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[strawglicks]

welcome to the Coal & Ice District!

[thewingedwolf]

i think i did a legends cast last year before reindeer games was announced but i was thinking about how i miss the people’s princess cedric and decided to do a bb: second chances cast

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #152

Every year around the holidays, a "bug war" breaks out in the Parker-Stark households 

Not bugs as in creepy crawlies. Technology bugs. Surveillance.

Tony and Peter are both determined to figure out what the other wants for the holidays 

The two are on surprisingly even ground: Peter's spider-sense doesn't consider this a threat, and FRIDAY won't snitch. They both have to find any "bugs" the old fashioned way.

Bonus:

Soon enough the whole Ironfam is wrapped up in it. November and December become a time of yearly paranoia, everyone watching what they say and "checking for bugs." 

Even Peter's friends discover tiny bugs on them. When Ned first learns the itty bitty robot behind his coat button is from Tony Stark trying to find out what he wants for Christmas he faints on the spot

Bonus 2, Crack Taken Seriously Boogaloo:

For a bit of drama: it's all fun and games until one year Peter gets kidnapped. The situation is bad. They only find him in time thanks to one of the "holiday bugs" Tony recently snuck on

[dazeddoodles]

They all have a big dinner where everyone brings a dish from their culture,

Everyone brings really good looking foods and Alador pulls up with mämmi(rye pudding?), maksalaatikko (liver casserole) and kossu🙏🙏🙏

Alador and the kids walking in to be greeted by Eda who takes the Kossu for herself because "Vodka is Vodka" and tells them to put the rest of the food on the table

Also, imagining Amity needing to make a dish for a school project

Amity: Dad, I need your help for a project

Alador: Me?

Odalia butting in: HIM? 👺

Amity: Yeah we need to make dish based on our culture

Odalia: Why didn't you think of asking me instead? 🙃

Amity: You come from a line of Americans, you have no culture :/

Odalia: Oh, and your idea was to just make our family look like swine by serving the slop your father would make? 🤨

Alador: Hey... I'm pretty sure what you said is some type of -ism

Amity: Xenophobia.

Alador: No Mittens I'm Finnish

[box-off]

How it feels to cook a tasty meal and eat it (it was tasty)

[jasontoddenthusiastt]

“Jason hasn’t built a single safe injection site or an orphanage in the comics?”

Yes, and we don’t care. Nor did anyone say that’s what we want to see in the comics. Were you getting to a point?

*makes a separate post about how much they like seeing restorative care in comics and mentions Helena Leslie and Bruce and why they like these characters*

[lionfloss]

im so sick of having to decide what to eat everyday

[bauliya]

my personal theory of why characters like james bond and indiana jones and batman and the line cook in bear are sexy is that that particular rogue archetype combines working class male attributes of physical violence and manual labour with a bourgeoise genteelness so middle class viewers don't have to deal with the cognitive dissonance of finding male labouring bodies hot but not wanting to fuck poor people

[a-swiss-and-a-spaniard]

Roger Federer | 24 hrs with Roger — London: All Are Welcome

[gotouda]

considering going back to work at my first job 🧍 purely because the nepotism would get me in immediately

[nebulous-rain]

just started bawling because my wife showed me a tiktok of someone doing those ai image prompts (ew) and it was of a little kitty getting stressed because the deadline of his biscuit orders was getting closer and closer and he was working away trying to make everyone's biscuits on time

[bisexualbard-writes]

planning how to celebrate my birthday this weekend: *tv static noise*

planning how kimchay would celebrate birthdays: *giggling and kicking my feet in the air as ideas come faster than I can write them*

[spitedriven]

a fic idea i have that i might write sometime is lucanis knowing there's no way he can ever let illario have any rank of meaning within the crows, which he knows is eating at his cousin. there's no way he can just invite him back either, there's too much bad blood between him and many of the other families. house dellamorte isn't strong enough to fight back yet, but the idea of his cousin rotting away--whether in prison or on the estate, it doesn't matter--eats at lucanis himself.

so he hires someone to break in and essentially steal illario away and fake his death, so he might have the chance at living a life free of the crows and getting to have the freedom he thinks illario craves.

but who would be brave enough to break into a crow stronghold, get illario out alive while also making it seem like he's dead, and then be able to set him up in a new city?

zevran arainai, that's who.

[ugaa]

@mafuteru hmm sir where are the supposed treats for the weekend

[palettepainter]

Lips is the hardest Muppet for me to write for and Swedish Chef is officially the hardest for me to draw