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fishareglorious · 6 months ago

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hat size somewhat correlates to how lesbian they are so I say one day bluepoch will release someone who wears a hat with a brim so fucking massive that you can't see any defining features of their face, and in the moment you get her in gacha she will pull out a polaroid and show to you a picture of her wife and tell you about how pretty she is and how much she loves her and have you seen her? well now you have:)

her wife in return has the tallest don dimmadome lookin ass hat. they have been happily married for decades.

#reverse 1999 #certified storm moments #their sapphic swag together is too strong that whatever doomed yuri beam bluepoch tries to direct at them reflects and hits someone else #i say somewhat because blossica is literally right there #this character is the one that breaks the woman in her twenties curse most of the gacha women get by being middle aged #or even older

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