#Cerbus

[popomerrygamz]

Cerbus porrim please?

[lepiosprites]

I redistributed the fluff from her hair to her outfit

Cerbus belong to @popomerrygamz

[baelzebul]

Marquis Naberius

He teaches logic and rhetoric and regains lost favours and honours.

[cheshiresartblog]

Idk some troll headcanons, feat Cerbus.

It was mostly bout the body plates or whatever the differences between a mature troll and a juvenile troll.

The younger the troll, the softer they are body wise. The skin gets tougher and thicker with age and molting. Also, the younger they are, the more rounded the horns.

Between the grub and wriggler stage, there's a pupation stage with the grub spinning a cocoon. Grub scars where the 3rd set of legs used to be are very prominent when young and get flatter to the body and duller with age.

There's two major molts. The molt that comes with puberty and the adulthood molt. The adulthood molt is the worst. Growinv pains, too much shed, very itchy, but at this stage, a troll's eyes change into their adult hue, and their skin gains it's toughness.

Idk. This was fun to think about. Insect ppl u know.

[oldsardens]

Eva Cerbu - Portret

[auressea]

Please go look at his photo documentation..! they are each separate, regional cryptids for different festivals and at different times of year.

He continues to add to this work, and has recently gone to Japan.

Traditional European Christmas time monsters, photographer across the Europe by Charles Fréger.

[talvin-muircastle]

Cover Monday: Sweet Child o’ Mine

When the original came out, I was around the same age as the ones covering it here.  (This is from a few years back, so Andrei was 15, and I believe Andreea the same.) Definitely some high school nostalgia, here.  

[clownsuu]

clown we need more cerbus BARNABY I beg of you it's the greatest thing ever known to man

Cerberberberus barns,,

[beetlebug-bii]

Hello! Can we get the next part in feral child MC please? It's very cute and now I'm excited it's okay if you can't I don't want to make you uncomfortable. I hope you have a wonderful day or night or whatever wherever you are! 😁

Feral Child Mc (unfortunately) Goes To School

A/N: of course! I hope you enjoy, I haven't slept in like two days and its two in the morning so xdtfyg I hope you enjoy starling! also I love your username so much hehehe

Content Warnings: Swearing, mentions of weed, biting, feral behavior written by a dumbass, silly goofy eepy times

REQUESTS ARE OPEN, FEEL FREE TO ASK TO YOUR HEARTS CONTENT -- p.s. previous Feral MC story at the end!

Do not ask me

How

You managed

In one week, one measly week

How the FUCK YOU MANAGED TO SET THE HOUSE ON FIRE SIX TIMES

FLOOD IT THRICE

AND SOMEHOW HOT BOX LUCIFER'S ROOM

no okay I know how that last one happened and it was Lucifers breaking point

Let's just say

You and Satan have a very...

Let's say complex relationship

Some days you're so ready to beat the shit out of one another it's a shocker that nobody has died yet

Other days the brothers live in fear

They can hear the two of you scrumbling in the walls desperately, gnawing at the wooden beams and gnashing your teeth at the thought of causing the entire building to crumble, leaving the two of you to sit upon your throne of rubble and bone...

Yeah the brothers DO N O T

Appreciate Big Brother Satan bonding time

Now you would never have thought to hotbox Lucifers room on your own, honestly Satan was pretty surprised you came to him with the idea and even knew what it was and like yeah he was absolutely gonna help you with that shit because it's so fucking funny but still-

Jokes on him

You didnt come up with it

No in fact it was the man in the walls

Which you have explained to the brothers and now all of them live in fear of some fucking guy just living in their walls

Well all except Lucifer for some reason but I digress

One night whilst scrumbling you came across the attic and low and behold there was just some fucking guy in there

And at first you were like

Hello? Whys there a twink in the attic?

Anyways he didnt take too kindly to you saying that bullshit outloud and the two of you argued over whether or not he was a twink for a solid two hours before he just kind of went

Damn are you fucking high on someth-

Wait a minute

Yo kid I just had the best idea

Anyways you didnt quite get it but you were guaranteed that it would be hilarious

And it was

For all of two hours

And then it wasnt

Because Lucifer came down from his high

And got filled with stress again

Like honestly the man probably needs it you did him a favor /j

Anyways

Then you were no longer allowed "free roam without a babysitter"

"No mammon doesnt count"

"No satan doesnt count either"

"You know what, none of you count"

And then you were put on A BABY LEASH

YEAH THATS RIGHT

HARNESS AND ALL

BABY LEASHED RIGHT ALONGSIDE CERBUS AND HIS NORMAL DOG LEASH

AND YOU WERE DRAGGED TO SCHOOL

On the bright side...

At least you're actually a kid

So it's nowhere as embarrassing as it is for Levi to be hooked to the baby leash and dragged to RAD

You arrived and you were so polite

Such an angel to be around

Is what I would say if I were a fucking liar

You got there and were on all cours growling at the other students

You ran into Luke and he TREMBLED

HE YELPED AND LEAPT INTO SIMEONS ARMS

DO YOU KNOW THE PSYCHOLIGICAL DAMAGE YOU JUST DID ON THAT POOR ANGEL

of course you do

you little monster

You spent the entire first hour of class absolutely gnawing on Lucifer's ankle and you could tell he was really holding back from kicking you

And then you had a brilliant idea!!

TEETH BITE

TEETH SHARP

BITE WITH SHARP TEETH

AQUIRE FREEDOM

and thus your chomp chomp mission began, you began tearing at that leash, and eventually your efforts paid off

You were free!!!

MC IS A FREE HUMAN!!!

And so you ran

You ran like your heart depended on it

Luke

Sobbing

Screaming

Crying

Get away from him you tiny psychopath

You came running at him down the hallway and what was he even supposed to do???

HE LITERALLY CRAWLED UP A RANDOM DEMON IN FEAR, THEN JUMPED ONTO THE LOCKERS AND COWERED

of course, you tried climbing up to befriend him

...yeah

he didn't like that

He called Simeon sobbing in a panic while smacking you away with a broom handle

then you stole the broom handle...

THEN YOU STARTED BEATING PEOPLE WITH IT SIMEON

P L E A S E

S E N D

H E L P

Simeon

Hahaha aw

what a sweet little thing you are

you're just a baby human!

awwwe come here sweet ange- AHHHH

WHY ARE YOU BITING

NO BAD HUMAN

NO BITING

He is flailing his hand trying to get you to release your pirannah jaws

This does fucking nothing you are LATCHED ON

YOU ARE GAINING FRIENDS

FRIENDSHIP

LIL BITE

Simeon

had to use his foot

He put his foot on your forehead and just had to kick you off before climbing up with Luke in fear

You were scampering around like a fucking shark

The angels were holding each other, reading off their wills

Barbatos and Diavolo

of course they had to walk down the hallway

right when you started climbing the lockers

causing the angels to scream at the top of their lungs

Diavolo

he

he couldn't keep it together

LISTEN OKAY DONT GET ME WRONG

HE FEELS BAD THAT THEY ARE AFRAID

BUT ALSO

YOU ARE SO SM A L L

WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING THEY ARE TINY

SOMETIMES THEY BITE THATS NORMAL PROBABLY

ITS CALLED TEETHING

DUMBASSES /affectionate

Barbatos doesn't quite know how to break it to him that...children your age are far past teething age

Nonetheless, Barbatos dealt with Diavolo as a child, how much worse could you be?

...

......

.........

No one

Not a single soul

Will ever bring up this day

if they want to live

He doesn't even know where you got shoelaces

YOUR SHOES ARE VELCRO

MORE THAN THAT HOW DID YOU GET ON HIS SHOULDERS

WHAT FUCKING MOVIES HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING THAT TAUGHT YOU HOW TO PROPERLY CHOKE SOMEONE OUT???

SOMEONE NEEDS TO RESTRICT YOUR FUCKING INTERNET ACCESS

YOUR HIGHNESS, PLEASE STOP FUCKING LAUGHING I AM DYING FRFR

Solomon

dying frfr

wheezing

crying on the floor

he filmed it all

no more than that

he's live streaming

Lucifer is trying to call him

Lmao blocked

He snatched you up and fucking ran

You are his little buddy now

You are taking cover deep in a place where Solomon knows Lucifer would never look for him...

...

......

Kid don't you dare comment that we're in the gym right now

LISTEN

HE IS A NERD

A BOOK NERD

A MAGIC NERD

HE DOESNT REALLY NEED TO GO TO GYM CLASS NOW STFU BEFORE HE LEAVES YOU FOR DEAD

you know how like

in jail you make toilet wine?

well he made toilet teleportation potion

Just in time the two of you crawled in the bowl and flushed, disappearing as the brothers broke in

they'll never find you now

mwahahahaha

time to watch every season of breaking bad

watch and learn kid

watch

and

learn

Previous Feral MC Post:

[youcannottakeitwithyou]

Eva Cerbu Siegler (Romanian, 1924-2008).

[rogueofrageedits]

[ID: Gifs of Nepeta from Homestuck, standing in front if 13 different fanspeciesswaps of her. They move up and down as if dancing. End ID]

FANSPECIES WEEK! In order, we have Nepeta as a: Throne, Wight, Crocotta, Faeris, Satyr, Orbitail, Glowan, Claracaelum, Raymefah, Chimera, Meluse, Cerbus and Castor! still image and credits under the cut :]

Throne created by @problemspritester

Wights, Crocottas, and Raymefah created by @lepiosprites

Faeris, Satyrs, Meluse and Cerbus created by @popomerrygamz

Orbitails created by AngelicCrossroads on the fanspecies wiki

Glowan created by @sn0wbat

Claracaelum created by @eckhartsprites

Chimera created by @erifin-alt

and Castors created by @shrimp-sprites!!!

:)

[lepiosprites]

I think she looks fancier now

Cerbus belong to @popomerrygamz

[wolfstarlibrarian]

hi librarian!! thanks so much for helping us reading lovers, we appreciate everything you do! also could you find a fix for me? it's on ao3, it's about the marauders as a band minus remus, and they need a security so they hire a company called "Cerbus" i think. anyway remus is the CEO and the company has something to do with cerbus. thanks so much!! 💗💗

Okay I'm so sure I've read this but I can't find it!!! Does anyone else know what fic this might be?

Here's an old list of band fics but it's not on there and now I need it. Musician/Band

[cheshiresartblog]

Some random doodles that have au context.

[ourunmei]

Elvyra Riddle

How she is described in the books Vs who would be casted (Emily Rudd)

"Monsters aren't Born...They are Created."

Name: Elvyra Riddle Also Known as: El, Ellie, Riddle, Annoying witch, Mudblood, Daughter of the Dark lord. Title(s): Heir of Slytherin Born: June 6th 1980 (Gemini) Blood Status: Half-blood Nationality: English Species: Human Gender: Female (She/Her) Height: 5'4 Hair Colour: Black Eye Colour: Dark brown Skin Colour: Pale Family Members: • Tom Riddle II (father) † • Fay Riddle (née Lestrange) (mother) † • Coriander Riddle (Older Brother) † • Destiny Cerbus (Adoptive Mother) • Merton Cerbus (Adoptive Father) • Potter Family (Distinct Cousins) Boggart: Fire (Very specifically a house fire) Wand: 11¼", Redwood, dragon heartstring Patronus: Albatross

Personality

ENFP| Clever| Cunning| Curious| Mischievous| Sympathetic| Ambitious| Cynical| Adventurous

Even with her roots Elvyra strays very far from her father. Elvyra may be abit cynical; having trouble trusting those around her; If her father was a monster what stops others? She is very cautious around new people. She avoids coming off as rude and tries her best to be kind. She keeps the secrets of other why keeping hers to herself. She gets along with many of her peers on a surface level but rarely calls any of them "Friends".

She gets bored easily so her biggest pass time is pulling pranks and causing mischiefs around Hogwarts. Casting jinx on them when no one is watching, making up rumors, turning spaghetti into worms, dungbombs, making shampoo smell like vomit, and leaving magic fire works in the bathrooms. She got her fair share of detention but most of the time she got away with all her pranks.

Elvyra was always very eager to talk and meet new people her age. She didn't have any chances when she was younger even with her adoptive parents. When she learns Harry knows parseltongue, she wanted to talk to him more about it. She is so curious about him after and actually offers to talk in parseltongue to each other like it was a secret language between the two of them.

Elvyra sympathizes alot with Harry; they were both orphans, affected by you-know-who, both are treated different once people know, and how they are treated by their parents. She offers to let Harry talk about his home life and how some people treat him different or weird.

During the TriWizard cup; she was jealous of Harry! She wanted to join but believed Harry didn't want to join or attest didn't put his name in the cup.

Elvyra has a big problem with authority; when Umbridge comes to Hogwarts it was the worst. She never understood why the other slytherins stood by her; Elvyra took her as a threat to her own self preservation. She joined Harry's army without question.

Trivia

- She has a salamander that has transparent skin so everyone can see its bones. His name is slippy and he is also a trouble maker. - Slippy is NOT allowed at hogwarts but he smuggled in her trunk - Parseltongue - Elvyra and Harry have a very cute brother-sister like relationship (they are cousins) - Knows more Jinxs than Charms - Her relationship with her adoptive parents is not as bad as Harry but they are both very busy wizard and Is mostly her being left alone at home and to take care of herself. - Her adoptive parents are high end wizards that travel around very often. Most of the time they are even away during the hoildays. - She barely remembers her birth mom or brother or her father. She just knows who he is due to Dumbledore telling her the story of Tom riddle. - She does not like the dark arts and wants nothing to do with any of it.

[op-cat-poll]

Baskerville: a cerebus of the one piece world (exculding the cerbus in thriller bark)

Reiju: friend's hot older sister