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@ Crosshair after he divorced Hunter joined the Empire
#I'm just saying#it hits#crosshunt#crosshair#hunter#tbb crosshair#tbb hunter#cloneship#bad batch#the bad batch#ESPECIALLY WHO WILL YOU KISS? WHOSE LIPS WILL YOU BITE?#that part has me RABID just FOAMING AT THE MOUTH#Catullus 8
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was writing an essay on catullus translations, thought "what if catullus... but dialouge," and then this happened. something something poetry as a conversation between the poet and another (or themself)
(translation is not mine—this is a.s. kline's catullus 8; i rearranged the text and made some minor pronoun changes.)
#still not sure if i'm onto something here#but have this anyway latinist tumblr#catullus#catullus 8#latin#ancient rome#classical studies#tagamemnon
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kicking biting maiming want to sleep
#what do i have okay#library modules (going to lose it)#fuckingggggg#ancient greek exercise#latin translation of catullus and horace#ugh those bitches#uh latin assignment#and then the reading for the bullshit unit#plus ideally checking over my latin grammar again#latin also includes studying my vocab and reading my class notes#oh and wash my hair#but it's quarter past 10 at night and i have to be up in 8 hours do i have the time or energy?#nope but let's get it done#this is a cry for help#oh and attention that too lol
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rip catullus you would’ve loved red album by taylor swift
#translating catullus 8 like this bitch would fuck so hard with red album by taylor alison swift#catullus having a sad boy breakup autumn in 50 BC#catullus walked so tswizzle could run#catullus#taylor swift#classics stuff#classics memes#local queer classicist posts
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guess which loser is, once again at a hotel, preparing for a class tomorrow 😾 i just finished and it feels like im still unprepared and i blame it on my boss for not giving me sufficient information 😾😾 stop chucking me new students you dont want to deal with and not giving me info about their skill level 😾😾😾
doing hor. odes 2.17 with her tomorrow because what else should i do. horace2.17 forever goated even though it falls off towards the end sorry sorry didnt say anything
#strrambles#i will be honest i dont even know what grade shes in oh my god this boss.#ok whatever winging it tmrw#taps chin what poem to do on the 11th… maybe catullus.#i refuse to do virgil bc its hard to contextualise idk. juvenal is off limits.#how will i pretend to be good at this language without my vpn and my cheat notes#i think im forever doomed at this mediocre latin level..#i was definitely this bad if not slightly better before. and i didnt even write notes then#who knew my personal latin tutor would die on me at 8 🙁#definitely not me thats why i didnt prepare for it#fuck him by the way. what do you mean he spends 2 decades being tortured while i spend 2 decades revisiting latin#and he still comes out better than me at it. who let that happen#the written word and i. forever star crossed lovers…
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Latin Phrases of love
Latin: Words/Phrases of Love ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡
Thank you all for the attention that my Latin words/phrases lists are getting! (interesting latin phrases, soft-souning latin phrases)
Here are some Latin phrases regarding love:
aeger amore: love sick
aegra amans: [lover's disease] love sick
amo: I love
amor sui: self-love
amor habendi: love of possessing
animo fractus: heartbroken
caritas: love or charity
cupido: longing or desire
cum corde: with the heart
digitulus: [little finger] the touch of a finger
digitus auricularis: the ring finger
imo pectore: from the bottom of the heart
in saecula saeculorum: [for ages of ages] forever and ever
philtrum: a love potion
potentia amoris: the power of love
vinculum matrimonii: th bond of marriage
vis amoris: the force of love
amo et pax: love and peace
amo ut ivenio: love as I find
amor et honor: love and honor
amor gignit amorem: ove begins as love
amor amnibus idem: love is the ame in all (Virgil)
amor tussisque non celantur: love and a cough are not concealed (Ovid)
amor vincit omnia: love conquers all things
amore sitis uniti: be united in love
cedamus amori: let us yield to love
cor ad cor loquitor: heart speaks to heart
cor et manus: heart and hand
cras amet qui numquam amavit: let those love now, who never loved before (Catullus)
dulce periculum: sweet danger
fide et amore: by faith and love
fortis est ut mors dilectio: love is strong as death (Song of Solomon 8:6)
in omnibus caritas: in all things love
meminerunt omnia amantes: lovers remember everything (Ovid)
nihil amori injuriam est: there is no wrong that love will not forgive
nihil amanti durum: nothing is hard for one who loves
nihil esta more veritatis celsus: nothing is loftier than the lover of truth (Propertius)
non mihi, non tibi, sed nobis: not for you, not for me, but for us
redintegratio amoris: the renewal of love
serva jugum: [preserve the yoke] preserve the bond of love
si vis amari ama: if you ant to be loved, then love (Seneca)
ut ameris, amabilis esto: to receive love, be lovable (Ovid)
...and because ruined love is also love:
a vinculo matrimonii: [from the bonds of marriage] an absolute divorce
aurear compedes: golden shackles
corpus inane: body without a soul
succubus: a female spirit or demon believed to prey sexually on young men while they sleep
zelotypus: jealousy
expertus dico, nemo est in amore fidelis: I say as an expert, no one is faithful in love (Propertius - I wonder what this man had to go through to say this?)
neno in amore videt: no one in love sees (Propertius - seriously, what happened, Propertius?)
omnis amans amens: every lover is demented
res est solliciti plena timoris amor: love is full of axious fears (Ovid)
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Catullus 8 is like definitely a notes app memo you leave for yourself that you see upon waking up at noon in conjunction with the 75 messages you sent your ex that were all left on read
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Catullus - Ave Atque Vale
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#minnesota wild#marc andre fleury#ryan reaves#kevin fiala#matt boldy#jordan greenway#cam talbot#jason zucker#matt dumba#mikael granlund#nino niederreiter#calen addison#dean evason#hockey poetry#....uhhhhhhhhhh#i guess this is a thing i do now#i am. sorry#(and none for suter or parise bye)#mn wild#forever wild in my heart
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my dashboard simulator
mutual 1: so basically if we go off of cicero we can deduce that catullus clodia and caelius did have a threesome
mutual 2: i want to shove a snake inside my pussy
mutual 3: [gifset of sam winchester] #call me dean the way i need his hole
mutual 4: when you think about it it's really all about st dymphna and anais nin and myrrha and electra and daphne du maurier an—
mutual 5: i need this anime twink to die a gory death so i can finally fuck him in peace
mutual 6: cyborg theory is so cool! [2 posts later] i hate ai art with a blinding passion
mutual 7: you guys have NO idea what you're talking about. anyways stream ultraviolence
mutual 8: stop overlooking the necronarrative feminist overtones of the pharsalia and start reading some theory for the love of god
mutual 9: [beautiful painting of a decomposing body] #i blog from here
mutual 10: [actual picture of a decomposing body]
mutual 11: need pussy from a guy who meows
mutual 12: just sent an anthrax letter to mutual 11
mutual 13: HERE IS WHY WE NEED TO START CAMPAIGNING FOR SEPARATISM
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Webcomics at Day 100 #7: Achewood
Pages read: 10/1/2001 – 12/5/2002 & 4/13/2009 – 12/5/2009 (about 370 strips)
Reason for selection: Achewood is the webcomic that cultural institutions took seriously. Celebrated by Time, The New Yorker and Rolling Stone, the comic was wildly popular in the 2000s, with some of its strips – such as ‘Here Comes A Special Boy’ – still passed around the internet today without context.
Current status: Originally ran from October 1, 2001 to December 25, 2016, beginning with updates every weekday and becoming more sporadic over time including multiple hiatuses. Returned in 2023 and currently updates every Friday only for Patreon donors. Creator Chris Onstad is experimenting with use of AI in the artistic process.
Content warnings: frequent sexual content, heavy alcohol and drug use, slurs (especially the R slur), anti-Chinese racism, gender essentialism, occasional homophobia, sexism and fatphobia, suicide jokes, Harry Potter.
In 2002, Onstad states that his wife is Chinese in an effort to justify a strip that makes fun of a Chinese speaking character’s accent and name, suggesting that even in 2002 he already faced criticism for this portrayal, or felt he might.
Overall thoughts:
Achewood’s opening strip perfectly establishes the comic. It looks professional from day one, with crisp lines, recognizable character designs and an art style which would stay remarkably consistent throughout its run. But the humor of ‘Philippe is standing on it’ with its straight-faced delivery and lack of a punchline is really the defining feature of Achewood. It’s a type of humor that’s massively influenced the internet and persists to this day – some Achewood strips from 2002 feel like they could’ve been written this year.
The first few months of Achewood detail the lives of four of Onstad’s real stuffed animals in a fictionalized version of his own house, ’62 Achewood Court’. While they have remained major characters, two cats from the Achewood neighborhood, Ray and Roast Beef, became the true leads in 2002. Clicking ‘New to Achewood?’ on the comic’s website leads to the strip from March 21, 2002, but the site doesn’t make it clear that this is not the first strip. However, it is a good jumping in point – characters Téodor and Roast Beef state their names in this strip, and it comes shortly before a strip where character Mr Bear discusses his background as a children’s book author, which is the first time a character has had an in-depth backstory. It’s also partway into the comic’s first continuous story arc, the 26-strip ‘The Party’ arc – so it’s a time where Achewood is beginning to take itself seriously.
Achewood doesn’t have an overarching story, instead placing a group of well defined characters with distinctive voices into a sandbox for a variety of story arcs. Most of these characters grow older and reach life milestones, developing slowly and organically. The plot follows no such guidelines – in June of 2002, Pat the cat reveals his newly built rocket ship, even though it’s never previously established that cats in this world can have engineering knowledge or technology, and in November of 2002, Ray the cat sells his soul to the devil in exchange for piano playing abilities in a strip that comes out of nowhere and impacts the rest of the comic’s run. When violence appears in the comic, it’s similarly out of nowhere, and a character getting shot or getting into a car accident happens unexpectedly with no foreshadowing, which gives a real sense that anything could happen when scrolling to the next strip.
Despite occasional experiments with color and promises for one full-color strip a week, Achewood stays monochrome for its full run. Its black, white and gray palette might contribute to Achewood’s being seen as serious literature. The comic tries hard to be intelligent in other areas, too – it educates the reader on the Roman poet Catullus (March 8, 2002), archaic felted wool terminology (June 2, 2009), and plants that cause neurological damage (the comic’s title), drawing attention to its knowledge each time. Sharing obscure facts, and knowing a lot of obscure facts as a sign of intelligence, is definitely something I associate with the internet.
Given its acclaim, I was surprised at how little scholarly work has been written on Achewood. I did find one conference paper on multimedia masculinity in the comic, which feels appropriate, as it’s very much a story about men. The characters are stuffed animals, cats, robots and occasionally squirrels, but they are very pointedly almost all men, who recreate the ideas that men and women are two disconnected categories with almost no common ground. I do think the comic explores masculinity in interesting ways, such as when the spirit of Billy Idol enters Philippe’s body in July 2002. However, Onstad’s clear capability of taking an absurd character and giving them complex humanity makes me wish this was applied to a female character, too – it’s glaring that the strip’s first woman, Penny, is contrived to always be off screen.
Between 2002 and 2009, Achewood’s strips evolved from a few panels on average to a full page, allowing for more complex stories and art in each update. There might be three or four panels that show the minutiae of a character opening a door, which years earlier would have happened in a single panel. There’s more use of shading and dark colors, and a sense that Onstad is still trying to stretch himself artistically, working with more complex themes such as the karmic cycle (August 31, 2009) and the morality of giving modern technology to historical people (April to May 2009). It feels like Onstad is trying to make the Oscar bait movie of webcomics, while keeping the Internet spirit of nacho based humor. It’s a hard balance to strike so I’m really impressed that it works.
During its original run, Achewood featured fanart on its website, which seems relatively common for webcomics and highlights how the internet broke barriers between fans and creators from its early days. Onstad has also spoken publicly about creator burnout, holding himself to impossibly high standards of both quantity and quality, and experiencing negativity from a large internet fanbase.
Achewood has been very well preserved, with all its strips easily available on a fast loading, ad free, mobile optimized website. The site is very well made, but it does use infinite scroll, which didn’t exist during Achewood’s original run, can’t be turned off, and really changes the reading experience. The active choice to click to the next page is part of webcomics for me, it increases my focus and investment when I have to make that decision each time instead of letting the strips scroll past. Infinite scroll takes the old-internet nostalgia out of the experience, too.
Finally, I think Philippe might be my favorite character from any non-Homestuck webcomic I’ve ever read. He’s a wide-eyed stuffed otter who is eternally five years old and I would tear the world apart for him.
Relevance to Homestuck: [ooc – contains spoilers for Act 5]
Achewood experiments with the webcomic form and meta layers in some ways that are similar to Homestuck and some that are different. Andrew Hussie links to Achewood in MSPA’s ‘No Shortage of Good Websites’ section, so where Hussie employs the same techniques as Achewood, it could be direct reference or inspiration.
From the start, strips can be three horizontal panels, four panels in a square, six panels in two lines, depending on what the day’s story needs. More complex formats including strips of 12 or more panels and strips with differently sized panels appear intermittently. Onstad is aware that he’s not working within the constraints of a newspaper or book layout and is using that freedom.
‘Cutting Room Floor #1’ (January 18, 2002) contains six panels, each with no context, supposedly from strips that never materialized. They’re arranged as if scattered on a table, a visual move that Homestuck will directly replicate. ‘Bloopers and outtakes’ (December 10, 2001) contains alternate panels from previous strips where the characters made mistakes or forgot their lines. ‘The unfinished strip’ (December 26, 2001) has five panels of story followed by a final panel reading ‘The cartoonist is too tired to finish this strip because his inlaws’ sofa-bed afforded him no sleep on Christmas’.
‘An ad’ (February 15, 2002) is an Achewood strip that doubles as an advertisement for the comic itself, and ‘En Espanol’ (April 25, 2002) and ‘Auf Deutsch (April 26, 2002) are strips in other languages. Interestingly, the German strip includes a translation while the Spanish does not. ‘The Making Of’ (May 29, 2002) details Onstad’s process of creating an Achewood comic from start to finish, presented as a strip in itself. ‘Thanatos Has Left the Building’ (September 15, 2009) is a newspaper-style wrap-up of the most recent story arc, featuring ‘loose ends, unanswered questions & exciting trivia’ presented up front instead of revealed organically in the story; Homestuck will also use recap and clarification as tools. Achewood characters write both original fiction (June 30, 2009) and fanfiction (August 2005) within the story, paralleling (among other things) Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff.
But my favorite example of playing with form is ‘Roast Beef’s Tone Poem’ (April 20, 2009), a 20-panel monologue from character Roast Beef with the alt text ‘Mix and match any four panels for instant *almost-works* inscrutability!’ I love this mix and match, create your own comic strip ethos, so I decided to create my own tone poem by rolling 4d20. Here’s the result.
Achewood quickly expands beyond the confines of the strip, just as Homestuck does. Achewood begins employing alt text on every strip in January 2002, with Onstad pretending for some months that somebody besides him is writing the text. Sometimes, the text announces what the comic will feature tomorrow, which is generally a lie – for example, alt text for May 30, 2002 reads ‘Mr. Bear tries to play chess with Todd but Todd has a cocaine problem – TOMORROW!’ while May 31’s strip does not feature Mr. Bear, Todd, chess, or cocaine. Alt text for September 8, 2009 reads ‘Meanwhile, even though he is supposed to be asleep, Philippe is using a flashlight to read a slender volume entitled, How Come a Bird Can Die?’ Philippe does not appear in the day’s strip, but we still get his story. Including a side story outside of the main panel is another technique Homestuck will use.
In a notable difference to Homestuck, alt text for September 30, 2002 reads ‘To-day is the 364-day anniversary of Achewood!’ while alt text for October 1, 2002 reads ‘I finished my soda!’ The true first anniversary is not acknowledged within the strip, and any celebration of it has not survived. This appears to be Onstad’s trolling, as future anniversaries do have dedicated strips.
On July 2, 2004, Onstad launched nine Blogspot blogs, eight for the comic’s main characters and one for himself, all of which received regular updates for the rest of Achewood’s run. Six zines, two novellas, a cookbook and an advice column all add new material to the canon, and it seems that Achewood outgrew the webcomic format altogether, as its final entry on December 25, 2016 is not a comic strip, but a post on Onstad’s blog. It includes the line ‘The blogs are where I personally think the heart and soul of that universe live… in words I haven't had to maddeningly jockey into tiny speech bubbles.’
In a final and wonderful parallel, for a brief period in 2009, Achewood becomes an adventure game. While nothing is interactive, strips from October 9 to November 7, 2009 are mostly written in Homestuck’s command-narrative text format. In the final adventure game strip, we even see the mechanisms behind the narrative prompt, a complicated system of pulleys and levers hooked up to a reel of paper. This is shown in three dimensions while other, two-dimensional Achewood panels happen around it. It’s one of the comic’s most experimental strips, and would not feel out of place in Homestuck.
Continue reading? Yeah, I had a blast reading this. I can imagine wanting to check this every day in 2002 for a momentary bright spot during work, and in the modern day, infinite scrolling the Achewood archives is probably a more enriching way to spend time than infinite scrolling on social media. Because of its sprawling format, lack of plot and current paywall, I don’t feel like I need to ‘complete’ Achewood, but I definitely want to see more of it.
#webcomics 100#achewood#its always so hard to narrow down what strips to include. i cant believe i had to cut the model trains one#(july 9 2002 is the model trains one. if anyone would like to know that)#also my last sentence is a little old man yells at cloud i know. i know. i know <3#anyway i loved getting back to these! what a great comic to pick up with!#chrono
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Hp Rec Fest 2023 Recs by Squash
AO3 collection for the recs I made during this fest!
The fest mods deserve everything <3
Rec masterlist - links are for my rec blurbs.
31. A fav among favs: Almagest by eldritcher (2018). Harry/Voldemort
30. A precanon fic: The Unspoken and the Unsent by hollycomb (2013). Dumbledore/Elphias Doge
29. A postcanon fic: Candles Lit Against the Dark by perverse_idyll (2023). McGonagall/Grubbly-Plank
28. An underrated fic: A Cliff in July by Miss M. (2013) Millicent/Marietta.
27. A Muggle AU: Commonplace Magic by Acid, Sinick (2010). Snarry
26. A fic with an ending you can't stop thinking about: In Infinite Remorse of the Soul by perverse_idyll (2011). Snarry, Snape/Dumbledore.
25. A fic rated T: On Wednesday by Tryfanstone (2006). Snarry
24. A holiday fic: 10 Snarry Holiday fics.
23. A soulmate fic: Inch by Inch We Crawled Toward Each Other by Chatter (2017). Fleur/Hermione
22. An unfinished fic: The J. Alfred Prufrock Arc by vain (2003). Snarry.
21. A thought provoking fic: Brown Sugar by eldritcher (2018). Voldemort/Tom Riddle (Diary).
20. A G Rated fic: The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife by eldritcher (2021). Snape/Giant Squid.
19. Hottest smut fic: Both Sides Now by Predatrix (2006). Snarry.
18. A fairytale fic: The Lost World (short version) by perverse_idyll (2013), Snarry + Omphale by eldritcher (2015), Harry/Voldemort
17. A fic that made you cry: 10 Snarry fics to make you cry
16. A fic that made you laugh: 10 Snarry fics to make you laugh
15. Most recent bookmark: De Aegypto by squibstress (2023). Minerva/Rolanda
14. A fav series: Pandemic by eldritcher (2021) Harry/Voldemort
13. A fic over 100K words: Catullus 16 by eldritcher (2014) Harry/Voldemort
12. A WIP: Year of the Thestral by perverse_idyll (2022) Snagonagall, McGonagall/Hooch
11. A dark fic: King of Fat by rinsbane (2006) Snarry
10. A fest fic: A Matter of Time by danpuff (2022). Snarry
9. A rarepair fic: Extraordinary Lengths by MaxWrite (2009). Percy/Barty Crouch Jr.
8. A canon divergence fic: When the Rose and the Fire Are One by perverse_idyll (2010). Snarry
7. A canon compliant fic: Storytelling by kellychambliss (2010). Hermione/Minerva McGonagall
6. An unreliable narrator fic: Remember Me to Cheetham Hill by Delphi (2021). Snape/Filch
5. A non AO3 fic: Down the Rabbit Hole by RaeWhit (2008). Snarry
4. Fic + art: PS, I love you by mywitch and groot (2022). Snape/Hermione
3. A podfic: [Podfic of] Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Whatcha Gonna Do by wilfriede (2023). Minerva McGonagall/Rolanda Hooch + [Podfic of] Plenitude by wilfriede (2023). Amelia Bones/Hermione
2. A comfort fic: Epic of the Forgotten by eldritcher (2017). Viktor Krum/Voldemort + Sexing the Pumpkin by ratherbrightred (2007). Snape/Sirius Black
1 . A fav fic under 5000 words: Corresponding with Snape by asnowyowl (2010). Snarry
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Rating all the Latin authors I've read in the past two years in honor of my oral Latin exam tomorrow
Caesar (De Bello Gallico)
This is a weird one because while his prose isn't extremely difficult, it was also the first unedited work I read, so for lil 15-year-old me, this was very difficult. But I learned a lot from Caesar (especially that he made it an art to making his sentences as long as possible. We read an entire 200 words, and IT WAS JUST ONE SENTENCE.), and the sense of nostalgia while rereading it is very pleasant, so I will give you a solid 6/10
Pliny the Younger (Epistulae)
Mixed feelings about this one again. This could also be just because I despise prose. I really do not like it at all. Pliny's epistulae were pretty okay. I liked them a little better than Caesar's because of their variety (for those that don't know, epistulae means letters). His letter about the Vesuvius was a lot of fun to translate, even with all the hyperbata, but his letters about or to his third wife were very uncomfortable. Like, I get things were different back then. BUT YOU WERE 45, PLINY. 45. SHE WAS WHAT? 14? 15 TOPS? MY GOD. THAT'S A BIGGER AGE DIFFERENCE THAN I HAVE WITH MY FATHER.
7/10
Ovid (Metamorphoses)
Ovid is life Ovid is love. He was the one who introduced me to Latin poetry, and I will always love him for it. He was an icon and a legend. The poems of his that we read (Daedalus & Icarus, Latona and the Lycian peasants, Diana and Actaeon) were all bangers, and I love them all to death. I never wanted to go back to reading prose after this (but unfortunately, I will have to next year. ew)
11/10 (I love you, Ovid)
Vergil (The Aeneid)
*deep sigh* Listen. I love his complex works, and I have great respect for this poem but by the GODS. Vergil's poetry is the most difficult I've had to translate by a long shot. He made me rethink my entire career in Latin. I have considered quitting so many times because of this man. I felt like a complete idiot most of the time. This is not a guy to fuck with. Luckily I got through it on my finals (barely.) but Christ alive this man made my life difficult.
5/10
Horatius (Satires and Odes)
Horatius will always have a special place in my heart. We read his poetry right after Vergil's, and it almost completely restored my faith in my abilities. He's just my little guy and I have fond memories of translating his works. We still know many Latin phrases that he wrote (Carpe Diem being the most famous. Hello, DPS fandom). Also, he and Vergil were most definitely in love. I don't make the rules. I have evidence if you want me to elaborate.
9/10
Catullus (love poems)
Ah, Catullus. Horny poet of the year. Had a wild affair with an older married woman. Nepotism baby. Sappho stan. Didn't know how to budget, but we aren't holding that against him. Just wanted to write poetry and dance (who doesn't, honestly). Gave fuck-all about education. Wrote nearly all of his poetry about the older woman he had an affair with. Might I add that this woman was married to one of his father's bestest buddies? Yeah. Icon. Here's a kid's choice award.
8/10
Martialis (Epigrams)
This dude had ZERO chill. Roasted everyone in the city. Literally, no one is safe. Wasn't afraid to call people out by their real names. Some people allegedly committed suicide after being roasted by this guy. Translating his epigrams gave me more joy than hearing we had seen the end of Vergil. His humour may be a little silly now, but I will not accept any Martialis slander on my blog.
10/10
And that is all folks
#latin student#latin memes#latin literature#publius ovidius naso#classics#ancient greek#martialis#how is that not a tag#this guy is the epitome of Tumblr humour#pliny the younger#pliny#julius caesar#roman history#roman literature#catullus#vergil#the aeneid#vergil and horatius were gay and in love pass it on#horatius
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I saw a TikTok of Cicero and Hortensius on the music of Non-Stop (I feel like just naming Hortensius is making this niche) as someone who hasn't really thought about Hamilton in...5 years now and I have realized many thing:
1) THAT USER WAS SO RIGHT, IT IS THEM
2) Cicero's existence answers the question: what if Alexander Hamilton was a looser? (yeah historically he comes before Hamilton but I don't care right now).
3) Mark Anthony is Jefferson.
Evidence:
"Where have you been?" "Mhhhh Par Egypt" "We have to win (against this kid Ottavianus)" "SO WHAT'D I MISS"
Come on Egypt (and Cleopatra) are his France
But he is the one who dressed like fake royalty (COME ON THE PHILIPPICAE, THE CABINET'S BATTLES ARE JUST THE PHILIPPICAE)
4) I don't care for the Greek God musical, give me a musical about Ancient Rome. Come on, it is just as controversial as a musical on founding fathers. And I do want to hear Cicero rapping the Catilinarian orations.
5) ALSO COME ON CATILINE OWNS THE ROOM WHERE IT HAPPENS.
Bro staged a COUP D'ÉTAT to be in THE ROOM WHERE IT HAPPENS.
5) Also do you know we could have "Dear Theodosia" and "It's quiet Uptown"? Cicero's daughter, Tullia, affectionately called Tulliola, died on him when she was still young. I could talk a lot about this and how for her death Cicero created a new word in latin (taken from greek, actually: apotheosis) but if I start now I'll be very emotional.
6) "The Caesar Administration"
7) I would pay real money to see Cicero being beaten repeatedly by every historical figure in Rome
8) Atticus is his John Laurens's but like waaaay more annoyed by Cicero. He is also very "Why do you write like you're running out of time". Cicero used to write Atticus 2 times a week and an ungodly amount of pages, I want Atticus's song on "maybe I chose a bad friend".
9) Atticus coward villain song in which he gives his and Cicero's personal letters to Mark Anthony because I am not over that yet. It could be a but like Burn, you know. We're still talking letters. But Atticus is the little shit here.
10) The whole first number with people talking about Hamilton, but there are actual quotations on Cicero by fellow romans and later historians.
11) "Bright young man. Yo, who the eff is this?" will always be more Cicero-coded than any other historical figure. AT 26 CICERO CHALLENGED BASICALLY THE GOVERNMENT TO DEFEND A KID WHO WAS BEING ACCUSED OF KILLING HIS OWN FATHER BY THE PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY KILLED HIS DAD SO THEY COULD TAKE HIS RICHES (I am oversimplifying a bit but what I said is essentially correct, reference is the Pro Roscio Amerino). And it was Cicero's first criminal law case. Fresh new kid from the block exposes dictatorship crimes. Nice.
12) Once again, I would pay actual money to see a song about Cicero writing the Pro Milone saying this is going to be his masterpiece and then being unable to recite it because the crowd is threatening to kill him. Just imagine Cicero with a song or without a song maybe reciting a few sentences on his own, a choir going something like "This is gonna the best oration ever" or "This is gonna be a masterpiece", "This is gonna go down in history as the best oration ever seen", you get the gist. And then he is in the square (well, the forum) and he is about about to start talking but you hear threats getting louder and louder, and a crowd with weapons, making noise with their feet (and swords!) and then Cicero just can't utter another word because he is too scared they'll kill him. His perfect oration, going to waste, not able to save his friend. Yeah I haven't got over this one either.
13) Cicero singing a song on how Augustus is going to save them. AH.
14) I think Cicero's Reynolds Pamphlet would be, you know, sentencing people to death without the provocatio ad populum (after Catiline's failed coup d'etat)
15) I already said that but Catiline villain song.
16) Funky neoteroi song. Can you imagine. Catullus and friends just following around Cicero to annoy him while he insults them.
17) Obligatory song on how Rome is changing and Republic is dead.
18) Is it a major event? No. But I would love to hear a take on what Caesar said to Cicero when they were walking all on their own after Caesar won on Pompeius. After Caesar won against Pompeius people were all expecting him in the Brindisi harbour and Cicero was dying inside because he had taken the wrong side. Again. So Caesar gets off the ship, Cicero thinks he is dead, but Caesar pardons him in front of everybody and then take him for a private walk, just them two. And sometimes instead of sleeping I think of what Caesar might have said to him.
19) I'd also need a general chorus to comment on how many bad decisions Cicero is taking.
20) song on Cicero trying to remain back his good reputation as he feels everything that he has ever known about Rome is changing and that's not his or Republican time anymore
21) angst Cicero song about holing himself up in his villa, writing philosophical dialogue because the time of politics and freedom is over
22) BAM LAST SURPRISE SONG THEY KILL HIM AND HE SINGS THE LAST SONG THAT MUSICALLY REPRISES ONE OF THE FIRST SONGS (maybe the Pro Roscio Amerino one during which he was so young and hopeful) BUT HE SINGS IT WHILE HE IS ALREADY DEAD ON THE ROSTRA LIKE THAT'S HIS SPIRIT SINGING
23) And then you see Rome become and empire with Ottavianus villanously declaring the Republic is no more
#I FOUND THIS IN MY DRAFTS I WROTE THIS POST LIKE MORE THAN A YEAR AGO#marcus tullius cicero#cicero they could never make me NOT utterly obsessed with you#musical#ancient history#ancient rome#cicero I hope I get to fistfight you in hell for that fucking table you know what I am talking about❤️
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Mapping Madrid: Week 8
I KNOW it's been a while and i'm so so sorry. but look. Carabanchel! peace and love on planet earth <3. so... i had to get a book from carabanchel's public library and i was like... hey let's do a mapping madrid while we're at it! coincidentally the roulette has now twice in a row landed on carabanchel so. i had no other option. as you can see, however, the station featured in this post is Carabanchel Alto ('High Carabanchel'), which was the result of me walking around not really knowing where i was going and realising i was 50 mins away from Carabanchel and only 30 from Carabanchel Alto once i wanted to go back home. the bad thing is... Carabanchel is in my beloved line 5, whereas carabanchel alto is in the dreaded line 11. let me talk about line 11 for a minute, cause it made my trip back home twice as long (it almost took me 2 hours lol) and it's now my archnemesis. it is the shortest metro line in the city (with the exception of Ramal i guess. also they're now expanding it i think but still) and it only has one entry point through line 6, so it's basically a bottleneck. i hate it so much. en fin. Carabanchel is one of the 21 districts of Madrid, and it used to be an independent town back in the day before being annexed by Madrid. In fact, it was two towns, Carabanchel and Carabanchel Alto, that's why there's that distinction. It is a very working class area of the city, with lots of immigrants and diversity, and for me Carabanchel is the beating heart of Madrid, as here is where the biggest festivities and traditions take place, and the people here are the proudest and the bestest honestly <3 As I said previously, I mainly wandered around after going to the library (which didn't have the book I wanted rip) listening to a new podcast I just found (I really recommend it, it's called 'No hay negros en el Tíbet') and sitting for a bit to read some Catullus (<3). Most of the time I was in this kinda new-ish area, it reminded me a lot of Loranca, part of Fuenlabrada which is one of the big southern cities (here's a post about Madrid's peripheria I made a few years ago in case you wanna know more about that), where my cousin and uncles live. Only at the end I got to the traditional 'old town', but by then my phone was dying so i didn't take many pictures unfortunately. Also I am pretty sure I passed by possibly the most important place in Carabanchel, the old Carabanchel Prison, which was established during the Francoist era and was the largest and harshest prison in the country, torturing thousands political prisoners (NEVERMIND I JUST READ ON WIKIPEDIA THAT IT WAS DEMOLISHED IN 2008. NO IDEA WHAT I SAW THEN).
#mappingmadrid#viva carabanchel <3#it only took me 9 months to continue this series. you should be proud
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Lucifer
The most common meaning for Lucifer in English is as a name for the Devil in Christian theology. It appeared in the King James Version of the Bible in Isaiah[1] and before that in the Vulgate (the late-4th-century Latin translation of the Bible),[2] not as the name of a devil but as the Latin word lucifer (uncapitalized),[3][4] meaning "the morning star", "the planet Venus", or, as an adjective, "light-bringing".[5] It is a translation of the Hebrew word הֵילֵל, hêlēl, meaning "Shining One".[6]
As the Latin name for the morning appearances of the planet Venus, it corresponds to the Greek names Phosphorus Φωσφόρος, "light-bringer", and Eosphorus Ἑωσφόρος, "dawn-bringer". The entity's Latin name was subsequently absorbed into Christianity as a name for the devil. Modern scholarship generally translates the term in the relevant Bible passage (Isaiah 14:12), where the Greek Septuagint reads ὁ ἑωσφόρος ὁ πρωὶ, as "morning star" or "shining one" rather than as a proper noun, Lucifer, as found in the Latin Vulgate. The word "Lucifer" appears in The Second Epistle of Peter (2 Peter 1:19) in the Latin Vulgate to refer to Jesus. The word "Lucifer" is also used in the Latin version of Exsultet, the Easter proclamation.
As a name for the planet in its morning aspect, "Lucifer" (Light-Bringer) is a proper noun and is capitalized in English. In Greco-Roman civilization, it was often personified and considered a god[7] and in some versions considered a son of Aurora (the Dawn).[8] A similar name used by the Roman poet Catullus for the planet in its evening aspect is "Noctifer" (Night-Bringer).[9]
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9 People You'd Like To Get To Know Better ♡
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last song: Highway to Heaven (English Version) by NCT 127
favourite colour: forest green
currently watching: I'm on season 8 of my criminal minds rewatch !!
last movie: barbie and it killed me ㅠㅠ
currently reading: The Embroidered Book by Kate Heartfield
sweet/spicy/savoury: sweet - I need a sweet treat after every meal or I will be upset.
relationship status: delusional 💕
current obsession: Spencer Reid, Dimension 20 and Going Seventeen (내 사랑스러운 호시, 넌 미쳤어)
last thing I googled: Catullus poem 16
currently working on: writing some requests this weekend~!!
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