#Catholic memes

[backwoodsbigfoot]

St Hildegard is my GIRL 😤

[spectre777]

[disgruntledexplainer]

It's me. I'm the demographic Luce was made for.

[tomicscomics]

01/24/2025

Happy Feast of the Conversion of St. Paul (this Saturday)!

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JOKE-OGRAPHY: 1. In the Bible, after Jesus has ascended, His followers start spreading their updated version of Judaism, called "the Way." A villainous figure named Saul goes around capturing these proto-Christians and bringing them to Jewish authorities to face punishment for their apparent blasphemies. However, on his way to Damascus to continue persecuting the Way, he has an encounter with Jesus -- a sort of vision accompanied by a bright light that only he can see, and a voice that he and all his companions can hear. After this encounter, Saul becomes Paul, a new follower of the Way, and uses his impressive education and influence to bridge the gap between Jew and Gentile and become perhaps the most pivotal apostle in the Early Church. 2. In this cartoon, I use the term "Christian." This is anachronistic, as the term "Christian" hadn't yet been assigned to Christ's followers in Saul's time. Also, Saul did not really speak English, and was not a two dimensional cartoon creature. Also, my signature is not actually on the road to Damascus. Also--

[psalmlover]

endless cycle

[blade-liger-4ever]

Catholic Tumblr wake up, we got justice in this game!!!!!

[eternal-echoes]

This is why you shouldn’t trust the secular media to report on Pope Francis 😂

[coyote-teeth-poetry]

her name is LUCE and she LOVES you <3

[thesongthesoulsings]

Didn´t like the "I tread where I please", that constantly makes its round, so I changed it up.

She says "Fiat" and so she sets an example for us.

[mayor-of-losertown]

“Forgive them Father, they know not what they- WHAT’S THIS? IT’S KING CLOVIS AND HIS BRAVE FRANKS WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!!”

[apesoformythoughts]

via Catechesis Memes

[virtie333]

[domine-speravi]

Street View capture of this abomination of a church sign that I drove past yesterday

[dsmsix]

[tomicscomics]

01/01/2025

All hail Mary! Lady full of grace, The child that you bear will save the human race!

Through you the great I Am Takes on the flesh of man And He comes to save us from our sin!

(Happy Solemnity of Mary, Mother of God, and Happy New Year!)

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JOKE-OGRAPHY: 1. The internet has a long and storied history of random, unsolicited Christian Sonic fanart. I’m not sure why this is, but as a random, unsolicited Christian myself, I figured it was time I added to that legacy. This cartoon features Shadow the Hedgehog (Sonic’s edgy rival) praying the rosary before a shrine to the Blessed Virgin Mary. He says “Ave Maria” because that’s the first line of the “Hail Mary” (a popular Catholic prayer) in Latin, but is also a reference to Shadow’s best friend from his tragic backstory: Maria. 2. Sonic Adventure was one of the first games I remember playing. My brothers, cousins, and I would spend all our limited gaming time playing it on my uncle’s Sega Dreamcast. When the sequel, Sonic Adventure 2, came out, my grandparents got it for me as an early birthday gift. Even my sisters enjoyed the games because of the adorable Chao Garden (bring it back, Sega, you cowards). Anyway, the series has had its ups and downs since then, but it’ll always hold a special place in my heart. Sonic Adventure 2 also introduced Shadow the Hedgehog and his tragic backstory with Maria, which the new movie, Sonic the Hedgehog 3, finally adapted for the big screen. I never thought I’d see the day. 3. The description under the cartoon is a parody of “All Hail Shadow”, a theme song from the notorious Shadow the Hedgehog spin-off game from 2005. Instead of the original lyrics, I've turned it into a revamped “Hail Mary” prayer, because all things will submit to God.

[psalmlover]

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