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Tony: What the hell was that!?
Peter: what was what?
Tony: you shot me!
Peter: no I didn't
Tony: Yes you did
Peter: *awkwardly hiding a paintball gun behind his back* when was the last time you slept? Maybe you're hallucinating again
Tony: ...I literally just woke up 5 minutes ago
Peter: maybe you hallucinated going to sleep
Tony: what
#It's Christmas day#Peter woke up at 4am and unwrapped a present from Tony#a paintball gun#then woke Tony up with it#as you do#irondad#marvel#tony stark#peter parker#mcu
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The Sopranos Tapestry Hoodie
#Nick Scacchetti#hbo#tv series#tapestry#tapestry hoodie#jacquard#the sopranos#David Chase#Sidney Wolinsky#William B. Stich#Conrad M. Gonzalez#crime#crime drama#black comedy#the mob#the mafia#mob boss#woke up this morning#alabama 3#Tony Soprano#James Gandolfini#New Jersey#Italian American#mobster#Jennifer Melfi#Lorraine Bracco#Timothy Van Patten#Allen Coulter#John Patterson#Drea de Matteo
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Captain Carter and Inventor Tony in 1602
#she woke him up by dumping a pail of water on his face#no prior attempts were made#peggy carter#peggycarteredit#tony stark#tonystarkedit#what if#whatifedit#*#gif*#edit*
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First days together
#lil' doodle#dhmis#dhmis teachers#Tone is dead#because of WOKE#dhmis clock#dhmis tony#tony the talking clock#dhmis sketch#dhmis sketchbook#dhmis sketchpad#paige the sketchbook#yes maybe don't treat your coworkers like children#<- or pick them up without consent#(it is very rude!!)
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I really like that one piece ending song where Robin wakes everyone up to watch a meteor shower
Ok here's another sanji, I drew him with his shirt tucked in at first and then changed my mind, bc i wanted him to look more like he just woke up. But I still like the way he looked before I changed it lol. And here's Usopp before i cropped out more of his legs bc I'd made him a little too tall
#one piece#fanart#nico robin#straw hat pirates#cat burglar nami#one piece nami#nami#black leg sanji#one piece sanji#sanji#roronoa zoro#one piece zoro#zoro#usopp#one piece usopp#op usopp#monkey d. luffy#straw hat luffy#one piece luffy#tony tony chopper#one piece chopper#op chopper#anime#1pc#digital art#my art#the worm draws#tried to give everyone a little bit of bedhead bc they all just woke up lol#except robin bc she was already up
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Grandpa Stark
Wanda: *Coming home from work.* “Why does y/n look so mad and tired?”
Y/n: *Glaring at Tony.* “I’d just put the baby down to sleep when Dad came in and woke her up. Then he said he had to go back to work and left me to put her to sleep again. I haven’t slept in… what time is it?”
Wanda: “Tony!! Oh Malyshka you must be exhausted!” *Takes the baby from y/n’s arms and kisses them both on the forehead.*
Y/n: “M only a little tired.” *Falls asleep the second she sits down.*
Wanda: *Looking at Tony murmurously.*
Tony: *Afraid for his life.*
#wanda maximoff x reader#wanda maximoff x y/n#wanda maximoff#tony stark x daughter!reader#Funny story I put my sister to sleep twice and twice my mom woke her up then complained that she was awake#I currently feel like I have the patience of a god
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EVERYBODY
SHUT UP
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MARCH MADNESS MY BELOVED
DAMN TWO SEASONS RIGHT AFTER THE MASTERCLASS OF 4X7 PINE BARRENS
SEANIE IS GETTING HAUNTED BY A DEMON FOR GOOD, MAYBE THIS MF IS LIKE A VESSEL OR SOME SHIT FOR DEMONS AT THIS POINT
#It's the best day of my life#you don't understand#I woke up with tears of joy#the discord I love you for tagging me#It was a god given news okay#I'm so happy omg#omg I hope he's REALLY getting possessed#tony : what wwdits to see if Sean appears this season#SHUT UP OLD MAN YOU KNEW WE WOULD BE SO DAMN WELL FED#AaaAAaaaaaAAAAAA#I'm fine#not I'm not#wwdits sean#sean rinaldi#kztpost#wwdits spoilers
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Reasons you should not vote for JD Vance (and therefore not vote for Trump):
He went to Philadelphia and got a cheesesteak from PATS. PATS!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m not even a cheesesteak girlie and I know not to go to Pats.
HE ASKED FOR SWISS CHEEEEEEEESE.
Sir.
America be so for real right now!!!!!!!!!
#not that pats is BAD#but that’s the most touristy thing you could do#like why not support a non touristy place that could use some help in the publicity department !!!!!!#anyway#good morning#I woke up early and worked out again because my mom is sleeping over tonight to babysit tomorrow and therefore I won’t be able tomorrow#and my favorite tourist cheesesteak is Tony lukes#and SWISS CHEESE?!?!#ITS CHEEZ WHIZ OR AMERICAN#I am voting Democrat if you couldn’t tell
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if you need me I'll be living rent free in that strand of hair
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good morning i just woke up to get ready for work and i can't stop thinking about miss toni storm (current) being stuck in a time loop. read under the cut if u love dramatics LOL
toni being hit with her own finisher from mariah at all in causing her timeline to fissure and rupture, causing her very identity to lose balance. maybe even lose purpose.
she returns to aew, the place she thought was home all along, a different person. surely, as her old self, she can retrace her footsteps in a way and remember who she was. timeless, stuck in a vicious time loop where she can't stop facing the same vicious fate at the hands of her former protege.
there was never any color in her tv. it was always meant to be black and white. doomed from the start is everything in timeless toni storm's timeline because as it turns out, her suffering is also timeless.
#IDK MAN i just love her and i keep thinking about the ins and outs of her character.#i promise i'm not reading any sort of spoilers i just woke up inspired by her really#bone's babbles#toni storm#aew
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Okay but omega Peter having a miscarriage at the final battle scene when Tony dies.
And at first people just thinks he is injured. Maybe Stephen came over to him as he collapsed in the crowd. He knew that Tony wasn't going to survive, but he didn't see this. The air filling with the smell of more blood. Peter is crying more " I'm fine..I... it's natural. Don't....don't worry."
And it takes Bruce; who spent all those months with Tony to piece it together. To realize that he was miscarriaging and states that. "Sometimes, when a bond is torn apart because of their mate dying, it's too much strain. It can cause a miscarriage."
That gets everybody shook. Cause that makes them rethink of 5 years earlier, how sick Tony was when he got back to Earth. They all thought it was space sickness/starvation, but it was more. They realized that now.
#i woke up and chose violence#writing prompt#tony stark x peter parker#starker prompt#starker#omega peter parker#alpha tony stark#winterspiderpurrs
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Tony: Why are you here so late?
Happy: his flight was 5 hours late
Peter: How come?
Harley: Someone literally died on the flight
Peter: that's terrible!
Harley: we made an emergency landing and everyone missed their connections
Tony: Well, that sucks for them I guess but would they rather be on a flight with a literal corpse
Harley: Yeah well the guy behind me would disagree with you
Peter: What? Why?
Harley: he was complaining and saying "how is it an emergency if he's already dead?"
Tony: okay wow. That is so controversial
Peter: yet so brave
Harley: right!?
#i mean#he's technically right#that guy was probably trying to get his connection flight to his own wedding#he just had his stag do then woke up in Tennessee#he doesnt even live near Tennessee#and the wedding is in Texas#his fiancé is not happy#his other friends are stranded in Ohio#peter parker#marvel#harley keener#tony stark#happy hogan#mcu#incorrect mcu quotes#incorrect tony stark#incorrect peter parker
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Disney might be all over the place in terms of quality and who they want to support vs. who they want to marginalize these days.
However, let’s remember that has not always been the case. Let’s remember that Disney invented the modern animated feature film. Not helped it along—not made it famous—invented it. Everything from modern anime to recent smash-hits like Across the Spider-Verse owes something to Disney.
Disney HAS BEEN a safe place, largely, for kids and families to enjoy good and true things. Let’s also remember that the current company is enormous and is made up of individuals, some of whom loudly or desperately disagree with the decisions made by the corporate heads or largest shareholders in the company. I know one, personally.
Movies like Lilo & Stitch were supposed to remind everyone what family means. Movies like Beauty and the Beast were supposed to remind everyone that love hopes all things. Movies like The Lion King were supposed to remind kids that responsibility doesn’t have to be a bad or selfish thing.
So when Disney does something that is sad or disruptive, I’d politely suggest that you don’t say, “$%!@ Disney!!!” or “Disney sucks.” Say what I say. “Not my Disney.”
Their "woke" corporate persona is very different from what it’s films and values seemed to be as recently as ten years ago. Think of it like a friend who’s not acting like themselves anymore. “#NotMyDisney” 🤷♀️
#just a thought#we wouldn’t have all these strong opinions if Disney hadn’t been something we felt positive emotions toward at some point#not my Disney#notmydisney#disney#disney world#woke Disney#anti woke#Glen keane#the little mermaid#the Lion king#Lilo and stitch#Mickey mouse#the mouse#disney politics#Anti-woke#it’s crazy how Christian Disney used to be#go look up Glen Keane; Tom and Tony Bancroft; Mark Henn; Ron Husband#or Jodi Benson for crying out loud
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Louie is un-scam-able (he has No money)
#i hate taking pictures of my sketchbook it always looks bad and I dont like it at all#anything for Louis#first time drawing Tony yeah baby#still haven't played Last Window but I've seen a letsplay#i hated Tony at first but I kinda warmed to him solely for being the closest thing to Louie that there is in that game#like plant milk. It's definitely not milk. but it's .. close enough#hotel dusk room 215#last window#tony wolf#louis denonno#a couple nights ago i dreamt that I won a 'week with the Game Grumps' sweepstakes after watching like 3 videos#and I thought 'oh we're probably gonna meet up somewhere and engage in some fun activities'#but they actually just stayed in my house the entire time#i tried to be honest with them and told them I'd only seen like 5 GG videos in total#which seemed to disappoint Dan quite a lot#he was like 'we should have gone somewhere where people liked us...'#and I was like no danny it's not like that it's just not my thing#anyway then i woke up and watched a ton of the 10mph videos which i enjoyed wAy more than the normal videos#and now Dan Avidan lives in my brain rent-free#I just wanted to dream about Louis and Kyle hanging out or something why does this have to happen to me
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Sitting at my desk, minding my own beeswax, trying to work..and suddenly remember that I have to kill Joel in one of my fics—
#stfugi#Erika and Toni know what I’m talking about#maybe I can just pretend that I never came up with the idea#it’s gonna be poetic tho#I woke up and craved violence
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I had a dream last night were Eric on Netflix had a scene where Benedict Cumberbatch was naked for some reason and doing some kind of sexy shit (he was just. laying there. ass out to the world, but my mind had censored it so it was just live-action pixels [?]) and when it was released, on May 30th, every single movie critic just straight up ignored the entire plot and instead just talked about how much the fandom and Tony Stark would appreciate Benedict's dick.
Not only that, but in the scene, Sophie Hunter was holding the camera. His wife. was filming him. I don't want to know what they were doing.
It was weird as hell and kind of funny, but also what the ever living fuck brain--
#weird dreams#stephen strange#doctor stephen strange#tony stark#Eric TV show#Eric Netflix#benedict cumberbatch#like... wet dream but not?#bitch I have no idea#it was so weird#I woke up so confused#because like. tony stark is fictional#(despite how much we want him to be real)#so I guess the movie critics in my dream ship ironstrange???#ironstrange#??? idk#sophie hunter#Sophie hunter and Benedict Cumberbatch#filming#actors#my mind is weird#weird ass dreams#weird as fuck#weird as hell
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