#Character mention

[altverse-invertverse]

[fromdreamstothewaking]

Eh, that makes sense. Put a mouse in a maze enough times, it'll eventually complete it in seconds.

Glad ya like the ball, by the way. Not the most creative plaything, but it's still somethin' fun to have ^w^

" The ball is nice.. I think Noah will like it to- "

Theodore then pauses, quickly going silent.

[juliathesuccubus]

I like lying back and relaxing. Maybe just browse on YouTube until I get to that weird part and maybe curse my friends with it so they suffer the same fate as I! But to be given doctor's orders to not do anything too stressful or physically strenuous? That's like, essentially grounding me! The hell?! 💢

…I really want some spicy Asian food and garlic pickles… Maybe some apples. Apples sound AMAZING…

…I hope Cor got the scarf and he likes it.

[roleplayerconfessions]

🌴 Some canon muses get as overlooked as many OCs, or even more so. I have OCs and canons, Ive seen both sides and I'm not downplaying how hard it is to write OCs, but I feel bad for canon muns every time I see posts that say canons always get tons of attention for doing nothing. Lots of canons put so much work into their muses, all for one or two interactions. I feel like for a lot of people when they say "canon", they're actually saying "POPULAR canons" like Dean Winchester, Bucky Barnes, Obi Wan Kenobi, or Valkyrie, and they dont consider many (most) canons don't actually have the privilege of being Fandom's Golden Child like those are. Maybe they don't realize that?

[ot3]

before you ship something stop and ask yourself... Is this otp material? Make sure your characters are:

Obstinate and inflexible in their actions

Terrible for each other in most circumstances

Poor communicators

[ponds-of-ink]

Oh, it looks like Steel Wool Twitter’s doing a countdown for Help Wanted 2 Flat Mode.

…Which also might mean we’re counting down the days for my Scraptrap bet.

Something Scraptrap this way comes: Part 2, I guess??

[drinkinboilingcoffee]

Please reblog if you vote!

[prokopetz]

I love that Supergiant's answer to "how can we possibly follow up on the first game's rebellious failson protagonist" is to make the sequel's protagonist an earnestly dorky honour-student-with-impostor-syndrome type whose college major is murder.

[starii-void]

going to chb must be crazy like imagine sharing a camp with

-one of the strongest demigods ever who's saved the world like at least 3 times, fought multiple gods & titans and WON (and is a tartarus survivor)

-the literal main architect of OLYMPUS who's also saved the world multiple times (also tartarus survivor)

-THE lord of the wild who's also close friends with the first two (and has helped save the world multiple times)

-an emo kid from the 1930s who again helped save the world and is also a tartarus survivor (TWICE)

-a son of apollo who survived tartarus with nothing but cargo shorts and sheer will (pun intended)

-the main designer and builder for the argo II, also the first hephaestus kid to have fire powers since hundreds of years ago (did i mention killed gaea? no? yeah he did that too)

-a girl who somehow charmspeak-ed gaea into falling back asleep (also side note daughter of super famous actor because why not)

-pretty much everybody is a two-time war veteran

-THE GOD APOLLO who just sometimes comes down to visit in the form of a teenage boy

-did i mention dionysus, god of wine madness and theatre

-also chiron, trainer of pretty much every greek hero ever

[chloesimaginationthings]

Abby went into the pit and made a FNAF friend..

[starlightseraph]

house md will always be remebered as the most insane thing ever broadcast because of how unabashedly feral everyone involved was.

a short collection of things that happen on the show, just off the top of my head, not even scratching the surface:

- house shoots a random dead body in the morgue and then sticks him in an mri machine, which pulls the bullet out of the dead guy’s head and destroys the machine, costing the hospital millions

- foreman gets bitten by a person with rabies

- chase kills an african dictator

- cameron steals drugs from a patient after possibly getting hiv from said patient

- house induces a migraine and then takes a drug made by his arch nemesis (who he’s been stalking for 25 years) to get the drug taken off the market. he then takes lsd (in the hospital, in the middle of a case) to cure the migraine.

- chase goes into anaphylaxis after doing body shots

- house stops an elevator so he can perform a cavity (vaginal) search on a teenage heart transplant patient who’s in cardiorespiratory arrest

- they give a neurosurgeon mushrooms to cure his food poisoning, then they stick him in an operating room. the neurosurgeon strips in front of a health board assessor.

- kutner dies for gay marriage

- house sets an autopsy room on fire while trying to juggle flaming bottles

- house gets recruited by the cia

- taub gets held at gun point after diagnosing a stripper with skin cancer

- in almost every single episode, the team breaks into multiple houses

- house fakes terminal brain cancer so he can get drugs implanted directly into the pleasure centre of his brain

- house cons us immigration to get his fake wife a green card. he also uses his fake wife’s ukrainian food truck to spy on people

- house tries to get wilson, his closet case boybestfriend, into bed every few episodes. every other sentence out of house’s mouth is about wanting to rail wilson.

- taub has a kid with his ex-wife, after they divorce, at the same time he has a kid with his 25 yo side piece. the kids’ names are sophie and sophia.

- house and wilson have a bet on who can hide a chicken in the hospital the longest without anyone finding out

- house tries to kill himself like 6 times and always fails (insulin shock, overdoses, electrocution, jumping off a building, cutting, etc)

- house fakes his death to get out of a prison sentence after violating his parole so he can live out his bi love story with his gay best friend who has 5 months to live

[egophiliac]

he did it! 🐍 and it only took...uhhh...well, there probably could've been less punches, but why hold back!

PUNCHES FOR EVERYONE

[dinoswordsb]

This is in no way the best way to post it but it is the only way I could get the format to stay

[almostshamelesspenguin]

Character: I think boys are pretty

Fandom: oh! They're gay! That's canon!

Different character: I have no interest in romance or sex. I don't understand it. Relationships confuse me. They seem pointless to me. I have no desire to be in a romantic or sexual relationship. I am an aromantic asexual.

Fandom: well, I guess you can interpret them as aroace...I don't see it though.

[roleplayerconfessions]

🌴 It's funny how when someone writes a cis swap, they get run off the rpc for being transphobic. But when a popular franchise does the same thing (e.g. Fiona from Adventure Time, Casey from tmnt) then it's acceptable.

[diezmil10000]

A girl like you

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