#Christmas Vaction

[alvinmichaelmurphyseville]

🎶"You can be my bodyguard. I can be your long lost pal. I can call you Brittany. Brittany, when you call me, you can call me Al. You can call me Al."🎶

"I figured out the emoji thing. They're still limited though. Oh well, at least I got my music notes. I've been on a Paul Simon kick lately. Haha yes, I know, Paul Simon. I see the irony. Wait, is that irony?"

"Anyway, I've been warming up to the nickname Al recently. I used to hate it because it sounded way too elderly for me, but that was just me being a judgmental dude. It's a cool way of shortening my name when nobody knows which version of me they're talking to. Classic Alvin/Alvin 2.0/Albert."

"Moving on, let's talk CHRISTMAS VACATION!!! Hey, if I'm 3 people rolled into one, should I have made Santa 3 Christmas lists? Oops, that's Classic Alvin talking. I think. Maybe I should just have broke my list up into 3 separate sections or somthin'."

"I"M SO HAPPY TO NOT BE IN SCHOOL RIGHT NOW!!!! Time for nothing but 2 FULL WEEKS OF FUN!!!!"

[jumbosvg]

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[charmcoindied]

watching grease because i have been thinking about it lately for some reason and i haven't seen it in one million billion years. i think we should bring back animated intro sequences for movies it's very fun. national lampoon's christmas vaction does this as well it's charming

[maleficentfanatic99]

*Home Alone Double Feature Review*

Hello guys, Maleficent Fanatic 1999 here once again.

Today I'm gonna do a review of Home Alone Double Feature.

So anyways I'm gonna review on the first one, and we'll get to the sequel "Lost In New York" for the last one.

So in the beginning of the first movie?

It has a boy name "Kevin McCallister" who doesn't love his family because he didn't get any Pizza.

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Then after that Kevin's Family was disappeared, so that means he can do whatever he wants while the McCallister's Family goes on Vacation.

After that it has Gangster Johnny from the movie called "Angels of Filthy Souls" Kevin used it to scare the "Pizza Guy" and "Harry and Marv"

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Then after that Harry and Marv got arrested for ruined Kevin's Life, and his got Home from Vaction.

So that's based the story of this movie is?

I really love the first Home Alone movie, and it's a hilarious movie.

The first one deserves some positive reviews.

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No negative reviews whatsoever at all.

Now let's get into the story?

The story in this movie is outstanding.

Well get to Harry and Marv later.

The characters are great,

The music is brilliant,

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Everything in this movie looks awesome.

BTW? My favorite scenes of this movie where Kevin used Gangster Johnny to scared off The Pizza Guy aftee he ordered a Pizza for himself.

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Kevin used it again to scare Harry and Marv away after he breaks in the House.

My favorite quote of this movie is "Keep The Change Ya Filthy Animal!" and "KEVIN LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO MY ROOM!"

I was cracking up so hard every time. I hear the quote of this movie that quote was fucking funny.

That's all I want to say for that.

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NOW LET'S GET INTO THE WORST VILLAINS IN THIS MOVIE?!?!

THE WORST VILLAINS IN THIS MOVIE NOT A THAN?!?!

HARRY AND MARV!!!

LIKE SERIOUSLY?!?!

BOTH OF THEM ARE THE WORST VILLAINS IN THIS MOVIE!!!

THEY'RE TRYING TO GO INSIDE KEVIN'S HOUSE AND DOING THIER JOBS AND RUINED KEVIN'S LIFE LIKE WHAT THE FUCK!!!

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THANK GOD HARRY AND MARV GOT ARRESTED FOR DOING EVIL STUFF AND I WAS FUCKING CLAPPING RIGHT AFTER BOTH OF THEM GOT ARRESTED!!!

Sorry for me being harsh, because I'm getting pissed the fuck off about what Harry and Marv has done.

So there's nothing I could say, I really enjoyed the first movie.

After all the 1st movie gets a 10/10. "It was Awesome and Masterpiece!"

Now let's get into the sequel "Home Alone 2: Lost In New York."

So in the beginning of the sequel.

It has Kevin McCallister, and his Family goes to the Christmas Show and doing a performance.

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Then after that they all went to vacation, while Kevin goes inside the Limo with the Card for going to the Hotel Room see Hector who was working at the Hotel Room get himself some snacks for the room.

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Then after that Kevin McCallister was watching the sequel called "Angels with Even Filthier Souls" which is has Gangster Johnny in it.

After Harry and Marv goes to New York to find Kevin ruined his life just like in the 1st Movie.

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Then after that there's the "Turtle Dove Lady" who saved Kevin from Harry and Marv.

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All that stuff so that's the base of the story is?

I really enjoyed the sequel, and it's one of the best sequels that I watched.

This sequel deserves some positive reviews.

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No negative reviews whatsoever at all.

The story in the sequel is great, I love the story.

We'll get to the villains later?

The music is brilliant and emotional, just like in the first movie.

The background is cool.

The characters are great.

Like The Turtle Dove Lady is a great character in "Home Alone 2: Lost In New York."

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Everything in the sequel looks awesome.

BTW? My favorite scenes in the sequel where Kevin goes in the Hotel Room to play "Gangster Johnny" on the TV to scare off Hector, and the others and leave the Hotel for the escape.

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My favorite quote of the sequel is "Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal and a Happy New Year!" and "KEVIN?!?! YOU SPEND 967 DOLLARS ON ROOM SERVICE!!!"

Like these quotes it's very funny, and I was laughing so hard at those quotes.

Now let's get into the "Hotel Manager" before we move on to "Harry and Marv" last for the worst Villians.

So as for "Mr. Hector" from the sequel he's a weakest character. He's not that bad as "Harry and Marv."

So yeah, that's all I want to say for that.

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NOW LET'S GET INTO THE WORST VILLAINS AND THE SEQUEL?!?!

THE WORST VILLAIN IN THE SEQUEL PAST BE?!?!

HARRY AND MARV!!!

HARRY AND MARV ARE THE WORST VILLAINS IN THE SEQUEL!!!

NOT JUST THAT BOTH OF THEM ARE THE WORST VILLAINS IN THE FIRST MOVIE!!!

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I'M GLAD BOTH OF THEM GOT ARRESTED FOR RUINED KEVIN'S LIFE JUST LIKE IN THE FIRST MOVIE!!!

Yeah, I apologize for being harsh once again, I'm getting pissed off at Harry and Marv for what both of them has done.

I really enjoyed the sequel, so after all?

Home Alone 2: Lost In New York gets a 10/10. "It was Awesome and Masterpiece."

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NOOOOOOO!!!

MY RANT WILL BE "HOME ALONE 3!!!" OH MY GOD WHY?!?!

I WILL SAY THE THIRD ONE IS BETTER THAN THE OTHER SEQUELS!!!

Well see you guys later on my Home Alone 3 Rant.

So until then peace out everybody!

[dolyshirt68]

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[rainbowjay20]

Image Heavy after Cut

Sandi with her presents. First, her sweater/pjs are new. Purple fleece, velour, whatever they are, they are soft and fluffy, just like Sandi likes them.

The squishmellow pillow thing came from the Dollar Store, and since she won't be winning any steak eating contests any time soon(very few teeth and all recently she's 13), most toys are not comfortable for her to carry around. She kind of looked at it like, "Really, Mom? Have I no dignity?" However, when I took it upstairs for her to sleep as a pillow where her head falls off the side of her bead, she stayed on it and liked it. I figured she would. She's been laying on my ancient(like old enough to drink) tempurpedic bed. She's actually slept on the bed a few times now that she can get down safely. She had steps before, but they weren't quite high enough.

The second requires more of a story. I bought her a crappy discount bed around October from a big name, PetStore, that claims to be intelligent. She loved it. Why, oh, WHY?! Why do they love the crappy ones? She made it quite clear that she would only sleep on this bed. Not the 2 $70(USD) bought for her birthday a few years ago, customized. The $15 sale rack bargain basement cheap fucking bed. I love her, even when she is being a little shit.

So here I was hauling this bed up and down the stairs morning and night. I love my baby. At least that was what I repeated over and over again while walking those steps. So I resolved to get a second for her for Christmas.

At first, I couldn't remember which store I had found it in. No other store had anything close. It is one piece, and it doesn't have that little raised edge that all the other beds have. That seemed to be what she was liking. I finally located the bed online.

It was from that retailer I carefully didn't mention before, and they had discontinued it. I found the key to looking for that type of bed was bohemian style and indoor/outdoor. The one I bought is a close approximation. Or at least I thought it was,brought to you by the Warrior Women who used to sell books website.

Not really the same size, but she loves it, so good. I did have to cover the top with a blanket of course. Everything is covered with blankets. And I don't have to haul up and down stairs. Good deal all around.

I went back and looked. The confusion was that, even though I used the measurements, I didn't look at what the measurements were for. Turns out, not the bed!

Then I saw what the current price was. I said, "I know I didn't pay that. I have before when times were better, but money is tight. I'm on disability and the $15 bed was a splurge. I always go crazy at Christmas, though. I just plan for it. But I know I didn't pay that!

I'm like freaking out in my head, thinking maybe late night, Ambien induced shopping,(been there, done that had to remove apps off my phone so they were harder to access) stroke of Christmas glee or did I just lose it? Then I hunted down my original receipt.

I'm good with that. Hell of a sale.

I also had a good Christmas. Good presents, good food, good family. Missed the ones that aren't with us anymore but thought of them often. I even found a letter my Dad had written my niece when she was born and framed that for her. That wasn't from me. From me, she got a book on existentialism. She just graduated with a degree in Psychology. My nephew got a book on Les Paul vs Gibson. My SIL got Pottery Tools and My Bro got a coding joke t-shirt. I got a coat and storage bins. From my Aunt I got organizers(sensing a theme?) and my cousins got me gift cards and pictures of their kids for my family tree wall.

I almost forgot. I got a pair of brookstone heated slippers and a reverse coloring book from my niece and her boyfriend. He got from me a bunch of movies. He wasn't really a movie person before he met my niece. My Bro and family have been alowly teaching him about crappy movies. I found a whole stock pile of things like The Lego Movie and Vaction in Discount racks. Filled the box. The interesting part was this. I'm good with wrapping standard packages. And Box, right? I had sheets of square paper. He had dragons because I ran out of the 40 year old Ziggy cartoon paper I found in the attic that I used for everyone else's packages.

But square paper+square box=EZ, right?

I.

HAVE.

N E V E R.

HAD SUCH TROUBLE WRAPPING A PACKAGE.

I tried one way, and it crumbled. I went the other way it ripped. I was the one who wrapped packages when they needed to be wrapped. I tend to prefer bags as they are recyclable. Like, I've been using the same bags since the 90s. T-shirt boxes too, if you open them carefully. I always try to save tissue paper, too. Money saved is money earned.

My Dad was a different story. Couldn't wrap a package for a million dollars. He objected to the idea of gift bags; he said the fun was in opening a present. Granted, as he got older, he had trouble with his hands, and that could have been part of the problem. Both his father and my Mom's father worked for 3M, so there was always tape to spare, and he used it. I use a plethora of tape as well, but all done invisibly, so you can't unwrap it easily. But my Dad started having trouble with that tape dispenser and keeping track of the end of the tape. So he grabbed the next nearest thing. The stapler. He started using gift bags but stapling them closed, rendering them unreusable. AAARRGGHHHH!!!! I finally told him to leave them on the table, and I would wrap them them.

Back to this year and the unwrappable square box. My Dad had not been comfortable at first with my niece's boyfriend as he was not from the same socioeconomic background. He was Baptist, we are Catholic. There were a few differences that my Dad felt insurmountable. My feeling is that his spirit was there while I was trying to wrap that present. I felt it was a tacit approve of him from beyond. I told this to my niece and she also agrees.

[showmeurjazzhands]

jeff blim could do clark griswald but chevy chase could not do mr davidson

[kingsnorthportfolio]

[mannytoodope]

Eddie:   Sorry the older kids couldn't make it“Yeah, I got the daughter in the clinic, getting cured off the Wild Turkey. And, the older boy, bless his soul, is preparing for his career.”

Clark: College?

Eddie: Carnival.

Clark: You got to be proud.

Eddie: “Oh, yeah. Yeah, last season he was a pixie-dust spreader on the Tilt-O-Whirl. He thinks that maybe next year, He’ll be guessing people’s weight or barking for the Yak woman. You ever see her?”

Clark: No.

Eddie: “She’s got these big horns growing right out above her ears. Yeah, she’s ugly as sin, but a sweet gal. And,  some kind of a good cook.

Clark:Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?

Eddie: Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark.

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[yummytiger]

I hate national lampoon’s christmas vacation but Love Chevy Chase

[saltysel]

HGGHGHI NG

[tivitime]

[dolyshirt68]

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[little-diable]

Please respect that this is my own work and I worked really hard on those imagines, don’t copy or edit stuff. However reblog, comment and like as much as you like. Enjoy my loves. xxx

Be aware that all my Tom Riddle imagines are very dark 

Mortem Expetere a series (completed) 

Merry Christmas, pet (priest!smut)

The reader visits Priest Riddle on Christmas morning to properly celebrate

Pleasure (prof!smut)

Professor Riddle threatens to fail the reader, something she won’t accept. Just pwp

God's Garden (Priest!smut)

The reader always imagines being touched by Priest Riddle, something he finally does when she confesses her sins.

Hail Mary (Priest!smut)

The reader had been sent to a monastery because her parents no longer endured having her around. But perhaps Priest Riddle will know how to handle her.

Who prays for Satan? (Priest!smut)

Priest Riddle is the reader's theology professor, a man she has always found herself interested in, but things escalate when she joins his church for her internship.

"Angel" He calls me (priest smut)

Her mother accuses the reader of preparing a satanic ritual, so she hopes that Priest Riddle can free the young girl from the devil's grasp. What a shame that the young priest is even more cunning than the Devil himself.

Carnal Sin (priest smut)

The reader's mother had begged Priest Riddle to let the reader join his bible study, a bratty woman who wanted to make his life a living hell. Now it was time to finally teach her a lesson.

I own you (priest smut)

(Y/n) is a female priest working for Tom's local church. He visits her every Friday afternoon, confessing to his darkest secrets, but today he shares something else, something that forces her to follow his every command. Pwp basically

The Devil is Among us (priest/devil!smut)

The reader is in a desperate need, asking the Devil himself to help her with the daily struggles she keeps on facing. But what will she do when suddenly her local priest turns up?

Little Lamb (priest!smut)

The reader helps Priest Riddle with his summer camp, guiding young children through prayers, through talks about God, and religion. She had been tied to him for years, he held her heart and soul hostage, taking her whenever he desires her.

Committed Sins (priest!smut)

Priest Riddle and sister (y/n) keep on playing the same game over and over again, pwp

Holy Realm (priest!smut)

(Y/n) has found her way back home, spending her summer vaction with her overly religious mother, who introduces her to a man that is set on blemishing her once pure soul.

The Rosary (priest!dark smut)

Priest Riddle takes the reader's confession, and yet he does it quite differently than all other priests. Pwp.

Sacrifices (priest!dark smut)

Father Riddle asks his community to think of sacrifices, ways to please God. But what if she doesn't have anything to offer, but her purity?

When the clock strikes twelve the blade pierces her heart (smut)

Tom Riddle, a schizophrenic serial killer with a cluster a schizotypal personality disorder, meets his new asylum psychiatrist, the reader. But she has a few dark secrets herself, secrets the man - who is convinced of his magical abilities - knows before she has even met him.

Kill Me (smut)

The reader wants to kill her boyfriend with poison, but killing the venomous snake doesn't work out as she had hoped it would.

[xxbalamazxx]

A Memory Indeed

Growing up as a kid I like many others had it hard, perhaps harder than some and even most. However, that does not mean my memories are full of horrible and vile things. That is the funny things about family. It doesn't matter how you grow up most if not all of us have those one or two or even a few dozen happy memories that we hold on. Memories no matter how old we get sit in the back of our minds, that when we let down our guard we think about and smile… For me one such memory is of my grandmother's house, or as we called her “ Nani”. My Nani was an artist known as Elaine Niemi who was always covered in paint at almost all times. She is known throughout the Artistic community for her folk artwork around the globe, yet till this day I simply see her as that paint covered woman who lived in the woods. In the summers and holidays in Maine, we would go to my grandmothers as a sort of a get away from the street life we were living as kids. The life there was much more different then what we used to, and well a lot calmer too. It was always so alien to go there and the first few times that I could remember, I did not like the smell of the forest. Nor did I like the forest house smell that accompanied it. Everything always smelled of wood chips and freshly varnished wood, far different than the tar and petrol smell that accompanied the small cities of Lewiston and Auburn. Yet these smells of the forest no longer bother me, nor are they something I dislike. For over the years I grew fond of it, and as an American expat, rather miss it. I would say the happiest memory of past was during those visits. It was winter, I was young and cannot remember as to exactly when or what year it was, only that the snow in those forests seemed magical. I could have been no older than six. Perhaps maybe even younger than that… The memory that highlights my mind when thinking back onto it was simple and unexpected… It was not just the way the snow glittered or the way the darkness of the quietness of the forest around her shingled house made the snow glow. It wasn't that strange Maine woods wintery smell either, you know the one saturated in the maple sap and bitter cold that seemed to seep all other smells out of the air? Rather I remember a large Christmas light shinning in the manner of a star over her old wooden front door. These lights sat on old wood or metal wreath that surrounded the Christmas star, each year my grandfather Laurey who passed away many years ago made sure the house was always decorated for Christmas… These lights seem to glow a radiance enhanced by the beauty and isolation of the house in the forest. Unlike the city lights, I had grown accustomed to, these light heightened by the blackness behind them seems brighter in their own way. It was as if you could taste the color they were radiating… Till this day, this memory brings back warmth to me whenever I think about it. It fills me with a child-like joy of magic… A feeling that little has made me feel in my life… Yet I find it creeping from the far reaches of mind un-expectantly… Just last year I was watching it snow and saw it falling over some trees in the back yard of my U.K based home and was nearly brought to a tear thinking of it… For as it grew darker, even though they were not pine trees the memory of those lights filled my mind… And Just for a moment, I was a child again… I have several memories similar to this one I will share over time throughout my writings. Yet I want to know more about yours. What special moments from the past bring peace and joy to your mind? Leave a comment below and let me know. I want to hear what you have to say. Share these special moments for all to read. Read the full article