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Guys I'm sorry to say it. I think I'm a little obsessed with fortnite

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trope i really like is self-loathing characters desperate for the catharsis of punishment for frankly rather selfish reasons who r also obsessed with repeatedly pressing others into hating them and hurting them as essentially a method of self harm. yes baby continue making it worse for urself and everybody around u instead of doing an actually productive and effective journey of improvement and redemption

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truly the most american thing is Big Drink. more than late stage capitalism, more than an unparalleled cultural focus on individualism, more than 9/11 jokes

what binds all americans together culturally is Big Drink

and you might be saying "is this fat shaming" or "but mayor bloomberg outlawed Big Drink in nyc" or "gays are so annoying about their iced coffee" or some other dumb comment but no open your minds, Big Drink isn't just sugary or caffeinated beverages

every day i see one of you hydration bitches (affectionate) on the train with a water bottle so big a toddler could drown in it. that too is Big Drink. we literally invented a bigger beer can (tall boy) in wisconsin in the 60s in the service of Big Drink

anyway i never feel more american then when i have Big Drink in my hands

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How old are you?

I plan to be born sometime next month

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girls who do this are so attractive 😳

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"a girl without a dick is like an angel without wings"

ok. will you still love her if she clips her wings

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Hot sugar in the afternoon,

I wish that we could be real too

(Hyde - @stjeromeshospital )

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*gordon ramsey at a kink party voice* cockwarming? you call this warm? it's bloody burnt that thing is. you've cremated it, it's naught but fucking ashes! *turns around and sees a pup* for fucks sake there's animals in the kitchen too. he's got fucking paws and he could cook a cock better than you

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here is a sweet story for you all:

the first time I saw my grandmother after coming out and starting HRT she said “here he comes” as I stepped out of the car and then started jumping up and down saying “he! he!! I’m going to remember!!” I started to say hello and she goes “oh! your voice!! wait, let me hear you say something” I say “hi grandmother” and she smiles really big and says “oh… that is a miracle :-)”

the moral of the story is that sometimes coming out is awesome and my grandmother rules. happy pride ✨

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Hot sugar in the afternoon,

I wish that we could be real too

(Hyde - @stjeromeshospital )

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Amaterasu when npc #24653 says hi pooch can you help me find my lost family heirloom it was stolen by ogres

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currently obsessed with this song (Your Dog by Soccer Mommy)

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May I request SCP-035?

baby girl moment...

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Benjamin ██████ also known as his code name "Teddy Bear"

chaos insurgency oc :)) I love him a lot and I have some other scp ocs who are just.. wet little meow meows

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If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.