#Cemiche

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

Y'all wanna see Miguel be the dominant lover.

I wanna see Miguel being that dude's that's slightly afraid of his wife.

He's teasing her jokingly and she starts yelling at him in Spanish. And he's like 'It was a JOKE- dios mío A JOKE' meanwhile this 4'11 woman is yelling and waving her finger in his face (lovingly of course)

Jess asks if he's coming to eat lunch, and he tells her 'no', that he has work to do.

Cue his wife storming into his office, yelling his name, and shoving a plate of arroz con pollo at him and demanding they eat together. And of course he wouldn't dream of telling her no.

So he sits there while she's like 'Make sure you finish. You always eat dinner late. You need to finish so you won't be hungry. I don't know how you always want to train and workout but you don't want to stop and EAT. You hear me?? Are you listening-'

And he's just happily listening to her nagging while he eats and fights back a smile.

-- Imma give him a wife who looks makes him look relatively calm and sarcastic meanwhile she's a busy-body constantly checking on him and everything in the Society so it doesn't fall apart.

-- Miguel being afraid to even COUGH around her cause god help him, if she thinks he's sick she'll forcefully BABY him to death.

Like tucking him into bed ridiculously tight with a rag on his head and soup on the stove and if he even thinks about getting up he gets scolded for 'stressing out his body'

-- A wife that when Miguel brings up the idea of having kids she's like 'Of course! I want six... What's wrong, why do you look like you've seen a ghost? It's six not enough for you?'

Meanwhile Miguel is trying not to faint at the idea of SIX WHOLE KIDS to look after. (The end up with eight in the end)

-- And she has weekly brunches with MJ where they talk about how much of a mess their loving husbands are

-- When they train together she takes it SO serious. She's the worlds toughest trainer ever. Yelling at him in Spanish 'Is that all you got! Christ, I know you can do more than that!! We're running 6 miles together on the treadmill next. DRINK SOME WATER!!!'

And then after she's like 'You did great, babe 😊 My strong man, love you 🧡🧡🧡.'

Meanwhile he's panting for dear life

Like DO YOU SEE THE DYNAMIC I'M GOING FOR not the 'i hate my wife' kinda vibe, the 'my wife is gonna fucking kill me if I stay up until three again' kinda vibe.

I'm gonna give him the most firey fierce wife ever. That's him and Inca-Spider Moche. When they argue she stands on his desk cause she's not gonna having him looking down at her. She's like 'You think you wouldn't eat lunch cause the breakfast I cooked was too big? Say that to my face!!' *climbs up on the nearest chair*

A calm sarcastic giant and his 4'11 wife that will rain hellfire if he works late cause he needs his sleep and she'll be DAMNED if he doesn't get it

[tornbluefoamcouch]

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[faggybutch161]

hrng,,, my cemichal romans,,,,,

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

'Give Miguel a baby' this 'I want to make him a dad again' that-

Okay and what's stopping you?? No deadass what are you waiting for?

Go ahead. what someone gonna do?? Perform a citizen's arrest???

Have a sona and give them kids. Or hell just give him a kid oc no sona needed

Miguel and my sona got EIGHT kids. No exaggeration - All named. Why? Cause I said so just now.

He wanna be a daddy so bad here now you gotta footbol team good luck

You can just do that and it's REALLY fun and I hope more people do it tbh

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

So someone pointed out that 'shock' and 'shocking' are canonically the new 'fuck' in 2099 and that's SO HILARIOUS

I just imagine Miguel getting SO confused like

Moche, Miguel's wife: Peter really shocked me yesterday when he-

Miguel: Peter WHAT?

Moche: Shocked me? You should've heard the sound I made. I must've screamed so loud!

Miguel, plotting a murder: Is this how you're telling me you're having an affair?

Moche: PARDON?

Miguel: Do you think I'd be fine with you getting shocked by other men? After we waited until our wedding night?

Moche: wait- WEDDING NIGHT?

Miguel: I can't believe this is how I find out you're having sex with Peter-

Moche: SEX WITH PETER?

Miguel: YES, Sex with Peter. That's what 'shocking' is.

Moche: No, no it surely isn't. And Miguel, my love - if you ever test my honor like that again I'll surely slay you where you stand with Lyla as my witness. 😁

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

New Inca-Spider Face-Claim: Isabela Merced

Cue me adding another Face-Claim for Miguel's wife - Inca-Spider Moche Huapaya: Isabela Merced!

She's Peruvian (and short) just like Moche!

BONUS:

POV: You're Miguel and this is how you have to see your wife because you're 'ungodly and irrationally tall' (her words). She is telling you that you need to figure out how to be shorter immediately. She finds your height personally disrespectful.

(shh they are in love)

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

What happens when you try and ship your 4'11 OC with Miguel:

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

The O'Hara-Huapayas -

Miguel's wife Moche and their first three children: Rosalia, Diego & Mateo

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With a wife from the Quechua Nation of Tawanti - a futuristic version of the Inca Empire in Peru - The O'Hara-Huapaya's have a full house. No exaggeration.

Miguel loves being a dad, so Moche made it his full time job - with their 8 beautiful children. Their first daughter Rosalia, their identical twins Diego & Mateo, their fraternal twins Miguel & Gabriel Jr, and their triplets Isabella, Camilla, & Valinda.

And Miguel couldn't ask for more (literally. He asked for 1 and she asked for 8. He thinks she's conspiring with the village fertility priestess).

With Quechua and Spanish as their first languages, the babies call Miguel 'taita' - the Quechua word for dad or papa. Raised in the sunny village of Moche's universe, all of their children possess Miguel's altered DNA, and require their own shots.

Some's DNA are more stable than others, and as a result, they have varying strengths and powers. Like her taita, Rosalia has red eyes and retractable fangs.

Thankfully, she doesn't have venom (yet).

[Welcome to operation 'Give Miguel as many kids as possible cuz it's funny']

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

The Healer & The Jaguar

Moche Huapaya x Miguel O'Haha

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He's not the threat. - She is.

The Avatar of The Spider-God Aia Paec, Moche comes from Tawanti - a 1992 version of Peru never colonized by the Spanish.

Protector of her people, the Inca-Spider is a ruthless warning to all invaders, a nightmare to the dishonorable, and a servant to all of her people.

To the people of Tawanti, Miguel is the Runa-Utu-Runcu, The Man of Jaguar Spirit

To the people of her village, he is AncuApu, The Blue Mountain that came from the future.

Both in the field and at HQ, Moche and Miguel are a ruthless team, cause they're both devout workaholics. But under that, they're all soft, mushy, and traditional.

Sure, they're ruthless vigilantes that'll stop at nothing. But they also took 4 months to hold hands and go on ballroom salsa dancing dates every Wednesday like an old couple.

And that doesn't even start on the huge family they have together.

[Wanted to draw Moche and Miguel height accurate SO BAD so I challenged myself to draw her without making her look small or innocent next to him - SO THIS HAPPENED]

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

I'm afraid to draw Miguel cause he's so - 😐

he's a manwhore. At least Hobie has the decency to WEAR CLOTHES

But guess what. My Spider-sona Moche is 4'11 so I can make it height accurate and just draw him like this

I might as well make it a running joke and never try to draw him at all not even once and

only draw pictures of Moche going like this with his dialogue coming from above

Problem solved

[spidey-bie]

NAH BECAUSE THIS IS SO CUTE I CAN'T EVEN.

Miguel x Inca-Spider Moche Headcanons (Canon x OC)

One thing Miguel and Moche LOVE is Dancing

It's started out as simple practice - really, it was a joke.

Moche and Miguel love hanging in his office, up on his high ass platform where they can ignore all the responsibilities, and pretend to get some work done.

Ever since Moche had first joined, and the three of them - Miguel, her, and Lyla would be up there, sorting through files, reviewing mission footage, and listening to music.

Moche is always the one who has to handle breaks. If she doesn't - Miguel just .... won't take them. The type to not notice he's exhausted beyond belief until his head is hitting the pillow.

Sometimes, it's a struggle. Until one day, Moche gets him to dance.

Moche's favorite genre is Runarae - a genre specific to her universe - a blend of reggae and indigenous languages (think reggaeton if the Spanish never colonized).

Full of flutes and drum line and percussion, ever since she was a child - everytime she heard it, she wanted to dance.

So one day she grabs Miguel's hands and does just that.

He humors her, watching as Moche takes his hand and twirls herself, pulling him to his feet. She even manages she gets a couple steps out of him. A little shuffle they fall into.

Thank God both of them have rhythm.

Moche has spent her whole life dancing, and singing, playing music on the sidelines of the ceremonies in her village. Singing Quechua incantations, dancing her traditional dance.

She still wears the traditional dress whenever she can (which is often), and Miguel smiles so hard it hurts when she grabs her skirts, lifting her petticoat to dance Folklorico

Lyla is like 'Is that my alarm system going off or wedding bells I hear~'

And suddenly they're just, dancing.

Mind you - there's a TWO FOOT height difference. Like her head reaches his solar plexus. His shoulder IF she's wearing the highest heels she can find. He can't even kiss the top of her head and it's not even close.

But here she is, twirling in his arms and laughing as he lifts her up and dips her, Moche giggling so hard almost hurts

And soon they're doing that EVERY chance they get. Miguel comes back from a tiring mission, or whatever crazy thing the other Spider-people got themselves into on campus.

He walks into his office groaning and rubbing his brow. And immediately Moche is like

'Olé? I cannot dance alone, Apu.'

[Apu means 'mountain/mountain spirit' in Quechua. She calls him Apu because the people of her village gave him the name 'AncuApu' (Blue Mountain) due to his height and suit]

It's their little secret, an inside joke, they keep for who knows how long.

Until Jess portals in.

One day Jess skips the whole 'upsidedown elevator lobby thing' and just rides into his office, only to find Miguel holding Moche in a dip as they listen to Shakira.

Of course Jess is like

IN TEARS AND SHOCK TRYING NOT TO BUST OUT IN LAUGHTER CAUSE SHE WALKED IN ON MOCHI AND MIGUEL GETTING IT LIKE

The two are ready to die from embarrassment - until Jess goes 'Y'all two are so cute, I need to get myself whatever lessons you got.'

Lessons. Before, they had never even considered lessons, let alone dancing outside of his huge lair. But as soon as the idea is there THEY HAVE TO DO IT.

Datenight becomes dance classes and dinner. They're AMAZING at it - Salsa, Ballroom, Flamenco, Rumba, Folklorico - both Mexican and Peruvian

THEY LOVE IT. Plus with Mochi being the size she is - and the fact she's been bitten, it's really easy for them to do the more flashy moves - like flips and spins

It's just THEIR THING.

Even in their calm moments.

When there's no music, or the day has been too long, they'll still stand there in her garden, or their bedroom and just slow dance and talk.

They're both A-spec - and to them dancing is like their favorite form of intimacy, besides maybe bathing together, or him braiding her hair

Only a good handful of people know they do it - Jess first. Then Peter, and now Peter, MJ, Moche, and Miguel have taken double dates and dancing classes together. (Peter and MJ have no idea how they're SO GOOD at it, they make it look so easy. But Peter has two left feet)

Hobie knows (walked in on them) and teases Miguel for it. But Miguel always says 'At least I can dance.'

Hobie be like 🤨😐 you saying I can't dance m8???

(he can't)

People say 'Moche and Miguel are doing it in his office again.'

They don't mean sex. They mean they're in there with Spanish and Runagae blasting as they dance around his platform clapping at each other and yelling 'WEPA!!!' at the top of their lungs.

Cemiche my beloveds

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

Thinking about Ace Miguel. Thinking about sex-repulsed Ace Miguel.

Ace4Ace Miguel. Miguel who avoids sex at all costs unless it's 1) with his longtime partner 2) with the intent to concieve and 3) planned in advance.

Like ALL THREE must be true or else he's like 'Absolutely not. Do not ask me again.'

Like Miguel's wife Inca-Spider Moche is only 4'11 and people (mainly Peter) like to poke fun and make jokes about the size difference like 'Ha I'd hate to be her back on a Friday night' as if they're going at it like animals when in reality it's like

'My dearest husband, would you like to engage in coitus during our 30 minute lunch break on Thursday two days from now?'

'Lyla what's my schedule look like for Thursday?'

'Uhhh... Clear?'

'Good. Put us down for Thursday at 12:00'

'... And what am I supposed to list this under?'

'Sex.'

Then after their romp that lasts less than 15 minutes they spend the rest of the week bent over two dozen pregnancy tests and if it comes up negative they're like 'Fuck!!! We have to do the thing again 😐😩'

Jess and Peter are like 'What do you mean have to?? You're married!!'

Leave it to Miguel and Moche to suck the fun outta sex - instead they crochet together. And go to salsa lessons. And watch the Great British Bake Off while doing face masks.

Sex with your wife? Messy! Time consuming! Sweaty!

Bowling with your wife? Fun! Competitive! No clean up! What's not to love!!!!

It's a good thing everytime they do conceive they end up with twins or triplets. Miguel asked for 1, they ended up with 8.

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

Mornings with Moche & Miguel (and Baby Rosalia)

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CEMICHE - Miguel O'hara x Inca-Spider Moche Huapaya

Mama Moche is a true Matriarch. And Miguel loves it.

The O'Hara-Huapaya Household can be a bit unconventional.

Raised in Earth 802 - a futuristic version of the Inca Empire, Moche's culture is known for having big families. My nana had 13 siblings. My father had 9.

Moche & Miguel have a sensible EIGHT.

And Miguel couldn't ask for more. (Literally. He can't take anymore, he's gonna lose his mind)

The Babies:

A daughter, two sets of twins - identical AND fraternal, and a trio of baby girls their babies are named - Rosalia, Diego & Mateo, Miguel Jr & Gabriel Jr, Isabella, Camilla, & Valinda aka Rosa, Di-O, Maddy, Junior, Riel, Bella, Cam, and Linda

[Below is more info on Moche, Miguel Rosalia, their babies and a little bit about their births.

This post is MEDIUM length. I'm gonna write another post soon on the kids' personality, futures, and Cemiche's parenting style

For more info on Moche and her culture, click here.]

Rosalia O'Hara-Huapaya

Their oldest - Rosalia - is the apple of Miguel's eye, and a little terror. Almost the exact opposite from Gabriella, Rosa is a loud, talkative, rambunctious tasmanian devil of a child (in the best way possible), and she enjoys playing in creeks, talking to Lyla, and rawr-ing at things. Born with Miguel's unstable DNA - paired with having a dual-universe coded DNA similar to Miles' - Rosalia (as well as all of their children) must take stabilizing shots, the same as their dad. Each child experiences the effects to a different degree. As a result, Rosalia possesses retractable fangs, red eyes and super strength, the same as her father. And as she grows older, Rosa even develops her own venom - one known for causing excruciating pain in addition to paralyzation. Conceived almost immediately after their marriage, Rosalia has always looked up to her dad. And although they have a complicated relationship for much of her life (mainly due to the fear of living in Gabriella's shadow), Rosalia and Miguel are extremely close, and extremely alike - Trained by her father at Spider HQ for most of her life, Rosalia one day grows up to be 'Viper' - a snake themed anti-hero.

Up-Bringing:

Raising their children in Moche's village back on 802 - Moche and Miguel's have a traditional and loving Quechua family with Moche as their mami and Miguel as their taita (dad in Quechua). Their kids speak Moche's native language - Quechua, and Spanish as their first languages (with English after that). And all of their kids were born in the traditional Quechua sense - homebirths with only Moche, and Miguel as her midwife. Being from a communal and communist culture, raising eight kids is a lot less hectic than it sounds, and it's not usual to have all the kids in one place unless it's night time. Different kids are integrated into different places in the community, with multiple people watching one or two kids at a time. [Ex: Miguel might take Rosalia and Diego with him to HQ, while Mateo stays at the Inti temple back on 802. MJ watches Miguel & Gabriel Jr., while Moche is at home with the triplets. After, Moche goes to the temple to get Mateo, and Miguel picks up the fraternal juniors on his way home from work.] With each kid affected by Miguel's mutated DNA, combined with having parents of two different universes, each of their eight kids experience a different level of effect and treatment. Trained by their mother and father as an elite unit, most of their kids goes on to be a hero, anti-hero, or agent in some capacity. Rosalia goes on to become the anti-hero, Viper. Diego & Mateo go on to become twin-heros Katari & Kuntur a.k.a Tari & Tur - Katari meaning 'Snake' (Diego), and Kuntur meaning 'Condor' (Mateo). The snake and condor being two sacred animals in Andean religion (symbolizing the underworld and overworld respectively) Miguel & Gabriel become experts in AI and multiverse technologies. Isabella becomes a healer - taking her mothers mantle as Avatar, gaining her powers comparable to Rosalia. Camilla & Valinda are not heros - Cam is a Boxer/Private Investigator & Valinda is a professional gymnast.

The Timeline:

Rosalia - their first - was conceived almost immediately after their wedding. Though having grown up an only child herself, Moche feared Rosalia being an only child, and Miguel agreed, so they tried for another. Diego & Mateo - their second and third - are identical twins. Miguel's first boys, and his first set of multiples. Having boys, plural, was definitely and adjustment, but everyday Miguel fell in love with being a dad more and more, even when the days got hectic. So when Moche accidentally got pregnant again - he thought 'What's one more, four's a good number.' When the village elder told them she'd be having twins again - boys again - Miguel didn't believe her. I mean, the mystic woman was reading coca leaves and river stones - so how much could she really know? A lot. Cause she was right. Miguel & Gabriel - their fourth and fifth - are fraternal twins. Named after Miguel and his late brother Gabriel, the two often go by 'Riel' and 'Junior'. Five kids. Five kids Miguel adores. But FIVE KIDS. ONE girl and FOUR BOYS. ALL CLOSE IN AGE (Like within 4/5 years of each other) ALL SUPER-POWERED. Miguel loves it - Miguel is EXHAUSTED. But they're like super-parents. And they finally have the family they want. But more than anything, Miguel wants one more girl - a sister for Rosalia. And with Rosalia not showing interest in the path of curandera (a healer) - they both figured, 'hey, why not ONE more'. One more was okay. Six was good - six was Miguel's LIMIT. And like - the chances of Moche having twins AGAIN is next to zero. So they agreed to try for one more. They went to the Inti temple together, to pray to Mama Allpa - the fertility god of Moche's people - for a daughter. Seeing the sincerity and desire in their hearts, Mama Allpa received their prayer - and gave them triplets. This time, Miguel believed the village elder. He passed out when he heard. Isabella, Camilla, & Valinda are identical triplet girls, their youngest (and LAST Miguel swears), bringing the total up to eight. Just like Moche wanted. She's very happy with this outcome. And so is Miguel.

Pregnancy:

Moche & Miguel pride themselves on having traditional Inca pregnancies, according to the traditions of her country. For the Incas, pregnancy was the ultimate test of marriage and commitment - with the husband expected the utmost attention and care to his wife. Needless to say, this is something Miguel loves - an excuse to treat his wife like a big softie. Usually a tough cookie and a workaholic, Miguel gets to act like his 4'11 warrior of a wife is a fragile, glowing queen for 9 months straight. Which, paired with Moche's pregnancy irritability can usually result in what Miguel likes to call 'Matriarch Moche'.

Having been through 4 pregnancies throughout their marriage, during this time Miguel often becomes Moche's caretaker - a role her village takes very seriously (they've got their eye on him). A time where a couple is almost inseparable, Moche & Miguel are no different. And it can extend to everything from making her meals to opening doors for her.

Unlike Jessica though, Moche does NOT do Inca-Spider stuff while pregnant. (Even Miguel was like 'yeah not happening')

And since her and Miguel are always together, that usually results in an irritable and hangry Moche padding around Miguel's lair barefoot with food court food while he does his usual work.

He'll continue his work of being boss and handling missions - while occassionally stop to dote over his wife he just wants to watch soap operas in peace.

The two usually trade responsibilities around this time - with Moche handling most of the Society administrative work, while Miguel handles most of the active mission work, and watching over her universe.

Usually a formidable fighter and a fiercely independent, Pregnancy one of the rare times Moche feels like she can put her self in someone else's hands - knowing that she should reserve her spiritual energy for her baby.

And Miguel is more than happy to oblige (most of the time).

Miguel: *Giving an mission briefing to the Spidey-teens* I need you all to FOCUS, I'm serious. Every detail of this mission must be followed to- Moche: *from Miguel's platform* Miguel, I'm getting heartburn. Also, I can't find the remote. Miguel:.....ask Lyla to change the channel. Moche:..Migggueeell, where's the garbage bag? I'm feeling the nausea again. Why did you give me queso? Eating that queso was a horrible idea- Lyla: Miguel, you better hustle. Last time she barfed on your desktop my server was out for 2 hours. Miguel:....*sighs* If you'll excuse me.. I- just a minute.

Birth:

All of the O'Hara-Huapaya children were born in the traditional Incan way - by their parents, with no extra assistance. In Moche's tradition, there is no midwife or doctor - that responsibility falls unto the husband, to educate himself and support the mother of his child. This is what Moche wanted, wanting the moment to be shared solely by them. Admittedly, the days leading up to Rosalia's birth were terrifying for Miguel, and he did exhaustive research. And as her husband, it was his responsibility to prepare the space for her, deliver the baby, and help ease her pain - with aid just a call away if they needed. Rosalia's birth was not an easy one, with Moche choosing to give birth in the upright position - but Rosalia is born healthy and safe, and Miguel doing so well, that they gave birth to the other seven just the same (thought with the triplets, it did require a little help, that's SO many babies). After the birth, Rosalia was bathed and dressed by her godparents (Asa & Jess) before spending the night with Miguel while Moche recovered. The morning after Moche was prepared by the Mamaconas to meet her daughter. Miguel and Moche love this - Moche feels like it helps her shoulder the responsibility of pregnancy, and their babies' health. And with Miguel directly involved with every step, it allows him to understand her and their baby on a deeper level. Although Miguel had only asked for one, the first night alone with Rosalia, he knew he wanted as many as Moche would give him.

About Moche's Maternity Outfit:

Moche's outfit takes inspiration from a number of actual Moche, Inca, or Quechua sources - including this outfit of a Moche girl from an exhibit in Peru.(left). Moche's forearm tattoos are also inspired directly from the tattoos found on The Lady of Cao - a mummy found in Peru. The Lady of Cao was thought to be a potential priestess or ruler - and as Moche holds the title of village healer, she has similar ink. Moche wears a headdress similar to a rising sun. As a Mamacona (priestess of The Sun God Inti), the sun holds a lot of significance for her. Moche wears the headdress throughout her pregnancy as a signal to others the 'rising of a new sun' - or rather the in-coming birth of her child. The sash at her waist is woven, and underneath embroidered with symbols in order to spiritually protect and shield the babies.

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

FINALLY CAME UP WITH MOCHE X MIGUEL'S SHIP NAME

CEMICHE!! (pronounced Sae-Mee-Chae)

Like Ce - Mi(guel)-(Mo)Che

GET IT? LIKE CEVICHE (pronounced Sae-Bee-Chae) ......THE PERUVIAN/MEXICAN DISH !!!!

(also a good handful of other countries but it's from The Andes area)

BUT LIKE!!

CEMICHE?! CEVICHE

Is that too obscure of a reference? I think it might be lol

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

@spidey-bie

Would... Would Ansi be down for a 'how far can we throw this person' competition between Hobie and Miguel?

Would he be fine with Hobie tossing him as far as possible just to see if he could? Cause Moche would see Hobie do this and be like 'I bet you could do it farther.'

And of course Miguel is like 'of course I could. 🤨'

Miguel would have to be convinced but Moche thinks it's worth a shot in the spirit if competitiveness

Oh nah, this bitch empty YEET