#put me in coach

[love-and-lafluer]

Every Girl Goes Crazy for a Sharp Dressed Man 🔥🥵

[bddybby666]

i should ahve been an ancient chinese craftsman not this bullshit

[niormalontumler]

"cultivating transphobia in this community"?

uh, buddy, im in the Cult of Hating Transphobia in this community.

based on a joke from earlier

[crosscheckings]

do they know that when u shoot it sometimes it goes in? they don’t have to pass it back and forth ♥️

[billcarden]

and if i said

[aninconspicuoustoad]

[happygnf]

i bet this was so fun for dream's dad

[sonofarathorn]

Aaron Taylor Johnson is not a bad actor but my god Sony is doing everything in their power to make him appear that way

[leneishere]

Nicky + Matty, Nicholas + Jolly

What about Nick squared?

Nicholas would be so soft and gentle with all his touches n kisses and complete contrast compared to Nicky just ripping your clothes off and diving tf in

I need it to happen

[yaknowlikenyah]

Listen, I don't even care if I'm bimbo-ized, Boss. You need a test subject for your orgasm machine and I-

Yeah, I know there could be side effects. Yeah, I know my brain could melt. I'm just doing this because I loooooove....

...science.

[roosterforme]

I think about batting practice way too much - will there be a glimpse of them? I have a hc that Everett proposes with Carole's ring even though he can afford so much, he and Piper both appreciate the sentimental value of this ring more.

OMG nonny! This is warming my cold, dead heart. I love that you still think about them! The idea that Everett would get his grandma's ring... 😭🥹🥹🥹 I would absolutely LOVE to check in with them again, so please stay tuned!

[roeswater]

[irltaurus]

I want him 👹👹👹👹👹 and I’m gonna have him 👹👹👹👹 we’ll talk soon

[needybiboy]

*sees a locker room full of men*

“PUT ME IN COACH”

[jerichoes]

this day has been kind of weird and i’m kind of ready for it to end so that i can go to my spanish class already.

[damnwormholes]

this week's homework: write a fake letter to the editor and pretend to be outraged in it