#Catholic memes

[catholike]

[disgruntledexplainer]

It's me. I'm the demographic Luce was made for.

[tomicscomics]

10/10/2024

The Feast of St. Teresa of Ávila is on October 15th!

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JOKE-OGRAPHY: St. Teresa of Ávila (or Sister Teresa of Jesus, as she was known) was a Carmelite nun, a mystic, a reformer, and a musician! She'd play drums and tambourines to keep time for her sisters as they played other instruments or danced in their recreational time. In this cartoon, St. Teresa receives a new drum kit, but it's too big for her to play alone. Drum kits aren't normally meant for two people, but as the other nun points out, this a "co-nun-drum." A conundrum is a dilemma (like having a drum made for two people when you only have one drummer). A co-nun-drum is a drum made for two nuns to co-play (play cooperatively).

[psalmlover]

endless cycle

[mayor-of-losertown]

“Forgive them Father, they know not what they- WHAT’S THIS? IT’S KING CLOVIS AND HIS BRAVE FRANKS WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!!”

[apesoformythoughts]

via Catechesis Memes

[coyote-teeth-poetry]

her name is LUCE and she LOVES you <3

[virtie333]

[domine-speravi]

Street View capture of this abomination of a church sign that I drove past yesterday

[dsmsix]

[ominouspositivity-or-else]

i woke up this morning and saw it was July and this is all i could think about so i'm sorry but you all have to deal with this.

[tomicscomics]

10/04/2024

Biblically accurate married couple.

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JOKE-OGRAPHY: 1. In the Bible story being read, Jesus is asked by some Pharisees if a man can divorce his wife for any reason. Jesus says that, if the marriage is lawful, it binds the couple together as one, and what God has joined together, no man can separate. 2. In this cartoon, Fr. Mark reads this passage to his Sunday school class while explaining the sacrament of marriage. The girl with the bow swoons over the proper, spiritual weight of the words as she imagines a typical wedding scene. Conversely, the words strike horror into the heart of Agnes, the girl in the green sweater, who has a history of mishearing or misinterpreting Bible stories. In this case, she's heard Jesus's figurative description of marriage -- "The two shall become one flesh." -- and imagined it literally, with a husband and wife fused together into a single fleshy pile. 3. I drew the amalgamated-flesh-pile with smiles and googly-eyes to reduce the chaos-god-body-horror implicit in its conception. I'm sure these efforts were satisfactory.

[psalmlover]

from iwishyoucouldtakemeupstate on instagram

[holyhyphae]

[thesongthesoulsings]

Didn´t like the "I tread where I please", that constantly makes its round, so I changed it up.

She says "Fiat" and so she sets an example for us.

[completewannabe]

get called out, nerds