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whatever two consenting adults do in their own privacy is none of my business ✋️😌 unless theyre freaks having scary sex 😰

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Orgasm denial but in the same way people talk about the moon landing being faked

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i hate that he’s fictional i wanna go down on him

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my important life tip is to think of dick, cock, pussy, clit, hole and similar terms as less corralated to specific genetalia and more fun terms in your word bank to throw out whenever you talk about your parts at all completely interchangably. referring to the same part as a cock or a clit or a pussy or a hole keeps the public guessing and you thoroughly entertained

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few things more humbling than the realization that you really do write the same fic(s) over and over again

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Mike Betts & Rick Wolfmier Hawaiian Heat, 1980 - Colt Studios, dir. Rip Colt

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I'm sorry but I have one draft that I never finished but I laugh every time I see it

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How about A, B, C, D and F for the NSFW Alphabet for Soldier 76? Let's fuck that old man

soldier: 76 - nsfw alphabet

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

he gets tuckered out as hell !! his stamina is pretty high, but at the end of it, he gets extremely tired. he tries to deny wanting aftercare, but he teared up really badly the first time you had sex and took care of him once you were finished. he feels so loved when you handle him gently, as if he were made of glass. you kissing at the scars and blemishes on his skin, like he was the most beautiful thing you've laid your eyes on. safe to say, he's smitten. jack gets extremely pampered even if he pretends he doesn't like it.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

jack has a problem with how he views himself so he sometimes he's convinced himself that his body isn't good enough to be loved. on a good day, he'd probably say his chest, but that's pretty much it. on his partner though, he makes it known that he loves all of you. he has a hard time choosing which part is his favourite but if he had to, it would be your chest and thighs. he loves being able to touch them whenever you two are alone. something he likes to do a lot is just,,, laying on them and taking a nap close to you on a day he's able to relax with you.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

he's a sucker for it, more than he'd like to admit. its filthy he knows, but he absolutely loves it when you cum on his face and over his tongue. he enjoys it when you make a mess of him with it, it leaves him marked with you and he adores it. jack also particularly enjoys with you finish in him- it just scratches an itch so deep in his brain that just leaves him wrecked.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

he's really into breeding. like, so much more than he'd like to admit. just the feeling of you filling him up like he's nothing but a two cent whore makes him go crazy. it makes jack lose his mind when he feels that bump in his belly when you're fucking him deep and hard, forcing him to take you all- that's a surefire way to get him to slip into subspace. it gets him sobbing when you dump load after load into him, he doesn't want you to stop. it leaves him shaking when you're finally done with him, a complete mess of man he used to be. it's cute.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

mating press and doggy style <3 jack loves the feeling of being fucked so deep into the mattress and pillows that it leaves his legs shaking. this also goes in with the breeding thing because it satisfies that deep urge in his gut. the mating press keeps you two as close as possible and you can see all his reactions, teary eyed and drooling- but also able to praise him for taking you so good. for doggy style, he loves it solely for the fact that you can mount him like he's nothing but some slut off the street. he enjoys caring soft sex but he loves losing control even more. it eases his mind to have you in charge.

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i need reader playing with soldier 76's nipples. please i will love you forever

dudeee yess,,, jack has some pretty nice tits on him i'd say. its more noticeable when when he's wearing tighter shirts, one or two sizes too small and most likely having been shrinked in the wash. he doesn't seem to really mind though-- nor does he mind your touchiness when you come close. slightly groping the softness of his stomach and chest as he's making himself coffee in the morning. he mutters a raspy 'good morning' that's music to your ears and a happy little hum from when you press firm kisses to the back of his neck. he eventually shoos you away so he can make breakfast without your clingyness... which honestly does not last very long.

as jack is making the eggs, you sneak back into the kitchen and lean against his back- kissing exposed skin as he sighs and is about to scold you from almost making him drop the eggshells into the pan until your thumb brushes over his nipple "accidentally". he sucks in a sharp breath, giving you the stink eye and a slight pout that made him even more irresistible.

so of course, the only natural reaction was to slip your hands underneath jack's shirt right? squeezing his chest and muttering softly in his ear about how much you missed him in bed. you don't miss how his hands shake slightly and you pinch n slightly roll his nipple,, his ears turning red as he's unable to hide his embarrassment and slight arousal. his attention drawn away completely from the pan as you bite down and suck a hickey onto his neck. the soft groan that falls from his lips is heavenly, so you just have to capture them with your own right?

all these touches result in the bacon and eggs burning and jack chewing you out for distracting him. but at least his red face and bruised neck means you'll be having another type of breakfast after this was done.

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if you’re white and wanna write a poc character and feel awkward about it i implore you to ignore any twitblr stuff treating it as a massive ethical burden and instead come in more with the same mindset you’d have if you wanted to write about idk firefighters but didn’t know anything about firefighters so you do... research. Like fuck off with the weird kinda creepy calls for spiritual introspection you’re not writing about god damn space aliens you’re writing about humans and if you think you need more perspective of different life experiences just read?

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I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude

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What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

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i hate how you get desensitized to the cool stuff in your WIP if you've been writing it for a long time so when you read back over it you're like "this isn't as cool as i thought :(" but it still is! you just read it too many times

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Do you ever write a sentence and then realize “Nah, that’s too self aware for you” and backspace a bunch of times.

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“WRITE IT BADLY. Write it badly, write it badly, write it badly, write it badly. Stop what you’re doing, open a Word document, put a pencil on some paper, just get the idea out of your head. Let it be good later. Write it down now. Otherwise it will die in there.”

— Brandon Sanderson on overcoming writer’s block to create a first draft as a professional author

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You should only write in present tense with extreme caution.

not because it's bad or anything but because if you do it even once you're going to be editing the bits where you shifted tenses out of your writing for the rest of your life