#Certified Sapphic Moment

[fishareglorious]

burn bros jsolde hangout where j takes her out on a spin on his bike, isolde gets curious about how to drive one and joe happily teaches her through the basics and a few other stuff about motorcycles and isolde gets even more intrigued and little did they know this will be the start of isolde's descent into becoming a biker nerd.

[dontaskchaosandco]

[Image description: The "She Wasn't Lying, That Ass Can Fart" dog, except captioned with:

THEY WEREN'T LYING THAT READING COMPREHENSION IS PISS-POOR

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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

[thedndgoblinwholivesinyourwalls]

sad lesbian hours BUT I GOT A CARABINER. ITS SO SMALL. HOWEVER.!!!!

[sashathegirliepop]

!!! INTRO POST !!!

!! GENERAL !!

Hii :3 I'm Sasha, I'm transfemme, I go by she/her pronouns (She/it if we're close [You can ask whether or not I'm ok with it]), I'm a sapphic girl but I don't like labels that much, I'd love to be moots :))) I follow back basically everyone on here and would love to talk to you. I'm probably neurodivergent in some form and I am currently being tested for ADHD. I have clinical anxiety which comes out fairly often because of my low dose of medication, here's my really cool pronoun page ^^ !!!

!! BOUNDARIES AND DNI !!

Serious Dni`s: Racists, Zionists, misogynists, homophobes, transphobes, ableists, , xenophobes, bigots of any kind, proshippers, pedophiles, anyone I know Irl (Obviously besides Rome, Finn, Moldy, Trezo, Noah, Howl, and Atticus), and 18+ blogs (I'm a minor)

Other Dni's: Joe Hawley fans, Viziepop dickriders (Casual fans are chill bc ik that like 75% of queer people under twenty fw hh and hb), Rose (little-pangender-idiot), Zero (epistemologically -sound), Ballads of a Bluejay defenders, Booktok girlies, Drake fans, Dream dickriders, yall are freaks and i wont hesitate to block you

!! FANDOM AND MUSIC !!

Fandoms I'm in include: The Magnus Archives, Camp Here & There, Witherburn After School News, Don't hug me. Im scared, Toilet Bound Hanako Kun, The Promised Neverland, Fate Apochrypha, Pui Pui Molcar, Melliot, Starkid, Elliotly, Jhariah, Kendrick Lamar, Peysoh, Doechii, Master P, Tyler the Creator, J Cole, Nik Salah, Will Wood, The Crane Wives, Junie & the Hut Friends Mother Mother, Tegan and Sara, Lemon Demon, Ghost and Pals, Tally Hall, Charli xcx, Girly Girl Productions, SZA, Soddiken, Life series, Celeste, Minecraft, Cooking Companions/ Dreadweight, Omori, Mariokart, Heartstopper, Adventure Time, The Boondocks, Steven Universe, The Owl House, Gravity Falls, CJ The X, The Good Place, Lego, AND WOMEN

All special interests are highlighted in purple. All hyperfixations are highlighted in blue, hyperfixations might often change because of my ADHD /gen

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Currently I have four side blogs:

@sashathesidebitch - Side blog!! Sometimes horny.

@sashathespammer - This is a blog specifically for note spamming so I don't recommend following it unless you have a death wish.

@sashathevivziepop - This is a parody of Vivziepop bc I hate her

@popeilrigehtahsas - I will be mainly vague-posting on there so don't follow if that's not your cup of tea!

Here's my notes post (All goals completed)

https://www.tumblr.com/sashathegirliepop/753500829300981760/woooo-everyone-else-is-doing-this-so-i-will-too?source=share

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!! TAGS !!

Here are the tags I use to organize my posts! Keep in mind that no posts were organized like this before June 20th, 2024!

#sasha answers - When I answer an ask

#sasha moment - Anything posted originally by me (excluding when i don't feel like tagging)

[rei-ismyname]

Do Not Fuck With Storm

As Scott Summers could tell you, Storm does not need her limitless control of weather to wreck your shit. I love Scott, but he got wrecked so hard in a duel for leadership of the X-Men that he moved to Alaska.

Callisto of the Morlocks learned the same lesson when challenging her to a customary knife fight to the death for Morlock leadership (Warren and Kitty were both hostage. She was confident at first until Ororo showed her Bruce Lee moves.

Kurt was wrong. She stabbed her in the heart. It was pretty sapphic, NGL. But I digress, my point is do not fuck with Storm.

Many Arakki learnt this lesson, such as my dude Calderak, the lava person.

There he is showboating, with colour commentary by Frenzy and Khora of the Burning Heart, two certified bad bitches.

Fire vs Ice. A classic.

Storm has better things to do, lol. Nobody told Tarn the Uncaring though, and honestly he wouldn't have listened. He's the biggest piece of shit on Arakko and he keeps goading Ororo during Great Ring meetings. He promised not to go to Krakoa (like Sinister, he's really big on stealing people's DNA.) He went to Krakoa.

This smug jerkoff. He is the Genomic Mage, Warden of the Abyssal Prisons. Up until quite recently, he oversaw the torture, murder, and imprisonment of much of the population. Most Arakki *hate* him. He's not even interested in governance, he holds his seat out of spite and cruelty. To hurt an already traumatized people.

Without missing a beat, Storm challenges him. Look at his petty motivation, he just doesn't like her. Because he can kill with a thought (or rewrite your DNA however he pleases) he has never been defeated. Storm talks a real good game here, conceding nothing.

Whoops, there goes her powers. A big dose of Cronenberg to rub it in too. Ugh, this guy sucks so much. He's so sure he's got this in the bag. What does she have left?

A knife, nay many knives. Storm always has double digit knives on her person. The ol' blade to the heart is a classic. You'll note Storm has been showing mercy to her foes, even Callisto lived. But that was a fluke, you mess with Ororo and you get the Storm.

Ovaries. Of. Steel. Do not fuck with Storm. Sadly, Tarn lived. Not for long though. His death is one of the most glorious moments of the First Krakoan Age. A whole other post.

[gnometa233]

Heya

There's something I wanted to ask you about this post you made

https://www.tumblr.com/gnometa233/746039179777015808/we-need-more-weird-queers-yall-cant-even-handle?source=share

Here you say in the tags TERFs came up with the term bi lesbian. I'm by no means saying I don't trust you or think you're lying but I wanted to ask for some info regarding that piece of info, since whenever I try looking into it I never find anything

One time I made a post that featured that same thing and TERFs got to it and I had to delete it since I had no proof whatsoever and did not want that post to become a TERF-hive.

Thank you for reading this far and if you find anything please let me know

Okay so I was kind of rushing when I made that post so this is a certified "me when I spread misinformation" moment. My bad

Terfs didn't invent bi lesbianism. That was a whole thing in the early feminist movement where bisexuals didn't get recognized, blah blah blah, myself and other people smarter than me have spoken about it at length.

What I have seen is within more modern times, terfs online refering to lesbians who date trans women and nonbinary sapphics (but mostly trans women) as bisexual lesbians, refusing to validate their lesbianism and saying that they're actually bisexual. It is more niche and it will be hard to find, but I have seen this happen.

If anyone wants to add on to this feel free! Just plz don't be stupid.

[1997thebracket]

Round 1A

Bone Thugs-n-Harmony's The Art of War: An album that exists as much for the fans as it does for the biters, the haters, and the Bone Clones, The Art of War is the third studio album by American rap collective Bone Thugs-n-Harmony, with production from the late Eazy-E's wife and successor Tomica Wright and the band's previous collaborator DJ U-Neek. The group tapped into a rather timely moment in hip-hop (whether intentionally or not) by releasing this double album, a first in their catalogue, within roughly a year of Tupac Shakur and Notorious B.I.G.'s albums of the same format; this would fuel a rise in lengthier production and multi-part tracks in the genre. Among the 28 songs are the singles If I Could Teach the World and Look Into My Eyes from the Batman & Robin soundtrack, which helped propel the album to great commercial success. The Art of War is certified quadruple Platinum, and peaked at #1 on the Billboard 200 and R&B/Hip-Hop Album Charts in the United States. Though critics and fellow rappers were divided-- a signifier of success in itself, as the album consists partly of diss tracks and was in many aspects conceived as a commentary on the hip-hop scene and a response to biters of their style-- Krayzie Bone stands by the album as their best work.

Revolutionary Girl Utena: If it cannot break its shell, the chick will die without ever being born. This sentiment, originally found in Hermann Hesse’s 1919 novel Demian, features during a repeated sequence in the 1997 anime Revolutionary Girl Utena. Hesse is far from the only reference to philosophical, surrealist, or heavily symbolic text in the show, which trades in visual metaphor and multi-layered subtext. Revolutionary Girl Utena follows the story of Utena Tenjou, a young orphan who aspires to princehood-- challenging or outright circumventing the place of gender in that aspiration-- and is entangled in a series of duels centered around a girl named Anthy Himemiya. Written by Kunihiko Ikuhara, Chiho Saito, and Yōji Enokido (known collectively as Be-Papas) and soundtracked by J.A. Seazer and Shinkichi Mitsumune, the show has an instantly recognizable style, combining lush fairytale visuals and French-inspired architecture with a choir that functions as a sort of Greek chorus to the internal worlds externalized in combat. Utena is a story about many things, arguably all things, taking a surgical scalpel to adolescence and using the flat of the blade as a paintbrush, leaving a deeply human, visceral work of art in its wake. It has been massively influential on feminist, queer & sapphic, and otherwise gender-deconstructive or gender-subversive modern media. Smash the world's shell! For the revolution of the world!

[curvein]

since someone asked i figured i'd drop a tldr on how i view/characterize lil loch ness

my little feral sapphic princess demon has been my fav canon correction process of the past decade and a half

picture this: you're a kid forced to grow up way too fast in a body that makes actual negative sense, in a family of freaks ( lovingly ) you're the king freak ( derogatory ). you're lucky!!!!!!! and can't complain!!!!! because you're so privileged!!!! but a gilded cage is still a cage right? you've never known a moment of peace, nor privacy, and god forbid you know what you actually are (because everyone else sure as hell doesn't know). your entire existence has been a guessing game and the fact no one has any clue what to do feels like a ticking time bomb and there's so much god damn perfection surrounding you that you just want to scream… you want to be good but what does that even mean? you want to be happy but who the fuck knows what that is? you want to live a life but at what cost? you're renesmee carlie cullen and even your names were never really yours, just pieces of everyone else around you, so it's no wonder that when you look in the mirror you don't know who to picture… my ness is emotional even though she tries to be logical, manipulative even though she tries to be reasonable, and down right a mess despite her best efforts to keep it all together 🙏

i have WAY to many thoughts on dhampir/hybrid lore from a science perspective so i have a few metas (rants) but from a personality perspective i feel like ness would have been a certified mess! you can find more of my thoughts , answers , and mindless ramblings as well as characterizations but i'm also happy to fill your dms with my concepts so hmu with any questions ideas rants etc i love to hear it all

obligatory carrd promo

[cheeeerie]

IM SENDING PIXAL FOR YOUR ASK MEME!!

I’M SO GLAD YOU ASKED SHE’S THE MOST CHARACTER EVER

Favorite thing: Everything <3 She has one of the best designs in the show. I love her development and personality. Her Samurai X reveal slays. She is so competent. I love her <3

Least favorite thing: Every time she screamed in Rebooted they used Nya stock screams and Pixal and Nya’s VAs sound NOTHING ALIKE so it’s like very noticeable and I HATE IT.

Favorite Line: “This will require 1276 hours to complete… I’ll have it ready in the morning.”

brOTP: PIXAL AND NYA ARE BEST FRIENDS (CANON) Also just her and anyone. Every single time Pixal interacts with anyone I do a little happy dance.

OTP: I don’t usually ship characters that already have a canon pairing. Pixane I suppose? Of course samurai shipping because I’m contractually obligated to support all sapphic ships (it says so in my lesbianism contract).

nOTP: Hotwire shippers I’m terrified of you (pls don’t hurt me)

Random head-canon: She’s a certified bug lover. Will watch a line of ants for an hour. Lets the spiders stay in the monastery and gives them names. When a bug is grossing the others out she picks it up with her bare hands and escorts it outside. She wants one of those butterfly raising kits.

Unpopular opinion: I hated her until season 7. She was SO annoying, one of my least favorite characters. Now she’s my #1 fav <33 But rebooted is still unwatchable for me, for multiple reasons, one of them being that it makes me hate my beloved blorbo.

Song I associate with them:

I use this song for all of my not-quite-human and fringes-of-the-found-family blorbos and Pixal is BOTH so it’s perfect. The song is actually about struggling to relate to your birth culture, but if you squint it’s about struggling to relate to humans.

Favorite picture of them: Not sure I have one but CAN WE TAKE A MOMENT TO APPRECIATE THIS BANGER ASS POSTER FROM MARCH IF THE ONI?

[mikubilliards]

I don’t know I thought this might be fun, since I have a guilty pleasure of doing these whenever they fall into my lap…

[pillowfriends]

TSR new reader thoughts: chapters 16-20

Chapter 16: Leavetakings

Faile and Perrin are both being stupid but I blame Perrin more. no one in this series has a teaspoon of emotional intelligence.

oh shit, speaking of - Lan is angry angry. :0 does he really want to leave Moiraine for Nynaeve?? sir I am watching you. that entire scene was hilarious though - Lan violently making out with Nynaeve, Elayne watching avidly, Lan being all poetic.

You have made a place in my heart where I thought there was no room for anything else. You have made flowers grow where I cultivated dust and stones. Remember this, on this journey you insist on making. If you die, I will not survive you long.

like hello??? ok Shakespeare.

Chapter 17: Deceptions

most of my reactions to this chapter are spoilery and will be below the cut at the end of this post. I like how Thom thinks he could ever have the upper hand with Moiraine. keep dreaming bitch, she's been playing daes dae'mar since the womb.

I'm so repulsed by people calling Min "little girl." ew. also pour one out for Siuan, she might actually have the hardest job in the entire world. not only does she have to deal with 5000 global crises at the same time, the Tower politics are enough to make anyone crazy.

RIP Sahra

Chapter 18: Into the Ways

Perrin and Faile's dynamic is kind of hilarious rn. "I will not leave him. Not even if he is yet too stubborn and foolish to ask a simple favor. Should that be the case, he may still follow me like a lost puppy. I promise to scratch his ears and take care of him." The only way I'm getting through the casual sexism in these books is by laughing about it.

Loial is such a good bro. nothing else to say about this chapter.

Chapter 19: The Wavedancer

so much worldbuilding in this chapter it hurt my head, both about Tear and about the Sea Folk (not even bothering to spell the other name bc I keep getting it wrong). so many prophecies!! it's very cool.

I love Elayne's meltdown seeing a woman's boobs. certified bisexual moment. also love Elayne and Nynaeve's relationship, it feels very "sisters who antagonize the shit out of each other but love each other deeply" to me.

Chapter 20: Winds Rising

Thom is annoying me but whatever. I guess he's on the boat now, sure, fine. I think his relationship dynamic with Elayne/the dramatic irony of her not knowing is kind of dumb and not fun to read.

Elayne boob meltdown part 2, you love to see it. also seeing the Sea Folk channeling was cool.

there's a quote I was going to include in this post, Elayne thinking/talking about Moiraine and Rand's fate, but it's making me too crazy and I think it needs to be its own post. I'll link it here later.

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SPOILER THOUGHTS FOR FUTURE BOOKS BELOW

okayyyy so... I learned pretty early on that Thom and Moiraine end up in a romantic relationship. my sapphic Moiraine-loving self was not very pleased about this, and I really hate to say it, but like... I can kind of see it. I like how Thom has a network of informants and is sneaky about getting information and pulling strings, just like Moiraine is.

also Moiraine going in for the leg touch/Healing? bold move and I respect it. I assume she was being a little flirty to destabilize him, and it worked, so good for her.

I guess, TLDR, I'm not entirely opposed and I could see their relationship being set up in a sort of satisfactory way. it's not as random as I thought at first.

[fishareglorious]

hat size somewhat correlates to how lesbian they are so I say one day bluepoch will release someone who wears a hat with a brim so fucking massive that you can't see any defining features of their face, and in the moment you get her in gacha she will pull out a polaroid and show to you a picture of her wife and tell you about how pretty she is and how much she loves her and have you seen her? well now you have:)

her wife in return has the tallest don dimmadome lookin ass hat. they have been happily married for decades.

[bythesametolkien]

always be prepared bc sometimes a girl asks if you have any painkillers. what are you gonna do, say no? miss out on a top-ten certified sapphic moment? I don’t think so

[lesbianoms]

This is a certified sapphic otp I cannot tag moment

"my tummy feels a little funny" okay finee I'll talk to you in baby voice and tenderly care for you for the rest of the day my sweet precious baby

[deonaenaeh]

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[onovnii]

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