#Christmas Joke Gifts

[noisycowboyglitter]

Hillary Clinton Ugly Christmas Funny Tee - Ideal for Holiday Parties

Combine holiday humor with political satire in this unconventional twist on the classic ugly Christmas sweater trend. Featuring a caricature of Hillary Clinton, this garment offers a playful take on the former First Lady, Senator, and Presidential candidate's image, set against a backdrop of exaggerated Christmas motifs.

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The design typically showcases Clinton in exaggerated holiday attire, perhaps donning a Santa hat or tangled in Christmas lights. Bold, clashing colors and intentionally tacky patterns surround the central figure, creating the signature "ugly sweater" aesthetic. Humorous slogans or puns related to Clinton's political career might be incorporated, adding an extra layer of comedic value.

Available in various styles including sweaters, t-shirts, and hoodies, this item caters to those who appreciate political humor and aren't afraid to make a statement at holiday parties. It's perfect for ugly sweater contests, casual gatherings, or as a conversation-starting gift for the politically savvy friend with a sense of humor.

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While potentially polarizing, this product aims to lighten the mood and poke fun at the intersection of politics and holiday cheer. It's important to note that reactions may vary depending on individual political views and sensitivities.

This novelty item falls into the category of humorous gag gifts, playing on controversial political themes. It's designed to provoke laughs among those who share a particular viewpoint, though it may not be to everyone's taste.

The product typically features slogans or imagery related to the idea of detaining a female political figure. It might come in various forms such as t-shirts, mugs, or small decorative items. The design often incorporates bold text and exaggerated graphics for comedic effect.

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While intended as a joke, it's important to note that this type of gift can be divisive and potentially offensive to some. It's best suited for audiences who appreciate edgy political humor and understand its satirical nature.

When considering this gag gift, be mindful of the recipient's sense of humor and political views to ensure it will be received in the spirit of fun in which it's intended.

Funny Christmas presents add a dash of humor to holiday gift-giving. These whimsical items range from quirky gadgets to witty apparel and amusing novelties. Think toilet golf sets, bacon-scented candles, or shirts with hilarious slogans. Practical jokes, punny mugs, and

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outrageous board games also fall into this category. These gifts aim to provoke laughter and lighten the mood during festive gatherings. They're perfect for office parties, white elephant exchanges, or for friends and family members with a great sense of humor. While not always the most practical, funny Christmas presents create memorable moments and bring joy through laughter.

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[sauronnaise]

Legolas: Merry Christmas!

Gimli: Merry Christmas!

Sam: Merry Christmas!

Frodo: Merry Christmas!

Merry: Merry Christmas!

Pippin: Pippin Christmas!

[coolnonsenseworld]

Samurai and Ninja in crappy pics because December here is under a constant cloud and I just want y'all to see them all golden and cute without learning how to take aesthetic pictures 🥴 💙❤️😆🥰

linktr.ee/Mezzy

[beezii]

keep shaking it, i’m sure it helps

[arkos404]

fanart for the personality swap, the lawful joke au, by @chaosaliien. happy bday dude!!

part 1, cosmic owl's wingmen tendencies vs his need to mess with his friends: FIGHT (spoiler alert its a tie)

[crimeboys]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Dream SMP Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit, Minor or Background Relationship(s) Characters: Wilbur Soot, TommyInnit, Minor Characters Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Police, Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Police Officer Wilbur Soot, Criminal TommyInnit, Murder, Manipulation, Modern Exile, Post-Exile Arc, Minecraft Mechanics, Suicidal Thoughts, Unreliable Narrator, Bipolar Wilbur Soot, Tommyinnit has PTSD, Victim Blaming, Self-Harm, Morally Ambiguous Wilbur Soot, Police Misconduct, Exile-Typical Treatment, Starvation, Abuse, Past Domestic Violence, Suicide, Guns, dream is not here but his ass is haunting the narrative big fucking time, cop-typical mistreatment of mentally ill people, puffy and sam are the only other onscreen characters Summary:

He doesn’t look like a killer, is Wilbur’s first thought upon seeing Tommy Innit outside of a picture for the first time. It’s a bit silly, really. Hardly anyone looks like a killer. They just are.

[stevesbipanic]

It shouldn't have been hard.

Steve has made hundreds of cookies for the kids since becoming their pseudo mother. Steve is good at baking! Every year he makes Christmas cookies for fucks sake! It shouldn't have ended like this.

"What the actual fuck."

Let's rewind.

Steve had been regularly bringing little treats to Hellfire. He didn't play but he liked spending time with the kids and if it gave him an excuse to look at Eddie then that was his little secret. The problem at first had been the other members of Hellfire not trusting why King Steve suddenly wanted to spend time with the freaks, but a tray full of fresh brownies had smoothed over any old issues. Since then it had become habit.

Eddie had been the one to ask him.

"Stevie, my strong and handsome liege and creator of tasty treats."

Steve had to fight to control his blush, "You don't need to give me hollow compliments, Eds, what do you need."

Eddie's smile had faltered a bit but he continued, "Well, sweetheart, Christmas is coming up and Wayne and I made Christmas cookies the first year I lived with him and I wanted to surprise him with some homemade ones so I was hoping you'd help me?"

Steve smiled, any excuse to spend time with Eddie, plus, wouldn't hurt that he could show off and impress him, "Of course, Eds, come by tomorrow ok."

Steve had gotten out all the ingredients ready to make and then decorate the cookies. Simple sugar cookies shouldn't be too hard to teach Eddie how to make, Steve could make them in his sleep at this point. It had been snowing so when Eddie showed up he looked like an angel with little snowflakes resting in his curls and on his rosy cheeks. Fuck, Steve had it bad.

Steve had decided the best way to teach Eddie was to read out the recipe and let Eddie pour everything in.

"Ok add two sticks of butter and a cup of sugar to the bowl and mix until fluffy." Steve watched Eddie add the ingredients and start to mix them, well, he watched Eddie. Eddie was so cute with his tongue poked out concentrating.

"This look good?"

"Hm? Oh yeah looks great, now add an egg and some vanilla extract and mix those as well." Eddie had a little pinch between his eyebrows, Steve wanted to kiss him right there.

"Ok done."

"Great job, now in another bowl add two cups of flour and half a teaspoon of baking powder and a quarter teaspoon of salt."

"Baking is easy, we should do this more often, Stevie."

"Yeah, we should," Steve said smiling dopily at Eddie, "Ok now mix all of that together."

Steve then helped Eddie roll out the dough and cut out fun shapes to decorate.

"Eddie no dick cookies this is for your uncle!"

Steve put the cookies in the oven and helped Eddie make the icing. They watched a movie while the cookies cooked and then cooled. Steve thought he was pretty subtle cuddling up to Eddie. He was not.

When the timer went off the boys went back to decorate the cookies. With all their icing and candy supplies they sat beside each other at the table. Giggling together they decorated each cookie. Steve's certainly looked better but he thought Wayne would probably prefer his nephews chaotic ones.

"Eddie how did you sneak a dick cookie in!"

Once they were all done they admired their work. "I think we did a great job, Stevie."

"I think we did too, Eds, want to try the dick cookie together since there's no way I'm letting you give that to Wayne."

"Steve Harrington giving me dick, and we're not even dating yet."

"Yet?"

"Well I figured you'd ask me eventually," Eddie said smiling shyly and leaned over giving Steve a soft kiss on his cheek, passing him half of the cookie.

"Maybe we can count this as our first date?"

"I'd like that, Stevie."

The boys smiled at each other and bit into their cookies.

"What the actual fuck."

"Stevie, I know I'm gay and all but dick cookies shouldn't taste salty in my opinion."

"Eddie did how much salt did you add?"

"Quarter of a teaspoon like you said, basically a pinch."

Steve stood up and went into the kitchen, the sugar jar barely empty. "Eddie, baby, can you read?"

"You can't call me baby for the first time and insult me, this is terrible first date behaviour and if anyone is at fault it's your shit handwriting on the labels."

Steve had to admit, his handwriting was terrible. "You're right. Guess we'll just have to have another date to make some edible ones."

Eddie smiled, pulling Steve into a kiss, "I think I can work with that."

"Just no more dick cookies!"

[sirensea14]

Hehe, so imma gonna post my secret santa gift for @/mavis.hershey from the server (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)

Holly decorating cuphead as a Christmas tree (on their shirts; Holly- the Tree's Princess, cuphead- the Princess' tree)

The questers as animals! Felix and bendy-cat, cupbros- snek, holly- hedgehog, cala maria- fish, and Alice- bird (alibends, mugman x cala and colly are there too)

[mothhball]

how do I tell my sister that I don't really like her current boyfriend without seeming like a hater like,,, something about him gives me the ick.

From what I've seen, he's constantly starting petty arguments and being melodramatic. My sister is no saint either, but he's lowkey gaslighting her into thinking she's the damaged and insane one in the relationship. At least from my perspective.

I just don't have a good gut feeling about him idk And obvi I can't outright tell her because they've only been dating for 3 months and are still very much in the honeymoon phase.

He just seems like an exhausting person to be around idk

ETA

I love my sister but she's also the type of person who's unable to stay single for longer than 4 months very wild from the perspective of someone who's chronically single (maybe my unwillingness to put up with stuff like this is the reason idk)

[noisycowboyglitter]

Chill Out and Enjoy: Tis the Season to Be Freezin' with These Frosty Favorites

"Tis The Season To Be Freezin'" evokes the chilly embrace of winter, when frost patterns decorate windows and breath becomes visible in the crisp air. This phrase plays on the familiar Christmas carol lyric, injecting a humorous nod to the cold reality of the season.

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As temperatures plummet, people bundle up in layers of wool and down, their faces barely visible beneath scarves and hats. Icicles form crystalline chandeliers from rooftops, while snow blankets the landscape in a hushed white. The season brings a paradoxical mix of discomfort and beauty, as nature showcases its frosty artistry.

Freezing weather transforms everyday activities into challenges. Simple tasks like starting the car or fetching the mail become mini-adventures. Yet it also ushers in beloved winter pastimes: skating on frozen ponds, building snowmen, and sipping hot cocoa by the fire.

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This time of year reminds us of nature's power and our own resilience. It's a season that tests our mettle but also brings communities together, as neighbors help shovel driveways and families gather indoors for warmth and company. "Tis The Season To Be Freezin'" captures this unique blend of adversity and camaraderie, celebrating winter's icy grip with a wink and a shiver.

"Funny Christmas" conjures images of holiday mishaps and lighthearted moments that bring laughter to the festive season. Picture tangled strings of lights, lopsided trees, and ugly sweater contests that push the boundaries of good taste. It's the chaos of last-minute gift wrapping, with paper cuts and tape stuck everywhere but where it should be.

Imagine the family gathering where Uncle Bob falls asleep mid-dinner, face-first in the mashed potatoes, or the cat that refuses to leave the nativity scene alone, continually repositioning baby Jesus. It's the poorly executed Pinterest crafts, the reindeer antlers on confused pets, and the inevitable burnt cookies that set off the smoke alarm.

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Funny Christmas is about finding humor in the imperfections of the season. It's embracing the awkward family photos, laughing at bad cracker jokes, and sharing those "you had to be there" stories year after year. It reminds us that amidst the stress and expectations, there's always room for a good laugh.

Infant Christmas gifts are thoughtful presents designed for the youngest members of the family celebrating their first holiday season. These items often blend practicality with festive charm, catering to both the baby's needs and the parents' desire to create memorable moments.

Popular choices include soft, Christmas-themed onesies, plush toys with holiday motifs, and board books featuring winter or nativity stories. Personalized items like ornaments or stockings with the baby's name and birth year are cherished keepsakes.

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Safety-conscious parents appreciate teething toys shaped like candy canes or snowmen. Developmental gifts such as musical toys playing carols or sensory blocks in holiday colors stimulate young minds.

For a touch of whimsy, miniature Santa outfits or elf costumes make for adorable photo opportunities. Ultimately, infant Christmas gifts celebrate new life while introducing babies to the joy and wonder of the season.

[tobbogan-13]

little small things I want for christmas 😊

-Lotion

-fuzzy socks

-more docs

-a black 1960s Chevrolet impala with red interior

-hairties

-a functioning brain

-a cat

-sweatpants

-Vivienne Westwood one row pearl drop choker

-tickets to gutenberg

-a trip to NYC

-Andrew Rannells

-A Candle

[mortellanarts]

A few funnies that came up while writing a fic about Kurashiki & Klim fambly shenanigans pre-decision game

(*not all of these feature in the fic but I missed them :3)

[mud1888]

[spacegirlstims]

SHES DEFROSTING

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[orcelito]

Ok. Real question. How many people Actually have believed in Santa? Bc I never did, mostly bc my dad never bothered with the entire pretense, so the whole concept is just. Really fucking strange to me

Putting an actual poll bc I feel like I'm losing my mind a bit thinking about how apparently widespread it is. Like. It's just so... weird? Why is this the thing people have popularized? It makes no sense.