October 2nd - Praising W/ Liu Kang

After his timeline has been attacked twice, Liu Kang starts to doubt whether he’s a good leader. Good thing you’re there to whisper compliments in his ear during an intimate night

October 3rd - Pillow Humping W/ Tomas

Tomas needs you desperately, but finds that you’re not home. Thankfully though, your pillow is still there.

October 4th - Voyeurism/Exhibitionism & Dryhumping W/ Reiko

Reiko embarrassed all of Outworld when he lost in Mortal Kombat. Naturally, you have to punish him for it.

October 5th - Oral & Vibrators W/ Mileena

You bring home a few gifts from Earthrealm

October 6th - Size Difference W/ General Shao

You and Shao had an intimate relationship you kept secret from everyone. After he's imprisoned by your family for betraying them, you figure he has nothing better to do than continue giving you what you want

October 7th - Spanking W/ Alicent

Should you be upset that your secret lover is fucking Criston Cole? Probably not. Are you upset anyway? Absolutely.

October 8th - Public Sex & Anal W/ Gwayne

Hey man, sometimes you gotta fuck the homie when you’re on the road and desperate

October 9th - Dacryphilia & Orgasm Control W/ Luke Castellan

You thought you’d never see Luke after he betrayed you. You especially never thought you’d be having a sleepover like old times. Since you’re both alone though, maybe there’s something else you can do like old times

October 10th - DP W/ Syzoth

Two dicks? Two dicks.

[cigaretteparty]

cindy the tv is leaking

[jasmancer]

the way regina hall delivers lines is so good. I think abt the way she said "Cindy the TV is leaking" once a week

[mewwon]

Cindy... the tv is leaking..

[38-32-40]

Cindy, the TV's leaking.

Subsequent hump matched Cosplay

[chillingwithtavesss]

Hey, hello, how you doing? Random question anon here! I see the drama of Gerber baby tantrum and wanted to give you a break.

Ready?

You sure?

Ok!

1. If a cow says moo, and a pig says oink, what color is the left shoe?

2. Do you know the Konami code?

3. Why did you eat my tendies?

4. What's your favorite weird dream that you've had?

5. Can you say hi to your third toe from the left? it feels lonely.

6. LOOK OUT!

7. Did you know Elvis gave away about 200 Cadillacs in his life time?what color did you get? Mine is 7.

8. Did you duck?

9. Do you have tattoos? If yes, why is your mirror leaking? If no, you better catch your nose.

10. What should I name my smut fic? Netflix and chill or Amazon and strap on? Perhaps Paramount and let her Mount? Tubi and do me? Hulu and hump?

11. Would you go see a movie, if the sweater was red?

12. Serious question now... Would you accept an invite to a tea party from a puppy named cat?

13. Most important question of the day... Have you eaten, drank water, and given yourself some grace today?

P.s. remember, you can't go backwards if you step off the moon to order pizza.

P.s.s they know you have the diamond, run.

Finally answering this !

1) ughhhh not sure how to answer this…blue ? lol

2) up , down , up, down , left right…I think it’s been a minute

3)I was hungry man…Im sorry

4) I have so many of these lol I can’t think of one specifically. But I’ve had many where I was flying so it would probably be one of those

5)

6)

7)

8) I actually did lol 😂

9)Lmao this has nothing to do with anything but this question made me think of scary movie & Brenda telling Cindy that the tv was leaking 💀

10)Paramount and let her mount 💀💀💀💀

11)

12)Hell yeah !

13)I’ve done all the above thankfully

For the last part of this

[versacethotty]

????

[noonemournthewicked]

Cindy!!!!!! The tv leaking

[jacobmooreillustration]

cindy the tv is leaking...

my take on the book or the movie whichever you prefer 📺

[worstactress]

This job hunt is slowly eroding the little cognitive ability I have left. Cindy the tvs leaking etc

[samkuchingdraws]

#OctoberDechART Day 8 Horror Films Pencil on paper. 

For this prompt, I have decided to go with something fun. Recognise her? Well, if not, then I would probably need to work more on my portrait drawing skills. Anyways, it’s Brenda from the Scary Movie franchise!