#Charlie IS committing crimes against Babe

[kennyomegasweave]

Personally, I hate the "one sided love with your best friend" trope. It's pathetic and sad and it's just not entertaining to me, sorry I'm not sorry. And for this one to have gone on for TEN YEARS? With the added "you can only trust [Way] and Alan" bit? It's very much "if I stick around long enough as your best friend, you'll love me one day when you get your whoring out of your system." He even said as much as that in the first or second episode to Alan! And personally, I thought we had all agreed that shit ain't cute in a man. And a grown ass man pushing 30 at that!

Getting possessive over dick you ain't getting and won't ever get it? Nah. Sorry, I don't respect that. The fact that Way doesn't have not one homegirl to pull him aside and tell him this isn't it tells me a lot about him as a person. 💅💅💅

Plus I assume Babe doesn't like how Way smells since we know the only alpha smell he's ever seemed to not only tolerate, but like, is Charlie. So. Like. What are we doing here Way. What are we doing. At this point, he's just hurting his own feelings AND hurting Babe with his lies, manipulations, and isolation, That's just too many struggles and I've put him back.

[queersouthasian]

Listen guys, I just wanted to say this, may not to be important but needs to said:

PEOPLE HATE WAY 'CAUSE HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HATED

that's it, that's the post...ok let me elaborate

As the saying goes, "you have to be the villain in someone's story for them to be the hero", and this may not be the most fitting sentence in context to WAY but in a way it is. Listen, why do we love characters like vegas/kiyoi/charn but dislike the dr from sign or way to be specific?? Interesting question right?

Vegas/Kiyoi/Charn are not "evil" characters, they are not supposed to be looked over or hated 'cause of whatever they did (killing for Vegas, bullying for kiyoi and Charn being the evil lawyer) 'cause their motive to commit a crime outweigh the consequences of the crime itself. Why did Vegas kill people?? He was from the minor family who were always overshadowed by the major, lived with his abusive ass mf dad, was raised and treated like an animal and when the final fallout with pete happens, he realises he treated pete the exact same way he was treated all these years, like an animal (pls don't even treat animals like that) and the realisation alone made THE vegas beg to Pete. Even though Vegas is a murderer, a criminal, people can sympathize with him 'cause he has a convincing story of extreme physical and emotional abuse to tell, his story perfectly explains him as a person and doesn't matter how bad/evil he is, people still cry out for him, people still feel the pain 'cause to some extent, people can relate to it. Same for kiyoi and Charn (I am not elaborating but there are many psychological takes on kiyoi here which are really good)

Now this solid back story lacks in the case of Dr and Way. Even if Way was not the "Enigma", he would still be a very annoying character, he is not the cool "loki" rather actually annoying lmao, mostly because nothing about way, till now, can explain what he did, like why did he hypnotise and manipulate babe?? FOR 10 YEARS?? why did he have to manipulate everyone against Charlie and Jeff about the car accident??? He was suspicious of Charlie, but actually he wasn't. He didn't know anything about him, did no research about him, did not have any reason, technically, to doubt him cause he had zero proof about Charlie or even jeff doing something, he just wanted to cut both off 'cause jealousy. He even saved the bfs in the last ep just 'cause babe was there, if only charlie was there or someone else with him, he would have left them. And I am not even kidding. Remember how after knocking the guy out, way goes "come on, Babe" totally refusing to acknowledge charlie being there. He could have just went "let's go" or "come on guys" but no. And if he infact is the enigma, then that just adds up to the selfishness and nothing. I am not saying that a character needs a dramatic backstory to explain their wrongs but way has...nothing. like from all perspectives he would have won, he did not have a loss. Also the biggest deception is literally from his part. The fact that not only babe, but literally every character including jeff - charlie, trust him, the fact that he tries to come off as a concerned friend but actually is just a manipulative bitch with victim complex, and to make it worse his "love" is more of a "possession" like unfiltered unsexy possession lmao. Exactly like the doctor. Both don't have any reason to do anything they did, they just want to see the world burn but not in the "oh the world is shitty" Charn way rather they are the upper hand and basically are toying with things for their pleasure.

Nothing worse than a character being merciless to people for no reason, they are either sociopaths or just rich and this would have been a great thing in crime/thriller genre not romance.

[createatorin3d]

Meet Glitter Bomb!

True Name: Gemma

Nicknames: Sergeant (by Sir Pentious), Woman of Steel (by Charlie), Depressed Bitch (by Husk), Soldier Babe (by Valentino), Lady with PTSD (by Cherri Bomb), Glittery (by Niffty)

Date of Birth: May 5, 1940

Date of Death: January 15, 1969

Age: 29 (biological)

Cause of Death: Gunshot wound

Species: Human (formerly), Sinner Demon

Likes: Pho, good boys, smoking, sweet tastes, Charlie's happiness, roach puppet shows, watching drama movies, anyone supports her, jazz music, her parents, helping, Egg Boiz, coffee, dreams

Dislikes: Drugs, Valentino flirting with her, bad boys, Niffty's craziness, anything that is related to the war, bitter tastes, having PTSD flashbacks, rock music, seeing people fail, killing innocents, the My Lai Massacre, blood, her dogtags had missing, nightmares

Friends: Charlie, Vaggie, Sir Pentious, Angel Dust, Husk, Niffty, Lucifer

Enemies: Adam, Exorcists, The Vees (Valentino, Vox, Velvette), Niffty (sometimes)

Others: Carmilla Carmine (acquainted), Alastor (acquainted), Rosie (acquainted)

Biography:

Glitter Bomb was born in 1940 to a middle-class family in San Francisco. She wants to be the first female soldier who served in the Vietnam War. However, she realizes how awful the war is because her "soldiers" actually commit war crimes like murder and arson. One of the soldiers forces her to burn the village and kill the innocent unarmed Vietnamese civilians; this causes her to go insane and refuse to obey the orders.

Glitter continues to fight against the Viet Congs until one of her soldiers shoots her in the chest, killing her because she disobey the evil order. She died at the age of 29 and was sent to hell, where Glitter became a sinner and visited the Hazbin Hotel, where she met a princess of hell and Lucifer Morningstar's daughter, Charlie Morningstar, and her friends.

Trivia

She is one of the only characters who is a straight ally; the other is Niffty.

Before her death, Glitter sends the poster card to her parents.

Glitter used to have dogtags while she was alive.

[stargleeksil-blog]

Criminal Minds s03e17 In Heat review - or more aptly named, somebody please get Lynch the Bitch out of this series, I’m really starting to get pissed at Hot Stuff, and I ship Jill and Denelope all the way!

Episode 17 – In Heat

Hey guys! So let’s see what happens. There are only twenty episodes in season three, so I’m trying to get a crack on so I can move on and see what happens and not remain in the dark ages. Kay? Kay.

All righty, so the title is “In Heat”. While I seriously hope it’s implying Derek is finally gonna put the moves on Penelope and bump Lynch the Bitch out of the way, I’m also unfortunately realistic, and probably this episode will deal with a sexual crime. Not looking forward to that. Eugh.

So let’s see what happens.

Sexy club music! Yay!

Oh, hot cougar seducing hot bartender. I likey!

So Penelope coming home and the light won’t work? Uh-ho.

Wait. Lynch the Bitch did that on purpose? UGH

“Kevin. You scared me. It’s becoming your thing.”

Yeah. And that’s not a good thing to have, dude.

“Well, maybe you scare too easily.”

WHAT? You do not say that to your girlfriend.

Penelope, walk away. Just turn around, walk out the door. Or, you know what? Kick him out, it’s your apartment. Ew.

Oh, so he’s made you dinner and all of a sudden that creepiness is romantic? NO!

Baby, what’s the matter with you?

And that is not romantic, Lynch the Bitch, that is fucking creepy.

“That’s why you scare so easily. You’re so stressed.” WHAT?

Okay, someone hand this guy a mullet and have him bang his head with it so he can finally understand how to talk to a strong, powerful, working woman. I don’t like you, asshat.

Baby. Please, no. Just walk. Away. That whipped cream will disappear on his pasty cream skin, and you need to put that on someone who has mocha abs. KAY? Know anyone like that?

Oh, so Lynch the Bitch kisses Penelope (I refuse to believe she initiated that, I am in denial forever) and then we cut to the first couple making out on the boat. And oh my god, that is so steamy I think I need a change of panties.

Ew. That’s a floater.

Sweetie, get the hell out of that meeting and to Penelope’s apartment. You know where she lives, she’s being held against her will by Lynch the Bitch.

But fine, you need to make the big bucks to hold those lovely apartments for our honeymoon, I get it.

And my little yummycakes is right. I mean, tourists get robbed like hell. It could be just a robbery gone wrong.

Penelope was late? RED ALERT! RED ALERT! HOT STUFF TO THE RESCUE!

No? Shit.

And Penelope is like, let me help, so you won’t know why I’m late.

I’m not happy.

George Bernard Shaw: “There are no secrets better kept than the secrets that everybody guesses.”

Lol. I love that guy.

Reid: “Is it always this hot?”

Morgan: “Every day, all day.” XD oh honey.

“That’s not what I’m talking about.”

Hotch: “They know.” HEY!

Oh my god, I love Derek’s male instincts just checking out hotties. Oh my god.

“Oh, Morgan.”

“Derek.”

I’m dead. Time of death: I don’t care. I’ve lived to see Shemar Moore flirting.

WILL! HEY BABY!

And JJ’s like, oh my god, he’s still so cute!

I love how JJ’s like, ‘professionally’. Yeah, honey, like we all believe that.

Wait. Hold up. So they meet every week? Oh sweetie-pie! That is so romantic, my lovely!

I’m with Will. JJ, baby, you need to gather up those guts and tell the team, because A. they probably already know B. they’re your family. Please.

“I’m gonna take the skinny kid and Derek …”

This face says it all.

“Wonder how she’ll describe us.” OH ROSSI!!!!!

That’s true. Why would he take off his wedding ring for a jog? DAMN.

JJ is so sweet! Oh my goodness!

“Mi puo indicare il fegato sulla cartina?”

Kevin! Why are you so bitchy? Oh yeah, cuz you are Lynch the Bitch.

Garcia just spoke in Italian. That’s fucking hot. Don’t be awful.

Now he makes me want to puke.

Jinkies.

But why would you think Lynch is hot? Oh my god. Ew.

“Buongiorno, signor Hotchner.” XD I love her.

And she’s right into business.

Love you, lady.

“I’m sure I can have this car located in a jiff. Prego.” SO CUTE

Hey! Morgan! Why diss Garcia like that? Sure, she’s not Latina, but why you gotta be mean to baby girl? Ugh.

And the only reason I don’t have photos for the scene in the car is because that bitch Tina is with Derek in all of the shots, and I’m not about to turn on my baby girl.

So Charlie lied to Will? Oh boy.

“It’s a gay bar, Hotch.”

XD Charlie is gay. Oh boy.

Okay. That is the hottest thing they’ve ever showed on this show, excluding Shemar Moore, of course.

Why would he introduce himself as Charlie Luvet? What’s going on here?

Yummy.

So he’s targeting gay men. Damn.

Why is ‘Charlie’ being a dick to Deac? Not nice.

Wait. Did Will just publicly declare he’s crazy about JJ? That is so romantic! What is wrong with you, Jayje? Just kiss the man, already!

What? She’s breaking up with you? WHAT? Why? Why would you do that, babe? Why?

Wait. Hold up. Did Will just say that he may consider moving to Virginia if it meant keeping JJ in his life? Oh my god, that is the single most romantic thing I’ve ever heard and I’m in love with this man and I’m shipping Jill so hard. (That’s JJ / Will, if you didn’t get that)

Oh god. This is heartbreaking, what’s going on, baby?

What the fuck? He brings him out, seduces him, and beats him? And then apologizes? What the fuck?

Oh god this is sick.

“Whatever he sees in his victims he sees in himself.”

Dang, he’s just a mess.

“It’s also called the erratic, dramatic emotional cluster, an enduring pattern of inner experience and behavior that differentiates itself markedly from the expectations of the individual’s culture. It manifests itself –”

“This guy’s a sick dude.”

I love you guys so much!

“He’s got a couple of minor arrests – one for marijuana possession, one for lewd behavior, which I’m guessing is code for gay in Texas.” I LOVE THE JUDGY FACE ABOUT TEXAS AND GAY POLICY! LOVE YOU GARCIA!

My three musketeers.

I love how Derek is so committed to every case.

“Why, I know he was confused about his sexual orientation.”

“How do you mean confused?”

Yup. How?

Oh god. So this guy tried to ‘beat the gay out’ of his son? I want to barf.

And look at that stance. Who told Shemar to do that? I want to marry your filthy mind.

“And you saw Steven’s homosexuality as a failing.”

Oh boy.

“You think your son’s sexuality was a way to anger you?”

Oh my god, this guy is stupid as fuck!

Goddamn.

“I’ve been a guard for twenty years. I know a little something about disciplining somebody.” Oh dear lord.

“So, what, you thought you could beat the sexuality out of him, threatening this boy with tactics you use on hardened criminals, threatening him with his own life?” I LOVE YOU ROSSI!

“You convinced him he was worthless, contemptible for being who he was, and he believed you, so he found a way to become someone else, anyone else.”

Oh boy, that chica is loco, ese. Sorry, but seriously. The FBI tells you to slow down and wait, you wait. You don’t go ahead and start running around like headless chickens.

“Nothing is wrong with you.”

I want to kiss this cupcake.

This shouldn’t look hot. I’m sorry, I have a filthy mind, guys. I’m so dang sorry.

Wait. Is she flirting with my Hot Stuff? Uh-uh! Back off, lady.

So he takes the blame for that bitch storming in? I love you, baby. But don’t do this.

Oh, my goodness gracious. Just make out already!!!!

“You should go for him.”

Ha. I knew they knew.

“I don’t want to run anymore, not from you, and –”

“Just shut up.”

Morgan: “Well, finally.”

Prentiss: “I thought she was never gonna admit it.”

Reid: “Yeah. What it’s been, like, a year?”

Oh my goodness! I LOVE MY THREE MUSKETEERS SO MUCH!

John Churton Collins: “If we knew each other’s secrets, what comforts we should find?” ooh, that’s deep.

 Okay, so this episode was seriously important, you guys! It showed us that Kevin is a domineering asshole who just looks like he’s a dweeb but is actually trying to control Penelope, and I seriously need Derek to step in and beat the living crap out of this asshole. We learned that everyone on the BAU is okay with being gay and I love it! Also, I learned that Derek is one big flirt and I seriously need him to tone it down or I’m gonna have to do laundry daily, and I just don’t have the funds for that.

Also, learned that JJ and Will have been seeing each other on weekends in secret, and everyone of course knew about it, because they’re profilers and amazing at it, too, and it’s the cutest fucking thing.

Overall, enjoyed the episode except for the beginning, because Lynch the Bitch will always be a sore spot for me. I’m a Denelope fan all the way. Not sorry.

All right, lovelies, I must hit the shower and get to bed because, alas, I have a morning shift tomorrow and I need to earn the minimum wage here (ugh) and sell addicts coffee.

I love you guys for the amazing support you show me, and one day I hope I can repay your kindness <3 love you all!

And last, but not least, the lovely photos that didn’t make i into the post above, for your viewing pleasure: Poodle and Hot Stuff.