#Christmas Unwrapped
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Day 20:
Christmas Unwrapped [2020]
The Santa Squad [2020]
#31 days of christmas#christmas#happy christmas#merry christmas#day 20#christmas films#christmas movies#christmas unwrapped#the santa squad
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Tony: What the hell was that!?
Peter: what was what?
Tony: you shot me!
Peter: no I didn't
Tony: Yes you did
Peter: *awkwardly hiding a paintball gun behind his back* when was the last time you slept? Maybe you're hallucinating again
Tony: ...I literally just woke up 5 minutes ago
Peter: maybe you hallucinated going to sleep
Tony: what
#It's Christmas day#Peter woke up at 4am and unwrapped a present from Tony#a paintball gun#then woke Tony up with it#as you do#irondad#marvel#tony stark#peter parker#mcu
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🎀 Unwrap Me 🎀
A blue jeans n’Texas dreams Christmas special 🤍
A/N: Merry Christmas, you filthy animals 🥵
~word count: 2.6k~
Pairing | horse dad!joel x f! reader
Summary: it's your first Christmas with your boyfriend, Joel Miller
Warnings: smut, fluff,soo much love between these two, so much kissing and soft touching, mentions of Christmas, unprotected piv, oral (f receiving) dirty talk, praise kink, teasing, sex by the fire, no age gap, pre!outbreak/no!outbreak Joel, soft! joel,horse dad!joel, boyfriend!joel, Ellie and Sarah exist in this universe, reader has no physical descriptions such as skin color or body type, +18 minors dni!
It’s Christmas Eve, your first Christmas spent with your Texas Tall Glass of water. A lot has changed between you and him since Fourth of July weekend. You had gradually moved your life into Joel’s. It had started off with sleepovers, more shared memories at the breakfast table that had become a part of your routine norm. Dinners, movie nights, date nights, driving Sarah to school. You and Joel were nervous that the transition period of living together would sour, but when you love someone, you communicate and make the appropriate adjustments so that you and your partner can both be happy.
So when you suggested separate rooms so that Joel could have his own private space, and you could have yours, he quickly realized there were more pros to this arrangement than cons. Plus, it created a healthy boundary, and the level of intimacy you shared together was heightened as a result. Who doesn’t love having sleepovers with your Texas Tall Glass of water? They were so fun.
You were becoming the definition of a happy family, and this Christmas was special for all of you, but especially Ellie and Sarah who were officially sisters. The adoption process went smoothly back in August, and Ellie finally knew what it was like to have a real family who loved her unconditionally.
The month of December flew by in a blur and you and Joel found yourself wrapping gifts last minute because everything had to be perfect for the baby girls. Joel was beaming with excitement despite the amount of times he had accidentally gotten a paper cut from the damn wrapping paper, or a piece of tape got caught on the table, or his ribbons didn’t turn out the way he had planned. But thank goodness you were there to help him with those gentle hands of yours. He watched in pure adoration while you fluffed up one of his ribbons before setting the wrapped gift under the tree.
You were both wearing matching plaid Christmas pajamas, working side by side while It’s A Wonderful Life played on the nearby tv.
You only stopped your shared wrapping duties when the scene where George Bailey and Mary Hatch were dancing together, having fun and being carefree.
Joel tossed the tape to the side before he gently grabbed your hands and playfully pulled you in front of the tv. He dropped one hand to your lower back, pulling you flush against his sweater clad chest. You danced in front of the tv like two fools that were madly in love, and by god were you in love with this man.
It wasn’t long before he was kissing you by the fireside, easing you onto your back and only departing from your lips to grab a few pillows and a blanket from the couch so he could create a little love nest for you and him to fuck on. It couldn’t be anymore romantic. A crackling fire, glittering lights on the Christmas tree that Joel chopped down with his own hands. (What a sight that was)
His lips and hot breath kissing your skin, fingertips dancing, sweaters being thrown carelessly so you could feel one another more easily. Always needing that skin to skin contact. The thick drag of his cock stretching you open, the gentle roll of his hips, a strong arm wrapped around you, holding you close. Calloused fingertips brushing your chin, easing your head back so you can meet his lips in a dance once more.
He licks into your mouth, hot, shuddered breaths of mutual pleasure. His beard tickles your skin as you feel yourself consumed with all of him. Eyes rolling back, dumb smiles planted on your lovesick faces each time he fucks into you with that steady rhythm of his.
You draw one another in closer to your peaks, praises tumbling from your lips, toes curling, his thumb strokes your clit with his own neediness to feel your clenching pussy milk him dry as he spills into you, hips stuttering, moans muffled by a bruising kiss.
He softens inside of you, fingertips dragging across your navel, drawing patterns against sweat stained skin.
Another kiss treasured before he slowly pulls his hips back, softened cock slipping out, glistening under the warm glow of the fire in yours and his come.
He leans over, pressing a kiss to your cheek. “hot chocolate or tea before round two?” He drawls warm and deep, that raspy post-sex voice of his sending another gush of arousal between your come painted thighs.
“Hot chocolate..splash of Bailey’s?” You hum, reaching for his jaw, pulling him back in for another kiss.
“I like your thinkin’, sugar.” You can taste his boyish grin on your tongue before he departs to the kitchen.
Your Texas Tall Glass of water has gained so much confidence in himself these past few months that he’s shared with you. You’ve always been there to gently remind him that he’s a good man, a good father. That it’s okay to be hurt sometimes and that his feelings are valid. That you’ll always be there to listen, to guide him because he’s done the same for you. He’s taught you what he knows best, filling your brain with his knowledge of contracting, showing you the ropes of his skill.
and in turn you have taught him everything you know about horses and in those short few months, Joel has found himself fully immersed in your world. The business of Dream Riders has significantly grown, and your little herd of six horses has since doubled, and Joel was there with you every step of the way. Javi P, the chestnut, antsy OTTB unlearned his hatred of men through Joel, and you never thought you’d see the day.
The quiet and reserved rescued mustang named Din has found himself a place in the herd with his little donkey friend, Grogu always at his heels.
In the low kitchen light, Joel finds himself thinking of his future with you by his side as he tops the steaming mugs of hot chocolate off with a few marshmallows. Meeting you was one of the best things that had ever happened to him outside the birth of his daughter. He really wasn’t one to believe in all that mumbo jumbo about soulmates, but here he was, smiling dumbly out the kitchen window because maybe they did exist; soulmates and all that.
He heard your sweet voice travel to his ears from where he stood, missing his presence already. The thought sent his heart swelling up like a balloon.
He found you sprawled out in the love nest he built, with only the blanket to cover your modesty. Your eyes drifted upwards, glistening from the glow of the fire, hand outstretched in his direction because you really did miss him for those short few minutes apart.
“Sorry, honey bun. Was jus’ addin’ a few marshmallows s’all.” He crouched down, setting his mug off to the side before he handed you yours, leaning down to steal a quick kiss before he made himself comfortable in the love nest once more with his legs comforting laid out near the fire.
Your hot chocolates were enjoyed in a comfortable silence as the fire continued to crackle.
He rested his weight back on his elbows while you found your head resting in his lap, fingertips tracing patterns along his bare thigh.
“Do you..think we got them enough gifts? Can’t believe how expensive a damn PlayStation costs.” He chuckled, shaking his head with a grin.
“Oh, I think we got them plenty of gifts, cowboy. I just can’t wait to see Ellie’s face when she opens up the PlayStation, and when Sarah sees the new custom tack set I got for her and Frankie?” You said softly, leaning into his touch when the warm expanse of his large hand came to rest along the exposed skin of your lower back, fingertips brushing the curve of your ass beneath the blanket.
“I’m gonna tear up just thinkin’ about seein’ their faces in the mornin.’”
“You stop that right now, baby. Cause if you start, then I’m gonna start too.” You giggled softly pressing your cheek further against the warm expanse of his thigh. “I hope you love what I got you, Joel.”
“Baby, I already got everything I want right here. What more can a man ask for than two loving daughters, and the most wonderful, gentle, loving woman by his side?”
“You’re such a sap, Joel. Who could have been the cause of that?” You teased playfully.
“Dunno. Who could it be? Hmm..let’s see here..perhaps it's the stunning gal laying fireside with my come still drippin’ between her thighs? Ring any bells for ya?” He chuckled, slowly letting his fingertips dip lower between your cheeks, dragging his fingers through the seam of your pussy.
Your thighs instinctively parted open so his fingers would have easier access while your own traced dangerously close to his hardening cock between his thighs. It didn’t take much for either of you to get going again.
“Ooh, look who’s being vulgar right before Santa’s gonna come right down the chimney. That kinda talk is gonna get you on the naughty list, cowboy.”
He chuckled, eyes drifting downwards to where your cheek was still resting against his thigh before they traveled across your bare spine, down to your lower back and between your thighs where his fingers were lightly teasing you. “Mmm..well, sugar, your Texas Tall Glass of water has been on the naughty list for years. Say, you think Santa would mind if I unwrapped my gift early? Think he’ll still bring me coal?”
You fought the warmth rising to your cheeks from the filth dripping so casually between his lips. However, you didn’t fight the crawling desire to feel his touch a bit more as you slowly rolled your ass back into the expanse of his hand. “Baby, didn’t you already unwrap your gift earlier?”
“Sure did. But I think I wanna unwrap it a little more..gotta make it count, y’know? And what better way to ring in Christmas than to pull a couple more orgasms outta my girl. Remember over the summer, when I went down on your sweet cunt for the first time? Do’ya remember what I told ya, sweet girl?” He shifted his weight, easing your cheek off his thigh so he could face you fully. His hand left the spot between your thighs only to then gently coax you on your back. He was attentive to fixing the pillows behind you so that you were nice and comfy.
“Fuck..you naughty, naughty man. I lost track of how many you’ve given to me today, baby. We’ve surpassed the three to four times a day already, Joel.” You giggled, thighs falling open so he could see just for himself how aroused you were just from his teasing alone.
“What can I say, baby. Now that we’re livin’ under the same roof..you can’t expect me to not be touchin’ ya every second that I get. Fuckin’ addictive is what you are. You and that sweet fuckin’ pussy between those thighs.” His voice dropped an octave as he lowered himself onto his elbows, looping his arms around your middle, yanking you down gently so that you were closer to his face. “Christ, all this dirty talk got you this wet?” He peered up at you through thick lashes. “Still sticky with my come..fuck.” He whispered, hot breath fanning your core, “what a sight that is.”
A whine crawled up your throat as the broad expanse of his nose brushed against your inner thighs, dancing across your neglected clit and settling against your pubic bone. “What was it that I called it? Oh, right, the Joel Miller pussy eating special..” he chuckled, sending vibrations racing straight through your core and down to the tips of your toes. You found yourself fisting the blanket in one hand, and the other tangling through his soft head of curls. His hair had grown longer, and now was curling at the nape of his neck. You already threatened him to never cut it because there was nothing you loved more than ripping his baseball cap off at the end of a long work day, and running your fingers through his sweat stained curls while you rode his cock.
“Fuck, yeah, of course I remember that, baby. You literally sent me into a whole new world after that..” you rolled your hips towards his face, desperate to feel his mouth already while your nails lightly scraped at his scalp. “Well, if you’ve been such a naughty boy as you’ve claimed to be, why don’t you unwrap your present a little more, cowboy.”
He had that glint in his eye, one that sent your pussy pulsing desperately around nothing because goddamn Joel Miller and his big brown eyes, and his ridiculously large hands, and his Texas twang, and the way he loved you unconditionally. That goddamn Texas Tall Glass of water that stumbled upon your website all those months ago seeing your pretty face, bright smile and your arm wrapped around your horse's neck in a hug.
“You most certainly don’t have to ask me twice, sugar plum.” Was all he said before you felt his lips press an open mouthed kiss to your clit, dragging downwards as he tasted yours and his come along his tongue. He drove his face forward, one hand splayed across your stomach and the other clasped around your thigh as he devoured his favorite meal. He unwrapped you like the pretty bow you were with his tongue. Jaw going slack as he suckled your clit into his mouth. His eyes were locked on your face, the way your lips parted when he swirled his tongue in a figure eight motion.
He watched the way your chest rose and fell, head tossed back wildly, thighs quivering around his head, clawing at the blanket, tugging on the roots of his dark hair. His hand dropped from your stomach only to find your own. He laced his fingers through yours, squeezing your hand tight before he brought them to rest along your stomach.
He mumbled praising words against your ruined cunt. I love you, I adore you, I cherish you. My girl. My girl. My sweet filthy girl.
The coil was pulled tight inside of you, so tight you were seeing stars as you struggled to keep your moans quiet, but your Texas Tall Glass of water made it increasingly difficult to hold them at bay.
He drank you in, drop by drop, savoring the taste of you along his tongue before he finally let you breathe. And there was your man again, lips, chin, and beard coated in your slick as he nipped playfully at your thigh. His hand that wasn’t wrapped around yours, rubbed soothing circles into your skin as he kissed his way up your body to finally meet your lips once more.
You lazily kissed one another knowing that you had all the time in the world together and that nothing had to be rushed. But especially now, here in one another’s arms while you reached between your bodies, hand wrapping around the base of his cock so you could slip him right back in, guiding him home.
His head came to rest along your chest, eyes closed in a peaceful bliss while you gently pushed back his sweat stained curls that were sticking to his forehead. A tender sweep of your lips across his temple followed.
“I sure hope that Santa comes down that chimney soon just so he can see what a naughty, naughty, boy I’ve been this Christmas.” Your Texas Tall Glass of water murmured against your skin before visions of sugar plums and you would dance in his head.
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It’s time to unwrap the new feminine you!
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Ling-er’s idea of a Christmas gift ;)
(Drew this last year but forgot to post)
#svsss#svsss mingling#sha hualing#liu mingyan#yuri is real#lmy should unwrap her present#hehe#old art#christmas#scum villain's self saving system
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Aiebrhobavinhdja researcher siffrin ohoajowbjva I love him so much
But seriously tho HOW MANY BOOKS DOES HE HAVE??
I'm placing my bets on 42
HA! 42 is definitely the number Siffrin would give when they're trying to be cheeky XD but the real answer is much. much higher. and infinitely more hilarious than that.
#how many books?#you'll have to sit down and unwrap them like a Christmas gift to find out >:3#ISAT Role!Swap AU
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Merry Christmas and Happy New Year @laurzzz I was your Secret Santa!!!
Nothing like being cozy by the fire holding a hot drink while it’s cold outside!
#DCASS2023#hope this is alright I just loved your personas design and I wanted to include it!#dcass2023#secret santa#something about the days after the actual holiday are so magical#all the craziness is over#presents are unwrapped#everything is still decorated and you can just relax with your loved ones#I hope you had an absolutely wonderful Christmas and I wish you the best into the new year!!!#sb daycare attendant#sb moondrop#dca Christmas#crunch art
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Looks like there is one more gift to unwrap
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JEFFREY EARP - BLUE SCREENS (2024)
Microsoft Corporation, Inc. (American, b. 1975)
Microsoft Blue Screen of Death - 2024
Tumblr (American, b. 2007)
Tumblr Blue Screen of Just-Resting-a-Bit-Back-in-a-While - 2024
#jeffrey earp#blue screens of death#microsoft#microsoft corporation inc.#tumblr#tumblr staff#wrapping tumblr#unwrapping tumblr#rewrapping tumblr for next Christmas#digital meltdown#digital slushy#granita blu estiva#just refresh the browser page to reopen tumblr's drowsy eyes#true love's kick
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#lol#idk i think this is an exchange between him and suguru#i just feel like suguru is not enthusiastic abt christmas#but satoru is crazy for it and rlly gets into the spirit#and his excitement is contagious#except to suguru#but satoru still drags him with to christmas shop#and also makes him wrap presents#and maybe suguru doesnt rlly hate christmas when it finally comes and he gets to unwrap presents with everyone and stuff#but then he sees that satoru bought him an ugly christmas sweater#and then he just-
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gingerbread ( bear ) stimboard for @cupidloathingcorner
❆ - with gingerbread frosting, gift unwrapping, & christmas themes ❆ - no nsfw interaction please ! 🎄 | 🍪 | 🎄 🍪 | 🎄 | 🍪 🎄 | 🍪 | 🎄
#stim#stimboard#gif#roblox#video games#tw hands#bear#bear alpha#roblox bear#gingerbread#cookie#frosting#gift#unwrapping#christmas#tree#sparkle#cozy#food
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christmas barbie on call 🎄🎁
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It’s time to unwrap the new you!
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I'm gonna come out and say it, Luffy when in the Udon prison mines looks hella fine and has no right making me feel things. Like JFC... Maybe it's the kimono only being half on, leaving his whole torso exposed??? Like???
I'm gonna blame the kimono.
#Luffy#monkey d luffy#monkey d. luffy#straw hat luffy#one piece luffy#op luffy#wano arc#wano kuni#one piece wano#like why tf does he look so good???#and why hasn't anyone written anything about Wano!Luffy????#like i wanna unwrap him like a Christmas present ffs#mama nidiot rambles#created while in a coffin
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(i don't pay to see who's viewed my profile on LinkedIn because i'm not a sad corporate boo boo, but can y'all believe it's literally just my ex-husband looking every other week or so??? we can infer this from the two specific federal affiliations, unless it's his new wife who is also employed by the same institution??? y'all just want to look at my resume????????)
#please just send me my N64 back#my brothers haven't stopped asking about it and it's almost Christmas and they want to relive that morning unwrapping experience#i don't post on LinkedIn??? and the photo is old???#stop peeking you freak!
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both my mum and my sister have asked what my favourite fear entity from tma is in conversations about Christmas presents
I can't fucking wait
#its the vast btw#but i wish it was the corruption so i could unwrap a gift thats just worms#tma#the magnus archives#christmas#this is also a sign that i talk about tma too much
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