#Chocolate Love Monkey (label)

[newleasemusic]

Song of the Day: Rain On Me - Nellie Charles

Song of the Day: Rain On Me - Nellie Charles

Coming off the heels of the success of her last single ‘Boss’, which was recently crowned BBC 1Xtra ‘Track of the Week’, and championed by BBC Radio 1, KISS FM, and Capital Xtra, among others, while also garnering critical acclaim from the likes of Notion Magazine, Earmilk, Wordplay Magazine, Ones To Watch, and Apple Music, Manchester-based UK R&B rising sensation NELLIE CHARLES returns with a…

[magewritesstories]

[ ꜱᴀᴛᴏʀᴜ ɢᴏᴊᴏ ] ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴇɪɢʜʙᴏᴜʀʜᴏᴏᴅ ᴍᴏᴍ ᴀꜱꜱᴏᴄɪᴀᴛɪᴏɴ

summary: just a simple one-shot of your life before Megumi went to Jujutsu Tech tw: implied fem!reader but no pronouns are used note: listen, gojo has a chokehold on me but domestic!gojo? ooohh boy words: 811 (it's pretty short) jujutsu kaisen masterlist

YOU BROWSE THE ISLE BOREDLY. Some old Ed Sheeran song playing over the low-quality speaker of the grocery store as your eyes scour the colourful array of cereal boxes in front of you.

It had been an annoying experience this morning, waking up to find not only all the Captain Crunch cereal but also the instant coffee gone.

Usually Gojo does all the grocery shopping (which leads to an unequal ratio of healthy- to junkfoods.) But he's out on a mission and you can't survive without coffee.

So, here you are, trying to find a good cereal.

You could just get Captain Crunch, but Megumi complained about it last time so that was a no-go.

"You should get that one," A feminine voice spoke up as you were reading the label of a bright pink box.

You turn around to face the unfamiliar voice. "Excuse me?"

An elder woman, maybe ten years older than you, holds up a dark green box with what seems to be the picture of a monkey and chocolate shells.

"This cereal—it's more nutritious but my kids love it because it tastes like chocolate."

"I'm sorry, do I know you?" You question, a little taken aback. The woman's smile falters a little and suddenly you think you've made a mistake. Had you met her at a parent-teacher conference, maybe?

But thankfully she quickly reassures you. "Oh, no sorry, I'm Saori Aino," She introduces, maneuvering past her cart to shake your hand, "I live in apartment 107. I suppose I got a little ahead of myself there."

"Ah, okay, it's alright," You reply quickly, smiling somewhat awkwardly as you shake her hand, "I'm Y/N L/N."

The woman nods as she hands you the box of cereal, letting out a soft giggle. "Oh, I know. My son goes to the same middle-school as your daughter—tells me how Tsumiki can never shut up about how amazing you are."

The comment makes you go a little red as you smile, "Really?"

"Oh yeah, honestly we're all dying to meet you—you should swing by a PTA meeting some time," Saori replies, "I know all the other parents would love to meet you. Bring your husband too!"

Before you can reply that technically Satoru isn't your husband yet, Saori continues excitedly. "Actually, the spring dance is coming up, and we need volunteer chaperones."

"Oh, uhm, I suppose I could check my schedule..." You reply, sheepishly rubbing the back of your neck.

"That's great!" She replies, clasping her hands together excitedly before checking her watch, "Ah, I should really get going and make dinner but think about what I said. And don't be shy to ask for a favour every now and then, we parents should stick together, right?"

Saori doesn't give you the time to reply as she quickly walks off with a small wave. Leaving you standing there with a box of cereal in your hand, wondering what had just happened.

You're lazing on the couch—halfheartedly listening to the protagonist of the movie monologue—when Satoru get home that night.

He leans over the back of the couch, watching along for a couple of minutes before jumping over it and plopping down next to you.

You quickly wing your legs over his lap as he takes of his blindfold, tiredly resting your head on his shoulder.

"How'd the mission go?"

"As always, it was a walk in the park."

You playfully roll you eyes at his bragging tone. "How was it here? Anything exciting happen?" Satoru asks, wrapping an arm around your shoulder as he relaxes.

"Nothing special, just ran some errands, helped Tsumiki with math—at least I think I did, pretty sure we were both crying about the primitive at some point."

Then you suddenly remember your interaction at the store. "Oh, and I think I'm officially a part of the neighbourhood mom association."

Gojo peels his eyes away form the glowing screen, "What?"

"Yeah, I was grocery shopping today—because somebody finished all the coffee and didn't bother to restock—" He feigns an innocent face at that—"And one of the moms that lives in the building walked up to me."

He raises a brow at the statement. "She started talking 'bout how the PTA would love to have us join them, they need chaperones for Tsumiki's spring dance, and how we shouldn't be shy and ask for help if we need it, etc."

"Congratulations," He replies sarcastically, grinning at the proud smile on your face. You nod, "I think I deserve to be recognized as a parent after putting up with you and Megumi."

Satoru just rolls his eyes playfully.

"Oh and by the way, everyone thinks you're my husband."

He lets out a laugh at that statement, placing a sloppy kiss on you cheek, "Yeah, I should probably get on that, huh?"

"Probably."

[axofluff]

✩ Get to know Alex ✩

*.·:·.✧ Welcome to my about me! ✧.·:·.*

➸ This post will let you know all the stuff you need to know about the author behind this post! Me! :D ♡⸜(˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝ ➸ I wanted to make an official one since my old one isn't to my style anymore ➸ If you still have any questions after this, feel free to ask me anything in my dm's or AMA! (づ˶•༝•˶)づ♡ Happy reading!

Hi there! I see you've stumbled across my tumblr page! (・ω・) ✦ My name is Alex and I'm a small writer here! I've been writing ever since I was 12. My grandma introduced me to books and ever since then I've always had my nose stuck in a novel about some mystical far away land. ✦ I mostly write oneshots and fanfics but I do have my own works which I sadly deleted or no longer continued as I wasn't happy with them (｡•́︿•̀｡). ✦ I started off on Wattpad with writing Twilight fanfic and I developed my basic writing skills from there. I may move my work over to a03 but I currently like Tumblr's UI and how I can link my stuff under one blog so it's easier for people to find my work. ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ✦ I am 19 as of writing this and I live in England in the UK! I speak only English, although I want to learn Italian at some point since I love the history and culture of the roman empire. It's been my special interest ever since I played Assassin's creed 2 back on my xbox 360.

✦ I am autistic and I have ADHD so my attention span is less then a goldfish. I have a lot of special interests such as space, the paranormal and history. I also have a huge soft spot for aviation and the military, mostly because I am a huge fan of Top gun and ever since then I've been interested in jets. ✦ I've been in too many interests to honestly label at this point but my mains being; Call of Duty, Detroit: Become Human, Red Dead Redemption and Spiderman. I'm also a huge fan of the game Death stranding and Assassin's creed. I have also dabbled a bit in the Apex Legends fandom as I played a large chunk of the game last year. ✦ I have hobbies outside of writing such as going biking, walking, reading, sketching, arts and crafts and video games. I also love to play chess when I have the chance. ✦ I kin characters a lot, my main being Konig from CoD, Wattson from Apex Legends and Pavitr from Spiderman/ I tend to kin characters that share the same qualities as me. They also bring me a sense of comfort. ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა ✦ My music taste is currently a massive heap. I listen to all sorts but I'll label some of my favorite artists ✧˖*°࿐The Weeknd ✧˖*°࿐Childish Gambino ✧˖*°࿐ Kendrick Lamar ✧˖*°࿐ Twenty One Pilots ✧˖*°࿐Radiohead ✧˖*°࿐Slipknot ✧˖*°࿐The neighborhood ✧˖*°࿐Arctic Monkeys ✧˖*°࿐Lady Gaga ✧˖*°࿐NF ✧˖*°࿐Rammenstien ✧˖*°࿐AC/DC ✧˖*°࿐Porter Robinson ✧˖*°࿐Post Malone ✧˖*°࿐Coldplay ✧˖*°࿐Avicii You can find my spotify here to find all my music tastes and what not ৻( •̀ ᗜ •́ ৻) Some simple facts about me •⩊• ✩ Name(s): Alex/Tobias/ axofluff ✩ Birthday: 8th November 2003 ✩ Pronouns: All! ✩ Gender: Bigender trans masc but atm its just c o n f u s i o n, I'm still exploring who I am so this is most likely to change .

✩Favorite food: I love chinese takeout's, Pizza and Ramen ✩Favorite animals: I love cats, sharks and kangaroos

✩Favorite colour: Mint green ✩Favorite show: The dragon prince on Netflix ✩Favorite Song: United in grief by Kendrick Lamar ✩Favorite icecream: Mint chocolate chip

This may be updated in the future if I feel the need to add more to the blog! Thank you all for reading! "૮₍ ˶•⤙•˶ ₎ა Remember you are loved and stay hydrated and eat something today if you haven't already ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡ MWA! Have a great rest of your day! <3

[alsjeblieft-zeg]

144 of 2024

++Over 100 This or That Questions++

Created by: lost-insanity

Pepsi or Coke? Soda or Juice? Pulp or No Pulp? 7up or Sprite? Strawberry or Blueberry? Yellow or Purple? Blue or Green? Rock or Rap? Hip Hop or R&B;? Tv or Movies? Scary or Comedy? Books or Magazines? Night or Morning? Kisses or Hugs? Life or Death? Bicycle or Motorcycle? Up or Down? Noise or Silence? Run or Walk? Burger King or McDonald's? Apples or Bananas? Mexican or Italian Food? Winter or Summer? Spring or Fall? Chocolate or Candeh? Chicken or Beef? Left or Right? Doritos or Cheetos? Veggies or Fruits? Smoke or Drink? Cold or Hott? Jason or Freddie Kruger? Weird or Normal? Male or Female? Elmo or Ernie? School or No School? Meat or Fish? Long or Short Nails? Hot Fudge or Caramal? Halloween or Christmas? Pizza or Spagetti? Scream or Cry? Camera or Digital Camera? DvD or VhS? Roses or Lillies? Pickles or Cucumbers? Love or Hate? Chocolate or Vanilla? Latte or Expresso? Outside or Inside? Evil or not Evil? Clean or Dirty Bad or Good? Sunrise or Sunset? Truth or Lies? Britney Spears or Christina Aguliara? Ashlee or Jessica Simpson? Beyonce or Ashanti? Eminem or 50 Cent? Simple Plan or Good Charolette Green Day or Blink 182? Nivana or System of The Down? Korn or Incubus? Apples or Oranges? Teacher or Student? Rich or Poor? Sports or Reading? Cookies or Cake? Town or City? Birds or Horses? Cats or Dogs? Monkeys or Penguins? Rain or Snow? Sun or Moon? Tattoos or Piercings? Smart or Dumb? Aol or Msn? Cd's or Mp3 Players Baked or Mashed Potaoes Motel or Hotel? Cars or Buses? Trains of Planes? Forks or Spoons? Family Guy or Simpsons? South Park or Spongebob? Money or Love? Hamburgers of Hotdogs? Nachos or French Fries? Blue or Green Eyes? Blonde or Brunette? Labels or No Labels? Converses or Etnies? Pen or Pencil? Beach or Pool? Dolphins or Whales? Drums or Guitars? Salt or Pepper? Basketball or Football? Soccer or Baseball? Snowboard or Ski? Skittles or Starburts? Finding Nemo or Shrek? Halloween or Nightmare on Elm Street(movies)? Sausage or Bacon? Skateboard or RollerBlades? Ferris Wheel or RollerCoaster? Wet or Dry? Circus or Carnival? John Kerry or George Bush? Bath or Shower?

[biographygen]

Shawn Mendes – Biography, Net Worth, Early Life, Career, Personal Life, Awards and Accolades achievements, Girlfriend,

Full NameShawn Peter Raul MendesNet Worth $40 million.Date Of BirthAugust 8, 1998Age26 YearsGenderMaleHeight6 foot 2 inches (1.88 cm)

Shawn Mendes Biography

Canadian singer-songwriter Shawn Peter Raul Mendes was born on August 8, 1998. When he started posting song covers on the Vine video sharing platform in 2013, he began to gain popularity. The following year, he attracted the interest of Island Records A&R Ziggy Chareton and artist manager Andrew Gertler, which resulted in him inking a record deal with the label. 2014 saw the release of Mendes' self-titled debut EP, and 2015 saw the release of his debut studio album Handwritten. With Handwritten's number one debut on the US Billboard 200, Mendes became one of just five artists in history to achieve this feat prior to turning 18. In the UK, "Stitches" peaked at number one, and in the US and Canada, it made it into the top ten. The singles "Treat You Better" and "There's Nothing Holdin' Me Back" from Mendes' second album Illuminate (2016) debuted at number one in the US and made it to the top 10 in a number of other countries. His 2018 self-titled third studio album featured the lead single "In My Blood" as a supporting track. Mendes became the third-youngest artist to have three number-one albums when the album debuted at number one in the US. The hit singles "If I Can't Have You" and "Señorita" were released in 2019, with the latter reaching the top of the US Billboard Hot 100. Wonder (2020), his fourth studio album, made him the youngest male artist to ever have four consecutive No. 1 albums on the Billboard 200. Mendes has received numerous honors, including three Grammy Award nominations, one Brit Award nomination, ten MTV Europe Music Awards, eight Juno Awards, eight iHeartRadio MMVAs, two American Music Awards, and thirteen SOCAN awards. He was listed by Time as one of the 100 most important people in the world on their yearly list in 2018. Full NameShawn Peter Raul MendesNicknameBenito, Angel, Muffin, Shawny-Bear, Cuddlebud, Love Monkey, Babe & SweetheartPorfessionSinger, Songwriter, Model, Record Producer & ActorPhysical Height Eye Colour Hair Colour 6 foot 2 inches (1.88 cm) Dark Brown Dark BrownDate Of BirthAugust 8, 1998Age26 YearsBirthplacePickering, Ontario, CanadaNationalityCanadian ReligionChristianityHometown Pickering, Toronto, CanadaOccupationSingerGraduatedPine Ridge Secondary School in 2016College/ University University of British ColumbiaFoodMuffins: Carrots, blueberries, chocolate chip and bananaHobbies Long boardingColourBlueSport’sIce Hockey, SoccerMarital StatusUnmarriedParents Father: Manuel Mendes (Businessman) Mother: Karen Mendes (Real Estate Agent)Girlfriend NameCamila Cabello

Shawn Mendes Net Worth

(Image by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images) With a $40 million net worth, Shawn Mendes is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and model. Shawn Mendes became well-known through posting song covers on the mobile video-sharing app Vine. Since then, he has grown to be among the most well-known and lucrative musicians worldwide. Shawn has put out several albums, winning numerous Grammy nominations, receiving critical praise, and becoming well-known throughout the world. The majority of Shawn Mendes' income comes from the sales of his music, which includes royalties from streaming services, albums, and singles. He has started a number of international concert tours, which bring in a sizable sum of money from sponsorships, merchandise sales, and ticket sales. Forbes estimates that his 2019 tour brought in about $87 million. In addition, he supports a wide range of companies, including Tim Hortons, Calvin Klein, and Smile Direct Club. He enjoys a sizable online following on social media. In addition, he makes a sizable income from brand alliances, sponsored posts, and other online revenue streams.

Shawn Mendes Early Life

On August 8, 1998, Shawn Peter Raul Mendes was born in Pickering, Ontario, to Portuguese father Manuel Mendes and English mother Karen (née Rayment). His father is a businessman from the Algarve who distributes restaurant and bar equipment in Toronto, and his mother is a real estate agent. Aaliyah is his younger sister. In addition to playing soccer and ice hockey, Manuel Mendes joined the high school glee club and focused on his stage appearance in acting classes before graduating from Pine Ridge Secondary School in June 2016. He also held a Toronto audition for the Disney Channel.

Shawn Mendes Career

Singing Career

American talent manager Andrew Gertler became interested in Mendes in late 2013 because of her online celebrity, especially on Vine. He became a signatory of Island Records in May 2014. In June, Mendes dropped his debut single, "Life of the Party," which debuted at number 25 on the Billboard Hot 25. Mendes is the youngest singer to debut that high on the Billboard charts, having just turned 16 years old. In July 2014, he released his debut EP on a big label, which peaked at No. 5 on the Billboard 200. List OF Songs  Act Like You Love Me2015Bad Reputation2016Fallin’ All in You2018Lover (remix)2019Higher2020It’ll Be Okay2021Upgrade the Recipe2022Why Are We Dying, Anyway2023 Acting Career Prior to beginning his musical career, Mendes provided voices for animated movies. In the animated feature Underdogs (2013), he made his acting debut. 2016 saw Mendes make his live-action acting debut in The 100's third season premiere on The CW. The news that Mendes would be starring in Ivan Reitman's road trip musical feature film Summer of Love was first made public in March 2017. The creation of the script was supported by Reitman's production business, which was also in the process of arranging a distribution deal. The project was not yet in production as of September 2021. On August 20, 2021, Mendes did, however, release a single called "Summer of Love." Handwritten (2013- 2015) Mendes released Handwritten, his debut studio album, on April 14, 2015. It sold over a million copies in the US and quickly went platinum after making its debut at the top of the Billboard 200 chart. Since fellow Canadian Justin Bieber made his debut on the Billboard chart in 2010, Mendes is the youngest artist to do so. As the opening act for Taylor Swift's 1989 North American Tour, Mendes concluded her 2015 tour. In addition, he was nominated for a 2015 Juno Award in the Breakthrough Artist of the Year category. Mendes was nominated in 2016 for Artist of the Year, Pop Album of the Year, and Album of the Year for Handwritten. Illuminate (2016) The lead single, "Treat You Better," was released prior to Mendes' September 2016 release of Illuminate, her second album. The album opened at number one on both the Canadian Albums List and the Billboard 200, and the song peaked at number 10 on the Billboard Hot 100. After wrapping up his first solo world tour in 2016, he made his Saturday Night Live debut in December of the same year on NBC. Mendes started a second world tour in 2017 to promote Illuminate. The tour almost immediately sold out. Mendes has performed at some of the biggest venues on the planet, such as London's O2. Before turning 20 in November 2017, Mendes scored three No. 1 songs on the Billboard Adult Pop Songs chart. Wonder (2020) Like his previous albums, Mendes' fourth album Wonder debuted at No. 1 in the US and Canada when it was released in December 2020. The duet "Señorita," which won the 2020 Juno Award for Single of the Year and was nominated for a 2019 Grammy Award for Best Pop Duo/Group Performance, was produced by Mendes and his then-lover Camila Cabello. Mendes was nominated for five Juno Awards in 2022 as a result of Wonder, including Pop Album of the Year and Album of the Year. Mendes won the TikTok Fan Choice Juno Awards and became the youngest recipient of the International Achievement Award. The third-youngest person to reach 18 billion is Mendes. A few days prior to the 2022 Juno Awards.

Shawn Mendes Personal Life

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (10101008ss) Shawn Mendes arrives at the 61st annual Grammy Awards at the Staples Center, in Los Angeles 61st Annual Grammy Awards - Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 10 Feb 2019 Mendes lives in Toronto's downtown area. In July 2019, he started dating singer Camila Cabello, a Cuban-American. Both of them were accused of trying to start a relationship for publicity because of their relationship, which caused controversy. However, Mendes insisted that their relationship was "definitely not a publicity stunt". November 2021 saw the couple's announcement of their split. In response to inquiries concerning his sexual orientation, he declared, "I'm not gay. Secondly, it should be irrelevant whether I was or wasn't. The music should be the main attraction, not my sexual orientation." Mendes has acknowledged publicly in his song "In My Blood" that he suffers from anxiety. He said, "I had a few conversations with a therapist. In addition, What works for you is therapy. It just depends on what you think therapy is. For example, therapy can be going out to dinner with friends or running on the treadmill while listening to music. It's something that helps you heal and divert. I consciously tried to spend more time with the people in my life. I discovered that, although I had believed that isolating myself from others would help me combat it, the only way I could do so was by fully allowing people into my life.

Shawn Mendes Awards

Mendes is the recipient of multiple honors and nominations. He was the recipient of eight iHeartRadio Much Music Video Awards (MMVA), twelve Juno Awards, eight Society of Composers, Authors and Music Publishers of Canada (SOCAN) awards, five BMI Awards, three American Music Awards, two MTV Video Music Awards, and the Allan Slaight Honour from Canada's Walk of Fame. He is a nominee for one Brit Award and three Grammy Awards.

Shawn Mendes Accolades and achievements

Filmography YearsTitleRolesNote2013MetegolYoung JakeEnglish Dud2020Shawn Mendes: Live In ConcertHimselfDocumentary2020Shawn Mendes: In WonderHimselfConcert Film2022Lyle, Lyle, CrocodileLyleTheatrical Release In the TV Shows Roles YearsTitleRolesNote2015Yo QuisieraHimselfEpisode: "Yo soy la bloguera de moda" 2016Saturday Night Live HimselfEpisode: "Emma Stone/Shawn Mendes"2018Drop the MicHimselfEpisode: "Odell Beckham/Shawn Mendes"2019Saturday Night LiveHimselfEpisode: "Adam Sandler/Shawn Mendes"2022The Tonight Show Staming Jimmy FallonHimselfEpisode: "Jesse Tyler Ferguson/Shawn Mendes"

Shawn Mendes Girlfriend

He began dating the Cuban-American singer Camila Cabello in July 2019. Mendes insisted that their relationship was "definitely not a publicity stunt," but when rumors circulated that they were attempting to start a relationship in order to gain attention, their relationship became contentious. The couple announced their split in November 2021. When people asked him about his sexual preference, he said, "I'm not gay. Second, it shouldn't matter if I was or wasn't. My sexual orientation should not be the main attraction; the music should. In his song "In My Blood," Mendes candidly admitted that he experiences anxiety. "I had a few conversations with a therapist," he stated. I made a conscious effort to see the people in my life more often. I learned that, despite my prior belief that excluding people would help me deal with it, the only way I could effectively combat it was by letting people fully into my life. Read the full article

[briuh]

vanilla or chocolate?

Vanilla unless it’s literal chocolate

pineapple or orange?

Orange

summer or fall?

Summer

winter or spring?

Spring!

coke or pepsi?

Coke

flip flops or converse?

Chuck Taylors

thanksgiving or christmas?

Thanksgiving

lil wayne or kanye west?

Kaaannnnyyyeeee

degrassi or glee?

You said what?

iphone or blackberry?

Neither. Get a life.

baseball or football?

X games motocross and mma

basketball or soccer?

Listen..

facebook or myspace?

MySpace 🥺… the original

twitter or photobucket?

Do either even exist?

snapple or vitamin water?

Snaps

math or social studies?

DAM.

I can’t choose they’re equally terrible

Math.

purple or red?

💜💜💜

mac or dell?

I don’t even have a computer anymore

msn, aol, or aim?

Aim 🥺

uggs or emu?

Sorel

facebook chat or IM?

Texting

texting or calling?

Calling

air heads or starburst?

Starburst 💦

sweet or sour?

Both

paramore or the fray?

Who?

sunrise or sunset?

Sunrise but … sunset

girly girl or tomboy?

Tomboy

delia’s or hot topic?

Hot topic but I do miss Delia’s

ipod or cd player?

I have a phone

love or money?

Love

Here’s the latest. You know, the best thing about the Internet is the ability to talk about yourself. A LOT.

If I looked on the bed next to you, what would I find?

My man

Do you go to the bathroom with the door open or closed?

Depends on the bathroom. Like home bathroom or work bathroom?

Are your underwear and socks folded in your drawer or just thrown in?

A nice even mixture of both because i hardly have drawers

Sleep on your back or stomach?

All over

Are you a cuddler?

Yes, although I’m also the cuddled

What would I find if I looked UNDER your bed?

Clothes because I kind of don’t have drawers

Something that happened today that made you angry?

My boyfriend, because he was at work and not with me, even though I was also at work, but it annoyed me.

What were you doing before this survey?

Reuniting myself with my tumblr for the 578th time

What will you do after the survey?

Bed

Marriage or living together?

Marriage is the preference but he moved himself in and I didn’t say no

What shirt are you wearing now?

Black tank top with a green tie dye hoodie

Do you sing?

Yea but the cigarettes really throw a wrench

Do you de-label your beer bottles?

I don’t drink beer

Do you talk about your feelings or hide them?

Bury! Bury them all!

Is there something you regret and wish you could take back?

Eh, no

First thing you do when you wake up?

🫢

Ever had surgery?

Twice

Last argument you got into with?

I live with my man, take a wild guess

Do you tend to rip the paper off water bottles?

I don’t use those I have the metal refillable ones

What’s one good thing about your best friend?

He listens to me complain and loves me anyway. He calms me down. He has my back

How long does it take for you to fall asleep at night?

Most of the entire night

Current song on myspace?

🙄

When you shut off your alarm clock, do you tend to fall back asleep?

Remember the question about who i last had an argument with?

If you were given the chance to take care of a monkey for a weekend, would you?

No.

What are you looking forward to in the next few months?

Finishing school

It’s Wednesday afternoon, where are you usually?

Work

Honestly, if you could have ANYONE in the world, who would it be?

The one I have now

Your Christmas list consists of?

We still doing that?

Ok cool I want a house

No no no I want a million dollars for Christmas

You’re going to New York for school shopping, where do you go first?

I guess this question is assuming I got what I wanted for Christmas

You need a new pair of jeans, what store do you go to first?

Abercrombie or temu there is no in between

How do you feel about your hair?

I like my hair

What movie is in your DVD player?

DVD player lol

If you could move away, no questions asked, where would you move?

Italy

How much do looks matter to you in a guy/girl?

I’d be lying if I said they don’t matter at all. They matter. A lot. However, once I love that person, they could let themselves go and I’d still love them just as much. But since they’re already attractive they prob aren’t going to let themself go feel me

What’s the greatest thing that happened to you today?

My son came home from babysitting and my boyfriend came home from work and we’re all safe and sound and home together

What would you change about your life right now?

Money

How many TRUE best friends do you have?

1, may be 2

What’s the best feeling in the world?

Being in his arms, head in his chest, and he randomly kisses me on the head

[bugsandcoffee]

Title: Tough Act

Pairing: Steve/Bucky

Tags/Warnings: Fake/Pretend Relationship, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - No Powers, Fluff, Light Angst, Mutual Pining, Musician Bucky Barnes, Getting Back Together, Domestic Fluff, Idiots in Love, Past Abuse (Not between Steve and Bucky of course), Featuring a guest appearance from the Arctic Monkeys/Alex Turner, And a bunch of Maisie Peters songs, Angst with a Happy Ending, Exes to Lovers, Happy Ending

Summary: A decade after they broke up Bucky shows up on Steve’s doorstep. He needs his help. Bucky needs a boyfriend to convince his record label to let him release his next album and if he can't get a real boyfriend, a fake boyfriend will have to do.

Steve agrees. After all there's nothing that could go wrong with fake dating the guy you've always had feelings for, is there?

Word Count: 9,294 words

Note: This fic was written while ill so may contain some mistakes. The title is from Maisie Peters' song Tough Act. This fills Card R4074 | Square: N2 - Fake Dating for @stuckybingo as well as Coffee, tea or hot chocolate for the monthly prompts.

You can read this fic on AO3:

[flamingos-fictional-others]

Hi everyone, and welcome to my blog!! Make sure to read all of this before you continue!

I’m Flamingo-emoji, but you can call me Mookie! I’m comfortable with sharing my F/Os, so feel free to DM me so we can gush about a character we both love!❤️ I really love when people talk to me or send asks, so please ask me about my F/Os!!

(Also, I am a Minor. please don’t do anything inappropriate.) And if you’re new, here’s the link to my first blog:

~Random things about me~

My personality type is ENTP-T

I have ADHD and Anxiety, so forgive me if I'm too much sometimes

My favorite animals are flamingos! (obviously)

I love chocolate

I like collecting Beanie Boos

And I really want a pet Monkey 😂

~Fandoms I’m In~

My Hero Academia

Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure

Wakfu

Eddsworld

Lego Monkie Kid

Steven Universe

Mao-Mao Heroes of Pure Heart

Mystery Skulls Animated

ENA

Villainous

Smiling Friends

My Little Pony

Unikitty

Five Nights At Freddy’s: Security Breach

Deltarune

Spooky Month

~My Romantic F/Os~

Hawks (My Hero Academia) #Ship:🪶 Mao-Mao (Mao Mao Heroes of Pure Heart) #Ship:🐈‍⬛ Lewis (Mystery Skulls Animated) #Ship:👻

Tankman (Newgrounds/FNF) #Ship:🔲

ENA (Joel G) #Ship:📺

Blackhat (Villainous) #Ship:🎩

Tord (Eddsworld) #Ship:🥓

Master Frown (Unikitty) #Ship:☹️

Dally (Wakfu) #Ship:🔥

MK (Lego Monkie Kid) #Ship:🥡

Macaque (Lego Monkie Kid) #Ship:🌙

Sun Wukong (Lego Monkie Kid) #Ship:☀️

Dio (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure) #Ship:🩸

Josuke (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure) #Ship:👾

Narancia (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure) #Ship:🍊

Giorno (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure) #Ship:🐸

Bruno (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure) #Ship:🤐

Mista (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure) #Ship:🔫

Trish (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure) #Ship💄

Spinel (Steven Universe) #Ship:🎀

Rohan (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure) #Ship:🖋

Jotaro (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure) #Ship:🐬

Squalo and Tiziano (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure) #Ship:✌️ Cioccolata (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure) #Ship:🍫

Bob Velseb (Spooky Month) #Ship:🥩

Ross (Spooky Month) #Ship:🚲

Shotgun man (Sr Pelo) #Ship:💥

Captain (Sr Pelo) #Ship: 🕶️

Jack (Spooky month) #Ship:🍩

~My Platonic F/Os~

Tokoyami Fumikage (My Hero Academia)

Steven (Steven Universe)

Sundrop/Moondrop (Five Nights At Freddys Security Breach)

Dr.Flug (Villainous)

Pim (Smiling Friends)

Badgerclops (MaoMao Heroes of Pure Heart)

Amalia (Wakfu)

Red Son (Lego Monkie Kid)

Mei (Lego Monkie Kid)

Fugo (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure)

Abbacchio (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure)

Koichi (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure)

Secco (Jojo’s Bizzare Adventure)

Glamrock Freddy (Five Nights at Freddy’s; Security Breach)

Montgomery Gator (Five Nights at Freddy’s Security Breach)

Robert and Roy (Spooky Month)

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No Matter What

Read here on AO3!!

Summary: 

Bruce figures out that his son isn't straight from an early age.

That doesn't make him love him any less.

- Eight Years Old -

Bruce is finally starting to get a hang of this parenting thing.

The first few months were rough, there’s no disputing that. Bruce lost track of how many times he panicked and called Leslie Thompkins whenever Dick burst into tears over something and Alfred wasn’t home. Not to mention all the times when Alfred would leave Bruce on his own for dinner, insisting that one must learn how to raise a child without a butler to help. Bruce fed the kid burnt chicken nuggets and garlic bread for two nights straight. Now, though? Bruce is immensely proud of how far he and Dick have come. He’s even taken to attending PTA meetings, if only for the free coffee and doughnuts. He hears the front door open right on time, then wet boots hitting the floor. Dick had a half day today to make room for meet-the-teacher night later. Bruce isn’t looking forward to spending two hours sitting in a chair made for eight-year-olds, listening to a teacher in plastic pearls talk about an elementary schooler’s oh-so challenging curriculum. At least he’s only got the one; he has no intention of having more kids after Dick. Bruce busies himself with his mostly unburnt slice of toast, one ear trained on the footsteps through the foyer accompanied by unceasing chatter that Bruce has grown quite fond of over the months. “—and then they let us outside for recess even though it was raining, and I went on the swings and my hair got all wet and it was so cool.” “That explains the muddy clothes,” Alfred says. “Sorry, Alf. I’m not immune to mud puddles.” “It would appear so, Master Dick.”

The two of them enter the kitchen, Dick working his elbows out of his yellow rain slicker to reveal the school uniform beneath. His cheeks are rosy, his eyes bright. “Hiya, Bruce!”

“Hey, champ. How was school?” “It was awesome. It was raining all day and at recess there were a ton of puddles all over the playground and a million worms. I didn’t touch them though, ‘cause the teacher said not to.” “What snack would you like, Master Dick?” Alfred asks, taking Dick’s discarded raincoat and folding it over his arm. “Can you do ants on a log?” “Coming right up, sir.” Dick heaves himself up on the bar stool beside Bruce, his sock feet kicking against the lower cupboard. Bruce spreads marmalade over his toast. “Tell me more about school. Any fights today?” “Nope,” Dick says proudly, flashing his gapped teeth. Dick and another boy got into a scuffle on the first day over a comment about whether Dick’s parents being from the circus meant they were part monkey. It’s a miracle Dick only gave the kid a nosebleed and didn’t break anything. The principal let Dick off with a warning since it was his first time at a normal school, but Bruce has a feeling the only reason he wasn’t expelled was because his guardian is the most powerful man in Gotham City. Bruce had a stern talk with Dick when they got home about the importance of controlling one’s actions. Traveling the world in a circus train car doesn’t do much to help one’s impulse control. He also banned Dick from watching television for the rest of the night, but Dick’s crocodile tears swayed him to balance it out by letting him have ice cream before dinner. That’s good parenting, right? “I even made a friend,” Dick says. “Oh? What are they like?” “His name is Caleb and his desk is right next to mine, so we talked during reading time. Then he gave me some of his chocolate during lunch and we played on the swings together at recess.” “Ah, the wonders of childhood friendship,” Alfred says from where he’s slicing up a celery stalk at the other end of the counter. He sounds relieved, and Bruce finds himself matching it. Dick has been at Gotham Elementary for almost a week and hasn’t made a single friend until now. Bruce can’t tell if that is more because of Dick’s circus background or because he is a tan-skinned boy with the barest of Romani accents attending a predominantly white private school. Sometimes (all the time) Bruce loathes being associated with Gotham’s high society. If you’re not white, straight, and rich, you are automatically shunned in their minds. “He sounds great, Dick.” “Yeah! And he’s got really pretty eyes too. I can’t tell if they’re brown or green, but they’re sparkly like glitter.” Bruce arches an eyebrow. “You must like him a lot.” He takes a bite of his toast, making eye contact with Alfred over the boy’s head. Alfred doesn’t react but for a twitch of his mustache. Dick nods, focus switched over to the plate Alfred slides in front of him. Dick takes a celery stick and picks off the first raisin coated in peanut butter, licking it off his thumb. “I hope he talks to me again tomorrow. Alfred, can I bring an extra snack to lunch tomorrow so I can share it with him?” Alfred smiles. “Of course. I will pack a second cupcake in your lunchbox tomorrow morning just for him.” “Thanks, Alf.” Dick goes right back to eating his ants on a log, cheerful as ever, completely unaware of the swarm of question marks buzzing around in Bruce’s head. Huh. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

- Eleven Years Old - Bruce gets home from a three-hour business meeting, his sandpapery eyes aching to close and stay shut for...let’s go with ten years? That should be enough. He loosens his tie and prepares to go upstairs to his bedroom where he’ll spend the next decade of his life hibernating, until he sees his ward on the living room sofa. Dick is lying on his stomach with his face buried in a throw pillow, as if he’s waiting for the sofa to swallow him whole. Must have been a bad day if he’s not sliding down banisters and flipping over chairs like usual. Sighing, Bruce goes over. “Dick? You alive over there?” “Mmph.” At least he’s conscious. Bruce sits on the arm of the couch, shaking Dick’s thin shoulder. “Come on, kiddo. Use your words.” “Mmph.” “Bad day, then?” Dick nods. “Do you want to tell me what happened?” Dick shakes his head. Bruce sits back with a frown. “Alfred?” he calls. Alfred pokes his head in. “Yes, Master Bruce?” Bruce gestures to their anguished preteen. “It would seem that our lad had a rough day at school. He wouldn’t tell me what, but I’m making his favorite casserole for dinner. Hopefully that will perk him up.” Bruce turns back to Dick, who hasn’t moved. “C’mon, Dickie. Sit up so I can see your face.” Reluctantly, Dick forces himself upright with one last groan into his pillow. His hair is mussed, standing up on one side. There’s a pillow crease on his cheek. He sits back against the sofa, miserable. “Better.” Bruce prods Dick’s ribs which earns him a giggle, goading the kid into sliding over a few inches so Bruce can sit beside him. Dick leans into his side immediately and Bruce puts his arm around him. “Now, tell me what’s got you down.” “I want to transfer schools.” “How come?” As far as he’s known until now, Dick has loved middle school. His childhood took a bad turn when his parents’ ropes snapped, but preteen life is at a good start. Until now. Dick’s gaze is trained on his sneakers, kicking them where they hang over the edge of the couch. “Some kids in my science class were talking crap about me.” “Don’t say crap.” “Can I go to a new school? Please?” “What did those kids say about you?” Dick picks at a dime-size hole in his jeans. “They called me gay,” he says quietly. Bruce tightens his arm around the boy, his heart panging. Of course someone had to bully Bruce’s kid. As if his life hasn’t already been hard enough without stupid teenagers making it worse. “I wasn’t even doing anything wrong. I was just talking to my lab partner, and the guys at the next table over started whispering about us. Then they started throwing papers.” “Did you tell the teacher?” “No. But I know she noticed. Everyone did. She just didn’t do anything about it.” That sets Bruce’s blood to a boil. Teachers have a responsibility to protect their students, no matter what. What gives her the right to turn a blind eye to bullying, just because a couple of students might not fit the agreed-upon standards of “perfect” upper class society? “I’ll set up an appointment with the principal,” Bruce decides. Dick’s eyes get wide. “Bruce, no. Please. It’s fine, really. I don’t want this to turn into a big deal.” “What did you do when it happened?” Dick shrugs. “Nothing. My lab partner stopped talking to me, so I just asked to go to the bathroom and didn’t come back until the bell rang.” Bruce sighs. Middle schoolers are the worst, every last one of them. (Except for Dick, of course; he is perfect.) “I’m sorry, sweetheart. Kids can be cruel—especially at your age, when they start learning new words that they don’t understand the way they should. They think some words are insults or something to be ashamed of when they’re not. Most kids grow out of this. Too many don’t.” “People suck,” Dick mutters. “I don’t even know why they were saying all that stuff. I’m not...I’m not like that” Bruce bites his cheek. He’s going to have to be careful about this. “Dick, do you know what being gay means?” “Duh. It’s when two guys date each other. I’m not stupid.” “I know you’re not stupid. But gay can mean a lot of things. Men can like other men, just as women can love other women. Like Kate, for instance. Then there are bisexual and pansexual people who love all genders, and asexuals who don’t like either.” Thank god Bruce thought ahead and read some LGBTQ+ research books all those years ago when he first began to suspect that Dick wasn’t heterosexual. “And transgender is when someone doesn’t identify with the gender they were assigned at birth. Sometimes people feel more like a man, a woman, neither, or both.” “...Okay?” “I just want to make sure you understand these things, because part of being a respectful person means respecting others for who they are. And if you don’t completely understand the label they identify as, then it’s your job to try and understand it the best you can.” “Why?” “Because too many people in this world judge others for things they can’t control, and that’s not right. No one should have to feel like they were born wrong. And I want to make sure you know this, that way you can be better than those who choose to hurt others for things they can’t control.” “Does that mean the guys who made fun of me are bad people?” “I’m sure they aren’t. They might just be confused because they don’t understand that being gay isn’t anything bad or dirty. The people in this part of Gotham...they don’t accept a lot of things. They think that being queer or a person of color means you don’t deserve respect, and that’s wrong. It was wrong of those kids to tease you and your lab partner the way they did.” Dick nods slowly. “I’m not gay.” “I know. I just want you to be aware of these things. And if you ever have questions or need to talk, you can always come to me.” He ruffles Dick’s hair. “Even when other people are nasty, remember that I love you no matter what, got it?” Dick shoves Bruce’s hand away and smoothes his hair back out, grinning. “Yeah, yeah. I got it.” ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

- Thirteen Years Old -

What’s the difference between a growth spurt and a shark? 

Dick doesn’t have any sharks. “We’re home!” Dick announces. He and Alfred stumble into the house, their arms filled with all kinds of shopping bags. With Dick shooting up half an inch nightly these days, he’s growing out of his clothes at a rate even Bane would gawk at. Bruce and Alfred can barely keep up with the kid. “Want to see what I got?” “Show me, pal.” Bruce sets aside his tablet and pushes his reading glasses up on his head. (He does not have poor vision, thank you very much. Leslie just made him get a prescription as a precaution, that’s all. He’s still young by anyone’s standards, just ask Selina.) Dick starts pulling clothing out of the boutique bags, showing off every one of his new sweaters and pairs of Alfred-approved jeans. After ten minutes that Bruce desperately tries to look interested during, Dick pulls out what looks like a t-shirt that’s been sliced in half horizontally. The fabric is bright pink with a chibi whale on the front. “This one is my favorite,” Dicks says. His grin is blinding. Bruce stares for a long moment, his brain a lagging computer drive. “What is it?” “It’s a crop top. You know, like a belly shirt?” Memories from Dick’s Kim Possible phase flash in front of Bruce’s eyes. “Alfred let you buy that?” “Yeah?” Dick’s smile flags. He lowers the crop top, suddenly self-conscious. “Do you not...like it?” “You were supposed to get winter clothes, Dick. For cold weather.” “So?” “That’s clearly something you’re supposed to wear during the summer.” Dick pouts. “But I like it.” He holds it up against himself, twisting this way and that like an amateur model. “Sorry, kiddo. You’re not leaving the house in that until springtime.” “Oh, so Robin can wear tiny shorts in the winter, but Dick Grayson can’t wear a harmless crop top? I smell hypocrisy.” “Yes, because Robin has thermal leggings and a built-in heater in his uniform.” He looks back at the pink monstrosity, at Dick’s pleading eyes. “I would be open to negotiations if you’re willing to wear a sweater under it.” “That’s not how fashion works, B.” “I don’t care. You can wait until it gets warmer out to wear it.” “You’re such a drag,” Dick whines. He lifts his dozens of shopping bags and goes to leave, then turns right back around. “What if I wear a jacket over it and promise to keep it closed whenever I’m outside?” Bruce considers that. “Fine. But not below fifteen degrees, got it? And if I see you outside for even five seconds without the jacket, I’m confiscating the Xbox. Deal?” “Deal.” ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

- Fourteen Years Old -

Something is different about Dick today. You’d think his boots were made of helium with the way he floats through patrol, and then smiles into his late-night milkshake like it did his homework for him. Bruce sits beside his Robin on the roof of Wayne Tower, silent for as long as he can bear before he can’t hold it back any longer. “Did anything interesting happen today?” “Huh?” Dick looks up as if Bruce pried him and his thoughts apart with a crowbar. “You’ve been...different. Happy.” “Am I not usually happy?” “No, you are. Just seems like you’re...extra happy, for whatever reason.” A blush dusts the kid’s cheeks. He sips his chocolate shake and shrugs. “Dunno. It was just a good day. Nothing special.” Yeah, and Bruce is a goddamn unicorn. Still, he knows better than to pry where Dick doesn’t want him. It’s a delicate thing. “If you say so.” “I got a hundred on my English essay,” Dick offers. It’s a start. “Was that the one on Grapes of Wrath?” “That was last month. We’re on Animal Farm now. It’s not my favorite.” “Yeah, I wasn’t a fan of Orwell either. Shakespeare was okay, but I preferred his tragedies over his comedies.” “Of course you did.” That makes Bruce laugh. He’s not worried; the two of them are high enough that no one can hear it. Bruce even has his cowl down, his face exposed to the cool air. “They had quinoa burgers at the cafeteria today.” “Mm-hm.” Dick is dodging something, beating around whatever bush he wants to talk about. Bruce can be patient while he figures it out. “And I spent some time with Barbara after school.” “Oh?” “Yeah. We walked home together and we took this old path through the park. Then we kissed.” Bruce chokes on his milkshake. He coughs, his sinuses burning and eyes watering. When he recovers, he says, “That’s...that’s great, chum.” “Yeah.” Dick can’t stop smiling, a true schoolboy in love. “And she asked if I wanted to patrol with her tomorrow night, but I said I needed to check in with you first.” “I don’t see why not.” It’s not like Bruce hasn’t patrolled without Dick before. Sure, he misses the company on the few days a week he’s alone, but he’s not about to deny Dick the thing he clearly wants. “You sure? You look...freaked out.” “No, no. That’s...great, that you kissed. Congratulations.” Awkward. He’s so fucking awkward. Stop being awkward right now. He doesn’t know why this is messing with his head so drastically. Bruce has listened to Dick moon over girls for the entirety of his pubescence, talking about them like they’re goddesses he’s forbidden to look upon, Barbara included. And Bruce has seen the way Dick and Barbara interact with each other in between muggings, always talking with their heads bent close like they’re the only two people in the world. Who would have thought Batman could be a third wheel? “I’ve liked her for a while now, but I didn’t know if she liked me back and I was too nervous to ask.” Dick’s face goes even pinker. “Kissing her was cool.” Part of Bruce’s brain jumps at the realization that, holy shit, Dick just had his first kiss, my little boy is growing up, what a milestone. The other part is far less happy about this new development. Yes, Bruce has seen Dick win brawls with men three times his size. He can fly the Bat-jet on his own, knows six languages, and is even leading his own superhero team. And yet, all Bruce can think is, no, not my little boy, he’s just a baby, Batgirl is corrupting his innocence and She Must Be Stopped. With great effort, Bruce holds it all back. He’s read the parenting books, he knows that it’s important to be supportive when they’re at this age. “Good to hear. I’m happy for you.” He pats Dick on the shoulder. “Thanks, B.” ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

- Sixteen Years Old - “Hey, Bruce? Can I talk to you?” Bruce doesn’t look up from the metal flakes he’s testing. “What is it?” “I can come back later if you’re busy.” “No, I’m just analyzing some samples. I’m looking for residue from one of Zsasz’s blades.” Dick steps forward, tentative for once. “Need any help?” “I would like for you to come out with whatever it is you clearly need to tell me.” Dick snorts quietly. “Nice phrasing.” “What?” “I think I’m bisexual.” Bruce turns around, forgetting about the samples entirely. Dick’s arms are crossed over his chest, his eyes skipping between everything that isn’t Bruce’s face. At sixteen years old he’s finally tall enough that he doesn’t have to crane his neck to look at Bruce anymore. “You...think?” “I am. I’m bisexual.” “Okay.” “Is that cool with you?” The question shocks Bruce. “Of course it is.” Did Dick honestly think this would change anything? Has Bruce done something wrong, made Dick think that he wasn’t loved unconditionally? Dick squints, appraises Bruce’s reaction. “You knew, didn’t you.” “No.” “Bruce.” “I knew a little bit.” Dick rolls his eyes. The tension slips from his shoulders. His arms uncross. “Of course you did.” “Well, you weren’t exactly subtle about it.” “What the hell does that mean?” “Language,” Bruce chides, more out of habit than anything. “And do you realize how often you would come home after elementary school complaining about stupid pretty boys?” “That was just me being dramatic.” “I’m not disputing that. But they were still crushes, pal.” “I figured you thought it was just a phase.” Bruce shrugs. “Maybe for the first few days. But trust me, I have known you liked boys since you were a kid.” “Then why didn’t you just say so? It took me years to figure this all out, and you’re telling me you’ve been sitting on this info the whole time?” “Because this is your truth, not mine. I knew that you would tell me about it when you were ready. And you have.” Dick is clearly fighting a smile. He bites his lip instead, runs a hand through his mop of black hair that not even Alfred can wheedle him into combing anymore. “Well, I’m heading to the tower for the night, so don’t wait up, ‘kay? Kay. Good talk.” He goes to leave, but Bruce stops him. “Hang on. Why choose now to tell me?” Dick stuffs his hands in his pockets—an obvious tell. “No reason. I just...wanted you to know. Just in case.” “In case of what?” “Oh, you know.” Dick waves his hand in a gesture that clarifies absolutely nothing. “Life happens. People meet each other. You know how it is.” Bruce’s soul implodes. “You have a date?” “I never said that.” “You implied it.” “Real detectives rely on evidence, not theories.” Dick winks. “Tell me who it is. Are they a civilian? A hero? Do they come from a respectable family?” If it’s Roy Harper, Bruce might have to bury a body tonight. Especially after learning about Harper’s drug problem. Dick is too pure for someone like that. Or—heaven forbid—that Wally West kid. Dick is already walking away. “See ya, Bruce!” “You come back here, Richard John Grayson! Do I know him? Does he know your father is Batman?” Dick’s cackle echoes around the cave. “It had better not be a speedster!”

[thenihilistofthevoid]

The Video

(A starter for @rainydayhxro)

It was late at night in the dorms, the common room was supposed to be completely silent. But there was light coming from the TV, someone was up and watching something pretty quietly. Saburo wasn’t paying much attention to the door opening but was trying to get what appeared to be a VHS Player working before inserting a video tape, an old video tape with it’s label fading. The static turned to life and what was recorded began to play, lines of flickering ran across the screen as it appeared to be a beach, a man in his late twenties to early thirties was standing on a rock, looking happy. “Hey kiddo, just wanted to let you know that you’re coming pretty soon, and we’re happy to have you!” He laughed, laughter that was joined in by someone behind the camera, the camera shook for a second before there was a click and a woman, a few years younger than the man walked over to join him, she was heavily pregnant but also smiling. “We... made this to tell you how long we’ve wanted you. When you’re older, you’ll understand but we wanted to capture how we felt before you were born. Just one more month, and I’ll get to hold you.” The woman with the dark brown hair stated, the woman’s eyes looked similar to Kusanagi’s, that same dark black. The footage then switched to what appeared to be a hospital, the woman from before lying in a bed looking exhausted as she was handed a small bundle of blankets, turning it to face the camera revealed a baby, pretty newborn. “The date is... 21st of November.” The man was behind the camera, the same voice. “He’s perfect... He’s got your nose, Yui.” She stated. “He’s got your eyes. Congratulations, honey... We did it.” The man stated, handing the camera off to a nurse as he got into shot, the three of them crowding together. The chart briefly came into shot, the name reading “Asaka Kusanagi”. Saburo appeared to be watching it silently, the light from the TV reflecting off his glasses but also illuminating the teardrops running down his cheeks. The footage jumped again to an apartment, there were quite a lot of balloons and little wrapped presents. There was a cheer as Asaka brought in a cake with three lit candles. “Happy Birthday, Saburo!” She cheered and everyone clapped, placing the small cake in front of the toddler, his distinctive shock of black hair having not quite grown in as the small boy blew out the candles with a raspberry and giggled. The footage jumped ahead a little as Saburo shoved a little handful of chocolate cake into his mouth. “What do we say, what’s the magic word?” Asaka asked. “Now!” The toddler Saburo replied, making both of them laugh. “He got that from you, Yuichirou.” Asaka giggled as the man reappeared, a little older and very well built as he picked the toddler up. “The word is please, mister monkey. And I think you know that.” Yuichirou offered, tickling his son’s outstretched hand. Another jump, this time Saburo was about 4 or 5, his hair having grown in more and he was bigger as his father knelt down with him. “Okay, recording...” She stated, pressing the button. “Do it, do what you just did now with the block.” Yuichirou offered as Saburo touched the block, a flicker of golden energy appearing as the block shifted and twisted into the form of a red rose, returning to being a wooden block before turning into a stag beetle. “He’s got his Quirk!” Asaka cheered happily, the first demonstration of Saburo’s ability to turn inanimate objects into living things. The footage changed again, both Yuichirou and Asaka looked older and more tired. “I’m not sure how we begin this...” Asaka asked as her husband sat down. “From the beginning... He deserves to know.” Yuichirou explained, adjusting the camera into focus as they sat down, Asaka beginning to speak. “Saburo, we’re recording this for when you’re older. In case the worst happens and we’re not here to explain it to you. People might say a lot of bad things about us, that we’re bad people who were bad parents. We... We broke the law to fund your medical treatment, the doctors said you might not remember much but you were very ill with a rare and serious genetic disorder. We tried so many times to have a child, we tried for years and you were the only one who survived to term. The bills were so expensive and the treatments which I’m sure in your time are perfected, but back then they were experimental and cost a lot of money, more than either of us could afford.” Asaka explained, Yuichirou’s face growing darker. “They’re bastards... Putting a price on a child’s life, getting rich off his suffering!” He snarled, clearly angry. “Yui... I know. He’ll know. The point is, we robbed banks and people and defrauded businesses to make sure you’d live, we needed a lot of money fast that the banks and our jobs wouldn’t give us, we couldn’t seem to get what we needed the legal way. We couldn’t bear to lose you and are willing to go to prison so you’ll live. I-If that does happen... I want you to know this. We love you, so so much and every crime, everything we did was for you. We gained nothing from it and are willing to make the ultimate sacrifice so you’d be healthy and happy... Society might call us villains for the damage and destruction we caused, but if I’m a villain for wanting you to live... Then I’m a villain, and your father is a villain. We’re not ashamed nor will we apologize to anyone for what we did, because we did what any parent would do if pushed that far. We love you so much Saburo... Always remember that.” Asaka stated before the video shut off. The tears were flowing much faster and Saburo was shaking physically.

[deejadabbles]

More YGO DWTS crossover headcanons!

@readerinsertfanfiction our main post was getting so long so I figured I’d spare our followers the frustration of scrolling trough it yet again XD

The producers who ship it till the day they die also know how to work the crowd when it comes to Anzu and Yugi’s teasing, non-confirming remarks about their possible crushes on each other. The producers pull up pics from their high school years, one where Yugi’s blushing as Anzu puts her arms around him, or ones where Anzu seems to be looking more towards a certain cute friend more than anyone else in the pic or even the camera itself. Fans love and hate it especially since the two are experts at “Oh yeah, I remember thinking how nice her hugs are while taking that! Anzu gives the best hugs :D” and “Well I mean, do you see Yugi’s adorable smile in that pic? How could I not look at him ^.^”

Also the judges commission a tank top for Atem with “The original YuZu shipper” written on it so he can wear it during practice session. It’s now his fave shirt and is unashamed when photobombing Yugi n Anzu’s Instagram posts while wearing it.

But what other couple are they going to tease the crowd with? Imagine them deciding the song for Atem and Reader’s final dance and it’s something like Do I Wanna Know by The Arctic Monkeys or maybe something more sweet and romantic and just flat out says “Yes they’re in love!” like Roses and Violets or Sleeping At Last’s cover of I’m Gonna Be 

Also lets not forget Jou and Honda, who were the first ones to post “OMG did they just kiss??” during their live tweets of the finals. They also roast Kaiba during the whole thing “Lmao his partner isn’t even smiling in any of the backstage shots, feel bad for the poor girl” and “You call that a tango Kaiba??? Seen more passion in a plank of wood bro”

After the finals, at first, even Atem and Reader themselves aren’t truly sure where they stand, there’s definitely too much between them now to deny anything in private, but who really needs to talk about it? So what if they spend the entire wrap party within arms reach of each other (and some of that time actually in each other’s arms)? Who cares if they decide to go out to dinner the next night to celebrate their spot in the finals in private? And all those shy smiles and lingering glances and casual touches?? They speak for themselves, no one really needs any labels, and as the weeks post-finals go on they know what’s between them without a doubt, and with out words.

And dear gosh all the posts during the ensuing holidays! If Christmas wasn’t bad enough (people are still meme-ing the shot of Jou and Honda post-accidental mistletoe kiss) news years is even worse because reader is once again showing up in the gangs photos of the party, and when midnight hits Atem posts a pic of him hugging reader, lips pressed to her forehead #happynewyear #newyearskiss #bestpartnerever ATEM DO YOU MEAN PARTNER AS IN DANCE PARTNER OR?????

And Valentines day! Oh, oh v-day. Reader makes some posts of melted chocolate with the caption “making special chocolates for that special someone <3″ but then she posts reactions of her passing them out to her bff, and literally everyone in the gang not just Atem. ExCuSE YOU GIRL we saw the singular wording of your post, we know you passing them out to others is just a ruse!! Right...right?!!

The most ingenious thing to continue this will-they won’t-they though? The DWTS team deciding to host a “champions” season where the fan favorite finalists from previous seasons come back to compete again! Guess which couples are at the top of the list *wink wonk*

[toomanysurveys9]

A Art: When was the last time you painted something? I don’t even remember. Adventure: When was the last time you really felt alive, and what were you doing? Family vacation to TN with the family this past Memorial day weekend. It was a nice break from the “real” world. Allergies: What is one thing that you are allergic to? Grass. It fucking sucks. Answers: What is one question you would like an answer to? Why me? Age: What has been your favorite age so far? As much as I don’t like getting older... I love being a mom. So now.

B What month is your birthday? September. I’m 28 this year. Have you ever played house inside a big box? Probably. Are you boisterous? Definitely not. Have you ever dated a bad boy? Kind of, I guess.  Name one thing you like that is blue: Blue moon ice cream. C Cinnamon–yay or nay? Usually I enjoy it.

Chocolate: do you love it? I have to be in the mood for it. Name one favorite type of candy. Lately I’ve been craving skittles and gummy candies. Children: Name one favorite thing to do with kids while babysitting. Movie night with drinks and snacks! Carefree: Are you carefree? Definitey not. D When was the last time you danced like no one was watching? A few weeks ago with the kiddos. Do you daydream? I do. Dreams: What is one of your dreams? Have my own marriage and family therapy practice.. What is one thing you are currently dreading? My ultrasound tomorrow. I’m SOO excited but I am also dreading it because I’m always afraid they’re going to say my baby is gone.. Even though I can feel her move now. It still scares me. Or that they will tell me something is wrong with my baby. Name something delicious. Smoothies. E Would you ride an elephant if given the opportunity? I have once when I was younger and my mom took my siblings and I to the circus. Do you live life on the edge? I don’t think so. Name something you like to eat: These days.. watermelon. Do you believe in everlasting life? No. I wish. But no. Name something that comes easy to you. Being a mom.. usually. F Name a fragrance you like. There are several from Bath and Body!  Are you a free spirit? I don’t think so, no. Are you fickle? No. Are you hiding your feelings from someone? I mean.. maybe. Name one flavor you like. Hm. Caramel. G Are you gentle? Yeah. I think so. Are you generous? I try to be.. but I could probably do better. Name something green. Cucumber. Name a famous giant. The Iron Giant! Are you a girl? I am. H Are you generally a happy person? I’m happier now than I used to be. The days I want to go back to self-injury are further between each other. Do you honor the holiness of the day? No. Do you believe in Heaven? No. I wish. Name one thing you are hoping for. Our ultrasound to go well tomorrow. Name one thing you hate. Not having our own house even though it’s our house. I Imagination: Write the name of one of your imaginary friends from when you. were younger. Pebbles. From the Flintstones.  Issues: Name one magazine you subscribe to, if there is any. Family Therapy Magazine. Internet: Name one website you visit often. Facebook and my school website. Itinerary: List one place you would like to visit. Italy. Interest: Name one thing that interests you. Marriage and family therapy.  J Are you joyful? Eh. I dont’ know about joyful. When was the last time you were filled with joy? Watching my kids have fun when we went to the pool last Friday. Can you jump high? No. Name one girl’s name that starts with a J that you like. Jenna. Name one boy’s name that starts with a J that you like. Jacob. K Have you ever been kissed? Yup. Have you ever feared that you would be killed? Something like that. Are you kind? I try to be.

Who is your kindred spirit? I don’t know.

Name one thing you liked as a kid. Playing house with my sister. L Do you love someone? Yes. My kids. Jacob. The rest of my family. My friends. Do you live out loud? I don’t think so. I feel like I live pretty quietly compared to others. Also. This question made me think of my boss/the owner of the company I work for because her Facebook bio thing says something about coming to live out loud. Do you read food labels? Occasionally. Name something local that you like. Our local ice cream place!

List one thing you like to do at the lake. Swim. M Do you like… monkeys music musicals mansions miracles N Do you want something…. new nice neat never-before-seen nature-inspired O How old are you? 27. What is the last great opportunity you missed? I missed a deadline for joining this group I wanted to. Hopefully I get an invite again next year. Name one thing you like that’s orange (besides oranges). Orange sherbet. Are you open? Not so much in person. Name something odd. My cat, Arlo. Lol. He’s the best though. P Are you… patient perky pale peaceful passionate Q Do you own a… quilt quail queen-size bed quill pen book of questions R Do you like to… run rave riddle rhyme rap S Are you ever… shy sensitive secretive sure stable T Are you… ticklish trouble tall thankful tactful U Have you ever… ridden a unicyle used an umbrella visited an uncle been undecided played a ukelele V Do you own a… violin vehicle violet dress vampire cape veil for a wedding dress W What is something you wish for? Cures for so many illnesses. Wonder: When was the last time you opened your eyes in wonder? I don’t know. Name five words you like. I’m too tired to think that much. What is something you wonder? Why they picked me. Name someone who thinks you are worthless. MEEEE. X Have you ever… played a xylophone had an x-ray enjoyed exercise had excision surgery been excluded Y Are you young? I’m 27. So ish. Are you youthful? I guess so. Did you have a big yard growing up? Not really. But it was enough for us. What did you do yesterday? I worked. Came home. Took care of my kids and my parents kids. Took care of Jacob because he wasn’t feeling well like I haven’t been. Do you like yams? I’m not sure I have had them but just the name makes me not want to. Z Zeal: What are you passionate about? Mental health. Which is hilarious considering my own. Zing: Do you like raspberry lemonade? I do! What’s your favorite zoo animal? Monkeys. All the monkeys. Do you own anything from Zales? My wedding ring set... that has now been lost. List a name that starts with a Z. Zelda.

[imaginingit]

tag yourself - seventeen

seungcheol: warm hugs, playful shoulder nudges, endearing gazes, banana ice cream, plain black tees, mid-sentence kisses, rum and coke, telling stories about each star in the midnight sky, matching mugs, affectionate face nuzzles, absent-minded thigh grabs

jeonghan: pretending to study and actually doodling hearts, tickle fights, knit sweaters, riding a bike by the shore on a quiet afternoon, blowing dandelions, power naps, counting freckles, reassuring kisses, warm hot chocolate on a snowy winter night

jisoo: content sighs, earlobe caresses, anime marathons at midnight, acoustic soundtracks, hiccups followed by giggles, strawberry ice cream, leaving notes on lunch boxes, eskimo kisses, wordless conversations, kind smiles, saturday morning brunches

junhui: santa clause beards with bubbles, ordering in food spontaneously, winks, breathless kisses, back hugs, building pillow forts and reading scary stories, resting on shoulders, swept back hair, charming smiles, tapping a finger on the steering wheel to the beat of the radio

soonyoung: cheek pinches, late night drives, red noses from the cold, loud music, heated kisses on the dance floor, mountains of blankets, light snoring, building lego cities, understanding nods, tears from laughing too hard, red flannels, staying up late catching up with old friends

wonwoo: drowsy kisses, conversations in bed, the sound of crackling fire, mario kart duels, leather jackets, connecting freckles, dancing in the refrigerator light, silent i love you’s, foggy glasses, beer bottles with the label scratched, summer nights on the beach, nose crinkling smiles

jihoon: shy smiles, retro diners late at night, baseball hats, rushed mornings and late nights, rewatching a movie for the nth time, kissing with furrowed brows, drunk confessions, winning giant sized stuffed monkeys at the fair, air drumming, squinting in the sunlight, steaming coffee

seokmin: soft hands, blinding smiles, excitement over apple cider at the christmas market, pillow fights, waving pencils and chanting harry potter spells, smiling into kisses, confetti during birthdays, oversized hoodies, eye crinkles, loud singing, untied shoelaces 

mingyu: hair ruffles, firm handshakes, sunday afternoon baking, asking too many questions during movies before getting scolded, dog cafes, neck kisses, sunlight gleaming through fingers, fresh laundry, mindlessly playing with hair, grass stained knees, flustered blushes

minghao: comforting hand squeezes, outfit pics, spontaneous giggles, the colour beige, jasmine tea, art galleries, playfully kicking at pebbles, denim jeans, forehead kisses, running hand in hand to the nearest shelter in the rain, meaningful smiles, gentle touches

seungkwan: affectionate gazes, sulky pouts, surprise kisses, calling someone just to hear their voice, playful scolding, happy tears, getting too loud because of a board game, green tea frappes, laughing so hard words won’t form, picking wild flowers, kindergarten crushes

hansol: lying on the open street at 3am, music blared through headphones, oversized tees, card games, toothy grins, kisses in the rain, movie theatres, snorting while laughing, fast food dinner dates, clueless shrugs, bedhead hair, popsicles on a hot summer day

chan: genuine laughter, pure intentions, asking for 100 more wishes as a wish, determined looks, tickling kisses, windows down on the highway on a warm summer day, get-togethers with cousins, denim on denim, sitting on counters, confused brow furrows, quoting tv shows

[jlf23tumble]

You are talking about a sitter where Louis can’t even acknowledge that he has primary custody of his own son. Are you really expecting people to believe that this is Louis’s choice or that Eleanor has it harder? I have seen all the gifs and I have never seen Louis as closed off as he was on the deck of the boat in Formantera or fend someone off out of his personal space like he does with Eleanor. He’s warm and affectionate with the people he likes and that doesn’t include Eleanor.

anon 2:  So Eleanor is done with the stunt, Louis and his family are done, but nobody could find a way to end the relationship and still release Louis’s album? They’ve been together again 3 years now. Are you telling me the relationship couldn’t have quietly ended 6 months ago? I guess if they did they couldn’t have hauled Eleanor out to the airport for a pap walk when Louis got busted returning from Liam’s birthday in Ibiza. Though it begs the question as to why Louis couldn’t have been there publicly.

anon 3:  As though Louis wasn’t high as fuck in Portofino. He wasn’t quite bouncing in the streets like the night with the V for Victory jumper but it was pretty darn close. That’s why they go clubbing so much. The difference between his body language that day and two days later makes it obvious. Then of course in candids she’s always trailing behind him (or vice versa), sitting on the ground ignored, standing next to him at weddings being ignored. He’s never shown her genuine affection this time around.

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I have no idea if these are all from the same team, but I’m gonna group ‘em and give you the shots you want so I can move on with my Forum-venting life. At the end of the day, I don’t care all that much–I’m no hand-wringer–but it really chaps my hide when people go after El for doing her job, so I’ll bite. Ultimately, Louis is in the closet–we can all agree on that point (except for that one harrie I follow, godddd, the times I’ve stared at the wall thanks to her, but I digress). Is it his choice? His team’s? His label’s? All three? Probably! But ultimately, that’s where he is, and that means he has to perform heterosexuality for us all, and god bless him, he’s terrible at it (plus, the smart money is on him dropping an album with at least one ode to long-term love and its struggles), so someone has to play the role of long-term girlfriend. At the moment, this is the lowest-key, lowest-effort girlfriend-for-a-gay-man show in recent memory, but the rancor aimed at ANYONE in this role is, uh, somethin’ else, and the rancor aimed at this girl in particular is, UH, SOMETHIN’ ELSE.  I just ate a bag of chocolate-covered espresso beans, which means my ability to weave an articulate narrative for all three of these asks is out the window, so I’ll do this by the numbers instead. Putting it under the cut because I’m probably gonna go long, lmao

anon 1: I have no idea who has primary custody of Louis’s own son, and I have no idea what Louis’s innermost feelings are for Eleanor (spoiler alert: neither do you), but I don’t think you’ve seen gifs or videos or anything past specific edits. And here’s why, check out this evidence of Louis being closed off on the deck of a boat (exhibits a and b). If you want to watch some video in full, you’ll see that the situation seems pretty amiable (cordial, coworkers who don’t hate each other, but hate their current work assignment…if he’s closed off to anything, it’s to the known intrusion of the Daily Mail’s crack video/film/photo squad):

Here we see more proof that Louis isn’t as warm and affectionate with El as he is with other people (again, I read annoying/annoyed sibling vibes, but this was an insane series of photos on every level, you could pick from it all day long):

I get a lot of anons pointing to El’s “sour” disposition and body language (or Louis’s) and reading it as them hating each other. Maybe they hate being filmed for whatever bullshit they’re being filmed for. Maybe they hate all the editing and hand-wringing and social media commentary. But just because you don’t like the overall situation, saying that they hate each other is just as eye-roll-inducing as the Mail saying they’re loved up when they run pictures of them staring in opposite directions. Saying that they aren’t affectionate with each other, yet never looking at pictures beyond those cherry-picked (and tagged) for you is myopic. I guarantee if you watch the full video or set of shots, there’s touching and monkeying around and standing awkwardly and looking pissed off and all of it is done in about five minutes, end of werk assignment, cut and paste as you see fit.

anon 2: A LOT has gone on with Louis’s schedule and album and family, so trying to apply calendars to what “should” have happened (especially since none of us has actually heard the whole album) is the worst kind of speculation (read: wholly uninformed). I’m still gonna bet that this is an album about enduring love in the face of all kinds of struggles, so why would they break up right before it’s released? What sort of promo would that look like? What is Louis gonna say: “Yes, this song is about my girlfriend…Eleanor….who I loved endlessly, we shared a single bed and talked about our hopes and dreams, we truly made it, oh, oops, yeah, we broke up three months ago because my family is “done” with this stunt, stream Walls!” What any of ANY of this has to do with an airport and Ibizia and Liam, I don’t even know, and I’m way too tired to guess.

anon 3:  I have no doubt that Louis (and the rest of these men, tbh) is high as a kite and/or slightly tipsy to get through more than half the shit he has to get through. The idea that he always has to be pictured clubbing so he has an excuse to be drunk to get through it is hilarious, though, given that all of them have been drunk at all hours of the day, doing innocuous things, without the need for any kind of excuse to do it. I still imagine it’s stressful and anxiety-provoking because of the situation itself, knowing that you’re going to be filmed and dissected from EVERY angle, that you have to perform heterosexuality in some kind of convincing way. Saying things like “He’s never shown her genuine affection this time around” just proves you haven’t bothered to look at video (when it exists), unedited snapchat vids, photos that aren’t cropped. I mean, NEVER? I hate to break it to you, but none of us looks turned on for 100% of a wedding or at a club…we just don’t have all the footage to show the full picture.

[fandima-moved-read-pinned]

ALL THE COLORS

red - what are you most passionate about? how did this passion develop?: Probably my art. I don't remember how I got into art though. 

orange - how many pieces of fruit do you aim to eat per day? what do you actually manage?: I try to eat at least two, normally I eat one and sometimes two. 

yellow - what’s your happy place? real or fictional?: Tumblr. It's probably real I dunno it's hard to tell 

green - do you prefer to be indoors or outdoors? which is your favourite flower to smell?: Indoors definitely. The sun hates me and also bugs. My favorite flower to smell is definitely roses. I just like them a lot ngl ^^'

blue - which is your favourite mode of long distance transport? have you ever been on a plane? - if so, where?: I've been on a plane probably 4 or 5 times? Only one of the rides weren't pleasant and it was the one where I sat in the back with very little leg room and the kid next to me wouldn't be quiet. It was also the first time I went on a plane by myself so I was really nervous. The only other mode of long distance transport I've been on is a car ride that lasted three days. I hated it. 

indigo - what’re your top three favourite names? would you consider having children in the future?: Rose/Rosie, Grace, and Tyler? I don't really know if I have favorite names ^^' Also for the second part, probably? It depends? That's not my choice to make, that belongs to my future self. 

violet - what’s your favourite cake flavour? are you any good at baking?: Definitely chocolate! And I like to think I'm pretty good at baking, I've made banana bread, Amish sweet bread, cake, cupcakes, muffins, and brownies (probably some other but I can't remember off the top of my head) 

purple - do you support the royalty? who is your favourite historical figure & why.: I don't know? I don't pay attention to royal business stuff. I don't have a favorite historical figure though, sorry (unless you count Alexander Hamilton but like the musical version) 

pink - which is your favourite animal? zoos or farms?: My favorite animal is definitely cats. I love them so much but my dad keeps insisting that, and I quote, "All cats hate humans. There is not a single cat on this planet that actually likes people. It's in their biology." and he also says that all cats are assholes and yes, a lot of them are, but like I still love them. And every time I mention how I want cats in the future my parents say "Cats? Not just one? What, are you going to be a crazy cat lady? I thought you ended your cat phase" when I usually mean like two or three. Also I prefer zoos, but I've never been to a farm so I can't actually say. 

turquoise - do you like being in the sea? which is your favourite sea side town to visit?: yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyss I love the ocean!!!!!!!! It's so fun to swim in actual waves and the saltwater just feels nice and it's cold and there's fish and I almost got stung by a man o war once but it was super pretty and the ocean is really pretty and I love it also seashells I've got some seashells and I really like them my favorite is a tiny seashell with no chips or cracks and it's adorable and I love it a lot and my favorite sea side down/city to visit is Palm Beach because the people are really nice and it's right be the ocean and that's the only one I've been to but still the ocean was right outside the window and I could walk like fifty feet and I'd be in the water I loved it so much I miss it 

mint - do you like astrology? do you consider pluto a ‘real’ planet?: Astrology is pretty neat, I'm not too into it. Also PLUTO IS STILL A PLANET DRWARF PLANETS ARE ALL PLANETS EVEN THE OTHERS LIKE MAKEMAKE AND THE OTHER ONES I DONT REMEMBER 

crimson - have you ever broken bones? do you enjoy going to the dentist?: I mean I'm not sure if teeth are bones but one time I went to the dentist in South Korea and they shattered my tooth trying to pull it out does that count? Also I'm not a huge fan of going to the dentist. I always worry I've done something wrong when in reality everything is fine and my teeth aren't possessed by tiny teeth ghosts 

amber - can you drive? if not, how do you get around?: Nope, too young. I was supposed to get drivers lessons this month but I can't :( Usually my parents drive me places if I need to go with the family somewhere. If it's just me and I have plans with a friend or something, my dad drives me. 

lime - do you like monkeys? do you believe in evolution?: Monkeys are neat but not my thing? My brother was obsessed with them as a kid though. Also yes I believe in evolution, I just normally don't care much about it. 

tangerine - how tall are you? do you ever wish you were any taller/shorter?: I'm 5'5", but I wish I was taller so I could pick up short girls and give even bigger hugs and stuff. 

azure - which gender & sexuality label do you most identify with? Gender would be female, sexuality label would be panromantic lesbian. It makes the most sense to me and I've been pretty content going by that lately!

beige - which is your favourite type of soda? do you enjoy alcohol?: My favorite type of soda would probably be coca cola or root beer, they both taste good to me. Also I don't really like alcohol unless it's mixed with something also I'm not supposed to drink it but my dad doesn't make good choices sometimes and I get like a little sip every now and then like not even once a month 

coral - which is your favourite disney movie? who makes the better movies, disney or pixar?: Ratatouille! I love it so much, it's what got me onto cooking as a kid! (also my grandpa, he helped me learn how to cook!) Also I feel like I shouldn't say. Disney used to make great movies, but the newer ones have kinda sucked in my opinion. All these live actions and just no creativity. They don't take risks because they know they'll get money either way. But also Pixar is good too. 

sapphire - do you wear any jewellery? what do you think looks best on other people?: I don't really wear jewelry anymore, I used to wear this one bracelet and necklace 24/7 because it reminded me of someone but that someone cheated on me and I stopped wearing them. And I can't say what looks good on others, it really depends on the person. 

gold - what do you consider to be your biggest achievement? when was the last time you won something?: I don't have many achievements.. I don't do much to earn any. The last time I won something was years ago when I scored the winning goal in a soccer match when I was like 11.

This took me a while but I did it! I don't think I missed any. 

[ma-sulevin]

What if I wanted.... all 50 for Mattie and Sharky.........

Macy is trying to aggravate my carpal tunnel; you heard it here first.

1. Who wakes up first?

Sharky. He tends to wake up a lot during the night anyway, so when morning finally comes he tends to get bored of trying to go back to sleep and just gets up to start his day. Mattie wakes up to her alarm clock a little later.

2. Who wants to stay in bed just a little longer?

Mattie does, always. She loves a good lazy morning.

3. Who takes longer getting ready?

Mattie does. Sharky just runs through the shower and towel dries his hair and he’s good to go.

4. When they can’t sleep, what do they do?

If they’re both awake? They have sex for sure and it knocks them right out. Sharky gets bored if he can’t sleep, so he’ll get up and watch a movie or something; Mattie will just watch him sleep.

5. Who falls asleep while watching a movie?

Mattie does. She always cuddles right up against Sharky’s side and his heat lulls her to sleep.

6. Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile?

Sharky for sure. He loves Mattie so, so much.

7. Who comes up with the cheesy pick-up lines?

Sharky does. They’re cheesy and often explicit and they crack Mattie up every time.

8. Who gets extremely competitive playing Mario Kart?

They both do, but Sharky usually wins.

9. Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling?

Sharky, almost every time.

10. Who sets the other’s ringtone to something loud and obnoxious behind their back?

Sharky’s immune to this sort of prank. Mattie doesn’t let him use her phone for just this reason.

11. Who rearranges the bookshelf/DVD shelf in alphabetical order?

Mattie would, and Sharky would be annoyed because he has a SYSTEM, okay?

12. Who does the hands-over-the-eyes “Guess Who” thing?

Mattie does. She’s a little sneakier than him, so she’ll creep up when he’s sitting somewhere to surprise him.

13. Who points out a dog when they see one?

Mattie. Sharky doesn’t love dogs.

14. Who’s prone to road rage?

Mattie. She’s not bad about it, but she definitely gets more wrathful than Sharky. He just looks at her like that meme of the monkey puppet thing.

15. Who’s prone to wearing socks indoor (or to sleep)?

Mattie will if she’s cold, but that’s it. It’s more of a winter situation.

16. Who reminds the other to put on sunscreen before going to the beach (or pool)?

Mattie throws sunscreen at him if he doesn’t put it on. He thinks he’s fine; she says she doesn’t want him to get skin cancer and die.

17. Who carries all the important documents while traveling?

Mattie! Sharky will 100% forget and then feel awful about ruining the trip.

18. Who gets the window seat?

Mattie does. Sharky can see over her easily enough.

19. Who puts their cold hands/feet on the other?

MATTIE. She does this…… a lot.

20. What do they argue about the most?

During the game, they argue about Sharky being careful and staying safe. In the bunker, they argue about rationing and how much they should antagonize Hurk Sr. After the bunker, they argue about the best way to set up for the future. It’s rarely an all-out fight though, it’s just frustration that boils over a bit before they pull it together and talk about it.

21. Who’s clumsier?

Oh, Sharky.

22. Who texts more often?

Mattie would be way better at texting.

23. Who is better with kids?

They’re both good with kids, but Mattie’s more responsible and careful about it.

24. Who’s the better cook?

Mattie’s a much better cook, but she doesn’t love doing it.

25. Who mistakes salt for sugar?

They’ve both done this. Sharky’s more likely to grab without checking the label.

26. Who puts the fork in the microwave?

Sharky did this on accident ONCE and has never done it again.

27. Who cooks at 2 in the morning?

Sharky. If he wakes up and can’t go back to sleep? Snack time.

28. Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1 a.m.?

Sharky because he forgot he was cooking something while looking for a movie.

29. Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies?

Mattie does unless Sharky gets there in time. Then they share.

30. Who likes doing the dishes?

Neither one of them, but since Mattie cooks more, Sharky does more of the dishes.

31. Who has bigger cravings? What are they?

They both have a lot of cravings of foods they can’t get during the Cult Situation and after the bombs, but Mattie’s are more intense since she has four babies. Has she sobbed for twenty minutes because she just wants mint chocolate chip ice cream even though her toothpaste makes her gag? Yes. Is she sorry about it? …..well this isn’t really her fault, is it?

32. Who remembers what the other one always orders at a restaurant?

Sharky’s surprisingly good at this kind of thing. He likes to do stuff for Mattie to make her feel appreciated, and if that means remembering her favorite meal, that’s what he’s gonna do.

33. How do they eat ice cream? What’s their favorite flavors?

Well, Mattie’s is mint chocolate chip (as established). Sharky doesn’t prefer ice cream usually, but it’s vanilla when he does. They both like waffle cones.

34. Do they go on dates? What are they like?

They don’t really get a chance? During the Cult Situation, Sharky makes sure to have little moments where they can spend downtime together, usually involving beers and campfires. That happens a few times before everything goes to shit. After, they make Hurk watch the babies and do the same thing.

35. What do they smell when they smell amortentia?

Sharky smells gasoline, coffee, and thunderstorms. Mattie also smells gasoline, but she also smells apple pie and mint.

36. Which one is the secret snuggler?

They’re not secret about it. Mattie’s more obvious though.

37. Which one offers their jacket to the other when they complain they feel cold?

Mattie’s the complainer, Sharky’s the warm body.

38. Who reaches for the other one’s hand while driving?

Mattie does more driving, and she does the most reaching.

39. Who leaves little notes in the other one’s lunch? (Bonus: What does it say?)

This isn’t really something they have the opportunity to do, but Sharky would absolutely leave little misspelled notes in her lunches. She’d keep all of them in her desk.

40. Who is the most affectionate?

They’re both very affectionate. Mattie’s more physical, and Sharky’s more verbal.

41. Who is the big spoon/little spoon?

They tend to curl into each other more than they spoon, but they’re both equally likely to be the big spoon. He’s taller than her by like five inches, but they make it work.

42. What is their favorite feature of their partner?

Mattie loves Sharky’s smile. She loves how big and genuine it is and how it wrinkles up his face when he laughs. He loves… everything about her. He loves her eyes and her legs and her butt and her boobs and her smile.

43. What is the first thing that changes when they realize they have feelings for the other?

Sharky realizes he likes her first, and he just kind of… flirts a little more, even though it’s awkward and she doesn’t know that’s what’s happening, and he goes out of his way to make her laugh. He’s more reckless in the field, too, but it’s more him trying to keep her safe than showing off.

When Mattie realizes it, she ignores it until she just can’t anymore, and then she climbs in his lap and starts kissing him without saying anything about it.

44. What are their nicknames for each other?

Sharky calls her the normal stuff from in-game (shorty, po-po, chica) and also sometimes “the fuzz” ifhe’s talking about her rather than directly to her. He’ll call her more traditional nicknames too, like babe and hot stuff sometimes.

She calls him Shark and Sharks, but she’ll throw in a lot of babes, honeys, and pumpkins too.

45. Who worries the most? Over what?

Sharky’s more carefree in general but sometimes he gets caught in an anxiety spiral that catches them both by surprise. Mattie has a fairly consistent level of worry about, just……… everything. There’s a lot to worry about in this story.

46. Who initiates kisses?

They both do! They love kissing.

47. Who says I love you first? How did it happen?

Mattie does. It’s after they have sex for the first time and she’s like “might as well get this all out in the open.”

48. Who tells their friends/family about their relationship first?

Mattie does, but some of that is because Sharky’s family is farther away and the rest of it is because he left a giant hickey on her neck.

49. What do they do when they’re away from each other?

Sharky mopes. Mattie just gets done what she needs to do so she can go back home.

50. Who gets overwhelmed by small acts of kindness?

They both do, poor babies.