#Chemical Relaxers

[blueboybot]

I want a fic where Danny is adopted but not by the JL but a villain. BUT! It is a very minor villain to the point where people are absolutely gobsmacked when he calls the villain dad, like everyone just stops what they're doing and watch the interaction. Bonus points if they find out that Danny is an absolute powerhouse monster and wonder what entity away from God's light did they fuck to have him.

"That's your son?"

"Yes."

"The glowing white haired teen?"

"Yes."

"The same glowing white haired teen that just froze a star and then ate it?..."

"Yes! And?"

"THE FUCK YOU MEAN "AND?", HE JUST ATE A STAR!!"

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Danny in a less than human form: *screeching*

"Scream all you want but you still have school tomorrow and you're going."

Danny: *leaves taking the cold and weirdness with him*

"Sorry about that, he gets a bit cranky when he has to take a nap."

The rest of the villains in the meeting terrified: Oh...

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"It would much easier if you got your son to help with your task."

"Absolutely fucking not! He's not going to do ANY vigilante/villain bullshit if I have any say in it."

"You have the ultimate weapon at your side and you-"

"My son is blessing not a weapon, I advise you to NEVER speak about him like that ever again."

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Villain, threatening JL Hero: Tell your kid stay away from my son, he doesn't need any of that shit yall bring into his life.

JL Hero: What?

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Personally I like to imagine this somebody as Kite-Man but that's just me, use whoever yall like.

[2dimplzs]

Products - The New Chemical Relaxer

Never did I imagine that products geared towards natural black hair would replace chemical relaxers as the next addiction for black women. We’ve gone from saying no to creamy crack to saying yes to anything that claims to be for black natural hair. How did we not see this coming? Was it because the natural hair movement was so new and everyone was so excited to be apart of it? Were we too busy…

[amaliatheartist]

Whoo!

[s1ushyz]

Ray toro please, please save me ray toro please 🙏🏽

[jupiteralien-phoenix]

Be calm and relax with the fairy Mikeys.. 😌

[j-tv]

With Hyenas being more related to the cat family, and Joker being a cat, i wonder if Harley has a problem getting all three cleaned up 🤣

Joker would definitely have issues with being in water, or at least be uncomfortable at the thought

So he’d probably dislike showers and hate baths.

Harley tries to get him to overcome this hatred, but nothing seems to work.

But the hyenas love the water, and taking baths!

[frnkiebby]

pretty little sewer rats~🎃

[crashromance]

vintage girlcedes

[logosbot-tm]

Like, my favourite mcr album is danger days, I love it so much

however

I do think that TBP is the best album sonically and the one that scratches my brain in a certain way only mcr can

And revenge just fkn slaps when I feel fkn awful and it's fall and everything is just grey and awful or when I'm listening to goth music but also wants to hear mcr

And Bullets slap when I'm pissed off about something and has sorta accepted that things are shit, but that they'll become better again

Which then leads me to listen to Danger Days again

It's a cycle it goes around and around lmaooooo

[c0rpseductor]

society if katya zamo could just put out cigarettes on me until i was normal

[billford-dump]

Bill notices Ford is so fucking stressed and convinces Ford to get high by agreeing to monitor him and write down what happens because that way its Science.

[pink-spaceturtle5]

In a fucking glorious turn of events, my weed pen is working again

[reasoningdaily]

A JAPANESE METHOD TO RELAX IN 5 MINUTES

[daz4i]

the human brain is so good at keeping up a decent mood for a whole day and then arriving back home in the evening ready to kys

[alphacrone]

to bring a little more chaos to my life i think next time i’m at the doctors i’ll ask the nurse how many micro plastics are being pumped into my veins through the iv