#Christmas Joke Gifts

[noisycowboyglitter]

Hillary Clinton Ugly Christmas Funny Tee - Ideal for Holiday Parties

Combine holiday humor with political satire in this unconventional twist on the classic ugly Christmas sweater trend. Featuring a caricature of Hillary Clinton, this garment offers a playful take on the former First Lady, Senator, and Presidential candidate's image, set against a backdrop of exaggerated Christmas motifs.

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The design typically showcases Clinton in exaggerated holiday attire, perhaps donning a Santa hat or tangled in Christmas lights. Bold, clashing colors and intentionally tacky patterns surround the central figure, creating the signature "ugly sweater" aesthetic. Humorous slogans or puns related to Clinton's political career might be incorporated, adding an extra layer of comedic value.

Available in various styles including sweaters, t-shirts, and hoodies, this item caters to those who appreciate political humor and aren't afraid to make a statement at holiday parties. It's perfect for ugly sweater contests, casual gatherings, or as a conversation-starting gift for the politically savvy friend with a sense of humor.

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While potentially polarizing, this product aims to lighten the mood and poke fun at the intersection of politics and holiday cheer. It's important to note that reactions may vary depending on individual political views and sensitivities.

This novelty item falls into the category of humorous gag gifts, playing on controversial political themes. It's designed to provoke laughs among those who share a particular viewpoint, though it may not be to everyone's taste.

The product typically features slogans or imagery related to the idea of detaining a female political figure. It might come in various forms such as t-shirts, mugs, or small decorative items. The design often incorporates bold text and exaggerated graphics for comedic effect.

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While intended as a joke, it's important to note that this type of gift can be divisive and potentially offensive to some. It's best suited for audiences who appreciate edgy political humor and understand its satirical nature.

When considering this gag gift, be mindful of the recipient's sense of humor and political views to ensure it will be received in the spirit of fun in which it's intended.

Funny Christmas presents add a dash of humor to holiday gift-giving. These whimsical items range from quirky gadgets to witty apparel and amusing novelties. Think toilet golf sets, bacon-scented candles, or shirts with hilarious slogans. Practical jokes, punny mugs, and

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outrageous board games also fall into this category. These gifts aim to provoke laughter and lighten the mood during festive gatherings. They're perfect for office parties, white elephant exchanges, or for friends and family members with a great sense of humor. While not always the most practical, funny Christmas presents create memorable moments and bring joy through laughter.

[theoldkyokodied]

posting all of these on the same day as i'm posting them on insta. as an early christmas treat. just for you :) imagine a little bow on all of this stuilly art, okay?

[mlpoutofcontext]

[worstplayr]

Hehehe… it’s time 🎄✨

MERRY CHRISTMAS @uhuigy !!!

Please enjoy this lovely lyric comic made for you with love and care. I hope your holidays are jolly and your stockings full!

This gift is a part of @isat-secretsanta-2024 , please check out all the other awesome gifts, and give the artists and writers some love over there!!

[coolnonsenseworld]

Samurai and Ninja in crappy pics because December here is under a constant cloud and I just want y'all to see them all golden and cute without learning how to take aesthetic pictures 🥴 💙❤️😆🥰

linktr.ee/Mezzy

[lavenderrlilac]

Joong got an undercut this is not a drill all my dreams are coming true

[arkos404]

fanart for the personality swap, the lawful joke au, by @chaosaliien. happy bday dude!!

part 1, cosmic owl's wingmen tendencies vs his need to mess with his friends: FIGHT (spoiler alert its a tie)

[crimeboys]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Dream SMP Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit, Minor or Background Relationship(s) Characters: Wilbur Soot, TommyInnit, Minor Characters Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Police, Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Police Officer Wilbur Soot, Criminal TommyInnit, Murder, Manipulation, Modern Exile, Post-Exile Arc, Minecraft Mechanics, Suicidal Thoughts, Unreliable Narrator, Bipolar Wilbur Soot, Tommyinnit has PTSD, Victim Blaming, Self-Harm, Morally Ambiguous Wilbur Soot, Police Misconduct, Exile-Typical Treatment, Starvation, Abuse, Past Domestic Violence, Suicide, Guns, dream is not here but his ass is haunting the narrative big fucking time, cop-typical mistreatment of mentally ill people, puffy and sam are the only other onscreen characters Summary:

He doesn’t look like a killer, is Wilbur’s first thought upon seeing Tommy Innit outside of a picture for the first time. It’s a bit silly, really. Hardly anyone looks like a killer. They just are.

[toruandmidori]

Poor Susie.

Gift them a vintage giggle this holiday season with one of our funny snarky, reworked vintage Christmas cards.

Featuring classic festive artwork paired with a shady seasonal slogan.

Perfect Christmas gifts for slightly too honest friends.

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[sirensea14]

Hehe, so imma gonna post my secret santa gift for @/mavis.hershey from the server (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)

Holly decorating cuphead as a Christmas tree (on their shirts; Holly- the Tree's Princess, cuphead- the Princess' tree)

The questers as animals! Felix and bendy-cat, cupbros- snek, holly- hedgehog, cala maria- fish, and Alice- bird (alibends, mugman x cala and colly are there too)

[noisycowboyglitter]

Chill Out and Enjoy: Tis the Season to Be Freezin' with These Frosty Favorites

"Tis The Season To Be Freezin'" evokes the chilly embrace of winter, when frost patterns decorate windows and breath becomes visible in the crisp air. This phrase plays on the familiar Christmas carol lyric, injecting a humorous nod to the cold reality of the season.

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As temperatures plummet, people bundle up in layers of wool and down, their faces barely visible beneath scarves and hats. Icicles form crystalline chandeliers from rooftops, while snow blankets the landscape in a hushed white. The season brings a paradoxical mix of discomfort and beauty, as nature showcases its frosty artistry.

Freezing weather transforms everyday activities into challenges. Simple tasks like starting the car or fetching the mail become mini-adventures. Yet it also ushers in beloved winter pastimes: skating on frozen ponds, building snowmen, and sipping hot cocoa by the fire.

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This time of year reminds us of nature's power and our own resilience. It's a season that tests our mettle but also brings communities together, as neighbors help shovel driveways and families gather indoors for warmth and company. "Tis The Season To Be Freezin'" captures this unique blend of adversity and camaraderie, celebrating winter's icy grip with a wink and a shiver.

"Funny Christmas" conjures images of holiday mishaps and lighthearted moments that bring laughter to the festive season. Picture tangled strings of lights, lopsided trees, and ugly sweater contests that push the boundaries of good taste. It's the chaos of last-minute gift wrapping, with paper cuts and tape stuck everywhere but where it should be.

Imagine the family gathering where Uncle Bob falls asleep mid-dinner, face-first in the mashed potatoes, or the cat that refuses to leave the nativity scene alone, continually repositioning baby Jesus. It's the poorly executed Pinterest crafts, the reindeer antlers on confused pets, and the inevitable burnt cookies that set off the smoke alarm.

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Funny Christmas is about finding humor in the imperfections of the season. It's embracing the awkward family photos, laughing at bad cracker jokes, and sharing those "you had to be there" stories year after year. It reminds us that amidst the stress and expectations, there's always room for a good laugh.

Infant Christmas gifts are thoughtful presents designed for the youngest members of the family celebrating their first holiday season. These items often blend practicality with festive charm, catering to both the baby's needs and the parents' desire to create memorable moments.

Popular choices include soft, Christmas-themed onesies, plush toys with holiday motifs, and board books featuring winter or nativity stories. Personalized items like ornaments or stockings with the baby's name and birth year are cherished keepsakes.

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Safety-conscious parents appreciate teething toys shaped like candy canes or snowmen. Developmental gifts such as musical toys playing carols or sensory blocks in holiday colors stimulate young minds.

For a touch of whimsy, miniature Santa outfits or elf costumes make for adorable photo opportunities. Ultimately, infant Christmas gifts celebrate new life while introducing babies to the joy and wonder of the season.

[mothhball]

how do I tell my sister that I don't really like her current boyfriend without seeming like a hater like,,, something about him gives me the ick.

From what I've seen, he's constantly starting petty arguments and being melodramatic. My sister is no saint either, but he's lowkey gaslighting her into thinking she's the damaged and insane one in the relationship. At least from my perspective.

I just don't have a good gut feeling about him idk And obvi I can't outright tell her because they've only been dating for 3 months and are still very much in the honeymoon phase.

He just seems like an exhausting person to be around idk

ETA

I love my sister but she's also the type of person who's unable to stay single for longer than 4 months very wild from the perspective of someone who's chronically single (maybe my unwillingness to put up with stuff like this is the reason idk)

[wearedeadfancy]

SANTA IS LORD.

Get demonic this holiday season with this new darkly funny retro vibes Christmas card.

Featuring disarmingly adorable vintage art and alarmingly inappropriate “festive” greetings. 

Great xmas gifts for the santaist in your life.

Shop the full Christmas card range online or buy this card here.

[mortellanarts]

A few funnies that came up while writing a fic about Kurashiki & Klim fambly shenanigans pre-decision game

(*not all of these feature in the fic but I missed them :3)

[sisterdivinium]

“I hope it’s not in ill-taste,” Jillian confided as excited sisters carried the boxes inside. “Camila assured me religieuses were a good choice.”

“It’s certainly generous, doctor,” Mother Superion replied, surprised and thankful for the gift. “This will be a sweeter Christmas meal than usual.”

Jillian smiled. “I’ve done my good deed, then. Merry Christmas.”

“Where are you going? You will dine with us, no?”

“The mass…”

“I said dine, Jillian, not pray. Stay.”

Jillian was convinced already but Superion glanced at the pastries again.

“Eat one of your nuns.”

They exchanged a look.

They laughed and went in together.

[heavenbarnes]

HE REALLY HIT YOU WITH THE “why the fuck you government naming them” I WOULD SCREAM

he and i are both so unserious so we were sat deadlocked staring at each other and he’s like “they your neighbours or something oi?”