#Cesium Salami

[robotshowtunes]

OMEGA SUPREME 🍕

Eleven delicious toppings - beef, ham, Italian sausage, pepperoni, seasoned pork, bell peppers, mushrooms, onions, pineapples, cesium salami, and beryllium baloney.

[driver270]

Let It Gooooooo!

Are Frozen references too dated now? 🤔 Also, stay out of my fridge, Slug!

[witchofthesouls]

Hey! I saw an earlier post you had about the boys in the grocery store and it got me wondering about how they would react to hunting. I’m a hunter, have been all my life. I hunt deer, boars, ducks, coyotes, turkeys, quails, pheasants, wild Burmese pythons, and I fish locally too (strictly a vermin exterminator and food hunter, I find sports hunting to be distasteful and I strictly use a bow and arrow, no traps or guns as I take issues with those too). I can picture the absolute horror of the TFP or Lost Light bots seeing their/a human skinning and processing an animal that they just hunted for food, they see the modern convinces that are grocery stores so it’s easy to forget where human food actually comes from 😂

Weirdly enough, IDW/MTMTE does have Cybertronian edibles like cesium salami and rust sticks.

But then again, there's a big percentage of the crew members who were produced by the war, so there's a great chance that they didn't get a crash course on things that were deemed "unnecessary," like Cybertronian cuisine and fauna to forage and hunt.

TFP Cybertronians, on the other hand, have Questions.

Get ready to pull up diagrams, manuals, videos, and live demonstrations via YouTube or your own hands because they got the curiosity of two-year-old with the capacity to keep you in their palm for no escape.

Ratchet absolutely hates it. It's too messy and squishy and completely unalike the organized and relatively clean method of converting crystals to fuel. Horrified over the mysteries of hotdogs and how everything can and will kill humans without specific preparations to negate the toxins. Ratchet is boggled over spice challenges and how the hell humanity hadn't died in its infancy over culinary explorations. Someone told him to look up Hákarl.

He takes great displeasure when the kids sass him over Cybertronians eating their own blood. Different. Absolutely different. He clucks over the base kitchen and is not above making things disappear. He argues with June and Agent Fowler over the groceries and fast food bags. Ratchet's crunchy.

Bulkhead actually enjoys fishing. He's more catch and release rather than for keeping and gutting. He likes soaking up the heat of the sun, the sound of running water, birdsong, and insects buzzing, the gear setup and picking out the right lure and bait. It's a different kind of downtime, but it's nice. All he's missing is engex, but he's able to throw a line farther out than anyone else and has the capability to detect motion far greater than an average human. He still wants an engex cube.

Arcee has mixed feelings. She enjoys hunting. Patience, tracking, stealth, and the sense of accomplishment with a clean catch. She likes less the process of handling carcasses, but really hates waste anything that could have been useful. Meat, leather, tools, jewelry, and raw ingredients that could be sold or traded. Arcee just doesn't like sharing something with Airachnid's methods.

Bumblebee's a scout. People expected him to like foraging or the wilds. He prefers domesticated stock. In particular, beekeeping. To him, it represents a more equivalent partnership: he provides accessible resources and safe quarters and the bees yield honey, comb, and wax in return. If the hive don't like him or the area, then they can leave elsewhere.

Optimus is deeply fascinated by how Earth's biodiversity is so immense and how ecosystems are so diverse and complex, yet so fragile. He quietly wishes for Alpha Trion's presence because Optimus is seeing familiar similarities of Cybertronian long gone biomes: wetlands, woodlands, and reefs. The Sea of Rust once was a massive ocean of mineral-laden Energon. It has long since disappeared by the consensus of heavy, unregulated industrialization, but if Earth has the water cycle, ocean currents and belts, and complex system of thermoregulation that replenishes itself, then Cybertron had to have something similar at one point, no?

[pudgy-planets]

How much food has been bet on the (utter im)possibility of Grimlock and Prowl hooking up?

You do not want to know just how many Energon chocolate bars Swerve owes Whirl should they never hook up.

And Whirl will not let the Metallurgist forget this fact either. Moreover, she’ll owe Huffer, Gears, Ironhide, and Swindle at least three lifetimes worth of silicon wafers, beryllium baloney, and cesium salami.

[rifleseye]

For as fun as it is to mess with him, he'd make a really great teacher. I wonder if I can just ask him to teach me, or if I have to make up more and more ridiculous stories about how science works. I think I'm going to tell him I accidentally split an atom while cutting some Cesium Salami.

private thoughts

Perceptor suspects he knows who this is. He'll just ignore the last comment for now. " You know, I do have lectures during my off time. They're free to join, though they aren't necessarily starting levels of information. I also used to substitute at some universities before the war. I am more than amenable to one-on-one lessons if you desire. "

[askvectorprime]

Dear Vector Prime, speaking of food; Autobot Spin-Out was a Fuel Preparation specialist, and I know of some cybertronian foodstuffs like energon goodies and cesium salami, So I wonder what are the culinary traditions of cybertron(or other transformer populated areas) ?

Dear Culinary Curious,

As you might expect for a planet filled with a wide range of beings, Cybertron has numerous fuel preparation traditions—such as the famous Haule Cuisine, which requires exquisite planning. You won't be surprised to learn that many Constructicons specialise in it; I knew one Mixmaster who did a marvellous iridium confit served with an amalgam pâté.

More simplistic techniques are designed for easy refuelling, and are commonly referred to as base preparation. They result in filling meals such as iron filing casseroles, servo salads or energon chankonabe.

And of course, every region on Cybertron has its own specialist dishes. In Rodion you can find delicately assembled hosomechi and what I've been assured are red-energon-filled drillnuts. As travel between regions has become more common, techniques have been shared and mixed, resulting in scramble cuisine.

Amongst my siblings, Alchemist Prime knew the most about fuel preparation. When I next see him, I will ask for his thoughts, so consider my own treatise on the topic to be merely an appetiser.

[fat-hedonistic-hogs]

⚔️ Chromia and Windblade (guest musing?)

(Anyone who gets the outro reference gets a cookie!

Intro:

*Chromia and Windblade drive and fly towards the camera respectively before shifting out of their alt modes with the classic transformers sound effect and landing with a skid kicking up dust. Windblade draws her sword and slashes away the cloud of dust and Chromia spins her gun on her finger before pointing it at the opponent as soon as it clears.*

Chromia: "Didn't think I'd be fighting along side a city speaker Today. Let's show em what we've got!"

Windblade: "just follow my lead and stick to the plan."

Outro:

*chromia slaps Windblade on the back excitedly and gives her a thumbs up, Windblade turns and looks a bit annoyed before flashing a small smile*

Chromia: "You and I make one hell of a team! What do you say we grav a bite to eat after this? A beryllium baloney sandwich sounds nice right about now."

Windblade: "I must admit we do make quite the pair, however I prefer cesium salami."

[paragonrobits]

Prowl: I am not convinced you and Arcee are actually friends, Grimlock.

Grimlock: That's some slag yer slingin', Prowl. Me and her are pals!

Prowl: You quite LITERALLY just bit her in half for saying that cesium salami is tasteless.

Grimlock: Two points on that.

Grimlock: One, I takes my mineral meats REAL seriously.

Grimlock: Two, she's an Autobot. We're all Autobots. Bein' bisected is just kind of annoying, at worst!

Arcee's top half, clambering across the floor and punching at his shin: COME AT ME, SCRUBLORD! MY ARMS ARE SMALL BUT THEY'RE FULL OF FEELING! FITE ME

[battlecomputer]

Most favourite snack?

Most/Least Favorite Memes (accepting)

::Cesium salami. Though I haven’t had that in ages.::

[silverhakai]

"Me Grimlock say you full of cesium salami!" #ToyPhotography #Transformers #Hasbro #FrontYardPhotography #Toys #MyEdits #NaturalLight #SundayFunday #TransformersCollector #TransformersMasterpiece #MP08 #AutobotGrimlock #TeeWrecks https://www.instagram.com/p/CSTSKoHhIGN/?utm_medium=tumblr

[rxng]

Because someone, at some point, had to ask:

Cesium Salami, or Beryllium Baloney?

"What a strange word balony is. The first one, I thick. Think. I think."

"... is it warm in here to you?"

[maaaaarveeeeel]

Oh...oh man. I've been waiting for this post!

My mom and I watched season 1 and 2 and the movie of G1 and I wrote some lines:

• Leaking lubricants

• Stick it in neutral Megatron

• Power flows to the one that knows how (how to what? HOW TO WHAT?! FINISH YOUR SENTENCES MEGATRON!)

• Man that's hot

• You couldn't lead antroids to a picnic

• Super car stereo

• Piece of oil cake

• No one's disabled as long as you have courage

• He shall live forever, so long as freedom exists

• Ready to shake, ready to quake

• If on Decepticon turf you happen to tumble, look out robot because here comes Rumble

• That's what I call bringing the house down

• This is how you tell the Autobots from the robot chickens

• Operation guinneapig

• That does not satisfy my logic securits

• Into the ocean must be daring, last one in is a rotten herring

• When next we meet we are enemies

• Too hero programmed to know when to quit

• I don't know you but I feel a kinship

• Megaturkey

• Rust in peace

• I'm gonna cream that creep

• Beryllium bologna

• Scientific gobbly goop

• You wrong, and you ugly too

• Not so fast papa

• She was playing robotopossum

• Floptimus Prime

• Tinfoil turkey

• We'll spring any traps that need to be sprung

• Dribbling dirt bucket

• Mechanical throwbacks

• Turkeytron

• Drunk Transformers

• Ah, those were the good ole days back on Cybertron, didn't have to sneak around in these ugly earth disguises

• Go Cybertron! Land of the metal moon

• Scrap metal meatball

• You metal headed dumb dumb

• That's the way to cool it Ironhide. Now it's time to lend myself a hand and an arm as well

• Just rocking and rolling with savage Ravage

• I still get a power surge when I think of home

• It's like shooting dinometal ducks in a beryllium barrel

• Hang on to your dreams, the future is built on dreams

• Those wheels are rude

• Crank it up and we'll shake this town down

• Make with the long green

• I have no desire to be carved into Autosushi

• What's a test without a guinneapigitron

• Oh my, ba ba ba bum doom, it's paradise

• Don't just stand there with cogpits open you fools

• Engery juice

• The Bay Area of Western US Coast

• You make me burn

• You are seriously out of your league brother

• Some guys got the juice and some ain't

• All talk, no shock

• As the Kitchen Sinks (TV show)

• Drat, dash, double drat

• Amazing, a booby trap that actually catches boobies

•  Neither impossible or impossible

• Choo-choo brain

• Astroforce come out and show your cargo

• Astrotrain couldn't lead rats to a garbagecan

• The triple changers are my lunch, not his

• What's that? Something the Easter Bunny brought you?

• What is this on my chest hole?

• Prime's gonna have the blues when he hears this news

• Bruticus devastate Devastor

• Sun's of dust devils

• First we crack the shell, then we crack the nuts inside

• We're all gonna look like burnt out toaster ovens

• Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong

• Me Slag say you full of beryllium bologna Me Grimlock say you full of cesium salami

I.... I REALLY THOUGHT Starscream's "Megatron has fallen. I, Starscream now lead the Decepticons" line was a dramatic way of saying Megatron was dead but NO. MEGATRON LITERALLY JUST FALLS Over like "Agh my stabilizers are acting up"

Im crying. G1 really is just a shit post of itself I have no words

[notsogreathornedowl]

a real conversation in transformers: fall of cybertron

slug: you cut through those guys like beryllium balogna!

grimlock: cesium salami.

slug: no, beryllium balogna!

grimlock: no, cesium salami!

slug: NO, BERYLLIUM BALOGNA!

[keelo1027]

Hiya Grimmy. We have cesium salami down here. #toycrewbuddies #toysaremydrug #toyartistry #toyphotography #ihavemoretoysthanyourkids #toygroup_alliance #realmofcollectors #epictoyart #toptoyphotos #toydiscovery #wheretoysdwell_photofeatures #toyhunterscollective #toypops3 #transformers #transformers_4life #tffansunite #tcb_sunsetwars https://www.instagram.com/p/BzRyQ_EAxZX/?igshid=drbr0cig8r0g

[asknovaprime]

Hey, do you know where a bot can treat himself to some cesium salami? ~ on-the-path-2-war

I think McCadams serves a hearty Cesium Salami Sandwitch, thouth I  personaly prefer Birium Baloney.

[parkerbombshell]

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