#Chaos Osha

[shmistarkiller]

thinking about how qimir was held at saber-point by sol twice and both times he just stood/kneeled there like 'oh yeah? then do it.' is it bc he's a masochist? i mean yeah, he is lol.

but also he knows sol's secret, no doubt having been told the details by mae. he knows killing osha & mae's mother is the sin that weighs down master sol's shoulders.

at the end of the day, i think he knows that sol really can't do it. he couldn't bring himself to kill someone ever again and is so much more controlled after 16 years with his guilt.

so qimir won't resist, he'll just turn up that psychological warfare of reminding sol of his crime of slaughtering an unarmed individual.

[disaster-twins-incorrect-quotes]

Leo: [standing on one foot, tip-toed on a ladder as he tries to get something off a shelf] I'm committing so many OSHA violations right now

Donnie: If you aren't committing an OSHA violation, are you really living?

[all-hail-the-buescher-27]

Merry christmas to those who celebrate, have the instrument population of a Completely Normal Christmas Party™

L-R, top to bottom:

c. 1925 Boston Musical Instrument Company "rotary Schmidt" double horn

1926 Buescher pre-production 27 double horn

c. 1910 Bohland & Fuchs 26 F trumpet

1937 Sattler pre-production Jazzmaster Bb trumpet (below)

1973 Mirafone 56A Kaiserbariton

1907 Buescher 24 Ballad Horn (traditional mellophone)

1925 Buescher 25 Rotary Ballad Horn (traditional mellophone)

1926 Pan-American 22E traditional mellophone

Not pictured:

American Standard (King) Trombonium

Josef Lidl Eb trumpet

(both brought by a euph player in the band, also an instrument nerd)

[frostbite-osha]

[A strange creature crawls over, and they appear to be on fire. The flames are purple.]

@chaos-harbinger

The air doesn’t seem to be warmed by the flames no matter how brightly they burn. There’s a chill, and the nearby windows are coated with frost so think you can’t see through it.

Frostbite doesn’t seem to notice, humming a song to themself as they wander a little.

[ultimateplaylistmaker]

Since Hope`s-Peak was made somewhen in the 30s the building is probably filled with OSHA-viölations like asbestos ceilings & lead paint walls.

Maybe the Izuru experiments too–

oh god

[snowwhitedraws]

oshamir au where Qimir is a veteran actor very much known for his noir films, drama and action genres in the industry.

- He prides himself with dedication to his work often seen training and doing his own stunts.

- despite having the looks, the talent, the body and the charisma , he doesn't accept any projects with romance saying he sucks playing as a lover.

- "I prefer killing people and dying onscreen, no thanks 👍"

- and did I say this sexy old man is single?? Qimir entered the industry in his 20s single and now he's approaching his 40s single mygod

- Enter Verosha Aniseya, an engineering student, stuck between accepting this darned small time project action-romance-comedy after her twin sister, Mae, completely cut contact to the world

- For someone who was adamant to be an actress, trying years and years to land a lead role, this was very unusual for her sister to bail last minute

- So in hopes of not falling into debt for failing to cancel the contract, Osha needs to act like her sister and play this role of a lifetime.

- Osha's is seriously not fit for this but if she can avoid paying a hundred thousand bucks (which she doesn't have! she's a struggling part time mechanic and a college student!) and somehow save her sister's budding (failing!) acting career then so be it!!!

- so with the help of Jecki and Yord, Mae's assistant and manager, they enroll Osha in an acting crash course to somehow present a decent performance before filming starts in 3 months

- she fails everyday of course, Osha's the worst actor of all time according to her coach. She can't act and convince the audience she's sad or happy because she always looks constipated

- but it's another story when it comes to the action scenes. Martial arts training and wire work are a piece of cake when it comes to Osha, rare for a seasoned actress and even rarer for a rookie

- Qimir observes the bumbling actor whenever he visits the training academy and he's surprised he finds her resilience very adorable (and very very attractive not that he would admit it)

- he definitely did not try to observe her up close and personal oh no (he was always present on the 2nd floor when Osha spars and he takes notes that she's super flexible) he never tried to pull some connections and help her improve more on her basic acting skills (Yord is confused why are there more acting coaches than usual but he lets it go they needed all the help)

- he also never orchestrated how they first interacted oh no he doesn't (He did. His acting skills really came in handy when he "bumped" into Osha while she was going to the gym, pulling the "oh I never saw you here are you new?" card)

- Osha's weirded out even though the man in question is hot af. (She doesn't know Qimir is also an actor. Her senior. Please forgive her) She needs to concentrate and remember why she's here

- She doesn't really pay attention to Qimir thinking they won't see each other again but Qimir had other plans

- table reading comes and guess who Osha's on screen partner? Qimir. The guy who doesn't do romance projects actually accepted a small budget action romance film.

- "I feel like at this point in my career, I guess I needed to try something new. Something to challenge me isn't that right, Miss Aniseya?"

- Osha wishes she could disappear while everyone in the cast and crew enjoys the way Qimir is teasing this new starlet. The director can already feel this will either end in complete chaos or an unexpected success.

[onceandfutureoshainspector]

- oh, the Children are here. :/

- found a Nuka-Cade Token! i assume this has to do with the Nuka-World add-on that i've never done anything about. bookmarking it for later.

- 0_0

- Ah. when i saw that the Children were here before, i assumed that they'd sent an expedition to pilfer the stockpile of nuclear weapons, not that they were like, here here. like in control of the place.

Brother Henri: State your purpose, stranger. You walk on At̷̖̑o̷̔m̷'s hallowed ground.

- ehehehe this feels so shitty in such a gratifying way. why, yes, i'm a devoted servant of À̵͚tó̵̟m̵, chosen and anointed by the Lady of the Lake Fog herself. please let me pass.

Brother Henri: Far Harbor? You've seen Ä̷ṫ̵om̶̦̓'s holy veil? But, you have traveled so far. I apologise. I will not keep you from finishing your pilgrimage. Take this and prepare to enter His inner sanctum. Follow the brilliance of the glow, and it shall lead you to the relics. May At̸̄o̷͓̊m's radiance warm your soul.

- the funniest part about this is that that was only a yellow persuasion check. my dude Henri has been sequestered here alone for so long that he was fully prepared to believe almost anyone who said that.

- heh, i forgot that At̶̊ȍ̵͚m̴̬̑'s church is robot-inclusive lol.

- talked to Danse to see if he has anything to say about this clown, and apparently i've got another lore drop lined up?! how many more of these are there?

[fernsnailz]

do you think shadow was aware of his super strength when he stopped marinating in his tube ? since he can just flip buses i think it'd be funny if there had to be a learning curb

also the image of small crechure shadow being able to lift maria over his head is funny to me.

maybe gerald trips on some osha violation and when shadow goes to help him up he accidentally launches him into the ark's ceiling

i'm absolutely obsessed with this concept of overpowered tiny dude shadow pre-inhibitor rings. chaos and destruction everywhere

[avocadotoast0]

I'm sorry, but trying to tell Qimir's story without Osha is like telling Anakin's story without Padmé—it just doesn't work. Qimir and Osha are integral to each other's character development, whether some fans like it or not. That's just the reality of their story.

Many fans overlook the "lone wolf searching for connection" aspect of Qimir’s character, which is why Mae’s betrayal cut so deeply. He genuinely cared for her as his student, even though she wasn’t who he truly wanted as an acolyte. Despite her constant failures, he never abandoned her; he was always there, encouraging her and staying by her side. His approach as her master may have been flawed, but his care was undeniable until the moment of betrayal, making that switch in him all the more compelling to watch.

His scars from betrayal run deep, stemming from whatever happened between him and Vernestra when he was a Jedi. This further highlights how vulnerable he is as a person, adding layers to his character that make him even more intriguing.

What makes Qimir so fascinating is that he’s not a traditional Sith. He doesn’t see himself as one; he’s more of a dark-sider who believed the Sith path was his only option. We see this when Osha kills Sol—Qimir wasn’t happy; instead, he looked sorrowful, almost like he was grieving for her, understanding that she had now reached a dark place he was all too familiar with. That’s why he tried to comfort her afterward; he knew the weight of what she’d done.

This is why Leslye wanted to explore a third option—where being a dark-sider doesn’t have to mean becoming a Sith. There’s potential for something different, something more.

Then there’s his romantic side. Qimir never hid his desire for Osha; he actively pursued her without ever trying to force himself on her. He nearly dies trying to get his helmet off her—a girl he barely knew, but because she represents the connection he’s always been searching for, and he’d do anything to protect it.

In fact, Qimir falling in love could have been what saved him—or both of them—from descending further into darkness, especially with Plagueis lurking in the shadows. The show made it clear that Qimir would do anything to protect what’s precious to him. We might have seen Osha being pulled into the darkness, perhaps under Plagueis' influence, and Qimir realising that this path isn't meant for them.

It would have been incredible to watch him and Osha fall in love and try to find a different path, one that steers them away from the chaos and the doomed narrative. How could anyone not want to see that?

[maeaniseyas]

I already know people are gonna claim The Acolyte is making the Jedi out to be bad guys after episode 7 but honestly it’s very clear the entire situation on Brendok was a more grey situation than black or white.

In the end, yes it was the Jedi’s fault for what happened to the coven. But the episode made it clear it was all a massive misunderstanding that led to disaster. Sol cares too much, and that got the better of him. Torbin was young and restless, sick of doing basically nothing on a seemingly uninhabited planet and couldn’t understand the point of the mission and how they were doing anything of value; he was stir crazy and wanted to go home. Indara was trying her best to keep everyone rational and didn’t even want to take the children.

But the witches weren’t all 100% innocent either. Mother Koril encouraged the dark side and anger in Mae, which led to Mae starting the fire. Koril also clearly said she would rather die than have her children taken from her, and was already gathering other witches to go against Mother Aniseya’s decision and fight the Jedi.

In the end though, both groups didn’t have sinister intentions. The Jedi were genuinely concerned for the twins because they did not understand their coven and culture - and when Mae tried to explain it to them, the way she worded it did make it sound like the witches were going to kill and sacrifice the twins. The coven just wanted to keep their children and not see Osha go off and never return, but Mother Aniseya was going to allow Osha to go because it was her desire and Aniseya chose to be a mother at the end of the day. The Jedi have never encountered these witches before, so when a distressed Mae (who Sol thought was Osha) ran to her mother for help with the fire and Aniseya turned into black smoke - Sol and the other Jedi had no idea she was actually just teleporting; Sol thought Osha was asking him for help and safety from the witches, when in reality it was Mae telling her mom Osha was in trouble and Mother Aniseya was going to teleport to help Osha. Mother Aniseya’s death is when Sol realizes everything was a misunderstanding and he let his emotions override everything; instead of Aniseya being this evil, dark sided witch who he believed was harming the children, Aniseya was a devoted and loving mother. That’s why he didn’t fight back when Koril went at him.

Then of course the death of their leader led to chaos, and the witches controlling Kelnacca to avenge their leader and protect their children. When Indara broke the connection, she would have had no idea that action would kill the entire coven, because again the Jedi were ignorant of the coven’s culture and ideals and especially how they use the force.

But anyway yeah, I really enjoyed this episode and how it was very much not black and white. It was all a misunderstanding from both parties. It also makes sense now why Torbin would willingly take the poison - he was the first one to jump into action and go to get the twins.

[meowmeowmeowmeow4x]

Supersons +1 propmt fill Part3 Tr3s

The sprinklers activated in an instant and covered the centre in a deluge of water. Whatever scientists remained scrambled to recover what remained of their creations before the water could irrevocably damage them. In a hidden corner, one Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent made knowing glances to each other, a mutual agreement reached in seconds after decades of friendship. With the help of a crowbar, the men quickly pry open one of the exit doors, making way for panicked civilians to exit the premises, 'Brucie' giving comfort to those distressed by the recent events. It wasn't long before they had to make themselves scarce. They had their sons to rescue, there was no time!

As Bruce and Clark snuck out into the empty hallway, having been quickly evacuated by a Gothamite's natural self-preservation instinct and discipline from years of attacks. They nodded, and went their seperate ways. Clark to go change into his Superman outfit, and Bruce to calm the inevitable deluge of reporters before changing into his own costume.

Cameras flashed over the front entrance to the event, blinding the last few stragglers to leave, and Bruce, standing tall against the crashing sea.

"Mr Wayne! What can you tell us about the new villain that Joker has teamed up with?"

"Mr Wayne, how does Wayne Industries intent to secure future events from attacks on this scale?"

"Where is Damian Wayne? Sir how can Wayne Industries secure the future of Gotham if you cannot protect your own children?"

"Mr Wayne is it true that you allowed Jack Fenton to attend the event despite knowing he was a quack?"

And on and on and on. Bruce never intended to give these people what they wanted. He had children to save, and investigations to conduct. Before he could excuse himself, however, a roaring boom echoed down the street like summer thunder. Reporters screamed as they trampled over each other to escape the path of a silver behemoth charging down the road. Thick metal plates lined its exterior. A large satellite dish adorned its top, and jutting out from the sides were massive guns. The van sported too many OSHA violations to be anything less than a tank on four wheels than any civilian vehicle. Batman will have to crack down on whatever corrupt whitecollar criminals allowed this monstrosity on the roads.

The van charged right up to where Bruce was standing on the pavement, before coming to a terrifyingly rapid halt, so sudden that the entire vehicle jerked forward from its momentum. It would have been cartoonish if it hadn't stopped cleanly right in front of him. The front door slammed open, and a pair of black-gloved hands grabbed Bruce by the shoulder. In public surrounded by cameras, Bruce was helpless but to comply.

"BRUCIE WAYNE! I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU!"

Bruce scanned the interior of the van in an instant, clocking in the undignified Clark Kent clinging to his seat like a child to their parents leg, tie messed up and suit creased. His classes were crooked on his face. "He just scooped me up like I was paper mache, Bruce!" The man's voice was shaking.

"Strap in Brucie, because the Fenton Family Ghost Assault Vehicle cares for no trivial matters like traffic laws, or even physics laws!"

What kind of branding was this? "The Fenton Family wha-" Jack slammed the gas. The GAV rocketed into max gear in an instant. The force threw the poor man off his feet. Bruce went hurtling into the backside of the GAV and crashed with a bang. The G-forces kept him glued to the wall like a black-suited starfish, at least until Clark extended an arm to peel him off.

"I'm starting to think you might be right about him being a supervillain." Clark whispered.

Bruce grimly nodded.

"Alright so now that we're all together, here's the plan folks!" Jack said, tone all too cheerful for the chaos he was creating on the road. Innocent cars swerved out of the way of the advancing war machine. Pedestrians clung to lampposts and fences as gale force winds blasted them from its wake. "Let's start with the bad news: Our kids have been spirited away by suffering spooks! The good news: The Fenton Radar works!" Jack tapped on a screen on the van's console, showing two beeping dots on a radar map.

"BUILDING!" Clark yelled. They were rocketing right into a townhouse.

Jack yanked the wheel to the left. The GAV turned 90 degrees in about half a second, turning both passengers into ragdolls thrown across the side. On the outside, a subtle Superman-shaped dent was visible. "Thanks for that, Clarkie! Now I'm sure you guys aren't as experienced as me and my lovely wife Maddie are in hunting ghosts, but don't worry! I can give you a crash course."

"Please don't say crash course." Clark quivered.

"Could you maybe slow down?!" Bruce yelled over the roaring engines.

"No can do, Brucie! Any slower and the GHOSTS will leave the Fenton Radar's range, and then we'll never get our kids back!"

"I think I'm going to be sick." So Kryptonians can get nausea from high-speed vehicles, interesting. He'll have to update his file.

"The Joker and his associates entered your portal and set it to blow, how can we even get the kids back if they're on the other side!"

Jack turned around with a smile. "That's what the Fenton PortaPortal version 2 is for! Never leave home without a spare, my grandpa Fenton always said!"

"Dr Fenton, that bridge was destroyed in a gang fight!" Bruce shouted. Construction workers were already scattering, but a thick concrete barrier stood in their way.

"No need to worry, Fenton engineering can handle a little hole here or there!"

"The entire bridge was destroyed, we're going to fall off!"

"I love your sense of humour Brucie, but even if we did it wouldn't matter!"

"I really think it does, Dr Fenton!" Clark gripped the bottom of the nearby seat hard enuogh to dent.

"Nonsense, watch this!" Jack pushed the gas even further, as if that was even possible. The GAV reduced the concrete barrior to smithereens. "Go go Fenton Famliy Ghost Assault Vehicle: Aerial Mode!" The mad scientist's shouted in glee. He pulled another lever, activating a pair of wings from the sides.

Clark would deny screaming like a girl to the end of his days.

~~~~~~~~~

Meanwhile, in the Zone...

Danny shifted nervously in his position, atop the swarm of Lydia's bats, and flanked by the freaking Joker of all people on one side and Freaking Freakshow on the other. What did he do to deserve this?

If It was just the Joker and Freakshow, he would just happily transform and kick the snot out of these clowns, but sadly he's not alone.

Also tied up with rope both human and ghostly were one Damian Wayne and Jon Kent, the former of which looked none too pleased about the current situation. While Damian spat vitriol upon the Joker and his "D-list half-rate assisstant," with man himself largely ignoring his words to fawn over the chaos of the Realms, Danny contemplated his options. Good news: Freakshow hadn't blown his secret yet, which was cold comfort for the moment, seeing as if he had, he'd just be able to punch these suckers and be done with it, but nooo. Maybe he could overshadow the other boys and hypnotise them into forgetting? Was that a thing that can be done? Would've been convenient, and because of that, Danny suspected it's wishful thinking. If it worked, great, if it didn't work, well Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne have ties to the Justice League, who have ties to the government, who hire the GiW, so there's a non-zero percent chance such a stunt would end up with him on a dissection table.

Which means he's left playing the waiting game, spectating the Joker jumping up and down like a fangirl over all the green, and purple, and fighting, and death. First day in Gotham, guys.

"Psst." Jon whispered to him.

Danny said nothing, but leaned a little on Jon's side.

"Don't worry, we're gonna be ok, I'm sure the J-J-Justice League will be here. Just sit t-t-tight, ok?"

Wow, that was really touching that he was trying to comfort Danny, but the ghostly part of him didn't even need to feel Jon's shaking, or hear his stutter to know the kid was absolutely terrified. Now that he thought about it, it really should be him doing the comforting.

"Eh I wouldn't hedge my bets on it." Causing the other boy to squeak in fear. Curse you, snark instinct. Why can't you be heroic and reassuring instead.

"Neither would I, boy." Freakshow said, almost like he was rubbing in just how much danger his secret was in.

"You will unhand us, or you will know the meaning of pain in every sense of the world. This I tell you. I will feed you to my chickens. I will cut up your flesh and grind it into paste and then fertilise my vegetable garden with it. You will regret crossing me."

Jon let out the faintest whisper, something Danny would've never heard if he wasn't a ghost, and a master of quiet sounds. "Really selling the normal kid act here, Damian."

"On the contrary, lovely chlidren, I believe it is you who will soon become ghosts. NEYEHEHEYEHEH" Oh god here comes the gratuitous laughter. "I can't believe such a t~~tttttTANTALISING opportunity has been out there for me this whole time! AHAHAHAHAAH. And for you, my little children, to have come to this wonderful little science expo alongside your dear old daddies only to become part of the exhibit?" The Joker cracked into laughter, slapping his knees and collapsing in fitful giggles.

Each of the free boys gulped, each of them considering how to save the apparent civilian(s) among them without exposing themselves...

@impyssadobsessions

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Okay, I apologize if you’ve explained this, but what was your motivation for LARPing as OSHA? I really want to hear the story of how someone commits to that for so long. Are you super passionate about workplace safety?

While I was taking the OSHA 30 hour training course (for fun), I started the blog as a way to help remeber what I was learning. It evolved from there into The Bit, and after a while I saw that I was actually helping and educating people, so that became my main goal.

My secondary goal was to stir up arguments as to whether or not it was legit because I crave chaos.

[groove-on-boogie-down]

It’s not explicitly stated, but I do think in a way, Mae and Sol are both on journeys of redemption that are connected and opposite each other.

Mae had a crime pinned on her. The fire she started to figuratively burn Osha’s dreams became much worse than intended and added to chaos. In pursuing the jedi, she sought to clear her name, hoping for a rebirth that she thought her coven and sister would never witness.

Any guilt Mae possibly carried evolved into what the jedi actually did. She pleaded for help and didn’t get it. Instead she watched the “keepers of the peace” invade her home, attack and kill her family and leave her home in ruins. They left her alone and left her for dead.

Sol carried this lie with him for 16 years, and when he reunites with Osha and finds Mae alive he plans to confess the truth. BUT!! He also thinks proving a vergence will outweigh the harm he’s done. That’s why he’s so hellbent on getting both sisters. To clear his name.

Sol thinks that proving the vergence to the council with both twins will absolve him of the crime in interfering with the coven on Brendok in the first place.

So as this journey of retribution evolves into justice, Mae discovers Osha is alive, and she pivots. Being with her sister is more important now. Together, they are the last remnant of the life they had on Brendok. When Osha rejects her, she seeks a confession, through Sol.

When everything comes to a head, Mae prefers Sol tell the truth. But this is before he rambles about the origins of the twin’s birth. He’s telling Mae things she doesn’t care about, buying his time. But Osha overhears the most important detail, the truth that he killed their mother.

Sol spends more time justifying his actions as part of his plan. He wanted everything to go right in his mind, so he could prove everything had a purpose. He tells Osha he did it because he loved her. And he dies with no apology on his tongue. His redemption is not earned.

In the end, his words and actions are cut off, the same way he cut off Mother Aniseya. His reputation is ruined in his death—by a friend, on a large scale—the same way he helped ruin Mae’s reputation in life. It all comes back to bite him.

Mae witnesses the fallout and is freed from burden. She no longer carries her sister’s hate. Their coven lives through them. The Jedi who wronged her are dead. Under the bunta tree, the twins are reborn. Mae’s redemption is earned! But freedom is short lived.

In sacrificing her memories to protect Osha’s choice, Mae is re-traumatized with pain she just released. Back to a starting point we didn’t see on screen. Four jedi have wronged her but they are dead & she doesn’t remember their justice. She doesn’t remember a twin. It’s just her.

This is a death of sorts. She has lost everything. But she is not free like Qimir would suggest.

The Acolyte Season 1 gave us this tragic theme of things uncorrected & left unsaid. However, in Season 2, Mae deserves a healthy, clear mind. Let Mae-Ho Aniseya have the chance to pull the Thread of destiny so that she can be renewed and reborn, again!

End.

[multi-fandoms-posts]

The Truth Part 2

Qimir x Jedi reader

a little bit smut 18+

Part 1

Khofar

After Master Sol reported to the Jedi, we traveled to Khofar with some other Jedi and are now standing in front of Master Kelnacca's hut, where Mae is.

I haven't been able to sense Qimir until now, which is strange. I close my eyes for a moment and suddenly, I don't feel Qimir, no, I feel him.

I turn around and there he is, standing behind Osha. I reach for my master's lightsaber.

The other Jedi now also turn around and take out their lightsabers. "Osha, run!" calls Sol.

And the chaos begins.

I watched the stranger as he killed one after the other. Now I stand in front of him with Sol and Jecki.

I attack him without thinking, and since I'm so unfocused, he grabs me and turns me around to face Sol and Jecki. "Ask him," he says, and I look at him confused. "Ask him if he knew about your brother and master," he says, and I look at Sol. "Did you..." I begin, taking a deep breath. "Did you know that my master killed my brother?" I ask, noticing that Sol is tensing up. "Y/N, I..."

“Answer me!” I shout at him. “Yes,” he says quietly.

Tears fill my eyes and I drop the lightsaber and pull out mine. He lets go of me and I activate my lightsaber and the red blade appears. Jecki and Sol look at me in shock, but I don't care. "Kill him," he says and I obey and go to attack Sol. Sol uses the Force and I fly into a tree and hit my head hard and lose consciousness.

Later

Narrator's perspective:

Qimir is breathing heavily and looks around. When he sees your unconscious figure, he immediately goes to you and kneels down.

He carefully looks at your head and can't find any injuries.

“I’ll take care of you,” he says softly, stroking your cheek.

He picks you up and carries you to his ship.

Once there, he lays you down and kisses your head. "I'll be right back," he says and goes back to get Osha.

After he gets Osha, he starts the ship and flies back to his planet. Qimir keeps looking at you. If he had known that you would be so badly injured, he would have protected you.

When they finally arrive, Qimir picks you up and runs to the cave where he lives.

He puts you on his bed and you start to move.

Your view:

I open my eyes and immediately sit up. "Hey, slow down," a voice calls out, and I turn my head in the direction of the voice. "Qimir," I say with relief and immediately stand up, which I immediately regret because I lose my balance and Qimir catches me. "I told you, slow down," he says. "Do you remember what happened?" he asks as he sits me on the bed. I think for a moment. "We were on Khofar, that stranger was there again and he killed the Jedi. Wait a minute," I say, and only now notice that Qimir is wearing the same clothes as him. "You're him," I say.

"You wanted me to be your acolyte," I say. "That's true, but I want you to be my wife," he grins. "Y-Your wife?" I ask, surprised.

"If that's what you want," he says. "Yes," I smile, and Qimir leans in to kiss me.

The kiss becomes more passionate and he pushes me down onto the bed. His hand moves down. "Wait," I hold up his hand and he looks at me questioningly. "I... I've never done this before," I say, embarrassed, and look away. "Hey," he says, gently grabbing my chin. "It's okay, we'll take it slow," he smiles and kisses me again.

Qimir starts kissing my neck. "Qimir," I moan softly. His hand wanders back down into my underwear.

I moan and he grins against my neck, rubbing two of his fingers at my entrance. "So wet for me already, even though I've barely touched you," he grins.

"Move, please," i say

"Patience," he whispers and gently bites my earlobe. Then he moves to my neck, bites there gently and pushes his two fingers into me at the same time. "Qimir," I moan and feel his hard cock. For a brief moment he doesn't move his fingers at all, I try to move, but he suddenly holds me in place. "So needy, huh?" he growls in my ear and I moan in response.

He suddenly pulls back completely and starts to take off my clothes. "Hey, that's unfair, I'm naked and you still have everything on," I grin and start to take off his clothes.

I admire his muscular upper body and trace his muscles with my finger. My hand wanders lower to the waistband of his boxer shorts.

I look up at Qimir and he is looking at me with lustful eyes. I pull off his boxers and have to swallow when I see how big his cock is.

Qimir gently grabs my chin. "We'll take it slow, I promise," he says, caressing my cheek with his thumb. I nod and take his cock in my hand, moving my hand up and down. A soft moan escapes his lips and I grin before I speed up and then suddenly stop. I look back up at him and grin slightly. "Enough with the foreplay," he growls, pushing me down onto the bed.

He presses his lips to mine and I feel him at my entrance. Slowly he starts to push himself into me. I cling to his back and moan into the kiss.

Qimir breaks away from the kiss and puts his forehead on mine. "Damn," he moans. "You feel so damn good," he growls and pushes his cock further into me. "You're so big," I moan.

When he is finally completely inside me, he pauses. "Is everything OK?" he asks, caressing my cheek. "Yes, just please move, please," I whine, and he slowly starts to move.

Later

"How are you feeling? I didn't hurt you, did I?" Qimir asks worriedly, and I have to smile. He is so caring. "I'm fine, you didn't hurt me, quite the opposite," I smile and turn around in his arms to look at his face. "It was perfect," I smile and kiss him. I feel his smile as I kiss him. "I love you," he whispers against my lips. "I love you too," I smile.

months later

A lot of things happened. Osha killed Master Sol because he killed her mother and he didn't tell her. Mae, her memory of the three of us, was erased.

Now Osha, Qimir and I live together on the planet. We often train as a trio, but lately I haven't been feeling so well. I'm currently hanging over the toilet bowl and throwing up. "Is everything OK?" Osha asks worriedly. "Yes, everything's OK," I say and sit down next to the toilet. "Tell me, Y/N, have you ever thought that you're pregnant?" she asks and I look at her in surprise. "No, I'm definitely not..." I start, but I quickly realize. "Oh, damn it," I curse. "I need a test," I say and get up. "Wait, where are you going?" Osha asks. "To get a test," I say, but she stops me. "I'll get one, you rest," she says. "I'll get Qimir," she says. "But don't tell him," I say. "I won't tell him, I promise," she says and goes to get Qimir.

later

Qimir and I are cuddling together in bed. "Are you feeling better?" he asks worriedly. "Yes," I smile and snuggle closer to him. Qimir suddenly puts his hand on my stomach and I swallow. What if I'm really pregnant? Does he even want this child? Is he leaving me? Am I even ready for it?

So many thoughts are going through my head and a knock tears me out of them.

I sit up and open the door. "Did you..." I ask Osha and she nods. "Okay, Qimir, you have to go out for a minute," I say and he looks at me questioningly. "Why?" he asks. "Uh, it's a woman thing," I say without even thinking. "A woman thing?" he asks, surprised, and I nod. "Okay," he says, still surprised. "I'm getting kicked out of my own room," he grumbles. "I love you," I call out as he leaves the room. "I love you too," he calls out, and I grin. "I brought several with me, you should do all of them," she says, handing me four tests. I nod before going into the bathroom and doing the tests.

I pace the room. "Y/N, calm down," Osha says. "How am I supposed to calm down? What if I'm pregnant?" I ask. "That's awesome," Osha says. "And if Qimir doesn't want kids?" I ask. "Did he hint that he doesn't want any?" she asks. "No," I say. "It'll be okay," she smiles.

After a few minutes the time is up and I run into the bathroom and then straight back out again. "I can't do this," I say. "Yes, you can," Osha says and pushes me back into the bathroom.

I take a deep breath and look at the tests. "Oh, damn," I say. All four are positive. "So?" Osha asks, coming into the bathroom. I turn to her. "All positive," I say.

"How do you feel about it?" she asks. "I don't know... I'm excited, I mean, we're having a baby. But I'm scared of his reaction," I say. "Don't worry, everything will be fine," Osha smiles.

Later in the evening

I've decided to tell Qimir now. "Hey, what's going on in your pretty head?" Qimir asks, sitting down next to me. I take a deep breath. "Qimir, I have to tell you something," I say, fiddling nervously with my hands. Qimir puts his hand on my hands. "Hey, you can tell me anything, you know that," he smiles and I nod. "Qimir, I'm..." I pause for a moment. "I'm pregnant," I say, looking at the floor, afraid of how he will react.

Qimir gently grabs my chin and forces me to look at him. "That's wonderful," he smiles and I'm amazed.

I'm relieved that he's happy, but a little confused that he's not really surprised. It seems more like he already knows. "Did Osha tell you?" I ask, and he looks at me confused. "No, why would she tell me?" he asks. "Don't get me wrong, I'm relieved that you're happy, but I have a feeling you already knew," I say.

"I already knew, but not from Osha," he says, and I look at him confused. I made a point of hiding the tests, and if Osha didn't tell me, how could he know?

"But how?" I ask. "I could feel our baby," he says.

I couldn't suppress a smile when he said our baby. "How long have you known?" I ask. "For a week. I felt something, but I couldn't place it. When I found out it was you, it was clear that you were pregnant," he says. "Wait, what? You've known for a week and you didn't tell me?" I ask, slightly annoyed, and hit him on the chest. "Ouch," he says, rubbing the spot. "What should I have said? Hey, I think you're pregnant because I can feel our baby?" he asks. "Yeah, something like that," I say, and Qimir looks at me, grinning.

I snuggle up in his arms. "I'm scared," I whisper. "Of what?" he asks, stroking my back up and down. "That we're not good parents," I say. "We'll get through this together. You'll be the best mother in the world for our child," he smiles and my eyes fill with tears. "And you'll be the best father in the world," I say, smiling, and sit up to kiss him. "I love you," I whisper against his lips. "I love you too," he smiles.

Qimir is right, we can do this together and Osha will be a great aunt to our baby.

[fulcrum-art-fox]

Obsessed with the twin’s tattoos and what they communicate about them like. For the fact that Mae is the raging chaos magnet and Osha is by comparison the steady one, by the books one, the good one, the fact that Mae’s witch tattoo represents everything that was expected, that she got fulfilling the role her parents wanted her to, the moment she became everything she and Osha were always meant to be, meanwhile Osha’s tattoo was an impulse decision on a crazy night out with a crew of people she met after dropping out of the Jedi, a tattoo even her father ahem Jedi master Sol disapproves of, is just the perfect metaphor for the perfect subversion the show has done with these twins

[autisticlalna]

IM IN THE MIDDLE OF VIKINGS VIDEO AND /WHAT THE FUCK/

FLASHBACKS TO. SOMETHING??? I DONT KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THAT WAS BUT I HAVE A FEELING IT WAS REALLY IMPORTANT LORE-WISE

IT SURE WAS

cracks knuckles. Let's Talk About Dominion SMP.

there is an entire plotline that never made it into video form because of the series being canceled. it was all recorded on stream, so it's still out there and is on Viking's vod channel, but if you weren't watching streams and were episode-only you would have no idea.

after Grady and Mongo started going mad with power via their knockoff OSHA, Viking formed a rival organization called the Infrastructural Oversight Union comprised of himself, Joy, Taneesha, Josh, and Legundo. as soon as it was formed, IOU began to fracture due to rising tensions between the members-- Viking was already on terse terms with Legundo, Joy and Taneesha kept screwing with Viking, Josh was building up to stuff with Joy i think, and Taneesha...

Taneesha never fully shook off the Void. while Shadow was on destructive rampages fueled by the chaotic energy he'd absorbed at the end of season 1, Taneesha was also dealing with urges to kill. she confided in Viking about it, seeing as they were pretty close, and Viking supported her and even let her kill him (although that didn't do much to hold it off). she started carrying around and placing End Crystals near people and trying to weasel her way out of it when people caught on to her being suspicious and, y'know, trying to kill people.

and then this happens.

Taneesha places down an End Crystal and steps away. Legundo doesn't notice. Viking, who is completely invisible, pops up out of the ground and snipes the End Crystal. Legundo is killed instantly. Taneesha is blamed for it.

and now, a year and a half later, we see that moment in an edited episode... in Skyblock Kingdoms.