#Cereal Flavors

[bluepoodle7]

#CerealMascot #JohnDoeGame #Househuntedgame #CerealFlavors #MyQuestion

I wonder if John Doe and the other Realtors were cereal mascots. What flavor would be their cereals and what would be their catchphrase?

Housing Crisis Crunch would be a guess for the Realtors.

John Doe's Molar Munch and it's like crunchy sweet cereal similar to Honey Smacks and Golden crisp but shaped like teeth and is vanilla.

Still trying to figure out what Housing Crisis Crunch will taste like.

My guess is cookies and cream or smores maybe a mix of both.

Maybe rocky road flavored.

The cereal box is plastic while also house shaped that keeps the cereal inside.

You have to open the door of the cereal box to get the cereal out.

I got the commercial for the Housing Crisis Crunch Cereal.

Like it starts out as those kids cereal commercial where a Realtor is chasing a buyer road runner style then a voice appears like a narrator and says "Are you tired of the buyer rat race?"

Then the Realtor says "Yeah my lure is body aching me something fierce and I'm hungry."

Then narrator would say "Try Housing Crisis Crunch and you will be lured in by the flavor."

Then the Realtor eats by the mouth of the lure body but then the camera cuts to a Realtor eating it the natural way by the floor.

The Realtor says "This almost helped me curb my human craving." "Almost.." And stares down the camera with a hungry look.

Then it cuts to the Realtor successfully catching the buyer and eating them then the camera distorts.

Then the commercial ends with mini mystery Realtor figures that connects the plastic lure cord to the plastic house shaped cereal box.

The common one is the #1 Realtor and the rarer ones are the more obscure ones.

It's like the cereal commercial company was taking pictures of all the Realtors in the valley to make merch of them without them knowing and getting full profit.

I image the house shaped cereal boxes to be similar to the Puppets cereal that Disney had mixed with a dollhouse.

And the Littlest Pet Shop Digital Pets Electronic Toys.

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The cereal opens from the house doors once the metallic foil cereal bag is opened.

Speaking of foil, who remembers corn pops in that foil bag? : r/nostalgia (reddit.com)

What it sounds like inside the commercial building.

Music not mine but link is there.

Thomas Clausen - Bio Rhythm No. 6 - YouTube

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I was thinking about the Work District part of the Uncanny Valley and that the commercial and tv show half are like surveillance and keep up with everyone.

Kind of like ad companies trying to be hip and make memes to sell you stuff while taking information to use for later.

Themed Realtor's

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I wonder if there is a vampire realtor that is a gothic house body.

Do they still do the vampire rules when entering buildings or house?

@d4ff0d1l14 helped.

Images not mine but links are there.

Kellogg's Bigg Mixx cereal commercial (1990) - YouTube

Littlest Pet Shop Digital Pets Iguana Electronic Toy Hasbro Toys - ToyWiz

KAWASONY Best Quality Double Doll House With Furniture For Kids - Best Quality Double Doll House With Furniture For Kids . Buy Doll house toys in India. shop for KAWASONY products in India. | Flipkart.com

Disney’s Forgotten “Puppets Cereal” Commercial | (cartoonresearch.com)

[goshyesvintageads]

General Foods Corp, 1955

[vladdyissues]

I have a theory that TUE AU is not AU. Phantom-Plasmius fusion damaged Danny really hard but didn't kill him. Vlad saved the boy whom is in coma since that moment. All next eps are Danny's comatose dream. So, episodes where he's about to lose his power is an attempt to wake up. Although Danny has chosen to dream his 'happily ever after' forever (Phantom Planet is the END), we can imagine that Danny woke up after all. I just want to know what words Vlad would say first to him. (I hope, it's not "Okay, Daniel, we both are going to psychology help")

The image of Vlad caring for a comatose Danny is giving me major Snow White vibes, anon, and I love it.

Picture a frantic Vlad scurrying around his lab immediately following the carnage, trying to get his systems back online so he can save Danny. He repurposes the cloning tanks—or tank; all the others were destroyed—to serve as life support. He gently hooks the comatose teen up to the respirator and inserts the intravenous nutrition tubes, then lowers him into the glowing green stasis gel with his own scratched, scabby hands.

Vlad hasn't showered or eaten or slept in days at this point. Preserving Danny's life is his first and only priority. (He feels so pitifully weak without his ghost half to give him strength. But he must go on, for Danny's sake.)

He watches Danny for a few moments to make sure the boy is breathing normally. The rhythmic expanding of his chest indicates he is. Vlad swings around to check the monitors' cracked screens. They dutifully mark each beat of Danny's pulse, blood pressure, brain activity, and other vitals. Sighing with relief, Vlad seals the hatch on the tank and slumps against the glass.

Now he can sleep.

Over time, the tank becomes a coffin holding all that's left of Vlad's hope. He treats it like an idol. He builds a dais around it, shrinelike, and tends it devotedly, polishing the glass until it gleams without smear or smudge. He lights candles around it, drapes it with cloth to make it look holy and sanctified, and spends long, silent hours on his knees in front of it, staring, praying. He makes living quarters in his lab so he can be near Danny 24 hours a day and leaves the rest of his castle aboveground to molder in ruin. He becomes paranoid. On the rare occasions he ventures into the outside world, he gathers flowers to place around the tank: offerings of life. He plays soft music for Danny, talks to him as he eats his meager meals, reads to him in the evenings. When it's time for bed, he touches the glass over Danny's sleeping face and whispers, "Good night, little badger," before crawling into a ratty army cot that is now his bed. He falls asleep gazing at the tank, waiting for a miracle, waiting for Danny's eyes to open. Waiting for him to come back.

And should he die before Danny wakes, he prays whatever is left of his soul will take up the watch.

[givethispromptatry]

“You know, usually the potions that witches make taste nasty.”

“Yeah, we generally don’t care about comfort. It’s more about the overall effects.”

“But why do yours taste like frosted flakes?”

“Sounds like a personal problem to me.”

[floridaboiler]

source - https://twitter.com/bagsfan75_Tony

[chaptertwo-thepacnw]

2024

[confettieparfait]

birthday cake froot loops 🧁

[quillyfied]

“Idk I don’t really like rice so I should abstain from this ‘how often do you eat rice’ poll” says the person who eats Malt-o-Meal Crispy Rice cereal every morning for breakfast

[shonkgobonk]

Second installment of my mini moots paintings:D

This time, here's one for @capybar00

I know they're 0's, but it reminded me on how some cereals call themselves something-o's

Tagging my other moots<3<3<3

@cyanide-latte

@goldrose-star

@vincent-sinclair-deserved-better

@immortal-velociraptor

@bluecoolr

@soupbabe

@all-of-these-vampires

@slaasherslut

@the-pinstriped-hood

@rottent33th

[marlynnofmany]

Me, eating garlic bread: "Yum, this is a good one! It's even got bits of fresh garlic on it! Love it."

My garlic-sensitive taste buds, chuckling evilly: "Remember that for the next 24 hours. Hope you enjoy the garlic toothpaste in particular."

(This happens with onions too. Uncooked, both of those foods are a COMMITMENT.)

(And no, the chocolate I just ate wasn't very good, why do you ask?)

[plumsaffron]

Identity Switching Flavor

I've been preparing to do this for a long time. Finally here though.

[cal-is-a-cryptid]

Something that makes me happy #18:

A bowl of cereal in the middle of the night

[throne-of-ashleygraves]

here's a version without Oliver's hand :]

[bluepoodle7]

#GeneralMillsCereal #GeneralMillsCarmellaCreeperMonsterCereal #MonsterCereals #FemaleCerealMascot #CaramelAppleFlavoredCereal#GeneralMillsFruteBruteCherryFlavoredMonsterCereal #Werewolf #WerewolfCerealMascot #MonsterCereal #CapnCrunch #CapnCrunchHalloweenCrunchCereal #SeasonalCereal #Silk #SilkUnsweetAlmondMilk#CerealMixReview

I mixed the General Mills Carmella Creeper Monster Cereal, General Mills Frute Brute Cherry Flavored Monster Cereal, and Cap'nCrunch Halloween Crunch Cereal, with the Silk Unsweet Almond Milk.

This cereal mix was pretty good.

The dry version of this mixed tasted like it had a light caramel. cherry and a vanilla caramel from the Cap'nCrunch taste while also crunchy.

This was sweet but not overly sweet to me.

I tried this with the Silk Unsweet Almond Milk and it was pretty good.

This cereal mix tasted pretty good but still stayed crunchy in both almond milks.

The cereal milk gave the unsweetened almond milk some sweetness that this almond milk needed.

This was sweet but not overly sweet to me.

The milk had a light caramel, a vanilla caramel, and cherry sweet taste.

I would eat this again.

I already reviewed all three of these cereals with both Kroger almond milk before but not mixed together.

[itsahotminuteinbetween]

do you think that the dca y/n is the type of person to have their entire fridge filled with flavored yogurt because you can add nearly anything to it it's practically a meal on its own

[whimsyprinx]

look at my new shirt though