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You know what? the best supernatural spin off would have nothing to do with the Winchesters and instead would be about Samuel motherfucking Colt because dude absolutely had something going on. And was tripping absolute balls all the fucking time
Dude not only builds a literal kills almost all gun (that no one knows how it works exactly), he also built a fucking devil’s gate and the series of railroad tracks that formed a giant devils trap in the middle of fucking nowhere Wyoming that was somehow also a great fucking hotspot to talk with Lucifer in the cage. Why the fuck would he build a devil’s gate and then the devil trap protecting it? Why could this dude not be normal? Not to mention He also fought a Phoenix!!! A Phoenix! The only Phoenix that has ever been reported to exist and whose ashes are the only thing that can kill the literal mother of all monsters. Which he somehow mails to Sam and Dean in the future using a phone from several years in the future that he literally just got earlier that afternoon.
Dude was on some serious shit. Man was definitely receiving the most violently random prophetic visions from god. Dude literally went, it came to me in a dream and built a weapon that’s literally still confounding people generations later and would function as a key to a fucking devils gate that would literally be the first step in so much shit going down in so little time generations later . Wouldn’t have even surprised me if they also said he was responsible for Ruby’s knife.
He also, most importantly, is from the wild wild fucking west!!! How cool would a show about that be? A fucking genius inventor hunts monsters in the Wild West while some being he knows nothing about but deeply suspects is giving him blueprints for big, wild things and weapons for how to stop them, or at least slow them down.
#also he thinks the colt is cursed???? what’s up with that? like o could understand if it came with any life threatening fine print#but from what we’ve seen it’s pretty much soley useful#but something had him scared of it#so much so he wouldn’t even lend it to Sam someone who was clearly in his profession and he thought was decently skilled#It also would be an awesome chance to bring back the demon belphegor#you know the sassy ARCH DEMON OF DISCOVERIES?!?!??!?#A sassy demon would play off so well against a bone tired cowboy Hunter I can’t even#Abd then it’s like who sent him?#is it part of Lucifer’s plan?#Heaven’s#is this just another side story that Chuck got a little to invested in?#or is Belphegor just hear for a couple of laughs#Samuel Colt a fucking legend#a good time and a chance to fuck up a dude’s night?#god CW hire me I could be sooo good#like a western horror dramedy? god yes#throwing thoughts to the void#supernatural doesn’t so much have good ideas as it trips and stumbles into the occasional earth shattering concept.#the CW are cowards and they need to hire me#supernatural#supernatural belphegor#Samuel colt#spn#the winchester brothers#sam winchester#dean winchester#lucifer spn#heaven spn
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Leo: *says something stupid*
Jason: I'm leaving you for Percy.
Annabeth: Fine! Then I'm gonna make out with Piper!
Percy: Wtf just happened?
Leo: You lost one blond, gained another, and turned me into your NEMESIS!!!
#Leo: *starts chucking fire balls at Percy*#Jason: *laughing* *picks up Leo and carries him away*#idk wtf this is#but im not sorry#percabeth#jercy#valgrace#pipabeth#percy jackson#jason grace#annabeth chase#leo valdez#piper mclean#percy jackson and the olympians#heros of olympus#trials of apollo#pjo hoo toa
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i need to draw scenes from my VALshrue roleswap au but i have this fuckass job
#🐉#badly want to draw odessa being told by carson that she can shill energy drinks or be hallowed and forced to say what he wants her to anyway#and then beating him up. and shrue!VAL talking to chuck harm about families and laughing ruefully when he says he never really wanted one.
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The funniest shit to me is still the fact that Charlie has a girlfriend but also just. Keeps ending up with a 1-episode toxic yaoi situationship per season
#like. yes him and pim yes#but theyre the buddies in the buddy duo show thats a given#but Mip? James? whatever the fuck is happening with alan? wild. iconic.#smiling friends#charlan not exactly toxic anymore tho charlie told alan his boundaries were crossed and alan kinda apologized#(but also charlie bestie you were laughing the whole time he sucked on your nose)#(like...mmm...ok chuck ok)
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Sometimes I sit down to think about the true ramifications of how / what the Fizz Bots are to Fizzarolli,
Imagine robotic clones ( sexual, at that ) being made of you and they are not only modeled after you in physical appearance, but have a likeness to your personality, mannerisms and general demeanor. Imagine they say the things you would, possibly act in the same way you would.
What's worse, is that they're made in your likeness in real time; their production / manufacturing ages along with you,
Imagine you SEE these things being assaulted, used & abused in public; these clones take it all with a smile. Soulless, mindless... But as if that's not enough, then realizing that they may just have sentience. Or at least, they give off the impression they do. And on top of ALL that... they have chunks of your memories, your past; they're you, but at the same time, they aren't,
What do you do with that information? How do you treat them ( yourself? )? What's the end game?
#ㅤ good morning & welcome to Kraehe's 4AM brain; i love Kitty with my heart & soul but FUCK this shit is creepy#ㅤ i don't envy Fizz - not one bit. it's interesting to think about all this because it makes you wonder if her individuality / sentience-#ㅤ -even matters. she KNOWS it doesn't ( it's logical ) & it's not like she has an identity crisis about who / what she's supposed to be#ㅤ but FUCK man it's creepy creepy creepy still! & i'm always eager to explore that; i love Kitty but she's OFF PUTTING. they all are!#ㅤ the little sentience we see is obviously a gag & mainly played for laughs ( i'm sure the masses WANT them to appear like they suffer )#ㅤ but it still makes you think & wonder. anyway - like i said i love Kitty but I definitely do not shy away on the fact of what she is.#ㅤ she's SUPPOSED to make Fizz ( and others but mainly him ) uncomfortable; she's strange & off putting & ( one could even argue ) a-#ㅤ -bastardization of Fizz himself. giving her a different color palette and a lady's voice doesn't change shit...#ㅤ Fizz is NOT obligated nor should he see these things as real; they aren't WHICH IS WHY his views on the Fizz bots as a whole makes#ㅤ -it so fucking interesting for me to consider when writing out interactions Kitty! it's so fucking fun...#⠀﹙ ➛ 𝐊𝟕𝐓𝐓𝐈.𝐄𝐗𝐄 ﹚⠀:⠀ㅤmoderator 🎀 me tome un selfie,#⠀﹙ ➛ 𝐊𝟕𝐓𝐓𝐈.𝐄𝐗𝐄 ﹚⠀:⠀ㅤheadcanons 🎀 chuck a cupcake,
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Chuck absolutely loves Astronomy, especially Astrometry and Astrogeology. You wanna talk exoplanets and star systems? You wanna know all the names?
He's your guy.
He even founded the Exoplanetology club on Atlantis.
Yup, totally canon.
#Radek made him a custom telescope - engraved and everything#Evan painted his favorite star system on the ceiling in his quarters#Laura will sit there and let Chuck talk for days#she doesn't remember it - but she loves that her bestie is so excited#Rodney goes to Chuck knowing the guy ALREADY named -insert space thing-#and Rodney doesn't have the brain space to remember all of them#John will help him come up with names - Chuck rarely uses them but they both have a good laugh about it#Teyla goes stargazing with him and their club every single time despite not being a member#Ronon enjoys hearing about the crazy planets - Rain's glass? Electric ice ocean? Eternal night with a dead star? Yeah he is here for that.#sga#chuck the technician#chucknician#twotaleshc#astronomy#Astrometry#Astrogeology#Exoplanetology
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My toxic trait is no matter how a man looks if he has tattoos he’s 20x more attractive
like my bf is hot (and it’s not one of those awkward times where only i think he is like everyone tells me he is) but i genuinely think 90% of it is he’s covered in tattoos
when we first met i was like “yeah he’s cute” then he lifted his head and i saw his neck tattoo and id pretty much resigned myself to him idk
#a man could be a pure minger#then chuck some half decent tattoos on him and you’re away laughing#swear down#lover posting
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just skipped to the miss power special so I could understand a lot better what people were talking about… let me tell you lives were CHANGED.
#THE TWO BRAINS MOMENTS WERE SOO GOOD#I love how he was done w her shit since moment one#that attitude is ALLL stevens#tb only broke down the moment that cheese was mentioned#but that was probably squeaky getting desperate#his scene were SO STEVEN CODED#he’s literally trying to lecture wg im not ok…………#THE MENTOR IS STILL INSIDE OF HIM#sorry for rambling abt my blorbo so much#CHUCK IS A FRICKING RESELLER I GASPED WHEN HE SAID THAT#I almost cried when wg exploded at him TT#Tobeys look when he’s getting insulted by wg :(((( his dreams were shattered right there and then#AND THE BUTCHER MAN HIS REACTION MADE MY HEART HURT#miss power only insulting the most thoughtful villians is just soo…….. :((((#also wg in her villain era let’s go#im not saying the villians deserved it…. buuuuut#im glad she got to seriously snap at least ONCE#lastly SALLY??? TEAMING UP W THE VILLAINS?????#THAT WAS SO COOL#the im here to trade wife for all this stuff. I mean trade all this stuff for my wife.. I am very nervous…..#THAT BIT MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD#ok back to two brains#I was pausing every single time he appeared on screen#his reactions were INMACULATE#I love thinking that in the prison cell he was genuinely disappointed in wg#the look he gives when mentioning her made me so sad :(((#and this fits so well into one of my headcanons that I don’t have time to explain#THE LOOKS OF PURE HATRED AND CONFUSION HE GIVES TO MISS POWER… ok I ran out of tags I talked too much#wordgirl#ramble
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(I'm late bc time zones, but—) niche SGA thoughts!
Chuck teaches yoga on the side. And he's really really freaking good at getting people to do yoga who don't gravitate towards it. IT specialists who sit at the computer for 10 hours. Marines who make fun of that woo woo stuff (but are now free of that persistent hip pain for the first time in six years).
Kate Heightmeyer is a party animal. Beneath that calm demeanor is someone who dances on tables.
If you're new and homesick, you go to Lorne. He has the good chocolate. And he lets you vent.
Atlantis regularly plays matchmaker by trapping people in transporters together. If she likes you and she thinks you should get to know person x better, boom. Transporter malfunction. It happens so often that when a real malfunction happens, people don't believe it and start making out in the hopes of getting it to work again. (What do you want from us, that was a perfect kiss—what do you mean a loose crystal in the second panel... oh god)
When the botanists discover a plant that is exactly like Earth's coffee plant (after they run out of the real stuff), Rodney sends out a memo that nobody is allowed to make fun of them ever again.
no such thing as being late! i will always welcome niche headcanons!!
1) omg yes!!!! chuck teaching yoga is so sweet omg teyla would LOVE his class and i think sometimes he would let her lead a warm down meditation
2) i can 100% see kate being a party animal 😂😂 she suggests basically throwing a rager after the siege and everyone assumes it's for General Stress Relief but they realize very quickly it's because she specifically wanted to go wild 😂
3) lorne is so soft and so caring and so sweet i can 1000000% see that and i love it so so much!!!!! evan lorne my beloved, he turns an unused room near his quarters into a Comfort Space for people to use
4) YES john and rodney get trapped the most (both with each other and pretty much every other person in the city) bc atlantis wants her boys to be happy. john and rodney both hate this and regularly try to talk atlantis out of it because "really, you don't need to play matchmaker for us. we're fine! happy even! please stop!" she does not stop
5) rodney catches someone talking shit about botany and he bans them from having coffee for a month. no one says a word about them again 😂
#THESE ARE ALL SO GOOD THANK YOOOOOOU#im genuinely loving this#this is so much fun#i love chuck teaching yoga so much#that's so cute i love it#it starts off with everyone asking him how he can stand doing 10-14 hour shifts in the control room and he's like#yoga. helps my back#everyone is like ???? is it magic yoga??#chuck just laughs and is like here lemme show you#also matchmaker atlantis is GOLD#beautiful#thank you for sharing!!!!!#asks#chuck the technician#kate heightmeyer#evan lorne#rodney mckay#atlantis#sga#stargate atlantis
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Amanda Grayson with her Hubby and Stepson
#I wanted to redesign Amanda Grayson bc I like her flamboyant old woman look but when she's young they always style her look very bland#and proper...and I want her to look like kind of a hippie teacher mess#Amanda & Sarek - annoying girl x killjoy guy#we are each insufferable in our own unique ways#Amanda has a way of getting to people - whether it's good or bad depends on the person but she's someone you remember and who it's easy to#end up talking to for hours and Sarek realizes this too late...before he even knows whats happening he's grocery shopping with this woman as#they both complain about how BRIGHT the store lights are#Sarek: (on date number five) ..........I have a son by the way / Amanda: Aw shit. Let's go to chuck E Cheese.#Amanda goes into Sarek's quarters for the first time and is like this place is AWFUL!! and by the end of the week she's redecorated.#She built him a bedside table. He bought her a pair of gaudy earrings which she loved but didn't get herself during one of their shopping#trips bc she exclaimed 'Ugh! Who do I think I am!?' and speed walked away#Also last bit of personal lore but Amanda told Sarek (as a joke) that before they got married he should ask her father first#(she said this bc Sarek asked her to marry him on like the second date since Vulcans don't date - she said no)#so when Sarek meets Amanda's father he asks the man to marry him - misinterpreting her words (Amanda DIES laughing)#Sarek seems straight but tradition is tradition - if he has to marry Amanda's dad before he can marry her he'll deal with it#Stepmom Amanda swag...she's gonna give this grumpy lil boy a piggyback ride and giggle about his dad with him#anyway...I like this version of Amanda - she makes her own kombucha and insists you take a jar home with you#Sarek/Amanda#star trek#star trek art#Sarek#Amanda Grayson#sarek art#amanda grayson art#bea art tag#Sarek calls Amanda : dear darling beloved blossom my heart etc#Amanda calls Sarek: elbows knees bigntall sharpie etc#the times she calls him stuff like 'honeycake' and other such stupid-sweet things are times he pretends to find baffling but cherishes 4ever#couple that has a list of things to ask before they eat at a new place#Is it vegetarian? Is it kosher? Is it organic? Is it spicy?
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Grell and Othello are mean girl besties and would never ever date eachother but Othello uses endearments like "my dear Grell" all the time because he knows doing so is good for her ego and is the easiest way of getting her to do whatever heavy lifting he wants her to do even if she does complain about it
Also she's let him cut her open and examine her before because they're both so very normal with how they show affection and the like
#kuroshitsuji#grell sutcliff#othello kuroshitsuji#he gets her to just carry him around sometimes because he's too lazy to walk#and simply laughs when she inevitably fucking chucks him away from her like throwing a cricket ball
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Wes, it's a drumkit. Not a Whack-A-Mole™ machine.
#God bless John and his incredible patience. What a nice fucking dude. Any other drummer would've chucked a drumstick at him lmao#but I just love how much fun they have on stage with each other.#John always has the most genuinely sweet smile. His crazy ass bandmate his making him laugh and that's what it's all about.#Sam's like I don't have time for this mess byeeeeee.#and Fred has no fucking clue about the tomfoolery going on behind him. Fredrick go get yo child pls. He a menace.#I don't want to steel the thunder from John's cuteness today too much as it is JOM.... but WES' DELTOID MUSCLES. GODDAMN.#k I'm done I swear#John Otto#Wes Borland#Sam Rivers#Fred Durst#Limp Bizkit#nu-metal#Get in loser. We're going to the Mathews Bridge for John Otto Monday.#down the rabbit hole#lucy the rabbit's video edits
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I think probably the biggest irony of Ruju being such a notorious college bully is that if he ever saw any other asura picking on his usual targets, he'd go after them with NO hesitation. He claimed it was because they're 'infringing on his territory,' but that didn't really explain him going out of his way to retrieve and return stolen items, intervene when someone is being ganged up on in a fight (comparing the attacking group to skritt to boot) and even keep a strangely protective eye on those that are injured or otherwise can't fight back.
In many ways it made him sort of a 'lesser evil,' the type who might cause his fair share of grief but was comparatively harmless; Ruju's original goal was to imitate the worst of the worst after all, not to actually become them. But it certainly had to send some mixed signals, that's for sure--
... Ruju also tended to go strangely easy on anyone who helped with his homework. His usual go-to might've been trying to get others to do it for him, but what he really needed was a tutor. He just wasn't willing to admit that since it's what got him bullied most when he was younger. 👍
#my posts#gw2#gw2 asura#guild wars 2#I have not stopped thinking about his college years...#he did at least show some signs of who he'd eventually become is the thing#he just kept that more protective nature closely hidden#little guy might've been a terror but he was a terror to the OTHER worse terrors too#and since they thought he was for real he rarely ever had to actually prove it.#(he COULD still fight when he had to tho... I'm sure there were incidents)#as an aside there's definitely a certain comedy in the homework deal#since he usually picked on asura with low or mediocre grades#which means. the ones he was making do his homework prob gave him Cs HHFJDJFUD#he gets it back and just becomes the tails gets trolled meme because it's barely better HFHDBFHHD#Ruju was always kind of a goofball even back then#almost feel like at times the kids he messed with had to hold back a laugh#because he'd do stuff like that which is kinda hilarious but he'd be SO mad if they laughed#anyway. chucks this into the void too#Commander Ruju#Ruju the Spitfire
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DUSTICE FOR DUSTIN!
DUSTICE FOR DUSTIN!
#chuck taylor#im so glad were all laughing at my dyslexia /pos /gen#MY WIFE IS CRACKING AND HANDSOME AND HAS A GREAT BODY LET HIM WIN#if anyone is pinning him it should be me while we[gets shot]
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Caught up on the last two eps of Sunny, Frank vs Russia was literally a top tier episode. Danny deserves an Emmy for the butt plug chess scene
#iasip#I was crying by the end#Haven't laughed so hard at sunny start to finish since like season 10#Dennis catfishing Mac just to get him out of the apartment when he's being annoying is so real#Also this ep finally had some substantial Dee content finally cause where has she been?!#My one criticism of the season so far has been criminal lack of Dee#The newest ep was the weakest of the season so far imo but I still had some good chucks
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I have a 3 y/o and it's after turkey day and she developed the Sniffles this weekend so today we laid on the couch and binged Mickey Christmas movies/specials and Duck the Halls (2016) was one of them and I just have a couple of questions that I'd like to ask the furry fanfic whump authors that were sitting in that writers room pitching ideas, chief among them....... Why?
#like yall were not slick i see you lmao#girl what were YOU doing at the devil's sacrament .jpg#one of those 'makes no goddamn sense. compels me tho' things for real#look it was on in the background while i was making alfredo and like#i dunno!!!!!!!!#anyone feeling weird abt diving into the monster/animal physiology of their fav anthro characters don't even worry about it is all im sayin#the big mouse done done it Apparently#get weird with it who even cares#donald almost dies of hypothermia bc hes a duck that didn't fly south and his friends rush to save him this is the most#trope heavy#whumptastic#furry fanfic writing shit ive ever seen in a cartoon aimed at kids like i'm laughing this isn't a good example#furry fanfic writers do it better#at least they play it straight and dont chuck it under a goofball lense skjdasfkla I DUNNO *throws hands*#i have to laugh i don't know i'm rotating that stupid 20 minutes in my brain and it won't get out#personal
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