#i say somewhat because blossica is literally right there
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fishareglorious · 5 months ago
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hat size somewhat correlates to how lesbian they are so I say one day bluepoch will release someone who wears a hat with a brim so fucking massive that you can't see any defining features of their face, and in the moment you get her in gacha she will pull out a polaroid and show to you a picture of her wife and tell you about how pretty she is and how much she loves her and have you seen her? well now you have:)
her wife in return has the tallest don dimmadome lookin ass hat. they have been happily married for decades.
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