#Catholic memes

[tomicscomics]

03/28/2025

NO MEAT!

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JOKE-OGRAPHY: 1. Jesus tells a story about a landowner who's disappointed in his fig tree. The tree seems healthy, but it won't produce any fruit. He tells his gardener to chop the tree down so he can use the soil for more productive plants, but the merciful gardener asks for one more year to get the tree to become fruitful. 2. In this cartoon, the landowner complains about his tree not producing any figs, but the gardener explains that this is because it's an apple tree. This is quite silly. 3. The landowner then grumbles, "Well, that FIGures!" which is a phrase of annoyed resignation. He stresses the "fig" in "figures," because he really wanted a fig.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: This cartoon is yet another "Tomics Resurrection," where I take one of my old cartoons from the barren and fruitless past and nourish it for a new year. The original cartoon was drawn on paper because my first drawing tablet kicked the bucket, and it took around a week for me to replace it.

[spectre777]

[disgruntledexplainer]

It's me. I'm the demographic Luce was made for.

[psalmlover]

endless cycle

[blade-liger-4ever]

Catholic Tumblr wake up, we got justice in this game!!!!!

[eternal-echoes]

This is why you shouldn’t trust the secular media to report on Pope Francis 😂

[coyote-teeth-poetry]

her name is LUCE and she LOVES you <3

[thesongthesoulsings]

Didn´t like the "I tread where I please", that constantly makes its round, so I changed it up.

She says "Fiat" and so she sets an example for us.

[mayor-of-losertown]

“Forgive them Father, they know not what they- WHAT’S THIS? IT’S KING CLOVIS AND HIS BRAVE FRANKS WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!!”

[apesoformythoughts]

via Catechesis Memes

[virtie333]

[tomicscomics]

01/24/2025

Happy Feast of the Conversion of St. Paul (this Saturday)!

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JOKE-OGRAPHY: 1. In the Bible, after Jesus has ascended, His followers start spreading their updated version of Judaism, called "the Way." A villainous figure named Saul goes around capturing these proto-Christians and bringing them to Jewish authorities to face punishment for their apparent blasphemies. However, on his way to Damascus to continue persecuting the Way, he has an encounter with Jesus -- a sort of vision accompanied by a bright light that only he can see, and a voice that he and all his companions can hear. After this encounter, Saul becomes Paul, a new follower of the Way, and uses his impressive education and influence to bridge the gap between Jew and Gentile and become perhaps the most pivotal apostle in the Early Church. 2. In this cartoon, I use the term "Christian." This is anachronistic, as the term "Christian" hadn't yet been assigned to Christ's followers in Saul's time. Also, Saul did not really speak English, and was not a two dimensional cartoon creature. Also, my signature is not actually on the road to Damascus. Also--

[domine-speravi]

Street View capture of this abomination of a church sign that I drove past yesterday

[dsmsix]

[psalmlover]

from iwishyoucouldtakemeupstate on instagram

[ominouspositivity-or-else]

i woke up this morning and saw it was July and this is all i could think about so i'm sorry but you all have to deal with this.